Design me a dildo /b/. I'll get the best one made up, o

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this

UK straight male here.

What I'm looking for is butt plugs that I can leave in all day or even control. What do you faggots recommend?

You can actually have them made? I thought it was just an app for fun.

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lampshade.

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>>546397807

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>>546397807

>>546398342
this

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this thing collects all your shit!

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>>546397807
Good luck getting this thing out of your ass

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The Lance

>>546398847
try getting it in

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The Pawn

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>>546398874
topkek

The poorly designed desklamp

>>546398997
nice

>>546398997
awesome.
what are you doing!

market that immediately and start a business.

>>546398285
It is but you can export the design. I know a dude that will make one up for me.

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I present to you: the obese chinese man.

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>>546397807
>dick fedora

>>546399318
lol

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>>546399318

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Light your dick with cock-lamp

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Not a dildo, clearly a mushroom model.

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>>546399142
His brother

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put it in you

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I call it the "anal wrecker"

I suppose if you don't like it you can use it as a trashbin

I love this thread.

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This is a fun shape.

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inovation

I call it "The Chalice."

>>546399957
Haha, fuck. My ass would be in ruins.

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>>546400075
Forgot my image.

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I made you a pocket vagina op so instead, you can not be a huge faggot

>>546399318
Fedora buttplug. This is fantastic.

>>546400021
The iDildo

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>>546400289
MIght feel a bit odd putting a vagina up my ass.

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>>546397807
I call it... The warhead

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>Using cutting edge technology we have successfully modeled a dildo based on your very own penis.

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>>546399585
>>546399142

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The Bike Seat™

>>546400421
put it on your dick. It's okay, I'll teach you how to be straight... one step at a time

>>546399318
+1 vote

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This one has a lot of levels. Like you ay never get it back out.

>>546398210
Get a glass plug, short not tall, make sure the stem thins enough to keep in and the tail widens nicely. i don't know brands.

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>>546399318

>>546400586
looks like uss enterprise

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>>546400586

>>546400793
>>546400793
>>546400793
USS Enterass

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>>546397807
>>546397807
>>546397807
I shall call it, the "Double Dog Dare"

>>546399318
>Just to be clear, I'm not a professional 'buttplug maker'. I'm just a faggot dedicated to shoving large things up my asshole.

>The Fedoraplug™
>In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony Fleshlight. But because, I have a hat lodged inside my rectum.

>>546400586
Already a registered trademark ?

god damn it!!!!

>>546401297
Change phony to pony, because pony fleshlights exist.

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cram it in an anus please

>>546401452
Holy shit yes

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>>546397807
enjoy your 3m dildo OP

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>>546401110
>>546400730

You bleeding, putrid, overfucking achieving sonofa fucking troll-fucking bieber loving bastard. You got me, you made me laugh like a bleeding faggot right in the middle of class while people are presenting their paper.

The irony? Biology students. They are presenting a paper on the sigmoid Colon. Aka the last part of the big intestine berfore the anus/rectum.

You bleeding fucking faggots. Well played. Fuck you all. XD

>>546398847
it looks like the kinect, lel

>>546401669
that sir, is a knife

>>546401669
>3m long
>14cm wide

>>546401680
>>546401680
>>546401680
Your welcome. :>

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>>546397807

>>546401452
Holy fucking shit.

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>>546397807

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>>546401778
>your

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>Spontaneously separates!
>Hours of fun!

>>546401891
>ur

>>546399040
I thought it was a Peep

>>546402017
My ring just tightened at the sight of that fucking thing.

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>>546397807
here u go

>>546399986

laughed so hard at dat filename

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>>546397807
here, a hollow buttplug to double the fun

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>>546397807
inb4 artists sell these things to collectors for millions of dollars. it is minimalist art.

>>546397807
>dat rigged edge

nope nope nope

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170 cm long, 122 kg. Maybe your mom will finally feel something.

>>546402991
bro that is a pink ballistic missile warhead. your screenshot makes me want windows ate.

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>>546400586
You're my kind of guy.

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I'll name it "Endless pleasure" by anon

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This plug would be pretty rad.

Somebody make a tea pot.

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>>546403269
Improved the base so you get some purchase to pull it out again.

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>>546397807
in this moment i am euphoric. not because of any phony god's blessing but because i've designed my own dildo fedora

>>546403434
Don't need that shit, nigger.

>>546399318
>>546403450
asshole beat me to it

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>>546402991
>122kg

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>>546399318
This is ingenious
Also painful
mfw if a negro threatened me with a gun and told me to jam that up my butt

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LOL

>>546403303
It's not 3dsmax.

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'The Tac Pin'
So everybody knows who faggot OP is.

>>546403935
SAY MY NAME

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>>546397807
Here you go OP, I did my best. I actually would like to have this thing myself now...

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dose barbs

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May the force be with you

>>546404431
Fuck, a lot of force.

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>>546397807

>>546401680
>doesn't know what irony is

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>>546397807
cuz ur a feget

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>>546397807

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>>546403935
EDIT

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Introducing: The Cloud City™
Now you too can save Luke Skywalker with your ass.

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This can be taken as gentle or as fierce as one would like.

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ready for battle

>>546404862
The bottom... why? I mean at that point really... why? Haha.

I lol'd anon.

>>546401452
I thought it was a pink Solid Snake from the thumbnail.

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I call it the rapier

>>546404789
fucking brilliant

>>546404926
>>546405191
lances r kewler

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As a teen i spent hours marvelling at the fact i could share words with people across the globe as i dialled up to AOL.

I never thought i'd be designing dildos with people around the world years later.

A tear wells up at the realisation of the pure beauty of it all.

>>546404983

did you take a look at one of the more serious submissions? >>546404397

>>546405435
Yes m8, that is a thing of majesty.

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>>546397807
BaseBall Batt...
Your mom got 3 of this model.

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I present to you, the Goblet of Fire.

>>546405404
sauce on that shrek background pic

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Anus: The final frontier.
A dildo to reach places no man reached before.

>>546405404
It is really something amazing we are witnessing here. Being a part of something people 80 years ago could have only dreamt of.

>>546405661
8/10 would kek again

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>>546405661

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>>546405661

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Argh!

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>>546397807

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I tried to base it off of my dick but had no clue what I was doing so I made TheMartiniGlass instead.

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Every Noble Knight requires a weapon and they don't come better than the Lance-a-lot.

Let no orifices remain unslain.

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>>546405661

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>>546397807
i call it the kidney tickeler

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>>546404789

>>546406397
say, that's pretty good. i'd put it in my ass any old day.

>>546400793
To boldly go...

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if no one else has yet, i'd like to post this picture because it fits so well.

see? a double pun.

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Parabolic antenna

>>546406180
What the fuck is up with that dick?

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>>546406180
The UFO

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>>546406848
i call it the skwissgaar tickler

>>546406943
phimosis
the only true, good reason to get circumcised. religion isnt one

>>546399283
hahaha

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this one is so fucking hot

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I call it... Just The Tip

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Here. Don't make any sudden movements.

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SHOVE A MAC PRO UP IN YOUR ASS FAGGOT

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i went way out there and made on that looks more like a dick

>>546407406
kek'd

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>>546397807
I made the perfect one for you OP

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>>546397807
you can thank me later

>>546407570
This one really puts the "rape" in "rapier"

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Introducing: The Jesus

I don't know how it works but it does

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Ladies and Gentleman - BulletBill

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I call it "The Stealth Expander"

>>546407570
>filename

>>546407570
it shall be called. 'the jouster'

>>546408005
except thats a rapier/raper not a lance dumb faggot

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the hound

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cactus

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>>546398719
>>546398847
>>546398997
>>546399142
>>546399283
>>546399318
>>546400021
>>546401452
>>546404926
>>546405191
>>546407073

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>>546399318
Been there, done that.
There was a thread on this a week ago.
Your is better, though.

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One for a true patriot

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this thread has obliterated my sides

>>546408237
/thread

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>>546408237
did you say... patriot?

"The Shell"

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Not sure what to call this.

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Hollow with 1mm thick hull. As a bonus, you can use it as a reusable condom or a fleshlight

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>>546408568
Maybe I should upload the pic as well.

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I call this one the arrow head you can use both sides to fuck yourself and as a bonus you can use it as a bludgeoning weapon a la saints row

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>>546397807
This one I did the other day

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>>546399318

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>>546408568
getting weird flashbacks here...

>>546408607
The All-Seeing Eye

It can even see deep inside you

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>>546397807
>order

How much do those guys charge - have you ordered from them before?

>mfw when I added the dimensions of my largest plug and the weight matches exactly

>>546408607
eye of cthulhu

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from the archives:

The Euphoric Gentleman
(tipped for m'lady's pleasure)

>>546397807
so many fags in this thread

>>546401669
perfect for your mom

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>>546408237
Mine didn't turn out as planned.

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>>546409081

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The Btard

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>>546409010

>>546409031
>in a thread about fake penises
>complains about faggots

oh look, one of those fags is you!

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have fun

>>546408629
>analprobe.png

>>546409218
THIS

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just like mine, enjoy

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I call this the 'fingercylinder'

>>546398981
http://youtu.be/jb3UobSZl34?t=5s

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>>546397807
Here you go OP.

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Looks as it could have a soft outer shell surrounding a solid rubber core.

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>>546409364
i wonder if anyone has ever had a small enough penis to fuck a finger box

just imagine, nigger. just imagine. they would have no worries about their penis size or about being a virgin, because they could fuck their fingerbox

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/fit/ edition

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This one requires you to defy the laws of physics

>>546409654
Too many drugs... too many...

>>546402043
>a fgt

>>546409654

I don't know about that but I bet quite a few have tried

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honestly, I thought /b/ was full of furfags and nobody posts a dog dildo or mentions dragon dildos

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5.56 x 45mm Standard NATO

CAPTCHA: The Toucable

>>546402884
Niggers gently flicked your anus

>>546404617
no muss, no fuss

Eat anything you want and Still.Have.Anal.Fun.

It's just that easy

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The Wedding Cake
(patent pending)

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spike and stretch

>>546405661
this man has talent

>>546398408
>>546398515
These two go together.

>>546410152
thats real fuckin NATO

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mic

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"Shot Injector™". May be used with a variety of substances as long as they are dissolved in liquid. Shot Injector™ also comes with an on-the-go refilling point at the bottom. With this innovative design the party never ends.

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>>546409691
/k/ edition

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>>546409010

>>546409010
>(tipped for m'lady's pleasure)

fucking brilliant

>>546410590
looks like a dog dick... should call it the "K9 Shot Injector"

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I call this one ''The Darth In-vader''

>>546408021
A+ man

That's beautiful

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enjoy your open ass little slut

>>546398874
PERFECT ID

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>>546411041

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>>546409081
Twin Towers destroy YOU!

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The breiFIST.

>>546409691
/power squats

>>546409654

What's a finger box?? :)

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>>546409081
Something is missing

>>>546397807 (OP)
this is the funniest thread i've ever been in

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>>546411256
Also made, ''The Shaq attack''

>>546411474
oh look, someones pretending to be a newfag. i'll give you 1/10 because i'm pissed off that you think that something so fucking lame would piss me off.

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stretching aid

There is a resting point at every 5 cm radius increase. Should cater to everyones needs up to 40 cm diameter

We need a 3D printer.

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i called him "THE HOLY GRAAL"

>Its a magical dildo, every time you use it it fill up with the blood of christ

>>546410098
see above
>>546408157

>>546411930

Smooth > notched. Trust me, I'm an ass expert.

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ARE WE NOT MEN?

fucking imagelimit

>>546412332
>Trust me, I'm an ass expert

>>546412960
Hit by it too

>>546412425
kek 10/10

Holy shit. This is the best fucking thread I've seen in years. I haven't stopped laughing this entire time. Bravo, gents.