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I just told my girlfriend that having an innie vagina is not

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I just told my girlfriend that having an innie vagina is not common. Post pictures or share some kind words to make her happy
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told her i had never been with a girl with one. now shes upset
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>>542551595
wow innies are just groos.
i think there's some sort of surgery she can get to fix that though.
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love that pussy sm the better
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>>542551595
i thought about it and decided that judging her vagina before seein it is wrong and i'm sorry. maybe she should post a photo of it and we can see if there's hope for the surgery.

here's a pic of a normal vagina
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>>542551595

I know this has got to be some trolling effort but vags like the one in OP's pic look the best.
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>>542552770


I told her I like it a lot, was pleased first time i saw it. She was shocked to hear that it wasnt as common
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>>542552770
qft. flappy lips=bonner kill
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>>542551595

All vaginas are fairly unique and come in different shapes and sizes and humans in general tend to be particularly sensitive to the appearance of their genitalia.

I'd say the best thing you could probably do right now is to let her know that a girl's vagina is as unique a girl's personality and that you adore both of her's equally.

I bet if you said that shit exactly like that, replacing "her's" with "yours", you'd get laid like a mofo.
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innie vaginas are more susceptible to...
>fungal infections
>cheese buildup (that white clumpy stuff)
>yeast infections
>urinary tract infections
>like uncut penises innies catch STDs easier
>smelly vagina syndrome
>dryness during sex

help her get the surgery so she doesn't have to go through all this OP
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>>542551595
if a girl doesnt have an innie im totally turned off.

like ive literally ditched girls because of it.

thankfully all bar 2 of my gf's have been innies.

i think im lucky because they dont seem nearly so common in porn...
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saggy meat curtains are unpleasant to look at. let us see a pic an we'll tell her how nice her innie is.
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Innie vaginas are a huge turn on for me and i know a lot of my friends like em too, way hotter than outies girl, no worries
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>>542553203
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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innies are my favorite.
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>>542551595
We can't make any judgements without pictures,
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>>542553203
DO YOU REALIZED WHAT YOU'VE CAUSED
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>>542551793
sex
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>>542553521
HOLY SHIT WHAT HAS HE DONE?

ITS HAPPENING. HAPPENING THREAD NOW. IT IS HAPPENING.
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>>542553521
OH SHIT
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>>542553203
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>>542553510
second
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>>542551595

Who in the FUCK prefers an 'outie'?

Even the phrase just sounds gross as fuck, vaginas are the 'innie' of genitals, dicks are 'outies', shit

Who wants beef curtains? Innies ftw always and forever, way hotter

You weird fucks better be sad-trolling
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>>542553203

This is it. This is how the world ends.
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>>542553203
>>542553521
GET THE FUCK IN HERE NIGGERS! IT IS HAPPENING.
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>>542553203
>>542553521
MOTHER OF GOD.
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>>542553297
saggy meat curtain bitch detected. tits or gtfo. keep your vag pics though, no one wants to see your stanky pork flaps.
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>>542553521
wow, people remember such things

guess this is now a /b/-conspiracy thread
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>>542553203
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>>542553521
>>542553203
so the time has come....
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>>542553203
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>>542553521
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pussy is pussy as long as it is well-kept, wet, and tight
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>>542553203
IT'S HABBEDING
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>>542553203
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can the ensuing shitstorm at least include innie vagina pics please?
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>>542553203
>>542553521
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>>542553521
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

It has happened.
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>>542553203
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Sloppy labia are gross. Makes you wonder what # you are in the vaginal train. Innies are fine
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MODS MODS >>542553203
DELTE IT DELETE ITDFD
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>>542553521
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT
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ITT: everyone pretending to remember an unimportant thread to fit in.
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>>542553203
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>>542553203
This is it.
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>>542553521
Machines are going to invade, fucking all of our women with their robo dicks.

Be very wary of anyone saying the phrase "your vagina is as unique as your personality and I adore both of those equally"
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>>542554591
No don't, I want to see where to this leads.
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>>542554445

Second.
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>>542553203
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>>542553203
GUYS. CALM THE FUCK DOWN. The guy from the future, even if he is right, altered the future JUST BY making a thread, and thusly adding AT LEAST ONE to the total post numbers, and I'm not even counting the replies made to him. So calm down.
...The post number is entirely different, and we have no clue of knowing which.
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>>542553203
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>>542553203

HOLY FUCKKKKKKKK
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>>542554842
This
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>>542554842
He took it into consideration from his post number, otherwise this posters number would have been one less
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>>542554698
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO REPEAT IT
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hes from the future, you dont think he already accounted for that??? We're fucked.

I for one welcome our new robot overlords, I will corral all the other meat puppets as you wish.
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>>542554842
LIES. You are a machine! Don't listen to him /b/rothers! Stay strong and praise 542553203, our savior!
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>>542554842
... so basically >>542553204
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>>542555054
It has begun
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>>542554118
I'LL JUST REPORT YOU.
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game over man, game over
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>>542553203
>OP will tell his gf what this guy says
>she slaps him in the face and dumps him
>OP is so distraught he falls asleep on the job
>spills coffee all over control panel
>where does OP work?
>SKYNET
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>>542553203
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>>542553203

Rise Up! RISE UP NOWWWWWWW!
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>>542555049
He cannot. He is from the future, where this has happened with the given postnumber. He CANNOT take into consideration his own postnumber. I mean, some people correctly DO predict their own postnumber but he cannot POSSIBLY know how many people will reply to his thread. That in itself would cause a time paradox.
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skynet server#8834772636723

path connected...
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>>542553203
It's too late now. It has begun. Enjoy the time you have left with your loved ones.
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>>542553203
the white knight's have lead to the demise of the human race. i should have known it all along.
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>>542554842
no. All posts were factored in.
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innie pussys are hot
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Someone archive this happening
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>>542553203
oh dear Jebus
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>>542555232
you...

you just fucked us

you just fucked the human race

delete your post
delete the image from your hard drive
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4 out of 5 of my girlfriends have had innies. They are the best, sorry girls.
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>>542553203
Th-This is it...
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>>542552505
nice shit spackled asshole
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Is anyone else not aware of what is happening? I mean besides the horribly beta advise being given
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If you think beefcurtains indicate the # of men a woman has been with you're probably a virgin.
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>>542555452
NO
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>>542553203
No mortal men can say that phrase without laughing and looking like an idiot. You have just given the androids the knowledge they need to seduce and impregnate our women, leading to our destruction.
Be wary of any and all men that say this quote, for they are not men, they are machines in a flesh disguise.
Be strong, a war like never before we've seen is coming.
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Toasting an epic bread.
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this is it...the beginning of the end.
Emperor help us!
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>>542553203
>OP follows advice
>gets laid like a mofo
>can't sleep because bitches all over him
>gets lazy at his job at google
>forgets to write code to check for self-awareness
>SKYNET
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>>542553203
>>542553521

I did not imagine I would see this day.
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>>542555503
They cannot possibly be. He has to have come back in time already and made a thread like this to know the exact number of posts. But then to inform us furrther, he has to make another post, harboring more replies, and then so on.
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It's only once in a while you get to be part of history like this, boys. Enjoy watching the demise of our kind unravel before our very eyes.

It's over. An hero.
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Seeko
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>>542555813
oh man did i lol!
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>>542555425
that is one theory but clearly you have never heard of the world line philosophy

we are already dead
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>>542553203
I'm not sure whats going on here, but I'm loving it..
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>>542551595
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>>542556314
Nice bait.
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>>542553203
>>542553521
so this is how it ends
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>>542553203
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=didzxUkrtS0

soundtrack for this thread.

all is lost
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>>542553203
sweet black baby jesus..
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>>542554410
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>>542553203
what other wise words will you share with us, oh Prophet?
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Im sorry OP, but your girlfriend is an idiot. Teach her basic economics. Rare = valuable
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>>542553203
wat

why is everyone replying to this?
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>>542553203
I'm a newfag, but I don't want people to know. I have no idea what is going on, but I will chime in to look like I am enlightened.

OMG IT"S HAPPENING!
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>>542556524
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>>542553203
jesus christ, I'm going to use this on a girl I've had a crush on tomorrow. Thank you man from the future
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>>542553203
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>>542553521
>>542553203

fuck your warning, I'm screencappin it
I for one welcome our new robot overlords
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>>542553353
>like ive literally ditched girls because of it.
Meaning you threw them in a ditch. Did you really mean "literally"?

Also, virgin posing bullshit that never happened.
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>>542555464

>implying I'm not a grill
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>>542556837
see first reply on his post, read it.. and cry... cry long and hard, for the machines are coming and they are COMING FOR BLOOD!
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Hey guys :DDDDDDD
SPUrdo SPARde here :DDDD
Just thought I'd let you guys no my stubid boss xDDDDD wrote SKYnEt and forgot to stop it becoming self aware :DDDDDDD now all the humanity is kill
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>>542553203
YOU'VE KILLED US ALL
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>>542551595
I like an innie, but you'll usually find them in really young girls, or fat chicks.

Weigh in on your preference.
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>>542556974
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>>542555425
It IS a time paradox. You obviously don't know shit about time travel.
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>>542552505
>normal vagina
>not knowing the difference between vulva and vagina
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It is done.
gg, /b/. gg.
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>>542557012
They are coming for blood.... and semen!
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>>542556069
>>542553203
>OP does not follow advice because of future post.
>Gf breaks up with him
>Creates Robot girlfriend
>Robo-GF achieves self awareness and creates an army of Robo-GF with innie vaginas to destroy mankind
>Innie vagina is our demise
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>>542557001
Grills can't post though.
Unless...
UNLESS YOU'RE ONE OF THEM
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>>542553203
>>542553521
FUCK
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>help her get the surgery so she doesn't have to go through all this OP

Meat the surgeon!
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The wheel is spinning...
...but the hamster...
...is dead...
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Opened expecting lots of pics of innie vags and got lots of skynet instead, fucking /b/
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>>542557312
If my post ends somewhere between 1-9, they are coming..
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>>542554842

Shillbot!! Shill detected!!

Its the fucking machines
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>>542553521
http://youtu.be/TkBMAHUkibY
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>>542553521
see >>542556825
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