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So /b/ I went on two dates with this girl and she just sent me

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So /b/ I went on two dates with this girl and she just sent me this....what do I do? Besides file a restraining order...what should I say? Help pls
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more pics to come...there's more
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Run, run far and never look back.
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2/3
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>>542429543
change ur name. run away.
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post a picture and I will instruct you how long to hit it before abandoning ship

>you're going to want to abandon ship at some point
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3/3 this bitch is crazy
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>>542429543
RUN FOREST, RUN!
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>>542430361
OP, we need a pic of her before we determine what you have to do.
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>>542429543
Just reply, I can only love someone that will let me fuck them in the ass.
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run like a kenyan chasing melons nigga, run
but first ask for nudes and post em
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Honestly, I'd stick around just to see what I could get out of it.
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>>542430564
THIS
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>>542429543
reply "Who's this?"
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>>542430550
FOREST CANT RUN FAST ENOUGH GOD DAMN JUST RUN
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Fuck a pic, even if she is smoking, run and don't look back.

Either that, or Fuck her dirty. Anal with no lube, choke her with your cock etc.

Then change your name and RUN!
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PICS NOW
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How old is this girl, I'm guessing you two are teenagers. If that's the case be honest and tell her that she's moving too fast and let the crazy teenage love hormones subside

If this girl is older than 21 :RUN , that's some crazy shit coming your way if you stay with her to fuck her. That crazy pusay is not worth the future drama
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>>542429543
GET OUT!!!!!
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and when is op going to understand the idea that getting his dick wet in crazy is going to be they best.
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>>542430564
okay this is her not the best pic but she's pretty hot nice body and everything
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reply with: i love cock now, im sorry.
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>>542431173
we're both in our freshman year of college
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tell her

dont be weird just suck my dick good
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Ask her for a pic of her tits and a pic of her vagina.
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>>542431246
Dude bite the crazy bullet. You could get steady, raw pussy from her
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>3/3

nigger I thought there were two parts, but there's three?

oh my god you didn't put your dick in it, did you?

anyway, don't post a picture of her, pandering out to underage faggots just derails the thread

don't say shit, get the fuck out ASAP. if you have to say something I dunno, fake a grandparent's death or something and say you need time to yourself. lie through your teeth. get the fuck out.

OUT. OUT. THE FUCK OUT GET.
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>>542430787
Lol do this
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>>542429543
>>542429946
>>542430361

Oh god OP...the text is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE. Fucking run!
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Buy a leash and a cage.
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>>542431246
justin bieber?
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>>542431246

Why the fuck would you have gone on a date with a girl who looks like that in the first place?
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I feel bad for you, OP, but I can't stop laughing
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>>542429543
why did you go on a second date
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>>542431384
just go along with it you fucking pussy

so what if you break up or so what if you don't "love her"

you can have a sick time with a girl who could be fun and make your life better... if you don't .. you will forever regret it
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>>542431246
>>542431419
This, OP.
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>>542431246
run as fast as you can
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>>542431615
the whole situation is kinda funny to me too, but at the same time I'm scared..
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Don't be a fucking faggot. Just tell her it's a bit early to be announcing huge feelings but you think she's rad and you'd like to keep seeing her.
Not that hard, man.
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The real question you should be asking OP is, "Can I do better?"

If you can do better, then dump her.

If you can't do better because you aren't alpha enough to get a better girl, keep her.
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>>542431419
This is correct. In my experience crazy bitches fuck the best and have the lowest sexual inhibitions (read: she'll let you, and perhaps even ask you, to put it in her ass). Having a crazy bitch lust after your cock is not a bad thing. The eventual break-up will probably be messy, but you can cross that bridge when you get to it
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>>542431712
she has a crazy past too....like she's been to jail and stuff...but she's hot. It's a hard decision. Tell her to fuck off, or risk my safety and get pussy?
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>>542429543

that an easy one, if you like her, see where it goes, if you dont, run like a mad cunt
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>>542431246

Just fuck her one more time, cum inside her, and then break it off immediately and leave.

Nothing could possibly go wrong.
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>>542431246
holy shit you better stay you nigger, you've hit gold.
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>>542429543
>>542429675
>>542429946
>>542430361
Get us nudes.
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>>542432038
sounds like a plan
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>>542431246
10/10 imo
But I like short haired chicks. Like everyone else has said, date her for a while, ask her to tone it down on the crazy shit, then maybe you will like her too? If not, ditch and you will have some crazy stories to tell people about a psycho chick you dated once.
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>>542429543
Turn her into your slave, be nice to her at first but slowly cut her down at every turn, make her completely dependent on you. Fear will be important. Also stop texting yourself it's creepy
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>someone likes me
>pls help
Are you fucking serious right now?

Why are you such a pussy? Does emotional bonding scare you that much you fucking coward?

Grow the fuck up.
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>>542431924
>risk my safety and get pussy
this is the task laid upon man
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>>542431246
DUDE SHE IS INCREDIBLY FUCKING CUTE, but yeah she's kinda nuts tell her to tone it down or ditch her.

Your call OP, don't take our fucking word for it. If you're really asking /b/ for relationship/crazy bitch advice then maybe you're the one with problems.
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>>542432102
oh also this. don't fuck this up anon. All you have to do is ask. Lets see some tits and then we can make a better decision.
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>>542429543
Show her this thread?
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Just be glad you have a girlfriend. There are guys in this thread that would be in your shoes right now and would rather date crazy than no one at all.
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>>542431246
turn her into your obedient cum slut and marry her

worked for me
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Perfect opportunity OP. Jump on the pussy wagon before she gets too psycho to end it
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what exactly is the issue? you have a cute girl completely in love with you and would be a totally loyal girlfriend to you. just tell her that you like her alot but she needs to slow it down a little and youre golden.
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>>542432139
>>542431924

unless her vagina is made of the skin of dead royal babies, and her tits shoot out liquid gold, no amount of puss is ever worth the fuckin cray that this bitch brings with her...she is unstable as fuck and will ruin your life- including your chances at further pussy

TLDR: run. now.
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There's nothing more beta than telling a bitch to just slow down a little and see how things go.

You could run from steady, amazing sex or you can go back to jerking off in your hand and eating it.

Your choice you little beta cock grabbing bitch.
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>>542429543
she wants the D anon

GO FOR IT!!
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>>542431924
Get it. She's easily a 9/10.
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>>542431924
>evolution at work
go for it OP
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>>542431246

give her the 'ol bone saw OP
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>>542431246
She is really cute. Just tell her shes going too fast and fuck her. Dont be a faggot. She might try to kill you after you break up with her though.
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Guys I am inexperienced and I did not initially detect any sort of "crazy" from this until you all made it clear that her response is abnormal. What is wrong with me, and how do I fix my cluelessness?
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>>542431474
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>>542432692
Date a girl for once in your life?
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Looks like we are going to need tits to make a proper judgement OP
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>>542432176
This. OP is a pussy.
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also this is a pic she took of her posing and a sweater that i let her borrow is in the background....we haven't been seeing each other for long and she won't leave me alone
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>>542432146
this. tell her to relax a bit, and see how it goes. she is very cute too
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>I will never have an obssessive gf.
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>>542432817
go fuck her
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run, forest, run!
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>>542432759
How many until I learn what crazy is?
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>>542432692
Have you ever talked to a girl before?
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>>542432817
Suck on her nipples
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>>542432817
Is she naked outside? Holy shit man, do it. Thats some crazy sex guaranteed!
>>542432828
Ive been in his situation many times. Led to some great stories about chicks wanting to burn things and leave the ashes on the porch. Have a lot of fap material from them now though so I think I win.
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>>542432817
nuts/10
run you stupid nigger
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>>542432817
Seriously dude, you won the jackpot.
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Honestly, she's cute as fuck. Be thankful that you've found someone who likes you, even though you have the emotional maturity of a cabbage. All I got from that text is that she's totally in love with you, which isn't a problem. Jesus, people will complain about anything. She sent you a love 'letter', grow the fuck up and stop being a pussy.
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>>542433207
i asked for my sweater back and she threatened to burn it. what's with crazy bitches and burning shit?
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>>542433360
Get nudes nigger, post them
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>>542433360
ask her to send you nudes now or this is fake as fuck
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>>542433340
it's not even the point that she sent me a love letter. The point is that it's only been like a week. If she sent this to me after a week she's probably done it to a bunch of guys before. If you think someone can fall in love in a week obviously you need to stop being so naive and you should probably grow the fuck up
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>>542433360
SAME! I don't know... It's like they have to have an affinity for burning things before they graduate crazy bitch school
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>>542431246
that shit is a fucking trap
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That's normal crazy bitch. Hormonal teenage sluts will say anything to get you to love them. Bang her for a while then get the fuck out when she gets really crazy. Protip never tell her where you live, eventually you'll want to get a new phone number.
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>>542433340
turbo virgin detected
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>>542433617
Also this. Shit, back in the day people were confessing their love for each other one day after knowing each other.
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get some n00dz for us, bang her and take pictures for us, and than repeat for us. it's all about us. - /b/
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>>542433617
THIS.
She is going to kill herself if you leave.
You are you going to kill yourself if you stay.

OP you are fucked.
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>>542433862
so should i kill her or kill myself??
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>>542433617
Just fuck her, shes really hot. And then if you dont like her break up with her, then sleep with your lights on and one eye open.
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>>542433340
>been on 2 dates together
>it's a love letter
Nigguh, this is shit's fuckin' weird. That ain't love, dat's morbid obsession.
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>>542434171
THANK YOU
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She might be some crazy bitch, or she could seriously mean it and if she does, you might regret throwing her away. Think about your decision
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shit, i'm emotionally fucked up. i´d feel lucky as hell if it happened to me.

i guess i was kinda like that with my ex-gf. and that's what ruined the relationship. be careful my friend, if you disappoint, or dump her, or anything, she will be broken for a long time.
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Continue to date, if she winds up being a kike, let her down gently.
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Look up the poem that Kalil Gibran wrote on Love. Send it to her.

Tell her to make you a promise, that she will never, ever ever, hold you back from perusing your dreams.The moment that happens you two are done. You, in turn, make the same promise.
At that point, take her to a weekend getaway and and test yourself: how many times can you make a woman orgasm in a 24 hour period? Continue repeating this experiment until you reach at least 12. And no, "machine gun" female orgasms only count as one.
Make yourself sincerely busy for the rest of the week (ie follow your dreams).
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>>542434028
Why not both?
*mexicans rejoice*
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ITT:
>You're a dipshit if you stay with her
vs
>Fuck her and post pictures for /b/

Its obvious what the choice is dude.
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>>542433617
If you play along with this she will want to get "even" with you for stringing her along. Im in a VERY related situation right now.
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>>542434294
If she really loves you, she wouldn't mind stripping for you.

Nudes pls
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>>542430787
this ahahahaha
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She's gonna murder you OP
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>>542429543
Claim to be in love with her and see how much freaky shit you can get her to do.
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>>542429543
Dude, this has potential. See how crazy the bitch can get and make us profit.
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>>542433340
supreme faggot
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>>542430787

Still this.
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tell her "its just sex or I ain't cummin." then show up outside her window with a boom box above your head. when she sees you only say, "you had me at hello". send her some mail on AOL. finally, leave tube steak smothered in a-1 sauce in her mailbox, text her " this is what your asshole will look like when I'm done bb." and don't talk to her again.
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>mfw you reply "Thanks, Cheryl, I love you too"
>mfw no face
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>>542431246

Tell her to grow her fucking hair out.

She's pretty hot but the Justin Bieber haircut kinda kills it.
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>>542435126
Oshit.jpg
She's a /b/ro
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>>542433764
she's also trying to get me to go vegan....and if I hang out with any other girl besides her she freaks out...she's hot as fuck but i don't wanna deal with that shit
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>>542431924
>she's been to jail
>pic related

If you don't want her, I'd gladly take her off your hands.

>>542432506

Said the man that hates risky situations and doesn't have any good stories to share from his life.
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>>542435126
Did shit just get real?
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>>542435474
>she's also trying to get me to go vegan...
Dealbreaker

Won't stop there. She'll try to 'train' you like a pet.
Should flat out say that you won't do it.
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>>542430787
yaaassss op pls
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>>542435545
says the kid with a bang resume consisting of a few hookers he's paid $80/hr for that he describes as being "epitome of risk"

your edges are sharp, faggot
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>>542435316
this is what she used to look like
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Congrats u browsed /b/ long enough u think a girl who falls in love with u is crazy good job
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>>542429543
fuck her op, you fuck her and you never let her go
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>>542435897
Just fuck her a few more times then get the fuck away
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>>542435897
stay/10
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>>542435897

That's more like it. Fuck man, I wouldn't care if she had severed god-damn heads in her closet. She's easily a 9/10.
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>>542435897
looks better with short hair actually.
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you guys are retarded, you don't stick your dick in crazy under any circumstances
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RUN BITCH RUN!
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kill her, op. it's the only way
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>>542435429
>>542435593
No I was just suggesting that OP pretend he was having simultaneous relations with another girl, Cheryl.
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dat reverse image search
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>>542431924
Find out what she was incarcerated for and proceed with caution. If when viewing the case report/trial transcript the words stab, boyfriend, burn, shoot, mentally ill, or duckroll come up, RUN IMEDIATLY. Until then keep fucking her and get kinky with that shit. Also post nudes to /b/ as often as possible.
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>>542435896

I haven't paid for sex yet, but it's on my bucket list. But, when I do it, I want to go big. No $80 an hour for some vanilla bullshit with some ugly bitch.
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>>542429543
Tell her April fools was 2 weeks ago.
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>>542436417
>duckroll
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>>542436247
also this is her in a school girl costume
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OP I'm going to be 100% honest with you. She is insanely cute and good looking and any guy would be lucky to fuck her but she is absolutely fucking crazy. Her text and what you said raises A LOT of red flags.
I went through this shit. The more affection you show her the worse it gets. Seriously she seems 100% type of percent who would threaten suicide if you left her or even gave the slightest hint that you weren't interested.
Mark my fucking words OP, if you date her, and try to leave it will become absolute fucking hell. Don't do it. Its a waste of time.
Getting your dick wet two or three times is nice but its nothing compared to the emotional and psychological drain/pain she will cause later on.
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>>542436404

Why the fuck did you search a thumbnail?
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>>542431246
>>542435897
OP, fuck you for even asking.
This girl is 10/10 and you're too scared that a real-life grill likes you.
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>>542436620
holy fucking shit, get her too wear it and fuck her brains out.


How did you meet?
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>>542436491

your image encapsulates perfectly why you're such a retarded faggot

stay beta, pleb
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>>542436736
did not.
did the clicky button thingy next to the post.
it's 4chin's fault, not mine.
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>>542432442
This.
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>>542429543


Nudes please!
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think what you want about her being crazy but her feelings for you are real and shes being up front about it to you. Are you telling me youve never fallen for a girl in a very short amount of time? We are dudes we get boners for everything all the time. I would go for it, shes gonna be faithful and put out a lot. Ive dated girls like this before and eventually it does feel like you are trapped and you gotta end it but man just go with it. If the sex is good and shes hot at least.
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>>542436730
This.
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>>542436858
we graduated together but i never really talked to her we had a couple of classes together in college and started talking and then i fucked her and she got attached to me...also she got sexually molested by her father so maybe that has to do with her being a crazy bitch
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>>542432442
I second this
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>>542437175
>Are you telling me youve never fallen for a girl in a very short amount of time?
>We are dudes we get boners for everything all the time.
>love
>boners

Man pornstars are overflowing with love.
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>>542437329
>sexually molested by her father

fuck that changes everything. do not keep talking to her holy shit ABORT ABORT
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>>542436620
Man if you dont fuck her youre a god damn pussy.
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>>542429543
I'll take her. Let's see what she looks like.
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imo she's pretty good-looking, OP. She probably went off the deep end with that text, but just wash it off and keep the relationship going. You need to keep watch of her though, if it continually gets more insane, cut the cord immediately.

Ask yourself this: does she make me happy?
If yes, congrats.
If no, then either try to work on your relationship or like I said earlier, cut the cord.

Good luck OP
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>>542437375
yes thats precisely what i meant.
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>>542437491
I have fucked her
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>>542435897
Hot diggity damn, go for it no matter what
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>>542437329
can we see a pic of you?
You must be pretty hot
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>>542437583
Maybe not, but it's precisely what you said.
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>>542432817

Why are you not fucking her right now? Go get laid while the rest of us betas fap to WebMs.
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>>542437517
>>542436620
>>542435897
>>542431246
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>>542429543
Play with caution, she is manipulative as a mother fucker, the sweater is a clear indication of that. Whatever you do tread fucking lightly, and keep records of conversations. Let your friends and family know what is going on. She is hot, so she is used to guys taking her word for shit. If you fuck her, and string her along, she is the type that will drop a fucking rape accusation in a heart beat.

Crazy can be fun, but it can have long running consequences, but in all honesty, it does give you a certain amount of preparation for dealing with women throughout the rest of your life. I am not implying all women are nuts, but they think and react different than men.

tl;dr, if you are going to play, cover your ass.
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>>542429543
>>542429946
>>542430361

Hai guyz op here, pic related, its me and this crazy bich kek
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>>542432038
You would not believe the number of cousins/uncles I have who are in custody battles for bastard children. My favorite thing my cousin ever told me when I was like 16 was "look anon, make sure you double wrap it because we have acid sperm, it fucking burns right through birth control"(bitch he had knocked up had a double dose of crazy and was at the time attempting to get custody by moving to Iowa, having her father preside ofer the case, and filing bullshit paperwork while he was out of country)
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>>542436730
If only i would have seen this thread 2 years ago. OP I think i made this mistake , I got with my current GF because i wanted to get my dick wet, now im in a relationship where i can't do anything alone. For the love of GOD...BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU DO. If you go in too deep, you'll be fucked
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>>542435474
Eh, not a deal breaker. My buddy had one of those. Just show her who's boss
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>>542431246
holy shit

8.979recurring/10
Go for it OP! Just a word of advice, find out if she's BPD.

Sidenote:
I've gamed chicks in the past immediately in one week. At first they'd be like "b-but anon I've only known you for a week!" And I would just tell them "You know how you can just meet someone but it feels like you've known them forever.." And then they'd just admit their feelings soon afterwards. Don't know why it works. She might not be crazy, just naive. Personal opinion: this girl is a keeper.
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What are you so afraid of. After she spends more time with you and realizes how beta you really are, you wont maker her "feel safe" any more. Then she will dump you.

Till then, use her for every depraved activity you can think of. Either she will run or she will become your total fuck toy.

I don't see the problem
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>>542437696
i'm nothing special hehe
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>>542437329
OP tell her how it is. say you think she is very attractive and want as much as her to get to know each other better, but also that you are both in college and need to take it slow so you can do well in school. that and nudes. get nudes
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>>542435897
Tell her to grow her hair back, without long hair shes a 8+, with longer hair she's a 10/10
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>>542437638
Yeah I just read it now. Well, you could keep fucking her. You might get her to do some kinky shit. Yes you will have to jump ship when she gets too obsessive, but you cant just run now, she must really like you, you cant let that opportunity go away. Who knows you may even like her at some point. Just fucking tell the bitch she needs to slow down and stop writing love letters.
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>>542432259
So sayeth The Lord.
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>>542436937

You're not even trying anymore.
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>>542438267
Show because i need to see how easy t would be for you to get another 9/10
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>>542431649
this is true advice

do this
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>>542438267
pls tho
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>>542436620
stay in for the pussy
if she wants to poop on your chest during sex then eject eject eject
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>>542431924
been to jail and stuff

not running like a kenyan from the lapd
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>>542438363
Oh another thing. If youre to keep seeing her make it clear that you will never go vegan or she will never stop annoying you with that.
>>542438087
Why the fuck dont you just break up with her? The fact that youre a beta faggot doesnt mean OP is a beta faggot too.
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