We post classic 4chan green texts
>not contributing yourself
Fucks sake, OP
Come on guys. Captcha is giving me grief right now
bumping you nigger op
sooo... where is yours ?
This one is pretty sad
why would you post that
bumoing again for you niggers. i got a shitload
Damn it gets me every time..
goddamn niggers bumping again i like this shit. trying to get the lesser known ones
dude, serious feels.
I have several more.
New capped pasta. green text if you want.
>Not posting the complete one
It is a privilege to post this itt
not green, should be green though
>tfw no dad
Gotta have some Neal then.
no greentext, still funny
>she says my condition is "stable"
All you need to know about rules 1 & 2
don't see this one often enough.
>i can confirm that nigger bitches smell like corn-chips
ROVER AS FUCK
>on 9gag looking for pics to save
>see a rage comic i like
>wait a minute i saw this on 4chan the other day
>report post for stealing memes
>get banned for false reports
XD mods are stupid fucks...
I guess that qualifies it to be one of the lesser known ones.
OP specifically asked for fucking reposts of
>classic 4chan greentexts.
Of course there won't be any OC. How dense can you be?
I like this one
My favorite, wgat happened to this guy, did he come back at all?
I'll shared one of my own personal ones.
> be 17
> go to all you can eat buffet with friends because this is America
> One friend has to take a Shit
> we walk over to mall later so friend can evacuate his bowels
> this kid has always been "picked on" in our group
> go in the bathroom to wash hands while friend taking a dump
> see wet floor sign
> throw it over the stall to scare the Shit out of him
> " anon I know that's you, I'm gonna kick your faggot ass"
> don't say a word try to scare him again
> Go to kick the door to make a loud noise
> kick it fireman style
> friend didn't lock the door
> friend was leaning forward with his elbows on his knees playing on his phone
> Slow motion door hits friend in the face sail his glasses to next stall
> friend lets out huge wet Shit as he falls off toilet and gets sandwiched between stall and toilet
> thought I killed him, ran out and left him there
> sitting in mall food court freaking out
> get a call and hour later from cops
they want me too meet them outside
> friend got knocked out cold
> 15 stitches in his head along with concussion symptoms
> friend pressing charges for assault
> cop said I was lucky it could have been sexual assault
> not even mad I deserved it
> see him every once and a while and now we joke about it.
What the fuck moot.
this has always been a favorite of mine.
glad /b/ are at least trying to fight the war on faggotry but you niggas gotta stop screaming for the mods and just report that shit and ignore it