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We post classic 4chan green texts
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>no
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>desu
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>>542213038
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>>542213038
>OP is a fag
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>>542213038
>Start thread
>not contributing yourself
Fucks sake, OP
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>>542213038
> mfw i have no face
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>>542213163
>>542213170
Come on guys. Captcha is giving me grief right now
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bumping you nigger op
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sooo... where is yours ?
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This one is pretty sad
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>>542214109
why would you post that
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bumoing again for you niggers. i got a shitload
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>>542213093
my sides.
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Is OP still a fag?
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>>542214109
Damn it gets me every time..
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goddamn niggers bumping again i like this shit. trying to get the lesser known ones
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>>542214109
dude, serious feels.
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I have several more.
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Here is another.
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>>542213038
>green text
>classic

new bitch is new
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New capped pasta. green text if you want.
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>>542215104
>>542215124
That is fucking brilliant.
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>>542214109
ooof!
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>>542213038
>ok
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>>542214552
>Not posting the complete one
Come on.
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>>542213391
i love the fatsmcgee and the retard three stories
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It is a privilege to post this itt
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not green, should be green though
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>>542214748
>>542214883
what sorcery is this?
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>>542214109
>tfw no dad
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>>542214109
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>>542215892
Gotta have some Neal then.
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You mean green text that were posted in every YLYL thread ever, every day?
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no greentext, still funny
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>>542213038
Good Lord that girl
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>>542216081
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>>542216408
fuck yeah
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>>542216447
Exactly those.
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one of my fav
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>>542216156

>a whole minute apart

not too magic, bro
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>>542214857
oh gawd i just lost so hard it's spewing out the windows of my house
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>>542215524
fucking lost it at "I'm the snake, he's the rat"
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>>542216871
>she says my condition is "stable"
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All you need to know about rules 1 & 2
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>>542216447
I never go to those threads, 80% is unfunny bullshit
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>>542216871

>third time i've seen this in 3 different threads

>"it's originul content guise i made it myself"
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don't see this one often enough.

>i can confirm that nigger bitches smell like corn-chips
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>>542214452

I don't what's funnier . . .The green text or "how to take a screen shot"
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ROVER AS FUCK
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>/b/ me
>on 9gag looking for pics to save
>see a rage comic i like
>wait a minute i saw this on 4chan the other day
>report post for stealing memes
>get banned for false reports
XD mods are stupid fucks...
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>>542217313
I guess that qualifies it to be one of the lesser known ones.
OP specifically asked for fucking reposts of
>classic 4chan greentexts.
Of course there won't be any OC. How dense can you be?
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>>542216748
Do a Google search, good shit awaits you.
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>>542213038
name????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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I like this one
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>>542218087
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>>542217924

i don't mean that, as in I have seen 3 different screencaps of the image showing 3 different threads that have this copypasta on
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>>542216748
its ashlynn brooke. doesnt do anal tho
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>>542218154
Who the fuck is she? I remember her name was Chantelle something. The reverse search keeps showing Halle Diez, so fat slut on instagram
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>>542218226
halle diez
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My favorite, wgat happened to this guy, did he come back at all?
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>>542216272
That was fucking awesome
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>>542218448
>>542218563
No, its not. Her name is Chantelle something, she did some nudes for playboy
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I'll shared one of my own personal ones.
> be 17
> go to all you can eat buffet with friends because this is America
> One friend has to take a Shit
> we walk over to mall later so friend can evacuate his bowels
> this kid has always been "picked on" in our group
> go in the bathroom to wash hands while friend taking a dump
> see wet floor sign
> throw it over the stall to scare the Shit out of him
> " anon I know that's you, I'm gonna kick your faggot ass"
> don't say a word try to scare him again
> Go to kick the door to make a loud noise
> kick it fireman style
> friend didn't lock the door
> friend was leaning forward with his elbows on his knees playing on his phone
> Slow motion door hits friend in the face sail his glasses to next stall
> friend lets out huge wet Shit as he falls off toilet and gets sandwiched between stall and toilet
> thought I killed him, ran out and left him there
> sitting in mall food court freaking out
> get a call and hour later from cops
they want me too meet them outside
> friend got knocked out cold
> 15 stitches in his head along with concussion symptoms
> friend pressing charges for assault
> cop said I was lucky it could have been sexual assault
> not even mad I deserved it
> see him every once and a while and now we joke about it.
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>>542218683
Shantal Monique
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>>542216748
>>542218154
>>542218226
>>542218448
>>542218559
>>542218563

Shantal Monique.
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>>542213038
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>>542218994
shit man, fuck you
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>>542218994
MODS MODS MODS
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>>542218994
Time to say goodbye to this thread
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>>542218994
What the fuck moot.
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>>542218994
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>>542218994
MODS MODS MODS
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That was quick
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>>542219393
>>542219265
>>542219251
>>542219231
>>542219147
>>542219142

what was it?
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this has always been a favorite of mine.
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>>542219532
>http://minilien.fr/a0o4s6
rly fuck you fucking summer pedo-crap fag
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>>542215469
Soo.. where are the pics?
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>>542219749
CP
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>>542214857
Can't
stop
laughing
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dumping some
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>>542220245
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>>542220086

glad /b/ are at least trying to fight the war on faggotry but you niggas gotta stop screaming for the mods and just report that shit and ignore it
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>>542220392
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>>542220452
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>>542220506
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Hey mods, I will post the CP you just deleted so you can delete it again
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>>542219532
MODS
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>>542220567
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