hey /b/ going to kill myself, I've written a note to my parents

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>>534372590
bumping with a selfie from a couple weeks ago

you're a faggot for going easymode

>>534373420
yeah well shut up, you don't know what I've been going through this past few months.

> gf dumps me
> parents kick me out
> cant find job
> live at a friends at the moment
> gonna be kicked out soon

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Livestream would be the best option.

Also, do you have an electric carving knife? Go through the jugular with that. Your badassery would be talked about for years, perhaps even decades.

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>>534372590
Fuck you OP
This is now a YLYL thread

>>534373596
okay thank you anon, no i don't have an electric carving knife. I have some handsaws in the garage which is close enough i think

>>534373552
just an hero. you wont have to deal with life and its way easier.

>>534373552
so what. that's life. do something meaningful.

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>>534373685

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bumping and lurking.

>inb4 OP backs out and/or is trolling

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>>534373773

>>534373810
>[
he would have to fall on the handsaw for it to work, OPs own body would resist and stop the handsaw right as it touches him

in my kitchen i have some appliances that is potentially kill myself with.

> toaster
> electric mixer
> blender
> oven
> fridge
> cuttlery

gasoline in closed container with soaked rag coming out of spout? you light the rag, and you hug the container like it was your ex gf.

>goodnight, sheila

>>534373552
Thats it? You're throwing your life away for that? You get one fucking chance at life man, make it count. Don't give up and end it all because you going through a rough time.

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>>534373893

Toaster in bathtub for science.

>>534372590
stapler
if after half an hour you stil feel the same then staple gun
if after another half an hour then nail gun

oh and dont forget to leave a note saying how your a pissy little bitch who cant handle a little rough patch in life and how its everyone elses fault

>>534373970
lol yeahhh, I am giving up. i just don't care anymore

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get you some of that sweet tasty nothingness.

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>>534374023

>>534374031
that wont kill anyone unless youre unable to get out of the water

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>>534374130

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>>534374209

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could you give us a timestamp, champ?

>>534374141
How do i fuse box?

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>>534374141
>that ID
>Dooq
mfw

>>534374115
listen shut up, my life is a lot harder then yours kid.

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>>534374252

>>534373552

if you have a rotating saw and an electrical extension cord, plus some heavy weight like 50 lbs you could do a decap

>take rotational saw, affix firmly to hard surface, such as floor
>plug in extension cord into wall, make sure you can reach the power cord for rotational saw and extension cord with your head weighted down on rotational saw
>take heavy weight, place on head, then place neck on rotational saw
>plug in rotational saw

the heavy force from the weight above your head will push your head clean through the rotational saw, extension cord allows you to get into position and activate the kill switch

>auto decap

you know whats actually easier? just telling everyone you're suicidal and getting drugs from an institution.

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>>534372590
>>534373245
Damn, you're an ugly motherfucker. Just make sure it's epic, you don't want to go down like a faggot. And hurry the fuck up, I have an 11am class tomorrow and am planning to go to sleep soon.

>>534374112
How can you give up so easily? You've got so much life left to live, so much time to turn things around. Life isn't perfect. You can't expect to be happy all the time, that would be boring anyway. The bad times shape who you are just as much as the good.

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>>534374260
i enjoy typing correct english myself, sir! Mayhaps you have had extended english educational opportunities?

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>>534374351

>>534374318
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

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Do this.

>>534374367
your sick, im not going to decapitated myself, i'm only going to do 1 of the following;:

> knife to throat
> cut myself
> bash myself
> or anything else you guys want but not decap

Toaster in the bathtube would be an option
otherwise maybe a gun?
You could still stop beeing a wussy and live your life to the maximum op
but its up to you
If you realy do it a lifestream would be pretty badass

Real quick. Could you do me a favor? Can you take out a couple of people with you? Maybe a couple of congressmen or a senator or something? Maybe make the world a better place? You know, since you've already got nothing else to lose.

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>>534374480

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>>534374498
or this

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>>534374531

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>>534372590
Dont do it anon! You have so much to live for. If you feel your life is useless now maybe it will get alot better later.

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>>534373685
>>534373773
>>534374130
>>534374209
>>534374252
>>534374351
GTFO you're shit isn't that funny and you're ruining what could be a good thread.

>>534372590
Your doing the right thing. You look like a seriouse piece of shit

>>534374509
Yeah, OP, this

>>534372590
Dont do it man. All its gonna do is make the people that knew you sad.

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hey im the guy who said toasters + water wont kill. pic related. I admit retardation.

>>534374670
and how do i look like that?

>>534374756
everyone fucking hates me man

>>534373552

>gf left me
>depressed ever since
>attend a school I hate for 5 years
>hate my job. I'm sick every workday but need the money
>not a single real friend

and I don't fucking whine about it. Hell, there are people whose family gets killed and whose life gets destroyed in war, and not even they fucking whine about it like you.

>>534374490
>>534374490
>>534374490
>>534374490
This is the only acceptable way to kill yourself. It has to be ridiculous. Too many people kill themselves in a boring way.

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>>534374498
>bash myself

>>534374756
This. Not only are you throwing your own life away, you're hurting everyone who cares about you.

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>>534374891
I dont hate you OP. You seem like a cool dude!

Would hang out/10

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>>534374498
This just shows you're not serious and just wasting our time.

What are you, concerned about the mess? You want a more attractive corpse? Because, if so, I'd say for you headless is the way to go if you want to be more attractive.

Question time

is a livestream viewable by cellphone ?

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OP is a gigantic faggot and won't deliver.

read this http://www.metanoia.org/suicide/

>>534374946
fuck that I'm voting for the auto-decapitation

toster steve?

>>534375142
usually no you better get to a comp fast

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>>534373552
>>534374891

OP isn't going to do it. Look at those posts, the faggot is trawling for sympathy.

>>534374498
>OP IS A BITCH

>>534374891
Feeling like everyone hates you, trust me dude I've been there. But it's not true. There are people who care about you you just have to realize that. And even if there aren't now you will find them.

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pic related, if you had friends

>>534375223
Or don't because nothing's gonna happen.

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>>534375175
Jesus, what you trying to do, bore him to death?

tl;dr

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>>534374209
>>534374586
Loo>>534375027

>anyone know what happened to toaster steve?

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Hey OP,

I'm someone who takes suicide NOT LIGHTLY. If you're seriously contemplating it, please e-mail me: [email protected]

I will help you through your hard time(s). If you need a friend, message me and I'll give you my facebook, my phone number- whatever.

Life is not something you should throw away. It get's tough. Trust me. I know. But suicide is not the way to end it. Please talk to me.

If you're not serious, then hope you have a good day.

>>534375364
>become one
shiggy niggery doo

>>534374891
Stop asking questions and deliver you little fucking faggot. Timestamp pic now. Or go fuck your shitty troll asshole with a gigantic cactus

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>>534375548
Oh, vomit.

>>534375548
NOOO.... THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!

>>534375142

I cant i am not at home...
well if he becomes an hero someone make a .gif of it
we have to honour op if he has enough balls to do so

>>534375548
Stfu you white knighting cock gobbler. I hate you and will wish death on you for the rest of your miserable little life

OP still hasn't posted a timestamp of himself.

shit's a troll! Everyone out of the pool!!

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>all these moralfags
>what happened to 4chan

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>>534375548

>>534373552
> Don't know what I've been through.
> Welcome to life, faggot.

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>>534375636
>>534375691
So what if I'm a moralfag?

IDGAF.

Now go diddle your skittle and fap off to some dog shite, you ugly sows. I'm just trying to help some one out for once. So off ya go.

>>534375548
Get the fuck out you asshole. You're ruining this thread you cunt.

Go rampage op

>>534374593

>"maybe it will get better"
>MAYBE
>can't even give positive encouragement correctly
>OP probably killed himself because of you

>>534375789
Yeah, fuck anyone who wants to help somebody right?

>>534375548
anyone emailing her right now

>>534372590
> I'M I A WINRAR YET
<

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>>534375884

>>534373950
>Fill up bathtub
>toss in plugged-in toaster
>Hop in
>???????
>PROFIT

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>>534375915
>>534375796
>>534375789
>>534375735


??? ??

>>534373970
>>534374112
No reason to live or die.

Having one chance does not constitute an adequate justification for anything.

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>>534375983
We have been rused

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>>534376006
forgot pic i'am a LOSERAR
<

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>>534375884
>Now go diddle your skittle and fap off to some dog shite, you ugly sows. I'm just trying to help some one out for once. So off ya go.

pic related, it's you.

>>534376080
>post replying to moralfag
>posts worst meme in history
>get out

>>534372590
OP post picture of note to show that you're not trolling

>>534373552
Why not instead of being on /b/ you go find a job and instead of being home alone and killing yourself. Get off your lazy ass and find a damn job. Then maybe people will accept you and your gf will take you sorry ass back

>>534374498
Rube Goldberg machine this shit.

>>534373552
If you want to kill yourself, you're just a candy-ass.
There is no excuse.

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>>534376182

Where's op

OP is kill

>>534375967
Go hang around on reddit if you so desperately crave positive internet interactions, you faggy piece of shit. Or you could kill yourself and rid the world of another cunt.

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>>534375884
You are a faggot because the spineless OP clearly has no intention of delivering. You're just feeding his annoying cry for attention -- in the last fucking place you should ask for attention.

>>534374498
Hahahahahahahahahahaha cut himself. What a fruit

>>534372590
Look op, either do it or fucking admit you're not going to. This thread should have died a long time ago, or been epic bread by now. GTFO of life.

Where is op?
If you do a suicide thread on /b/ you fucking better deliver
if you cry for attention go to tumblr or reddit or some other bullshit place
nobody on 4chan wants your whiteknight as
wadle back to le reddit XD
you piece of shits

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>>534376587
Yes, of course I'm a faggot for actually giving a damn towards someone. For all you know, he COULD be someone in need of help. I don't see the wrong in offering a lending ear towards someone. I obviously don't give a shite if he's a troll or not. I'm not doing it to gain anything from it. I just don't find suicide threads funny or have people make fun of it. In all honesty; you guys shouldn't even keep posting to either me or OP. Clearly you dickwads have nothing better to do. Perhaps in your own feeble way, you do care. Fucking hypocrites.

>>534376960
I was on your side, but no one cares and you won't persuade anyone on here so shut the fuck up

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>>534376928
look at it.

it tries to fit in.

it has heard rumors about /b/ and not it acts them out as if the rumors were true.

it doesn't realize that its been 5ever since a suicide was completed.

>>534372590
op we all know you're a pussy and not going to do it, did you really just make this thread for attention

>>534376960
My only reason for responding to this thread or you is to hear somebody else's thoughts in response to my own. I don't give a shit about you or OP. I hope he kills himself so we can experience it vicariously because many of us are cowards.

I see no rational reason to live or to die. So I ask you, with the purpose of having a logical debate, why one should live instead of killing themself on the spot?

>>534376182
>implying chang is a chang

Stop posting he is dead already

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>>534377095
Not trying to persuade anyone. And no; why should I have to shut the fuck up? Because you guys are pissed off that someone isn't teaming up with the rest of ye?

Oh dear. I'm sorry /b/ that I am not the model newfag you want me to be. Want me to go kill myself too? Want me to go back down to my mother's basement? You arsewipes seriously need to grow up. At least be clever with your replies to me. Jeez. You all sound like a bunch of 3rd graders, pissing and moaning just because a girl is telling you off. This is actually pretty amusing. C'mon. Keep going at it. Maybe if you succeed, you'll turn me on with a pathetic insult.

>>534376960
Yeah, we want to see him kill himself on cam you dumbfuck. And you are a faggot for feeding him the sympathetic attention he made this thread for. But you didn't do it for him, you did it because you desperately want to feel needed.

Why don't you kill yourself on cam instead? I could have went either way with OP but I would gladly watch a faggot as large as you kill yourself.

>>534376960

Anyone who comes to /b for suicide counciling is the biggest tard ever...

I'm still stuck on the fact that a grown man said he was going to cut himself. What a pussy

Either OP is a troll or dead..

>>534377435
>girl

You know you were anonymous until you just said that. No one knew you were a girl. But you're a special snowflake so everyone has to know.

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>>534377435
You're doing the same thing they're doing now.

>>534377435
First of all. I said I was on your side. Secondly, you are trying to justify why you are showing compassion. Don't do that. Just be kind. Be altruistic. Do it to be nice, not because you want people to notice. You defending yourself proves you are not doing it for op. but for yourself. So yes shut the fuck up. And care about someone for them, not for you

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>>534373950
Put your dick in the toaster while wearing a turkey hat in the oven.

I don't know if it'll work, but if you livestream it, it'll be really epic.

Op was a faker

Whiteknights took over

sad day for /b/

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>>534378132

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>>534378178
praise the lord

>>534378132
omg that armpit fat is op

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>>534377263
I think OP should live because, well.. why the hell not? We live in a world where there's so much going on, and it's a stressful world. I don't think us, as humans were built for such a demand in time and effort. It's enough to drive anyone up a wall! I feel like many of us wish for death because we are disillusioned into believing that it'll come swiftly and then peace is on the other side. We fantasize about it, make ourselves believe that things will finally "be over". It's not. Nobody ever thinks of the impact you'll make when you're actually gone. It's a selfish act and while you're in your "beautiful dream world", you are shoving away logic, rational thinking and selflessness. It doesn't help when you're feeling down and you come on a site with intentions of debating yourself to go with it or not. Let's say OP really was going to do it. Does anyone stop to think that maybe OP wanted to see if anyone deep down truly cared? Maybe he's not the most liked person. Maybe he has a shitty family or has had a shitty life? Many of us never stop to realize that not everyone has an okay upbringing. Maybe OP needed to see that maybe just ONE person disagreed with his decision. You guys on here are so quick to assume he just "left" because he was trolling. Maybe he had a change of heart? Maybe he really didn't want to go through with it, or didn't have the courage. Or maybe he didn't want to feed you guys. I'm just saying that there's different ways to see this thread, and many of you don't want to see it any other way other than "OP's a faggot for not killing himself". Who knows, tomorrow maybe he will; and you guys wouldn't even know it. I get told that I'm a moralfag for trying to reach out to someone. Yeah; it might be silly of me to do so, maybe it's not even worth my time. But if no one else will, what makes you decide that my decisions are "bad?" Is it because you are all too chickenshite to actually show sympathy?

>>534378273
You think anyone actually read that shit? Get the fuck outta here.

>>534378273
She is the 3rd best Disney princess. Behind belle and Anna(from frozen)

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>>534377747
Fair enough. It was not my intention to bring this over to me. I apologize. And you're right. This is for OP. I do care.

So is he going to do it, im now gonna wait all day

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>>534378245

>deeper

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>>534375061

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Fill me in

Did op an hero yet? Or did white knight fags take over..?

>>534378410
Groovy. Good bye. I shall sleep now. It was fun

>>534373552
How about instead of feeling sorry for yourself you stop being a bitch and get a fucking job.

>>534378579
White fags

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>>534378594
Bye anon.
It's time for me to hit the hay too. Sweet dreams.

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>>534378273
I was waiting for your response to my posts. Must have struck a nerve.

>>534378058

Whiteknights?

>>534378649
Jesus Christ..

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>>534378867

>>534378635
you're such a lousy piece of shit that you want yo kill yourself in your friend's house thus ruining his house for him. Your parents probably kicked you out because you are a lazy mooch and your friend just realized it himself.

>>534379107
>still talking to OP

>>534372590
Livestream would be the weapon of your choice not counting the gun

Do you play some mmo? Gimme all your passwords before you kill uself pls!

>>534372590

OP, nigga please don't do it homie..just pray and it'll get better ..promis

>>534378273
"Why the hell not?" applies to both living and killing yourself. I fantasize about annilhilation. The absolute freedom that becoming part of infinity will bring, the only true freedom. The impact on those I know and love will no longer matter, relative to me. No human being is that significant. Give it two billion more years and no human being will even exist. There will be no ripple left from you and I's existence. Your life is just as worthless as anybody else's.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not attacking you as a person. I just can't see any irrefutable justification as to whether a human being, and therefor their actions, have any significance.

>>534378369
I read it. Faggot.

>>534375548
bes troll of 2014