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http://www.chicagonow.com/portrait- of-an-adoption/2014/02/1

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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http://www.chicagonow.com/portrait-of-an-adoption/2014/02/11-yr-old-boy-bullied-for-being-a-brony-fighting-for-life-after-suicide-attempt-how-you-can-help/

You've gone too far this time, /b/.
Too far.
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>>530587428
Why?
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>>530587428
this is what this fucking brony shit can do to YOU!
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fuck you im edgy
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What the fuck, is this for real?
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>>530587428
>/b/.
>too far
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Seeing that he's fighting for his life, we didn't go far enough.
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>>530587428
>You've gone too far this time, /b/.

Why?
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>Michael is deeply religious, and he turned to his faith. He asked to start taking confirmation classes, and he carried a little Bible with him everywhere. He told us that he would sit at a table at lunchtime and recite Bible verses to himself, and it brought him great joy,

A ponyfag AND a christfag. No surprise he has issues.
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serves him right for being a brony
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Fuck, that article makes me cringe...
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I refuse to believe this is real, as the first line starts with the name ''Uncle Jimmy''.
If it is real, pic related.
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>fighting-for-life-after-suicide-attempt
How can he be fighting for his life if he's trying to end it?
Fucking reporters are stupid.

Did you guys know that journalism majors consistently score the lowest on SATs out of almost all majors?
Did you know that news published by journalists is almost always consistently wrong?
Remember that one time you heard something on the news and it happened to be a subject you're an expert in and you were like, "Hey, that's bullshit!"
What makes you think that doesn't happen with everything else?
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>implying we are 11 year olds bullying an 11 year old

It's pretty sad I must admit but we didn't do shit
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Look at this little faggot right here
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>>530587640
i had a sense of agreement when i read that.
anyways, who the fuck cares about 1 kid with a a brony fetish.

kids die every fucking day, why should i care about one in particular?

yeah im so edgy i cut air in half
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Zulu Foxtrot Delta, Roger that
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The fuck did we do? It was kids his age bullying him. I think a 11 year old bronies is the least of /b worries.
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>>530587428
11 and on /b/. He shouldn't have been here in the first place, there's a reason it's 18+ here. Parents fault for not doing there job, not ours.
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The comments on that fucking article
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>>530587428
gahahahahahahahhahahahahahaaah
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sickest brony ewa
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>>530587428
This is obviously "Uncle Jimmy's" fault.

See what happens when you neckbeards try to indoctrinate your faggotry?

I can't say I'm surprised at this....
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>>530587857
this
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>>530587428
>anal rape
>muh feels
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Not our fault, its his parents fault for letting a little boy spend too much time with his aspie faggot piece of shit uncle
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>was brony
>turned to faith
Well sounds like the little faggot wouldn't have made it too far in life anyway
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So what do we do?

>hijack comments
>blame 9fag
>???????

Profit!
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Thank you for brightening my day OP, those comments on the article are hilarious
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>>530587428

>fighting for his life
>tried to kill himself
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Now if only more of them would do that...
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>>530587428
Top kek
Fuck off OP you faggot
Although this is a shame poor kid made me laugh.
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I hope the little faggot dies.
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>>530587716
>brony
>recite bible verses to himself

That's not a proper way to live it. Just pull the plug.
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>>530588306
This.
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if only his fat ass permavirgin uncle would follow suit
he probably raped him and thats the real reason he tried to kill himself
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I command /b/ to find this "Uncle Jimmy".
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>>530587716
Blow me, Mohammed.
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>>530588556
this
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You idiots. It isn't "edgy" to do this. It's just /b/. We've always done things like this, and if he's still alive, we haven't done our job well enough.
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>>530588306
>>530588563
Both of this!
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>>530588682
you havent done shit faggot
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You guys should be ashamed of yourselves for being so heartless and cruel. This boy was just a sweet lil boy trying to do the right thing. Humans are supposed to have evolved into noble beings, but you are still animals! Imagine your son was a brony would u hate him for it?
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"To help with the enormous costs of Michael’s care and hopeful rehabilitation, please visit this GoFundMe site."

Oh USA, you never fail to make me laugh
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>>530587428
''Fighting for his life'' is now the new meaning for ''attempting suicide''. I like it, Thanks OP!
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>>530587428
typical lil fag
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I don't see any mention of 4chan or /b/ in the article. How is this related to us in any way?
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>>530587428
this is why kids need a good influence int there life. poor fucking kid man. uncle jimmy is a faggot.
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>>530588807
>/b/tard
>son
>sex

LOL. No.
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>>530588807
I'd fucking shoot him myself and dig his grave with your skull
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>>530587842
last name russltles.
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>>530588765
Not here. But that doesn't mean I haven't.
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>>530587428
He's 11 year old. He's allowed to like the show. It's the neckbearded basement dwellers that need to die.
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>>530588807

>would u hate him for it?

Yes.
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>>530587428
If it was /b/ he wouldve succeeded.
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>>530588807
My son wouldn't be a brony.
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>>530588807
Yes, yes I would. But secretly I would blame myself for raising a fat autistic loser instead of a normal child.
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>>530587428
Typical retard
Something bad happens.. It must be 4chan's fault
Fuck off OP you little prepubescent cunt
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>>530588989
shouldn't you be in school right now.
did you skip or are you just not american?
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>>530587906
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The most disturbing part about his behavior to me was carrying teh bible around and reciting bible versus during lunchtime at school.

That is really creepy and a definite cry for help.
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>>530588807
gr8 b8 m8
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this made me lawl

> -fighting-for-life-after-suicide-attempt-
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>>530587716
Still the faggot deserve it for being a brony.
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>>530587428
Why isn't /mlp/ giving two shits about this?
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Anyone whose into mlp should fucking just kill themselves anyways hope he dies
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someone go to /mlp/ and make a thread about this, try to flush the uncle out, i bet here there
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Another lively fruit has become a gross vegetable.
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>>530587976
He wasn't on /b/ you colossal faggot. Learn to read.
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>>530589384
because only /b/ is underage and autistic enough for this
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>>530589407
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>>530587428
Written by Carrie Goldman
>goldman
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Not a bullying problem; it's an improper parenting problem. ADHD is a fake diagnosis pasted onto a child that wasn't properly disciplined by their parents. He is the product of a society where parents can't beat their kids when they get out of line. Also, how can he be fighting for his life if he's the one who tried to end it? And why would someone deeply fascinated with the teachings of Christianity commit suicide. It should be widely known amongst Christians/Catholics that self-termination is a certified one-way trip to the hot box.

I'm pretty sure one of the parents tried to kill this poor kid.
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>>530588807
>40th trimester abortion
>No brony
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>>530587557
violent shitheads will always find an excuse, being a brony is as relevant to the bully as the colour of the kids socks.
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>>530589165
I have autism, thats why I posted that image
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>>530588807
>would u hate him for it?
Bitch you do realize this is /b/ right?
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>>530588306
This
But lets blame subeta.org
Furfags agenst nock off furfags
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>troll a braindead 11 year old who tried to kill himself due to being bullied for watching a cartoon

Yeah /b/ was always about THIS kind of lolz...
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>>530589384
because his friendship isn't worth shit if he's dead. they need living people
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To all cruel brony haters. You treat bronies like the Nazis treated Jews...Are bronies the new Jews? this is primitive animal-behaviour. To get rid of the unwanted elements. If everybody were the same this planet would be a boring fucking place! Stop hating on this boy! He is just 11 years old! If you really want to hate bronies, hate the adult bassement dwellers.
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>>530589669
Being a brony, those socks were probably rainbow striped.
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>>530589741
This isn't the place for moral fags and shit
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>>530587428
Mitchell? Mitchell Henderson? Is that you?! FUCK, IT REALLY IS YOU!!! Haha, where've you been all this time?

>taygetus positive
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>>530589830
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>>530589801

No, gays were the new Jews.

Pedos were the new gays.

Then quite recently Broines have become the new pedos.
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>>530587428
>His family is holding vigil, praying that the swelling in his brain will go down and the child will become coherent.
>Kid hooked up to a bunch of medical equipment.

Surely he doesn't need the docs?
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>>530589685
Aw, fuck it.

EVERYBODY GETS AUTISM!

>Look up "Autism Magic Wand" on Google Images
>This is in the first few rows
>I win.
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>>530589313
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>>530587428
This is a sign that this society is reaching its end...bronies.
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So sad. But this is why we have rule 15.
Keep the cancer here >>>/mlp/
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>>530589669
haha yea right, but bronies are WAY too fun to hate.
You don't paint a bullseye on your face then walk out into an archery range, then bitch about getting shot in the face with an arrow.
Either stop watching the little girl's show, or learn to put up with the abuse, or kill yourself. These are the options available to the biggest losers on the internet aka bronies.
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>>530587428
I literally can't stop laughing.
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Bronies are a fucking disease that needs to be cleansed from this planet along with Jews and fucking niggers
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>>530587640
This
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>>530590095
>You don't paint a bullseye on your face then walk out into an archery range, then bitch about getting shot in the face with an arrow.

A feminist would do exactly that.
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>>530589801
Nah, the jews were better.
Anne Frank didn't write that much about sucking cock in her journals, but you guys....you guys go all out in those things.
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>>530590157
You may as well burn down every fucking church, religion, spirituality and parliament if you think this planet needs to be cleansed.
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>>530587428
It's tragic. But suicide was ultimately his choice.

I don't condone bullying, but certain behaviors are guaranteed to make your public school years miserable. Flaunting your appreciation for little girls' tv shows is like tattooing "kick me" on your forehead.

If you're into weird and unconventional things, that's fine. But please understand that the public may not accept it and it's best to keep it under wraps.....

A man wearing a tuxedo in Detroit is asking to be mugged, not that I approve of mugging. A pretty white girl in a skimpy outfit is bound to be raped if she hangs out in ghetto clubs, but I don't approve of rape.

A kid flaunting their brony status at school can and will be given a hard time. Is it that damn hard to keep your pony-fetish a secret?

It's acceptable to be into weird things. But you need to know who you can and can't share your quirks with. Not everyone should know you're a brony.

Yeah, yeah, it sucks that people can't be who they wanna be without getting fucked with, but that's just life.
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>>530590286
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i think we haven't gone far enough
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>11 yr old
>/b/rony

Underage banned sounds more like it. There's a reason 4chan is age restricted and here's a classic example why. Children are not emotionally equipped to handle a site like this.

I'm a pony btw.
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He looks like another hero
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>>530587428
What a little faggot!
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>>530589831
Ha, good one
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>>530587931
>brony fetish
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>>530588807
c'mon mods, do the right thing and ban this faggot.
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>>530587605
is that the burdened one?
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>>530590461
>I'm a pony btw
>a pony btw
>a pony
>pony

A faggot is what you are.
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>>530590461
this thread is a good example of why children shouldn't be allowed on /b/
where in the article did you see anything about this site?
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>>530590363
He should have fought back, and not played the pacifist, imo.
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>>530587428
Kill all horsefuckers. Every single last one of them.
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>>530590095
Not at all. Thats like saying people have the right to threaten reviewers who like media that they don't like. Or that just because someone likes game of thrones, radical muslims have the right to kill that person. A person preferences do not a provocation make.
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>>530590183

people should be able to go whereever they please and feel secure that they won't be shot with arrow regardless of how many bullseyes they wear, the problem is the archers
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>>530590629

do you also run to the police when someone says they don't like the same kind of sandwitch you like ?
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>>530590363


Totally agree.
Ultimately you're at school to learn.

But some feminist idiot is going to say you are victim blaming. And that we dont need to teach our kids to fit in. Instead we should tell bullys not to bully. Because that workse so well.

Even though, in most workplace environments fitting in is an important skill.
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>>530587428
2far 5 u
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>>530590845
or if you're in america, it's the fault of the bow manufacturers
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>>530590815
So making fun of someone is akin to threatening them, or killing them?
No you fucking limp wrist, there's a difference.
People like you are the ones that want to make fat jokes a hate crime.
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>>530590026
This'll work.
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>>530590916
same goes for dont rape, dont murder and dont do drugs

works fine
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>>>/mlp/
>>>/icu/
whatever.
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>>530587428
Hey, if you're going to be a fan of something that most people would be suprised averse too, you should be prepared to take insults and stand up for yourself.
Or keep it under wraps, alternatively.
This kid Darwin'd himself by being dumb enough not to take any this in consideration.
Still, he's a fucking kid, didn't know any better. Plus kids are fucking rotten to the core, no wonder he got driven to suicide by them.
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I thought Bronies were atheist, fedora wearing autist fucks? Not christ loving morons?
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>>530590951

why are these murder tools even legal? they are a backwards throwback to a forgotten time, in this day and age nobody needs a bow, only police and military should have access to them and we will all be much safer.
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>>530588807
i agree
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>>530587428
>implying this isn't the bronies fault
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>>530587428

Yeah sorry, but this is the type of shit I wanted to see happen.

I was bullied a lot growing up, I don't think that bullying is a good thing, but this brony crap is just asking for it.

I almost see it the same as if you were to go to school, and announce over the PA system:
>I am a gigantic faggot & I like cartoons made for little girls.
>I am also more of a man than you because I admit this.

If this brony fandom was a thing when I was in Highschool, as someone who was bullied, I would probably bully these people.
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>>530591185
is this a statement? or a question? learn to type? the autism on your keyboard intensifies?
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>>530587428
Yall can take your ponies and shove up yo ass nigglets.
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Mods are seriously the WORST PIECE OF SHIT

People keep posting Pony pics, and this is theoretically a MLP thread.

Did mods delete it? Don't fucking think so, because they are MLP loving faggets themselves

/thread
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>>530587931
>yeah im so edgy i cut air in half
kek'd
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>>530587428
what the fuck did we do? Sounds like the kids at school did it.
Also
>too far
hehehe, implying that even makes sense.
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>>530587428
>You've gone too far this time, /b/.

we didn't tell him to be a faggot. sounds like his uncle is the one to blame.
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Brony or no brony, it is just a kid getting bullied and he obviously is extreme sensitive. The fact that he was a brony does not matter.
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>>530591386
How new are you?
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>>530591386


I think its a suicide thread more than a my little brony thread...

Suicide threads definitely belong on /b/
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>>530591185
Neckbeard autistic fedoras are atheist. Everyone else is the typical christian.
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>>530591241
I know you're going for sarcasm, but you're actually right. Nobody needs a gun, nobody needs a sword, nobody needs a crossbow or a bow and arrow.

Just stop wanting to kill shit all the time, how fucking hard is that?
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so kids what do we learn? dont be a faggot
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>>530587428
What did I miss? How is /b/ involved in this?
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we dun goofd
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>>530591446
I'm new. Been here for little over a year. That doesn't change the fact that I have not once seen mods delete a fucking MLP thread.

>>530591464
Yeah, but then the mods should still remove the MLP posts in this thread
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>>530588807

do the right thing? he was trying to be a little faggot, and succeeded.
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>>530587428
Not too far.

He took one for the team; he realized that the only logical thing he could do was (attempt) to kill himself. Hopefully all other bronies follow his lead.
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>Hang in there kiddo!
>Hang in there
>Hang
>ohyou.jpg
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>>530591249
You'd have a different attitude about rules if we were in a bowling alley and I was stomping on your face with street shoes.
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>>530590095
This. 100% accurate.
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fucking bronys

i remember i saw a group of them on a streetcar and kicked one of them in the nuts


serves them right
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>>530588556
His uncle wouldn't be a permavirgin if he raped the kid.
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>>530587428
>he's a brony
>he was bullied
>must be /b.

He was bullied around his neighbourhood,
nothing to do with /b.
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>>530590845
Well, sometimes there's that difference between ideally how things should work and how they work in reality. Bully's have existed as long as the notions of public schools. You cannot get rid of the tribal behavior that makes some kids try to pull aggressive alpha-male bullshit.

So since we live in a less-than-ideal world, it's wise to teach kids not to be strong, particularly if they are male, particularly if they're weird, particularly if they ARE weak. It's important to teach your sons to not act like a weak victim so they will be perpetually bullied.

And any father with a working pair and a brain would not dare to let his boy go to school in a my little pony shirt.... he may as well be fucking cross-dressing....

I believe people should do what they want, but they should be well-informed that certain behaviors will make you a target of simple minded and aggressive people.

Blending is important in jobs and school. They can be as freaky as they want on their own time, but they need to adhere to certain societal norms if they wish for peace in school.

But also, the bullies should be punished of course... just saying some kids are asking to be a victim.
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>>530587428
i dont know why but ever since this was first posted i cant seem to stop laughing about it...i know im going to hell..but fuck me this shit is hillarious
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>>530591657
anal doesn't count fagoot
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>>530587428

I blame the parents.
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>>530591642
Look I don't care if he is a fat bastard, you don't kick him in the nuts
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>>530591642
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>>530591695
>it's wise to teach kids to be strong

an accidental not shifted the meaning of that whole sentence
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>>530591501
What America should do is stop selling firearms, blades, weapons all together. From there we stock defense shelves with 15 inch black dildos.

>Mfw people murder each other with dildos
>Mfw obama assassinated with dildos
>Mfw banks are robbed with dildos
gunna be a good day
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>>530589697
This is indeed /b/, the very place where brony culture has its origin.

Your point?
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and what do we have to do with this exactly now?
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>>530591740
i blame not having access to an abortion clinic
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I was bullied for liking Anime and Punk rock. You know what I did?

Not give a fuck.
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>>530589172
>future
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>>530588807
>Imagine your son was a brony would u hate him for it?

I'd tell him he could watch the show, but he couldn't talk about in public because he'll get shit for it.

Part of your job as a parent is to stop your children from engaging in destructive behavior.

America is a place where appearing masculine is expected from all men. If you don't act this way, it's the equivalent to social suicide.

I'm not going to watch my kid become a social outcast, because all the other guys think he's an autist who wants to be a girl.

Oh and in case you haven't realized, if all the other guys reject you, women by defualt won't even look your way.
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>>530587428
oops
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>>530587428
>Failed to kill himself

It's like failing and failing

What a faggot
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>>530591501

to be fair there are many places in the world where people hunt for food and i dont mean 3rd world countries, in such areas a gun or bow is an investment that eases financial burdens because a dollar's worth of ammo can potentially get you over $100 worth of meat, and arrows are reuseable.
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>>530591556
Wow. You admitted it.

Okay. When this shit first started, it was ALL OVER /b/. It wasn't a thread here and there... IT WAS EVERYWHERE.

And it wasn't shit like this. It was a bunch of guys from >>>/co/ who dedicated their lives to spamming the SHIT out of /b/.

The mods DO delete the scootaloo chickun threads, but those aspie fuckers won't die. It's come down to just leaving them in their thread, and ignoring them.

You have no idea how bad that shit used to be.
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>>530591712
That's because you're a sociopathic asshole
No offense
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>>530591859
You were bullied because you were an annoying faggot. If something's socially unaccepted, you don't have to shove it in everyone's face.
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>>530591625
oh, aren't you a tough little man. I'm so intimidated by a virgin redneck from /b/
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>>530591937
He's 11 you moron. Fuck you.
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>>530591812

He knows what's up
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>>530588807
i wouldnt let that happen and probably yes because i dont want my son to be a massive cocksucking faggot
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>>530588807
I agree
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>>530591959
Alright, thanks for the answer, didn't know it was that bad. Though I actually rarely see MLP threads anymore, I think they gave up
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>>530587716

Bonus points
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>>530591985
no jesus thought it was hilarious too
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from the article:
"He said to us that the other kids were telling him he was gay for loving Pinkie Pie and they were trying to make him feel ashamed for being gay. We said that we didn’t care if he was gay or straight; he was our son and we would love him.”
So basically the parent admitted that he was indeed a faggot.
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>>530587428
In a nutsell:

This kid was a SUPER ATTENTION WHORE!

First he tried being the kid walking around with the bible, obviously having that persecution complex, a kid that sort of gets off psychologically and feels justified by exclusion and ridicule.

When being bible kid didn't net him enough attention, he became the brony.

When that didn't net him enough attention he attempted suicide (no one attempts suicide, it's literally the easiest thing to do, you either kill yourself or cry out for attention)....

Attention whore. Parents should have taught him the virtues of being strong and not being so much of a freak that invites ridicule.

I think it's the underlying Christian philosophy that gets off on being victimized and persecuted (kind of the justification for their whole mindset).
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>>530589543
10/10 you made me tear up
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natural selection. If I had cut myself for each time I was called dumb, fat or whatever else I´d be a fucking living scar. Learn to deal with life. Aint getting any better.
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>>530591921

Holy shit, someone on /b who knows something about parenting.
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>>530591959
>I remember the dark times
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>>530591765
right. ponyfags don't have nuts.
kick them in the face.
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>>530592031
This

id disown my son if he was a brony

Fucking bronys are the scum of the earth
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>>530587428
>"Fighting for life"
>"AFTER 'suicide' attempt"
confirmed attention seeker die already
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>>530591723
He had sex with another person.
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Plot twist: the kid is gigner_fig
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Your faggotass fandom made a child want to make himself kill.
Bornies? Go back to SkyLard.
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>pasta but it's mine

>This little boy is fighting for his life
The medical team is fighting for his life. Potato don't fight.

>Hung himself cuz he could no longer stand dat bullying.
Feels bad, man.
>Dem niggas shouldn't do a boy like dat
>Dat boy shoulda known better than act like dat
>dat feel when both

>He was bullied for liking "My Little Pony" He is 11.
Who saw that coming? If a kid sticks out at all for any reason, they get shit in elementary school. Of course "liking" a tv show for little girls would brand a kid as a nancyfaggot, just as surely as wearing a dress and wanting to use the girls' room.

I've seen average normal kids who had a hard time fitting in and being accepted, or were ostracized or ridiculed over something ridiculous or untrue. We've all seen this, someone's school life was hell because of having (or acquiring) a funny name or whatever misfortune. The pack is very quick to eat the weak, and strength is in numbers.

An 11 year old cant be expected to have their shit together, because they have yet to learn the smackdown that society has ready for anyone who doesn't conform, or at least fit into a group with sufficient numbers to make them appear normal.

However, an 11 year old will get a swift education in that shit if they wear pink footy pajamas to class. His classmates will be driving in 5 years and he won't be able to get a date to the prom because everyone calls him the Easter Faggot.

tl;dr It's crucial today for parents to teach their kids that a tv show or an iphone or a pair of shoes are not worth suicide or murder

also

do all the faggoty shit you want, but be ready for public ridicule if you wave it around .
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>>530592274
>They were indeed dark and disturbing days.
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i'm a brony
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>>530588807
You bet your ass I'd set him straight.
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>>530592496
faggot
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>>530592496

faggot.
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>>530592496
>>530592512

faggot
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>>530587428

Why even bother with a kid, when there are so many 18+ adult brony faggots that we should be halping with the word of god.

And by word of god I mean killing themselves in extremely painful ways.

Kids that age still have a chance to grow out of the faggot stage...
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>>530592418
>do all the faggoty shit you want, but be ready for public ridicule if you wave it around .
tl;dr: hide your power levels.
This is something that everyone who watches animu learned 10 years ago.
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>>530592618
faggot
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>>530592496
faggot
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Wow I dont want to seem like one of those pretentious Darwinist faggots that think their shit dont stink, but damn, the gene pool is cleaning itself.

That being said, tell me to 'kill myself, fgt'
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>>530592606
>>530592586
>>530592618
"I'm a faggot!"
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>Suttle left a message for Andrea Libman, who does the voice of Pinkie Pie, asking if she might send a message of support to Michael. Libman was in South Australia on vacation, and she found a way to record a personal message for Suttle to play for Michael. In addition, she got every member of the cast to record individual messages for the boy.

LUCKY BASTARD! he gets personal messages from the cast!
shit, why couldnt I be that lucky!
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>>530587428
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>>530592559
i'd set him straight on my dick
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ITT: Faggots everywhere
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>>530587428
>implying this was us
>implying we care
go back to facebook you fag
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>>530592336
>posts on /b/
>calls other scum
top lel
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>>530592618
Faggot
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he is only 11, why couldn't it be the 30 year old ones
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>>530587716
MOTHA
FUCKING
WOW
NIGGA
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>>530592496
Homosexual male!!!
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>>530592731
you can be
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>>530592336
odd that you care more about if you son likes a tellevision show than making sure hes taken care of. I hope your sons a brony just in spite of you.
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>>530587428
>he's not even completely deceased

>we've gone too far

I say we haven't gone far enough.
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>>530592731
It's easy!
Kill yourself and fail!

>Hey, at least there's a 90% chance he won't fail... amirite?
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tfw Aeris is the only invincible brony
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>Uncle Jimmy
>Jimmy Rustles

My god this faggot was being trolled the whole time
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>>530592910
Now there's a name I haven't heard in years.
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>>530589621
what kind of pokemon is that
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>>530592496
faggot
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I felt like a dbag liking Yu-Gi-Oh TCG when it first came out when I was 15. Bronies take it way too far and a level of creepiness.
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>>530592709
It needs to clean itself quicker, so many shitty genes are still breeding
Hitler was right
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>>530587428
Yeah, isn't it super cool and edgy to fuck with someone and make them kill themselves.

Jesus what crappy humans you all are.
Congrats on being something the world would be better off without.
The rest of us don't need you.
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>>530587428
It's only been blowing up because fucking Tara Strong has been tweeting about it and will probably go see him if he makes a recovery
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>>530592206
>>530592206
>>530592206
I like you.
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>>530593167
Go back to reddit moral fag no one needs you here
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>>530587428
FUCK YEAH CHICAGO
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>>530588807

Can anyone say hypocrite? Really, Hitler was just trying to do the right thing and everyone hated him for it.

Imagine your son wanted to bring about a new age of prosperity by cleaning up a bit, would you hate him for it?
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>>530593042
you didnt tell me to kill myself, you faggot, you suck
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A ponyfag with attention deficit disorder on life support.
Brutally set upon by the pack.
Also religious, >implying he doesn't believe in natural selection.
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>>530592998
Do you still get your daily dose of dolphin lining?
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>>530587639
this
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>>530593167
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8
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>>530593167
>mfw
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>>530587906

>Every day when I get home, this little faggot just sits there and gives me this fucking look.
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>>530593167
/b/ is where those go, let them be here forever.
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>>530593167
yea but we ain't going to kill ourselves, unlike SOME PEOPLE
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>>530587716
and we thought things couldnt get worse. A bible-thumping brony
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>>530591921
I agree with you, but the fact of the matter is, being less masculine seems to be the way to go nowadays. If it isn't, then I'm wondering where these ass tight pants came from...you know, on guys. *shudders*
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>>530593167
>implying society needs you
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>>530592365

the anus is not a sexual organ now matter how much you treat it like one
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> Brony almost killed itself
> almost
> Not far enough

Can't stop laughing at that article
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Let's see..
a) brony
b) cant withstand life with a few people bullying him

good, get off my planet.
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This is a joke, right ?


Right....?
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>>530593798
>says the man who's never had his hole licked
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>>530591695
What about all the adults doing stupid shit?
What about all those faggots who think it's their personal crusade to end with everything they don't like?

Holy shit, I understand that most trolls here do everything for the lulz, the farthest being leaving a stupid comment on YouTube, but when you see assholes who DOXX people and send death threats over stupid shit like this, it makes you question humanity.
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>>530587428
the ammount of retards in this thread is amazing , but thats expected from /b
anyway this is not some adult who lives in its mothers basement jacking off to mlp .
Its a 11year old kid who deserves to have a childhood without being constantly pushed down by society geez
If he likes being a brony so fucking be it there is a difference between liking something and constantly trying to rub it in others peoples faces like most ass-hats do around here
Hope the kid recovers and the fuckers who bullied him get a lesson that they deserve
Parents failed on not noticing the signs that their kid was depressed and made no move too see whats going on and prevented this

I know this is /b and its no place for morals but still
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>>530592731

Honestly since when do people get fucking rewarded for trying to kill themselves? What about the kid that isn't so ashamed of liking the show that he tries to off himself? Surely he deserves those messages more.
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>>530593918
some people shouldnt raise kids
seriously how can you fuck your kid up like that?
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Too far? The kid is still alive, if anything, I'd we failed
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>>530594003

It's called killing the cancer before it evolve, preserving the future of /b/
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this is really fucking gay. what a degenerate faggot
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>>530592047
>gave up
yeah, right.
/b/catalog
there's 2 right now.
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>>530590845
>people should be able to go whereever they please and feel secure that they won't be shot with arrow regardless of how many bullseyes they wear,

If someone doesn't respect their own safety, neither should anyone else.
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>>530594272
...and without >>>/mlp/, there'd be 20.
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>>530591829
you are retarded ? even moot said he will ban every pony thread on /b/ ! they got their own letter on 4chan, so dont be fucking edgy ! or same thing will happen to you
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>>530594003
>Its a 11year old kid who deserves to have a childhood

Uh, this is childhood. Learning to hide your socially unacceptable freak behavior in public. The same rules of behavior that prevent people from walking around naked with dildos hanging out of their asses, writ small.

Whoever said this kid was an attention whore is right. He seems to be picking whatever behavior will make him an outcast so he can revel in the attention. I have a step sister who is EXACTLY like that. That bitch will fail at something on purpose because the negative attention she gets for getting a 33 in a class is better than fitting in and being ignored. Her mother's a twisted masochist, too.
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>>530592008
post your pick you neckbeard yourself ! anyone calling others virgin must be so fking mature and big and retarded. Just post your pic retard
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>>530588682
This

Fucking this
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>>530593918

Next he will start gender bending
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>>530587428
So instead of being a ponyfag, he attempted suicide? What the fuck is up with society?
Next time finish the job, you faggot.
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that article must be troll. MUST BE.

>>"He idolizes his Uncle Jimmy, who is a proud member of the Bronies."

>>"He told us that he would sit at a table at lunchtime and recite Bible verses to himself, and it brought him great joy"

>>"When we play the My Little Pony messages for him, there is increased activity on the EEG"

>>DAT SHIRT
http://www.chicagonow.com/portrait-of-an-adoption/files/2014/02/michael-2-e1391356699538.jpg

This is evidence that Bronys are a negative influence and that it exploits the weak, infirm and unsound, with potentially life-destroying and suicidal consequences.
>>
>ADHD
>Oversheltered
>Brony
>Christian

Oh god, he was doomed to be a permanent virgin with depression. Now he has brain damage too. Pull the plug
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>>530594325
so it's ok to murder somebody in cold blood just because they wandered onto a gun range? i have a rights, one of them is my right to life, and you have no right to endanger my life.
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>>530594325
It's not about safety, what the fuck?

It's not a literal bullseye, the world is not a shooting range and liking something shouldn't make you a target for assholes with their figurative bows.
If you think that you have the right to bully someone for what they like just because they show it, then you're a deluded sociopath.

Holy shit, I wrote something serious on /b/, did anyone already brake Godwin's Law?
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>bullied
>suicide attempt
>gone too far
>still alive

Apparently not far enough
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>>530594476

what /b/ do to be included in this shit?
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I can't wait for him to die. Not in an edgy way, just think about all the glorious cringe memorial vids we're gonna get, and all the videos of bronies crying and shit.
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>>530594793
bullying isnt even a thing. we did this shit all the time and guess what we are all alive and well. kids nowadays are fucking pussies.
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>>530591829
its true.

yet even /b/ could not stomach the absolute horror that are Bronies.
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>>530594713
More like, it's not the drivers fault for running over your kid who is playing in traffic.

You don't tell your kids to play in traffic because "they have a right to life, you have no right to endanger their life."

Fuck off already
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>>530587428
Well it's the kids fault

you see it's simple: I'm terrified of a world where bad things happen so if I convince myself bad things only happen to people who deserve it I can go through life feeling like bad things won't happen to me if I don't let them. He should have pretended to like a socially acceptable show, I used to get picked on for being gay but I learned how to pleasure women with a flaccid penis instead, done me a world of good.
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>>530589632
>ADHD is a fake diagnosis
Nigga don't think for a minute that enough whooping will prevent a learning disability. Now a spanking is a great solution for a lot of things and I still believe in physical punishment, after experiencing it first-hand. I still struggle with controlling my body and mind for years after my childhood ended. It was emotionally draining because I felt like I was unable to live up to my potential, even after having my intelligence tested and finding out how I ranked globally. It terrified me that me moving my foot and being unable to focus on the lecture no matter how hard I tried because those two clocks weren't synchronized would impede my success. I am still medicate and the side-effects fucking suck, but for me its better than being singled out as the kid who couldn't pay attention or couldn't control himself that teachers hated and students mocked. I believe that it is often misdiagnosed, over represented in people just looking for an excuse for their kid just being a kid, but under represented in families that believe it is solely a matter of will. I fucking wish it was, believe me, then I could fucking show off all I wanted. It defines me, and is a big part of my creativity but dude its as real as dyslexia. The condition is there, but the definition, diagnostic procedure, and list of symptoms still requires further investigation.
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>>530594003
we've all been bullied, we've all been pushed.
This is Darwinism at its finest. Why is this so difficult to understand?
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>>530594793
>the world is not a shooting range

I don't know what world you're living in, must be sissyplanet
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>>530594919
Have no idea
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At first i was like lol faggot

but then i realised the kid was actually smart, he realised how fucked he had become, A christian brony (probably a virgin faggot also) so he did what had to be done.


Honestly im proud of him, he failed but atleast he tried an hero
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>I wonder about why he wanted to come home instead of being with the other kids. He said to us that the other kids were telling him he was gay for loving Pinkie Pie and they were trying to make him feel ashamed for being gay. We said that we didn’t care if he was gay or straight; he was our son and we would love him.”

Fucking 11 years old and this kid is confused about his sexuality. MLP has gone to far, the kid idolized his uncle who is also a brony. We should be going after grown men who watch this show and try and get other kids who watch it so they don't feel so embarrassed about their own shitty lives.

Time to start a war against these middle aged fucks who think it is alright to watch a kids show.

Fucking bronies.
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Some one please tell me how /b/ was involved in this
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Stupid brony scum failed to even suicide
god damn you fedora wearing manchilds
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>>530594468
Here you go, kiddo.
By the way, you're a funny guy. You call others retarded and yet you can't spell or write properly. This only proves further what a pathetic redneck you are.
I hope you get hit by a car so this world has one sociopath less in it.
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>>530594935
Exactly, I always make it a mission to be the biggest asshole I can be to people who deserve it. It sometimes sorts their shit out.
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>>530595130

so why everybody are talking like we kill him?
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>>530590095
...what kind of shitty archer can't tell a person who painted a bulseye on their face apart from an actual target?
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>>530595254
It wasn't. That idea just evolved over the length of the thread because some people on /b/ fail at reading comprehension.
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>>530590363
Excellent answer. I agree 100% with what you're saying.
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Problem 1
>Being Brony
Got called gay, because he is.

Problem 2
>Michael is deeply religious, and he turned to his faith. He asked to start taking confirmation classes, and he carried a little Bible with him everywhere. He told us that he would sit at a table at lunchtime and recite Bible verses to himself.
Only made the situation worse because being the religious kid is bad enough without also being the fag brony

Problem 3
>he decided to take up violin lessons
The gay religious kid who also plays violin

Problem 4
>He also loves the music of Pentatonix, an a cappella group
Oh shit this kid is made of homosexuality.

There's nothing wrong with teaching your kid to tone down their autism a bit at school. Because guess what? doing that shit as an adult has just as negative results as it does being a kid
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>>530595189

This kinda, kids can't even get hair on their dicks before they're "confused about their sexuality" nowadays.
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>>530587428
finally some great news
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>>530594959

how could that NOT be the drivers fault? being attentive and observant of your surroundings along with maintaining safe speeds for the area and conditions are required when driving. if you hit a pedestrian, even an idiotic child, its because you were either going too fast to react in time make your speed unsafe or you weren't paying attention. you can't justify running over kids any more than you can justify beating women. "oh sorry officer she just came out of nowhere and went right in front of my fist." doesnt cut it in court.
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>>530594660
>This is evidence that Bronys are a negative influence and that it exploits the weak, infirm and unsound, with potentially life-destroying and suicidal consequences.

I am surprised there has been no outcry to ban my little brony based on this incident..

Personally I wouldnt support that. Even though I dont like or understand the fascination with MLP. I dont like censorship but I would have expected the usual suspects to be all over this calling for the show to be banned.
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Wait wait wait, hold up.

There's MLP beanie babies now?
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>fighting for life after suicide attempt

lel
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Feel like I missed out. What did /b/ actually do?
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>>530595283
>so why everybody are talking like we kill him?

Maybe because the brony thing started out on teh chan...
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>>530595054
I mega ultra cringed at the post, I think I'm getting a cringegasm a cr..rr.r...r..rri.ii.nge... oh god my face back back hurt from cringing so much, I should sighn up for the cringeathon at the cringelympics and outcringe my appocringeants.
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>>530595424
NOTHING
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>>530595424
nothing

most of the world hates bronies
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>>530587640
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>>530594391
/mlp/ does exist now, but it doesn't change the fact that this whole Brony thing started on /b/. With that said, the backlash from /b/ was pretty intense after a while.
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>>530595370
You're a fucking retard, I hope you die in a car crash, one less teenage faggot patrolling and ruining everyones fun.
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He tried to kill himself because "Uncle Jimmy - The Brony" was sexually molesting him.

How can you fucktards not see that.

The uncle is a BRONY for fucks sake.

Do the math.
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>>530593414
lol
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>>530587428
>He idolizes his Uncle Jimmy, who is a proud member of the Bronies.
Fucking retards and autists.
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>>530595387

Kid fighting for life, "wait.. There's MLP beanie babies now?"

Lost my shit
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the world is evil
if you fail to teach your kid how to deal with it something like this happens..

if you want to avoid getting bullied you cant run around like a faggot. sounds shitty but thats how life is.
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IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF /b/.
H8ors gonna h8!!
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he was quoting austin powers, newfag
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God shit like this is stupid. Society has just become an over-compassionate coddling menace. Parents, media and law enforcement are cracking down on stupid shit and ecouraging people to be "accepting of everything and everyone." Instead of telling kids that they are perfect no matter what, parents should tell them that if they have a penis and like My Little Pony they are probably going to get beat up.
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>>530595696

Get the fuck out.
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>>530595054
>implying he will read it

that kid is potato
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>>530595370
You're a fucking retard.
No, it isn't your fault if the kid wanders off playing in traffic and you have no time to react. Shit happens all the time.
Nice strawman too, comparing accidentally hitting a kid because he's stupid enough to play in traffic and throwing a punch with malicious intent.
Kill yourself.
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once again: if he tried to kill himself, he probably does NOT fight for his life.
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>>530595773
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Hope the little queer dies.
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>>530588807
uh he wouldn't be a fucking brony. id make sure.
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>>530595254
Bronies where spawned from /b/.

They began here.

But they where so despicable and cancerous, that not even /b/ could tolerate them, and they where cast out by the Mighty Moot and banished, restricted, on pain of death, to their own board of emasculated horror.

But it would seem Moot, despite his best efforts, did not do enough to destroy the Bronies before they could spread their plague, and now, as a result, a young guy is in a coma...


FUCKING BRONIES WHY YOU DO THIS TO YOUNG CHILDREN!!?!!
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>>530595740
You do realize that if people stopped using computers back in the 80's because edgy kids like you would give them shit you wouldn't even be using one now because they'd be considered gay and autistic?
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>>530587428
Ponies killed this boy. We should introduce a Ponie control law. It works for guns am I right?
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>brony
>ADHD
>christfag
>plays violin
>listens to fucking pentatonix

He had the right idea.
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>>530595370

>doesnt cut it in court.

So speaketh a teenage faggot with no understanding of law.

The basis of most tort lawsuits is negligence. A kid who runs into traffic has performed contributory negligence. Under many legal regimes, an driver that hits him gets off scot-free, period. Under the rest, there is a comparison of faults to determine a percentage of recovery of actual damages.

As for criminal matters, there must be a mens rea in all cases save for specifically defined strict-liability crimes. That is, you have to have acted with intent. If you're practicing tai chi by yourself and some dumb bitch wanders into your fist, then "she just came out of nowhere and went right in front of my fist" absolutely DOES fly in court.

Ignorant twat. Don't wax on about shit you don't understand.
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>>530595503

that would only happen if i get plowed into by some speeding while texting moron like yourself, i actually give a fuck about being a good driver. i won't even drive a block without my seatbelt on.
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>>530596038

I remember as a dumn little kid randomly running in to the road and causing a car to screech its wheels to avoid me...

I still remember the look on the drivers face... Like a cross between anger for me running out in the road and relief that he managed to not run over a dumb little kid.
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ah I remember when I was bullied... I never had suicidal thoughts because I wasn't a bitch
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>>530592642
By being bullied for being bronies.
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>>530587428

top lel, next time hope 10 of em do it at the same time.

4000 kids die in fucking afrika every day, do we care ? no not really, why the fuck would 1 matter, a brony even
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>>530595980
>Bronies where spawned from /b/.
But that's wrong you twat

MLP fans started on /co/, there were threads long before the show aired, which they do with every kids show. A few episodes in after gaining a decent amount of fans people were joking about what it would be like if there was a huge fandom like whovians or Otaku, they used brony as a joke and /b/ being retarded started using the term unironically.

Don't believe everything you hear in your little circlejerk, it's mostly just masturbatory garbage.
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Never forget the day it all started.
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>>530596491

you are confusing MPF fans with Bronies.

fuck off.

/b/ historian and archivist here.
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>>530596321
Amen. I started playing sports. I was twelve my bully was a senior. I met that faggot about 13 years later. Nigger wasn't laughing when the tables turned and I was a foot taller and built like a brick house from sports.
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>>530590075
Bask in the radiant glory of the eternal fire devouring the last shreds of dignity and mental strength our society can muster. Fear not though, for what is unavoidable is natural and what is natural, is right. For this is the fire of rebirth. Only in the barren wasteland that is to come can the unquenchable human thirst for Justice and Purpose remind the Society of Men to rise from its ashes and like Phoenix and rise to heights unimaginable.
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>Create brony sect
>brainwash brainless manchilds
>mass suicide
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mlp: the show that turns fruits into vegetables
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>>530596559
>MPF?

The /co/ pony archives predate the show you nignog, the 'joke' appeared much later.
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WHY HASNT ANYBODY TROLLED THE FACEBOOK COMMENTS LOL
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>>530596559
10/10 if trolling
Fucking kill yourself if serious.
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good i hope the little fucker suffers a horrible painful death. id ejaculate to it. bronies are almost as bad as jews
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>>530596559
speaking of which.

someone cross-post this to /mlp/.
that should have fun results.

i'd do it myself but i can't go anywhere near that board or I get homicidal.
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>>530587428
He even failed at that? Fucking Bronies
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When did kids become such pussies man
Pretty sure everyone here was bullied throughout school and it probably fucked us up but we didn't kill ourselves.
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>>530596801

My sides have met an advanced civilization in another galaxy. They vowed never to return.
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>>530587428
Too far or not far enough?
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>>530596801
SERIOUSLY, TY MADE MLP BEANIE BABIES?
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>>530596801
AhHA!
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>>530596946
/mlp/ already discussed this, they don't give a fuck.
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>>530596801
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>>530596826

you are still confusing MLP fans, with Bronies.

two distinct and separate species, of which only the latter is cancerous.

so cancerous, infact, that it leads to suicide, as in the case of young Michael here.

Jimmy, his Brony uncle, was clearly molesting the child. THAT is what pushed him over the edge into suicide. Guaranteed.
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>>530597045
Shit didn't realize what they were.

they look...decent
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>>530597145
Oh go fuck yourself. The only difference between a 'brony' and 'mlp fan' is short passage of time.
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>>530587716

"so Michael, WHAT DID YOUR JEEZUS DO FOR YOU LATELY ?"

topkek
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>>530588807
2l84b8m8
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>>530596510
of course it starts on this stupid site.
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>>530597372
Hey... he made a bunch of fishes and loaves 2000 years ago! What else do you want? Leave the guy alone!
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>>530587428

tfw they realize they rub one off to illustrated pics of toddler girls and boys, and they are condemning this kid for watching a cartoon...

Oh the confusion that will set in...
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>>530589384
/mlp/ actually wanted him to die as well. Some of it, at least.
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>>530597329

no.

there is a great deal of difference between a MLP fan and a Brony.

This is a brony:
>>530588556
>>530587605

These are MLP fans:
http://images.anbmedia.com/articles/realreviews/my_little_pony_mermaid_pony_castle/product_shot1.jpg

Can you see the difference?
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>>530596801
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Certainly the parents hold no responsibility not to mention the 11 year old is eleven years old. He's not person, he holds no responsibility. I wish him the best of luck but, yeah, lashing out at whatever convenient target presents itself, isn't helpful.
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>>530597549
>that's fake
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>>530587956
implying those 11 year olds didn't use 4chan
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>>530587428
no, the fucking weirdo is still alive
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Ok, now I gotta ask.

Are we the last sane persons on this planet ? And I am talking about those retards and shitposters in /b/

Why doesn't the world just die ?
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>>530595497
It started on /co/, they're just not big enough faggots to call themselves bronies.
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>>530591921
This makes the most sense of anything ever written on the Internet ever.
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>>530589741
Hell yeah!
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>>530587428
come back when you make a thread about the thousands of under nourished children that die every day without a chance to make their life anything else than a pile of shit.
why would anyone be sad that a over privileged, mentally weak, autistic faggot tried to suicide? talk about creating problems that don't exist
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>>530597145
fair enough, if you want to split fans from fans who perpetuate the 'pony culture' and form some sort of identity out of it, but I'd say most of that happened off-site in places like EQD. But yes it was /b/ who ultimately began pumping those horses full of cancer.
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>>530597586
You are removing the statement from it's context. In this thread we are obviously talking about i) males ii) above the target audience age
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>>530587428

> Michael’s favorite character is Pinkie Pie, a hyper excitable pony
> hyper excitable pony

lel
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>>530587428
>He said to us that the other kids were telling him he was gay for loving Pinkie Pie and they were trying to make him feel ashamed for being gay.
> We said that we didn’t care if he was gay or straight; he was our son and we would love him.
Way to fuck up there dad, that's totally what the kid needed to hear.
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>>530597597
hahahahahaha
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it's sad to see bullied children trying to kill themself instead of killing others. that way bullies stays alive. didnt anyone tell the boy that?
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>>530597574
Illustrated?
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>>530595497
>after a while
Try IMMEDIATELY.
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>>530597597
>hang in there
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>>530597834

Bronies and MLP fans are two completely distinct and different things.

Get it into your head. Not even MLP fans want to be associated with Bronies. NOBODY does.
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>>530595189
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>>530588807
EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU SCUM
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>>530589840
Its random.
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>>530588807
>Humans
>Nobel beings
>/b/
2/10
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Holy fuck, this is a great way to bring out the scum
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Good, he deserves to stay like that.

Or die. Seriously. Bronyfags and Christianfags are so stupid. Time to start with this one.
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>>530594370
I dint see a single post on that board about this
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>>530587428
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>>530595991

First off, in what way was I being "edgy" by saying that being straight forward with our kids and preparing them for the inevitable consequences of their actions is a better approach than shielding them from all harm? the reason these kids try to off themselves is because their parents wiped their tears and cleaned up their boo-boos with every scuffle they've come across so they don't know how to handle being bullied. There are parents these days that won't even let their kids have snowball fights for fear of their child getting hurt. The way I grew up was, "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger," and it's made me a more wholesome and independent person today. So tell me, what is so "edgy" about my belief system.

Also, your point about computers in the 80's is retarded. I never said to quit being a brony, I said that if they choose that they should know they're going to get bullied. Those kids in the 80s got bullied shitless for their hobbies and you're right, computers are now huge thanks to them. Now, what do you think being a male My Little Pony fan is going to contribute to the world besides single obese men?
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>>530598024

bronies are mlp fans
not all mlp fans are bronies
specifically the little girls that the show was intended for
bronies are the only mlp fans that anybody talks about, youre just splitting hairs
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>>530598024

indeed im a MLP Fan but don't buy toys or anything like that i just thinks is a decent show
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>>530598210
Good for you.
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>>530597956

srs edge - so sharp
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>>530596000
> trips
> right idea
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>>530587428
dammit /b/ don't half ass it go all the way. He's still breathing
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>>530588807
I would beat him with a belt
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>>530598407
Reddit, pls go
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>>530598204
This looks like a time for feminism
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>>530598315
and you want to stick your dick in a cartoon horse.
which one is your favorite?
which one do you want to give the D to the most?
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>>530587857
>provides no links to facts or statistics
Did you know random faggots from 4chan score even lower than journalists on SATs out of all the chans?
Did you know that facts posted by chan users on 4chan are almost always consistently wrong?
Remember that one time you heard something on /b/ and it happened to be a subject you're an expert in and you were like, "Hey, I'm a trap!"
What makes you think OP isn't a full blown tard?
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>>530591921

>If all the other guys reject you, women by default won't even look your way.
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>>530598290
>Now, what do you think being a male My Little Pony fan is going to contribute to the world
Another cartoon and possibly more investment into little girls cartoon rather than the entire focus being on Little boys cartoons. Remember this whole thing has fuck all to do with a specific cartoon and everything to do with the stigma of boys watching girls things. The point is if this was 20 years from now you wouldn't have a problem with, you'd probably even enjoy it.
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So uh, what are we doing?

Are we going to keep encouraging this kid to end his pathetic life, rustle some jimmies on the fb comment section of the link, or what?
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Faggots like this make me laugh all the time. I see them all the time, even though I'm a furry I still laugh at all the faggots and cunts that are furries too.
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>>530597597
Hahahahahaha....................hahahahaha
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>>530598582
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>>530598919
>The point is if this was 20 years from now you wouldn't have a problem with, you'd probably even enjoy it.
I've watched it. It was boring.
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>>530598931
>keep encouraging this kid to end his pathetic life
he's an expensive houseplant now, he can't be bullied into anything.
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>>530587428
no matter how gay bronies are, there is never a reason to bully them.
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>>530597597

>Have you tried shutting it off and starting it up again ?
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>>530592496
faggot
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>>530598315
have you fapped to MLP characters?

if yes, you are a Brony.
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white people have gone too far.
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