ask a 26 yo virgin with a 2 yo daughter anything

i suppose the explanation would help

> always been socially awkward
> in love with my best friend since uni
> she treats me like a brother
> 3 years ago she got knocked up by a worthless douchebag
> he runs off
> she has no job
> i say ill take care of her
> we've been living together since
> my name is on the birth certificate
> i stay in and look after our daughter while she goes out because i love her and shes at home all week while i work so she deserves a break
> on saturday she brought back a man
> i could hear them in her room
> i jacked off to the sounds she was making then lay in bed crying all night

im thinking of suggesting we get married for tax benefits/ stability for our daughter

>>529345232
how?

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>>529345826
Holy goddamn fuck I really ,REALLY hope this is a troll.

>>529345826
Thats so beta its not even funny. Seriously that's just sad. I love kids though and wish I had a daughter of my own.

>>529346108
yeah i know its beta. i know im pathetic but i love my daughter and her mom. id do anything for them.

How could you let your life get so fucked up man? Is she really that important to you? It really seems like she's keeping you around as a baby sitter.;

>>529345232
someone please say this is pasta.

or troll.

the feels.... ohyourfuckinggod.

>>529345826

Wow, I just found someone more beta than me. Right on. See, any girl that I "love" is instantly going to be a no go once she has kids. If she's the kind of girl to say "sure you can help me take care of my daughter because her father is a deadbeat" of course she's going to be the kind of girl who goes after other men.

If you're sad with your life change it. Or let this "love" (protip: it isn't really love) control the shit out of your life and let it ruin you.

Also if you are a troll kudos.
If not then kudos as well because you're that pathetic that you made me think only a troll could make a story that beta.

>>529345232
how does your living situation benefit YOU?

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>>529345826
jesus christ, that's pathetic.
>she treats me like a brother
>our daughter
dump her you worthless piece of shit
> always been socially awkward
that has nothing to do with social phobia or you are sociallly awkward, you are just retarded

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>>529345826
kill yourself

>>529345232
This is the most beta thing I've ever heard. This is worse than beta, this is sub beta. This is fucking omega territory

ITT: Topkek troll

or we found the king of betas..pretty sure the latter

>>529346408
no not pasta or troll. i realize im pathetic.

>>529346510
i live with the woman i love and our daughter. i was happy. i knew she was probably sleeping with other people but to hear it was heart braking

>>529345826
dude. you are being used. end of story. that bitch doesnt give a fuck about you. an feelings she does express are purely out of fear of having no where to go/no one to turn to. your still young do throw your life away on some hussie.

>>529345826
Take the kid and run. Tell the court she's an unfit parent if you have to and start your new life. This little girl doesn't deserve to grow up in your dysfunctional 'family'.

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>>529345826

Pro tip: she's not your daughter and she never will be.

>>529346662
post pics of baby momma

>>529345826
Holy shit that is so fucking omega

>>529346662
Why you keep saying it's your daughter? It isn't, faggot

Tell the bitch to hook you up with one of her friends. It will either make her jealous or help you get some poosay.

>>529346662

Dude, accept that she isn't your daughter. She's some other man's daughter, he fucked "the girl you love" and now some other dude is "fucking the girl you love". You are being taken advantage of. LEAVE.

>>529346885
you have never heard a kid call their parents their parents when they are not biological?

everyone who said that itt is fucking retarded

>>529346662
she's made you a cuckold many times over.

start looking for a way out now. visit them or something, but you've got to get out of there.

girls like that have SERIOUS problems. i used to live next door to a similar situation. she's going to do it again.

if you're the type that can truely handle that, you need to think about the long term and how it will look when she continues this behavior.

inevitably she will pass it along to her daughter too and any other children she has with anyone else she might happen to find at the bar.

get out of there, anon. being homeless would be more rewarding and a better life than what you're doing.

stay strong and you can get out of this.

>>529345826
c'mon son/10

Go kill yourself.

At this point in the game it's the only acceptable solution

take that baby to the park and be like 'yeah bitches, single dad here' orrrr be like 'yea im watching the baby while the wife takes a nap and shops' then the women will be like 'omggg you do all that for your wife and let her have alone time? omggg lemme replace her plz?'

>>529346975
true. being a parent means care and love unconditionally.

>>529347079
this could also work. but not for the faint of heart, like OP seems to be.

>>529345826
You sound like forrest gump OP and she is your jenny

>>529347109
tell that to the nigglets that get adopted by white people

>>529345232
Jesus, Anon! I've met bronies less beta than you.

Please tell me this is bait. I'm about to lose all faith in everything that ever was

>>529346975

This has nothing to do with other people who have been called their parent by a non-biological child, it's that THIS VIRGIN DWEEB came in and is calling the kid his daughter because the ho he's with is an irresponsible twat who is leeching off him while fucking other men. He is calling the girl his daughter and he's nothing but a beta faggot who is being taken advantage of by the girl's mother.

get some money together, as soon as you have enough, move to south america. live your new life

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>>529345826
The greek alhpanet doesn't have enough letters to describe you. You are a cancer with autism. Also please be a troll.

God dammit Op. How can you fuck up this badly? You really need to get your shit together. Get out of there, and go live your life. There is no benefit for you staying there. I don't even get what you think you'll get out of this posting on b. I really hope this is a pasta.

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>>529345826
you and this guy separated at birth

The only people I could understand getting into this type of situation are pedos. Getting to be with a child and knowing her mother is going to be away fucking other guys while they get to be home alone with the daughter spending extra time cuddling and teaching.

>>529347297
>>529347362
this, gtfo of your world op

>>529346231
It's not your daughter geez fucking homo stand up for yourself she using you so she can pretend she doesn't even have a kid and fuck anyone she wants but you. You are in deep shit mane she dun you goofed.

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>>529347537
lol the op is a pedo

>>529345232
you just went full retard
she frienzoned you so hard and you don't realise it.
she's manipulating you, she will never fall in love with you, she will never fuck you, she only wants you to take care of her daughter while she's taking large amounts of cocks in the next room.

In a few years, she will fall in love with another guy, she will go with her daughter and you will stay alone, without nobody. You will kill yourself.

sorry for slow replies. im supposed to be working from home today and watching Chloe while her mums gone out

>>529346885
she is my daughter. if id adopted her no-one would argue that

>>529346914
>>529347079

i dont want anyone else

>>529347271
shes a good person. she isnt using me. i love her. its not her fault im ugly

>>529347362
i needed somewhere to vent. i knew id be called beta


i am going to ask her to marry me tonight

>>529345232
Your ranking in the Greek alphabet is not beta. Its not even zeta or omega. Your rank is cesspool. Your purpose is to establish a new low and you have succeeded admirably.

>>"Name on birth certificate"
>>Forever gonna be paying this bitch when you split

For the sake of the girl, dump that bitch NOW OP, She'll keep doing this while you're not looking, you'll get an STD if you fuck her. This bullshit will fuck up your daughter inside.

>>529347820
>i am going to ask her to marry me tonight
I don't think that is a good idea

>>529347820
Are you European?

>>529347820
you are blind, faggot. open your eyes
>>529347973
>if you fuck her
lel, that isn't going to happen

>>529345232
You will be that little girl's hero in the coming years. Be strong and make sure she goes to school and doesn't become anything like her mother. OP that little girl will be your only hope of saying you did good in life.

>>529347820
>i am going to ask her to marry me tonight

murdering her, the kid then yourself is a much more plausible scenario than her saying yes to marrying you.

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>>529347820
>popping the question
>with this cunt?
>mfw

If you start subtly grooming the daughter now,
She'll prolly worship you and think you're her hero and suck your dick when she's 14.

By then that other bitch will be lying in a ditch somewhere or sucking cock for dollars somewhere....

Just sayin'....

>>529345232
That's not possible you retard

Unless you injected your seed in her vagina or somehow you were a non-anonymous doner and you got legal right because the mom passed away.

Either way are you sure it's your daughter? How?

>>529347820
this convinced me, OP is a troll

>>529348068
until she comes of age and op fucks her

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>>529348272

Just leave and begin your new life. It's not worth to live like that. You will have your own kids one day dude, trust me.

>>529348325
yeah, calling troll too

You do realize that she doesn't love you? For God's sake, she has a child you take care of and you've never even had sex with her. Probably never seen her naked. The only reason she's "with" you is because she had unprotected sex with some guy, got knocked up, and I'm guessing the real father couldn't give two shits.

You're a last resort to her, not someone she wants to marry. It's been said, but you're being taken advantage of. She's just a girl, man.

>>529347820
At this point, I think you like the abuse. I think you want to put yourself into a shitty situation. What will marrying her change? She just fucked a man, obviously knowing you would know and it would hurt you. Fuck that cunt, and fuck you if you pop the question.

Still hope this is just a joke..

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I don't get it.

Do people really believe that shit? That's just a cuckfetish, jesus christ.

>Pic related

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>>529345826
>she brought back a man
>i could hear them in her room
>i jacked off to the sounds she was making then lay in bed crying all night

>jacked off to the sounds
>lay in bed crying all night


10/10 OP, I actually laughed out loud and I rarely do that.

>>529347820
Leave her damn it! A life alone is better than one supporting a slut wife, another guys daughter and the nigger who fucks your wife everynite

>>529347407

Call me crazy,
But I'd kinda like being friends with a prostitute.

I just find the mentality of a girl who can separate sex and feelings fascinating.

>>529345232
Kill yourself. I'm not shitposting, seriously consider suicide as the better alternative. Your life can only go down hill. There is no hope for somebody who put willingly put themself in this situation. An heroing is the only thing that will save you from yourself

>>529347820

>she's a good person
>she isn't using me
>i love her

You're in denial. Have fun hating your life after she says no. Once she does say no, consider what everyone has said in this thread - go out and live your life. You think you don't want anyone else but those feelings can change no matter if you think they can't. Live your life autonomously and learn how to deal with your own shit, you are obviously emotionally dependent/retarded.

>>529348519
I claimed to be a cuckold fetishist because I like to masturbate to the idea of my waifu fucking men, specifically John Mayer.
I want to fuck her, too, though, and I don't want to be denied sex from her. It's just, I'm never going to have sex with her, so it's much easier for me to imagine her having sex with someone she likely had sex with.
Am I a cuckoldist?

>>529347820
>I am going to ask her to marry me tonight

Nobody can be this stupid...

0/10

Nice troll attempt up until now...

>>529347820

Dude come on. You can't be serious that this is the life you want.

Stop putting yourself down. For fucks sake.
Every man deserves to get & dominate a women and fuck her as hard and as often as he wants. EVER SINGLE MAN.

I would STRONGLY suggest you, you get some self-esteem before you make life changing decisions like marriage.

Take your spare money and go to the gym. 3-5 Times a week. Work hard.

Start loving yourself cause I you don't love yourself NOBODY will.

Jesus I do actually care about you anon, don't live this life because it won't get better until you force it.

Everyone has a warrior inside you just need to find one.

GET.
THE.
FUCK.
UP.

Leave immediately, you absolute beta piece of shit.

1) Leave and extricate yourself from this circumstance. That she bred with a douchebag isn't your concern.
2) LIVE YOUR FUCKING LIFE! You are setting yourself up for misery and being financially chained to someone who doesn't give a fuck about YOU.

>>529347037
mike?

>>529346490
This

>I have a kid

NOPE NOPE NOPE

idgaf if they're male or female, not dating them if kids

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>>529348519
this looks like Mike O'Malley.

>>529348057
english

>>529348068
thankyou. but her mother isnt a bad person. i hope she does grow up to be as wonderfull as her mother
she looks just like her

>>529348325
>>529348404
>>529348519
not troll or cuckold. i realize how pathetic i am and i know i deserve the abuse

>>529348612
wont leave her. i love her. if i can get her t marry me i think she wont slee with anyone else and may agree to be with me that way

>>529348057

top kek.. "European".. no one identifies themselves as European! There's no such nationality!

>>529347079
yeah no

if I see a dude has a kid I'm running for the hills. I'm not going to take care of someone else's shit machine AND deal with baby momma problems.

>>529345232
WHAT. THE. FUCK... MAN.

>>529348917
why are you here?
you dont want to listen to anyone. just do your own thing OP and get fucked by life for ever

>>529345826
>i stay in and look after our daughter while she goes out because i love her and shes at home all week while i work so she deserves a break

Nigger this trascend the beta state, this is Omega

>>529348917
i'd kill you myself...

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Enjoy OP. You are now forever immortalized as a beta faggot.

>>529348914
Holy fuck. Attention b!

dude see a doctor

you need to change your life man. you are living in a surreal fantasy world where everything is ok, but it isnt.

>>529348787 bump for rightness
>>529347820 don't worry about pain or failure.
also kids are cool like baby tigers are cool

>notnotcoolforlong

>>529348917
>wont leave her. i love her.
Ok sure but you do realise that she's using you right? It's not your kid, you're not in a relationship, judging from what she said she has no interest in you and doesn't even respect you enough to not have sex with another man in your home.

>>529349079
im here to vent because im upset and if im honest i guess because i knew id get the abuse i deserve

i needed somewhere to talk about it. no-one knows my situation apart from me and her

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>>529348998
Just wanted to know who the fuck says mum. Shouldn't of asked though. Only a europoor could be this beta. Suck it bitch.

Take this from someone who knows: Leave the bitch and never look back, because believe me when I say that I've been down both roads, and the one where I up and leave was the BETTER one.

>>529345826
fakest of fakes, pastiest of pastats

>>529345232
..Adopted daughter?

/B/ IN A NUTSHELL
THREADS OVER
GO HOME

>>529348917
>wont leave her. i love her. if i can get her t marry me i think she wont slee with anyone else and may agree to be with me that way

I think you just want to be in the company of somebody as fucked up as you. So if that's the case keep on truckin'. And no, she will never stop seeing other men. Remember, she is every bit as fucked up as you. She's just chose a different way to externalize it externalized

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>>529349143
ears are wrong.

>>529345232
>>529345826
She is milking you for money, you are just a cow to her.
It's insane how manipulated you are, you don't even get sex in trade for all those hours you put in, absolutely nothing.

This must be a troll, no one can be this pathetic? You love her, and she will never love you. She wouldn't done shit for you. if she gets a job and moves out she will forget about you right away.

>>529345826
Fuck the daughter moron.

>>529349143
>b!

>>529348917
DUDE NO. Her mother is a bitch and will ruin your girl's life. You should only act in the best interests of your daughter because one day she WILL find out and she WILL look for you for answers.
Don't care about the mother, at all.
OP you are that girl's only hope of having real dad.

Tell her it's time she starts to paying for the rent and if she doesn't have money, she can pay in nature.

Stop being so beta. She is just using you. You aren't going to get response for your love. It's perfect time to use the words "It's my way or the highway"

>>529349240
i'll listen and won't judge.
keep posting, and disregard all the negative comments. it's your life and your choice, you do what you feel is the best. think it through logically and rationally before you make any decision. i want to give you a hug, but this is the internet, so the best i can do is offer some words to keep you encouraged.

do you love her? do your best to make her happy.
do you love your daughter? do the same.
but remember, you have to take good care of yourself first before you can take care of others. do you love yourself? if not, learn to do it. slow but gradually will do.

that's all i have for now. i gotta go out for 20 minutes or so, and will come back to listen to more of your story.

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>>529348917

Well well well, if this is all true then why don't you signed your self up for Jeremy Kyle because you are exactly the type to be on his show, along with your "partner" and her boyfriends. This is all assuming you haven't been on the show... Because it really fucking sounds like you may have with this story.
Pic related

>>529345232

>not fucking your daughter

Dude unless you eventually want to molest her daughter, just get out of that boat, there's so many wrong things there i don't even know were to start..

>>529348917
OP, You aren't pathetic. No one on this site would ever agree to support a little girl they didn't have any relations to. But
LEAVE HER OP. And make sure that the little girl will have a good life. It's not her fault her mom's a slutty bitch.

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>>529345826

stop.

i don't believe you but i still get mad as fuck from reading this

Post pics of the happy family... so we knoew this is not troll... if you don't! suck a dick troll!!

OP, you need to :
[X] - get /fit/
[X] - fuck hookers
[X] - give this cunt you're seeing as little attention as possible
[ ] - hope shit will turn out alright

dude she's using you. get rid of her or rape her until she's submissive and humble.

>>529345826
I know this just has to be fake but I'm so pissed now! FUCKINRAPEABITCH!

>23
>not kissless
thanks op i feel better now mate that fucking sucks tho

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>>529345826
Holy sweet Mother of God.

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>>529346795
OP SO MUCH THIS!
And think about it a moment: She is a worthless slut and don't see how much luck she have to get such a omegacuck babysitter and can do what she want. because you are an idiot, faggot, shitstain whatever ohmygod so much rage

>>529345826
you should take this to reddit... theyd love you there

>>529345826
This makes me fucking mad.

You're a disgusting human being.

FUCK YOU.. What the fuck is cksjnnjq omg ruined my day

Confound this omega bullshit. It drives me to drink. Where's that tequila?

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Grow a fucking pair and leave that bitch. You are fucking being used and you are a goddamn pussy if you keep letting her do this shit to you. She is LAUGHING BEHIND YOUR FUCKING BACK.

Femanon here, can confirm.

>>529346608
Its the ladder not the latter dumbass

>>529350856
So you're admitting you're a whore as well?

>>529350884
wut?

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>>529350884
you mean this ladder?

>>529345232
bullshit. if your a virgin your not the dad. wise up and get a dna test

only 4 more years until you're a wizard

>>529350982
U are retarded

>>529345232
>people falling for the 0/10 bait

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You're grooming the daughter right? That's going to be some great action soon enough plus the ultimate revenge.

Nice work OP, I are impress.

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>>529350856
>Femanon here, can confirm.

Go on....

op here. sorry i been out for a while.
i have decided to listen to various anons advices. im not going to ask her to marry me. i think it might scare her away.
i have a new plan
basically both our families think we're a couple. im going to start pointing out that chloe is getting to the age where she may mention mummy and daddy dont share a bedroom. i think f i keep bringing this up then i may suggest i sleep in her bedroom. ill suggest the floor and sleeping bag at first and see where we go from there.
just being able to hear her breathing and watch her every night will be amazing. then she wont bring anyone back either.
if im carefull about this it will work

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>>529352538
I HATE YOU

>>529352538
aaand you just progressed from omega to stalker

>>529352538
that should work.

>>529349194

so true, no respect from her and definitely using you

OP, fucking wake up - no-one in this thread agrees with you, does that mean anything?

>>529352538

You can bring a horse to water but you can't make it drink. We all keep telling you to leave her but you just won't listen...

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>>529352538
STOP THIS SHIT!!!

>>529352716
yes it means youve never been in love

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>>529345232
Being THIS beta cannot be real.
No.
No.


No.

>>529352538
thanks for the laughs
if that is you oh pee.

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>>529352538
kill yourself

>>529352538
why do i get the feeling theres going to be a double murder and suicide on the news soon

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>>529352538
Stop ALL of it!

Capcha: expedition cyanide

>>529352538
Bottom Line
She doesn't love you and she never will

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>>529352538
>>529352538

Why bother with the sleeping bag? You got no chance of fucking her. Fuck, if I were her boyfriend I'd have zero problem with you sleeping in her bed because I know you'd have zero chance.

>also, well played OP. Mega troll

>>529353231

That is, just go straight for the bed.

>>529353231
Who are you quoting, nigger?

>>529352538
i picturing op axing his way through her bedroom door shining style

>"LOOOVVVVEEEE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

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>>529345232
Couldn't be fucked reading this whole thread so my question is : Yo OP have you told her how you feel?

>>529352793
Quite the opposite, my good dipshit. It means we've been down the same road and after everything went fubar we woke up and learned our lesson. Ive never seen anybody go this far down the road before. Some people just have to learn the hard(est) way (imaginable) I suppose