>moot has 5 genitals, none of them work
>moot does not walk or drive, instead he gets around on a little girl's bicycle
>moot is secretly Tilda Swinton
>moot cannot grow facial hair, this is most likely due to faggotry
>moot is frequently seen with his pals the FBI
>moot'a favorite superhero is Wonder Woman
moot lives in an abandoned sewer tunnel filled with anime memorabilia and pink halogen lights
moot is a jew because he's trying to save shekels on reducing bandwith by removing ID's
Moot wears Tom Cruise mom shoes
> moot is allergic to beaf jerky
>>528259821
>moot is secretly the Jews' top agent
Moot once paid a guy to jerk off his dog while he filmed it
moot never leaves home without a buttplug or similar rubber appliance inserted in his rectum.
Moot has a hot mom
>>528258632
moot was actually born without hands
Moot & Snowden are both Patsies/Face Guys for larger Governmental operations that infiltrate & sway opinions within specific demographics across the planet.
Moot is also a member of the ADL in NYC. He donates heavily to Jewish organizations including:
WJCS- White Plains, New York
ADL International- Manhattan, New York
Taglit Birthright- Manhattan, New York, Jerusalem, Israel.
Moot started this thread as well.
>>528260138
Moot once had sex with a cat. It was a stray tabby if I'm not mistaken
>>528260024
You might think this guy is an illiterate potato.
Well, you're right, but he didn't misspell anything. Moot can eat beef jerky, but beaf jerky is beyond him.
Will only allow TV doctors to examine him (once had boy-crush for George Clooney). Wha??? He has the money!!
Moot lacks the ability to publicly ban people, mainly due to the lack of testicles he was told would grow in during his mid teens
>>528260528
moots penis is actually a piece of beef jerky
Moot spends his free time writing slash fiction about himself and W.T. Snacks
Moot is a really cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.
95% of the OC on /b/, /a/, and /pol/ was made by moot.
...but not /jp/. He prefers to taunt those fuckers from a distance.
The last time moot had sex was in 2004, his dog ran away the same night
>>528260456
>Moot started this thread as well.
Moot once had sex solely for the purpose of procreation. He and W. T. Snacks have a beautiful bouncing baby faggot.
>>528261000
Trips speak the truth, Moot is a self-posting attention whore.
Whenever moot goes out in public he gets a line added to a tattoo of Andy Samberg, that rests ever so gently above his anus
>>528261000
Fact: Moot no longer browses /b/ because of how terrible /b/ became.
>moot started 4chan as an excuse to filter CP from a bunch of faggots to keep for himself while still looking like the good guy to the police
>moot's favorite board is /fit/
>Moot ones banned someone for calling him a newfag.
>>528261000
>mfw this is probably true.
In high school, moot always sported wood in the showers after P.E. He was know as "Boner Man" and regularly beaten for it.
>>528261484
>moot suffers from short term memory loss and completely forgets what 4chan is like every time h goes on, so therefore is technically a newfag
>>528261238
Fiat.
>>528260512
>> Not exactly true. If it's the same story that's been going around for the last 7-8 years that I think you are referring to it's more along the lines of bad acid, Moot coming down, found in alley, claims to be search for some cheap pussy to slay with 'magical manhood', Reuters published what they THINK he meant. Moot has spent much BitCoin to make this go away.
>>528260726
Nor /lit/, as Moot don't read good.
>>528260626
moots willy wacker is beefy
>Moot can claim any baby born from immaculate conception.
The plot thickens!
Moot also stars in films in his spare time, under the alias "Sigourney Weaver".
> moot doesn't sleep, instead he dies every night and resurrect every morning
Moot likes to spend his time moderating /r/atheism under the name 'meeper'
>>528263181
Everybody knows that. But thanks for adding.
Moot has tasted cooked poop, grilled poop, deep-fried poop and even poop poached in red wine, but never raw poop. He is quoted as saying he finds the smell of raw poop "offputting"
>When Moot posts on /b/ 5 million starving children receive food