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ITT- what are the sluttiest or sexiest things your gf / ex did while you were together? Please provide pic or describe her appearance.
Mine used to talk or text me about eating out her older sisters pussy, was so hot
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The sluttiest thing she's ever done was throw up all over her sister, was so hot.
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Mine used to fuck her sister. God damn, that was sexy.
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>>713589756
She'd paint her nipples with chocolate for me to lick off. She said it drove her wild
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Give me your best names
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fat nigger with a gun
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2 Tunz
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>>713595789
The wartist.
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ITT we talk about our jobs, the good the bad and the ridiculous and what you've ALWAYS wanted to tell your customers.
Also, tell some secrets
>be me
>working for McFucks
>fat cheese burger man cometh thru my winder
>"OK sir you order [insert meal here]"
>"you have a computer in front of you. You should know what I ordered."
>McfatCheese and ham (wife) get mad cause I want to confirm order
>Doesn't realize it's a 2 laner that goes into 1
>Doesn't realize we get orders mixed up and it happens
>"I'm sorry sir, we just like to make sure your order is correct"
>"Jus stop talkin, yer diggin yersef a deepr hole"
>close the winder
>goto my McManager
>"Fuck it, I'm not dealing with him"
>Manager has question marks over her head
>points to winder
>She fixes the order
>They drive off with their fat of food
Let me explain something, I don't hate McDs as a whole. I love their food for the most part (Fuck you I love the McRibb and their coffee), and I didn't mind working with them, but when you go so far as to be a complete asshole to someone in food, you might as well just ask us to spit or under cook your meal. We will do it too. We will fuck your shit up. Don't tempt us. Oh, and just cause 1 incident happened, don't be a douche and goto yelp, facebook, twitter or google and post a review on us (location) cause you had 1 bad fucking exp. shit happens. If it happens more than 3 times in a row, OK fine do it.
Do this /b/ goto google, type in your location of said place you work and look at the reviews and tell me your x/5 you got. My McDs got a 2/5. That's pathetic.
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selfish bump. I normally get some cool people here. Come on guys!
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I never worked in fast food as a rule. But i did have to work retail, it sucked so i asked my manager to put me on late night truck restock crew. No more annoying customers and i got to listen to my own music as i worked, awesome.
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>>713590605
I sometimes get to work at my bowling alley as a prep cook and I love it. I get to listen to my music and stock up foods and leave at 5.
It's not so bad when you work in a kitchen making food and not interacting with anyone in general. same with music if I'm alone
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>>713583206
203 reporting in hoping for to see some local sloots
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It boggles my mind that there's never any Fairfield posted on any of these damn threads
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Hey /b/, im going to lose my virginity in a couple of days with my girlfriend, its also her first time. Any tips? Also first time thread.
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Take it easy. Lots of foreplay. Masturbate a few times before hand so you don't cum too fast
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>>713594020
First tip, leave this thread. You don't want to be thinking about the nasty shit we're going to say or the bad advice we're going to give while you are trying to enjoy your first sexual experience.
Also, wear a condom.
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Fuck her in the pussy.
I'm sick /b/, tell me a story to make me feel better. 1 word each
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>>713594031
there
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OP
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Jake
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Drawthread:
The true face of eeeevvviiiillll edition
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>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
https://krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
http://firealpaca.com/en (Firealpaca, Freeware)
RESOURCES:
http://drawabox.com/ (Learn to Draw)
http://alexhays.com/loomis/ (Loomis)
If you don't know where to start, start with 'Fun With A Pencil'. Loomis is a meme for a reason.
FIGURES and REFERENCES:
http://www.quickposes.com/pages/random
http://www.artmodeltips.com/poses/
http://www.eggazyoutatsu.net/eng/atarichanDrawer.html
http://www.posemaniacs.com/
http://artprompts.org/ (Art Prompts)
TABLET:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stylus/wiki/index (List of Tablets)
Intuos Draw/Art (formerly Bamboo) is fairly cheap and solid ($64/$79 USD Amazon)
Ask a Drawfriend
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Are boobs supposed to itch?
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>>713591742
My boobs itch sometimes
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if op gets dubs thread is kill
>dubs thread
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>>713590926
rolling
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Roll
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>>713590926
check em
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Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Rei
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カラミチーマス
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Gei
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Why don't we increase the tax rate to 100%? It'd literally eliminate all poverty
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I wanna bang laci so bad
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This is correct
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>>713589651
You are a fucking idiot. Firstly, and not only, because it would require a centralized political authority to redistribute capital, presumably perfectly equally, which is something that Marx didn't even theorize. A central government is, due to the IRON LAW OF Oligarchy, incapable of egalitarian action.
S/fur bread ride with floofy titties and tails continues again. Because muh floofs!
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I just got a 500 dollar bonus from work. Dubs decide what I buy. I'm outside a mall. Will deliver.
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Buttplug with a tail
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gift steam games with all of it to anons
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>>713592290
>Guys, go to kahoot and use code 726954
Save your money.
Why do Asians like black guys so much?
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bait is bait, but i'll answer truthfully. i live in japan, and just a few bitches, and usually the ugliest ones at roppongi are into niggers. they're not even into whites anymore. gaijins in general have gained a very bad reputation recently here in tokyo
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>>713580453
>. gaijins in general have gained a very bad reputation recently here in tokyo
how so
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>>713581813
What caused this bad reputation? A specific incident or too much exposure to white weaboos?
Fb/ig fap thread
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how do i get a gf with my acne problem?
i have never had a girlfriend or kissed or even held hands with one.
all my friends have girlfriends and they make out with them in front of me and go places, and all I do is sit here at home playing No Man's Sky all day long and posting on here.
how do i girlfriend like this?
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Delet this
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>>713588369
Don't play no mans sky, Also hookers.
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>>713588369
>how do i get a gf with my acne problem?
You don't. Unless she literally lives in a garbage dump, any girl will vomit at the thoughts of touching you.
First you get rid of that acne (stop rubbing pizza across your face every day and wash occasionally), THEN you get a girlfriend.