gimme the doggos
Superpowers thread the last one was fucking great.
Come up with a superpower snd others come up with a drawback that makes the power almost useless.
I will start.
The ability to gender swap at will (and still remain human. Last time someone used the whole switch to a random animal drawback)
>>713698979
Every time you switch genders you also gain spontaneous autism + downs syndrome for two hours.
>>713698979
Fun fact, these statues sold for something ridiculous like 30 million bucks.
>>713699100
Good one.
The ability to fold space and be able to travel anywhere in the universe at will.
Get thread
trips name my elven country in DnD
>>713695952
elfland
elfheim
The allmighty land of /b/
YLYL - You laugh, you lose.
Banana-less December Edition
Let's get this show on the road.
>>713693972
Fuck you OP.
my penis is 15,5 cm long is this long enough?
>>713695679
Doesn't matter if you don't have sex fag
>>713695679
Depends on what you're gonna do with it. Fucking? Yes. Fishing? Probably not.
How ugly am I really?
>>713696365
Tranny faggot/10.
Consider sitting in an idling car with hose attached to exhaust through passenger window.
>>713696365
I'd get all up into my weird fetishes with you
You look great.
Medfags needed.
So I'm sick af and had to miss turning in a final project yesterday, but because Obamacare is shit, i couldn't afford to go to the doctor (I have pretty bad stomach problems related to my anxiety). Trying to see if any medfags would be able to write/give me a real template for a note I can bring in tomorrow. something along the lines of "Dear Professor(s), my patient _____(so I can just print out and sign) was unable to make it to class on 11/29 and 11/30. He is now okay to return on 12/1.
Thanks,
(insert medfag signature)"
I can fuck with the template from there, but any help is appreciated. I'll also be dumping this set slowly until otherwise. If I get a good one, I'll dump the whole set ASAP
>>713687363
sounds like you just didn't do your project OP
>>713687516
nah, finished it while having a panic attack the night before. The anxiety left me with an awful case of the runs the next morning so I couldn't drive to class. Here's some more booty
>>713687363
Good luck to you OP.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713667733
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Akame claimed
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
slice me not not yuno
end my life not not yuno
cause me pain not not yuno
ass is better than boobs post sum big ass
>make me hard /b/
amateur big tits
can we have a pink nipples thread?
thoughts?
Deutschfaden am Morgen
Ihr liebt es, ihr hasst es.
Fragen
1. Warum wieder am prokrastinieren?
2. Wann das letzte mal trainiert?
3. Glück im Leben?
4. Filmtip (optional)
>>713688093
>1. Warum wieder am prokrastinieren?
ist kurz vor weihnachten, im büro ist nicht mehr viel los.
>2. Wann das letzte mal trainiert?
letzte woche
>3. Glück im Leben?
frau, kind, haus. nun muss das ganze nur noch halten
>4. Filmtip (optional)
arrival - gestern im kino gesehen. mal wieder etwas erfrischendes zwischen all dem einheitsbrei
Falls der 144hz Anon heute kommt:
https://www.amazon.de/b/ref=as_li_ss_tl?rh=i:computers,n:11600769031,n:11600769031&ie=UTF8&smid=A3JWKAKR8XB7XF&node=11600769031&linkCode=ll2&tag=qwertz07-21&linkId=76f05e350f29b2bb36ca2d2034510abb
Hast glück! Zuschlagen
>>713688093
und DEUS VULT!
>>713688093
>1. Warum wieder am prokrastinieren?
geh bald ins Training, dann Tagdienst
>2. Wann das letzte mal trainiert?
gestern
>3. Glück im Leben?
in den wirklich wichtigen DIngen schon, ansonsten eher nicht
>4. Filmtip (optional)
Steiner 1
Well, about 6 months ago I told you faggots and Faggorrettes I was in line to inherit 500 billion dollars from my Uncle who made me lick his balls when I was kid.
After a good lengthy amount of legal, signing papers and waiting for shit. It's official. I am the richest Mother Fucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from the last time, but I may make someone's day right now.
First person to roll Quints gets $50,000,000 just leave your Paypal
cool story bro
cool and also nice
Is your uncle Donald Trump?