C-Celeb Thread f-for the w-weak and h-helpless bros... P-Please d-don't hurt m-me... yes...
Anybody Down For Some Hunger Games?
FIRST 36 GO IN
-Spanks
Kirara
Happy Cate
Edward
Pics you are not supposed to share.
got tons of my gf. interest?
>>716699552
yes
ITT: Grant but ruin an anon's wish
I wish to no longer be a virgin
Granted, you're no longer anal virgin.
>>716698506
Jamal enriches your white boi anal hole with thick and long ape dick
I wanna be a cute trap
>>Be me 23.
>>Kissless virgin, never had girlfriend.
>>Have anime collection worth $12k or more.
>>Live at home with parents and brothers.
>>No car, no license.
>>Shit job, no money.
>>My dad owns historical and fantasy miniatures appraised last year at being worth $ 2.3mil painted at connoisseur level ( one level under museum quality).
>>Me and my brothers will have full ownership of them when he turns 70.
>> Wear glasses, very bad eye sight.
>> Kinda fat, very muscular arms and legs.
>> Can jog 6 miles.
>> Jerk off every night until I shoot blanks.
>> My dick looks small almost always unless my balls hang down, or if I get a boner.
>> 4ish inches ( I know considered small... ) :(
>> Looking for help towards a better life.
How do I get a cute girlfriend lime pic related or at least a skinny petite girl to lime me so I can move out and move in with her someplace.
Any anons help with advice? It's almost 4am so I might not type anything maybe just read the replies and post some pictures.
>>716696750
If you look like a fucking ogre i doubt you will get some cute girl
Some reason auto correct Made like become lime lol.
>>716696936
/thread
Trips decides what i get laser etched into my new Adidas'
It has a filter so be creative, so no nigger or hitler.
10 character limit.
>>716696877
"sharpie in the pooper"
oy gevalt
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I need some help, I ate this firecracker (weed edible) and my trip was absolutely horrible. Ever since I ate it like a week ago, I've had this weird vertigo like sensation. My focus is off and my perception of reality is somewhat faded. Has this happened to anyone before and will it go away?
I should also add that this was my first edible, although I've smoked a good amount of weed in the past year.
>>716694997
What's this whore's name?
>>716694997
Nah, sounds fucked bro. Been sober since?
Has anyone ever just left their previous life behind. Just got up and left to rebuild your life some where else?
How did you find work? How was the experience of just leaving everything and starting fresh?
bump for interest
my brother is degenerate and leeches off my mom. I might sleep in city subway station to get away from him. I rather be alone to my own thoughts. allergic to degeneracy
>>716695990
Boomp
ITT: First one to get banned WIN!!!!
I second the vote of no
this girl looks like tracer in real life...>>716695855
Would you eat her ass?
Yes. More?
Eat this
Yummy
Reminder yuri shall conquer the earth.
>>716694600
if nips deliver a kissu during flip flappers' ending then it will
well, that's the good kind of gay
Cancer of /b/ thread
>>716697209
but it's not loli or trap
>>716697230
It's close enough
>>716697230
Bait
55 please
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Anyone else just having the best fucking time ever watching mentally ill liberal FB friends implode for the last 1.5 months?
>>716691819
You Americans are so divided.
>>716691819
'Majority' and lost the popular vote.
>>716691819
>silent majority
>loses popular vote by nearly 3 mil. people
gg
Feels thread?
Just got a reply to my text from a girl asking her for a statement on how to proceed with her
Haven't looked at it yet. Might've seen a small "hi"
>>716692937
>meet cute girl
>study together in library
>invites me over cus "lonely"
>kiss, almost strip naked
>she stops and says: "before i break any hearts, i'm not looking for a relation or anything
>I died
>>716693225
Well at least she made herself clear before you would've get hurt even more anon
>>716693302
>we still fucked
>feel like shit
>we talked and she wants to be good friends
>holiday and she barely texts me
>cantstopthinkingaboutit
>shouldvlistened