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If dubs get you wake up as a young girl tomorrow
Trips you wake up as a trap
Quads and that dumb fucking gorilla comes back to life
Quints and the world transforms into the Aryan master race

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Loli thread

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fuck marry kill thread

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Draw your sexual fantasy.

The drawing below yours happens to you, but only if it's a sexual drawing

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spaghetti story

>>Be me in second semester college
>>beta orbiter female friend since middle school also there
>>she 4 out of 10 but 7 personality
>>break up with gf and family member die in same month
>>she makes her move out of the friend zone
>>after comforting for a week asks for date
>>low point
>>ok sure why not
>>goes okay
>>do basic shit movies and lunches
>>not feeling it romantically
>>flash forward a week
>>sitting on her parents driveway
>>Anon, are we dating now or?
>>Tell her Not feeling it
>>She talks for an hour saying I need to stop seeing her as a friend
>>doesn't work out
>>she cries
>>awkwardly drive home
>>play spaghetti.webM
>>Begin feeling guilty about whole thing
>>Maybe I should give her a chance
>>looks can't be everything, right?
>>call her cellphone
>>it's turned off
>>Leave message
>>Hey, Femanon. I was thinking about what you said. Maybe I'm being too close minded on this. Let's give us a shot. Let me know, see you tomorrow.
>>INSTANT REGRET
>>Stare at phone in hand for 5 minutes
>>slowly began typing in her number
>>goes straight to voicemail
>>Hey Femanon...about that last message. I've been thinking about it and I think maybe we'd be better off staying as friends. Okay, sorry, see you tomorrow...
>>She doesn't show up to class for a full week.

Neither of us ever brought up that week again or acknowledged it's existence. Still buddies today.

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smoking weed right, and just took by accident 3000mg aspirin + 60mg codein

what should i expect ?

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ZOMG It's friday

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http://www.13newsnow.com/life/a-real-life-hero-walking-norfolks-streets/409479561

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TRUMP KICKS CNN OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE

IDS HABBENING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8yzoj4xBqY

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hi /b/

I met a girl and we've been talking for a couple of weeks now.

How do I stop myself from starting to like her?

That pretty much always ends badly. I'm content just talking to her and I know I'll just fuck everything up if I start liking her so how do I prevent that from happening?

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This mother fucker has spent $10 millions in vacations in just one month. How the fuck do poor people still defend him?

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ama - guy in my sisters room alone

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random pics you saved

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Celeb thread, gentleman.