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Holy shit this literally just fucking happened
>be me
>physics major
>studying for exam
>gotta take a shit
>go in bathroom
>one stall available
>fuck.jpg there's no lock
>fuck it I have to take a shit
>bro in stall next to me knows exactly what's up
>start to worry that someone might walk in and open the door while i'm shitting
>start shitting uncontrollably bc nervous
>people walk in out of bathroom
>holy fuck please no one walk in
>finally everyone left
>phew
>door opens 3 men walk in
>fuck one of those dudes is going to open my stall(There were 2 stalls and one urinal for some background)
>waiting for it to finally fucking happen
>hear a noise above me
>look up and I see a maintenance worker on a ladder
>we make eye contact
>start shitting uncontrollably
>dude is watching me shit my fucking brains out
>finish up and wipe ass
>casually stroll out of the stall
>"How's it goin gentlemen"
>go to wash hands
>they turned off the fucking water
>leave restroom without washing hands
>qt.413 in maintenance outfit chilling outside bathroom
>sexual eye contact ensues
>No idea if she listened to everything that just fucking happened

pic related

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You're transported to the Bloodborne world. You can bring any gun with you and it has infinite ammo. (Basically magazine is bottomless and doesn't need reloading.)

Be smart though, you may have infinite ammo but the gun you choose could mean life or death and no respawning.

I will monitor the replies, good luck and have fun.

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hi /b/ i'm a straight 25 yo, but have for a while now had fantasies about bottoming for someone. thing is i'm overweight and i'm already working on it but progress is slow. i'm also really into chastity i know that ideally i should lose weight and will continue to do so, but i'd liek to know how my chances are right now. are there people into fatter guys ? i'm also really curious if the bottom being in chastity is a turn on for tops or not. pic related, mine. (repost from last night. wanted to try during more EU friendly time

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tfw no trap threads :(

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Another celeb thread, get the fuck in here and fap to some fit celebs like this one

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YLYL only shit you've lost to

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No kik Thread?

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Post more naughty loli's for me to draw.

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I want to roofy my family in law. Wife's sister has a glorious fat ass, and her mom is a fucking prize milf. I know I couldn't cum inside because there's no way to get it out, but hot damn I'd love to screw both of them. I would probably do this by buying enough doses for the whole family, putting them all in a gallon of juice that I've made sure fills up enough glasses for only them, and I'll pour them drinks for dinner one night or something. Will make sure dad isn't working the next day.

For her mom I'm just hoping it would knock her out. But with her sister, to make it a bit more fun, she's a pothead and apparently gets pretty frisky when drunk.

So, I slip her the roofy at dinner, everyone eats and gets tired then goes to sleep shortly after, I keep her up with me and we smoke and drink in peace (but I'll give her a mixed drink while I don't have any alcohol of course). If she doesn't give in, I'll rely on roofy memory loss, and I'll go for her when she's asleep. After a couple hours of recharging, I'll do her mom next and hope the roofy is enough for her.

Thoughts, comments? What could go wrong?

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ITT: naked women doing sports

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All aboard the Log Of Shit Sliding Down You Fucking Throat express!

singles: no log for you, try again
dubs: you get a hot, steaming log fresh from Andy's asshole right in your fucking throat
trips: Andy had clams and a whole lot of beer last night. Open wide

>sliding

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A van ran over muslims in front of a mosque and the media called the driver mentally ill!!

This terrorist said -acc. to a witness- :"I want to kill all Muslims"

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Deutscher Fotzen Faden™ (das Original)

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Fuck, Marry, Kill Thread

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Are you genius ??