http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.php?id=99897
>Premiering on Wednesday 7/13 on the WWE Network at 9 PM will be the WWE Global Cruiserweight Series, planned as a ten week series that will follow 32 Cruiserweight competitors striving to prove they are the best Cruiserweight in the world. The tournament will be populated by 32 competitors from all over the world seeking not just the chance to perform and win but to do what every pro wrestler dreams of doing - getting themselves over in the eyes of WWE as well as making a name for themselves in front of the biggest audience possible.
>Unlike previous Cruiserweight divisions and generations, the plan is provide a platform for professional wrestlers who are 205 lbs. or less, which means WWE, in a major step against tradition, is placing a massive premium on smaller competitors who are more likely to use their finesse as in-ring performers, their artistry in the ring, their versatility to create and their courage to fly.
>>986097
>flippy fest
Yuck, no thanks
>>986113
>he'd prefer to watch the main event of WM 6 forever
>>986097
Time for Neville to shine
>>986115
>he prefer to watch a bunch of manlets botch because they wear stupid masks and can't see shit.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YiNqPwyHsAM
>>986127
Wrestling isn't real.
Which has more botches
Flipy shit matchs
Or
Diva matches
why is this board so anti smark and pro mark?
>>986143
Because smarks tend to go overboard on their bullshit and ruin events because they want to feel cool.
>>986127
>>986132
> they fell for the memes
Do you unironically like Diesel and Ultimate Warrior matches too?
Cruiserweight doesnt automatically mean flippyshit you faggots
>>986143
Because classic 4chan contrarianism plus midget outlaw wrestling is for nerds
>>986143
I'd say it's like 70% contrarians who talk shit about smarts while pretending they're not smarks themselves. The other 30% are legitimate gullible marks, mostly teenagers and some adults with learning disabilities, neither of which have ever watched anything outside of WWE.
This is probably gonna be better than Wrestlemania. Calling it now.
>>986148
These cruiserweights can cruiser wait, brother.
>>986143
Because 4chan likes to be edgy
And the latest way to be edgy is to be anti-edgy
>>986097
That literally looks like foreplay. I can't believe faggots are actually hyped for this.
>>986319
>he thinks other cruiserweights are better
>>986192
Hi becky
So this will be open to wrestlers from other promotions? That's actually fucking cool
>>986386
18+
>>986127
> implying that casuals, especially kids, aren't wowed by the most entry-level of flips
>>988508
>No draw
>Bad wrestler
>Decent at best promos
>Awful booker
>Injuries
Why do people like Big Sexy again?
>>988542
>CM Emo fan detected
Take a shower
Hit the weights
Get a clue
>>988542
ironical shitposting
>>988542
>Failing to understand that wrasslin' is a business, not a sport
I wonder what will the winner get. Most likely a contract or money. And who knows... The return of the WWE Cruiserweight Championship.
>>986097
>yfw all this is a plan to make neville and kalisto look strong.
vince still has some good ideas.
>>988628
>The return of the WWE Cruiserweight Championship.
oh great another lower championship and one that will limit guys to just that title.
>>986458
They are, retard.
Seriously do you literally just watch WWE?
It's just going to be a bunch of nxt fucks doing flips n shit
>>988786
That's like saying the main roster is just the main event of WM 6
>>988542
They were kids in the 90s so have an unquestionable allegiance to him through nostalgia.
>>986097
So they realized BY NOW Lucha Underground is kicking their asses.
>>989518
>Implying some hokey, two-bit indy even registers on their radar as a worry
Braun Strowman wins
Little Green Cena is gonna do it again
>>986097
>>Premiering on Wednesday 7/13 on the WWE Network at 9 PM
That's pretty far away..
>>989740
yeah wondering why they did this so freaking early
they gonna fuck everything up. nattie will probably end up eventually winning it as a gift for fucking up her career (becky's future)
>>989801
*once they bring back the title etc.
>>988633
Yeah, because the company that wants its big Summer program to be Reigns versus Strowman was so cruiser-friendly before this!
>>989526
WWE tried a talent raid on LU after Ultima Lucha
Will this keep all the vanilla midgets away from the WWE title? everything went to shit once they started letting these little guys have the belt
>>990203
Ironic considering the worst-drawing WWF World Champion of ALL-time was the hoss who coined that phrase.
>>990234
bryan coined that phrase? that doesnt sound right.
>>990239
Neither does Bryan being the lowest-drawing WWF World Champion of all time.
>>990234
Shawn Michaels wasnt a hoss
>>990403
> the state of Nash shitposters
>>986097
This sounds like a load of crap. Why not just bring back the cruiserweight belt instead? I'd rather see that than a bunch of nobodies I've never heard of and have no investment in, no matter how impressive their stunts.
>>989488
Is this your way of admitting you're underage?
So long as the best wrestler in the world gets on I'm happy
>WWE Global Jobber Series
That's the way cruiserweight division works on WWE
>>991506
That's not mark haskins
>>991506
that's not ricochet
>>991455
>people who were born in the 90s arent 18 now
Nice maths moron.
>>991506
>marty "seth rollins shrunk in the wash " scurll
>best wrestler in the world
>>986097
Thats kind of awesome
>>991419
> I won't care about somebody unless I've already been told I'm supposed to
Typical WWE shitter.
>>991506
That's not Teddy Hart.
>>993932
The only thing he's the best at is burning bridges
>>993938
doing 50 foot moonsaults and training cats.
>>993938
Yeah, he's damn good at burning bridges. He's a (probably) mentally ill dumbass who's self-sabotaged every opportunity he's been given.
He's also an incredibly gifted in ring performer.
But he never could get his shit together, and now the highest level of success he'll ever reach is working in Mexico.
>>993983
He's not even that big in Mexico
Literally the Jannetty to Jack "THE DRAGON SLAYER" Evans
>>986115
i could watch this all day.