/wwe General #1870 - Early Bo Gets the Borm Edition

>>971736
He's such a BOnehead.

>>971750
Oh you.

>>971736
What the fuck? The last thread only just passed 100 posts...

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>>971736
How can you fix thel Rio /asp/?

>>971773
Make him go back to LU.

>>971773
Disband the League of Jobbers
Bring back the scarf
Cars entrance again

>>971773
Tell him he's gotta go back

>>971773
Give him the Mexican Trump gimmick, super xenophobic Hispanic that wants to kill every non American on the WWE

>>971787
Back where doc?

BO GAME!

BRIE MODE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPkANjVUQhw

Sasha Banks is a slag desu.

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You only get to whiff 1 Diva's bum after a match, who do you choose?

>>972021

Sasha

What's the best Daniel Bryan match ever

>>972027
WrestleMania 30

Real thread
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NEXT

>>972026

>>>/mlp/

>>972027

vs. Cena at Summerslam 2013

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No memes.

Post your genuine opinion on The Big Guy, Ryback.

>>972036

He's kinda annoying.

>>972036
Based af

Made Crybabby Punk look like a complete bitch on Twitter

Reposting in this thread JUST to make sure the retard who can't into math sees it and realizes what a disappointment he is to everyone he's ever loved.

>>972016

No it isn't, cretin. If 9 people have a 1 inch penis, and one person has a 10 inch penis, the average penis length of those 10 people is 1.9 inches. That does not mean half of them have a penis that is longer than that, because only one does.

Now, IF we're dealing with a "normal distribution" (bell curve), then you would be correct to say 50% of results are greater than the average. But there is no indication that the penis length of the population conforms to a normal distribution, you dribbling twatclown

>>972040

>Punk is sat in his house thinking of the perfect reply right now

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in4bliss

>>972036
He's awful and only children and obese trailer trash would like him.

Bully Ray?

>>972040
How?

>>972036
>big
>power moves are always cool to watch
>made cm bitch quit
>says funny things

>>972045
Thank you rato

beato got cucked by a guy pretending to be a pokeshit. hes on damage control and turned on the other /asp/ies

beato on suicuck watch

>>972041

>in this unrealistic example you are wrong
>in this example which is much more like the real world yes you are correct

>But there is no indication that the penis length of the population conforms to a normal distribution, you dribbling twatclown

Uhm yes there is.

There arent randomly more people with 1 inch dicks or 10 inch dicks than 5 inch dicks. It does conform to a bell curve. Stop being autistic.

>http://wwenetworkchronicle.com/2016/02/11/wwe-confirms-a-new-season-of-swerved-is-coming-to-wwe-network/

Why would they bring this back when its noted every superstar hated participating in this

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What will come first?
>Punk's UFC debut
>The Benoit movie

This Dudley heel promo was pretty good desu.

>>972055
I think this booger guy is beato>>972056

Based autistic qt Becky

>>972057

>It does conform to a bell curve.

Citation needed.

To be fair, I should have said no evidence has been presented that penis length conforms to a bell curve. If you HAVE evidence, it'd be nice to see.

If you don't, shut your ignorant retard mouth and stop making baseless assumptions.

Wrasslefags still talking about dicks. The parents of a wrasslefag must go through hell.

Who is confirmed to have a big dick?

So far I can only think of Del Rio

>>972011
WAHWAHWAHWAH

>>972070
According to Vince, Trips.

>>972070
Mike from AVGN

>>972021
Naomi

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Hey!

>>972075
NOTHING YOU CAN FUCKING SAYYYYY

/asp/ies talking about smelling swamp asses and talkinb about strangers' cock size.

100x better than beato the cuck who got btfo by a guy pretending to be a pokeshit and who's best insult is 'booger boy'

beato on suicuck watch.

So, you think you're untouchable?

>Goldust defeated Tyler Breeze in 2 minutes. Breeze issued an open challenge

>R-Truth defeated Tyler Breeze in about 5 seconds

KEK

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You think you know me..

>>972084

BIRD LIFE THIS IS BASIC THUGANOMICS

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>>972086
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>971779
this

>>972085
B-B-B-BURIED

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Daniel Bryan confirmed for A+

Who else marked out at this tweet?

IS BURNING

IS BURNING

>>972085
Did he use the What's Up

>>972086
ON THIS DAY!
I SEE CLEARLY!

CAUSE A GIRLS GONNA PUSH IT ALL OUT THE WAAAAY

LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE
NEVER DEBUTING IN THE UFC

>>972086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcDK6d_MOVk

Did based Edge have the most over return of all time?

>>972100
THEY KNOW MY WEAKNESS

LOOK IN MY EYES WHAT DO YOU SEE
INJURY AFTER INJURY

WITNESS ROMAN REIGNS TAKE ON GAYMUS
SEE DEAN AMBROSE VS GAY WYATT FOR THE IC CHAMPIONSHIP
AND MANY MANY MORE
DUBYA DUBYA ee live
*le juggling clown*

LOOK IN MY EYEEEESS

WHAT DO YOU SEEE??

THE GUY WHO EAT'S AJ BOOOOTTTYYY

>>972039
>>972046
Fuck off Phil

>>972107
which one of the 10?

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>mentioning your appreciation of this wrestler is considered a social faux pas

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LOOK IN MY EYES WHAT DO U SEE
THE MAN WHO FUCKS AJ LEE

>>972111
Big Show

>Ryback has a website for the sole purpose of helping other people eat to be big guys

I used rag on the dude for being a Goldberg clone, but I'm warming to him quickly.

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>>971773
build wall

throw him and sin cara over it

>>972111
Hulk Hogan

>>972112
FUCK WHY COULDN'T IT BE ME

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>>972045

I've been off/asp/ for a few hours now. What is this new booger meme?

>>972059
The Wah movie. CM Pussy is too much of a bitch to actually step in the octagon.

Look in my eyes what do u see
A fuckboi afraid to fight in the UFC

>>972120
It's literally one guy forcing it. It'll be forgotten by Saturday.

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>>972122
My my, really want those (You)s huh?

>>972114
Ryback is loved by the locker room
>Bryan confirmed that they both cried backstage together after his speech
Based as fuck

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>Outlast Wrestling

LOOK IN MY EYES WHAT DO YOU SEE
A PUSSY WHO RAN OUT OF THE WWE

>>972127
Digusting slag

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>Womens wrestling

SNOTTERS

NOT BOOGERS YOU CUNT

SNOTTERS

>>972127
You can just tell shes going to be a fat fuck in about 5-10 years. She has that fat girl face and personality.

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>I don't eat boogers

I KNOW YOUR ANGER
I KNOW YOUR DREAMS
I'LL KEEP SELF-INJURYING MY BODYY

http://strawpoll.me/6792360

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>>972045

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>Ruthless Aggression era

>>972145

>somene actually reset their IP 7 times to vote for Punk

the beautiful people

the beautiful people

ohhhh

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>I like Ryback

>>972150
>somene
Phil browses /wwe/, anon.

>using that evil ways song instead of giving it to AJ for his theme

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>I call people booger eaters in a wrestling forum

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Enjoying the fuck outta this pepsi. I only drink pepsi like my cm punk
#Straightedge4lyfe

>>972160
Don't you have a livejournal to update, Phil?

Jesus, you "people" are pathetic.

I like where this thread is going.

/asp/ies are so mad. I love it.

WE ARE NOT THE SAME I AM A MARTIAN

SNOTTER

I smell outlel

I like wrestling, but it really sucks I share the same planet with you autistic fucks.

SNOTTER!

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>/asp/ies having mental breakdowns because this board belongs to /wwe/ now

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>cm punk wasn't a crybaby bitch

This whole thread needs to be nuked.

MODS

>>972186
>not enjoying booty
I bet you hated the porn spammer in /sp/ too faggot.

I will personally kill each and every one of you if you do not leave NOW. FUCK OFF BOOGER SPAMMERS!

>He came back

We're making to 2000 before Mania, lads.

>>972198
Doing god's work family.

>>972198
please post more of these two delicious boogers

>>972204
>posted these exact images after the superb owl
Holy shit it is you. Welcome back pham.

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Sup /wwe/

Haven't watched since last fall around Based Seth's injury and Cena going missing

So I have some question for y'all niggas

I do know Wrestling Jesus Daniel Bryan retired which is such a shame and the Shovel King won the Rum Bowl and thats about it

Anyways
>Is wwe worth my time again or should I run while I still can?
>hows my main man Big E?
>is Based Neville still unable to elevate from the undercard?
>Is Cena still out, is weird he wasn't around while that JOOHHNN CENAAA meme was around
>is HarpGOAT getting any kind of push?
>is Cesaro still in Limbo?
>is Rusev still in a rut?
>does my gf Becky Lynch still have that stupid doritos hair?
>is NXMeme worth catching up on if wwe still sucks
>anyone else think Rollins should be back with the SKO instead of the gay ass pedigree? if curbstomp is still not an option that is

>>972209
no
still jobbing every week in non title matches
yes
he came back then got injured after a week. gone until later this year
not really
he's injured since november and won't be back for a few months yet
unfortunately, got a big push recently though
yes
yes

Why is aspie posting booger memes when he can bump his own thread?

>>972215
missed the rusev one. yes, he's in a rut and has been buried even further. lasted less than two minutes in the rumble

>>972219
Sauce booger eating bitch

>>972223
THICK

>>972226
Read the filename, cuck.

>>972233
Black cuckold > white cuckold.

Beato stop forcing your meme

remember when cm punk had to taste d-bry's saliva in live television?

>>972240
Sauce pls senpai

>>972027
vs Bray at Royal Rumble. Also Bray's greatest match. Daniel Bryan was at the peak of his overness and Wyatt family was fresh and full of potential before the Cena feud killed all the momentum.

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>>972254
>listing a WWE match

>fapping to 10 second porn webms
>saving porn webms onto your computer

Back to /b/ you 14 year old

This board needs moderation.

>>972259
"Daniel Bryan" is a WWE trademark.

>Saving porn gifs and pictures

Are we being raided by a 15 year old

What wrestler do you miss the most?

I miss edge

>hurr durr boogers kek
>spam a blue board with porn top lel
Is this what kids consider "trolling" these days?

>>972297

CM Punk.

>>972297
Edger for sure, used to mark like a mad cunt when that Alterbridge hit.

Edge is one of the greats, he played chicken shit heel and strong babyface just as well, he could talk on the mic and took bumps other people would balk at.

>>972298
Someone must have pissed him off real good.
Maybe too many 18+s or perhaps he simply refuses to have sex no matter what.

>>972313
I don't think he's the one doing the refusing when it comes to having sex

>>972320
kek

>>972111

Crispen Wah

Would any crowd in 2016 pop if this music hit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3F4JIO8pXE

>>972326

I want to suffocate in her ass

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>>972160

>Diet Pepsi
>DIET Pepsi

You realize this shit is arguably worse for you that actual Pepsi? And certainly you realize it tastes like diseased piss that's been left out in the sun for a month.

WHY the fuck would you EVER drink that? Especially when Cherry Dr Pepper is the literal masterrace of sodas?

>>972176

>Barely gets the head in her mouth

A rookie mistake and you hate to see that.

That's it

I'm done

See you lads on /wooo/

Post you're entrance theme and gimmick lads

I'll start:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjyyoAeHPzU

fat abo

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>>972073
Of all places for this meme to show up

>>972209

1.) Run like hell to Lucha Underground
2.) Big E is freebird tag champ with Kofi and Xavier Woods as New Day. They WERE excellent, and they try like hell, but their goofball schtick is wearing thin. It's week to week if their segments are good or not
3.) I don't think Neville is even on RAW anymore because Vince is a retard and hates money
4.) Cena is out for quite some time after shoulder surgery.
5.) HarpGOAT is now the second third banana in the Wyatt family behind Brawn Stronkman who is this generation's Giant Gonzales
6.) Ceasro is out for quite some time after shoulder surgery
7.) Rusev has turned into an utter jobber in a stable of jobbers and Lana is hardly on TV anymore because Vince is a retard and hates money
8.) Yes, and now she's dressing like Xatu. There's hope though, the way things are going, her, Charlotte and Sasha will be in a championship match at Mania. Unless buttfucking Brie Bella starfucks hard enough to take the spot.
9.) NXT weekly shows are okay. Some of them are even good. But they, you know, pace themselves with longer term angles, that have a huge payoff at the TakeOver specials. Novel concept, I know.
10.) Rollins should come back with literally anything but the fucking Pedigree.

>>972258

Anyone who would lock out their knee like that on a rugby pitch deserves to lose the leg.

>>972297
Edge

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>>972350
>Run like hell to Lucha Underground

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>>972336
>Diet Soda = 0g sugar, 0 calories
>Regular Soda = 50g sugar, 200 calories

>>972362
> fedoraposting

Get some taste young boy

RAW is shit
LU rocks

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What the fuck is this thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fFDd8ZAzzQ

http://strawpoll.me/6792360

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List people who will most likely end up in the Hall of Fame but shouldn't.
>The Mix
>Dolph Ziggler
>Santino Msrrela
>The Great Khali
>R-Truth
>The Usos
>Kofi Kingston
>Jack Swagger

>>972382
They need to stop inducting so many people each year. The list of worthy candidates is small enough as it is.

post your entrance theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iqZK3KHpPI

>>972389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD7IUpQ7EsY

Vote for best group
http://strawpoll.me/6793435/

>>972389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTdcmrl_Hrs

>>972382
>The Miz shouldn't be in the hall of fame
>2016
>still getting worked by Miz
Thank you based Miz

>STILL no new smarkbusters

Fucking fags

VOTE: http://strawpoll.me/6793508

>>972407

>r*ddit: the movie

No thanks

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Who's cuter AJ or Jojo?

>>972406
Don't call yourself a fag

>>972414
I want jojo to grind on my dick 2bhh

>>972021
Alexa

Did anyone else listen to the WrestlingInc podcast interviewing Muhammad Hassan?

>>972036
Get Him Off My TV

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VOTE:
http://strawpoll.me/6793562

>>972419
I read some of the transcript.

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Who /FollowTheBuzzards/ here?

Vote: http://strawpoll.me/6793601

>>972428
Right here pham. It's a shame they shit on Bray.

>>972428
Is The Wyatt Family the tallest stable of all time?

This also why brayy is on his knees here, so he doesn't look like a manlet even though he's like 6'3

is this guy uploading lewd pics trying to get us in trouble?

>>972437
Pretty sure he's doing it so we get to 2000 by mania booger eater.

>Night after Fast Lane
>Taker comes out with his druids
>They surround the ring as Taker is inside and cuts a promo about mania blah blah blah
>He gets to the part where he is pretty much asking for an opponent at mania
>The lights start fucking up
>The druids start entering the ring
>They take off their hoods to reveal their skull masks
>Mil Muertes music hits and he comes down to the ring with catrina and stare down with taker
>Casket match set for Mania
How hard do you mark?

>>972440
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Next
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Next

>>972441
how i mark ur mum with my sperm

>>972347
more of her pls

>mfw Chris Jericho vs styles isn't for the fucking ic belt because fucking deanetty is holding it for no reason because everyone forgot he was champ

Fuck deanetty. They had 1 shot to elevate the title and they blew it on deanetty who fucking declines titles

>>972450
Their current feud is just to give them something to do until Fastlane is over.

Once it is, Jericho will go on to feuding with Ambrose for the IC title, and Styles will do what the fuck ever. I have no clue who his WM opponent will be.

>>972455
Aj vs Cesaro or Seth whoever is healthy

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>>972457
>Seth

>>972233
Only love brother

>>972382
Stacy Keibler's fine ass thanks to all of her fap material

REAL THREAD

>>972479
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>>971736
>only 195

>>971736
Is that DiCaprio