/wwe/ General #1787 - The Prizefighter Edition

Stone Cold;'s never coming back lads.

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Say my name

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>post yfw you realized it's been almost two decades now since the Attitude Era

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Don't stop. Beliebing.

>>919336
>pokecunts will never let us have gamethreads in peace

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>they finally found someone worthy for jericho to job to

>>919336
> Where's Sami?

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>>919343
"Raging" Andy Orgon

>>919350
A roll up win in a good back & forth match isn't that much of a job.

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>People think you can just bring Stone Cold

He suffer from the awful condition of being "eternally over". Heel or face.

Please enlighten me how you would book a Stone Cold return in 2016

>>919350
> implying that there's anybody "unworthy" of beating CoolDad in 2016

>>919356
Losing the match = doing the job.

>>919359
18+

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>>919336

>in4bliss

>>919359

Literally eight-teen plus

>>919359
>Losing the match = doing the job.
18+

>>919357
he ruined any impact he could've had with a decent return but because of the stupid podcast and shit no one cares anymore

>>919357
guest referee

Consider the following

If Stone Cold gave Bork the push he deserved back when, would Taker's streak still be intact to this very day?

>>919336
>i wonder whats left in catering.

>>919336

hotpockets

>>919357

>He suffer from the awful condition of being "eternally over".

This is how the WWE thinks

>OMG someone is being cheered! The audience is having fun! We need to put a stop to that because we know better, yes.

>aj styles not doing his p1 glove thing

wtf

>>919343

Chris Masters.

>>919364
But that is exactly what it means son

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Is he going to cry?

>>919357

I'd have booked him to win the rumble last night and go on to face Cena.

>>919343
woi boarret

>>919381
His eyes are probably on fire. Brock sweats more than any human I've ever seen.

>Cena ded
>Cesaro ded
>Bryan ded
>Orton ded
>Seth ded
>Nikki ded
>Ziggler buried
>Divas are worthless
>New Day are now just spouting the same memes
>Neville is irrelevant
>AJ Styles vs Chris Jericho
>Kane just got eternally buried
>HHH is champ
>Roman vs Dean vs Brock
>Dean heel turn or Roman looking skrong in a W
>Rusev buried
>Barrett is irrelevant
>Sheamus is doing nothing
>Big Show
>Mark Henry
>Need to bring back the Rock for ratings

SAVE US KEVIN OWENS

>>919371

Probably not

Taker/Brock was pretty hot in 2002

They really should have continued the feud from Unforgiven and No Mercy into WM and had him end it there.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2rimhv

Watch that promo, goes from like 00:15 to 4:20

>>919388

PLEASE have sex

>>919389
I think it ended good where it did. HiaC is essentially Takers match and Lesnar beat him at his own game. Good way to end it.

>>919386
HGH

>>919390
Wrong meme. You're supposed to tell him to lose weight

>>919389
nah their matches were whack lol

>>919396
18+

>>919398
You used that meme incorrectly too

>the authority was somehow more impressed with dean than aj styles or jericho tonight

you cant even defend this in kayfabe, dean was horrible tonight

>>919371

>If Stone Cold gave Bork the push he deserved back when,

Jobbing on RAW with no build up is hardly the push Lesnar deserved. At least announce it for NEXT RAW, or even the RAW after that so some promos can be cut.

>>919401
Spotted the virgin

If I were Jericho I would probably feel pretty smug knowing I'm going to put over the biggest indy draw of the past 4 years

>>919397

Still would have been better for Brock to end it 10 years ago than 3

Post biker taker is stale as fuck, I hate it and it makes me sad to see tall grandpa.

>>919407

>indy draw

Talk about an oxymoron

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>>919407
he already jobbed to cuck man

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>>919407

>NJPW is indy

>>919409
And yet WWE had to pay out the ass to sign him.

>>919411
>AJ Styles established himself in NJPW

Marks please think before you post

>>919408
post biker taker put on way better matches than biker taker

>taker
>promos

>>919407
What is Indy about TNA?

>>919415
He was part time in TNA for 12 years

>>919412

How much do you think they paid for him? They also paid for Samoa Joe, is he a draw too?

>>919407
>TNA
>indy

18+

>>919413
But he did, he went from TNA's Franchise Player (sort-of) to BITW and Ace of NJPW

>>919419
Styles was making hundreds of thousands of dollars on a far better schedule than WWE so they would've had to at least beat that by a fair amount.

> is Samoa Joe a draw

Of course.

>>919423
He's been wrestling for 18 years, he did not just establish himself in the past 2.

>You now remember Jericho jobbed to FANDANGO!

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>Big Match Hiroshi blew out his shoulder

wow jesus christ

>>919425

Source?

>>919426
Yeah, but he went from an upper guy in TNA to THE top heel of NJPW.

Any wrestler to go through RoH is an indyfag in my book 2bh

>>919431
Styles made $350K for his last year in TNA and he already surpassed that within 8 months of being outside the company in 2014.

The numbers don't lie.

>>919435
How did you dads cock taste ?

>>919438
Dunno, pops has been dead for a good 5 years

>>919437

Why do you think he didn't take a pay cut so as to be in the most popular promotion?

>>919429
Oh damn. Lucky they didn't put the title on him at Wrestle Kingdom or that would be another vacant championship.

>Tyler Breeze jobbed to TITUS O'NEIL ON SUPERSTARS

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>Styles not an indy darling

Am I being worked?

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THEY DONT WANT NONE

Imagine how awesome a Miz vs Rock Dwayne Johnson feud would be. They should do that match at the Wrestlemania. Rock was awesome tonight, it was funny when the Big Show was crying

>>919442
Because he's not a dumb mark?

>>919448
he actually knows how to sell so hes not an indie fag ok

>>919446

Good.

>>919448
TNA & NJPW aren't indies.

>>919449

>When you realize you're not at a TNA taping

>>919456
Between leaving TNA and going to NJPW he worked the indies

>>919435
I agree pham. They have produced nothing but vanilla midgets and meme cry babbys.

>>919448
>JBL says the WWE has the best competition in the world
>Titus is on the roster

>>919454
There's a lot of good sellers in ROH now though.

>>919435
>that time AJ never heard the Austin 3:16 promo and flipped out

>>919460
> I've never watched ROH

>>919466
I miss when ROH was THE indy promotion people cared about.
That HDNet deal really ruined them.

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>Remember one time Steph cut a promo saying, "One day these people are chanting your name and the next they'll forget about you cause you're just a B+ player"
>Today in a promo she mentions AJ Styles
>AJ STYLES *CLAP CLAP CLAP* AJ STYLES
>She lets out that grin of hers with Vince smiling in the background

>>919473
>Vince: Who?

name a wrestler in the wwe with a better moveset than chris jericho???

>>919471
You mean Cornette trying to build the company around Davey Richards did it.

>>919478

Seth Rollins

why does /wwe/ pretend to know anything about other promotions

>>919477
Kek, i don't think vince will forget someone who he had to cough almost a mil a year too, while not owning his name either

>>919478
Seth Rollins

>Royal Rumble was surprisingly good
>Raw is back to being shit
Oh well.

>>919478
The last guy he wrestled

>>919479
The Cornette Era was a whole different level of shit.
HDNet was at a very strange time when they were trying to ride the success of The Wrestler, and fans were having none of it.

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Im always a bit scared of flying and so every time I fly between northern and southern Europe I always adopt the same routine.

When I get to the airport I pretend that I'm a WWE wrestler on the grind, travelling from show to show (and thankfully noone has recognised me) as I will be travelling to a different city multiple times in a week.


Why do I do this? Because I know that real life wrestlers are on aeroplanes a lot and they seem to be fine so far (touch wood).


How often do wrestlers fly by plane? Do they travel by car if its only a few hundred miles?

>>919478
Brie Bella

>>919482
> implying they're pretending to be retarded

>>919483
>almost a mil

Yeah you keep jacking up those figures. Vince is for sure paying him 5 million in your next post eh?

>Yfw the reason they brought him in was so that smarks wouldn't ruin the rumble by chanting for Daniel Bryan again.

Vince is a genius.

>>919485
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

>>919481
>>919484
>literally has/does the worst finisher on the roster
>sethfags unite

>>919493
I thought it was 750k?(which can be considered almost a mil) Well either way you can go fuck yourself. You unhappy pessimistic little cunt

>>919489
I give this post 8 autisms out of 10.

>>919500

Back to woo cuckboy

>AJ entering on Raw
>"I SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME"

TNA btfo

>>919489
bad news for you they drive everywhere

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>>919498

>Muh finisher
>Asked for who has the best movelist

Have sex kiddo

>>919504
Wow original as fuckm are you happy with yourself? God you're pathetic, what a waste of a human being

THEY TALK TO ME TALK TO ME TALK TO ME
TALK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>919413

>AJ established himself in the past four years.

Read the entire quote chain, dipshit.

>>919473
Vince and Steph know how to manipulate people en masse

It's like Vince has a PHD in mass psyops or something

>>919493
> Vince is a genius

If he was a genius he wouldn't need to trick the fans into not shitting on his booking

>>919509

>Makes up salary numbers
> You unhappy pessimistic little cunt

Admit you got worked by Vince McMahon and move on you dumb smark.

>be Rusev
>get eliminated first in the Rumble
>get cucked
>get powerbombed to end Raw

JUST

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who's the worst announcer

>>919513

He tricked you into keep watching by going out and getting 4 new indie guys he intends to do nothing with cause all the eggs are on the Roman Reigns' basket.

>>919517
>Lana removed from television
>brought back just to cuck her husband

>>919514
Worked by whom? I don't give a fuck even if i did? At least i'm not a worthless, useless waste of space cunt like you are

God what a pathetic cunt you are, please for the sake of this board and this earth, put a bullet in your head. No one loves you, your friends make fun of you behind your back and you will never amount to shit in life.

>>919520
All of those were done by Samoans as well

>Be rusev
>be a dominant monster
>turn into a joke
>probably heath slater tier in the future

>>919519
> needing to believe in a senile old fuck who's been out-of-touch for a quarter-century

18+

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>>919521

>Being this mad

No wonder you got banned on reddit.

kek charlotte is based

literally the female roman reigns and what they should have done for roman instead of fucking him up forever

>>919357
>arrive
>raise hell
>leave
Rate my booking m8

>>919523
rusev was never a monster, jack swagger just got him over thats it

>>919419

>They also paid for Samoa Joe, is he a draw too?

He would be if the halfwits would bring him up to the main roster.

I know it'd kind of gut the NXT roster, but this company doesn't make money off of NXT ratings. Joe should have debuted long ago, and went on a goddamn nice, clean win streak over the mountains of jobbers that comprise the main roster, and defended it against any of:
Ambrose
KO
Rusev
Ramen
BARACK LESNAR
Bray Wyatt (preferably after beating at least a couple of the other Wyatts in 1v1 matchups)

At Wrestlemania

It would have given us some good bruising to enjoy, which is why everyone loves Lesnar, and we'd get it more than once a quarter.

But, they already done fucked it up. Hopefully they bring him up after Mania and THEN have him tear apart the undercard, being undefeated until somewhere between SummerSlam and Wrestlemania.

>>919517
Why does Vince hate Rusev?

>>919528
> Rusev was never a monster

Did you start watching last June?

Well friends, thats officially it.

This was the last chance for daniel bryan to return. Hes done now. No other possibility for him to be inserted at wrestlemania. It was either tonight or never.

You think he will retire on air or fade to oblivion like cm punk?

>>919528
not a monster like Kane in his times i meant a monster in this era you know winning 5 times in a row and screaming non sense

>>919531
submitting jobbers doesnt make you a monster

>>919535
> beat at least 4 former world champs clean

>>919533
He's gonna quit WWE and go somewhere else.

>>919442

>Take a pay cut to work the busiest schedule in pro wrestling

I don't think AJ is QUITE that dumb.

>>919517
Hey.

At least he's TV Champion.

>>919530
He's a foreigner dating a Yankee girl that's outta his league.

Vince a shit.

>>919541
>outta his league
Lana isn't very attractive though.

cody rhodes will never be as talented as dustin kek

>>919524
>a quarter-century

You weren't even alive then kiddo.

>Last week
>IF DANIEL BRYAN DOESNT SHOW UP WE RIOT
>Vince sends in AJ Cuckyles at no. 3
>Also sends in Sami Zayn
>AJ Styles chants the whole night
>Not a single Daniel Bryan chant
>Neckbeard fantasy booking has no Daniel Bryan featured anywhere

WORKED
O
R
K
E
D

>>919530
Vince doesn't think Rusev and Lana should be together. Shes hot af, and Vince doesn't think hes worthy so hes going all out to convince Lana to dump him. This includes
>forcing her off TV
>seducing her with the Rock
>adding rusev to the League of No Heat
>get eliminated first in the Rumble
>get cucked
>get powerbombed to end Raw

>>919526
That would have worked if all the Samoans who came before him were also champions

why does the camera constantly zoom in and out even in fucking backstage segments? what the fuck theyre just talking, calm down

>>919529

Maybe if he didn't almost kill Tyson Kidd he'd be on the roster.

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>>919449

>I am phenomenal

Incoming feud with The Phenom?

Srs tho, if they wanted to really strap a rocket to his ass, they could have AJ wrestle Taker at Mania. Maybe even win if Taker is retiring.

And it's not like they have a long list of other options to wrestle Taker, with Ramen and Aitch apparently being in their own match, Cena being injured, Bray and Brock apparently feuding with each other, Rusev being berry'ed as fuck, and everyone else of any consequence being injured.

>>919546
> "kiddo"

Well if I wasn't sure you were a teenager before then...

>>919551
>they could have AJ wrestle Taker

Taker doesn't need to wrestle a literal child.

>>919548
Roman's Dad was Tag Champ

>>919551
I figured he'd wrestle Jericho at Mania, but he'll probably be part of a multi-man cluster fuck match.

>miz eternally cucked by the rock

>>919550
Go back to Total Divas

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>>919552

You don't want to admit Vince worked you. Why?

Saxton

>>919562
Because that is wrong and it's not nice to lie.

>>919561

What does that have to do with total divas you moron?

Rock confirmed tonight that Big E is a Big Gay.

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What did he mean by this?

>beeg watching CP on his private laptop way backstage in private

>>919568
Does he have down syndrome?

>>919534

>winning 5 times in a row makes you a top badass

The state of this 50/50 booking.

Speaking of 50/50 booking, if I hear JBL say he's surprised Kalisto beat ADR, a man he has beaten THREE (3) times in the past two and a half goddamn weeks, I am going to have a stroke.

>>919566
When the news...err...developed...about Tyson's neck all of the Total Divas stans labelled Joe an unsafe worker even though he's never injured anybody else with the move.

Tyson's neck happened due to equal parts werardown and freak accident.

When will THE MONSTER ABYSS debut in WWE?

>>919580

Who

>>919579

>Wrestling dark matches on the main roster
>Injure Tyson Kidd
>Not on the main roster anymore
>Jobbing to a charismaless Demon

>>919558

>I figured he'd wrestle Jericho at Mania,

Dear God why? Not saying they wouldn't do something that stupid, but what GOOD reason would you have for making AJ vs Jericho a Mania match when you JUST gave it away for free on RAW with a clean finish?

Hell, Jericho could wrestle Taker and AJ could have some three way for the IC title. Or wrestle Kalisto in a Flippyshit vs Flippyshit match for the US Championship.

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>>919576
Just an aspie Reigns fan

Daily reminder Baron Corbin is the true future of the WWE.

>>919590
Learn how to read.

>>919580
How can Totally Not Kane debut when Actual Kane is there?

>>919588
Do you have any idea of how many people have wrestled dark matches on the main roster long before they ever get called up?

(This is a rhetorical question. I know that you don't.)

>>919568

It reads like someone was trying to drunkenly write that on their phone using their nose and auto-correct did the best it could.

>>919550

Tyson killed Tyson. Trying to wrestle at 5'8'' with his stack-a-dimes neck.

>>919599

Yes Bo Dallas was wrestling dark matches then he shortly debuted, same with Tyler Breeze and Adam Rose. Joey Samoey hasn't wrestled a dark match ever since.

>>919597
They can bill him as Kinda Kane

>>919605
>its a kane vs kane in a double double identity kane isnt kane but this kane is kane but he doesnt know hes kane feud

Any clear version of AJ theme yet?

>>919609

Yeah hang on I'll link it

>>919609
sent ;)

>>919604
Breeze was wrestling dark matches over a year before he debuted.

Enzo & Cass + The Hype Bros among others have wrestled dark matches. Why haven't they debuted yet, huh?

>>919612
>>919615
;~;

the rock definitely fucked lana

rusev cuck

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>>919449

>>919616

>Enzo & Cass

When and where?

>Hype Bros

The only dark matches here are for Zack all by himself:

http://www.profightdb.com/wrestlers/zack-ryder-3248.html

>AJ erasing Seth from WWE

Sethfags on suicide watch

>>919605

He can be the half retarded cousin of Taker and Kane.

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Emma thread now

>>919557
Yeah but his brother was a nobody

The idea that all children of former WWE employees get mega pushes is absurd

>>919623

>Reigns didn't get back in and help is Brother, Ambrose, eliminate Aitch

Seriously, when is Dean turning on Roman? Dean has always had Roman's back, but Roman NEVER sticks up for Dean. It's like Hogan and Macho Man II, and it could be bretty gud.

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>>919627

>That mini-manlet rising to this level

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>mfw a reigns-ambrose-brock triple threat is supposedly best for business

>>919627
Good. Get that baby dicked faggot off my TV.

>>919632
Who is that guy in the middle?

>>919631
dean did fuck all for roman when roman was getting cucked out of the title left and right you idiot fuck

>>919634
this. dean has no place in the main event. and isnt he fucking ic champ, shouldnt he be defending that shit. jesus christ

>>919636

The first ever dual WWE World heavyweight and United States champion!

>xavier woods is actually great on the mic when hes not pandering to leddit and internet memers

what a waste

>>919639
Oh haha sorry still doesn't ring a bell!

>>919641

have sex

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Who's the Frasier of wrestling?

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>>919624
>crowd boos Roman after the Samoan drop he does to AJ
>You can see him mouthing "cut that shit out" to the crowd
It still gets to him

>>919648
kane or vince they been playing essentially the same character for years just like fraiser.

>>919649
BASED ROMAN

>>919649
Good.

>>919649

He doesn't seem that annoyed, looks more like a dismissive reaction. You might be reading too much into it like when someone assumes someone is angry because they say fuck off.

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>>919649

BASED REIGNS PUTTING THAT MIDG IN HIS PLACE

>>919625
> profightDB

Amateur.


http://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=12415&page=4

>>919649
you can tell he's really sensitive to these type of things, even in his entrance you can see him getting sad over getting boo'd to all hell despite MUH ODDS

>>919655
IS THIS THE RARE PEPE I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT?!

>>919649

Even Daniel Bryan looks bigger than this dude.

>>919654
>He doesn't seem that annoyed
THIS IS REAL LIFE

I havent jacked off to Raw ever since NIkki left I miss her so much bros

>>919649
Why is he doing gang signs?

>Seth's twitter is still a picture of him holding the WWE title

When will that faggot let it go and move on?

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>>919661

Here you go

>>919663
he knows he will never ever get another chance at the title ever again

>record low ratings

>>919663

The moment you stop stalking his twitter fatso

>>919663
Haitch and Roman are just keeping the interim titles warm while Seth recovers until he is good enough to return and become the undisputed champ

>>919663
When somebody is good enough to actually defeat him for it.

>roman at the end

damn hes got a great look

he should have shaved his beard a long time ago, he looks so good with the clean goatee

>>919663

He is still the champion.

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On the Royal Rumble
>BH: I wasn’t that impressed with it. I thought it was one of the least exciting ones I’ve ever watched. I just didn’t find it very exciting. I found it very predictable. When all of the guys came out and ganged up on Roman Reigns I knew that he was going to come back out later. It was just so easy to figure out. It was not suspenseful. Some of the guys I thought were doing really well in it. I was glad they were in it. Like AJ Styles and Kevin Owens but they seemed to get dumped out. Even Big Show and Mark Henry… a lot of guys just got thrown out like they didn’t mean anything. I think any time you have a Royal Rumble and you have a guy as big as the Big Show and you just throw him out it just doesn’t mean as much as it should. The legitimacy of wrestling. You have to have some logic and common sense in it. The whole ending was… even when it got down to the last four guys I was surprised that they were the four guys. That they would pin the whole hopes of WrestleMania on the hopes of these four guys. Or two of them anyway. I didn’t like the decision that Triple H, surprise, put the belt on himself again. It just seemed like it just showed a real lack of imagination if you ask me.

>BH: I watched three hours of wrestling last night and I got very little out of it. When it was over I thought, “That was the worst Royal Rumble I think I’ve ever watched.” Maybe next to the one from a couple of years ago. There was another lousy one. I just really had higher expectations. When I say all of my criticisms I just want to be honest. I have a lot of respect for the talent. I think there are a lot of really great wrestlers out there. I think Cody Rhodes is a great wrestler. I can name guys that I think are great wrestlers. That throw great punches. That throw great kicks. They do good stuff out there. It’s how they are used.

>I thought, "that was the worst Royal Rumble I think I've ever seen"

>>919684
>I wasn’t that impressed with it.

- Bret Hart on anything ever

>>919684
how can one man be so booty blasted by haitch

>I didnt like Haitch Taker II

>>919684
>When it was over I thought, “That was the worst Royal Rumble I think I’ve ever watched"

THIS IS VINTAGE BRET HART!

Is William Regal underrated senpaitachi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw2rPDYUdfY

>>919685
>>919687
>implying based Bret is wrong
I'm going to go to bed and just hope Bretchad comes around to take over

/pol/ here. Who's the most redpilled, least degenerate wrestler?

>>919697

Trip off cuckold

>>919698

Your mom when I dangle my balls on top of her

>>919687
> liking old men laying around in faux-epic

>>919698
John Cena

When will ERIC YOUNG make his WWE debut

>>919696

No, he's very well respected. It's just that he's humble and doesn't mind when people like HHH put themselves over for his work.

>>919696
It's pretty eye rolling that he didn't get any credit for actually mentoring Bryan during the Authority storyline and they instead shoved HBK in there because WWE is still trying hard to get the Kliq over 20 years later

Even when Bryan went to HBK's wrestling school there was another guy doing most of the teaching

>>919705
the wwe have enough joke acts

zack ryder should be in dean ambrose's position right now

>>919705

who

>>919712
>zack ryder vs roman reigns vs brock lesnar

thanks for the lel

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>that shitty dead crowd
>still wheelin' rock out

>>919355
I SEE INSIDE MY HEAD A VISION

NOT THE OUTCOME YOU'LL BE WISHIN FOR

>>919712

I like Ryder and think he should be a solid midcarder with TV time but come on, he's not a main eventer.

Good evening /wwe/!

WHEN WE SAY UCE

Y'ALL SAY O

UCE!

>>919724
NO

>>919723
Dean isnt main eventer hes the ic champ in a one off main event for a ppv

>>919725
UCE!

>>919724

>Ausfailians

Hahahhahaha Vince blowing the fuck out of AJ manlet.

>>919551
The picture of AJ trying to do a Styles Clash on Taker is hilarious to me

>>919730
Hi Bretmark, enjoying based Triple H being champion again?

>>919726
>[man who has main-evented multiple ppvs] is not a main eventer

I mean I get that he's the least protected shebd but you don't have to lie to yourself about these things

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>>919736

yes

>>919735
He has other finishers. And styles clash is not his most powerful one

>>919737
>least protected shebd

That was Seth, Dean beat Seth in a regular Raw and he had this weird losing streak.

The only people who beat Dean are Roman, Seth and Owens.

I've got months of shitposting to catch up on

>>919742

The Rumble alone is months worth of shitposting in one night.

I fucking hate The Rock now. Seriously.

>>919747

It was cool of him to give the cosplayers some attention after they got moved by the fun police but yeah, I wish he'd stop coming back.

>>919738

>WWEafterVincedies.jpg

AJ Styles really is a cutie.

>>919747

Llama cookie puss penis detected

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>>919754

Based Troof and Goldie saving the tag division

>>919750
>cosplayers
>implying they weren't smarks trying to get themselves over

WWE was right to dump them elsewhere

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>>919756

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>>919758
Cosplayers are alright

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>>919760
This meme works for pretty much every AJ Styles photo.

>>919762

That's pretty cool of the guy to do the photo, but holy shit the baboon that took it is thick as shit.

>>919758

They paid for front row tickets, they're allowed to try and get themselves over.

Not to mention having security move them was far more disruptive because the audience stopped paying attention to the match.

>>919747
18+

Bo Rida was amazing.

TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT MY MOVE'S GONNA BE

>>919629
Who's fucking her? I forget.

>>919767

He was fucking brilliant. Since when has he been wearing that singlet? It looks better than his white pants.

>>919773
He had it on at the Rumble. I don't think I saw him wear it before that.

He just needs to get rid of the OUTCAST stamp on the front.

>>919771

ZACK RYDER

>>919767
Surprised Flo-Rida had a weak ass comeback. I wasn't the only one who thought the crowd was booing the nigger, right?

>Big E will never gyrate in my face

Why live?

>>919777

Considering Bo Rida had to go for "your hometown sucks" to get heat, I'm pretty sure the crowd was pretty against Flo Rida.

Not gonna lie. This AJ vs. Jericho match is pretty shit.

Kofi is so good on the mic tho

>>919777
Can he even freestyle? Just cause you're a rapper doesn't necessarily mean you can freestyle.

>>919777

phs

>>919765
>get themselves over.

They should try wrestling for real instead of trying to get their 30 seconds of TV fame and trying to divert attention from the actual wrestlers from the ring

THE ROCK HAD HULK HOGAN MENTIONED ON TV!

>>919784

WE WANT JARVIS

*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

WE WANT JARVIS

*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

WE WANT JARVIS

*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

>>919765
I didn't notice security moving them. Why and when?

>>919784

Maybe, but the point is they shouldn't be moved for being "distracting" if they're paying customers. It's not like they kicked them out, they just moved him to the opposite side.

>>919789
Does the WWE even have any written rules in place about that allowing costumes in the arena? It strikes me as something a few people would do for WrestleMania.

>>919791

I don't think so, they just occasionally move people or make them put on t-shirts if they're being "distracting" on the hard camera

>>919789
The other people who paid for tickets deserve a wrestling show and not a bunch of fat fucks trying to gain e-peen to show off to their friends

The producer wouldn't call security to move them if their intentions were genuine which most of the time I fucking doubt since smarks gonna smark

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>mfw this general moves too fast for me to keep up
I'm about 5 threads behind

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>>919568
I can't believe I read this whole thing

now watch me
hit
watch me bray bray

>>919346
what is this from exactly? I like it

Fuck the rock and his faggot friend Rick Ross. Fucking panzies, his skit last night was fucking cringy as hell, and I hated it

>>919795

The other people who paid for tickets turned on the security team and started disrupting the match by chanting Randy Savage

>>919811
Agreed

>>919811
kekd

>>919811

18+

>>919811

Anyone have the cookeypuss comic?

>>919811

The Rock is literally the goat. He has the charisma of ten thousands burning suns.

Keep crying bitch nigga.

>>919637
You mean all those fucking times he'd just been in a match that(kayfabe) left him fucking wrecked? Nigga' Dean had a fucking IC title match where he had to deal with the fucking Hamburglar and he still lasted longer than Roman.

You know what would've been a good way to get that push for this fuck? Have him actually interfere and let Dean get the title. It's a slow fucking burn but at least people can say "Well, at least he looked out for his friends.", of course nobody's gonna' like some ass who get eliminated after getting to rest for twenty goddamn minutes, and then just moves the fuck on while his friend deals with Triple Haitch.

Fucks sake!

>>919825
Steve Austin is better

Smd bitch

>>919827

How many movies has Steve Austin been in?

>>919826

Maybe Dean just wanted to win the title on his own.

>>919829
Objection: relevance. Wrestling rings are not movie screens

>>919826
They probably wheeled Roman backstage because they don't want smarks to chant "Roman is sleeping" because he's selling three finishers plus an announcer table spot

It had nothing to do with the old Austin RR segment

He's not even gassed nor in the position to get gassed since he's in the corner doing his thing or getting clubbed after the ring was filled with more superstars

>>919544
I was looking for a meme, but seriously...How much virgin are you?

>>919827
>Smd

"Shake my dick"?

>>919836
suck my dick faggot

did shamus say to dean "did you fucking hear me" in their match when dean fell to the floor near the barricade after an uppercut?

So Brock is in the match just to get attacked by the fedora neckbeard clan, like Cena was 2 years ago eh?

>>919837

stats?

>AJ is a manlet
Fuck.

I don't understand all these people mad at The Rock. Did his sheer charisma trigger flashback memories of the charismatic chads from high school or something? Calm down and go trim your neckbeard, jeez.

>>919846
>>919846
>>919846
>>919846
new thread

>>919825
I'll kick your stupid ass if you ever speak highly of The Rock again. He's a sellout queer and I'll bury him next to you. People like you are the reason WWE is for kid friendly faggots even though last night the used some pretty dirty language, but moral of the story is still fuck you and The Rock.

>>919911
ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY!

>>919388
I agree, show sucks. But kevin obese is just another fat jobber.