/wwe/ General #1781 - the literal GOAT Edition

>>912154
>the literal GOAT Edition
Kevin Owens thread?

For the bro who wanted the Rusev table spot plus group hug afterwards

https://streamable.com/knrm

Searchin for Haitch burying Ziggler next

>That idiot who just said Titus O'Neil has been pushed as an uppercard guy

Can you please just leave and stop posting forever?

>>912172
cry moar bitchboi

COME ON BAYBAY
*gets thrown out*

>>912172
But if he leaves then who will be the one to always talk about Reigns and his chest?

>>912172
Chill dude, I got him mixed up with Mark Henry, big fucking deal man.

>>912167
suprised that the table didn't break or anything

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>>912161

Lose weight

>>912154
>censoring his own taunt

Literally a cuck

When your top 2 Faces are lolsorandom and a guy that get boos, you need to start booking more faces.

>>912172
Not that guy but I think he may have just misworded how strong they've made Titus look on occasion.
The company seems to have a mild boner for him but it's impeded by how generally talentless Titus is.

Ladies and gentlemen I present the burying of Dolph Ziggler

https://streamable.com/39n9

Why are all the NXT "next big things" brown haired, bearded white guys of average size who could stand to get a little more cut and a little less pale?

>>912194

You're retarded. Titus has barely been even lower midcard. His biggest wins are over Stardust and Swagger.

>>912191
Big E for top babyface when?

>>912196
because thats what the smarks like

>>912198
No, you're angry.
I never said that wasn't the case but they have made him look disproportionately strong relative to his card position on occasion.
Calm down.

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>>912195
The should have sent a poet.

>>912200
Never, because Heel New Day, even with this retarded Unicorn gimmick is better than Face New Day

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Reminder that Rusev is the new champ

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>>912195

>Literally gets right back up

>>912200
When he drops the shitty new day act and becomes more serious

>>912206
What if they were Unicorns as babyfaces?

>>912206
We haven't seen them be Face with the new self-parodying version of their gimmick, though.
When they tried to be Faces was before they became self-aware.

>>912211
> removing all personality from somebody

Worked real well every other time Vince has done it since the early 90s

>>912196
> all

Name literally one.

>>912196

Those are the body types that get the smarks all hot and bothered.

>>912218
He is referencing just literally one.
Zayn.

>>912220
Zayn is a ginger Arab tho

>>912203

>disproportionately strong relative to his card position

How in the world do you look strong beating on Stardust? Maybe just admit that you love to complain about pointless things.

>>912195
Based Haitch burying a shitty HBK wannabe

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>sasha puts charlotte in bank statement
>charlotte instantly gets up and no-sells the bank statement after sasha leaves the ring

why is she so shit?

>>912222
>he can't think relatively

Do you really expect me to spoon-feed you? You're just stupid, sorry. Thanks for the reply in advance, though :)!

>>912218
Samoa Joe

Fuck Triple H. Why does he need the belt anymore? Forget about putting young talent over. How can you grow a company if you don't trust any of your new stars? Typical fucking Gen X scum.

>>912225

>you're just stupid

This coming from the idiot saying that Titus has gotten an uppercard push.

>:)

Oh you were just pretending to be retarded huh? Back to /b/ or whichever shit board you came here from.

>>912228
Name one Heel who could've won the Rumble in Haitch's place.

>>912231
Bray

>>912208
C U T E

>>912224
>haven't watched women's match since Victoria left

This looks just like my japanese animes.

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>>912208
>mfw that tv monitor becomes the most sought after 'title' in the company

>>912231
Bray?

>>912230
Thanks!

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>Only able to find momentum in an utter vacuum of star power
>Gets pushed harder than possibly any other talent in company history
>Still only lukewarm because his promos are a joke and he does next to nothing in ring
>Gets booed at major events
>B-but Roman is the guy...g-get fucked smarks

>>912195
>JBL: "We're down to five".

>HHH, Ambrose, Reigns, Sheamus, Jericho & Wyatt are all still in there

Come on Bradshaw man

>>912232
>>912238
Bane?

>>912226
Okay, that was a good one.

>>912235
Well it's already a better title than the Butterfly Championship, The Spinner Belt and the IC title.

>>912231
Bray

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>Mfw an indie manlet debuted and was the smallest guy in the ring

>>912240
He'd be over if he was booked right.

instead its like theyre doing everything in their power to ruin the guys career and make fans resent him

>>912247
He was also the most talented wrestler by a considerable margin.

>>912239

No problem retard

>>912250

What did he even do? Oh yeah, nothing.

>>912224
I was so disappointed in that whole match. Becky and Charlotte were dreadful, the ending was an embarrassment to all involved, and they couldn't wait one night to start the next shit show.

Shame since that title match had one of the better build ups in recent months.

>>912251
ty

>>912249
Vince is just repeating the same shit that flopped over 20 years ago.

Even so, let's not pretend that Reigns is ever going to win people over unless he suddenly becomes a much, much better performer.

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>AJ Styles vs. Randy Orton

What happened to wrestlers? Why do they look so small?

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>>912231

>>912258
He became a much better performer over the past year. He had countless great matches on tv and ppv

>>912206

They were only face because they debuted when all the Trayvon shit was happening. You can't make a heel black team when that nonsense is going on.

>>912255
He eliminated the longest-tenured Royal Rumble competitor of all-time

AXELMANIA

This Royal Rumble was the best PPV since 2014. Prove me wrong

>>912265

>This idiot

You honestly don't believe this do you?

Another small highlight, Rusev walking away the new Television Champion

https://streamable.com/acx4

>>912264
I wouldn't say "much".
Going from 2/10 to 4/10 isn't "much" better. It's fair improvement and commendable in its own way but not particularly noteworthy.

>>912211
>>912216

Big E replied to somebody on twitter asking him why he does this shit and he said it was better than not being on the card or something.

>>912261
Orton is super-lanky, so that's not exactly fair.

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THANK YOU HUNTER

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

>>912269
>Rusev continually gets handed utter shit
>keeps making these little inconsequential gems

I love him.

>Braun Strowman shreks Beeg and Kane without saying a word

That's how you make someone look strong, Vince. Not by having him cut dogshit promos.

>>912264
I suppose that 0 technically is "countless".

>>912261

Health and Wellness program

>>912224
>charlottes arm blocking the view of heaven
What a cunt.

>>912268

You don't remember when they debuted? They changed up their entire plan of making them a heel faction and made them the stupid gospel good blacks. If you don't believe that they changed it because of rioting niggers then you're retarded.

He calls himself the Master of the Wacky Clothesline

>>912279
>without saying a word

But he does talk

>>912278
> Rusev is literally The American Dream and one of the most talented homegrown guys on the roster
> Vince won't push him because he's a foreigner banging his American waifu

;_;

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>>912269
It's those little things that count. Love that Bulgarian brute.

>>912289
He says like 1-3 words every Bray filmed promo

>>912224
I love how brutal Sasha's finisher looks.

>>912287

Oh I just got my answer. You are a literal idiot.

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>>912280

>>912279
Too bad he's a big retard who sucks ass and looks like a baby

>>912261
This. All studies keep saying people are taller than ever before in history, but manlets seem to be everywhere. Where are all the mastodons dammit!

>>912269
>Del Rio trying to steal the tv championship

>>912296
He really looks like a baby with a beard and a bad hairline

>>912295
> he thinks Reigns has ever had a great singles match

18+

>>912302
18+ has been bastardized

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>mfw Lesnar is stuck facing the Wyatts until Summerslam

>>912249
>if they booked him properly
They don't know how to book anyone properly. The only star they've made in the last decade is BMJ, and at least he was over organically at some point. Every other top guy has just been Vince being forced to react to fan support. He finds a guy he likes, crams them down people's throats and then sits back and wonders why we don't give a fuck.

>>912264
Such as?

How long until Raw?

>>912295
She's so cute.

>tfw your divafu walks out to huge pops

>>912287
>They changed up their entire plan of making them a heel faction

In a table for 3 and multiple podcasts they've literally said there was no original plan for them to be heels or "the new nation of domination" and that they were just testing various things out with Vince.

Why the fuck do you need to lie when you have the internet at your disposal? How is it possible to be this stupid and bring in something so unrelated into the discussion;

>>912308
>getting worked by table for three

>>912294

Keeping crying about Bray or Owens not winning while wearing your lunatic fringe shirt.

>>912302

Think it's time to head back to /woo/

>>912304
>that promo with Paul talking to Stephanie about "contract negotiations"

Brock becoming a full time jobber when?

>>912304
At least the match against Harper could be good

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>>912295
>that filename

>>912304
>mfw it wouldn't be bad if it was just Bray vs Lesnar because Bray bumps like a madman and has awesome offense that works great with his size and speed
>it's gonna be LOLINTERFERENCES and Brown Strongman the feud

>>912311

I literally don't care about those fat fucks and nothing I said had anything to do with them you dumb cuck.

Here's Sasha's bank statement plus the classic
>I'm Charlotte and I no-sell finishers
moment

https://streamable.com/9z84

>>912307
AJ styles?

>>912304
Let's be honest WWE wants to keep Brock as far away from Roman as they can. Because as much as they are out of touch with their audience, they know that WE KNOW that Roman could NEVER legitimately beat Brock unless he does absurd training regiment for a year.

>>912316
REEEEEE FUCK YOU VINCE

STOP LOOKING AT THE LOOKS AND LOOK AT THE TALENT

STOP GIVING PEOPLE WHO AREN'T TALENTED A PUSH

BROWN STRONGMAN LOOKS LIKE AN 8 YEAR OLD WITH A FUCKING ADULT BODY

FUCK THAT NIPPLE PIERCED BABY FACED STUMBLING OAF

>>912318
Bloody Shartlet almost ruining a great moment

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>>912318
>mfw I didn't see this when it was live but I made particular note of how gorgeous and brutal Sasha's crossface was
>mfw thinking "can't be that bad"
>Sasha STILL IN THE RING
>Charlotte just sits up and looks mildly perturbed
>mfw

>>912318
>no sell
She was down for long enough that she could've been pinned.

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H-Hey guy remember me? I'll be back by Summerslam to make the show worth watching again

>>912321

>Roman could NEVER legitimately beat Brock
>But Bray could

Are smarks dumb on purpose?

>>912318
That was far from no-selling. Charlotte stayed down for almost a ten-count.

>>912312
> le /woo/ boogeyman

Your Samoan husbando is still crap, junior.

>>912328
No you won't you boring fuck.

>>912327
You just got backstabbed and cross-faced so hard you tapped, and then you just sit up angrily?

>>912328

>show worth watching again
>Record low ratings

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http://corporate.wwe.com/wellness/substance-abuse-drug-testing-policy

>The “non-medical use” and associated abuse of prescription medications and performance enhancing drugs, as well as the use, possession and/or distribution of illegal drugs, by WWE Talent are unacceptable and prohibited by this Policy, as is the use of masking agents or diuretics taken to conceal or obscure the use of prohibited drugs.

So if you're not a "WWE Talent", none of that applies to you...

hmmm...

>>912318
>Sasha wooing as she tries to rip Charlotte in half
Kek, based as fuck

>>912330
Bray can actually lift up guys bigger than a Young Buck without obviously struggling, so yeah.

>>912330
Bray doesn't need legitimate wins, his whole gimmick is interference

>>912332

>Always shoe-horning Reigns into everything

You gonna start talking about his chest again faggot?

>>912338
tell us more about Romans strength and his pigeon chest

>>912330
Bray has kayfabe magic powers and a stable to make things more challenging for Lesnar.

Besides a Bray/Heyman promo off would be fun. We got a guy who breaks kayfabe going off on a guy who is in a cult and demon more than Undertaker

>>912341
> shoe-horning

That expression doesn't mean what you think it does, but at least you tried.

>>912305
http://www.profightdb.com/wrestler-star-ratings/roman-reigns-6728.html

>>912338
>>912339
>>912343

>Reigns can't "believably" beat Brock but a fedora neckbeard can

So you are dumb on purpose.

>Bray vs Lesnar at WM
>Lesnar beats Bray in a straight up singles match but Bray goads him into hitting him with a chair whilst the ref is distracted as the family mauls Heyman or something
>the following months Lesnar becomes less controllable by Heyman
>Bray re-emerges around Summerslam
>claims he planted the seeds of chaos in Lesnar's mind or some shit Bray would say
>Bray vs Lesnar again at Summerslam
>Heyman gets taken out straight up before the match
>Bray hands Lesnar the same chair scenario
>Lesnar turns to go and beat him
>stops last second
>beats Braun down instead
>lays down for Bray after five sister abigails or some shit
>Brock replaces Braun as Bray's monster

>>912339
Reminder that Bray was the first person to cleanly defeat Bryan after his WWE Championship wins

>>912318
Sasha is great both in the ring and out, except that I can't get over how transparent her performance is. I can't put my finger on why but it's obvious watching her that she's an actor in a play, which I know is what wrestling is, but Sasha makes it distractingly obvious for some reason despite her skill and charisma.

Might have something to do with how weak her offense is, and how her performance is so smooth and never portrays any urgency or struggle. It all seems artificial and rehearsed, which I again I know it usually is with divas, but I don't get that vibe as much from the others.

>>912264

Don't try and reason with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Especially that cuck who loves to talk about Reigns' chest.

>>912348
Instead of replacing Big Strong he could just be another member of the family

>>912346
>www.profightdb.com/wrestler-star-ratings/roman-reigns-6728.html

Dave gives out 4-star ratings to WWE main events by default.

>>912347
I think you didn't understand the part where I said he has a stable to make it more even for Brock

>>912352
Yeah but big strong is a bit shit anyway and would be entirely pointless with Lesnar's induction

>>912354
>Dave gives out 4-star ratings to WWE main events by default.

>This stupidity

>>912351
But he isn't trying to reason with you fAm.

Is raw gonna be shit tonite?

>>912351
>Don't try and reason with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Did you just use a Jerry Lawler line?

>>912348
>>912352
Lesnar probably cringes at the idea of having a demonic swamp person gimmick. Just let him be a suplexing machine who never talks. Imagine him with Luke, Bray, and Rowan in that dark foggy room. He doesn't fit

>>912358
Read the Observer more newbie

>>912350
I kind of see where you're coming from with the transparency thing. I think it'll improve with time though.

>>912360
AJ will likely be on it so ratings will go up

but likely it's gonna be disappointing

>>912362
>Jerry Lawler line
It's a long-standing cliche.

So yes.

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>Overrun by crossboarders, aspies, redditers, who think coming here and shitposting about Reigns and tipping their fedoras about Bray is common practice

>>912330
I never said he could.
I fully expect Bray to lose.

>>912360
Mostly, yes. Might get some good stuff out of the midcard scene though.

>>912350
Might have something to do with her character being literally nothing like her actual personality.

>>912350
the nxt girls would practice and practice and practice and practice their matches out in the performance center before doing them on nxt

it seems like sasha got so used to doing that that she doesnt know what to do when shes wrestling on raw and has to actually improvise. she looked lost in that awful match with becky lynch a few weeks ago

>>912364
Don't give him that gimmick, then, he wouldn't be able to be in the foggy room with Bray anyway because he rarely shows up.
Just have him be at Bray's beck and call on special occasions.
>Wyatts are usually a 3 man unit again
>every now and then Bray calls in his Big-ass legit monster who suplexes motherfuckers
>have Brock grow out his UFC beard again to somewhat fit the gimmick but don't go full swamp, make the point that Bray can't fully exert control over the Beast or something along the lines

>>912347
Why not? Why would big tough strong man be able to beat bigger tougher stronger man? How isn't a brainwashing demon guy more believable? It isn't about a realistic fight, it's about what they bring to the table, and Lesnar aces Reigns in every aspect kayfabe-wise. Even Neville would be more believable, since there is precedent in fiction for speedy, agile small guys besting lumbering mastodons. Reigns does nothing Lesnar can't do better.

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>>912365

>The observer

>>912369
> he thinks fedoraposting does anything but out him as an anti-smark moron

>>912373
I noticed it even in NXT though, e.g. in her matches with Bayley. I never got that with Bayley, her side of the fight seemed authentic, even through the theatrics.

>>912305

>CM Punk wasnt over
>Daniel Bryan wasnt over

inb4 it doesnt count cause they were in the indies

>>912375

>Even Neville would be more believable
>small guys stand a better chance at beating up Brock

Impeccable logic there. I wonder how many crazy pills you have to take to reach this level of dumb.

>>912373
Post evidence of these rehearsals

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>>912375
>Lesnar aces Reigns in every aspect kayfabe-wise. Even Neville would be more believable

>>912376
I know that you must get such a thrill from posting your dank fedora macros, but he WAS citing its reviews.

>>912382
Not him, but I'm pretty sure they've outright said it before.

>>912383
Neville is pretty fucking stronk all things considered

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>>912384

>The observer
>Dave Meltzer reports

>>912380
The chant is over

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How long until the cutest cutie in sports entertainment is brought up to the main roster?

>>912389
You have to be 18 to post here, sonny.

>>912388

>It's more believable for Neville to beat Lesnar than it is for Reigns
>The city of the scrambled shit for brains reasoning of smarks.

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>>912388
Yeah I'd say he's shoot stronger than Reigns speaking of purely functional strength.
But Vinnie's kayfabe doesn't give two fucks about that.

>>912382
Dave Meltzer has said before that they practice the matches in the Performance Center

It became obvious with Sasha Banks. She had a match with Becky Lynch on Main Event a few months ago and they did the exact same sequences and spots from their NXT Takeover match. When they couldnt do that on Raw a month ago, the match became a disaster and Sasha looked like a deer in the headlights at some points

>>912391
It's fitting that Asuka's buck-toothed ass won't ever be coming up, then.

>>912381
>>912383
Great meme responses. You do realise we're watching a scripted superhero fight movie and not UFC, right?

Instead of memeing back, I'll kindly ask you to provide a single example of any character beating a larger, more dominant character, without luck, and without bringing a different skill to the table.

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>>912392

>The observer reports that Sasha Banks is out injured for the foreseeable future and that Randy Orton will be undergoing another surgery

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>before hugging Vince Rusev said "COME HERE BOSS"

I love him so much

>>912394
>Owens grabbing for the ropes
What a performer.

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>>912398
>Even Neville would be more believable

>>912391
Never.

>>912395
If you think practicing matches or repeating sequences and spots is exclusive to NXT ladies you haven't watched a lot of wrestling.

Jericho discusses doing the exact same thing in his 1st book with Ultimo Dragon in 1995.

>>912398
>You do realise we're watching a scripted superhero fight movie and not UFC, right?

I'd say the same thing to you but you're so far entrenched in your stupidity that you're using the same UFC logic to say Reigns can't beat up Lesnar but Neville can.

In that case El Torito should be world champ cause with his speed he can beat up and run away from everyone. That's how stupid you sound.

>Even Neville would be more believable

Please just stop.

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>>912167

I love Rusev so much, he deserved more than just to job to Roman.

>MFW Rusev, lying on his back, lifts up his arms after putting Roman through a table
>MFW Rusev carried out one of the table monitors as a trophy

He's fucking great.

>>912402
Nobody does the little things better than ruru

>>912382
Charlotte said something about it in an interview recently. She said something about how they're so busy on the main roster that they cant practice the matches like they could on nxt

>>912394
>guy under 6'0'' doing power moves
this kills the vince

>>912402
Can we discuss how lucky Rusev is he gets to bang Lana?
Good lord that's the hottest she's ever looked walking him out to the rumble.

>>912407
Theres a difference between doing some practice and having to use it as a complete crutch to the point where you struggle without it

>>912414
/r/ that gif of Vince going crazy for Ramen

>>912408
This is a company that has jobbed out The Big Show to Rey Mysterio.

Test am I still banned

>>912228

>Implying that losing the title to Roman at WM isn't the whole point

He's doing it for the new talent, Christ you're thick.

>>912418

Oh yeah I forgot that Big Show = post-streak Lesnar.

>>912415
I was expecting them to make out before he walked down the ramp

>>912266

I literally just watched the rumble and I don't remember anything AJ did.

>>912425
He walked out which is all he needed to do 2bh.

Also he teased the Styles Clash a couple of times but you know they won't let him blow his load just yet.

>>912425
Because he didn't do anything besides getting beat up. He sold that back body drop for Ryback like a champ though. Almost thought the fucker was going to fly straight over the top rope.

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>one of the best athletes in the fed
>has arguably the best knack for psychology of the younger crop of guys
>radiates character and personality even working through a language barrier
>can speak and brings the in-character bantz
>can play off the crowd and gets heat with it
>can go off-the-cuff in segments with some improv
>homegrown
>banging a 10

How many years until he gets his WWEWHC run

>>912428
isnt he dealing with a bad back?

I dont know what they were thinking having him take that huge back body drop from Ryback of all people..

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post >yfw you heard haitch's music

pic related >mfw

>>912429
Never ever. He's buried so hard.

Reminder that he didn't even last 2 minutes in the rumble.

>>912431

Ryback is a legend

>>912429
When he goes back in time and makes sure that he never meets Lana and therefore cant get his career ruined by her

>>912425
Did you not pay attention?

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>>912433

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>>912433

>>912436
Or Vince could stop being a bitter old racist cuck

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>>912433

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>>912433

It was expected but I still felt some emotions.

>>912445
or lana could have just avoided causing all the backstage problems that she did

>>912433
Pretty much just boredom because it solidified that what I expected to happen was gonna happen.

>Rusev walks out tomorrow still holding the monitor

PLEASE
VINCE
PLEASE

Post the COO of WWE posing with shovels.

>>912433

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>>912433

>>912451
Rusev was getting buried long before Lana became a problem.

>>912445
How exactly is Vince a cuck

>>912456
Whoops, meant tonight, my point still stands.

>>912456
If Rusev actually treats that thing as a TV championship, it would be golden

>>912462
I think its safe to say that she hasnt helped his situation though...

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>>912433

>>912463
He's mad at Rusev because he's fucking Lana and Vince isn't.

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>>912433

>>912438

I paid attention to the part were he got eliminated like a chump by fat-angry-manlet-man.

It was great, I fucking love KO.

>>912474
>that filename
>after sex
>her and his hair are completely tidy
>neither appear remotely dirtied or sweaty
>bedsheets are made as if they've only just slipped into them

I think they're just posing for a stock photo shoot.

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>>912433
I was almost beyond caring. The only remaining emotion was relief when haitch eliminated RR.

>>912456
>rusev has a weekly open challenege for it
Would be awesome

>>912476

Get on a diet

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>>912433

>>912429
>tfw Rusev is the embodiment of the American dream
Face turn when? I think even marks could get behind it.

>>912479
>Rusev does a weekly open challenge
>he cuts a promo
>"IF YOU WANT TV
>COME GET TV"
>nobody answers every week because it's just a TV monitor
>every single week Rusev walks back up the ramp and we get a tron segment of him finding a jobber, beating him up and dragging him out to the ring where he threatens a ref into calling an official match

>>912477
Virgin spotted

>>912482
>Rusev in polka dots

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>>912487

>>912328
Fuck off forever you boring fuck

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>>912480

Nah m8, wouldn't want to lose this hot athletic bod.

>>912485

This would be great.

>>912495
exactly why it will never happen

>>912493
more

>>912485
This would kill.

Up until Roman answered the challenge and squashed Rusev.

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>>912485
wew, wish creative would let him run wild with this.

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>>912433

>>912321
>last wm was roman beating the "beast" with punches and 2 spears

Thank god they send Rollins to save that shit ppv

>>912485
He could affix the monitor to a leather belt and strut around with it, maybe scrawl "Чeмпиoн тeлeвидeния" on it.

>>912504
that match was fucking awesome though

>>912504

>he actually hated that match

Something is wrong with you

>>912504
Youre a fucking idiot.

>>912510
For you

https://youtu.be/tRIRrphWSv8

>>912218

Zayn
Balor
Owens
Corbin (He's tall but has arms like OP)
Gable

>>912520

>All these vanilla midgets

Damn it

>>912231
Bray

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>>912436
>>912451
>>912467
Genuine question- What has she done?

I know there were rumours that she leaked the engagement but were they ever confirmed or has everyone just assumed that was true because lolwomenamirite?

I know there was a brief twtter spat with Paige some time back but it seemed clear to me that was just Lana being kayfabe.

I don't know, maybe I missed something.

>>912196

Zayn isn't brown haired or white.

>>912249
At this point I dont see Reigns being over with the crowd he need to go out for a little and come back as a Heel

>>912526

How else would TMZ get a hold of a selfie picture you took with your fiance if you didn't blatantly just send it out to them? She got hacked? I doubt it.

On the flip side, her doing that ended that awful feud, which was good cause it hurt everyone involved in it.

Who /listeningtothegameonrepeat/here

Sting va haitch at wm for the belt sting wins this time

>>912540
would be cool if sting didn't have problems walking

>>912540

>Sting joined so he could be 0-2 in the company.

That was the best SUCK IT chop I've seen haitch do in years

>owens vs. ambrose
a fucking war, andone of the best last man standing matches in WWE because it didnt end with someone being buried under crap

>New Day vs. Uces
people actually having fun vs. people pretending to have fun and us being told that they are having fun.
match was good tho.
>Listo vs. Del Perro
JBL talking shit on mexicans, botches galore.
its really hard to like Kalisto, but i love his offense.
>becky vs. charlotte
two women have a match, it ends with one of them as a champion.
way better female wrestler comes out in the end and gets an amazing pop.

>the Royal Bumble
this was fun.
Didnt expect AJ out so early, but it worked.
it was painfully obvious how not over Roman is. Just about everyone got a bigger reaction than him.
No reason for Jericho to be in there for that long.
Social Outcasts could have done something better.
Completely missed New Day getting eliminated.
The "lets pull Roman away from the match, beat the fuck out of him so he can run in later all fine"- spot was awful, and so was the way they handled Lesnar, although seeing him suplex Harper was awesome.
Everyone didnt go after Roman which is just fucking stupid.

But the absolute MVP of the PPV was Owens.
He had a great showing in the last man standing match, sold that match during his entrance, Got mad heat eliminating Styles, and did great character work with both Zayn and Ambrose.

great PPV.

>>912305
Daniel Bryan made the whole arena boo The Rock
if this is not a star idk what is

>>912526
Whoa dude I'm on a school computer you can't be posting that on a blue board

>>912545
You can do anything if you rule the smarks

>>912544
>No reason for Jericho to be in there for that long.

Marks gonna be marks

>>912544
>No reason for Jericho to be in there for that long.

He called it from the inside. So, yeah, there was.

>>912544
>No reason for Jericho to be in there for that long.
Literally ran the rumble from the inside

>>912544
>sold that match during his entrance

Yeah he limped down the ramp but was completely fine once he entered the ring and started super kicking people.

Based Owens eh? Eat a dick

>>912544
Nice blog mark

>>912532
Her friends could have sent it, maybe family, especially if they were offered a bit of cash for a story.
Hell, Rusev could have sent it, you don't know what kind of guy he is in real life.

So there was no confirmation that Lana did it? It's just assumed?

>>912546
You should be paying attention to your teacher, kiddo, not reading about wrasslin on the internet.

>>912350
Probably because she's broken character so many times.

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Heard a rumor that Scott Steiner was backstage last night

Is he returning? Was he just looking for a bathroom?

>>912557
I mean he can't continue selling to those levels when he actually has to do his spots.
It was nice that he did it on his entrance but it would be unrealistic to continue on as such

>>912544
>But the absolute MVP of the PPV was Owens.
Diet
Anon
Diet

>>912560
Library PC

>>912562
that promo is so goat.

>>912562
joke tweet from ziggler

same as barrett saying he gave his spot to papa shango every year

>>912560

I'm 99% positive that Lana sent it. She was stuck in a feud where she was wrestling for Ziggler and cucking his real life fiance. And with how she likes to rant about working hard to learn how to wrestle and make her in-ring debut, it's not a shock.

Either way, it's done. No one enjoyed that dumb feud.

>>912556
>>912555
really?
thats cool.

>>912557
it was way more than Reigns running out 10 minutes after being literally killed.

>>912564
alright, who had a better showing?

>>912563
No it wouldnt do you know what selling is

>that guy who lives with his mom who was legitimatly mad when trips came out of fake retirement to win a fake title

>>912570
18+

>>912544

Jericho was literally running the rumble. You've got to consider there were a LOT of first timers this year, and most of the veterans were in quick elimination spots. The guy was directing AJ Styles practically the whole time. Watch when either of them is down, they're incredibly close to each other the entire match.

>>912566
:(

I want him back, dammit. He'd probably suck in PG, but I don't care

>>912569

Nobody had a better showing than Owens, it's just the memelards round here don't like him

>>912573
You can also see brock go over to Jericho before he knees Braun 3 times, when the camera pans from Brock prior it doesn't show Jericho talking. Jericho also had to direct Brock who hasn't done a Rumble in 13 years

>>912575
>lards

lel

>>912576
What are you talking about Maggle?
Brock Lesnar is a Royal Rumble veteran!
He won the Rumble in 2000!

>>912573
i did not know that.
but, kayfabe wise, didnt make sense.

>>912576

Good spot. My guess is that because Strowman had relatively limited input, they left his direction to Harper/Rowan, because that'd make sense in kayfabe if they got caught out. I don't remember seeing Strowman near Jericho as much as Jericho near Styles.

>>912563
Neither him nor Dean should have been in the Rumble because just being in there completely no-sold their match, especially Dean with how long he lasted

>when he actually has to do his spots.
He probably shouldn't be doing a SUPERKICK if he's trying to sell his leg, there's like a million other moves

>>912575
>memelards don't like Owens
Other way around fatso

>>912409

You forgot when he threatened Big Show with the tv monitor during his entrance.

BASED
A
S
E
D

>>912582
18+ and go fucking kill yourself

>>912569
>alright, who had a better showing?
AJ by just being there

No one would have given a shit about the Rumble otherwise

>>912581
he won 2003 ^^

>>912590
You know what I mean Maggle!

>>912585
True, I guess he could've chose a better move.
The way I see it is that he just wanted to sell heavily for the entrance to make note of the damage done, then when he got in the ring it would be a mix of "he was playing a little possum" and "adrenaline"
You could even say he chose a superkick specifically after selling his leg to make him seem like a duplicitous Heel but that's some godly meta-shit and theres no use even getting into it.

>>912585

It doesn't make sense for either of their characters to NOT appear.

>Kevin Owens always fights for a bigger prize
>Dean Ambrose is DA LUNATIC FRIDGE

Unless one of them had literally been carted off in a fucking ambulance, they both should've been there

>>912589
AJ did well, but he didnt do much.

>>912591
Its ok Mark

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Thoughts on the new WWEWHC?

The best was jerigoat doing a lionsault and brock lesnar suplex city.on wyatt jabronis

>>912593
>The way I see it is that he just wanted to sell heavily for the entrance to make note of the damage done, then when he got in the ring it would be a mix of "he was playing a little possum" and "adrenaline"
>You could even say he chose a superkick specifically after selling his leg to make him seem like a duplicitous Heel but that's some godly meta-shit and theres no use even getting into it.
Oh man
I'm talking to an actual mark in 2016

>>912594
>It doesn't make sense for either of their characters to NOT appear.
Other than the fact that they were in a last man STANDING match

As in Owens should NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO STAND UP

WWE no-sold their own match

AJ and Sasha's pop was insane 2bh

>>912568
I highly doubt Rusev was enjoying watching his fiance make out with Dolph Ziggler while his own character was made to look stupid, I'm sure he wanted out of that shitty angle as badly as she did.

I agree that it probably was Lana, but my point is there's enough doubt to make me feel uncomfortable branding her as a career-ruiner, you know?

But you're right, at least it's over.

>>912601

You are literally fucking retarded. I hope you never breed.

>>912599
Hot new prospect, can see that guy going places.

>face wins RR
>boos
>heel wins RR
>no boos

Smarks are so predictible

>>912607
Lose weight fatty

>>912591
yeah... you say a man who has been 2 times in a rumble is a veteran... 2003 he was number 29 little Mark.. no Experience at all i would say

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>>912605

>>912601
18+

Why are Kevin Owens fans the biggest white knights on the internet?

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>>912604
Can't wait for them to do nothing remotely interesting on Raw tonight.

>>912623
Because Seth got hurt recently.

>>912623
Because White Knights live at White Castle.

>>912623
Because they're fat just like KO.

>>912632

For those wondering what AJ's theme is, it's a remix of DMX's remix of Ain't No Sunshine by Bill Withers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0foCHU8uqPE

>>912617
I'd love to sing songs into her asshole alright

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Which WWE Superstar would be the cutest anime?

>You want to take me out for ice cream?
>What?
>I said, you want to take me out for ice cream? What?
>Frozen yogurt?
>What?
>Sherbet, what?
>Chocolate mousse?
>What?
>Are you trying to tell me I should enjoy this frozen treat?
>Do, I, LOOK like I want a waffle cone?
>You know what I do, give me, eleven of them sum bitches.
>I want rocky road, *pause*
>Mint chocolate chip, *pause*
>Pistachio, *pause*
>NEOPOLITAN *pause*
>WEDDING CAKE *pause*
>BANANA SPLIT *pause* WITH A CHERRY ON TOP *pause*
>CREME BRULEE! *pause*
>STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI! *pause*
>CHOCOLATE!!! *pause*
And an Oreo Mcflurry
*waiting for bystanders to collect themselves*
The bottom line is I'm gonna keep eating these ice creams until I'm big breast enough for the royal rumble, and that's the bottom line, you baka son of a bitch!

>>912627
>THE MATTER OF THE FACT
>IS
>ROMAN
>THAT I
>THE KING
>TRIPLE HHH
>AM
>THE
>GAME

>>912639
Autism

>>912638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guhWasuWt-M

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>>912639
>You see Roman-chan, big breasts are a status symbol, and I'm afraid you're just a B-cup player

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Who is ready for the next diva champ?

Know what, I wasn't so convinced about Owens, i mean the guy is good but i had my doubt, but after the Rumble and his 2 matches 8sort of) I do believe he has all the right tools to be a fantastic heel, A+ card even.

I know WWE will fuck him up somehow, but there's a slim of hope that he will be amazing 2 years from now.

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>>912694
Her autism wouldn't translate to the main roster. LOOK I MAKE GOOFY FACES WHILE BEING CARRIED IN PROMOS xDD

>>912694
Please don't bring her up, they're going to make her a meme like everyone else on RAW

>>912712
>post deleted

oh man that's subtle

>>912690
you posted the wrong webm thats not nikki or bayley.

>>912712

I don't understand, B..... was supposed to be 5'11 but here he is as tall as Eddie who was 5'8.

>>912705
>Her autism wouldn't translate to the main roster. LOOK I MAKE GOOFY FACES WHILE BEING CARRIED IN PROMOS xDD
thats literally deanettys gimmick and according to the IWC hes "very over"

>>912730
Deanetty got nice reactions last night from the WWE universe that packed the Rumble to capacity

Asuka gets reactions from 500 (packed) full sail losers in a place where Tyler Breeze and Neville were massively over.

>>912730
You clearly don't watch Raw.

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I miss Devin

>>912167
>fucking mcmahon with the power ranger tier pose when rusev goes for it

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>>912587

Shit, I did, thanks for the memory anon.

>>912860
And tearing it away from Del Rio as they leave.

>>912466
That would be brilliant

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How did Kofi get eliminated?

because he landed on Big Es shoulders, got a coke, went to chill on the hard cam side, wanted some popcorn and got the crowd chanting for popcorn, and i think he was there when Reigns got walked out.

but then he just disappeared.

what happened?

>>913410
Jericho eliminated him, you missed it because Reigns focus from the camera men.

>>912167
League of Homosexuals ...watch how they always hug, push, pull hair, or slap eachother

>>913541
>Jericho eliminated him, you missed it because Reigns focus from the camera men.

Pretty much sums up WWE's attitude at the minute.