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That's what a woman in the WWE should look like. No one wants to watch a womanlet gook or ugly monster like Charlotte botch their way through a 5 minute match. Big fake tits and bra and panties matches, that's what you want. Divas revolution, fuck off.

>>894605
have sex

>>894611

Worst meme of all time, easily. He's right and since you disagree I'd suggest you fuck off over to >>>/hm/

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>Eva Marie
>attractive
Pick one

I think she is the best Diva. Hear me out.

She's the epitome of what Kevin Dunn/Johnny Ace always wanted the division to be, and a perfect representative of what "Diva" was supposed to represent - eye candy, wrestling skill a non sequitur, ideal for a spin-off reality show that can easily be promoted on Raw, SmackDown!, and PPVs by way of short, throwaway matches. Someone who appeals to the teenage boys directly and the teenage boy aspect of grown men who watch.

And in that, she's the perfect example of why the Divas Division needs to go away in favor of a return to the Women's Division.

Lol you niggaz mad that the divas division finally pushed real wrestlers. Can't wait for Vince to die already and Dunn and Ace get fired, stay salty bitches.

ok, she's ot as hell, but she can't wrestle...

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>>895179
This is all correct.

>>895179

correct.

>>894605
this so much

pg era, pls die

>>895179
Too bad she's horrible in the ring.

If she could at least sell properly and not look awkward with every move she does, then you could make that work.

She could be Maryse 2.0, but doesn't seem to be good enough even for that.

>>895014
She's 31 years old, which is fucking old for a wwe diva that isn't even a regular on the main roster. She just hides her age under a pound of makeup.

>>895521
Like I said, "wrestling skill a non sequitur," perfect for a Dunn/Laurinaitis diva.

She's pretty much a less-talented Kelly Kelly, but KK at least had some basic charisma. Eva is a mannequin.

>>895530
emma, paige among others are laurinaitis signings. they were looking at becky when ace was around

in fact paige didnt get signed her first time by someone else but was signed on the spot by ace

>>894605
Why would they want to alienate female fans? Makes no business sense, grown women usually have more disposable income than teenage boys.

Personally I think they should cater to both audiences. Have a diva's division AND a women's wrestling division. Maybe have one division on raw and one on smacky to avoid over saturating the roster with women.

Hot model chicks and decent female wrestlers, co-existing in harmony. Best of both worlds!

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I want to fuck her feet.

I wish all the divas looked like eva marie and becky. I just want to see them strip and act like whores to the male wrestlers.

>>895614
Even the female fans don't give a shit about the divas. They watch for 'hot' men like bbygurl.

>>895717
Maybe so, but as a female fan it feels fucking awkward to watch a show you like when all the women are talentless hacks put there just for men to fap to. At least with the men, there are decent wrestlers to counter the bbygurl fap material.

I'm just saying, let's come to a compromise. Have both. Having both is better than having one, right?

>>895730
The problem with that is that Kevin Dunn is in charge of TV, so the non-Divas will get approximately zero TV time except to participate in Diva-related angles. It's not like having two women's divisions would result in twice as much TV time.

>>895730
I'd rather divas are done away with entirely and they just focus on women who can wrestle. If I wanted to get off I'd go online. I watch to be entertained. Pure eye candy has no place on WWE tv, imo.

>>895744
It's pretty sad that the Attitude Era - the era pretty much designed entirely to appeal to teenage boys - treated women better than the current one does.

>>894600
why does world wrestling entertainment always give their whores this shitty brightly colored hair?

>>895762
They had a man in drag win the womens title during that era

>those divas in NXT

should i watch NXT?

>>895525
Lana is 31 in a couple of months and she doesn't look nearly as gross as Eva Marie

>>895954
It's better than raw that's for fucking sure.

>>895954
Just watch all of this year's Takeovers. The weekly shows not so much, they just have generic matches like Raw.

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>>895954
Only if bayley,gable and jordan, big cass and enzo, dana brooke and apollo are on.
If not like the other bro said just watch the takeovers.

>>896048
dana is a meme

>>895525
It's crazy how people hate on Johnny Ace and then regurgitate his booking of the Divas division as if it is law (and don't even realize they're doing it).

It's nowhere written in stone all Divas have to be nearly fresh out of high school.

>>896106
It's not so much that they're fresh out of high school, it's that an actual source of talent was looking through catalogs to find hot models.

>>895981
Eva is the hottest diva in the roster. Fuck out of here. And about Lana, she's pretty ugly without the Russian secretary gimmick, she has a big forehead.

>>895730
>Having both is better than having one, right?

No
They're just fap material

>>895014
She actually looks alright without makeup compared to many other divas, porn-stars and celebrities.

>>896048
looked her up, she looks like a muscled up dyke.

>>895730
Fuck off. Woman should not wrestle in the wwe, they should be only used as fap material.

>>895521

You forgot her promo skills too.

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>>896946

>>897023
>wanting women to wrestle
I bet you are an autistic fat fuck who is kevin obese fan.

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>>897036
Keep trying

>>897036
> worked so hard by KO you're bitching in threads not even about him

>>895676
Those are god tier

>31 years old

For what purpose? Female wrestlers have an incredibly short shelf life unless you're the daughter of the boss of the company.

>>897097
She fulfils Vince & Dunn's fetishes

>>897097
Layla started when she was 30-31 and only retired last year at the age of 38. Eva Marie could be around for a while yet.

>>897111
Layla had a background as a dancer, though, which requires some athletic ability (stamina, coordination). She showed some athletic chops on Diva Search as well.

Eva's never been anything but a mannequin, except for playing a little soccer in college.

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>>895927
And what about
>SANTIN-A, SANTINA MARELLA, SANTINO'S TWIN SISTER FROM ITALY, YAAY

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>>897097
or a really over heel persona, that can get heat with one word and was milfy.

>>897170
Thickie got me harder than I care to admit

>>897170
Pretty sure she got a job only because Vince felt bad about losing Eddie

>>897225
>Vince
>conscience

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my Diva could crush all your picks.

>>895730
Maybe if girls actually watch the wwe and buy the merchandises, but nope wwe is aimed towards males and kids because theres no point of marketing towards girls when they don't find the wwe entertaining.

I'm surprised no one posted tthat picture with the buttplug in her ass yet.

>>897601
thats not hightest nia jax.

>>897048
>this meme again

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>>897023
>>897045
Nice try.

>>896943
Picture taken by Emma. Recognise that couch anywhere

She is so hot.

>lusting over a woman who doesn't even know you exist

Sad.

I wish to fuck this red-headed whore.

>>894605
You're absolutely right.

>>897903
They aren't the majority audience true, but there are plenty of girls who enjoy wrestling and buy the merchandise. Enough that alienating them would have an effect on profits.

Hell, I'm typing this while wearing an Asuka shirt right now.

>>900212
Literally everyone does this you moron

>>912630
Not homosexuals, though, which is probably where the confusion comes in.

She looks better than all the divas. Im surprised for her age.

>>919988
good plastic surgeon

>>897903
Maybe WWE should put on a product that people find entertaining then.

Little girls are just one of the many untapped markets that WWE is alienating because they are creatively bankrupt.

>>896940
>>896941
>>896943
>>896945
Literally 11/10

>>897903

Bayley will change that.

>>895730
I'd be cool with that but the issue would be the instantly drawn comparisons between the two "sets" of women, people wondering "so these ones can wrestle and these others just do lingerie pillow fights?"

Also women being the shrill ruthless harpies they are would go "oh wow she doesn't wrestle and gets paid almost the same at me, wtf management?" and go at each others' throat, decimating morale