/wwe/ general #1750- Reigns vs Haitch Edition

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1st for anime memes

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Not unless even more guys succumb to injuries.

>>884452
They couldn't afford The Game vs The King of Kings so yeah.

>>884452
It's going to be GOAT you mega ass faggot smark.

>>884463
RIP Bryan if that ever happened though

>>884468
> GOAT
> Reigns
> 2016 HHH

All the faux-hardcore spotfests in the world couldn't salvage this.

>>884468
I will be cheering my ass off there bro, showing those smarks.

At this point, we're screwed. Haitch vs. Reigns or Lesnar vs. Reigns again, minus one of the best guys in the company cashing in.

>>884471
He's endured worse.

>>884477
Same here broski.

Good thing we aren't smarks. Hate those guys. They're always talking about wrestling on the internet.

>>884477
> getting laughed at by ~80K international smarks

I don't envy you.

>>884479
He can't really afford to endure it at this point especially against Brock Lesnar
Wrestlers safety is important

>>884484
No one cares about what you think though

>>884475
Which one?

>>884486
Not for the company that booked Tommy F'N Dreamer in 2015

>>884492
They should've never brought back Tommy Dreamer. He brings nothing to the table and he's even more of a liability

>>884489
You'll care when a bunch of limeys call you a fag

>>884492
Tommy doesn't have a life-threatening concussion.

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>>884452
>main event is the 2 biggest wrestlers in the company who have depended on others to carry them to watchable matches
It'll be entertaining for all the wrong reasons

>>884494
>getting called faggot by the biggest faggots of them all

Look at all the fucks I give

>>884496
Neither does Bryan.

>>884504
18+ kid

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>>884498
>>(You)

>>884492
alverez pretty much explained why
>documented WWE concussions
bryan has like 3 or something 2 major ones
dreamer has zero wwe documented concussions and was able to pass the physical.

is there anything else rumoured for mania or the hall of fame?

>>884505
>Neither does Bryan.
yea bryan not having feeling in his arm for months was just for fun.

>>884498
Ignore him I guess

>>884496
> I have a few regrets. My one regret is at times my memory... I can remember anything about wrestling, anything, but before... I don't know what year I got married. I would have to call my wife and say 'what year did we get married?' Or my wife will say 'you already asked me that' and I'll be like 'really?' Or, the other day I came home from wrestling, I pulled my bags out, I went -- it was about 3 o'clock in the morning -- I got home and the next morning my wife comes up and goes 'are you okay?' I said 'yeah.' She goes 'did you get hit in your head or anything?' I said 'no, why?' And when she first comes into your room and goes 'can I talk to you' you're like 'oh god, what did I do now, am I in trouble?' And she's like 'well, I went outside to throw out the garbage and you left your trunk open and it rained. Why didn't you close your trunk?' I said 'I can't tell you that. I don't know why.' Or I've left the refrigerator door open. Now I have an alarm on my refrigerator door that goes off if it's open. That scares me. Or even with my daughter, 'how was school, blah blah blah,' and then I'll ask them something and 'dad, you already asked me that.'

http://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2015/12/1/9826932/tommy-dreamers-wwe-return-raises-questions-concussion-policy-daniel-bryan

Perfectly fine and healthy enough to clear the WWE concussion policy!

>>884506
>unironically resorting to le 18+ meme

How asshurt can one person possibly be

>>884512
Just a prank bro

>>884512
The losing feeling in his arm was before his 2015 comeback.

>>884515
PJWTS

>>884520
J?

Rumble final 4

Big Show
The Giant
Paul Wight
Big Nasty

>>884528
wew lad

>>884528
Jarvis

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>>884528
get out

>>884529
WM four man tag-tag team for the WWEWHC

Big Show
The Giant
Paul Wight
Big Nasty

vs

The Game
The Cerebral Assassin
Paul Levesque
Hunter Hearst Helmsley

You guys are my closest friends

>>884475
There are so many.

>>884538
Big Show
The Giant
Paul Wight
Big Nasty
vs
The Game
The Cerebral Assassin
Paul Levesque
Hunter Hearst Helmsley
vs
Roman Reigns
The Big Dog
Joe Anoai
Leakee

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>I dont want to see Big Show win the Rumble with 29 eliminations

>>884539
Please have sex.
With me

>>884543
Fuck off.

>>884548
>>884539
You must be 18+ centimeters to post here

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>Big Show should retire

>And the first entrant for the Royal Rumble match...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AO0Fi_wfWs
How hard would you mark?

>>884556
Not at all. He literally said he was going out first. I'll be pissed if he doesn't.

>>884547
> I want to see Big Show

PigletRollingAroundInItsOwnShit.gif

>>884556
BASED

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>>884562

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>>884548
>>884554
My parents are kicking me out of the house for dating a white girl and I'm going to miss Raw and the RR.

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>>884562

>>884565
is that that zack saber jr guy

>>884565
>black earrings
>aj hanging out with a fag

wtf is this

>>884566
It's going to be shit family. Also race mixing is wrong.

>>884565
>>884568
> fedoraposting

I like Showster but he's old, busted and tired. He should just put over a successor and enjoy a nice retirement.

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>>884562

>>884566
>going to miss Raw AND the Rumble

And you're upset about this why?

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>>884572
>I like Showster but he's old, busted and tired. He should just put over a successor and enjoy a nice retirement.

>>884514
>implying they actually have Dreamer under contract
They probably gave him the James Storm "deal" by not signing him but still letting him wrestle.

WWE's logic is that the performers are idiots if they sign with other promotions so they don't bother signing them.

>>884572
>but he's old, busted and tired
Just like your mom

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>>884571
>Also race mixing is wrong.

Im-fucking-plying

>>884572
Paul Wight is irreplaceable

>>884576
Quality contribution fellow.

>>884588
Tell me more about why Big Show shouldn't win the RR.

>>884583
Brawn Strongman has a shot

>>884574
I tune the rest of the world out when I watch WWE for 3 hours. It helps me relax no matter how shitty it is.

>>884571
Y-Yeah but I'm a caucasoid at least.

I wake up everyday and thank jesus im not a fedora wearing sami zayn fan.

Pretending to be Hulk Hogan wasn't awesome. Pretending Ric Flair isn't awesome.

Now i gotta act like Chris Benoit is good because you tiny faggots are so insecure about actual talent.

Creative knows that there are a lot of fans out there that love the Roman Reigns vs Big Show rivalry, don't be surprised if Big Show wins the Rumble and they feud until Mania where they have another classic

>>884590
He already got his Royal Rumble win...in 2000

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>>884593
Damn bro.
I feel ya.

>>884595
> being this dumb

>>884592
He is a clumsy oaf and shit on the mic. He is less athletic and coordinated than fat 43 year old Big Show

>>884590
Because his technical workrate isn't up to par with guys like Neville and Dolph Ziggler, who are killing it every night. Unlike Roman Reigns who can't even pick up Tyler Breeze and he also gets gassed so freaking fast!

You fuckbois will never learn

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>>884539
>tfw you spend more time with the /wwe/ universe than your actual family, band members, and closest friends

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>>884605
lol stop trying to force memes

>>884572
Put over a faggot indy darling? Fuck no Big Show should retire burying all the indy midgets and fags, including seth, kevin obese, mighty mouse, new fags, etc.

>>884611
Nice

>>884604
Big Show wasn't exactly good in his rookie year[s] either.

>>884613
As long as we rename the Andre the Giant Battle Royale as well I'm good with that.

>>884613
> Put over a faggot

But I didn't say he should put over >>(You)

>>884616
This meme needs to die.

>>884617
His name is already engraved on the trophy

>>884616
>The Giant
>not good

>>884616
>implying

Big Show wrestled like he was only 120 pounds.

>>884620
> wrestlers get better over time

Reality isn't a meme

>>884616
18+

>>884616
Big Show was very athletic for his size. Fuck off indy faggot.

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>>884605
Have another pity >>(You)

>>884626

>Every wrestler doesn't develop at the same rate and have the talent to get better as years pass

This meme gets face fucked.

>>884631
But every wrestler DOESN'T develop at the same rate

>>884561
Yeah he fucked up. He just meant he was the first guy to announce himself to be in the Rumble.

>>884633
Big Show was athletically at his best in the 90s so fuck off

https://youtu.be/yR1ObzRKE-E?t=10m27s [Embed]

This part right here til 12:39 best somes up Daniel Bryan and his retarded braindead fanbase.

>>884637
Alright who the fuck keeps putting these videos here?
Is it a fanboy?

>>884637
Jesus Christ. Stop shilling your shit here.

Beeg just needs his hair back, he's like Samson. He will grow powerful with hair

>>884640
He's legit bald now, so...

>>884638
its them, carter ran them off the aspwrestling threads

>>884642
Take some of the hair from his ass and graft it onto his head like Wayne Rooney

>>884642
Fucking Delilah.

>>884642
he can get hair plugs like chavo did.

>>884644
Someone should probably ask the Smarkbusters about it

>>884645
HAHA SOCCER MAGGLE

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The Bucks are so over that even real athletes are using their moves

Welcome to the Superkick Party

>>884650
I thought the Young Cucks died in an unfortunate cucking accident.

Sad to see I was mistaken.

>>884650
That's Dolph Zigglers move

>>884650
>real athletes
What a cuck.

>>884649
DID YOU SEE THAT FOOTBALL GAME YESTERDAY MAGGLE? IT WAS INCREDIBLE!

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The following wrestlers on the main roster have never won a belt on Raw/Smackdown or NXT

Bray Wyatt
Braun Strowman
Fandango
Adam Rose
Tyler Breeze
El Torito

Out of those 6, who will end up with a belt first? Who will never get a belt?

>>884452
basically

>>884658
Belt chances from highest to lowest
Bray
Braun
Rose
Fandango
Torito
Breeze

BRIE MODE

>>884494
Why? Because you would?

Some people get to have sex. Helps in not being a whiny shit.

>>884658
>Out of those 6, who will end up with a belt first?
Whoever forms a successful tag team since the tag titles are the easiest to win. I'd say Breeze or Fandango.

>Who will never get a belt?
I'd be very surprised if Rose ever got a belt.

>>884663
Poor Breeze.

He probably had dreams of being a WHC when he was a kid. I would be surprised if he even became US champ honestly.

>>884672
He might get a tag belt with the #socialoutcasts

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>>884664

>>884675
It's possible, especially if they freebird it, but the other three guys are more popular so would be more likely to pick up the belts.

>>884674
>Regarding Tyler Breeze going from WWE NXT to the main roster, Triple H reportedly really wanted to protect Breeze and saw him as a heel on the level of Dolph Ziggler. Vince McMahon agreed and started Breeze at that level but then wasn't convinced and ended the push immediately.

>>884684
>fans shocked to that Vince realized Breeze can't wrestle for shit

>>884684
Triple H seems like a bro. Why do people hate him again?

>>884692
Jealously mainly.

>>884692
Only smarks hate him.

>>884684
>Triple H reportedly really wanted to protect Breeze and saw him as a heel on the level of Dolph Ziggler
>heel on the level of Dolph Ziggler
>Dolph Ziggler

Jesus fuck, if HHH ends up owning WWE, we're all fucked.

>>884697
So is WWE like economics where everyone shouldn't be an awesome wrestler and there has to be jobbers?

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>>884676
BMJ could do so much better

the most beautiful women in the world should just be delivered to him and phased out every 6 months

or I guess he could date a woman who's replaced 90% of her body with 4~ year old parts

>>884701
If everyone is awesome then who's eating the pins? Even LU has Famous B.

>>884701
i'm struggling to figure out how economics figures into this

you need to develop your simile senpai

>>884707
A wrestler can still be cool (some more than others) despite getting a few pins on them here and there. I'm not talking on the level of ascension, but probably Dolph.

>>884712
Not everyone can be rich, some people are gonna have to be poor

Not every wrestler can be over, some are gonna have to be buried jobbers

>23 posters
>132 replies
lmfao

>>884720
What's your point? That this is a dead board?

We kinda knew that.

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>>884707
>Talents that are NOT over do not get over by losing consistently. It's simple human nature, folks.
>WWE returning to timely usage of 'enhancement matches' will not hurt them. There are so many excellent, workers out there looking to get noticed that these enhancement matches 2.0 might be a pleasant surprise and would help get incumbents over via winning. Plus, a new star might just get discovered.

>>884720
Used to be 90. Fuck /asp/

>>884712
>simile

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>>884717
ok, yeah that's how it works now

Ideally it would work in a more Keynesian system where the company (government) works to artificially boosts wrestlers (fed interest rates) for the crowds reactions (banks lending to consumers). But we fucking /zimbabwe/ now (forcing all economic stress on one tanking asset as a point of national [related to the rock] pride and failing hilariously.

whos beeg?

>>884723
Who is Cesaro?

>>884658

Bray is so damn overdue for at least a solid US or IC run.

Would be cool if he only ever goes for the UWWEWHC though.

>>884717
The attitude era says otherwise.

>>884635
> le Moonsault meem

post clips

>>884637
> manually typing [Embed]

Dumb-as-fuck

>>884732
Senpai attitude era had plenty of jobbers. They were just more interesting. The Brood, JOB squad, Gilberg.

>>884717
> buried

You don't understand this expression.

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>>884727
>tfw WCW was the WW2 that got us out of the Great Depression

WWE mimics history

POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y

>>884741
When does WWE (Murica) start competing with and destroying shit companies that stand no chance and did nothing wrong then?

>>884743
When they actively crush TNA?

>>884743
Literally took four outlaws from NJPW.

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>>884743

>>884743
You know how vince started buying out other promotions and stealing top talent.

NJPW is lucky we don't nuke them again

>>884750
>implying we're not in the slow decline of america and rising of gookland part of history

>>884748
NJPW will be fine and signing people isn't really competing

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>>884743
soon

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>>884753
Post yfw trump buys WWE and makes every minority job and Reigns gets buried

>>884752
>literally took the only puro star any americans have heard of besides okada
>casuals don't know who okada is
>took the most over ganjin in history
>has 50% of the biggest outlaw faction and the basis of most NJPW storylines the west has cared about for the last 3 years

N-NJPW is f-fine

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>>884758
Ehh my favorite is a minority and already jobs.

>>884758
So back to Cenawinslol?

>>884760
>omega is now leader
Senpai

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>>884761
honestly if you go with BMJ at mania you are a certified main eventer. RuRu will be fine. Bray wrestled taker twice and was the gateway for reigns. I think they have things in store for Rusev. They're blind but they aren't that blind.

>mfw I'm in this webm

>>884733
18+

>>884763
No Swagger will be top guy and he'll sign Angle back

>>884764
are you saying Omega is more over than AJ? I like him more but I think that's smark bias tBh

>>884765
I wish I still had your hope and optimism.

Rusev is dead. Vince hates him and Cena buried him.

>>884770
I'm saying him becoming leader is a good thing you faggot.
>smark
I literally watched two Jap shows ever and can see this

>>884771
>hurrr durrr random bullshit accusation
>hurrrr durrr buried
Benoit yourself

>>884775
oh yeah, I agree. He's a much better leader than AJ. Should've taken over when Devitt left considering AJ had outlaw feuds with other guys in BC when it happened.

but it's kind of weird since Omega isn't the typical ganjin. The dude even speaks with a japanese affect now.

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>Because of a knee issue, Rusev may miss the Royal Rumble match.

To the Daniel Bryan ass kissers out there.

Raw 3/10/2014. Try to watch that shit again w/o wanting to blow your brains out.

>>884777
>random bullshit accusation
>not a fact

Cmon now.

>>884771
Lana ruined Rusev's chances. He's done

>>884758
post more from this set

>>884765
>>884761
>honestly if you go with BMJ at mania you are a certified to lose

Fixed

>>884784
It's John Morrison all over again without the cucking

>>884784
Any closure on Paige destroying Lana over Twitter?

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>>884787
Nikki?

>>884784
Bruh, don't say that. That shit bums me out.

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>>884787
Or Brie?

>>884771
>le buried meme

please die

do you guys think john cena can grow a beard?

beard cena would be a fucking goat heel look

>>884796
Brie obviously.

I don't like Indian men.

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>>884787
Or both?

>Triple H will say Roman made it personal
>Triple H will always point out that Roman will be facing the Celebral Assassin, the Architect of the Attitude era, the Icon and Face of the Attitude Era, The Game and not the COO stooge
>Triple H will break the 4th wall and say that fans boo Roman
>Triple H will call Roman a B+ player and the A+ one is injured and he's nothing more than a transitional champion
>if Triple H wins the belt in the Rumble, he'll also call himself the 15-time WWEWHC

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>>884800
brie

and it's not even close

>ywn have a compost toilet and eat the cucumbers and tomatoes grown with your's and her's shit

>>884765
Most Americans don't even know what country that is or where it is on the map, should have kept him Russian.

Which one of you made this thread?
>>>/r9k/25834954

>>884800
i desperately need to watch them stick their tongues inside each others cunts

>>884801
You're forgetting that he will also become the man who has main evented the most wrestlemanias

>>884801
you forgot to mention he's the biggest draw of all time

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BxYLaqHUoc

Randy Orton was looking/sounding like Patrick Bateman after he confessed to his lawyer and met him at Frank's just to find out they pinned the whole thing on Halberstram

>>884803
>implying americans know what the russian flag is post-hammer-and-sickle

>>884801
pretty good odds desu

>>884809
Putin's face?

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>32 posters

>>884809
WWE had a long line of random "Russian" wrestlers after Volkoff

Rusev is becoming another Kozlov at this point

>>884816
I did that already you mong
>>884819
Nothing like Kozlov you cunt

>>884819
Except for the matter of Rusev not being shit

>>884760
> only puro star any Americans have heard of besides okada

NOPE

> most over gaijin in history

So fucking wrong.

> has 50% of the biggest faction

Who taught you math?

18+

>>884808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb6LIqjtt-0

f-fuck you triple h

>>884782
Rusev is still quite protected all things considered

>>884828
>Gimme the fuckin' mic

>>884796
The choice is easy. Brie forever

>>884825
bretkek pls

I know my math is exaggerated but you didn't even provide alternative answers

that's usually what you are good at even though you're always wrong

but thanks for taking the bait m8

>tfw only tie to /sp/wwe/ is bretkek and poland's autistic rumble

>>884836
Lose weight

>>884837
i'm at a healthy 160 senpai

>>884838
160 kg is not healthy.

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>>884833
>someone is super over on raw?
>gimme the fucking shovel

>>884841
kek

you never disappoint you faggot

gonna play some LoL until my sleeping pills kick in

>>884843
>160kg
>league of legends
>sleeping pills

The state of your life senpai.

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AS A MATTER OF FACT ROMAN

HERES THE THING ROMAN

YOU SEE ROMAN

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>>884845
literally the most talentless piece of shit ever

>>884512
Which has nothing to do with concussion.

>>884845
>Wrestlemania 32
>40 minute main event
>Roman comes out first to a chorus of mixed cheers and boos
>Triple H will use both of his Motorhead entrances as tribute to Lemmy Kilmister

>>884845
Are those even Triple H's hands in the picture?
Is that even Triple H period!?

When Karl comes to WWE they better keep that machingun sound effect

>>884845
I almost wish we could have seen the planned Punk vs HHH feud just for the promos

With the Network constantly showing Kliq docs and HHH always trying to get himself more over than he was I'd love to see Punk call him out on it

>>884855
They already had a feud in 2011

>>884858
I know, and I was just rewatching the "Phil Brooks talking to Paul Levesque" promo and it made me think that he would have had a lot more fuel now since the Network is out and they just play Kliq docs every other day

I wonder who R-Truth, Titus, and Mark Henry will job to this RAW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXFjy_-MU0Y

>>884860
I'm ready for the endless Ron Simmons promos during Black History month.

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>Have to go to bed
>I'll just watch one interview
>Load up Jim Cornette on HBK
>2 hours later I'm watching Buff Bagwell on 2 Cold Scorpio with 54 tabs open

>>884862
Why do you need 54 tabs?

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>>884853
>Venom Haitch

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>>884862
buff bagwell did not deserve this

fuck shane helms the faggot

>>884867
Now Buff sounds like Bobby Hill

>>884867
Deserve what?

>>884870
18+

>>884871
>some wcw faggot from 2000
>being relevant to anyone under 25
Try checking what year it is

CLAP CLAP CLSPCLAPCLAP

>>884873
18+

>>884888
ROY-AL RUM-BLE

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>>884888

THIS IS AWESOME

>>884893
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

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REMINDER THAT RAW IS LITERALLY THE SAME OLD SHIT

>>884888
JAR-VIS SOL-ID

>AJ Styles
>Shingook Nakamura

God, why the fuck are WWE continuously wasting their money and time on these shitty boring vanilla indie midgets? Nobody fucking cares for them and nobody will ever fucking care for them besides the niche non-paying audience that is the neckbeard IWC smark community. Please, keep these boring shitties on NXT and away from my television.

>>884902

>I like wrestling but not enough to want good wrestlers

>>884902
Shut the fuck up

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>>884908
>>884912

>mfw I accidentally post on here forgetting it's inbred british posting time

Spoke to an NXT producer yesterday and he had some interesting things to say about the Chicago shows. According to him, they will NEVER book The Portage Theater again. He said the LED screen/tron never worked, the heating issue, no proper seating, slanted ring, lack of help from Portage staff. He did mention that NXT would be coming back to Chicago this year.

Just wanted to give a positive shout out to shop.wwe.com support team.

Last week, I ordered some shirts to wear during the upcoming Rumble Weekend. I always spend the weekend with friends drinking, playing 2k, and gearing up for the Rumble. We do this for the main 4 PPVs (and meet for eats on all the others). So I decided to get the New Day Run DMC shirt, Balor Club, and a KO shirt. Get my package in; got New Day and Balor club...but in the shrink wrap for the KO shirt was a Roman Reigns shirt. (inb4 bury Owens because he's fat and push Roman).

I rolled my eyes, picked up my phone, and made the dreaded call to their customer line. I work in a call center and I assumed this was just going to be bullshit from the start. The lady on the other line was beyond supportive (even though she had ABSOLUTELY no clue about wrestling when I was saying the names of the shirts). She reported the problem, stated that the inventory must have labeled them wrong and placed the replacement shirt order in. They threw in overnight shipping to make sure I get it before Rumble Weekend. All in all, one of the nicest experiences I have ever had with any company.

So...yeah, just wanted to give some props to part of that organization. Super professional and well run. We may all get a little let down by WWE not being exactly what we want on screen, just remember that there are plenty of great people there working hard to make us happy as much as possible.

TL;DR: Bought KO shirt, got Roman shirt instead. Getting replacement shirt and have free Roman shirt to give to girlfriend because she thinks he's the real Big Sexy.

Neville vs Kalisto should open Wrestlemania this year. This could be a really fun match, face vs face, give them 15 minutes...could steal the show...

>>884919
Hottest way to open Mania would be for Lillian to say:

"The following contest is for the N X T CHAMPIONSHIAAAA"

>>884920
People keep saying this, but NXT has a huge show like 2 days before mania. Thats where an NXT title match belongs. Besides theres really no point in putting a guy in developmental on the biggest show of the year. Give them something to work too. Theres already countless people who are barely gonna be on the show who are on the main roster.

>>884921
I'm not saying they will do it, or even that they should. But it would be the hottest opening match they could do that wouldn't involve a time machine.

>>884922
Meh. Theres def a 0% chance they do it. They could have a bunch of interesting matches that could open Mania. Kevin Owens vs Ambrose ladder match? Neville vs Kalisto? New Day opening the show? Really is endless options that could be hot. Mania is still pretty far away.

>>884921
lol Big E debuted at WrestleMania AS the NXT Champion

>>884921
>People keep saying this, but NXT has a huge show like 2 days before mania. Thats where an NXT title match belongs.

There's three titles to be defended, though. Would people be against Jordan and Gable main eventing the show and finally getting their payoff? Heck, could even throw Enzo and Cass in there and make it a triple threat for added intrigue. I think the NXT crowd would be far more into that match and title win than anything else on the card, and it leaves room for the NXT Championship at 'Mania.

But if nothing else, I at least hope NXT is showcased in some regard. Wrestlemania is the biggest gathering of hardcore fans from around the world. It'd be cool seeing NXT get some love on that big stage.

>>884926
It'd be better if they just had a random NXT match at WM instead of a title match. The NXT title has to be defended at their own ppv and I can't think of a solid reason that the title would be defended twice in one weekend. Plus, even if they did it once there would be no way to do it again believebably (explained in kayfabe i mean).

I know NXT wrestlers get in the ARMBAR too...

TIL between 1993-2010 Shawn Michaels had the match of the year 11 times (over 25% since the accolades inception 40+ years ago), but has never been PWI superstar of the year.

And only one of those MoTY wasn't during Wrestlemania season (March-April), he also had a run of 7 consecutive wins.

Ric flair has won 5 times (11%) and The Undertaker 4 times (9%).

Just thought it was interesting to note.

>>884658

Highest to Lowest Chance:

Adam Rose
Bray Wyatt
Tyler Breeze
Fandango
El Torito
Braun Strowman

>>884926
Not that I don't love JJ & Gable as much as anybody, but why is everybody so IMPATIENT for them to get their championship reign?

They haven't even been teaming for a year. Give it time.

>>884926

>Jordan and Gable "finally" getting their payoff
>Enzo and Cass getting nothing despite going for the titles on and off for over a fucking year now

Fuck off.

>>884692
Because he has an incredible ego and pushes his guys over everyone else, deserving or not. So just like Vince, basically.

>>884942
It's actually closer to 3 years

>>884940
because they are the best team on the whole WWE roster

>>884731
Bray really just needs to win high profile feuds. His character could warrant a WHC run where he brings the WWE to its knees, but piling on titles won't really help him. His character has never really been motivated by championships.

>>884930
List of those hbk matches pls

>>884945
Yeah, so they can win the NXT Tag Titles at literally any moment. They're the long term ultimate goal of the division, right now it's Realest Guys vs. Mechanics

>>884919
Why would you start the show with a toilet break? Should be in the middle somewhere.

>>884958
Post matches you think aren't toilet breaks

>>884959
HBK v Angle at Wrestlemania

That's the only one I can think of off the top of my head

>>884960
Sorry, I meant "among current roster"

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wuts goin on in hurr

>>884961
Brock Lesnar v Fandango
Naomi v Brie Bella
Dolph Ziggler v Mark Henry

>>884964
Might not be toilet breaks, but they're all shit

>>884960
>hbk vs angle in 2016
>not a toilet break

>>884512

That doesn't sound like a brain injury, that sounds like either a neck or shoulder injury.

>>884967
Nobody said shit about 2016.

>>884463

Why would Aitch be on the poster for that match? If they needed a manager for Bryan, they should rope Shawn Michaels into coming back for a month or two to do it as Bryan's original coach.

They can sweep that whole "Shawn superkicked Bryan" thing from the lead up to WM30 under the rug.

>>884919

Kalisto is probably going to work better with someone who isn't also 5'5'' flippyshit. Not necessarily some immobile shitstack like BEEG, but a Rusev or Big E or KO. Someone big enough to provide a good anchor for the flippyshit, and a contrast to it, while still generally mobile and capable enough to have a bit of their own offense outside of grinding the match to a turd freezing halt every time they cut Kalisto off.

>>884955
I can't imagine them actually pushing the E&C and Mechanics fued to Dallas. If they don't blow it off on a random NXT show and put the belts on American Alpha at Dallas they would make a horrible booking decision.

>>884969
>>884919
>Neville vs Kalisto should open Wrestlemania this year

>>884972
They do book the NXT tag titles weirdly desu.
>blake & murphy had them for ages despite nobody caring about them
>had a chance to put them on enzo & cass the most over team at brooklyn
>instead they retain and put the belts on vaudevillains
>nobody cares about vaudevillains and they drop the belts to another team nobody cares about but at least is pretty good
>vaudevillains and b&m are now jobbers
They'll probably put the belts on the Hype Bros next if their previous booking is anything to go by.

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>>884917
you are being cucked bro, u need to ram more often your gf's ass

>>884974

Tbh, the ideal time to put the tag titles on Enzo and Cass was at Takeover London. I was there, and people were literally fucking spitting venom the entire fucking time. I'm not sure if it made it to the broadcast, but people were fucking screaming abuse at Dash and Dawson as they left.

>>884970
I guess they would be going with the angle of Lesnar being a renegade champion (remember when that was teased for like a week?) while Bryan is HHH's most loathed guy, but possibly the only guy left who can stop the Brock.

>>884972
I could see E&C winning them on TV at Full Sail.

JJ & Gable have no shortage of time. Patience.

>>884978
>I'm not sure if it made it to the broadcast,

Nothing specific, but you could tell people were yelling at them as they exited

>>884981

I was a couple of rows back from the barrier on the ramp, and some guy was literally fucking screaming "i hope you don't make it out of london alive, cunts".

London got worked fucking HARD during that match.

>>884986
Based Anderson Cousins keeping the family tradition going

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I got trips for this

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>You see-ah, Roman
>You're not just facing a man
>You're facing The Game-ah
>The Cerebral Assassin
>The King-ah of Kings

who /fullofdread/ here?

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>>885000
>>885005

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>tfw I actually would not be mad if Haitch became the Champ instead of Ramen
At least he looks strong in terms of physique and doesn't hide behind fucking vests with a Hardy Boys logo on it

Reminder that AJ " The GOAT" Styles will be winNing the RR

I don't know about you guys, but I'd prefer Trips over Roman any year.

>>885014

I'd prefer HHH over The Big Dog, BUT if HHH wins it, we literally know the result to the main event of Wrestlemania over 2 months in advance.

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>>884676
Alicia looking mighty fine as usual

>>885014
I dont like roman, but FUCK HHH is fucking old and he has no reason to be champion again. I prefer Lesnar.

>no one mencioned this but, AJ "confirmed" his RR appearance

>>884758
Wait
Why is Nikki wearing CM Punk socks?

>>884784
Once Vince starts fapping to Lana again he'll be fine.

>>884981
If Endzone & Kaz win it then I think Jordan & Gable will turn heel.

Either that or they'll have a 3-way ladder match w/ Dasher & Dancer, that could be GOAT.

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>>884582
>gail kim

>>885040

>Enzo and Cass win
>Hold for 4-6 months
>Lose to whatever heel team, let's say BAMF because the idea of them being the first 2-time NXT Tag Champs is fucking hilarious
>BAMF win the rematch on the next weekly show
>Enzo and Cass have nothing left to prove in NXT, debut on the main roster
>Couple of weeks after that, BAMF lose the titles to American Alpha

>>885044
>has to go to a heel team inbetween
Why. Just go straight from Endo & Case to Gimble & Jason.

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>Bryan Alvarez's wife likes the seacucks because marshawn big bull lynch

C U C K

>>885045

There's no way Enzo and Cass turn heel, and I can't see American Alpha turning heel any time soon, considering how insanely over they are.

How many gimmick matches has NXT had?

>Ladder match
>Iron Man match

Is that it?

new botchamania has some top endings.
and top Yoshi.

>>885047
Why does one of those teams have to turn heel? You can have a face v face match, or a 3-way or 4-way. It's that kind of predictable heel v face at all times booking that's helping make WWE stale.

>>885053
Don't forget women's wrestling and AWESOME wrestling

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>currently on that smarkbuster's raw review binge
>17/115 videos
>during a time when WWE was actually decent with Bryan, Weed the People, Shield, pre-streak, etc

What went wrong?

>>885077

Also Wyatts before they were buried.

>>884658
Bray has to be the biggest case of "wasted talent" in years.

He should seriously be one of the top 5-6 guys but he's a walking joke because he constantly loses.

>>885088

Fat Bastard Bray might get some wins if he switched to competitive eating.

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the stars have aligned these past couple years
>Connor + Seahawks winning superbowl Yes chanting
Dbry wins
>Seahawks BTFO, Patriots win,
HHH wins and bbygirl main events
>Lemmy dies
HHH going fucken over

>>885077

Back then we actually had great characters too, in contrast to the no personality having fucks that make up the entire roster today.

>>885090
>How else will HHH be able to cope with the loss of Lemmy?

>>885094
>Haitch didn't go out on RAW after Lemmy died to King of Kings playing in the background and him bowing down to a pic of Lemmy on titantron
wasted fucking opportunity

Long time lurker first time poster. Do you guys like wrestling? Or do you actually hate it but just like talking about it? I only ask because every wrestling thread I've read, and I've read a ton of them since like 2010, is just shitting all over everything. I'll hang up and listen to your response.

>>885095
After Roman Reigns brutally assaulted him how can you expect him to even be able to walk?

>>885097
The same way Vince appeared next week on RAW and Haitch on NXT
oh wait

>>885096
If you go on the game threads you can tell we like it.

>there's a legitimate chance Roman Reigns will win two consecutive Rumbles

>>885102

Good, I want him to win.

>Reigns vs Reigns at WM32

>>885095
Word on the street is that he was supposed to go out that night for one of the angles, but he was a mess backstage because of Lemmy's passing.

>>885102
Has there been anyone else WWE has tried so hard to push?

Anyone else think the dynamic between Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman is quite sweet?

>vince about to fire heyman
>bork comes out and f5s him even though he could (should) be fired for it
>whenever there's some big ass brawl that brock comes out for heyman is right there next to him because he known brock won't let anything happen to him

>>885110

Their chemistry is great because they're great friends IRL.

>>885109
Luger I suppose, but the industry was completely different then.
A lot of people had no idea about his early NWA/WCW run.

>>885108
Is the source Meltzer again?

>>885108
How bad did he look? Triple H looks stressed out of his mind every time he's on to begin with.

>>885114
Have you ever considered they might be more than just friends? I've thought about it a lot. In kayfabe I mean.

>>885126

What the fuck dude

>>885126
Leyman!

OMG I ship them so hard!

>>884830
How so? The closest i have seen is him being the LoN powerhouse (Though he still jobs to Roman)

>>885132
Who doesn't job to Roman?

>>885133
Owens and Brock.

>>885128
In kayfabe I said. It's not like I imagine them kissing out of character lol

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THIS IS MY MOUSE

>>884658
I hope rose gets a belt. He's very fluid in ring. Terrible character but they pretty much all are these days.

>>885137

And you do imagine them doing it in character? Get the fuck out

>>885152
>>885152
>>885152

new

>>885108
Man I was a fucking mess that night! Tried to watch raw to take my mind of it! Then they had the lemmy tribute segment and I cried like a little bitch!!

rycock sucks, just like chimp poster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVRHMZNaKTY
Look at the way Steiner's fingers dig into Nidia's anus

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>>885244
3...
2...
1...
*BZZZZ*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTqwnMWiH1I

Admit it you would mark the fuck out

>>884701
>smarks are commies
Lmao