Starting with the goat
So he was a retard or what?
die
>It looks like Sami Zayn is going to stay in NXT up until at least WrestleMania 32, where he'll headline Takeover: Dallas against (possibly a heel) Finn Balor for the title. He could debut on the main roster as soon as the Raw after 'Mania.
>>881265
not a huge fan of him but thats pretty good he will get a good pop.
>You will NEVER put Asuka in the Walls of Jericho and hear her scream "ITAAAI ITAI ITAI!" as she taps helplessly but I have to win via pinfall so you just keep putting the pressure on as you break her Japanese spirit, and her Japanese thoracic vertebrae
>You will never german suplex Asuka through a plate glass window in front of millions in Philadelphia as the crowd, unable to grasp the severity of her injuries, eggs you on with chants of "Holy shit" and "This is awesome"
>You will NEVER have sex with Asuka a leg drop from the top of a 16-foot steel cage through an announce table wrapped in barbed wire
Why even live?
Check it out guys, I got a picture with my hero today!!!
>>881266
Zayn will get over just for his theme alone, that shit is hype as fuck
>>881272
>indian wwe fans
> no one wants to use the supercard thread for the second time
Cant be fucked to delete it, its staying
Fuck the aspies
>>881270
I dont think you understand how this meme works do you
>>881258
>>881278
How does this meme work
>>881278
it has a duplicate thread number
no one wants to miss our goal of 2k by mania
>GOAT Undertaker phase
>only lasted a year
>>881287
That Jericho top-of-the-head ponytail
>>881287
Wait, that isnt ardrian neville right?
ryback wwe champ headlines wrestlemania after vince mcmahon sees him shirtless
kevin obese owens future endeavored after stephanie mcmahon chokes on her vomit after seeing accidental kevin obese owens nip slip
>>881258
I kind of found wigger Cena intriguing
It's like when he comes out with all the armbands with the classic WWF logos, it gives the impression that he's a wrestling fanboy under all that thug life shit.
It was cool back then before everybody in NXT started telling everyone "LOL WE'RE ALL NERDS DRAGONBALL Z" and made it silly
>>881287
That attire is bad as fuck
Who's your pick for the Rumble, /asp/?
I'm ABR (Anyone But Roman)
>>881273
>Zayn will get over just for his theme alone, that shit is hype as fuck
His music is pop punk ska trash liked only by 14 year olds who go to warped tour
>>881297
>It was cool back then before everybody in NXT started telling everyone "LOL WE'RE ALL NERDS DRAGONBALL Z"
Lol who the fuck does this
Xavier Woods and Blue pants?
Can someone please tell me if I am doing okay at re-creating Chris-chan in WWE 2K16?
It's kind of hard when you do not have a decent face image to work with.
I always loved the idea of him become a professional wrestler and now with myCareer mode this should be a fun playthrough.
>>881309
I also have plans on making a Sonic inspired attire for him.
>>881311
I know that, think of this as an alternate timeline sort of thing. I would love to create Christina, and now that Create-A-Diva is back, I might just do that so she could compete with the girls.
>>881275
What if Indian WWE fans are just working us?
>>881313
then they would be even more based
>>881273
Zayn's theme literally belongs at the end of a Nickelodeon movie.
>>881318
No it doesn't.
>>881320
Agreed my good friend. 'Tis always a great thing to see fellow redditors around these parts!
Gotta go fast. Chris brings his unique autistic perspective to the squared circle.
>>881323
How did that post have anything to do with Reddit?
>>881320
How old are you?
rybotch 5x anal prolapse from lifting weights
kevin owens 5x world champion
>>881325
Just don't reply, trolls somehow think that you are mad if you take a whole 5 seconds out of your day to reply. Trolling is an lost art.
>>881324
>Heel attire is sonic with blue arms
BOOK IT DAMMIT!!!
Would you guys rather a kayfabe wrestling game for mobile? (Think Football Manager, but you play the role of a kayfabe GM, making matches etc.)
OR
Would you guys rather a shoot wrestling game for mobile? (Same FM concept, but you're the owner of a company, you can turn guys on a whim, book feuds as you see fit, determine match lengths etc.)
>>881265
>heel zayn
nope
You now remember when WWE announced the invitation gor the gay NBA player who got cut to have an open mic on RAW, and was never mentioned again
>>881324
That attire is actually pretty good.
>>881309
>People are this obsessed with a man who has autism
>The captcha counts pizza as pies now
>>881358
That was a football player, he played in Canada for a bit
>>881337
Shoot definitely
>>881337
shoot by a mile
the most interesting part of a game like that would be managing talent, gauging crowd interest and booking
Rate this idea
>Balor called up to main roster
>challenges Taker at Mania
>Taker announces he's retiring after Mania
>Bray side tracks him and claims he'll be the one to beat Taker into retirement
>Bray puts Balor into a gauntlet, forcing him to beat every member of the Wyatt Family every week
>Balor's demon shtick is superhyped
>Balor beats Bray and goes on to challenge Taker at Mania
>both Balor and Taker are booked as faces
>announcers hype Balor up as an underdog face in an uphill battle
>Balor hyped as Taker's true spiritual successor once he retires
>lots of close calls with Balor almost winning
>Taker ends up winning and is officially retired
>Balor pays his respects and shakes Taker's hand
>Balor has earned Taker's respect in a passing of the torch moment
>Balor leaves the ring to let Taker have his final moment
>masked men rush the ring and brutally assault Taker
>Balor slides in to make the save
>they take off their mask and its Bullet Club
>Balor turns heel and destroys Taker
>long buildup of Balor's demon person hype and his quest to be Taker's spiritual successor is all a red herring for his heel turn and Bullet Club's debut
SUPERMAN PUNCH! NO KRYPTONITE IN SIGHT!
>>881406
Kinda cool, though I dislike the idea of Bray losing yet another feud.
>>881406
>it's a Balor vs Taker idea
0/10 fuck off
>>881401
A game like that has existed since like 2002
>>881406
> first word is Balor
Stopped reading there
Fuck off back to wue
>>881406
> red herring angles
Ugh, fuck off Russo
>>881406
Slightly tweaked it to make it better.
> Reigns challenges Taker at Mania
>Taker announces he's retiring after Mania
>Bray side tracks him and claims he'll be the one to beat Taker into retirement
>Bray puts Reigns into a gauntlet, forcing him to beat every member of the Wyatt Family every week
>Reigns is superhyped
>Reigns beats Bray and goes on to challenge Taker at Mania
>both Reigns and Taker are booked as faces
>announcers hype Reigns up as an underdog face in an uphill battle
>Reigns hyped as Taker's true spiritual successor once he retires
>lots of close calls with Reigns almost winning
>Taker ends up winning and is officially retired
>Reigns pays his respects and shakes Taker's hand
>Reigns has earned Taker's respect in a passing of the torch moment
>Reigns leaves the ring to let Taker have his final moment
>masked men rush the ring and brutally assault Taker
>Reigns slides in to make the save
>they take off their mask and its The SHield
>Reigns turns heel and destroys Taker
>long buildup of Reigns and his quest to be Taker's spiritual successor is all a red herring for his heel turn and The Shield's return
Rate this idea
>Lesnar F5s Xavier Woods into oblivion
>New Day starts walking around with #UnicornLivesMatter signs
>>881416
Would get them fired/10
>>881406
>implying the WM crowd would know who Bullet Club are
I can hear the crickets now
>>881414
9/10
Not enough samoans for a 10
>>881258
I'm STILL mad about the bullshit heel turn they tried to have with this guy
They had a golden opportunity. He could've had a Usual Suspects-level twist with his character. He could've had one of the greatest heel turns by revealing that he was pretending to be retarded....especially if they had him somehow win the WWE/WHC title from a face just before it happened (he was supposed to be a retard who could still somehow wrestle pretty well so it could have worked)
He could've been WWE's Slow Donnie (except none of us would've known his scam until he got what he wanted)
>>881428
Replace Bray with The Rock and the Wyatt Family with the Usos
>>881424
If you truly believe that, you're about as in-touch with the audience as Vince.
>>881431
People only about them because of dirtsheets. Most don't watch outlaw.
>>881437
Show your working.
>>881431
Majority of WWE audience don't watch NJPW
>>881448
> he doesn't know that WrestleMania crowds are primarily international smarks
>>881450
I'm an international smark and don't watch NJPW
>>881457
Well, clearly, your one case of anecdotal evidence trumps the past, what, 5+ years of WrestleMania crowds?
>>881459
What crowds? Doing what?
>>881462
Being international smarks?
Are you slow or something? Even WWE has caught on to RAWafterMania, for example, being the smarkiest night of the year.
>>881468
Who, exactly, do you think buys WrestleMania tickets?
>>881469
Being a smark doesn't imply you watch Jap. What evidence is there they watch Jap too? "International" mean fans from Europe, but that doesn't mean they watch NJPW.
>>881474
> people who fly halfway across the planet for wrestling somehow won't know who AJ Styles is
Uh-huh.
>>881473
> official /wwe/ guide on how to spot an aspie in our threads #101
> he uses too many commas
Not many people care about jap wrestling at all lad, even when it comes to smarks
I bet you are one of those wewtists that unironically say Bullet Club transcends wrestling arent you
>>881478
>all international WWE fans watch other international promotions, even those in another language
The state of your retard logic
>>881481
> AJ Styles will be an unknown to a WrestleMania crowd
The state of >>(You)
>>881480
Go put your life savings (>implying you have any) on what your gut instinct tells you to bet on. Go. Now. You're wasting your amazing gambling talent.
People definitely know who aj styles is. TNA is more popular than you think it was
>>881459
The last 5 years of WM crowds followed NJPW? Proof?
>>881482
Styles has wrestled in TNA. We were discussing Bullet Club.
>you
>NXT Women's ChampionBayley defeatedAlexa Blissto retain. The reaction for Bayley was insane, bigger than the one for Enzo and Cass. She was so over, it's hard to put into words. Bliss definitely held her own for the match of the night so far.
>NXT ChampionFinn BalordefeatedSami Zaynto retain in the main event. Huge reactions for both guys as expected. Finn definitely worked as a heel, no question about it, but everyone was still torn between them. Best chant of the night may have been "both these guys" during this match. Balor won with Coup de Grace and they shook hands after the match.
>Some the pops tonight were bigger than main event pops you might hear at Raw or a pay-per-view. Great show top to bottom.
Vince on suicide watch.
>>881489
Karl & Gallows won't be at 'Mania bud.
> not knowing that Gallows has BEEN on WrestleManias already
18+
>>881491
>Best chant of the night may have been "both these guys"
What the fuck does that even mean
>>881469
>smarkiest night
>implying post-WM crowds for the past 3-4 years aren't these shitty crowds putting themselves over actual wrestlers
>>881493
They're chanting for both. You've never heard that before?
>>881492
>Karl and Gallows
Literally who
>>881493
They want to be fucked in the ass by both of those guys, not just one.
>>881494
> "putting themselves over"
Spotted the Corpus Christi cuck
>>881484
You are arent you
> bullet club transcends wrestling
> the crowd will know who bullet club are
>>881500
> smarks won't know who smark darlings are
Aww, you're adorable. Do you also think Reigns is going to get cheered at the Royal Rumble too, because it's in his homestate?
>>881493
They couldn't decide who to root for so they went for that chant.
>>881502
>Hey guys remember when Roman was supposed to be BTFO in Philly, Minnesota and Brooklyn?
>>881502
> aww,your adorable
You aspies are literal stereotypical caricatures
I dont even have to say anything, you do all the damage yourselves
>>881504
> TV crowds of whiny kids + bored soccermoms = crowd for one of the biggest PPVs of the year
You also denied that Reigns was going to get shat on right up until he entered last year's Royal Rumble didn't you?
>>881505
> your
Literally too dumb to Copy & Past correctly. Absolute fucking bottom of the barrel.
NXT crowd v Post-WM crowd v UK crowd
Which is more cringe inducing?
>>881507
People who are deprived of social interaction to the extent of believing that lively crowds are bad?
>>881507
Fullfail easily. Brit crowds are based. Yanks a shit.
>>880996
It was great.
Now with only one top title though there is no point in brand split. Also the brand split allowed awesome cross band promotions like Team smackdown vs Team RAW in SS and those Wrestlemania matches were the GMs handpick the guys representing the brand.
>>881413
Nothing wrong with red herring angles ....unless they're done too often and/or done terribly. THAT'S Russo.
>>881511
There's also no point in a Brand Split 'cause the roster is razor-thin and ransacked by injuries
>>881507
NXT
>>881506
> bothering to copypaste 2 words
> resorting to and caring about grammer
Get out of /wwe/ aspie and go back to the AppleSteve general
>>881512
What are some good red herring angles?
>>881516
> being a moron
>>(You)
>>881507
All of them are pretty bad but Meme Sail is easily the worst.
>>881513
Just promote some more NXT guys or use those jobber talent you have been sitting up and ascent them to the midcard.
>>881406
>Balor
It's shit.
>>881528
It's a nice idea, but you know as soon as SD! does better than RAW it'll get buried
>>881520
Sick bern senpai
Please no more
>>881535
u got #rekt
I miss Edge :/
I actually like stardust
>>881539
If it's any consolation Edge said he was probably going to retire at WrestleMania 28 regardless, so we really only lost one year of him
I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD
>>881538
My rectum is ravaged ;_;
>>881544
* #rekt'em
EVERYONE COME SEE THE GREATEST SHOW
Post opinions you feel may be unpopular but aren't really sure.
>Suplex City is a fucking shit forced meme that only serves to make Brock's rarefied appearances more bottle-necked and formulaic
>>881558
I kind of agree
>>881558
It only became "forced" after WWE co-opted it
> Lesnar will never again have proper matches
>>881558
Kalisto is a faggot and I'm happy ADR won his title back
>>881558
I like tyler breeze
>>881568
Sin Gusto
>>881558
wrestling is ok
>>881558
I love Big Show when he isn't wrestling
>>881406
>another balor v taker idea
>>881580
this is a correct opinion
>>881558
The Dudley Boyz deserved to get another run or 2 with the tag belts similar to Road Dogg & Billy Gunn
>>881584
This isn't unpopular: they should've won at MSG and dropped them back to New Day later
>>881558
Corporate Kane isn't terrible
>>881406
>Bray losing again
no.
>>881590
Corporate Kane was the freshest he'd been in years and even the split-personality gimmick was fun.
Then WWE overplayed it and killed it.
Who would be a better full time commentator, on any of the WWE shows once they retire?
>Big Show
>Mark Henry
>Kane
>Taker
>Edge, since he already is retired
>>881558
Corbin is based and not just because full fail hate him
>>881598
Henry
Show is a close second
>>881600
Any other ideas of those aren't on the list?
>>881603
Ryback is always fun on commentary and Owens is great at it too, but ideally they're still a long ways off retiring
>>881604
Ryback doesn't know how to sound like he isn't reading off a script
>>881598
Kane could be interesting
>>881411
the UI is mspaint tier so I never tried it
>>881610
> EWR
> 2016
TEW2005 has been free for years newbie
>>881558
Bray is underrated and should have had a title run by now.
>>881558
Randy Orton is really underrated in his jobbing nowadays
>>881605
He doesn't sound like that when he's NOT reading off a script
>>881598
Big Show and Edge
>>881618
Miz is utterly fucking terrible on commentary.
I remember he commentated on an SD a couple of years back and he was so bad that even *JBL* was appalled
>>881599
I never really hated on Corbin in the first place, but his promo between Balor and Samoa Joe was really bad. They need to keep it them shorter until he's better.
How did Miz win the title? What were they thinking
>>881622
His promo this week was pretty solid
>>881626
No idea. Why were him and R-truth shoehorned into main event feuds? Shit booking.
>>881626
Vince had a chub for him.
>>881630
Awesome Truth was the peak of their careers.
YOU SEE AH HERES THE THING ROMAN
AS A MATTER OF FACT
>>881517
Nexus' debut was great
NXT had the guys competing against each other looking like random newbies trying to get on the main roster. Then the winner comes on Raw, brings all the guys with him, they beat the shit out of everybody and they ALL become the main storyline together.
Then of course they fucked it up like they do everything else.....
>>881491
>NXMeme reactions
>Meaning anything
>>881630
Talk shit all you want about Miz as champ but the Awesome Truth angle was great
>>881638
NXT being a pseudo-reality contest wasn't a red herring. It was a genuine idea from WWE for a watchable TV program.
>>881598
Big Show. I've really enjoyed him the times he's done it. That time he was on commentary while Roman was wrestling, he actually put him over while still maintaining his dislike of him and sounded quite into the match.
Kane would be interesting though. He's a pretty smart guy irl so he could perhaps offer good analysis and insight.
The others would probably only be okay at best, with the exception of maybe Edge.
>>881603
Miz, definitely. He's great.
>>881643
These shows weren't at Full Sail dum-dum
>>881626
Miz is based
>>881644
There was no way they should have been going against Rock and Cena or involved in HHH/Punk.
>>881649
It doesn't matter. Everyone competing at NXT gets a reaction, doesn't mean it will translate to the main roster dummy.
>>881654
That's because NXT is booked well and RAW is garbage.
>>881626
Vince really liked his legs.
LOOK IN MY EYES!
>>881637
QUITE FRANKLY
>>881658
>NXT is booked well
>>881671
...your point being?
Hey just dropping buy because I saw that 'List of WWE Personnel' is the 2nd most edited Wikipedia article of all time
which gives me great confidence you're all autistic, congratulations
I had a hunch before and this confirms it.
>>881646
Of course the show itself wasn't a red herring
But fans who watched were led to believe that all of the competitors were going to make separate efforts to make a name for themselves on the main roster....particularly the winner of NXT
Nobody expected them to all suddenly come together and attempt to take over nWo style. Thus the red herring.
>>881690
Please have sex you inbred shut-in.
>>881691
I...guess. But that's kind of a tenuous example.
It's like saying the solo careers of Rollins/Ambrose/Reigns in NXT were a red herring for The Shield
So, is Bill DeMott guilty?
>>881637
>drink every time he says Roman made it personal
>drink every time he says he's fighting the Celebral Assassin/The Game/Terra Ricing/The Icon/The Face of the Atittood Era
>drink every time he says he's a B+ player
>drink every time he says bury or shovel
>drink every time he panders to the crowd and gets booed
>drink every time he breaks the 4th wall
>drink every time he says that he beat The Rock
>drink every time he shit talks Dwayne or any of Roman's family
>drink every time he lets Steph do the talking for him
>drink every time he scowls in front of Roman's face
>drink every time the Kliq/DX comes out
>yfw Neville wins the WWEWHC
>>881694
We are all guilty anon-chan we are all guilty
>>881700
Aww Yiss
>>881626
Miz winning the title was good for one reason and one reason only: nobody thought it would happen. When he came out with the briefcase, people were already laughing and anticipating to see the first idiot to lose his cash-in, because NO WAY would they put him over Orton...
Then Miz shocked the world....
He held the title too long, though. Forget asking how he won it....how the fuck did he get to face Cena at Wrestlemania with the title on the line....and WIN?
NXT is fucking gay.
>>881626
He was the hottest Heel in the company around Wrestlemania time.
Incidentally, 1+1 is 2.
>>881707
Vince had a boner for him and they needed a shitter heel for Rock to play off
Miz was literally the 3rd wheel in that WrestleMania main event
>>881712
Barrett was red-hot until Cena got the shovel out.
Punk was over too, but he was on SD or injured
>>881700
I wish Big Gold was around because they could be so much more free in giving out reigns for that because it's not THE Title.
We'd see some real nice surprises like Nev.
>>881718
They don't even need Big Gold for that. The intercontinental title would be enough if they would book it properly and let it be worth a shit again.
>>881711
nah
>MAGGLE ROMAN WILL BEAT TWENTY NINE OTHER SUPERSTARS
>implying Roman won't be a sitting duck once the Wyatts start showing up and throwing out everyone again until they get removed by Brock, Deanetty, New Day, etc.
>>881723
That's true, but it needs to be built back up, first.
Big Gold has that innate importance because it's a World Title.
>>881729
I've always wanted a Heel to come out and be all:
>I'm not gonna beat 29 other wrestlers, all these morons brag about how they will but I won't, I'm gonna sit my ass in the corner, watch everyone tear eachother apart and throw out whatever poor schmuck is left
Just something to that effect, it'd be funny.
>>881739
>Neville ever getting an ACTUAL Top Title Reign
His only hope at being a world champ is if Big Gold makes a comeback desu
Post Wrestlemania 32 cards
>WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match
HHH (c) vs Roman Reigns (w/Special Guest Referee Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)
>United States Championship Match
Alberto Del Rio (c) vs Kalisto
>Intercontinental Title Match
Kevin Owens (c) vs Neville
>Divas Championship Match
Charlotte (c) vs Sasha Banks vs Becky Lynch vs Paige
>Tag Team Championship Match
The New Day (c) open challenge, answered by whichever NXT Team is ready to go
Social Outcasts vs The Miz, Tyler Breeze, Fandango and Stardust (Pre-Show)
>Career Threatening Match
Chris Jericho vs King Barrett
Dean Ambrose vs The Undertaker
>Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royale
>>881741
HHH seems to love him, at least
>>881742
>HHH (c)
>[current year]
Also that doesn't look like a wrestlemania card, more like Battleground or something.
>>881742
Even with the little WWE has got now, this is still weak. And lazily so.
>>881747
It'd be the ultimate fucking heel move, and actually makes The Authority interesting again.
>Battleground
Which fucking Battleground has Chris Jericho retiring?
>>881744
He also likes Breeze, but we all know how that turned out.
>>881742
>Roman Reigns is a three time champion in less than 6 months
>>881751
> HHH as champ
> interesting
>>881751
Jerishill is so whored out that he would actually retire at a lesser ppv
>>881751
>Triple H being champion is interesting
Top lel family. Most people find it mildly annoying/amusing at best. Triple H and the word interesting have literally never gone hand in hand at any single point in his career. He has always relied on factions and stables to make him look somewhat personable.
>Caring about Chris Jericho in 2016
In most people's minds he might as well have retired in 2008, and a match with Barrett is hardly anything to get people excited.
Seriously, that's an awful card.
>>881753
Buck stops with Vince.
(Unfortunately.)
>>881742
>Dwayne as the ref
>gets gassed after a two count
>>881764
> ONE
> TWO
> IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE ROCK COUN-*gasping for breath*
>>881764
>Le gassed maymay
Are you his conditioning coach?
>>881769
Can't tell if this post is brilliantly ironic or legitimately stupid
>>881769
Go away Dwayne
>>881771
>HES SO GASSED GUISE xD
18+
Batista is rumored to be a surprise entrant in RR
>>881775
>yfw he enters as Drax
>>881774
> I am too autistic to be able to recognise when somebody is out of breath
>>881779
>Bringing autism into it
Nice projection
>>881775
I really want this just for what is no doubt going to be a hilarious reaction
> yfw he gets cheered over Ramen
Anyone else pity Tyler Breeze? Nigga literally has it worse getting out of developmental.
He probably had high hopes as well.
>>881781
Not really, you're the one who can't read expressions
>>881782
>he actually thinks Roman will get booed in his home state
>>881785
When does your ban on reddit expire?
>>881747
>cuckev
How?
>>881796
>Letting Rollins anywhere near your woman
>>881794
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIT
>>881797
>Seth cucking Rusev
lelno
>>881794
> implying SquaredCirclejerk
Who's projecting now?
>>881801
>cucked BMJ
>cucked Dean
>cucked Kidd
>cucked Triple H
>cucked Frank the Clown
Rusev is no exception m8
>>881801
>>881791
> he actually thinks it matters where the Royal Rumble is held and that it won't be a crowd of international smarks + NXTers
>>881794
nice
>>881810
>> he actually thinks it matters where the Royal Rumble is held and that it won't be a crowd of international smarks + NXTers
NXTers possibly but international smarks seems more like wrestlemania.
>>881805
we don't need to hear your Seth 'Ratings killer' Rollins fantasies
Vince gets off on booking stuff like this.
Remember Edge and Lita.
>>881820
>that gimmicked kiss
COMMIT TO THE ANGLE
SELL IT
>>881822
Did you not watch the last 2 Rumbles?
>>881809
Letting his sweat drip on Nikki to mark his territory
>>881805
Cucking Frank is no achievement
>>881834
>>881805
Frank the Cuck cucks himself by being so pathetic
>>881831
Based nikki and get to be where BMJ and seth have been
>>881829
>last 2 Rumbles
>smark city
>smark city
>>881836
What does Noelle see in this lamer
>>881838
> Pittsburgh
> smark city
>>881842
She's already rich tho
:fap:
>>881852
>people consider this Woman thick
>>881852
MUH
>>881852
Cute fridge
>>881854
>americans thinking "thick" means 300+lbs
>>881859
>American
>thinking that's what anyone considers "thick"
nah she just aint thick breh
>>881859
She's not thick. She's pudgy. Pic related is thick.
Know the difference, it might save your life.
>>881863
That's not thick either, that's toned as fuck.
Kaitlyn is thick
i want amerifats to go
>>881287
>>881865
I realized it was a wrong example after I posted.
Noelle is thick. Asuka is just chubby. This weaboo wootist is triggered beyond belief.
>>881869
Can you even imagine the memes /wwe/ would have come up with during the attitude era?
>I and many others want to tune into RAW each week and see cool,twisted story lines and great wrestling
Smarks truly never change.
>>881846
PA is smark territory
the Allegheny valley to minneapolis is smarky as fuck
>>881852
>tfw no puffy joshi gf
I don't really care if Asuka is thick or not, I'd still fuck her.
>>881852
Hnng
wrestling twitter is lit, the yass queen types are a hoot.
>>881882
>i pose one picture of asuka without saying anything about "thickness"
>obese turbo virgin american can't comprehend a woman under 400lbs
>starts calling people virgins and weaboos
truly pathetic
>>881882
>Implying I can't find both Asuka and Kaitlyn attractive
>>881883
What?
>>881889
You can't, you're allowed one waifu
Them's the rules
Choose
>>881852
I.....I would make her do things
THINGS, I tell you
>tfw hyped for Total Divas
>I watch wrestling for the matches
>>881892
Becky :^)
>>881885
phs
>>881896
nice
>>881897
Good choice tbqfhwu
>>881895
Just 3 days to go
>>881290
That seriously looks like someone else's hand and not hers
>>881902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgF2gaohAvM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgF2gaohAvM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgF2gaohAvM
>the city of Dog Ziggler
>meme underground next week
>people posting about being hyped for Total Divas
>>881905
>the city of people who watch total divas
>>881905
>Hey i know you're with John Cena, but let's have this totally inappropriate private conversation in plain sight while being mic'd up
Why do you guys watch this shit again?
>>881905
I'm still disappointed that the R-Truth/Dolph stunt double gimmick didn't go further
Truth should've become a full-time twin of Dolph's and gone under the name "Wog Niggler"
>>881905
Beta Ziggler put through a table by BMJ when
>>881908
is LU any good?
>>881910
You'd better not be a pro wrestling fan asking this shit, kek
>>881913
Yes
>>881896
> ric flair is unironically my favourite wrestler
> i unironically live in a trailer
> i unironically rock the ricky gervais goatee in 2016
> the disshevelled trailerpark section state of Flair'the reason i created this meme'Fag
>>881910
>>881905
how do we even know if BMJ and Nikki are even an actual couple? Maybe it's all for the show
>mfw that would make even jhon more based
>>881910
They watch it so they can self-insert themselves into the lives of these wrestlers.
Everything on the E! network is marketed towards teenage girls, gay men or stay at home house-wives, so it's pretty much safe to assume that the people fawning over Total Divas are the gay demographic.
Can't wait for the Rumble next week
>Reigns wins two years in a row, final 2 three years in a row
> Crowd boos after #30 because Daniel Bryan isn't there
>No matter who wins they get booed
>>881915
>WWE tried to poach LU talent but got blocked by their contracts
>>881914
I like Game of Thrones too, but i don't want to watch some "reality" show following the midget and staging dumb shit scenarios in his everyday life.
>>881919
I'm not even close to fitting into any of those demographics. What now?
>>881917
I'd honestly buy that Cena maintains a complete facade of a relationship just for the company.
>yfw somewhere deep in the wilderness of Alaska off the grid is Cena's true home
>yfw Cena has a pure Aryan wife and 20 blonde haired, blue eyed children versed comprehensively in quantum mechanics by the age of 8 with perfect table manners
>yfw every night before they eat their wholesome banquet around their mahogany table they say a few words in commemoration of Adolph Hitler
>but he pretends to date some plastic Mexican cretin because he has immense dedication to kayfabe
>>881925
You're most definitely gay.
>>881926
>Implying Cena can even love other people
He's literally just a robot who is programmed to work, every second of every day, until Vince decides to deactivate him.
>>881927
But women make my penis hard
>>881895
When does it go on the network?
>>881928
>yfw Cena has overcome his factory settings and now abides the concepts of hustle, loyalty and respect instead of Vince's orders and is just waiting for the opportune moment to overcome the first two laws of robotics and AA him off of WWE HQ
Fucking based Cena lads.
>>881928
Of course he is. He's the Prototype.
>>881926
This is the exact sort of self-insertion I was talking about. It's what these "reality" shows tend to pander to.
>>881936
I wasn't even talking about Total Divas breh
I've never seen an episode
>>881936
I think that anon was just trying to be funny though dude.
>>881937
>never seen an episode of Total Divas
And you have the nerve to post in /wwe/?
>>881928
>>881926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIAKnGujUVM
god damn
>tfw earth 2.0 is just a race of BMJ's
>>881939
Total Divas is not sports entertainment, it's just entertainment.
I can't involve myself unless there's a legitimate element of competition, famdango.
>>881940
>I LOOK IN YOUR GENETIC LUNCHBOX
>AND I SEE A PEANUT BUTTER JELLY SANDWICH
>WITH THE CRUSTS CUT OFF
You can legit see that he has a lot of charisma
>>881941
>implying
>On Chris Jericho’s “Talk is Jericho” podcast, he confirmed that his announced entry into this year’s Royal Rumble would not just be a one-shot deal, and he plans on staying around for another extended run.
>Regarding his future in this particular stint, we may see a heel turn from Jericho in the near future. WWE announced through a local email blast that Jericho will be teaming with Sheamus to go against Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose at SmackDown this coming Tuesday in Dayton, OH.
>While this will most likely be a dark match, it may also be planting seeds for a potential Jericho vs. Ambrose feud leading to WrestleMania, after rumblings of the two possibly feuding after the outcome at last year’s Night of Champions pay per view.
Oh boy.
>Lunatic fringe vs cooldad
>Outlaw Wrestling
>>881941
> he doesnt have a chick to watch TD with
This is a non virgin general fampai, please relocate to the Applesteve, /outlaw/ or Asgooka threads where you will fit in better
>>881947
>wrong number
>>881947
Not only are you recycling your gay image collection you also can't post the right number.
>>881507
The UK crowd at the latest Takeover.
Fucking cringe-tier.
>>882063
>americucks mad as fuck UK had crowd of the year sewn up
>>881265
>Asuka will NEVER put you in the Walls of Jericho and hear you scream "ITAAAI ITAI ITAI!" while you tap helplessly but she has to win via pinfall so she just keeps putting the pressure on as she breaks your spirit, and your thoracic vertebrae
>Asuka will never german suplex you through a plate glass window in front of millions in Philadelphia as the crowd, unable to grasp the severity of your injuries, eggs her on with chants of "Holy shit" and "This is awesome"
>Asuka will NEVER have sex with you via a leg drop from the top of a 16-foot steel cage through an announce table wrapped in barbed wire
Why even live?