/wwe/ general #1740 can't stop the reign train edition

Who's read for lesnar to eliminate 30 people at the rumble?

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GET HYPED

Haitch screws over Roman. Brock wins the rumble.

>>877746
so a squash match.

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>>877746
>posting outlaw shit
>in a /wwe/ general
>in the year 2000+(4*4)
Let the meme die, pls

>>877723

NXT is catered to smarks. They use NXT to get young guys over with smarks. So that way, when these new guys that have already gotten over with smarks on NXT don't get booed when they get to Raw by the 25 year old virgins who watch wrestling for the matches.

It's genius really.

NXT really isn't that good, but you guys swear by it just because it's less popular than WWE.

Smarks are wrestling hipsters. "He sucks now, but i'm a big fan of his early work."

Smarks get worked just as hard as marks son.

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will raw ever be fun to watch again

>>877766

you only need to watch the first 30 minutes and the last 30 minutes.

everything else is garbage filller that literally doesn't matter. just matches and feuds you've seen 20 times that don't fucking matter.

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>>877766
i miss the real nikki not bri dressed as nikki.

>>877743
he's getting screwd by triple h anyway and sheamus/lesnar will win

I'm happy Bray will probably get to have a match with his Idol Nakamura.

>>877743
He is gonna eliminate himself?
What an idiot

>>877779

>tfw Nakamura can't even speak english
>he dances like Michael Jackson and has titties
>indie fags think this will get over on the main roster

Is Mr Fuji still alive to get this chink fag over or what

>>877766
BRIE MODE

>>877774
Who is Nikki kidding? We all know she's not re-signing with WWE.

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>>877786
Nakamura can speak english he just has a heavy Japanese accent so he doesn't sound really tough, I would rather he speak as little as possible. They just launched the Network in Japan and payed a ton of money to get this guy straight onto the main roster so they obviously have big plans for him.

I think the only guy who can spoil the chances of Nakamura is pic related.
>HAHA I LOVE THIS GUY MAGGLE
>HE IS LIKE A MICHAEL JACKSON
>HAHA JUST LIKE A YOUNG FREDDY MERCURY
>BET THEY DIDN'T HAVE GUYS THE SIZE OF THOSE WYATTS IN JAPAN
Just put him over as a dangerous shooter brought in by Heyman or HHH to go after Reigns then turn him Face later on when he deserts them.

>>877793
JBL will be more like:
>This man made a name for himself in Japan, but was he ever really that good to begin with?
>This is the WWE, the level of competition here is on a whole other level.
>Nakamura might get the crowd into it with his flashy entrance, but can he really go in the ring?
>This man needs to step it up if he wants to be a star the caliber of John Cena.
etc
etc

>>877774

Have sex

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>kalisto lost the united states title the next night on smackdown

hahahahahaahahahaahahahaa fuck wwe, fuck no heato.

I don't even know why people get their hopes up anymore.

>>877793
I miss when JBL was a rich texan asshole with saggy tits who beat peoples ass all day. Probably one of the greatest heels smackdown had besides Edge

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>>877801
>JoJo interviewed Kalisto, who vowed to evoke the names of Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio while vowing to thrive in the land of the giants.


>Loses the title immediately after to tall mexican in a reversal of RAW

At least King Barret interfered and we have a good wrestler involved in this feud but really WWE at least try to make a title worth something

>>877801
>>877803

It happened to get people to tune into smackdown, but in this day and age why even bother when it'll just be spoiled by a dirtsheet smark online? Smackdown isn't all that important anyway and the current roster sucks balls. The main event will always be a tag team.

What will Kofi's Rumble save spot be this year?

New Day catching him?

So...we can basically already sum up the entire Royal Rumble...

1. Roman Reigns (WHC)
2. Dean Ambrose
3. Sheamus
4. Rusev
5. Alberto Del Rio
6. King Barrett (?)
7. Kofi Kingston
8. Big E
9. Xavier Woods
10. Curtis Axel
11. Adam Rose
12. Heath Slater
13. Bo Dallas
14. Bray Wyatt
15. Luke Harper
16. Eric Rowan
17. Braun Strowman
18. Kevin Owens
19. Brock Lesner
20. Chris Jericho
21. Goldust
22. The Miz
23. R-Truth
24. Stardust

These are all basically set in stone thanks to these last few weeks, and everyone throwing their name into the ring. That only leaves us with 10 other people and when you look at who will probably include themselves...you have

Titus O Neil
Bubba Ray Dudley
Devon Dudley
Tyler Breeze
Neville
Kalisto
Jey Uso
Jimmy Uso
Triple H

This Rumble is going to suck, and we wont even get any cool legends and/or veterans to drop in for their surprise RR visit.

>>877808
>2. Dean Ambrose
>18. Kevin Owens
they're having Last man standing match at the ppv. i doubt they'll be in the rumble itself

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>>877793
>yfw JBL buries another wrestler with his comments

>>877809
>i doubt they'll be in the rumble itself

U wot

>>877813
not that guy but

>last man standing

that shits like a hardcore match. They gotta sell it senpai

>>877816
10 bucks say Ambrose will slowly get into the ring for the RR match with bandage around his waist

>>877810
SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

>>877816

They'll still come into the rumble and toss out some jobbers or Owens will eliminate Deanetty cause he's butthurt. It makes no sense to keep those 2 out of the rumble.

>>877817
>HES SO CRAZY MAGGLE XD

i hope its the other guy, minus the bandage

>>877820
HE'S A LUNATIC MAGGLE HE JUST DOES THINGS

>>877820
>owens is so fat they don't have enough bandage for him
LOVE IT MAGGLE!

>>877789
WAWAHWAHWAHWAH FAT DICK

>>877805
Forget the dirtsheets. WWE literally spoiled it on their own website earlier today.

>>877803
>we have a good wrestler involved
thank you based ADR.

>>877806
that the most obvious one so wwe will do it, because I cant really think of anything else. If vince was into popculture he could one of those hoverboards or something.

He calls them...his fireflies.

What main event are we going to get at Mania?

Reigns vs. Brock
or
Reigns vs. Triple H

I am sick and tired of JBL telling us how crazy and unstable Dean is, and then later in the night Bray Wyatt spider walks, Natalya comes out dressed like a Mad Max character, the Ascension look like anime villains, Damien Sandow and Curtis Axel think they are different people entirely, the Miz thinks he is as famous as Brad Pitt, Barrett thinks he is a King, and Erick Rowan wears a sheep mask everywhere...
and the guy who shows up in normal clothes and fights is the lunatic.

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Who's the RVD of current wrestlers?

>>877833
Reigns vs Brock round 2.

Reigns wins and then proceeds to fuck Steph in the middle of the ring while Vince cries tears of joy.

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>>877835
none of it is real though so relax

>>877836
kendrick i guess
>loves to get high
>comes back every now and then
>still has some good spots

>>877833
I think Reigns vs Triple H is happening but I dont think its main eventing unless Triple H really feels that he needs to main event Wrestlemania again

>>877843
>Implying he wouldn't take the chance to main event the biggest WM ever

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>>877843
>unless Triple H really feels that he needs to main event Wrestlemania again

So they're definitely main-eventing then?

>>877843
>unless Triple H really feels that he needs to main event Wrestlemania again

In his mind, Triple H thinks he should main event every wrestlemania.

>He main evented over Rock vs. Hogan at WM 18

Complete mad man.

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>>877793
>HE'S DIVING OVER THE TOP ROPE
>OH...
>OH MY GOD
>MAGGLE
>IT'S LIKE PEARL HARBOR AGAIN MAGGLE
>IM GETTING FLASHBACKS
>HE'S HAVING FUN BUT I CAN SEE THE CHILDREN'S FACES MAGGLE
>HE'S GOING FOR HIS SIGNATURE KNEE
>IT'S THE NIP-NONG KNEE
>1
>2
>THAT HOTHEAD ROMAN REIGNS JUST WONT QUIT, MAGGLE

>Stardust

Who will give the most entertaining insights during the Rise and fall of WWE DVD

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>>877853
>NIP-NONG KNEE

>There are people in this thread that don't appreciate Jerry Lawler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aWKM-UZD3E

Rate this idea for the Rumble

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>>877860
Back to /v/ kid

>>877849
That's because the title meant something and was always the main event you shitposting smark

>>877860
LOLNO

>>877857
JR, Austin and Heyman tbqh

>>877849

how pissed was vince when he realized that hogan stole the show

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>>877843
>unless Triple H really feels that he needs to main event Wrestlemania again

In what context would he not feel that way?

>>877864

You're a complete retard.

18+.

>>877868

Triple H's video with The Rock has over 5 million views on Youtube! Of course people want to see Triple H! That's why he's been off RAW for the last 3 weeks, he's the surprise number 30 entrant!

>>877791
Explain

>>877871
I'm so offended by a meme posting moron

>>877876

Ditto

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anyone else not excited even a little bit for rumble?

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>>877878
Wish I was but I see just nothing interesting in it this year. Especially no surprise entrants.

So are we gonna get the Shield triple threat this year?

>>877878

>Wasn't excited for 2013 rumble
>Maybe next year it'll be better
>Wasn't excited for 2014 rumble
>Maybe next year it'll be better
>Wasn't excited for 2015 rumble
>Maybe...nah I'm dropping this company after mania

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Rate this rumble.

Brock Lesnar and the New Day left in the ring. It looks like it's going to be another repeat of what we saw on Raw this past monday, but no! Trombone to the face!

New Day, using the power of positivity, lift Brock and toss him from the ring.

Now everyone is expecting the New Day to turn on one another, but you can't destroy real friendship! The New Day hug it out then decide to have a rock, paper, scissors contest inside the ring. Kofi wins and Big E and Xavier clap and shake their booties while they leave the ring behind.

>IT'S A NEW DAY. YES IT IS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyt4cIrTF4M

>>877880
unless its a hardcore match i dont want deanetty fucking up seth vs reigns.

>>877883
I still don't know how they got away with that song reference

>>877864

Rock vs. Hogan deserved to main event WM 18. That was the match most people wanted to see, and it was the best match on the card.

Taker vs. Michaels also deserved to be the main event at WM 25, but surprise surprise, Triple H and Orton main evented in one of the worst wrestlemania matches in history. They rectified that the next year but it just wasn't as good as the first match.

>>877886
What reference

>>877880
whenever Rollins comes back yeah
>>877883
10/10 would mark out

>>877883
better than what we will get/10

>>877889
The song is a copy of we want some pussy

>>877836
Well Ryback wears his gear so there's that

>>877883
I'd honestly be ok with Big E getting the heavyweight title and the other two nigs protecting him + their tag team titles at the same time

would be some big shenanigans plus force (kayfabe) politics backstage when people have to team up to stand a chance against them

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The jobbers are coming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvkOuWkwRX4

>>877883
>>877883
I would mark

But I rather have Big E winning

>>877902
please stop posting your videos here

>>877902

I know you post here you cucks. Stop posting your horrible vids.

>>877902
Why are these idiots protecting their identity

>>877899
>>877903
Big E or Kofi winning would be great. I'm fine with either of them. Xavier needs more time but he's good with the tag team belt on him.

>>877906
they used to post on /aspwrestling/ but carter ran them off.

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>40 years old

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>>877911
muhhhhh diiiiiick

>>877902

I hope Cena comes back soon also.

>>877911
I hope she's flexxing her legs or that's nasty tbqh

>>877914
>I hope Cena comes back soon also.
this desu
can't believe I miss him.

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>>877911

>>877920

Well I want him to come back for the same reason the smerkblisters do, to bury AJ Styles and all those other overhyped jobbers.

>>877902
>let's record ourselves shouting about dubyadubya-e
>let's set up our MLP toys in an arena style set up
>let's 69 in the middle
>let's shill our vids on /asp/
suicide pact.
book it.

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Ryback future Triple Crown champion
Kevin Obese Owens future Triple Bypass surgery

>>877879
>no surprise entrants.
>Getting worked this hard

>>877746
>Young Cucks

>>877931
>Kevin Obese Owens future
why do they keep calling him a prize fighter?

>>877938
competitive eating

>>877931
This gimmick's getting a bit stale, spice it up a bit, it's one of the better ones as of late.

>>877927
>overhyped
>you view the entire wwe fanbase from the 100~ or so faggots that post here

POST YOUR TOP 5 MAINIAS OF ALL TIME

1. Wrestlemania 19
2. Wrestlemania 17
3. Wrestlemania 20
4. Wrestlemania 8
5. Wrestlemania 24/28

>>877951
>>877951
>>877951
>>877951

>>877954
lad

>>877947

19
13
17
15
20

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>>877954
>adusts ur attitude wiff my spear
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I miss edge :/
I think Stardust deserves better

Why are the GTA servers so shit?

I miss hbk
I think john morrison deserved better

>>877984
johnny boy digged his own hole well with melinas help but he did the digging.

>>877985
By letting her fuck others while they dated?

>>877986
she also told him to be a fucker to people most notably trish because she felt trish took her spot in that mania match.

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How the fuck do I win a title belt in this

>>877990
>that face on punk

>>877983
Not enough shark cards being bought to fund them

>>877911
She could pop my dick off like the head of a daisy with dat ass.
hnnnngggg/10

>>877987
>being a dick to trish stopped him getting a push
kek

>>877990
Punk looks like a fucking guido from a New Jersey bakery or something

>>877990
mdickie's shit has the worst gameplay and there's like 6 storylines max that just get repeated infinite times.

>>877992
It made over a billion in sales alone though

>>877995
It certainly got him a lot of heat. She is said to be very highly regarded backstage.

>>877998
but just think how much they've lost making all dat free dlc!

>Former WWE stars Paul London and Brian Kendrick alleged numerous behind the scenes stories involving Melina and Morrison in their 2010 "shoot" interview, Brian Kendrick & Paul London's Excellent Adventure. London stated that Morrison is 'spineless' because he repeatedly permitted Melina to engage in sexual activity with outside partners while the two were dating. He added that Morrison would accompany Melina on dates with her partner of choice. Kendrick also claimed that he himself had been intimate with Melina.

Is Morrison the biggest cuck in wwe history?

>No ceiling Manias
Fucking terrible, lighting gets fucked up for wrestlers entrances (Bray's last year, Haitchs last year too) and you can barely hear the crowd.

Lel Ascension berried

>>877980

I think Stardust should be released because fuck him.

If any of you fuckers win the powerball, it's your duty to do an hostile takeover of WWE and put Roman out of any title picture.

>>878013

>Implying I wont fire all the writers and bring back Bischoff and Russo as head of creative who will rightfully book Ryback as world champ.

Man WWE has no stars except Cena, Randy, and Brock. Those ratings are bad and with all these injuries, McMahon must be worried sick irl.

>>878020
>Randy
>star
People still care about him?

>>878022
Are you telling me you don't want to watch Sheamus v Orton round 23?

>>878004

Sauce on this? Got any video where wrestlers talk about morrison getting cucked? Has leltzer talked about it before?

>>878022

18+ kiddo

carmella is like a good looking charlotte

>>878024
Ketchup or Mustard m'lady? ;^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKpTnyHOGAw


This is fucking awful pham

>>878030

Awful. Just awful.

>>878004
Sounds like he was pimping her out tbqh or at least agreeing to let her fuck to make more money.

>>878022
He's big within the wwe. He always gets huge, consistent pops and the crowd respects his work. Outside of the wwe tho he's no Cena.

>>878030
So their gimmick is that they're jobbers?

>>878036
Was that not obvious?

>>878004
1. Chris Candido
2. Matt Hardy
3. John Morrison
4. Kurt Angle
5. Marc Mero

>>878030
White version of New Day tbqh

>>878039

Without the charisma and humor.

>>878038
>angle
>hardy

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>be a teacher
>see this
wat do

>>878042

Give him an A+

>>878042
a grown man did this, no little kid would remember/know them

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>>878041
>Angle
Pic related

>Hardy
The man who cucked him literally got pushed for it and became a 10+ time WHC

>>878042
Give him B+ since those are the type of players he listed

>>878036
New Day isn't a job squad.

>>878030
I like their shirts 2bh

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>>877833
Brock should win the Rumble and Reigns wins some no. 1 contender match at Fastlane/Raw. Then they have a rematch at Wrestlemania Star

>>878042
Give him a C because he didn't surround the word

>>878024
Batista confirmed that he fucked Melina in his book, for one.

>>878042
>didn't write "a mystery"

automatic F

>>878042
Give him a D, since the manchild has been held back for a decade

http://wiesnerx0042.blogspot.ca/2015/11/like-wrestlemania-17-seconds.html

Booker, I wanna have sex with your wife! And I'm not just talking any kind of sex with your wife, nonono, I'm talking that kind of... bestiality sex with your wife! What I want with your wife Sharmell, I wanna have that kind of... perverted sex!

>>878064
>Booker, I wanna have sex with your wife! And I'm not just talking any kind of sex with your wife, nonono, I'm talking that kind of... bestiality sex with your wife! What I want with your wife Sharmell, I wanna have that kind of... perverted sex!

Kurt angel vs booker t wm 32

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>>878013
>>878015
Why not just start your own promotion?

>>878042
>no Dibiase

B- and that's being generous

>>878042
A++

>>878044
well, they had a feud with The Shield

>>878015
> Bischoff
> Russo
> 2016

OUT
OF
TOUCH

>>878074

18+

>>878075
The last time either of them were relevant in professional wrestling the Y2K Virus was considered a serious problem

>>878036
Not its an uprising so they prove they deserve to move up in the card.

The real jobbers are LON.

>>878042
Reminder that Based D.Bry went over all of Evolution in one night

>>878096

>Going over all of Evolution only to get injured

What a wasted push.

>>878096
Fuck face Daniel Bryan. Everything wrong with wwe and why its so shit right now

>>878099
>Everything wrong with wwe and why its so shit right now

But he hasn't wrestled since April

>>878099
>Everything wrong with wwe
We're not talking about about Roman right now

>>878101
>>878103
Roman is literally face dbry 2.0

>shit program with bray Wyatt for months
>lashes out against authority and attacks hhhh
>wins title soon aftee

>>877878
>No nakamura
>No AJ
>no Angle
>No Cena
>no Cesaro
>Rumble for the WWEHC
>Reing is gonna wing
>If not it will be Hunter(Fuck this company)

Fuck it!! there is no way to see RR without getting disapointed at the end.

>>878105
So it's Bryan's fault that WWE is deliberately rehashing him 'cause they think it'll be what finally gets Reigns over?

I don't think you understand how causation works

>>877947
1: 17
2: 13
3: 20
4: 19
5: 24(dat flair vs michaels match)

>>878115
> 13

wot

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What about you /wwe/? Would you have been interested?

>>878107
Styles is practically guaranteed to be in

Always a chance we might get some other surprises like Zayn, Joe or Bryan

>>878119

>Cody coming out then getting eliminated
>Then Stardust comes out

Mite b cool

>>878119
no

>>877746
Cool, I have free tix to that show.

>>878119
would play smash brothers wii u with, dont want to see him in the rumble unless its undashing back in a mask and the based theme.

>>877760
I really pity you if this is what you truly believe

NXT is a GOOD wrestling product. Something WWE hasn't put out consistently since Heyman was booking SD!

>>878133
how bruh?

>>877746

>outlaw wrestling

>>878067
Because WWE has the bigger foothold and they pretty much own wrestling talent worldwide (it's a shame they can't even book 1 good show with the talent pool they have)

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ryback 1000 pound dead lift

kevin obese owens dead from heart attack to fat for paramedics to lift

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http://strawpoll.me/6531926

>>878164
I'm kevin owens and this hurt my feelings 2bh

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>>878167
good

>>878165

>No Hollywood Rock

Horrific poll.

>>878164
>ryback 1000 pound dead lift
In Rybotch's dreams, tell that fuck to focus on his cardio first.

>>878164
>>878171
I wish we had flags still.

Getting a major swedish vibe here.

>>878181
>sweden
>talking about anything but paige

>>878181
I predict he's a British Chode

>>878137
Local Atlanta indie (Atlanta Wrestling Entertainment). Won a front row seat in a raffle at their ene of the year show. AWE is pretty awesome, the local guys are great, Jimmy Rave is the champ, and we regularly get old school ECW guys and current RoH and TNA guys in town for good matches.

>wwe will never bring angle back
I just want a good surprise rumble entry tbqh and he's all I can think of. We'll probably just get shitty Nash entering with NWO music again.

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>>878186
>not liking based big sexy

https://youtu.be/nKpTnyHOGAw

Holy shit this is so fucking good what the fuck wwe struck gold.

>sandow not part of them to completely ruin it
>not gay and brony and reddit pandering humour like new gay
>ryback might join
>axe man back to being axe man

Don't fuck this up wwe. Let heath win the rumble with the help of the social outcasts.

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>>878186
>just get shitty Nash entering with NWO music again.
i think you mean based and one of the biggest pops of the night.

>>878189
That video was the first time I thought about RybAxel since they broke up

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>>878189
>yfw they help the based guy almost win

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God bless Nikki just for existing

>>878194
I'm actually more excited for Total Divas returning than the Rumble.

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>>878186
Yeah I like his theme better than the butchered nwo theme they use.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqToXxp1MEA

>>878197
I kind of hate how its on tuesday instead of sunday now. I have shit to do

>>878189
>Let heath win the rumble
This is the problem with fans, you get too carried away.
This is the same shit that happened with leddit day, when they turned heel it was fun and then you fags kept begging for them to be shoved down your throat and WWE listened and now look at what we got, fucking bronie shit.
Heath winning would be terrible, if anything give it to Axel.

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>>878194
thats why the nikki general lasted a long time. Based nikki.

>>878203
i say heath because he was apparently #6 or some shit in the slammy superstar of the year votings so wwe knows hes over and a saf bet for a champ run no matter how long

>>878197
I haven't watched the past 4 seasons, I can just jump in at the start of this season without needing to go through the rest right?

>>878207
Yeah, the stories are pretty episodic and nothing connects, unless you count the overall fact they're wrestling in WWE.
Definitely worth watching all the seasons.

>>878206
Did you think Zak Ryder should have won the WWE championship?
Or Santino have won that elimination chamber?

>>878207
pretty much, you will probably pickup that evas the heel right away.

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>>878194
>>878205
Agreed.

Shame she killed a guy though.

>>878203
>cant talk
>no charisma
They should just give them a member that's already over in the upper midcard and push him as the front man (Ryback)

>>878213
zack ryder no
santino yes

this is quite different right now, the roster is gutted right now, literally no one on the roster right now that is relevant except for part timers and fuck part timers

>>878218
That would be fine, at least Ryback has some credibility, although they've been having him lose too many big matches lately.
>>878219
>santino yes
We're done speaking.

>>878218
>ryback is over

This meme needs to die.

>>878218
maybe thats the angle they will work, that eventually ryback takes over because hes actually winning matches.

>>878221
go suck a manlets dick, everyone was behind santino

>>878217
can't unsee

social outcasts = outsiders
ryback = hulk hogan

>>878186
> Styles
> Nakamura
> Zayn
> Joe
> Bryan

And probably some beloved midcarders from the past 15 years or so

>>878203
> getting worked by Unicorns

18+

>>878233
>>>/mlp/
go and stay go

>>878229
new day = black new age outlaws
r-truth = black x-pac
titus o'neil = shit cunt that leads better entertainers and wrestlers

>>878234
> the state of this buttravaged mark

HEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY YOU GOT WORKED BY NEW DAYYYYYYYYYY

>>878231
>any of them other than bryan
>good surprise entrant
m8

>>878213
Did ANYBODY think that ZACK Ryder should've won the WWE Championship?

I always see people arguing against him being pushed claiming that, but never anybody actually stating it

As if it's facken boolsheet or something

>>878238
> only watches RAW

18+

>>878240
People at the very least thought he should have gotten a title match.
He was getting THAT much of a reaction at the time.

https://youtu.be/hD_8x1CMkfI?t=1m25s

This really needs to happen again, it doesn't matter who does it

You just know Vince was backstage masturbating over this blatant bullying

>>878240
Nah people just wanted him not buried and off the show. He would've gotten stale and boring if he was on consistently anyways

>>878243
Owens seems like a good candidate

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>>878245
lol no michael cole looks like he could beat the shit out of fat owens fat

>>878247
> 5'7"

>>878244
>He would've gotten stale and boring if he was on consistently anyways

He also would've gotten paid a lot more

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>>878048
>>878058

http://strawpoll.me/6532190
So what is it guys?

>>878249
Yes that is Kevin Owens height

>>878255
The new day intro is the AAAAAWWWWWW (city name)

>>878255
>*Glass breaks*
>not *glass shatters*
>not a single vote for austin
18+ all of you

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>>878255
The only right answer.

>>878255
I like Owens theme, it gets me pimped to see him wreck shit.

>>878255
>Not voting for lemmy

>>878279
>it gets me pimped to see him run away

>>878282
He does it only when the match doesnt matter, his ME at RAW showed even bbgurl is no match for based fatass.

Oh shit, I have to watch NXT tonight

>>878255
>15 votes for triple h
m8

>>878282
Catch up on your memes son

WWE stopped trying to force that months ago

>>877743
Deonna is so goddamn cute.

Mah dick.

>>878272
>still being an austin mark in 2016
If ya smell is better anyway

>>878298
18+

>>878255
nwo's theme is undeniably the GOAT

>>878308
Theme intro not the theme

>>878030
J.O.B. Squad for the current generation.

I'm so happy Carmella won.

Mah dick.

>>878311
Fuck me, I wasted my vote

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CM PUNK'S FIRST FIGHT HAS BEEN DECIDED

KINDA

i like headgear on women but carmella's got a huge forehead so it's conflicting.
that win wasn't all that great, but it's her shot to step it up, have that chemistry with bayley and perhaps she'll be taken seriously. 0

I love Elias Samson's entrance.

Why does Sami Zayn remind me of face Christian so much?

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>You'll never see a Briscoe Bows Vs Wyatt Family feud

So much potential

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Post wrestlers pointing to the Wrestlemania sign. I think it's great storytelling when they do it. It shows how the wrestler really wants to go to Wrestlemania.

>>878343
never say never aj GAY COMMUNITY style was hired.

you guys want to watch smackdown with e?

>>878353
sure

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>>878350

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>>878343

this would be great

>harper will never hit a double discus clothesline on both of them

>>878355

o-okay I just started it, dean is going out for his match

>>878358
are you da lunatic fridge

>>878358
that was a pretty cool entrance lol reminded me of wcw nitro

>>878360
dean seems to have more fun on smackdown

it reminds me of the way the rock didn't give a shit on SD in the early days and you could never predict what he was going to do

the whole dark audience lighting shit is hella gay

>>878370
It's to conceal the empty seats

>>878358
>jay will never hit the jay driller on the GOAT harper in a wwe ring
feels bad man.

>>878374
i really like jay briscoe, his match with lethal this year is in my fave 5

>sandow in pink trunks

he's done, isn't he

god is ryder the lowest guy in the entire fed?

he's so talented, that's so sad

>>878381
That was his debut and best persona

>>878383
Don't feel too bad for him: he's dating Emma

>>878383
yeah i dont know, he screams top top mid carder

he did well at wm 28 too

>>878388
oh yeah

>tfw never get a taste of tenielle

wish the wyatts would just fuck off or grow up

>>878383
>>878388
and he gets to hang out with the HYPE man.

kek lawler is pretty funny

man kalisto and ADR are brining it

with harper involved in a shit stable, rusev, cesaro, and seth injured I think Kalisto might be my favorite wrestler...

has curtis axel ever lost a match ever

this match is way too good for smackdown

that was ppv quality

if sheamus's theme/video is an indication he has a catholic gimmick

>>878409
>>878412
?

>>878398
bray will be released eventually harper will go solo and wreck shit up.

>>878343
Why, because they are scruffy and have beards? I bet you wanted Austin vs Goldberg too, you giant faggot.

And can that one guy stop posting his running commentary on Smackdown after everybody has already seen it? You aren't famous, nobody gives a fuck.

how do tehy expect kalisto to get over with that gay ass music

ding ding ling ding ding gay ass shit what the fucking shit gay fucking theme

Name a female wrestler more cringeworthy and ugly than aaliyah

>>878415
adr vs kalisto on smackdown

seriously, great match

>>878426
Jillian Hall, next question

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>>878426
you have terrible taste, shes hot.
to answer your question eva

>>878428
>>878429
Did you watch her promo segment on NXT?

>>878429
more ass please

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So why do these awards look like boobs?

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>>878434

>that face

Jesus christ

>>878426
Eva Marie

> wrestler

Oh, uh...

>del rio wins title
>no heat
>no pops

latin no heat

omg can brie fucking lift WTF fuck daniel bryan

>>878190 he's talking about the rumble in a later year where he just came out as kevin nash to the nwo music and it was lame since he'd been with the company for a while

If you don't respect Kayfabe you're cancer. Kill Yourself

>>877806
>xavier gets eliminated
>kofi gets tossed on xaviers back
>piggyback ride to the back
>big e comes out
>kofi on his shoulders or something.

>>878495
>>878495