/wwe/ general #1735 - rodeo edition

>>873090
Slags. All of them.

Becky Lynch is the worst wrestler on the roster.

>>873092
Yup, he was fucking pissed brock stayed with the wwe he needed those buys.

Big E, Stardust, Kofi/Xavier dressed as spiders v who tonight?

File: 1332201192274.jpg (52KB, 481x568px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 481x568px

>>873104

File: maxresdefault.jpg (146KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

146KB, 1920x1080px

>>873104

I see they're continuing their theme of adding non-MMA fighters in their games

>>873104
why does punk have an empty vag tat on his shoulder/

>>873109
The glitches for this game were insane.
Can't wait to see how much EA screwed up the new one.

>>873090
Shouldn't someone be riding that horseface?

>>873110
They prob don't have the Pepsi license.

>>873090

>Filename

phs

>>873110
>why does punk have an empty vag tat on his shoulder

Because he hasn't gotten that tat filled in yet. I hear it's supposed to be a tattoo of AJ's vagina.

>>873117
post chimp tits/benis

>>873107
Hopefully not Truth. He hates spiders.

File: 1451109712130.png (251KB, 584x588px) Image search: [Google]

251KB, 584x588px

I want Asuka to beat me up

File: 1437968708269.gif (2MB, 335x237px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 335x237px

>I'm not a wrestling fan, I'm a WWE fan.

File: State of CM Punk's UFC Career post-2015 early-2016.png (67KB, 184x286px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 184x286px

Complimentary memes

File: 1449883662547.png (557KB, 954x540px) Image search: [Google]

557KB, 954x540px

>>873122
cuck

File: 1379908815281.jpg (164KB, 500x688px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 500x688px

>>873124

>Why yes, I do stay up till 4 am watching Japanese wrestling, why do you ask?

>>873126

That's not cuckolding. Obviously it'd be a loving monogamous relationship

>>873126
>people think this is attractive

I don't get yellow fever, family.
She looks like Antonio Inoki.

File: fhfdhfd.jpg (9KB, 387x469px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 387x469px

>>873132
<mfw when someone says they don't get yellow fever around me

>>873132
Yellow fever is caused by the mistaken belief that Asian (Japanese in particular) women are somehow more loyal or loving than white women. Of course, only deluded faggots believe this. Asian women are meme women at this point.

>>873133
I should clarify desu, I do love Asian bitches
But I don't get how any predisposed liking of them can lead to someone thinking Asuka is anything but a shaky 6 at best

File: assuka.webm (3MB, 838x470px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 838x470px

>>873136
>imblying

File: 1380697092809.jpg (42KB, 479x720px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 479x720px

>>873130
>Why yes, I do enjoy watching a product that is clearly aimed towards children.

File: ryback-title.jpg (36KB, 600x300px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 600x300px

>Vince....I think it's time
Are you ready for Da Big guy to win the Rumble, Main Event Wrestlemania and save the Raitings

>>873148
You must really want WWE to die.

>>873148
The master of the feed me more should be champ desu desu senpai

>>873151
no that would be if he wanted bray to win.

>>873148
I wonder what his idea for WM 32 is senpai

File: bd8acfe9fac0aa82bcb470769c053b34.jpg (13KB, 232x300px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 232x300px

Ryback standing ovation at Wrestlemania 50 hall of fame ceremony

Kevin Ovens standing ovation at TNA Tapings capacity crowd of 50 (packed)

>>873156
Ramen vs Brock 2

>>873148
That should have happened 3 years ago at wm 29

HHH

I'm tired as fuck but want to see Bork

wat do?

>>873193
Go to sleep, torrent later

>Jordan/Gable backstage at RAW

Thought it would be Enzo/Cass

>>873193
Wait about 50 minutes, after that time bork will be done opening the show
go to sleep

File: bigcass.jpg (109KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 640x640px

>>873196
they need the bigger draw to stay so people will tune into and buy NXT tickets so enzo cas are staying until at least mania. Raw after mania I can see them debuting.
>heavy smark crowd
>love NXT
would be the perfect time to debut them.

>>873199

Enzo is so fresh they're consulting him for the development of Spla2n

>>873193

Bork is opening the show to have Heyman announce he's joining the rumble so dont sweat it

>>873199

I guess, but it feels like they've been down there for ages now.

File: 1438047286878.gif (2MB, 330x295px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 330x295px

>>873193
Just go to sleep, you already know what you're going to get.

>Brocks music hits
>Here he comes maggle!
>Heyman comes out with his shit eating grin
>Is he here????????
>Brock stumbles out
>HE IS!
>decent pop
>little dance and pyro botch
>They get to the ring
>Heyman soaks in the smarks wetting themselves
>Heyman starts his promo with referencing something topic/ the city he's in
>Responds to some chant or boos from the crowd
>Starts jerking Brock off
>"Shoots from the hip"
>Says Brocks going to win and that its a spoiler
>If you're lucky maybe a mild confrontation, most likely with a low tier jobber
>Brock and jew go home

There, now you can go sleep.

>>873137

I need this full video.

I still don't know if I want to fuck Summer Rae or not

>>873205

>Brock gets paid millions to stand in the ring and have Heyman fellate him every time he shows up.

>>873207
I'd paper bag the fuck outta her

>>873207

nigga you gay

>>873208
>go undefeated in amuetuer wrestling
>get signed with the biggest Pro Wrestling company ever at the end of the attitude era
>win the title in months
>fuck and marry Sable
>leave and become just as successful in MMA
>return to WWE and get paid millions to show up 15 times a year with 2/3 of those appearances just having some Jew tell everyone how great you are while you just stand there

Bork is living the dream

>>873214

All that came with a tremendous amount of hard work though. I was watching some of the work outs he did for UFC and I'd give up 5 minutes in. How he landed Sable is still a mystery to me though.

>>873214
other than almost dying because of canadas doctors, yea and he has 2 sons and has a jimmy johns sponsorship.

File: 1427415141684.png (637KB, 693x693px) Image search: [Google]

637KB, 693x693px

>>873218

>>873219
>>873219
>>873219
It's never too early

Lol their talking about bmj always coming back early like it's gonna make people think he will be back in time for wrestlemania.
>the city of raw pre show

>>873205
>>"Shoots from the hip"

Heyman is great on the mic but it's seriously cringeworthy when he says something very blatantly smark-baiting like this.

Would you rather take a spear from Goldberg or a bulldog from Scotty 2 Hotty?

>>873210
Why do you lie.

Any faggot on this board would cream his pants as soon as she touched the dick.

Please have sex

>>873240
This is the second time I've seen a video with this dwarf. What the fuck is this?

File: 1451599968244.gif (2MB, 193x200px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 193x200px

>>873240
>the filename

>>873236
it's hard to imagine them compared to average girls since 90% of the girls you see them next to are above average. also she's pretty plain looking.

>>873240
Took me almost until the end of the video to realize it was a kid

>>874774
fuck wasnt lel.

File: All Champs.jpg (359KB, 1300x1120px) Image search: [Google]

359KB, 1300x1120px

Thoughts on the current Champs /wwe/?

>>874924
only blemish is Reigns desu

>>874924
Complete shit except reigns desu

>>873101
Thats a funny way to spell Eva Marie

>>874943
> taste this terrible

18+

>>874943
I was alright with Ambrose as IC champ until Reigns took his spotlight with a better title.
If they weren't butt buddies i'd be fine desu

>>873154
No that would be Skip Sheffield's job

>Brock and Roman smiling at another like buddies

Anyone else triggered?

good ending desu

>Owens essentially main evented a 1v1 on RAW and looked great during the entire match

>doesnt get pinned

>Based Bork comes out to boost the ratings and kills everyone

>Social Outcasts members showing unfazed at the Wyatts and gave some problems to Strowman.
>KO basically ME tonight agaisnt Reigns.

Only good things about this RAW.

>yfw BASED Reigns made BASED Fatass look strong tonight

Why do you guys hate Roman again?

>>874992
Lose weight

"GET HIM KEVIN! Sic him, boy!"

Highlight for me tonight.

File: 1443845352617.gif (3MB, 200x150px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 200x150px

>ywn ride side by side with SCSA on two Kawasaki Mules on your way to a deer stand to drink IPAs and shoot prize bucks for a weekend while he tells you everything he knows about the business
>Brock and Shawn will never randomly show up and be happy to tell you about their lives as well
>ywn take down the biggest son bitch of a deer out there and impress all of them
>the mounted head you would have taxidermied will never grace your living room as the greatest conversation starter of all time

File: 1404858118762.jpg (59KB, 395x401px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 395x401px

>>875094
immensely

still not as bad as the kiddie title grab last year but it's up there

>>875111
> giving Reigns the credit for being carried

18+

>people actually want Brock vs. Reigns to main event Wrestlemania again

Some WWE fans are getting really desperate.

>>875111
>Making him look strong
>Cant even do a simple neckbreaker.

Why do you like Roman again?

>>875132
>muh carry argument/excuse
Please exercise

>>875139
WHAT

>>875134
Some people think Nicki Minaj is the greatest singer of all time, doesn't mean their opinion should be taken seriously

>>875139
literally, are you stupid?

Roman was gassed as fuck in that match

>>875144
WOOO

>>875139
> being Jewbecca

Tell your handler it's time for your brain meds

>>874924

BASED KALISTO

>>875139
Go away Romark

>>875102
>and looked great during the entire match

Smarks are the biggest brown nosers on earth. There was nothing "great" about that entire segment other than Brock coming out and suplexing that fat moron

Vince trolling the fuck out of IWC by making them think Roman will go over the whole roster when he couldn't even get past Owens in the first match.

>>875151
you're probably gassed from all that taco bell, fat boy

File: qtbecky.png (572KB, 554x557px) Image search: [Google]

572KB, 554x557px

what's she thinking about /wwe/

File: JustCallmeZaynOwensMark.jpg (478KB, 1024x689px) Image search: [Google]

478KB, 1024x689px

>>875102
>and looked great during the entire match

That was the worst match of the night

>>875154
I don't have a sister?

>>875161
>brown nosers

You don't appear to understand this expression

>>875168
u mad? lol

>>875170

Eating out Balors asshole

>>875173

>Saying someone had a great match when it was 95% rest holds

>>875172
Guess your parents learned after realising it was too late to abort you

File: nope.gif (2MB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 200x200px

>>875161
>blahblahblah im an antismark

>>875161
In comparison to which matches? All other matches were garbage compared to that one. Tongue my anus

>>875170
my god she has great thighs

>>875176
It's not his fault that Reigns has zero cardio

>>875163
not to mention Owens dominated a good portion of the match. Vince confirmed for shitting on IWC

>>875178
>projection

File: 1440088657559.png (17KB, 241x230px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 241x230px

>>874924
Ayyy good on ya Kalisto.

>>875186
But I have a younger sibling

> p-projection

get rekt bbygrrrl cuck

>>875184
This, Also. Did you see Roman could barely keep Owens up with that Samoan Drop? That was a total botch. You know you arent strong when Ryback acne Mcfake muscles is stronger than you

>>875184

>Hurr durr

It was a horrible match full of rest holds and the crowd was already drained before Brock even showed.

>>874924

Good for Kalisto. Sin Cara was holding him back.

>>874924
big e is the only one who looks like a fucking professional wrestler

jesus christ

Requesting webm of Brock suplexing Big E. That's the craziest thing I've seen in a long time. He threw him like 5 feet away.

File: animals_showing_16.jpg (59KB, 700x516px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 700x516px

Kevin owens ME RAW and fighting the top dog while looking great.

Ryback has to latch to jobbers popularity to get a pop while looking like a jobber.

>>875184
How do you know his cardio? Are you his fitness coach?
Smarks are coming out of the woodwork and shit

>>875196
> he thinks that "a professional wrestler" is supposed to look like Vince's bodybuilder jerkoff fantasies

18+

>>875196

Hi Jarvis.

>>875204

>He thinks professional wrestlers have to look like neckbeard NEETS

18+

>>875201
Big E was a small swollen child next to Brock. And Owens was like Super Porky.

>>875203
Because I see him get so gassed that he can't go in an embarrassingly short time

> implying Reigns has a fitness coach

top lel

>>875204
>he thinks a wrestler is supposed to look like the pillsbury doughboy
Lose weight

File: cheeseburgerfull.png (149KB, 300x500px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 300x500px

>>875204
18+

>>874924

>Romanetty
>Deaneety
>flippy spic
>muh dad
>ponyfuckers
>Good
>Based
>shit

>>875206

But Big E is like 250 lbs of muscle though.

File: wm32mainevent.png (410KB, 585x300px) Image search: [Google]

410KB, 585x300px

>>875205
>tfw will never be as based as jarvis

>>875207
Whatever, beard.

>>875205
Literally nobody in that picture looks like what you're describing

I don't think a wrestler "has to" look like anything, 'cause I'm not a dumb sports-entertainment mark

>>875207

>Fat smark who never works out ragging on Roman Reigns' cardio
>Le gassed maymay

>>875208
> he thinks that a wrestler needs to wear 35lbs of body armour to cover his no-cuts and Poly bitchtits

File: image.jpg (61KB, 500x435px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 500x435px

>>875215
>I don't think a wrestler "has to" look like anything, 'cause I'm not a dumb sports-entertainment mark

File: 1439162112604.jpg (236KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

236KB, 1000x1000px

>>875202
>KO in the main event vs the WWE champion
>Ryback in another throw away segment

Tippy top kek.

>>875215
>I don't think a wrestler "has to" look like anything

That's cause you're an underage smark who listened to CM Punk's "pipebomb" promo. There's a reason guys like Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan were the big money stars. Cause they were ripped and over 6 feet tall and were oozing charisma.

There's nothing interesting about "Finn Balor"

>>875216
he's right though. It's honest criticism. Roman has a great look but he gets gassed almost as fast as Ryback. Roman has a great look but he needs to work on the cardio abit. No need for ad hominem insults pal

File: image.jpg (61KB, 317x360px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 317x360px

>>875218
>implying

>>875226
>Jarvis is posting again

missed you bud

>>875214
> get blown out
> ne-neckbeard!

every fucking time

>>875216
> letz c u do bettuh

18+

>>875227
>le gas maymay

>>875215
18+

File: photo-36.png (301KB, 520x678px) Image search: [Google]

301KB, 520x678px

So is Brock basically on lock for winning the rumble?

>>875226
Never listened to the Punkcast, older than you and Warrior couldn't draw

>>875232
>every word i dont like is a meme

Youre losing your composure. Apply yourself tripshit

>>875231
>get blown out
>h-he got gassed! he's so flabby unlike me and my waifu rei!

>>875227

Mate, he wasn't gassed though. That's just a meme. The match was horrible, let's just call a spade a spade here.

>>875238
But the "gassed" shit is a fucking meme
You guys don't even know when someone is gassed
You're not insiders

File: BelieveInBurgers.jpg (64KB, 604x452px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 604x452px

>>875229
> posting old Ramen photos

OK

>>875226

Warrior and Hogan looked like that because roids.

>>875239
> he's projecting again

>>875242
> you need to be an "insider" to see when somebody is clearly gasping for air

Shoot mental retardation

>>875243
>posting older Ramen photos

>>875235
>Warrior couldn't draw

Please grow up

>>875243
is he the one in pink?

>kirkland brand jean and logo t-shirts

what a rich history of tradition for the a'noi family

>>875248
>shoot

>>875250
> that's the joke

Dumb-as-fuck

>>875248
you don't know when someone is gassed or has bad cardio
You're not this pro wrestling historian or expert
You're just some guy eating hot pockets in the attic

>>875243

Roman isn't in that picture

>>875251
But he didn't. Houses fucking atrophied while he was champ

>>875258
>JUST A PRANK BRO

>>875234

We have 1 more RAW before the rumble

>>875259
> you need to be some pro wrestling historian or expert to see when somebody is out-of-breath

Autism

>>875234

All I know is that it'll be Brock vs. Roman at mania.

>>875266
>implying you know when someone is gassed

>Be Stardust
>David Bowie face paint
>Lose to Titus O'neil in a meaningless RAW match

>>875243
Is he the fat one or the really fat one?

>>875265
what are the matches @ the rumble?

rumble (as long as 3 matches)
>divas
New day vs Roman's cousins
Owens vs Roman's friend
US Title match? man I hope Sting wins it

they didn't build this shit at all? When is Cesaro back?

http://strawpoll.me/6515610

File: JUST Maddox.jpg (123KB, 500x371px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 500x371px

>The dudleys wrestled on Superstars
JUST

>>875269
Your entire argument is that you personally can't see it, which only makes you look like even more of a dumbass than usual

So what, were gonna see Roman vs Brock at WM, but who's coming in as the champ?

File: 1441729347520.jpg (37KB, 600x300px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 600x300px

>tfw friend we got me back into wrestling around Rumble 2013 doesn't even watch anymore
>tfw text him when there's a good match like ADR vs Kalisto
>:oh cool man, I might check that out later

fucking bastard

>>875279
their novelty has worn off, bubba needs to go solo.

>>875263
> being you

I pity your carers

>>875281
I'm not an insider or someone who gives enough shits about a scripted fighting show to tell when someone is pooped

File: 1451940087705.jpg (437KB, 2316x1296px) Image search: [Google]

437KB, 2316x1296px

>>875227
He has bigger issues at the moment, especially with BMJ down for the count.

As far as the active roster is concerned, he's essentially THE main event scene. Going into Wrestlemania there will be quite a bit of pressure put on him to actually be FOTC material.

Considering his moveset is painfully limited, and his promos are both poorly written and delivered. Objectively speaking, he's lacking some key qualities to be "the face that runs the place."

>>875284
No way. The Dudleys know how to work a crowd better than pretty much everyone. They could use another finisher though

>>875272
>When is Cesaro back?
he will be back in the midcard fold some time after summerslam

>>875283

I know that feel pham. Also got back into it in 2013.

>>875287
And yet you give enough of a shit to shill harder for Reigns than Vince is

Eat shit fuccboiii

>>875288
He's developing
I think he needs to work on consistently impressing everyone
Also writing team needs to improve

>>875288
He only has two moves that aren't a punch, spear or clothesline

>>875284
That would be a fucking disaster

Roster is stacked as it is, they'd go from the most popular tag team to aimless midcarders

File: image.jpg (89KB, 677x583px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 677x583px

>>875292
>EAT SHITT REEEE
Two can play this game of memes

>>875293
> developing

He's been wrestling since late 2010 and is a 2-time world champ

Should've finished "developing" literally years ago, he's a fucking joke

Based RuRu is already way better than he'll ever be

Due to injuries, both Stardust and Cody Rhodes will be Rumble entrants. You heard it here first.

>>875297
> meme

You being shoot fucking retarded isn't a meme, it's the state of >> (You)

> he literally can't see Reigns gasping for air

>>875298
Compared to Cena and Bryan who have been wrestling since 2000

>>875298
i'm not him or a reigns fag but ruru is a legit top 5 guy and a generational talent

not really fair to compare him to a failed football player who's aunt got fugged by The Rock

File: image.jpg (45KB, 500x587px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 500x587px

>>875301
>shoot retarded

>>875298
>Should've finished "developing" literally years ago

Lol you smarks don't give him enough credit. He's not a veteran like most of the people you like. Most of the indie darlings have been wrestling for damn near 15 years and you like to hold them up against Reigns as if they started off at the same time, and that Roman is just a slow learner.

>>875301
>Responding to this attention tripcuck
Just move on, this effeminate fag is never going to stop going back and forth with you.
Then again you're probably just as effeminate as him if you really feel the need to get the last word in with this literal underage.

SMARKBUSTAHS UP WHEN

File: Jason-Jordan-Chad-Gable-Baron-Corbin-Rhyno.jpg (148KB, 642x361px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 642x361px

>>875302
You can compare him to guys who started wrestling after him and he's still a shitter

3/4ths of this pic related

>>875306
Lose weight loser

>>875307

who?

>these pops for bama

damn, they look pretty strong senpai

>>875304
> fedoraposting

18+

>>875308
>2 boring "technical" mat-wrestlers and jacob from twilight
Nah Reigns is better

>>875308
>3/4ths of this pic related

But that's wrong you retard.

Chad Gable competed in the olympics wrestling team, of course he's going to be better than most people, even people on the main roster. He's literally as elite as Kurt Angle.

Reigns is also way better than Baron Corbin.

>>875298
6 years isn't very long, like that is the time it takes a lot of guys to get INTO Developmental. Considering how long he has been wrestling he is alright, personally its just a lot of the minor things he does that bug me.

>Wrestling against Kevin Owens
>Turns his back on him to go play to the crowd and talk trash too McMahon
I don't think a babyface should ever turn his back on a guy he has got down. You can turn your head to talk trash or look to the crowd but keep your hips and body pointed at the threat especially when its someone who just had you down for as long as Owens had Reigns down.

>>875305
There's no shortage of guys with equivalent or less experience who smoke him

Corbin has already surpassed Reigns

> you smarks don't give him enough credit

Cry more #faget

>>875313
JJ has more power moves in his hot tag than Reigns has in his entire career

File: 1442427987311.jpg (138KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 800x800px

>>875314
>reigns better than corbin

my fucking sides

>>875316
>Corbin has already surpassed Reigns

No he hasn't. You're reaching pretty hard with this reddit tier bait. Has Baron Corbin ever even had an acceptable match with anyone? His match with Apollo Crews was a disaster, and I don't even mind him that much.

>faget

You strike me as a person who browses /woo/

>>875315
>Considering how long he has been wrestling he is alright,

Not compared to the majority of his peers

Reigns is literally a shitter Bad Luck Fale

>>875318

>anime

Opinion discarded. Move out of your parent's basement and get a job you manchild.

>>875318
>nxt takeover london

corbin is garbage

>>875319
>Has Baron Corbin ever even had an acceptable match with anyone?

Samoa Joe. Brooklyn.

You strike me as an /sp/ reject

>>875323

>as an /sp/ reject

Oh so you are a wootist.

>One match against Somoa Joe is all he has

Wow you're right Baron Corbin sure is elite and better than Roman. You can't even argue correctly. Literal dumbass.

>>875284
>implying WWE will give him the creative freedom TNA did

If they let Bubba be singles, he would be a comedy jobber like Santino.
He's better off going back to TNA and getting a deal like Storm did where he gets paid regardless of their financial situation.

>>875324
lol I was posting on /asp/ before you got cucked from /sp/ you /wwe/ shitter

> Somoa

What does Reigns have in his catalog? The worst PPV main event of Bryan's career where he gassed out before the halfway mark?

File: 1451114120416.png (8KB, 473x500px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 473x500px

>Kevin Ovens tries to brawl with Brock
>Looks like a literal child standing next to him
>Gets suplexed out of the ring

>Sheamus gets some good shots in cause he's the only one who looks somewhat like a threat to him out of all the jobbers they had out there (Except Big E and Del Rio).

Why are wrestlers so small and unimpressive these days?

>>875331
Brock is a literal freak of nature

>>875331
millenials

>>875320
I don't believe you need a lot of moves to be very good, Kevin Owens had a match against Marty Scrull in a British Indy where his entire Shine consisted of him chopping the shit out of Scrull. Moves are great but they aren't what gets you over (Unless you're Orton) I think Reigns has a good finish and passable selling its really just being able to shine and do promos that he really needs.

>>875331
owens looked pretty strong tonight

he might be able to save us from Roman v Brock II

at least Vince got to witness his boy be booed tonight even with every heel on the roster trying to garner sympathy for him

File: special needs gorilla wearing retard hat.png (326KB, 646x567px) Image search: [Google]

326KB, 646x567px

>I like Ryback

>>875328

>Muh Bryan

What a cuck. Roman has had great matches with Brock, Rollins, Bray, Cesaro, Deanetty, and even Big Show.

The fact that you're trying to tear him down and compare him to a rookie in NXT who's had one mediocre match with Samoa Joe goes to show how petty most smarks are.

File: 220px-Jack_Swagger_Chicago_IL_011909.jpg (14KB, 220x275px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 220x275px

>turn on college football right after raw
>onside kick outtanowhere
>crazy three touchdowns after crazy broken plays
>watching on the based spidercam with no commentary

what a time to be alive

>>875293
>he's developing
He had time in NXT. He's been on the main roster for ~4 years, in which time he has

>been part of one of the most highly acclaimed factions of all time
>main evented Wrestlemania
>won the royal rumble
>held the WWE title twice

How is that not enough time to at least make noticeable improvement? Creative has literally been giving him everything and he's still only luke warm.

>>875336
You don't need a lot of moves to be very good, but if you're hyped up as THE POWERHOUSE MUSCLE BIG DOG you'd better be able to throw around 300 pounders like they're nothing, instead of struggling to lift BREEZE

>>875338
>being a crying manchild Phil defender

>roman gets booed at rumble
>roman booed at mania
>b-b-but bryan

TOP FUCKING KEK ROMAN BABBYS ABOUT TO GET BTFO

>>875339
lol could you be any more of a pouty bitch?

> great matches with ... Deanetty

NINE MINUTES AND TWO SECONDS

opinion discarded

>>875349

>pouty bitch

Smarks always wonder why no one respects their opinions, but I'll let you in on a little secret, it's cause you lack objectivity.

You're a literal child. Keep crying about your Daniel Cryans and Cuckman Punks who couldn't hack it in the big leagues cause of their frail bodies.

>>873090
topkek

>>875352
> get BTFO
> s-smarks

Your post is total cringe you melodramatic fuccboiii

>>875355

You didn't "BTFO" me anywhere. Now you're just shitposting.

Please have sex. FFS!

>>875358
> Cryan
> Cuckman
> "I'll let you in on a little secret" (everybody already knows, you're a homo)

You do seem to be an authority on shitposting

File: sethmadden.png (1MB, 1267x697px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1267x697px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hcz7-rAT5s

did you guys already watch and talk about this

>>875359

So do you, given how hard you just gave up on coming up with a retort.

>>875344
You're right but I think its his moveset needing to be changed rather than expanded. Some of the shit in it I don't think really works like the "Roll up, jk I'm slamming him with no leverage" thing is stupid from a psychology point of view as well as the "arm hits in the corner while the fans count along" because it doesn't look like something that hurts.

Give him a go-to move when he has back control and give him a go-to corner move if he can build a solid believable moveset he get away with adding a move or two every couple years and be fine.

>>875364
Retort to what? You praising a PPV main event that went for NINE MINUTES AND TWO SECONDS?

File: original.jpg (103KB, 576x756px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 576x756px

>>875348

>>875366
The problem with your idea is that Reigns can't lift

>>875367

Here's a pity (you).

>This coming from a guy who thinks the only good match Reigns has had is with Daniel Bryan
>Same guy who misuses the gassed maymay
>Forcing memes this hard

>>875368
Fake and gay

>>875362
>Sizzle in the half time show
>gotta watch me here I'm too hot for TV

kek

>le bryan can't be in me because he was there last year REEEEEEE
>it's okay for ramen he is big and sexy

KEK

>>875375
lol don't feel sorry for me, feel sorry for anybody who has to be burdened with your retardation IRL

> he thinks Reigns is a good wrestler

File: maxresdefault.jpg (165KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 1280x720px

>>875369

>>875316
>Corbin has already surpassed Reigns

oh wow this delusion hahaha

go back to wooo, no one wants you here

>>875380
> Samoan Drop
> lifting

File: 1444956314696.gif (1021KB, 500x484px) Image search: [Google]

1021KB, 500x484px

>>875368
>ryback eliminating big show alone

don't think I have a smug enough anime girl for this

>US title change on Raw with 0 build
You can just feel the desperation for ratings.

Where was the League of Nations during this match to keep Del Rio from losing the title? They seemed to interfere in every match except this one.

>>875379

>lol your retarded xD
>DANIEL BRYAN YES YES YES

Have sex fampai

>>875387
> [shitposting]

NINE MINUTES AND TWO SECONDS

>>875388
how exactly is it their fault that their match got booked to be that short?

>>875388

phs

>>875314

>Chad Gable

Niggers are sleeping on him. He's going to be the man.

>>875331

Owens marks are saying how he got stiff shots in on him. He punched him once. Fuck Kevin Owens, fuck Finn Balor and fuck Murphy.

>>875388
Yes, that is what you are doing - shitposting

>>875389
It's Roman's fault he was so gassed that he botched the Spear and ruined the nearfall

Kalisto own theme when?

>>875391
> fuck Murphy

oi mate I'll bash ya cunt

(Murphy is awesome)

>>875394
What's wrong with his theme right now?

>>875393

>It's Roman's fault for getting booked into a match with an allotted time limit

Are you retarded friend?

>>875393
And whats the excuse for Dean botching something as simple as a sunset flip powerbomb AGAIN?

>>875396

No, really. I don't know why, but fuck him. Fat cunt. I'll spit at his fucking nan.

>>875398
> I can't read

You ARE retarded

>>875397
it's a tag team theme

>>875394

When the lucha lucha chant stops being over.

>>875398
look at all of his posts in this thread. he clearly is

>>875400
It's because he's fucking your Waifu isn't it?

>>875402
But it's *his* theme

Sin Cara was just along for the ride

>>875404

Ah he's the dumbass who said Corbin was better than Reigns isn't he?

I like Corbin but that's just pure retardation.

>>875405

Who the fuck are you talking about? I'm a married man and get pegged while watching Bo Dallas promos every night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WC1RFwgnzE

lel

File: 1446229100911.jpg (58KB, 500x498px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 500x498px

let's look back at 2015

>open with Daniel Bryan's triumphant return
>based Seth v Cena v Brock match is MOTY in the first month
>Bryan spends two months getting injured and putting Raman over
>HarpGOAT looks strong as fuck in the IC match at WM
>SETH GODLLINS cashes in and saves wrestling
>Bryan dead, oh well, at least we have Cesaro, and hey they called up Neville
>o-oh Neville kind of sucks now, call up Zayn
>o-oh he injured himself in his entrance, call up Owens
>based fatass has a great program with Cena, pinning cleanly him in one of his two allocated clean pinfalls per year
>raw is good for like two months leading up to summerslam
>jew stewart wtf?
>tfw Stink ruined seth's statue
>ok neville is still good but seth's the only guy he can have an interesting match with
>taker vs brock, cool, second time, awesome
>OH SHIT WYATTS KIDNAPPED TAKER
>oh now they are kidnapping Kane
>oh itwasfuckingnothing.png
>seth injured
>cesaro injured
>cena injured
>vince comes back, entire show dedicated to roman
>ratings hit all time lows

I just hope next year is better

>>875412

>Stink

18+ kiddo

Raw worth a download tonight?

Rootie tootie bootie. Lol cool dad strikes gold again

>>875410
You can see The Dudleys slowly realizing they should have stayed in TNA.

>>875416

I watched the first hour, and tuned in for the main event. I hear that the Kalisto vs. Del Rio was good so I might check that out.

Oh and Kalisto won the US title from Dorito

>>875416
Nope. Was pretty boring.
Kalisto vs. Del Rio was okay, but the two don't necessarily have the best chemistry.
Lesnar came back but it felt generic and forced.

>Avada Kedavra from Del Rio
>Brogue Kick from Sheamus
>F-5 from Brock
>only for Roman to shake the cobwebs off and smile at Brock a few minutes after.

Didn't watch RAW. Anything happen tonight?

Was Sting even at the WWE Hall of Fame event?

>>875407
> not being Corbin Club

YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED IN RING OF HONOR

>>875410
Someone save Cody

>>875183
Right?

>>875426
Kalisto won the US belt

>>875430
WWE said fans wouldn't care if he came back as Cody.
That's how ignorant the creative team is.

>>875429

I'm a founding member of the Corbin Club but he's not better than Roman.

Wait. So let me get this straight.
Whoever throws Ramen is the one who gets the title?
No the winner of the RR itself?

Wouldn't everyone want to rush Ramen?

So Ramen to keep his belt has to win against EVERYONE? Fuck, I swear, he better not win. Retarded odds.
Could be a good time for a heel turn, Dean could be helping him, then turn on him at the very end?

>>875438
>Whoever throws Ramen is the one who gets the title?
No, you cuck

>>875432
So pretty much nothing happened?

>>875430

But I like stardust and his backstage promos.

Did you know Sting was once part of the 4 horsemen?

>>875438
I think the winner of the Rumble wins the belt.

The winner of the Rumble is the champion, regardless if Roman is in the ring.

>>875438
> turning Dean heel
> against Reigns
> in front of a Royal Rumble crowd

Why did you even suggest this?

>>875437
> better in-ring
> better on-mic
> better character
> better size

Are you sure?

File: 1379428095556.png (83KB, 212x218px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 212x218px

>>875445

>your fantasy booking isn't my fantasy booking

Waaaaaaaaaaaah

>>875447
>> better in-ring

Literally stopped reading there

>>875451
No you didnt, why lie?

>>875449
Ah, so you ARE a moron.

>>875439
Did I hear wrong?
https://youtu.be/LhL2-TvqamE?t=24s

>>875443
The video they kinda said it weird.

>>875445
Why is that wrong?

>>875456
Stephanie was saying that once Roman gets thrown over, there is a guaranteed new champ

>>875454

That's exactly what I did though. If your first point is already false, why bother going on? Who lied to you that Corbin was better in the ring? What has he even done?

>>875456
Royal Rumble crowds are just as smarky as WrestleMania weekend crowds

All you would accomplish is getting Dean wildly cheered while Reigns is dumped on the crowd

>>875456

Yes you heard wrong. They were saying that the winner wins the WWE title and there's a special bonus for whoever eliminates Roman.

>>875458
Not even me
Carry on getting b8d though

>>875463

>Not even me

Uh huh

>>875464
Whatever
Corbin is better than ramen though. In every way other than look at least

>>875456
>https://youtu.be/LhL2-TvqamE?t=24s [Embed]
They didn't say.

What does Ramen get IF he wins anyways?

File: 1446559999065.png (60KB, 255x179px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 255x179px

>DBry comes back
>they do nothing with him
>Sting comes back
>they do one good thing with him
>Dudleyz come back
>they do nothing with them
>ADR comes back
>they do nothing with him

SO HYPED FOR NAKAMURA

>>875469
He gets to look really, really strong.

The Man they call Sting, The Man they call Vader. The WCW wasn't very original with nicknames were they?

>>875470
But he isn't returning so he doesn't fit your pattern

>>875473
Sting was The Man Called Sting

>>875410
Glasses Jojo is cute! CUTE!

>>875467

Sure

So Shameus is midcard feud with Dean now.
And Ramen and Brock have a feud now.
Meh.

Also Brock pop was kinda small. They shoulda fucking kept it a secret.

>>875458
> 2 people couldn't possibly figure out that Reigns is shittier than Based Baron

get rekt cuck

>>875481

zzzzzz

wait bo dallas and wyat are related?

>>875486

slowpoke

When will the /asp/ies finally die?

I like the social outcasts...

I feel like it'll be an even more retarded new day kinda thing.

>>875486
>>875490
they look nothing alike. i didnt know

>>875494
They pretty much ruined any chance of it being interesting tonight by having Ryback come save them.

>>875501
is ryback heidenreich/stinsky tier?

>>875506
Nah hes still over brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_KCuwQrsmw

remember when wrestling was good?

>>875362

>tamina actually looking decent
>cuckaze
>sasha looking fuckable and cute af for some reason
>naomi watching pr0n
>seth so alpha he is openly rayciss and cuckman Xavier says "haha yes kofi so fass"
>seth btfo swaggie

This is based KEK

>>875509
>>875509
>>875509

>>875511
> implying any /wwe/ shitter can even name Horsemen

>>875527
THEY'S A NEW THREAD YES THEY IS

>>873100
Do you really need to be run out again?