/wwe/ general #1725 GOAT wrestling families edition

>>866462

>Braindead
>Dead
>Dead

Harts never drew a dime.

First for B the Kidd™ (Undisputed champ) is a faggot

>>866466
> never drew a dime
This meme needs to end
Funny how an old bust like Flair said that exact phrase when Flair couldnt even sell 1000 tickets at CoC in an 85,000 ticket arena. Bret drew plenty in America and outside of America he was a drawing god

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Is Brock a cuck?

>>866473

Bret saved WWF by leaving.

>>866467
Literally who
Stop giving him attention

>>866473
>not knowing flair wrestled in front of the largest pro wrestling crowd ever

>>866474
Nope just autistic

>>866476
Correction, Shawn saved WWF by getting injured
Bret saved WWF by getting Austin over and being the consumnate professional that he is

>>866473
did bret ever draw 340,000 or 200,000 like meltz claim in korea like flair?

>>866474
James storm hasnt aged a bit.

>>866480

No, Bret saved WWF by leaving.

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>>866473

Ric Flair is the GOAT.

>>866478
> leaving out the part when the evil dictator forced his people to watch the event upon pain of death
Even then only 150k turned up. Flair can only draw when the tickets are given away for free, fact

>WWE never does cross promotion matches and angles
I love when NJPW,ROH and pretty much every outlaw does it and IF it does happen I feel like it won't end up as great as I imagine. Just do a Bullet Club vs. Reigns & Friends and Bryan vs. Nakamura. Bring them in and have them fight a few months over titles then be banished by the WWE loyal babyfaces.

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Too Sweet me bruv

>>866483
> na uh

>>866484
Grandad go back to sleep, your dementia is kicking in again. This thread is about GOAT wrestling families, feel free to post David Flair and Charles ;)

>>866485

>Be Bret Hart
>lose to Yokozuna like a bitch
>Hogan comes out
>Shake his hand and thank him for trying to give you a rub
>Watch Hogan beat Yoko in a minute
>Get screwed out of your title
>Watch your brother die
>Get career ended
>Have stroke
>Have to marry a nigger

Even if you love him, he never got over with God.

>>866486
>>866487
> 17 posts in and the outlaw faggot shows up
Gtfo nerds. please have sex

>>866488

>na uh

Only proper response to someone stupid enough to say Bret was the one who made Steve Austin popular.

>>866492
18+

>reveal that Cena was the mentor and trainer of Reigns during his FCW/NXT days
>turn Cena heel and have him feud with Reigns
>Reigns vs. Cena at MITB 2016
>winner takes the name of "Champ". if Cena loses, he retires
>Reigns wins in a match with more emotion than Michaels vs. Flair
>Reigns get's officially renamed "Big Champ"
GOAT idea or nah

>>866492
BC is WWE now get over it faggot.

>>866462
Cena's injured, lads. This Wrestlemania is going to bomb hard. There are literally no stars available for it except Bork.

>>866493
18+
Bret got Austin over kiddo, if you were sentient in the 90s you would know this. Austin was a hick nobody that had to rely on Ted DiBiase to get heat before based Bret gave him the rub and made him a star

Is the rumble worth resubbing to the network? Not sure if I buy into the weird stipulation Vince made

>>866489

Bret's career may be worse than Hogan's but his actual life damn sure isn't

Marrying a nigger >>>> getting exposed for hating them while you're supposed to be one of wrestling's greatest heroes

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>>866467
Don't make me pull my cheap heel tactics brochacho

2016 will be the year of rybased, screencap thiz

>>866498

How pathetic that you're the only one stupid enough to hold this opinion. Notice how no one is backing you up.

>>866496
>>866494
> outlaw faggots got their vanilla midgets cucked by WWE
> asp faggots so cucked they try to use our memes to fit in
cant wait to see those neutered vanilla faggots get chewed up and spit out onto superstars

>>866495
> michaels
> flair
> emotion
Lel were you 9 when you first watched that match. The only emotion i felt was humour when that pathetic old cunt couldnt catch HBGay and almost let him break his back
> i-i love you
Lol cringing hard

>"I can say this probably speaking for all the WWE talents: we love our WWE live events. And the reason why we love those so much is because we are able to go out there and to deliver great wrestling. In this day and age with WWE television programming, you have to have storyline development and advancement. That's how it goes." Ryback continued, "you want to try and get as many talents as you can on TV for that exposure every week, but sometimes that doesn't allow for the longest wrestling matches. Sometimes you have shorter segments because you're trying to get more talents in and that is the day and age. And people's attention spans are so much shorter because there [are] so many options on TV these days, so you can't always just have long wrestling matches."

>Ryback stated that SmackDown could be a solution to this problem, as the blue brand could focus on in-ring competition while WWE Monday Night RAW could continue to be used to develop and propel storylines.

"I would love to see the SmackDown television show be all about the wrestling and for RAW to be more about the storyline developments and I think we have a great opportunity to do that moving forward because I believe with that it helps give SmackDown a different flavor to bring more eyes to the product."

Do you agree with Da Big Guy, /wwe/?

>>866503
> post 4 minutes apart
> n-no one is backing you up so you must be wrong
Spoken like a true google babby. Why dont you go watch another wwe documentary on the network then come to is back pretending like you were there kiddo

Is it bad that I actualy like BRIE MODE song?

>>866507

>s-s-samefag

You woke up this early just to suck Bret Hart's cock on an anonymous anime imageboard? Did you have a wet dream about him faggot?

>>866508
I don't 'like it', per se, but I find myself humming it whenever she comes out. It's one of those annoyingly catchy things.

>>866506
Eh swap it with Smackdown for story and RAW for matches.

>>866500

The entire message of Hogan is a white man beating up brown people and people against the USA.

Hogan destroys niggers on his way to the top. That's why the story of Hulkamania is so beautiful.

The theme song is perfect... "I am a real american." He's talking about white people.

>>866514

Being a black guy who likes Hulk Hogan makes as much sense as any white man taking Al Sharpton seriously.

>>866499
>weird stipulation

+18

>>866514
>"I am a real american." He's talking about white people
majority hispanic in 10 years so del rio is going to take his song then.

>>866514
>real americans
>white people
lmao, USA is overflowing with niggers and spics, who are quickly becoming the majority.

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>>866509

>>866519
>>866521
>Tfw there will come a time when there are literally zero white countries in the entire world

>>866510
> implying i was accusing you of samefag
Oh, so you are a socially inept autist that finds it hard to follow simple conversations aswell as an underage google babby. My apologies, you should go for a lay down if im making your head hurt with these simple concepts

Stop bullying each other please

new thread soon

>>866537
11 more posts famalam

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>>866526

>>866518
K

>>866537
In about 250 posts time.

>>866537
>>866532
> australia

>>866546
>United Caliphate of Britain
actually

IT'S ME, AUSTIN

>>866526
And that's when this planet will die.

>>866548
Aussie confirmed
Post proof with timestamp that you arent

>>866553
AH SON OF A BITCH

>>866462
>GOAT wrestling families
Ok you go first.

50,000 wrestlemania tickets were just refunded tonight

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The retarded marks that said wwe would be better without Cena and Cena should go away are literally on suicide watch right now

Fucking BTFO

>>866598
>>866598
BALEEB DAT

what the fuck is the wrestlemania card going to look like now?

are they going to call up someone from NXT? is AJ Styles going to actually sign AND play a big part? what the fuck?

>book rusev as a monster heel for almost a year
>works perfectly
>undefeated all that time
>cenawinslol
Literally why
Im still mad about that

BMJ OUT OF WRESTLEMANIA?!?

FUCK

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>>866495
i like it

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>cena injured
>seth injured
>cesaro injured
>orton injured
>roman boring
>sheamus existing
Only one man can save WWE now.

I seriously hope Wrestlemania flops this year. Vince and the WWE need to realize that what they're doing isn't working.

>shit rollins injured
eh who cares, boring reign, boring on mic
>Cena out for WM
FUCK PANIC

>James Storm turns down less than 100K a year NXT contract
>Accepts TNA's contract which is 2.5x what WWE offered plus it's guaranteed regardless of TNA's future if there's any
>WWE is leaving the door open for him in the future for him to resign anyways
Fuck this fucker's got it made

>>866660
if quints Daniel Bryan wins the rumble

MORE JAPS TO GET BURIED IN WWE

>>866666
easy win!

>BULLET CLUB IS F-F-F-F-FOR LIFE... except AJ Styles
is he the most based wrestler in the world?

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>>866671
forgot pic related

>>866673
>>866671
He is a weeb manlet that looks like an ugly auntie
So obviously no

>>866660
They will just blame it on Cena's injury and carry on doing what they were doing

>>866674
>"h-h-he's a weeb m-manlet"
>he posts this on an anime imageboard

>>866666
I'll take it.

>>866679
> 4chan is an anigay imageboard
Is it 2006 again? No?
Then fuck off outta here nerd

>>866653
Man I loved that moment. Main roster cucks wish they were this good at being a heel.

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>>866682

Kevin OOOOOOOwens

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> /asp/ used to be good when it was mainly populated my martial arts enthusiasts and other people who actually participated in their sports instead of watching some shitty tv show. Why the fuck is wrestling even here it should fuck off to /tv/. And don't say because it says "wrestling" in the title, it means real wrestling not that fake shit. Maybe we could set up a petition to the owners or something to move wrestling to either /Tv/ (where it belongs) or make wrestling fans their own board , which they don't really deserve because they should be punished for their shitposting not rewarded but it might be the best way to contain these faggots same way it worked for /mpl/ seeing as you no longer see many pony threads aside from the usual shitposter who gets banned in a very quick time. I don't understand what these faggots even see in "wrestling" (the fake one) it's not a sport and there's no real competition involved. From what I have seen in their posts most of the are just complaining about the company etc. if you dislike it then stop watching it you losers and move on to ACTUALL SPORTS such as martial arts, maybe you can start learning to do them as well which in return would indeed grant you the permission to post on /asp/ because this board is supposed to be for people who practise their sports not some gay tv soap opera watchers AKA wrestling fags. Maybe we can redirect this thread to the people over on /qa/ to see that not everyone is so happy with wrestling (fake mandrama) being on here and I believe that we as a community (of /asp/ NOT wrestling losers) have a right to decide how our board is to be used and speaking of /asp/ there has always been wrestling threads here but the originial /asp/ thread(NOT WWE THREADS) were always very civil and they contained it to one thread without making a new one every time they reached bump limit but instead waited for their thread to fall down a few pages unlike these /wwe/ faggots who make a new thread every 5 minutes!

>>866655
Chris Jericho and Jack Swagger are more likely options than this goatboy, and you know it.

They put their bodies, their careers, and their lives on the line.

They have spent years training, and have a lifetime of experience.

But what entertains you, tears their bodies apart.

So cheer for them, admire them, believe in them,

But leave the action to them.

Please. Do not try this at home.

https://youtu.be/3gNarHoPqgw

>>866716
based Adam from whatculture.com

>>866673
when the fuck is his upupdowndown episode, fuckin' xavier & el murpho slacking on the channel

>>866731
>when the fuck is his upupdowndown episode
it'll be the main event of Wrestlemania considering all the injuries

With Cena's injury, a Shield triple-threat is the best bet for main event.

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>>866732
>Xavier becomes one of the few black guys to main event WM
>Loses to some part-timer

>>866716

So will they let their wrestlers take breaks or are they going to continue to force them to wrestle 5 days every week for the whole year

>>866737
Might as well just set their off-season for the autumn, as fuck all has mattered in that timeframe for the past several years.

>>866734
one third of The Shield is injured until Summerslam

Do any of you lads play WWE SuperCard?

Why the fuck is the only Becky Lynch card in the rarest fucking tier?

>>866741
Because she's one in a million bby

So Roman Reigns is on Good Morning America today. Damn. He can't even read cue cards for three cities weather.

Plus side Nikki's tits are massive.

>>866744

>tfw your tits are more over than you are

>>866739
Fuck I forgot.

>>866748
>Rollins is this boring

>>866509
Her tits are smaller

Now that Cena is injured predict the WM card. Rules: no Rollins, Cena, Bryan, Orton, Cesaro (lol), no Sting

WHC - Brock Lesnar (c) vs Undertaker - The Rematch They Said Would Never Happen
Roman Reigns v Sheamus - Iron Man Match
Dean Ambrose (c) v Braun Strowman - IC Title
AJ Styles (c) v Rusev - US Title
Kevin Owens v Kane
Becky Lynch (c) v Charlotte v Brie Bella - Divas title
Usos (c) v Social Outcasts - Tag Titles
Big Show v Dean Ambrose
Andre The Giant Battle Royale - Del Rio wins

>>866755
>Brie Bella
kek

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>>866689
>Some autistic butthurt /asp/ie actually took the time to write all that out
>The stupid cucks think that this board is still theirs

>>866760
If this is an invasion then it's clear they're the WCW of this invasion.

>>866755
WHC - Triple H vs Brock Lesnar
Scott Steiner vs Kevin Owens & Bray Wyatt in a handicap match
Deano vs Rusev IC title match
Lucha Dragons vs New Day vs Dudleys vs Social Outcasts in a tornado tag team match, non dq obviously
Del Rio vs Sami Zayn for US title
ATGBR - Kalisto
Random divas match that no one cares about

>>866763
That would imply that they were ever beating us in the ratings, which they weren't.
They're just a shitty outlaw board that got bought out and is finally relevant thanks to us.

>>866755

WHC - Brock Lesnar (c) vs Roman Reigns - If Roman Reigns loses, he can never challenge for the title again

Triple H vs Dean Ambrose

The Wyatt Family vs The Usos, Ryback and Big Show

IC Title - Kevin Owens (c) vs Neville vs AJ Styles

US Title - Alberto Del Rio (c) vs Jack Swagger

Divas Title - Charlotte (c) vs Becky Lynch vs Sasha Banks vs Paige

Tag Titles - The New Day (c) vs Social Outcasts

NXT Title - Finn Balor (c) vs Hideo Itami vs Sami Zayn vs Baron Corbin (Pre-Show)

ARMBAR - Enzo and Cass debut, Kalisto wins

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>Hes taking his time making up the reasons
>To justify all the low ratings
>Guess he knows from the smiles and the look in their eyes
>Everyone's got a theory about the shit product
>They're saying John Cena was pushed too much
>And Daddy's lost his booking touch
>That's why he shies away from the adult subsection
>But somewhere in a private place
>He packs his bags for outer space
>And now he's waiting for the right kind of Samoan to come
>And he'll say to him

Big Show vs Demon Kane - 60 min Iron Man Match
WHC - Triple H (c) vs Chris Jericho
IC - Dean Ambrose vs Roman Reigns vs Shaemus
Kevin Owens vs Social Outcasts - Handicap ladder match for a coupon to burger king
Usos vs The Ascension vs Lucha Dragons vs League Of Nations - viagra on a pole match
Vince Russo memorial battle Royal - Kevin Nash wins
pre-show: AJ Styles & Nakamure vs Primetime Players

>>866772

All jokes aside, that IC title match sounds like it'd be fucking great

>>866774
Yeah Sheamus and Roman are amazing in the ring together.

>>866777

It's a bit like Sheamus vs any big/power guy. Sounds bad on paper, but in reality, it's fucking great because Sheamus isn't afraid to get the shit kicked out of him, and doesn't mind dishing out a kicking in return.

>>866783
Del Rio did an interview and pretty much said how much he loves working with Sheamus. It was because Sheamus while being a stiff worker, doesn't bitch about being stiffed back. Hell he seems to love it.

>>866783
This. Sheamus works great with other stiff people like Bryan. Normally he's just meh to watch but he can put on good matches when paired with the right guy.

Fuck, he even had a fun match (imo) with beeg at hiac a few years back.

>>866788
>tfw Orton comes back to feud with Sheamus again
[resthold intensifies]

>>866466
Harts drew well in their own patch. Calgary was rocking when Bret and Owen were working.

>>866791
Kek. Orton couldn't do much else or he'd fuck his shoulder yet again.

>>866514
That song was originally for Barry Windham and Dan Spivey. Both went to Crockett so Hogan got it.

i want to see owens vs. Del Rio.

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It's his time

>>866563
Von Erichs.
Harts.
Anoa'is.
Windham/Rotundas.

>>866797
It literally is.
Behind Roman he's the next top babyface.
The Randy to Romans Cena.

>>866788

Was that the one where it just turned into an all out brawl?

>>866801
All 3 of their matches fit that description really. It was the one where Sheamus became the first guy to kick out of the ko punch and Show won the title.

I liked their whole feud desu. The matches were just nice and physical. Big Show using the comically large chair at TLC was a highlight.

>>866462
>Brie Bella
>Nikki Bella
>Daniel Bryan
>John Cena

>>866777
It'll be okay. They have Dean in there to carry them. He can do "le lunatic fighting himself thing" to entertain the crowd while Roro and Shayshay nap outside until it's time for their spots.

>>866806
>Mommy Bella
>John Laurinitis

>>866666

We can only hope

>>866804

Oh fuck, I remember that fucking chair. That was unintentionally hilarious, but some how so fucking appropriate.

Remember the reinforced ladder he used that one time?

>>866741

because she is the most based female wrestler in WWE

>>866666
Honestly wouldn't put it past them, at the very least, i expect them to bring back bryan for mania.
No way they keep him shelved when all their top guys are out for mania.

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>>866462
>the fart foundation

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>>866820
>>the fart foundation
I'm officially three years old.

Is Smackdown better now?

>>866829
LOL

>>866814
I think that might have been the same year. Seems like somebody in creative got a big kick out of that joke

>>866829
Is Smackdown relevant now, would be a better question. At best its a hour long recap show for Raw with gimmick matches (like halloween, christmas, thanksgiving, friday the 13th, whatever, etc, because Raw is the "serious show")

To answer the question, maybe it'll be better on USA. But USA's also bitching that Raw is shit and too family-friendly and has done so for a while now without anything happening. Not holding my breath anything's gonna happen.

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>make random comment about your favorite wrestler on twitter
>they start following you
>jizz all overself
>send them a message thanking them for following you
>go to bed
>wake up in the morning to see they sent you a message
>they tell you they made a mistake and that they don't follow people they don't know personally
>mfw

>>866495
I had an idea for a Reigns/Cena feud. Have Vince use Cena as his weapon by threatening to cut WWE charity contributions if he doesn't beat Roman for the title. This way we'll see a side of Cena we haven't seen in years, using weapons and underhanded tactics, but for the greater good. This way Roman will actually be the underdog

>>866820
bret "shitman" fart hahaha

>>866829
the spoilers were terrible as usual, don't even waste your time with it.

>>866834
Who was it

>>866829
Ziggler's hair looked great

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>>866820
>>866824

>>866829
uh, crowd wasn't super-obviously piped in like it usually is. It's a babystep in the right direction I guess.

>>866833
Seriously what the fuck is with the endless recaps? Do think their audience is made up of 80 year old fossils?

>But USA's also bitching that Raw is shit and too family-friendly
Really?

>>866845
Shame Ziggler is shit

>>866834
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NVp3pGLRWkI

>>866855
Why do I have a boner right now?

>>866751

Not if she keeps putting on weight.

>>866859
That doesn't really mean that her tits will get bigger

>Styles, Gallows, Anderson and Nakamura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8LojH3rFw0
>OH MY GOD COLE, IT'S THE TOP RAMEN TRIO AND PLAYSTATION NINTENDO AND THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE DOWN THE NEW DAY

>>866860

Like poor Nia Jax, nobody likes fat bitches with no tits.

YOU'RE NOT COUNTING *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Do you guys reckon they'll put a couple of NXT matches on the Wrestlemania pre-show now, considering the injury list on the main roster?

>>866863
kek

>>866484
Noone outside US knows Flair, it's just WWE propaganda.
Because he was and is Vince bitch.
Hogan and Hart never were.

>>866873
No

>>866878
European here, can confirm that no one really knows who Ric Flair is here. Some people recognize Hogan due to some movies he used to be in, Bret is a literally who here too

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>>866839
>>866850

>tfw new gay and jasethy literally killed the wwe

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>WWE move confirmed by Shinsuke
>apparently his last date is January 30th where he'll probably drop the title to Kenny Omega
Will he be at Wrestlemania considering all the injuries?

Balor vs Taker confirmed for mania
Roman vs HHH confirmed
Dbry being rushed to be cleared, may face nakamura
WWE hoping for Rollins to have an early recovery, may face Brock
Where do people come up with this shite

>>866886
Maybe but he won't draw a dime in the US.

>>866888
objectively false since I'll buy the PPV instead of pirating if he's on it

that's one dime

>>866889
Where do you live where you can still buy PPV?

>>866829
Same shit. Different network.

>>866890
UK, I think they still have it on sky box office

except I meant network buy since it's cheaper to buy a month than buy a PPV

>>866889
>CAN YOU BELIEVE PEOPLE PAID $54.99 FOR THIS MAGGLE!?

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>>866889
>I'll take what he said as literally as possible to defend my outraw wrestler
>2016
>buying ppvs

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>>866820

>based AbdAlhussain AbdAlridha on 4chinz

>>866893
If you buy the network, they'll just think you want to watch Triple H create the Attitude Era and singlehandely destroy WCW

>Randall injured himself so he doesn't have to work with deanetty
>hey randy can u show me how u injured urself
>John injures himself the same way so he doesn't have to job to Roman

Shieldnettys BTFO

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>>866899
>Both of them had no problem working with Seth

>>866895
get worked mark`

>>866881
I can also attest to this. The only stars who are even kind of known by non fans are Rock, Cena and Undertaker.

>>866901
No more like they saw what happened when they worked with jasethy and said never again

Still playing this WWE SuperCard lads.

Noticed something pretty handy. Nobody puts much effort into their divas, so having a pair of strong diva cards basically gives you a much, much higher winning percentage. Currently standing at 184/12

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>>866902
>g-get w-worked mark, d-dean is the best!
>>866904
>Sting says Seths the best worker hes even worked with
But yeah, I'll totally take some salty virgins word over his

>>866901
That's because he's booked like a weak little bitch, unlike Roman the stronk

>>866905
Based strong, independent women.

Oh shit guys, Konnor is now injured as well

http://whatculture.com/wwe/konnor-is-latest-wwe-superstar-to-suffer-injury.php

>>866905
problem is getting good diva cards
in season 2 I'm currently in legendary tier with
Epic Pro Ramen, Epic Pro Deano, Legendary Brayylmao and Legendary Roman, but my divas are a SR pro rosa mendes and ultra rare brie
if I'm losing matches it's because of them, fucking nothing drops at all

>>866909
>d-dean
we're talking about nakamura not deanetty

>>866914
shit, another main eventer gone

>>866914
Literally who

>>866914
What's up with those injuries? Almost everyone gets fucking injuried and out for several months

>>866919
The league of nations is taking everyone out.

>>866914
>The Ascension were THE tag team on NXT for over a year
>come to the main roster
>can't even get booked to be jobbers

>>866921
Woi Barra is injuried too, though

>>866923
Is he ever *not* injured?

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>>866923
There are casualties even in the victorious side of a war.

The time is now

PUSH JACK SWAGGER NOW

>>866926
>implying Big Show isn't winning the Rumble
>implying Mark Henry won't win the #1 contendership at Fast Lane
>implying it won't be Big Show vs. Henry, double retirement WWE Championship match at Wrestlemania

>>866927
HOW ARE YOU GONNA ELIMINATE A GIANT MAGGLE
HE'S A GIANT

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>>866922
Oh they do plenty of jobbing, don't you worry.

>>866929
>Beeg beating them three times in a row in a handicap match
HAHA I LOVE IT MAGGLE HE'S A GIANT

>>866929
>all those house shows
No wonder everyone is either fatigued, injured or dead.

>>866932
When did the WWE start doing more and more house shows? Is this a recent thing?

>>866915

I'm only in Ultra Rare right now, but I literally started last night.

For some reason, the game gave me a fucking shitload of credits out the door, so I just pumped it into cards.

I've got:

Epic Bray
UR Swagz
UR Rick Rude
SR Piper
UR Paige
Epic Natalya

I'm currently hammering my way through Road to Glory. I'm on the SR Daniel Bryan tier right now.

>>866929
>>866932
Vince still has the idea that if he can work 300+ shows a year, then so can everyone else.

>>866934
I didn't really touch road to glory, I just do domination or peoples champion as it's a pretty easy way to get an epic card or better

>tfw Hogan doesn't exist in season 2
>I still have a legendary of him from S1

>>866936

Are they revolving tournaments then? This Road to Glory shit seems fucking easy, just really fucking drawn out desu

>>866937
It's all fun and games until you hit a brick wall and have to do +1s barely instead of +5s and +3s

>>866938

I'm guessing that'll come around about the UR tier for me. Is it worth just burning through the title match cards that drop, or saving them for the higher tiers?

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>>866930
HOW CAN YOU BEAT A GIANT

>>866689
Who is this fucking guy?
MMA a sport?
Its called MARTIAL ARTS.. Its used to kill, maim, and destroy people.
Sports are games.... nothing more nothing less.. Don't equate the two... Faggot.

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>>866897
>tfw

>>866939
I usually use them the moment I get them, not much difference really. I'm still upsetti that they left out S1 to make this shitty S2 work

>>866940
>Harper, Big Show and Miz team

What the literal fuck

>>866935
>working a desk job = wrestling a match every night
Poor Vince has alzheimer's and he doesn't even know it.

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>>866905
Fuck yeah I love super card.

So is Kalisto next in line for the US championship because of BMJ's injury
Wouldn't mind him getting that singles push either

>>866948
tfw also downloaded nhl and nba supercard

Reminder that on Monday AJ was kicked out of Bullet Club, that could mean he's going to WWE solo with Karl & Doc possibly teaming with Balor and creating Balor Club or all three of them join Balor Club upon Finn's debut.

>>866949
if they have a ladder match at WM im betting he will either win or be the most put over guy in the match.

>>866952
>ROMAN I'D LIKE TA' INTRADOOC YOO TO ME WEE COUSIN FERGAL AND HIS FAGGOT FRIENDS

>>866960
>faggot friends

made me giggle

>>866960
FELLA CLUB W W @?

>>866964
>OH ROOMAN, YE' HAVE DEEN AMBROOCE? WELL AI'HVE GOT DEESE LITTLE FELLAS
>AH CALL THEM THE POTATO POSSE

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>>866964
>>866965
>>866960

>>866509
Nobody will give the original sauce ;_;

>inb4 Saraya, Paige, fat puss, Moi House, etc.

>>866967
It takes like a minute to find the girl's name through google image search

>>866853
>>But USA's also bitching that Raw is shit and too family-friendly
>Really?
Yes, they've explicitly said they want a more adult-oriented product.

https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan/status/685159892697640961

>Daniel Bryan trying to ruin the Rumble again by getting his fans to shit all over it and chant for him throughout it

so... After being mistreated by the WWE, Jack Swagger's wife had made a sextape. With another man...
porneq.com/video/53821/sextape-wwe-and-maxim-model-catalina-white/

>>866975
Cuck Swagger on suicide watch

>>866974
he's not even trying to ruin the plan for bbygirl/lesnar ending properly now.
he's going for his other dream match which is the jap

>>866974
Daniel Bryan is a fucking faggot.
He should never get another title reign or big program.
He dropped the ball hard 2x in a row.
Fuck that midget piece of shit, have him return and book him like jericho.

>>866974
They NEED Bryan. He's been cleared by every single doctor but WWE's.

>>866969
THEN JUST FUCKING TELL ME

>>866887
Sethfags are dlusional enough to think he would be allowed to go over Brock.

LOOK, EVERYONE

IT'S TYLER

>>866990
*crowd sits on their hands*

>>866909
>Sting says Seths the best worker hes even worked with
>Believing/caring what a part-time jobber says.

Top kek.

>>866990

Where? On Superstars?

>>866986
Saraya

>>866509
>this picture still up

Great mods we got here.

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>>866995
>mods
>on /asp/

>>866995
I bet you reported it too fag.

>>866999
lol no
I kind of like that we can do whatever we want on this ghost town board.

>>867000
/g/ is also mod free.

>>866999
Checkd

>>866995
It was the OP a few threads ago and didn't get deleted for hours

>>866990
*cricket*

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Why do people think Man Hands is hot?

Will this be the worst wrestlemania of all time?

>>867025
>No Cena or Rollins

You mean best?

Hulk hogan will main event wrestlemania star with ric flair. 30 years in the making

>>867022
They're virgins.

>>866873
They could have a NXT Title match as the opener

>>867022
she cute and has a nice tight body

>being attracted to hands
have sex

>>866975
>Sextape was released in 2009
>They got married in 2011

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So why does Bullet Club use the nWo gesture?
sounds like lack of relevance or the world has run out of hand gestures
>mfw the young bucks copy the hardys, HBK, nWo and memes

>>866483
Just because you keep saying it doesn't make it true.

>>867022
she is cute and a nerd.

>>867042
She looks like a drugged up ghetto nigger fella

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>>867043
nah

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>>867044
Dude, i've seen guys like her asking for spare change for their drug habit

>>867045
zzzzzzzz

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>>867045
so, youve seen a black person do that?

>>867039
because the bizzclizz is 2sweet

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>>867047
Sure, as recent as last Sunday. there's always at least 1 Sasha mark around here i've noticed

>>867022
Like anon said, she's cute and has a good body.

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>>866462

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>>866943

Based

>>867054
Making mom and dad proud

>>867056
by setting dem
>RECORD
lows

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>mfw Chris Jericho will main event a wrestlemania again
>in 2016

>>867054
Is this the mug shot of the people that ruined wwe forever?

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>>867057
nah

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>>867050

>>866974

He wants to wrestle nakameme

>wwe signs broke back AJ and literal broken man Nakashit
>bryan still not cleared

And you think Vince isn't scared of Bryan overshadowing his samoan bitch fuccboi, get a clue faggots

>>867058

>tfw jericho has more loose skin than a sharpaaaaai puppi
>tfw no more based 2008 Y2J

Fuck me

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>>867064
>teases jeriheel
>returns 4 months after as face Jericho
>mfw

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>>866755
>reigns in an iron man match

nigga this is real life

>>866755
Chris Jericho vs Christian wwe whc
Brock vs jack swagger
Roman vs HHH
Dean vs Bully Ray IC title
Del Rio vs miz us title
New day vs team bad tag team
Taker vs Kurt angle
Finn balor vs aj styles or nakamura nxt title

>>867069
>Brock vs Swagger

Why are you so retarded

>>867073
Why are you fucking retarded? 2 big bosses and 2 NCAA technical wrestlers fucking moron

>>867066
>jericholic marks still crying about the possible heel turn
let it go

is it me or has becky vs charlotte been very silently booked well

>>867074
Hosses**

>>867076
in the sense that it has a clear face and heel and the match hasnt been beaten into the ground, yes

>>867074
I don't think the audience really gives a shit about Swagger.

>wasting a Brock appearance on Swagger

>>867082
The audience doesn't give a shit about anyone on the current roster. With swagger at least if will be a good match and not a fuckin squash

Let's see here, this mania is gonna suck ass, post your cards and critique others.

Mine:

Brock Vs Joe?????

Haitch(c)Vs Roman

Bryan Vs Nakashit

Undertaker Vs Sheamus??????Strauman?????

Kalisto(c) Vs ADR Vs Neville Vs Kofi Vs deannetty Vs Rusev US titul elimination match

New Day(c) Vs USO Vs Dudleyz TLC

Owens(c) Vs Zayn for IC title

Charlotte Vs Sasha for diva meme

Wyatt Family Vs meme club

This mania is gonna fucking suck dick dude, other than Haitch and Roman, the tag match fest, and the slim possibility of Zayn Owens... jesus christ

>>867076
it's a standard storyline, it's the type of progressive storyline they should stick to when in doubt but they rarely ever stick to because of bipolar booking and last minute decisions.

>>867085
>Brock Vs Joe?????
stopped reading right there

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>>867085
>This mania is gonna fucking suck dick dude, other than Haitch and Roman
>other than Haitch and Roman

>>867087

I'm just throwing shit up in the air, I know my card is shitty but i tried to make it as less shitty as possible, we need new matchups la

>>867092

You better believe "based" haitch is gonna make sure they book his program right, also, he mostly has good matches so Idk your point here faggot trip

>>867094
That's the only one I really have a problem with, simply because Joe has not been built up properly for a match against Brock.
Taker shouldn't be facing Sheamus either for his last match, or someone as green as strowman, there's a reason why strowman sat out the tag match.

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>>866981
>anti-smarks STILL getting worked by the GOAT

>>867039
the bullet club is 4 lyfe except for AJ Styles

>>867102
So are people just going to throw around the term getting worked without knowing what it means?
Or are you saying Bryan worked his fans by killing all his momentum by getting himself shelved immediately after finally getting his big push?

>>867104
>tfw Omega is potentially going to become a main event talent in NJPW

>>867076
it's surprising how much better basic storylines are than the shit we usually get.

Bret Hart couldn't sell out a flea market

>>867022

THIS IS BORING

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>>867106
no, more like he's been off tv since like April and Anti-smarks still moan about him

keep getting worked by the G(reatest)O(f)A(ll)T(ime) senpai

>>867096
>he mostly has good matches so Idk your point here faggot trip
Kek maybe when he has the best talent in the company to carry him

>Punk
>Lesnar
>Bryan
>Evolution and Shield
He's picked his opponents pretty carefully

But a Roman vs Haitch singles match will be a borefest. Hunter vs Sting was BARELY saved by the DX vs nWo nonsense that went on in the middle of the match.

>>867098

If they bring in Joe and have him bulldoze everyone and have brock eliminate him from le rumble then joe come back in and do it to bork, maybe?

>taker
Idk lad, there are no matches I want to see with the old fuck, I just tried to pair him up with someone that was rumored(strauman) or a "top" heel in Sheamus

>>867112
>I don't know what getting worked means but I always see people say it so im going to say it too!
wew lad

>>867112

>GOAT
>Can't even stay healthy for a month

Wew

>>867116
He's healthy and cleaned by various medics but not by WWE

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>>867115
>>867116
>mfw DBry won both titles in the main event and Anti-Smarks are forever btfo

>>867076
It's basic storytelling. It just seems better because of how shit the usual storylines are. Regardless, I'm enjoying it. It's a nice change from 'divas are catty bitches who attack each other just because'. Their match on raw was good too desu.

>>867114
Braun is definitely too green and won't be ready by mania, he hardly wrestles as is.
Braun is probably still training every week at the performance center.
Sheamus I could see because there's not many other top heels but it would be a shame for him to be his final opponent.
Sting probably won't be able to make it back in time, which is a shame, since we all know that Sting vs Taker has been a dream match for him and many for ages.
I bet Sting came to WWE primarily just to face Taker.

>>867113

>le carried meme

I fucking knew you were going to spew this bullshit.

>Haitch got "carried" by deannetty and Roman

LOL

lets see, WM 28, WM29, Summerslam 2013 were all good Haitch matches that if you argue haitch was carried in then I'm not even gonna waste my time.

Second, haitch was a heel in his match with Bryan for example, how does bryan taking bumps mean him carrying haitch? Fuck outta here

>>866974
>daily reminder that WWE approves literally every tweet a superstar sends out
He's back at the rumble lads

>>867117

>Gets injured 2 years in a row after wrestlemania after he wins a belt

>>867122

>le vince mastermind micromanager meme

stop.

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>>867121
>Summerslam 2013
>HHH match
Lel hunter get off of /asp/ you are such a mark for yourself, no amount of Kliq DVDs will get you over

>>867121

>Summerslam 2013

Triple H didn't wrestle here, why you always lying?

>>867124
>>867124
>>867124

>>867125
>implying they'd let DBry send out a tweet basically calling their doctors stupid

>>867039

Isn't Bullet Club's entire gimmick basically being meme as fuck about everything?

>>867054
Those three are the reason wwe sucked last year.