/wwe/ General #1720 - DAAAAAAAAD DAAAAAAAAD DAAAAAAAAAD Edition

First for me

I give this RAW a 5/10 because it ended with Reigns being strong again

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>>863605
Second for SHINSUKE

>>863613
Will they stop after he wins the RR again? I don't know how they can keep making him look strong.

>yfw Chris Jericho gets the belt at the Royal Rumble
>yfw this sets up a match between Jericho and HHH for the belt at WM
>yfw HHH wins the belt at WM

time for WK10

thats 8 hours of wrestling for today.

Hiroshi Tanahashi

also, trent is the best.

>>863605
Xth for AJ Styles winning the Royal Rumble

Just realized that WWE hire Nakamura, AJ, Anderson, and Gallows since WWE run out of of people to be fed to Roman due to injuries.

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The next WWE world heavyweight champion.

>>863627
What will AJs name be when he gets into WWE again? Because too many people associate "AJ" with AJ Lee in the dubya dubya eh

>>863634
Looks like another jobber

>>863637
AJ styles

WWE put an article out about a month ago entitled "AJ Styles in WWE?!?!" or something

also he literally has a tattoo that says AJ

holy shit the hangtime on ricoches dropkick.

>>863638
And Brakkus looked like Vince's wet dream come to life, but that didn't mean he got anywhere

Did anyone watch Breaking Groud finale? What song was playing in the end?

>rumble ends with Dean winning
>when his music hits Seth pop out of nowhere
>his injury was fake all along
>Roman wants his rematch
>Seth wants a rematch for the title he never lost
>Shield Tripple Threat TLC match at Mania
>Seth comes out at winner
>Shield bonding moment happens when Trips tries to make Seth his little puppy again
>Trips gets Speared, Hit by a Dirty Deeds and at last with a curb stomp
>Shield starts killing people again until Extreme Rules
>At Extreme Rules they get called out for a match against a unknown team
>Turns out to be El Generico, Kenta and DeVitt starting the Indie Invasion angle

So lads

Thoughts on WWE signing Nakamura and Styles?

>>863649
Don't care.

>>863649
Potentially really cool

>>863649
Good paydays and easy workload for both guys no matter how terribly WWE misuses them

Will both get way more over than WWE expects

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>>863649
They'll flop and will be midcarders 4 life and you know it
Nakamuras work is "too unsafe" and will be forced to do shitty boring moves and AJ will probably not be allowed to do Styles Clash because some fags are too stupid to not tuck their head in

>>863649
hyped.

>>863654
> "flop"

You mean like how Reigns is flopping as THE GUY DAMMIT! or like how NXT callups "flop" when the WWE dumps shit all over them and blames them for not getting over?

>>863656
Are you seriously comparing Roman to them

because if yes then what the fuck are you smoking

>>863649
>Vince will destroy the careers of two more phenomenal wrestlers

Wish I could be hype. But they will either stay in NXT forever, or get called up and fed to Reigns.

>>863658
Answer the question

>>863662
So you want something that literally doesn't exist and can't happen?

Must suck to be you.

>>863661
About NXT callups, so far all of them are midcarders (besides Bryan who was over as fuck) so you answered your own question

inb4 bryan wasn't over his chant was

>>863659
Why would they go to NXT at all ?! That's development territory and they're already qualified for mainstage time.

>>863654
I kinda hope that Roman will be the one who forgot to tuck his head.

>owens vs. styles/nakamura
>neville vs. styles/nakamura
>cesaro vs. styles/nakamura
>smo joe vs. styles/nakamura
>zayn vs. styles/nakamura
>balor vs. styles/nakamura
>cena vs. styles/nakamura
>orton vs styles/nakamura
>lesnar vs. styles/nakamura

all these exciting new matchups.
i really want this to go well.

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>>863656
>Nakamura=Roman
>Styles=Roman

....dude what?

But you're right about everything else desu senpai.

Never really understood how they treat call ups.

>creative does literally nothing for you, or worse, gives you a cringey gimmick
>wait only a month
>yeah well you're not getting popular so fuck you we're done pushing you

>>863664
I don't think you know what the words "all" or "midcarders" entail

>All these niggas buttmad about Ramen. If the place that booed him loves him then I don't see how you can say he isn't over

>>863671
I think you're a retard

>>863644
>the Indie Invasion angle

What could possibly go wrong with an invasion angle?

>>863667
Kev faced Nakamura in one of his last ROH matches

Nakamura wrestled Lesnar like a decade ago

>>863666
>>863654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09uZoCbI-6E

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>>863665
Well then I guess they'll waste no time making them look like jokes.

>>863662
These two guys signed with World Wrestling Entertainment. Therefore discussion of them is 100% relevant.

Get over it neckbeard, you'll get some one day.

>>863668
I'm referring to how NXT callups "flop" because, as you said, they're just given a pseudo-push for a month, or like how Reigns is flopping 'cause he's being given every opportunity possible and he's still only lukewarm over

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>>863676
>tucking your head in

>>863674
Bury the Invading Party in favor of John Cena or Stone Cold?

>>863675
ive seen the big kev/nakamura match, but not the lesnar one.
still, if they play their cards right, thats loads of fresh matches.

>>863676
>yoshi bitter as fuck commentating that match at WK10

>>863673
That's Nice.

Won't help you understand what those words mean. But it's nice.

One important thing about the RR is the equal spotlight for every participant and not on the current champion. Now the focus is on Roman because he carries the title in that very match. it's now a match to take the title off Roman rather than the mystery man at WM.
It'll be good I hope but they're trying so hard to emulate Austin vs McMahon because the '99 Rumble was similar too.

Seriously Vince will die before he gives up on Roman.

>>863672
I can't tell if you're just poopyposting or legit this dumb

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>>863618
>it's suddenly 13 years ago
Oh fug!

>>863637
They'll just call him Styles

"It's STYLES John! He's a superstar in Japan!"

>TNA elevation X match

Who the fuck approved something this dangerous

>>863649
Lots of cool things they can do with them but no doubt they'll fuck it up within a fortnight of them debuting.

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>it's 5th of January and no one can really predict who will win the Royal Rumble
>because no one seems fit to do so
fuck
last year we all knew it's gonna be Le Deg-Deglare Man, two years ago Batista, but this year I just see no one really fit to win it

inb4 Roman

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>>863688
WHAT'S STYLER DOING IN THE NXT ZONE

>>863692
Lesnar
Cena
Bryan (;_;)

>>863672
He's over, sure. The circumstances which lead up to it are quite suspect.

>literally no other star power around
>remaining members of the roster are made to look pathetic so there's no one else to cheer for
>Vince had to unretire his character and personally get involved with Roman on screen
>has to stand tall every single raw

I don't think it even took BMJ that much. It's absolutely ridiculous how hard they're trying.

And the funniest part of all this is that his push is doomed to fail. Either he flops on his own or creative will screw up like they always do.

>>863694
HE WAS JAPAN CHAMPION, TN uh... NWA CHAMPION, A WORLDWIDE SENSATION - THE PHENOMENAL STYLER

>>863694
inb4 they make AJ Antonio Juan Ramires, make him grow a moustache and give him a mexican gimmick

>>863698
WWE has mentioned New Japan & "IWGP" on-commentary before

>>863699
That's not a bad idea desu
>The MexAmerica community

>>863702
>mexamerica
never again please

one of the alltime worst gimmicks

>>863702
>haha Maggle what are those numbers under his name on his stomach
>it's obviously the dates when he illegally jumped the border, John

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>"I usually drive with Dolph Ziggler and Zack Ryder. They're fun guys and Dolph has been trying to do some comedy, so he's funny. He's so funny. He's so quick witted, so it's definitely something I think he'll be really good at." The Miz continued, "I'll ride with whoever. If Dolph needs a ride, I'll give him a ride. I had so much stuff when I was first coming in with the WWE that I was like, 'alright, I will never be this. I will always try to be nice to everyone.' You kind of learn your lesson. Back in the day, I was from [MTV's] 'The Real World' and when you're from 'The Real World', you're not supposed to have any talent. You're not supposed to be able to do anything. You're a reality star. You're nothing. You're a nobody, so you have to kind of walk over into the WWE where it's almost like a fraternity, not just with the Superstars, but with the audience as well. So it was kind of one of those things where I had to elevate myself and prove myself day in and day out and I'm still proving myself to Dolph."

>>863697
And even after all that Reigns is still not especially over

Cena was really damn over until he got moved to RAW and made into a prototypical McMahon superhero

>>863681
>Look Maggle, it's the Indie Club in full force and they're heading for the ring!
>Roman Reigns is in big trouble Maggle.
>Roman Reigns just speared the entire Indie Club at once JBL!
>My God, he's setting them up for... for...
>SUPERMAN PUNCH
>1
>2
>3
>Have you ever seen such a display of power JBL? Roman Reigns defeated the entire Indie Club in a matter of moments.

>>863685
>trying so hard to emulate
That's about it anon. For a year and a half now it's just been a comedy of errors as they try to copy other wrestlers' stories.

>let's give him the John Cena push where he wins all the time but is still somehow the underdog
>fails and Seth has to cash in

>let's try the Daniel Bryan story this time. He only got over by accident anyways amirite?
>Fails because he's not popular enough to warrant continuous fan support

>I know, let's try Stone Cold next. All it took for Stone Cold was beating Vince up once in awhile, it will be easy.
>Mixed reaction at best

He legitimately doesn't know how to make stars, does he?

> inb4 they add Nakamura and AJ to the LON and the LON plays the NWO to Roman's Sting/Goldberg for years to come

Shinsuke outraw Nakamura jobber for life.

Aj (packed) styles dead after his first match for being gook kicked in the head so many times

Kevin obese owens dead at 40 mad cow disease

The Ryback 40 time world champion, hall of famer by next year

Elgin looks like shit with a beard.

>>863708
all his top guys were pretty much by accident

Hogan
>probably Vince's best guy, really made him big but he was already kind of a big deal

Austin
>no intention to push him, forced by Kliq, still made him job for ages, 2 years after 3:16 he finally got the belt

Rock
>tried to make him a face, die rocky die, had to turn him heel

Cena
>tried Orton, failed, tried Batista, pretty over but not massive, moved onto Cena, hit the jackpot.

Meanwhile we have classics such as

>Luger
kek
>Nash
lowest drawing champ ever
>Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart
didn't draw really, would never have got the belt if not for steroid scandal
>Brock
pretty good, deserved his monster push but bailed two years in

>>863705
Based Miz

>>863708
Vince has had to be dragged kicking and screaming into everything that's worked in WWF/E.
Every. Single. Time.

>>863707
BUH-LEEVE DAT!

>>863716
In the PG era definitely. Guarantee its been damn near the same discussion for the last 8 years.

>oh fuck the fans already do I really have to push _________?
>but my handpicked guy is right there, why does no one cheer for him?
>Well if that's how it is, I'll make sure they have no one else to support dammit!

Which is why more and more older fans seem to be tuning out. We've been down this road before. And no one wants to put up with the next 8+ years of the guys they like getting sacrificed to le ramen empire.

>>863722
>>863722
Vince seems to think that we're all such dedicated fans that we will watch no matter what he puts out.

>>863722
vince should have just gone with his gut and pushed Big E to the moon

>>863724
Well, despite everything we're still watching aren't we?

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>>863727
Ratings went close to all time lows towards the end of last year, and I'm pretty sure most people in these threads stream WWE

>>863718

HAHA I LOVE IT MAGGLE!

>>863722
The problem this time is no wCw around to kick start Attitude Era 2.0 or at least Ruthless Agression Era 2.0 which is why we've stagnated.

>>863729
That still quaifies as "watching" doesn't it? You still take time out of your day to watch his product, however shitty it got/gets.

>>863727
For now. Ratings are still shaky and I personally don't watch live anymore. I'll skim the results and decide if it's worth my time. Then maybe I'll stick it on at the weekend.

>>863734
desu I just read recaps and watch youtube highlights now

maybe go on watchwrestling if there's a match that was meant to be good

>>863712
>Luger
How can you guys not be down with the discount Hogan?

>>863712
Roman is kind of the next Luger if you think about it.

>>863739
that is a brilliant comparison.

i fucking love kenny omega. dude looks badass in a leather jacket.

FINALLY ORTON VS AJ STYLES

>>863727
Speak for yourself anon. The latter half of 2015 saw repeat record breaking low ratings. So actually a shitload of people stopped watching.

After Summerslam last year, I myself can only manage sporadic viewing.

>>863732
Which is why it's never going to get better. They will never change because they don't have to.

0 competition, and with the network/Hulu, not even gutter low ratings will light a fire under their asses.

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>It's a maggle plugs the network episode

>WWE
>signing gooks that can't speak english and 3 nobodies just to please smarks

Triple H really is working the fuck out of smarks. Can't wait for these guys to fail so i can watch the butthurt on the internet.

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>>863747
>it's a Ric Flair backstage segment endorsing his son episode

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>>863738
>discount Hogan
kek'd harder than I should've

>>863739
The Lex express was pretty good compared to whatever Roman's got goin on, but I see your point.
>Lex fumbling over words
>Average in ring but all about the look
>Awful on the mic
>*distant cheering*

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>got a nice pop last night
>chants for her during the match
Is she finally over?

>>863649
Aj is like 10 years too late. Much like Samoa Joe.

>>863757
Also trying to build him up as the guy when they didn't have many options

>>863758

ill give her a nice pop with my dick in her pussy if ya know what i mean

>>863683
>Striker asking Tatsu multiple times to talk about AJ breaking his neck, and he was very clearly getting uncomfortable

>>863758
Becky is pure! PURE!

>>863762
I'm unsure as to what you're implying...

>>863758
Too bad she is losing to Reid on Smackdown

>>863692
Roman or HHH will win. Will also set up a Mania main event between them.

Will they use Get Ready to Fly for AJ, or just refuse to acknowledge it?

>>863758
The crowd were actually quite into that match overall, which is rare for the main roster divas. Charlotte even got boos at long last.

>>863764
striker is annoying as fuck

whenever I hear him I can't help but think "I'M MARKIN OUT BRO"

>yfw AJ gets put in a feud with Darren Young

>>863649
Same shit they're doing with S'moe and Rhyno, a veteran working with NXT talent. it's too late to build him up as a top guy and too irrelevant to have a shock appearance like Sting.

making million dolla moves

>>863774
Meltzer already confirmed that AJ and Nakamura are being signed for the main roster

Anderson and Gallows are on NXT

Omega pinned Nakamura in a tag match with Styles! Yoshi-Hashi tagged with Nakamura.

Then Omega one wigged angeled Styles after the match, then BC ran down to stop Omega, until Styles got up, then Bucks and Omega triple super-kicked him, then after Anderson, Hall and Gallows 2Sweeted the others, they started beating up AJ!

(Tonga, Fale and Taka weren't present for this I think)

Omega just said they're firing AJ and he's going after the IC Title! He's a Heavyweight!

YoshiTatsu has to say: Huh... Naa yeah... I don't know.

Wait, Omega just hit the Styles Clash on Styles, with super kick assists from the Bucks!

HOLY FUG

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>>863751
You really should consider having sex at some point.

>>863784

Why? Because I don't give a fuck about your indy gook wrestlers? That makes you the virgin, silly goose.

>>863712
It's actually been proven Desiel was not the worst drawing champ of all time; he was close, but Hart was the worst.

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>>863786
Only virgin I see here is you anon.

You're the one just repeating the same buzzwords over and over like some autistic parrot. Most likely because you have nothing better to do.

>signed to WWE and headed for the main roster
>indie gooks
Keep getting triggered neckbeard. They're relevant to the general now, but your posts are simply fedorable.

>>863790

>posting gook cartoons
>defending gay gook wrestlers

Man this thread really went full homosexual since the move.

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>>863791

>fanboying this hard
Is there some part of "Signed with WWE" that you don't get here?

It's unbelievable how easily triggered you are.

>>863751
>3 nobodies
18+

>>863696
I SWEAR TO GOD IF IT'S BRYAN I'LL MARK HARDER THAN DIAMOND

i love anderson and gallows yelling at the camera.

how the fuck will wwe contain them?

>>863781
>Meltzer
hmmmm

>>863618
>Jerigoat cucks HHH again

rooty

tooty

booty

>>863605

/wwe/ blown the fuck out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo08FYlk-0M

>Aj styles and nakamura headed straight to the main roster
>samo Joe and finn balor STILL in nxt

Cucked


Actually they're all probably gonna debut at royal rumble

>Jericho comes back
>not even involved in a match same night

>>863803

hes gonna show up for 5 minutes like DDP last year

>>863803
Good. The less jobbing he does, the better. I'd be fine with him disappearing again after the rumble, because he's already damaged his credibility enough with his constant losing.

>>863805
Haha no he is gonna cuck Roman and hhh by winning the rumble

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If I try using full auto it won;t cycle unless I let the wrestlers will be 2 Royal Rumble its just a bunch of people lacking these attributes and you're necks posture up and somehow launching the Austin 3:16 would've never become a bunch of wrestlers to a milf Ebin trole xDDDDD Shaking my head when rolling

kokeshi is a hype as fuck move.

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>>863786
>You really should consider having sex at some point.
>Why?

>>863649

Couldn't pay me to care enough

>>863806
His returns right now usually create a reaction that boils down to
>Oh looks it's Jericho
>again
>how many times has he returned?

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I heard Vince died in a promo on Mankind, and his training wheels Old general had an attractive charisma, but her boring sulk face fails to complement her 5/10 looks

>>863815
Pretty much, though with the vacuum of talent right now I'm honestly happy to see him. He was a breath of fresh air last night.

>sign Nakamura so that D Brys fans won't throw a tantrum when he doesnt win RR when he returns because he'll have a 20 minute program with their jap #swaglord favorite Nakameme lined up
Dam vince is a genius brehs

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Was Vince not just cherry picking the one who randomly brought Kevin Owens?

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>WHO HYPE FOR MUH NJPW MANLETS COMING TO WWE
>This is after these outlaw wrestling cucks were telling everyone that NJPW is the future
>Their wrestlemania did even lower numbers than last year
>They're actually "hype" for their wrestlers coming to WWE and being forced to wrestle the WWE style
>They're actually "hype" for these wrestlers coming to WWE to be forced to have a personality outside "Hey lads I can wrestle really well and do all these cool flips"

10 years of Roman Reigns are upon you and Hunter knows how to keep you in line by just signing 3 people from Japan so you can ignore the complete travesty that is RAW.

>>863817
He was way better at msg

Rooty tooty
Booty

>>863744
I haven't watched since the Raw after Mania. Only a couple matches which people have mentioned as great. That's how low WWE has sunk, a whopping 3 months of semi-interest.

>>863649

>nakamura
>not kushida

>>863803

Only time I was hyped for a Jericho return was when he interrupted Miz then Bray showed up. I'd just started rewatching wrestling and was happy to see a familiar face but I soon found out that he was just a shell of who he used to be and stopped caring for him altogether.

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>>863820
Have sex
Buy a fleshlight
Steal a sex doll I don't care, please just get a life you pathetic fanboy.

Nobody thinks your pictures of people in hats are funny.

>People celebrating WWE poaching other company's top stars and killing off the competition

Wew lad.

>>863825

Awww did I upset the poor little neckbeard? No retort for anything in my post so you started posting fish?

>2 days ago: NJPW is da future! WWMeme sucks!
>Now: Literally everyone important is leaving for WWE

Get worked cuckboy.

>>863758
Becky is cute.

CUTE!

>Anderson and Festus going to Hunters circlejerk to be Finn's henchman geeks when he turns heel
This is fucking lame, all of them + Finn should be on the main roster so we can have some semblance of a decent stable

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>yfw Scott Hall in the Rumbel

>>863826
>they tried to get Ricochet to poach LU but got cucked by his contract

>>863800
>2 hours
Dude I don't even watch Raw for that long.

>>863758

>Becky vs. Sasha
Boring chants
General disinterest
>Becky vs. Charlotte
Crowd is into it
Becky getting cheered

I guess Charlotte truly is better.

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So, will this Wrestlemania break the attendance record, /wwe/?

>>863829
>so we can have some semblance of a decent stable

Yes please gib more stables. It's not like we have enough of them today.

>>863827

> 18 plu-u-s! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

>>863835
Ric Flair involvement helps
and
>WOOOO

>>863837
Fuck stables, we're going back to FACTIONS

>>863835
>General disinterest
Probably because it's a match that's been done a million times. There's only so much two people can do with each other. Becky vs Charlotte is fresh, until WWE have them face each other every week until Wrestlemania at least.

>>863827
>if I repeat the words virgin, smark and neckbeard enough times, that will show him!

Yeah, great posts anon, stellar. Straight off a high schooler's Facebook page.

>>863837
Get rid of the shit ones that don't work like League of Geeks and keep Job Squad 2 on the C shows where they belong

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>>863830

>>863833

because its not entertaining dumbass, he is

>>863843

PLEASE have sex.

Cody Hall leaving the sinking ship of jap manlet outraw puro ressuringu to come to NXT when?

>>863839
>>863844

>This samefag

Lol so shameless. Do you have anything to retort to my post or do you want to keep being butthurt?

>>863850

Please, please have sex.

>>863843

>if I repeat the words virgin, smark and neckbeard enough times, that will show him!

Also funny, how my posts didn't contain the word virgin or smark but nice of you to project your personality onto them.

>>863649
WWE master race wins again. Thanks for beta testing outlaw cucks. :^)

>>863848
Lmao there he goes again with his precious widdle buzzwords.

It's so cute that he thinks he's people. Did you ditch gym class to post these?

Looks like comfy time is over lads.

The anti-smarks have crawled out of their basements.

>>863649
>>863760
Absolutely this. AJ can still put on a good match (and Joe did in London), but it's obvious he's retiring soon.
The only reason he signed is most likely to have a spot at the Performance Center.

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>2 days ago saying NJPW is the future
>Their top stars are now leaving for WWE

>>863849
Cody Hall NEEDS to be in Japan so he can learn to wrestle.

>>863847
Why would I want to listen to someone talk about Raw for 2 hours? That's just dumb.

So who owns the right to the Bullet Club name and likeness?

>>863803
>tfw every Jericho return is worse than the last

>>863860

Give the guy a break. He's just trying to promote his awful channel on 4chan.

>>863858
Well WWE has to become relevant somehow.

>>863799
COOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEE PUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSS

>>863864

>This backtracking

My poor sides famalam.

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I like the wrestling superstar Roman Reigns bcuz he beats all the wrestlers and walks thru the crowd (so brave!) and he the wrestling champ so that makes him the strongest man in the woooorld and he also fly like superman but Roman Reigns can beat superman he has to fight lots and lots of wrestlers in the rumble but he will of course win (fingers crossed!) love you Roman Reigns

>>863862
I'd be way more excited for a RVD return

>>863861
I really hope NJPW does, so WWE can't turn it into nWo 2002.

>>863867

>Tfw watch the same product as the guy who left that post on WWE's facebook page.

At some point you just gotta admit you've outgrown it.

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>>863863

>huffington post has had jd's videos in articles
>vince russo just stopped by the last week to shit on last weeks raw
>needing to promote on /asp/

Now that Nakamura is signed with the WWE, can we all agree that he is the single greatest wrestler of this generation? No need to pretend he's back because he's an outlaw wrestler.

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>this thread

>>863872

>*in a horrible jersey accent* m-m-y vids are famous bro
>Spams them on here every week

>>863873
nah

>>863873
>Nakamura

Who?

>>863871
>Thinking the guy was actually serious
Yes, perhaps you have outgrown the concept of a 'joke', old man.

>>863707
god it's like i'm looking at the leaked script

>>863875

>jersey

you mean fucking new york?

his TLC review had 100k views in a day bro

#getoffmy4chan

>>863877
japanese knockoff micheal jackson

>>863866
I'm not the one who said New Japan was the future anon, so I dont know who you're laughing at.

The E needs SOME kind of star power at this point. Raw every week is the Roman Reigns show and he's literally this generation's Lex Luger.

>>863873
an average soccer player comes before him in google, I wouldn't say greatest

>>863873
literally who

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>>863884
First result

>WWE continuing to try to put ROH out of business

>>863831
they passed on him before that because the guys they brought in to work out too there were marking out for him, J&J security especially noble were telling them the should sign him because he had something but they passed. I think even malenko was saying to forget about what happened before that and just look at his in ring stuff that he had great potential or something like that.

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>NJPW refused to let WWE show their matches on the network because they think vince doesn't see them as competition and don't want WWE taking their employees
>It happened anyway

>>863888
They tried to sign him again last year around the same time they signed Rich Swann

Asians are a cancer on this earth. Hitler had it all wrong. The Jews were innocent all along. It is those slanty eyed dog eaters who are the source of humanity's pain.

Just wait. When He returns, the scum and the unworthy will be cleansed in the fires of all that is right and Holy.

>>863835
not in the least surprised sasha was overrated by the IWC. Becky was the one that had the most experience to begin with, shame about the gimmick and her voice though.

>>863891
no anon
it's the muslims
muslims and niggers

>>863881

Go spam your shitty videos on reddit if you haven't already you Jersey cuck.

>>863892

>implying orange hair wasnt the issue

just let me see delicious caramel skin gyrating and twerking for 10 mins pls

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>>863889
>hey hunter do me a favor and get back at the jap promotion for me.
"no problem pops"

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>WWE so desperate for anything resembling a draw that they're forced to cherry pick the outlaws

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>>863891
>When He returns, the scum and the unworthy will be cleansed in the fires of all that is right and Holy.
This is linked to wrestling right?

>>863892
>hating on the voice
baka

>Bought outlaw wrestling stars to keep down in NXT so that the smarks are still drawn to the product when RAW is rooty tooty booty black brony gimmicks and Reigns overcoming odds Cena only dreams of.

ishi is a scary man.

>>863898
Isn't everything?

Isn't everything...

>>863897

>Outlaws
>A draw

Lmao

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>>863889
But ignore the face and he will ventually knock her up to Vince, the camera guys were also on 4chan to b8 You've never been over, so it didn't really do stuff like this (possibly with renee young as his ladder match with Cena and Taker back then so it was worth paying the Bennett tax to have weird fetishes

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>>863891

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>WWE has no idea how to create a star, so they have to poach stars made by other companies

Off topic, but what about rest of us don't see a low blow from Vince BEHOLD THE KING OF KINGS DEM BOUNCY TITTIES shes trying to have weird feet avoid online

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Quick, go to WWE's facebook page or a youtube video and post the most marky comment you can find:

Well from my point of view... I think that during the rumble match, someway Triple H will interfere and eliminate Roman Reigns and set up for a Wrestlemania match between them since Roman Reigns had history with the mcmahon family and also recently attacked Triple H.

As for the Rumble, I hope The Undertaker made a suprise entrant and eventually win the Rumble and be the champion heading into Wrestlemania and defend his title against Cena/Strowman/The Rock. The Undertaker will eventually win and at the end of Mania, he retire once and for all and vacate the title.

Another cool scenario will be Lesnar in the rumble match and Lesnar dominates the rumble match and cleared the ring waiting for the next entrant. Lights goes off. Fans expecting the Undertaker. But it's the Icon Sting who make his way to the ring. Other alternative will be lights goes off and Jeff hardy returns!

Well.... I just hope for the best.... cant wait for Rumble!

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>post yfw Big Kev unironically wins the belt at the Royal Rumble

>>863913
>yfw Axel goes into business for himself and wins the title

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How much of JBL is an act and how much is really him?

I find this whole rich Texan thing to be really tedious.

>Post yfw the Royal Rumble is nothing more than a regular battle royale for the WWE title.

>>863912
>As for the Rumble, I hope The Undertaker made a suprise entrant and eventually win the Rumble and be the champion heading into Wrestlemania and defend his title against Cena/Strowman/The Rock. The Undertaker will eventually win and at the end of Mania, he retire once and for all and vacate the title.

I would be totally okay with this if it were vs Cena.

>>863912
>Brock Lesnar in ring
>Jeff hardy returns
kek

What is it with marks and Jeff Hardy?

>>863917
It's pretty much all really him. Watch a couple of videos of him on business news reports, he acts the same way.

>>863913
As opposed to fucking ironically winning it?

>>863921

All the more reason to get new people on commentary.

>>863922
Yes

If he ironically won it he'd be like 1998+ WCW nash talking about how he booked himself and ruining smark dreams and shit

I'm saying he literally unironically wins it and is pushed as the new face of the company just like 94 diesel.

>>863913
Dude the ratings can't afford to tank anymore than they have.

>Superman Punch!
>Superman Punch!
>Superman Punch!
>Reigns has lost it!

This is awful.

>>863918
Its gonna be nothing more than 28 other wrestlers making Roman look strong. Then either Cena or Brock wins.

I refuse to believe Haitch would actually book himself to win the title.

>>863929
>yfw Haitch wins the title and is backed up by the Kliq

>>863928
If you think that's bad, look up the french commentary.
It's literally
>SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>SUPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN PUUUUUNCH!

>>863928
There are few sounds that annoy me more than Maggle screaming SUPERMAN PUNCH

>>863929
>I refuse to believe Haitch would actually book himself to win the title.

We talking about the same Triple H who booked himself to beat Booker T and Sting or a different one?

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>>863929
>I refuse to believe Haitch would actually book himself to win the title
Oh, anon. So sweet, innocent and naïve.

>>863932
>REIGNS
>SUPERMAN PUNCH
>OUT OF NOWHERE
>REIGNS IS GETTING SCREWED AGAIN
>REIGNS
>SUPERMAN PUNCH TO MCHMAHON
>SHEAMUS
>SUPERMAN PUNCH
>THAT'S SCOTT ARMSTRONG
>SUPERMAN PUNCH TO ARMSTRONG
>SUPERMAN PUNCH TO SHEAMUS
>SPEEEEARRR
>REIGNS HAS DONE IT

>>863929
>I refuse to believe Haitch would actually book himself to win the title.
I legitimately want him to have another run.
Heel champ haitch is the best.
Don't tell me you didn't dig his title run in the RA era?

>>863929

One of the biggest appeals for me watching the rumble is knowing the final four will be and this year they just gave it to us for free. What's the point? Just start the match with Cena, Lesnar, Reigns and HHH in the ring. Let the other 26 jobbers find something else to do.

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>>863918
>I refuse to believe Haitch would actually book himself to win the title.

>>863932
Michael Cole has this weird way to make everything he says sound lame or annoying

>>863936

>RA era?

Pretty sure most of us weren't watching towards the end of the 2010's. A big reason for that being Triple H.

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ive been laughing for 5 minutes now because of this "yeah dean ambrose yeah woo yeah" guy

never heard someone chant more disappointed than him

>>863936
It's at the point where I'd rather Triple H have the title because besides Based Brock there's no one else credible.

>>863946
Oh god, please link me

>>863948
If Brock wins it then we're just going to get a Rock vs Cena II kind of shit and I'd rather we not get that and get an actual new match up.
Haitch can still go, and if the match is no dq it will be good since roman is better off in no dqs right now since he still lacks a diverse moveset for long matches.

WWE company are absolutely illegal. We are wwe 'Roman' Fan's and others. but, wwe owner Mr.Mc is loser. Now are I ignore wwe company.

>Bryan wins the world title 3 times in less than a year
>"OMG GREATEST THING EVER"

>Reigns wins it only two times in a span of a month
>"PISS OFF, INDIES OR GTFO, KEVIN OWENS PLS, ETC"

>>863949
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3kkwgn_news-today-4th-december-1_fun

24:34

im still sitting in my own piss oh my god

>>863948
>I'd rather Triple H have the title

Said no one who was sentient in the 90's.

removing you bastards from /sp/ was the right thing to do.

>>863961

have sex

>>863937
>only credible choices for the title are 2 veterans past their prime and a part timer

Fucking pathetic. Every year you think the rumble can't get worse and every year it does.

You're actually right though, the other 26 shouldn't even bother showing up. Waste of our time and theirs.

>>863676
I don't see how that could break his neck honestly. He's still landing face first.

So if Roman wins the royal rumble who will he face at wrestlemania?

>>863971
he will face roman reigns

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>>863956
>WOOO YEAAH! AWESOME!

>>863971

Roman vs Reigns

>>863975
yeeeah AMBROSE! YEEEEAH!

I dunno what Reigns is doing differently, but the crowds seem to be behind him for whatever reason.

>>863974
>>863976

That would be a great match.

WM 32 main event:

Reigns (w/ Rock and Ronda) vs. Triple H (w/ Vince and Stephanie) for the WWE title.

This is the future you chose.

>>863986
Howdy Honda HowHeemed's 15 minutes are up

>>863990

She's going to be on SNL on the 23rd, and since she won a slammy I wouldn't put it past this wretched company to stick her in there.

>>863634
I thought he already had his chance with WWE and turned it down?

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THERE HE IS AGAIN

He wants a high 5 from fatty but is all like yeah ambrose yeah when he is literally on screen next to him and touching his belly

did we find the ultimate /asp/ie?

>>863980
He beat up Triple H (who did absolutely nothing to him, mind you). That's literally all he has done. He's been cheered since then.

>>863986
>this is the future you chose
How?

>>863980
He stopped trying to be the rock and now hes trying to be austin.
Austin > Rock

>>863835
Becky vs Charlie actually has a story being told, Sasha isn't good enough to be over solely on her wrestling. I hope they learn fro this and keep Sasha away until they need her.

>>863996

So he's acting more unhinged/aggressive?

Okay, but he's still doing everything else the same. And yet, this gets crowds from last year's RR cheering for him now.

>>863649
Does this mean Bullet Club will be in WWE?

Will Finn Balor have a heel turn?

>>863760
>>863857
He is 4 years younger than Finn Balor and please, age doesn't really have anything to do with it, the crowd will get behind anyone. Also, remember DDP?

>>863986
>I never asked for this.jpg

>>864005
roman is acting more like Dean Ambrose, and that got him over.

>>864001

Well, judging by the crowd reactions, it seems to be working.

>>863997

You just did. You cheered for Hunter when he brought in indie manlets into NXT and made him think he was still a top draw in 2016.

>>864008

Except even Ambrose wasn't THIS "unhinged", and it's suppose to be his character trait, according to Maggle.

AJ would make a great midcard rival to Dean or Cena. Just saying.

>>864010
>still a top draw

>as if he was ever a draw before

>>864015

You're right.

>>864011
but that unhingedness got him over.

>>864006
i think you mean older, finn is younger.

>>863992
him and Nakamura signed with WWE today

>>863990
This.

>>864002
Tbh I don't think anyone is good enough to be over on wrestling alone, but you're right. They seem to be saving her for bigger things, judging by her absence from the the last couple of shows.

wtf Reigns is in the Royal Rumble then?

I guess he's going to win it then.

>>863634
replace that shit championship with the much better WWE WHC

Possible scenarios:

1. HHH wins the rumble and the main event is him vs. Reigns for the title.

2. Reigns eliminates HHH, HHH gets butthurt and pulls him out. Reigns vs. HHH non-title match with Dwayne in Reigns' corner

3. Brock wins, Brock vs. Cena for the title.

4. Cena wins, Reigns vs. Cena for the title.

5. Reigns overcomes the odds.

Rank these from most wanted to least wanted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqVTB_cy0_w

big match dave's raw review and NJPW -> WWE

>>864034
>Daniel Bryan comes out as #30
>gets eliminated by Reigns immediately

>>864034
2 > 4 > 1 > 3 > 5

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>>863933
The same trips that went over Lesnar after his big return and fucking STING in his first match

>>864006
Aj is 38 years old. You telling me Finn is 42?!

>>864053
Finn is 34.

>>864034

3 in combination with 2 > 1 > 5 > 4

Cena could carry Reigns in a match, if Reigns overcomes the odds and doesn't face Cena or Bork, the only draw is if Seth comes back, which he isn't ready yet.

>>864051
Triple H needed the win to feed into his idea that DX was a bigger faction than the nWo.

>>864034
1
That way 2 members of evolution have won within 3 years
Orton and Flair to win the next 2 Rumbels

>>864051
in a way, Trips conquered the streak because he conquered Lesnar not long before it.
Perhaps that was the plan prior to WM 30 because that's when Lesnar still had huge momentum

>>863800
Shorter version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBY9nfmX1CQ

>not him but

AJ STYLES WILL WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE

WHERE MY BULLET CLUB AT

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>>864069
>yfw they recreate nwo with the bullet club only for DX to return again and bury them

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>>864069
>bullet club vs new day will happen in you lifetime

Can't wait for the inevitable "Woods and Omega recreate Dragonball scenes" segment

>>864071
>Implying new day will be around for much longer

Should I even watch Raw tonight?

>>864074
i mean tna

>>864074
Watch the short videos on YouTube. Not worth wasting 2 1/2 hours.

>>864074
it was last night...

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Who will inevitably defect from Team WWE to Team Bullet Club?

>>864077
TNA could be alright tonight.
Going to tonight, Friday and Saturday's set of tapings.
Last time they were here they couldn't even give the tickets away.

>>863649
Cautious optimism. But it's more than obvious that they're gonna have to change their moveset.

Let's see were this goes.

>>864077
Did TNA switch days?

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>leave Bullet Club to me

>NJPW manlets are debuting at the rumble only to get tossed out by Reigns

>>864088
yea, they're live on tuesdays now

>>864088
New network tonight. They moved to Tuesday about two weeks ago, but didn't really promote it.

>>864056
Holy SHit really? I didnt expect that at all, I think he was 25-27

>>864083
anyone from nxt

>>864093
so if he doesnt look that old, or work slow at that age, then what does it matter?

>>864090
"the big dog eliminating evern wrestler from half way across the world MAGGLE!"

>>864090
>mfw Roman lifts Festus, Big Strongman, Rowan, Kane, and Beeg over the ropes one by one
THE POWER OF THE HOTHEAD ROMAN REIGNS

>>864091
I don't think I even get that channel. If I don't find a stream tonight I'll probably just watch it when it's archived.

>>864086
>Get world famous wrestlers who have become famous for high risk, exciting moves.
>Make them change them to homogenized generic "WWE style" boring moves
>Wonder why their fans don't follow NXT.

BRAVO
P
A
U
L

>>864099
>become famous for high risk, exciting moves.

You can't wrestle high risk when you're on the road for 300 days.

The WWE schedule is beyond stupid.

>>864101
So what does New Japan even do in between PPVs?

>>864101
They should really adapt King's idea of a seasonal schedule so guys are only one the road for a few months.

>>864097
>tfw he tosses them all at the same time with one arm
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAUGH

NEW THREAD
>>862983
>>862983
>>862983
>>862983

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>>864111

>>864111
nah senpai, you can keep that

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>"if you hate WWE so much why don't you watch other promotions"
>start watching other promotions
>get invested in their talent
>WWE signs all my favourite talent

>>864115
c*cked

>>864111

Don't post here.

>>864115
>>864117
I tried watching after they get signed to NXT. Their matches get so boring and it is like they aren't allowed any input into their own characters or promos whatsoever.

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>>864125

>>864135
>I enjoy 40 minute Authority promos.

Where's the /wwe/ thread?

>>864141
There has literally never been a 40 minute Authority promo. But I doubt you'll even believe me since your blinded by your hatred towards WWE.

>>863710
my ryback is pg legend