Poorly described wwe superstars/legends/divas etc.

Kane

Jim Ross

Kevin Nash

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>>855143
Not quite

Eugene

>>855106
Cm Punk

>>855160
Winrar. You do the next one

>>855163
alright i will play along
>underrated
>hardcore champ
>always sports a nice beard
>head

>>855171

>head
Sunny

>>855175
Kek
Al snow?

>>855177
ding ding nice dubs btw

>>855189
Thanks.
>hot dog in intro
>towel
>good with ladies

>>855194
Val Venis?

>>855204
Wiener. Your call next

>>855208
>bald
>jumped on ring with pyro on all four corners
>first person to break master lock

>>855222
Lashley

I gotta nice one
>supposed legend
>big ass fucking mouth about everything
>great talker though
>fame and success in every company BUT WWE
>caught up in drugs and got all Korn'd out when he came to WWE
>went nowhere and ultimately is a missed opportunity

This one is a bit difficult, but can be figured out if you paid attention to most/all of the hardcore matches back then....

> won the WWF Hardcore title in their debut WWF match
> lost the WWF Hardcore title in their last WWF match

>>855533
The Ho?

>>855534

you got it

>He was the breakout star of his tag team
>Has had many kayfabe girlfriends/managers
>retired early due to injury

>>855484
chris hero?

>>855542
You magnificent bastard

>>855544
Half of those points don't describe Hero at all

>got his ultimate comeuppance for shortening the career of the biggest star the business has ever seen

>>855584
Kek
Owen Hart

>Tiny dick

>>855593
Chyna

>>855595
Ehhhhhhhhhhh... I'll allow it.

>>855584
Edge

>>855590
Winrar

> should've beaten the streak

>>855670
A-Train & Big Show

>>855670roman reigns

>>855484
DDP?

>>855542
Edge ^_^

>>855670
me

>>855670
Brie Bella

>fanbase is made up of fat neckbeards with severe autism
>is mostly known for being obese
>beat the top guy when he first entered raw but now is another jobber.
>no charisma

>>855689
sHEAMUS

>>855690
>Sheamus
>having fans
Not even in his dreams.

>>855692
He does, actually. They're not many, but they exist.

He's not obese though.

>cuck

>>855707
soon-to-be Daniel Bryan

>>855689
Big Show

>>855689

Paige

>>855710
Who cucked him?

>>855715
https://youtu.be/wRRsXxE1KVY?t=14s

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>>855593
Sethfags unite

>>855544
>>855686
Hmmm nahh, but DDP is close in a way, you're getting there

>>855689
No charisma doesn't apply but I'm sure you mean Kevin Owens.

>deserved much better career
>Gorgeous flowing hair
>Not in the ring every week, but still has a good effect on the show he's on.

>>855781
Bingo. Also that fat cunt doesn't have charisma.

>>855702
Really? This is like you telling me Jack Swagger has fans. Seriously who the fuck is a fan of Jack Swagger?

>>855718
>implying Bryan isn't the cucking Cena

< picked from the crowd
< won ic on debut

>>855802
Santino Marella

I got one:

>often seen as the lesser member of his old tag team
>took him over a decade in the WWE to finally earn a world title

>>855832
Christian?

>>855832
Christian?

>>855835
>>855836
Yes

Overrated as fuck
Lowest drawing champ of all time
Muh technical ability
Muh no charisma
Muh never drew a dime
He doesn't wrestle anymore
Now he just comments on wrestling
He sucks dick
His girlfriend is a nigger

>>855839
Diesel?

>half assed mix of Billy Gunn with Shawn Michaels
>DUDE SELLING LMAO
>absolutely delicious body
>noodles

>cunt to the extreme
>excellent heel title run
>chubby

>>855670
Kane

>>855855
Ziggy

>>855839
Bret hart

>>855856
Honky tonk man

>loves to spit on people
>won a title in debut match
>still salty towards WWE

>>855781
Daniel Bryan

>>855899
Carlito

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>>855902

>yellow teeth
>has a foot fetish

>>855915
Snitsky..
It wasnt my fault!!

>>855900
that works, but no. older and with shorter hair.

>>855689
Big Show

>>855106
> pepsi
Nice one for blowing it you absolute cunt
God you are the most pathetic namefag ive ever seen

>>855894
try more recent

Here's a hard one:

>reality show
>fucked eyebrows
>royal rumble was their only memorable moment
>fired by wwe years ago, and now he's doing weird workout shit

>>855839
>girlfriend is a nigger
Can only think of Bad News King Barrett.

>surefire Hall Of Fame entry derailed by mimicking the legend of Hercules, at least the part that led to his labors
[spoiler]>can make some coffee in the time it takes to beat a man [/spoiler]
[spoiler]>can also take a whizz and wash his hands in the same[spoiler]
[spoiler]>allegedly made the A-lister piss blood[/spoiler]

>>856199
Good ol' Crispin

>>856188
Tyler Reks

>>856200
I would have said [spoiler]Hardcore Holly[/spoiler], but winrar.

>least popular in his tag team
>had opportunities to be Champion in his singles career
>fucked it up for weed

>>856209
RVD?

>>856210
Nope

>>856209
R-Truth?

>champion of memes

>>856209
Jack Swagger? Cesaro was in the real americans

>>855781
Paul Heyman

>>855856
Paige

>>856209
Brian kendrick?

Fell asleep

>>856220
Nope

>>856298
Nope

>>856305
That's the one

>was a face then a heel then a face then a heel then a face then a heel then a face
>musical name
>had to have his pet dog put down recently

>>856201
I must be out of the loop on these guys, but nah

>>856343
Maven?

>>856326
BEEG

>>855839

Since when was Kevin Nash known for his technical ability? The fuck?

Didn't know he was down with the swirl, though...

>>855839
bryan.

>>856188
Maven, that fucker.

>ginger as fuck
>best comebacks to fans during a heel run is "your momma" or "so does your mother"
>Doesn't wear their eyebrow piercing anymore [spoiler]but they should[/spoiler]

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>>856380
>fucks up spoiler

shit man.

>>856380
Sheamus

>>856386
nope, try again

(does Shamus have an eyebrow piercing? I know he has some but all I can think of right now is the nose)

>>856356
Nah

>>855766
Not DDP huh? Raven?

Fuck it I'll play!
>New Yorker
>Was in ECW
>Not seen much anymore besides an occasional appearance just to further a storyline

>>856432
Tommy Dreamer? If so you're playing it wrong.

>>856432
Nope!

>>856439
>>856446
Fuck I'm having an off night with these replies.

>>856432
Mick Foley?

>>856432
Paul Heyman?

>>855839
> lowest drawing chanp of all time
But shawn michaels girlfriend isnt a nigger?

>>855106
Was ok in the 70s
Was shit in the 80s
Was absolute garbage in the 90s
Stank up the joint hard in the 00s
Rotten fetid shambling corpse in the 10s
3 moves
5 spots
Biggest meme wrestler ever
Every single match is the same
Every promo is the same
Stole everything
More of a clown than a wrestler
Overrated by inbreds
Has less money than me

>>856512
Ric Flair

>>856516
Winrar

>>856512
18+

>>856540
> misusing memes
Benoit yourself

>>856542
> being you

18+

>>856521
>Flair
>Shit in the 80s

u wot m8?

>>856580
18+
Flair was always shit

>>856582
Just as a point of reference, who from the 80s do you prefer?

>>855106
Kane?

>>856380
who the fuck else is ginger besides shamus. becky lynch?

>>856587
Dynamite Kid
Rick rude
Randy savage
Mr Perfect
MDM
Hart Foundation
Just off the top of my head, people that were good in the ring and out

>>856592
Undertaker
18+

>>856595
> implying that JIM "More of a Jannetty than The Original Jannetty" NEIDHART is better than Flair

EIGHT! TEEN-PLUS! EIGHT! TEEN-PLUS!

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>>856595
>undertaker

thank god I was starting to lose hope someone would get it

>call my momma
>leopard print pajamas

>>856600
I honestly thought people were being ironically dense itt, then i remembered where we were

>>856598
Jim's career surpassed Marty's tenfold eg he actually was tag team champ, that KOTR that Owen won, being part of the Hart Foundation circa 97 etc

>>856595
Have you ever watched something that wasn't wwf in your entire fucking life?

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>>856608
Yeah, it sucked
Also
> watching outlaw wrestling

>>856605
Marty won the Tag belts a couple of times too

>>856617
> he thinks Vince's Exciting Live Action-Adventure Soap Opera is teh bezt

18+

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>>855793
They walk among us.

The world is a big place. There are fans for literally everything.

>>856326
Nobody got it.

The answer is The Rock.

>2nd generation
>won title in 2nd title match
>least talented in every stable been a part of

>>855793
> not being a fan of based Oklahomie

Sounds like what COMMIE would say

>>855781
Regal. Also really vague description. Alot of guya you could fit in...

>>856701
Well the point of the thread is that the descriptions are poor. People seem to keep forgetting that though.

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>>856649
> outlaw wrestling aficionados
> appropriating our memes
PJWTS

>had a 2spooky gimmick
>both tag teamed and feuded with his brother
>several time champion
>fucked at least one diva

>>855484
RVD?

>>856712
Taker

>>856721
Nope

>>856684
Randy orton?

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>>856653
>ask to see a wwe superstar as your dying wish
>hear stories of how john cena makes the visits all the time
>"he's making a movie so we gotta send someone else for this kevin owens fan"
>send jack swagger
JUST

>>856721
Kane?

>>856726
>>856730
Nope

>>856733
Edge?

>>856737
Got it!

>effeminate looking male
>high point of career was a low blow
>no longer with the wwe
>will never be in the hall of fame

>painted face
>Samoan

>>856739
Should have said "brother" family ^_^

>>856743
Umaga?

>>856744
>Should have said "brother" family ^_^
I did...

>>856743
Sting

>had a thing with kane at one point in a storyline
>not in the wwe now

>>856743
jimy uso

>>856744
Pleasantly surprised someone guessed this before an uso. Good work.

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>>855793
true real americans are fans of the swag.

>>856759
Benoit yourself namecunt

>outlaw wrestler
>was fired from wwe for drugs
>part of what is regarded as one of the greatest tag teams of all time

>>856772
Billy Gunn?

>>856772
Meth Hardy

>>856772
Jeff Harvey or RVD

>>856774
Correct

>>856827
No one other than dvd babbies regard NAO as one of the greatest tag teams of all time
18+

>>856741
Chyna

>>856834
>what is the title of the thread

>>856848
kek no

>overrated as fuck
>would rather play grab ball
>in it for the money
>gave himself a concussion on the grandest stage of all

>>856860
Brock Lesnar

>>856860
Ramen

>>856729
Hilarious
But of course she specifically requested to see Swagger
I'm not gonna lie: I find that amazing. It proves that even the lamest, most ridiculed WWE wrestlers can have real fans out there somewhere. She clearly saw something in him as a WWE superstar that the rest of us don't see

>>856860
easy thats bryan

>>855839

This is obviously about Bret Hart but you fucked it up by saying he was the lowest drawing champ. He wasn't. You should've said "one of the lowest drawing champs".

Bret is in the bottom 5 worst draws along with HBK and Sid but he's not the worst. Nash is widely agreed upon to be the worst drawing WWF/E champ.

>>856962
> nash
> hbk
> sid
> yoko
> seth
> sheamus
> roman

All drew worse than Bret. Bret was best of his era and hardly bottom 10

>>856739
Edge. Lsss talented... Really?

>>856929
Swagger is more than decent in ring. He looks good. Would be credible if he had a manager/valet who would do the talking. Liked him more than cesaro anyway

>>856962
Already said it was him yesterday. Anon who posted it probably died.

>>856860
Bryan Danielson the vegan manlet.

>>857038
> more than decent in the ring
He is absolute trash

>>856867
Right. I think it was Summerslam where he did the SSBotch against Angle though, so I may have been wrong about the grandest stage.
>>856905
Kek
>>856932
>>857213
He doesn't play grab ball though, only grab ass.

>>857030
Edge as the answer to
>>856712

>>856684 is still open

>>856701
I tried to be as specific as possible without giving it away, you got it.

>was in the best film starring a wrestler
>beat Hogan clean in WCW
>only got one singles title working for Vince.

>>856684
Axel?

>>855484
Roadwarrior Hawk

>>857354
Nope

>>857348
RIP Hot Rod?

>>856741
Marc Mero?

>>856209
Evan bourne/Matt Syndal

>>856471
>>856475
Nope.

>used to play a professional sport other than wrestling
>stupid fucking hair
>had to stop wrestling REAL suddenly

>>856721
I completely forgot Taker was married to Michelle McCool how in the shit did that happen

>>855670

trick question

>>855713

kudos, i bet none of the 12 year olds here would know this tho cause they think Cena at any point drew what Hogan was weekly on mondays

>only got into wrestling cause others in his family pushed him to do it
>had a career in college sports an unlike most others, injuries weren't why he failed to do anything in the pros
>had zero charisma or innovative character ideas in the indies
>but the bookers thought he "had the look"
>so they shelved the careers of 2 other already "over" stars
>one of which was already at one point the main champion of their promotion
>created a tag team in which the entire script was always leave the hot tag to the chosen one
>have him hide behind their wrestling and promo skills
>ultimately make it to the big times
>once they finally break up the team the other 2 literally pick right up where they always were as singles stars
>the "chosen" one quickly gets exposed
>promoters still did everything they could to get him "over"
>finally put the belt on him
>have managed to pull out every dog and pony show during his would-be solo live-in-ring promos
>the ratings are still just yo-yoing at insignificant margins
>and the others in those segments are the ones actually getting what ever slight "non wrestling media" attention

>>855584
Goldberg

>>857623
Jimmy uso

>>857623
Spike Dudley

>>857488
RIP in peace Yes
>>856432
Tazz? assuming you're talking about storylines in TNA

>>857591
Tyson Kidd?

>>857637
nope, think further back

>won a non-singles match in drag
>pretty much the antithesis of the opposite gender sharing their surname

>>857644
Was it that guy that played for the panthers and tagged with ___?____ in dubseedubya?

>>857678
nope. didnt play for the panthers, he played for two other teams

>>855855

NICKYYYYY

>>856860

The Miz

>>857521
Nope sorry.

>>855484
Scott steiner?

>>856860
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hoOKI-87zYE

>>855856
jericho

>>857623
Roman

>le chosen one
>half-assed ic champ
>rockstar
>gone

>most overrated superstar of all time
>only over because of cursing and beer
>not even half good in the ring
>pretty much over because of beer
>sweaty muricans wanna watch badass beer drinker on tv while drinking beer
>give him an atv while at it, shit
>injured, thankfully never seen in the ring again

>self proclaimed modern HBK
>gorgeous hair
>datbody
>rockstar

>>858577
dont bad mouth the sandman like that you pleb.

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>>858577
Duffman

>>858582
obviously not sandman.

>>858585
nah

>>858580
seth A+ player rollins

>>858590
very near, but not that recent

>brain dead
>bell rings, enter beastmode
>bell rings again, brain dead again
>hillbilly sidekick

>>858598
strowman

>>858580
"Hi, I'm John Morrison and last Thursday I went surfing naked. While most people would have been arrested for indecent exposure, I was awarded the key to the city of Manhattan Beach."

>>856414
WINRAR

>>858598
Festus. That theme song tho 'biscuits and gravy'

>>858577
Blame stupid Canadian cocknose Owen for his lack of in ring ability

Here's a good one
>whats on his palm
>on his first night in a new company he breaks the top star's fucking hand
>gets top billing for a short while
>banished to the lower midcard
>great worker
>top billing again
>drowns in lower midcard
>finally becomes an upper carder as a heel with a fucking shit gimmick
>made best of it though
>now all i can say is that he needs a motherfucking haircut

>>859004
Swagger

>>857720

He said "in it for the money" and "overrated as fuck". Miz genuinely loves wrestling....and NOBODY overrates him

Okay here's the answers to some of mine nobody got

>>856684
Charlotte

>>856741
Brad Maddox

>>856748
Katie Vick

>>858576
Drew McIntyre.

>>859004
da big guy.

>>856962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDtbNqpvUiw

>>855856
It was JBL guys

>>858577
Stone Colde Steve Assclown

>>857623
The guy with the biggest pecs

>>860598
real life cunt?

>>859556
>>859898
Sorry, guys. Thing is, i cannot give any hints cause he's very easy

Carlito

>>857656
Santino(a)?

>>857623
Brock Lesnar?

>>863001
Was actually supposed to be Harvey/Hervina Wippleman(Bruno Lauer) and Chyna(Joannie Laurer). I wikied that up after the post and then noticed the difference in their names.

>>863007
That was a complicated one

>>863050
If nothing else, at least Pee-WWE will forever be remembered for being women's champion.

>GRAPES
>AN HERO
>LOL NOT REALLY

>>863310

Who is Vincent Kennedy McMahon

>>863313
Aren't Vinnie's allegedly grapefruits, not grapes?

>>863310
>chubby at times
>had to lose weight to claim a championship.

>is the guy of the stable that does most of the wrestling shit
>fucking pyscho face and beard
>ic for 1 month

>>863310
I CAN SLAP A TORNADO

>>859004
Hatt Mardy?

>>855106
get your autistic sprocle games out of here, faggot and actually discuss shit. You inept 12 year old, go back to /sp/ and reddit.

>>865813
Winrar

>>859004
Its sheamus you fucking dolts

>>865805
Brodie Lee

>bingo

>>866869
Fotgot to quote>>866862

>>863323

If Ramen is to be believed they're raisins/prunes now :D

>Anti-undertaker
>debuted against Scotty 2 hotty
>short lived run
>became a vampire

>>867008
Kevin Thorn

Wish his gimmick on ECW worked out

>>867008
Kevin Thorn. I saw him get beaten up by Sandman on that one particular PPV.

I can't remember what his "white taker" gimmick's name was though.

Member of DX
Member of nWo
Never held the top belt in WCW or WWE

>>867071
Xpac?

>>867030
Mordecai

>>867071
>>867154
Original non shitty DX?
Im going to be a clever cunt and say Rick Rude

>>867192
> non shitty
Silly me
I meant not as shitty, but still gay and shitty DX

>She was ugly
>Then she was slightly less ugly
>Then porn

>>869301
Chyna

>>869436
He said slightly less ugly.

>>869444
ayyyy

>He's an ecw star that can still walk
>Invented his own lifting style
>Didn't even have a gimmick

>>857623
Drew McIntyre?

>>865805
Harper.

Can I do one?

> no job
> no life
> is fat and watches prowrestling

>>869810
Easy, CM Punk

Do a hard one next time

>>869813
Lol that was actually legit what I was thinking


>

>>869810
Your Mom when we're not all using her as our cumbucket

>>869854
How can you cum when your balls haven't dropped

>>869873
They dropped into your Mom's mouth last night

>>855670
Punk or Kane are the only two I can think who really should have. Unless were talking just completely altering match history, in which case Bray
>>855790
How youre talking about him pretty much proves him wrong.

>>856380
Taker

>>860659
yea he was a bully

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>>870127
Just ask the blue meanie

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>>855670
Sting.