/wwe/ general #1708 - Based Chimel edition

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1st for swaggie

>>853818
That belt was huge

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>>853818
jack swagger 12 time wwe champ

kevin obese 7th in line at the deli counter

ryback murders himself and his parents because his vision board stopped working

RAW RATING:
8 p.m: 3.695 million viewers
9 p.m: 3.488 million viewers
10 p.m: 3.425 million viewers
Overall: 3.536 million viewers

UP from last week (3.376 million viewers)

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fat kevin owens fan here

laugh at me if you want i don't care

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>>853821
what the fuck

>>853821
>b-but I don't like cena and roman

>>853822
>>853820
samefag

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>>853821
there is only one draw in WWE

vince is never going to let him get himself over in hollywood

he is meant for bigger things, mainly inspiring our children to be something bigger than themselves

>>853825
prove it loser

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The GOAT

>>853822

lose weight

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>>853828
i miss him bros

>>853828
well you are what you eat

i think it is about time that john cena may think of passing the torch to someone who cares about the wwe universe and could be the new face that runs the place and main event wrestlemania and go on shows and movies and make a wish for kids with cancer. That man can be Roman Reigns.

>>853821

John Cena + Vince McMahon

That's pretty good that they improved considering the Monday Night Football game was the first one all year that actually mattered and it was a good game that went into Overtime.

>>853821
Happy new year!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g99O1lBF9Z8

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>>853821

Based ROMAN

>>853836
HAPPY NEW YEAR PAL!

>>853840
Cena*

>>853843

Roman*

>>853844
>>853843
Owens*

>>853845
Lose weight

>>853845

Lose

Weight

>>853843
>>853844
>>853845
Naomi*

>>853846
>>853847
gain weight dyel faggots :^)

>>853845
Falseflagging retard gorilla poster detected

No eat steen eat fan actually thinks this. Stop trying to turn this thread into shitpost mania you retard

>>853848
Becky*

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>>853821
who /romanempire/ here

>>853848
>>853845
>>853844
>>853843
>>853855
Heath Slater*

>>853855
She was the only reason I watched other than BMJ desu

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Wrestlers only you remember

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My grandma gave me $500 this Christmas, should I pull the trigger?

>>853821
I have no idea how. Individual superstars aside, that show was shit. Not the most boring raw I've seen, but it was close. Slammys raw was worse

>>853857
Zack Ryder*

>>853860

I think 4XL would be too small for you, don't they have 6XL?

>>853858
I watch for the fatfuck and BMJ. Thank god based Cena is back to stay forever.

>>853864

lose weight bro

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>>853860

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>>853863
Got me m8

>>853859
Everyone remembers Kidman, well, his WCW run anyway.

>>853860
>GIVE ME (You)'s DAMNIT!!!!

>>853860
you must've been a really good boy anon

ambrose theme intro sound like obese ownes in bathroom

>>853860
Seriously m8?
End yourself you fucking embarrassment, at least blow it on some yayo and hookers or something worthwhile

> murrica

>>853866
nice meme bro

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>>853873

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>>853874
>getting worked

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>>853873

>>853852
>being this mad that Owens is a confirmed draw

>According to MVP, Batista always looked out for him and has been like a big brother to him. During the podcast, MVP told a story about Batista getting the finish of a match changed during their time together in WWE, so MVP wouldn't have to lose three weeks in a row.

>"We had been doing a television feud. It wasn't a pay-per-view feud, but, every week, he and I were going through something, wrestling, and he had beaten me, like, two weeks in a row on TV. And the finish that day was he was going to beat me again. And I know my role. I'm a heel! He's the money guy. He's a star. That's what I'm there for. I have no problem with that. Dave had a problem with it because he said, 'why am I beating you again? This does nothing for you. This does nothing for me. This is pointless.' His exact words [were], 'you're a f--king guy we can do something with. Why am I beating you again?'. This is what Dave said. I said, 'f--k it, Dave. I'm working in the main event against you. I'm cool. That's fine. I'm making that main event money. I'm getting the rub.' He goes, 'no, f--k that. It's bulls--t. Lets go talk to Vince [McMahon].'" MVP continued, "Dave literally took me in to Vince and said, 'Vince, it doesn't make sense.' That doesn't happen very often in the world of professional wrestling. There aren't that many guys that think that selflessly and see the picture in that way, so that's the kind of guy he is."

I miss based big dave

>>853880
>trying to turn this thread into all shitposting
>trying to make everyone youre the legendary CMpuke

>>853881
Batista understood business. Shame fans treated him like shit during his latest run.

>>853831
He looks like more of an arab than Sami and Sandow put together in this pic

How are all you going to feel in 2 years when BMJ retires and the 2 top babyfaces of the company are literal sandnigger arabs /wwe/?

>>853883
He came during a bad fucking time. Blame Vince.. Even Dave said it was a shitty idea to bring him back while Bryan was the most over guy

>>853884
Reigns isn't an arab though

>>853881
>tfw was scheduled to wrestle him on raw in 2k16
>my caw just had a failed cash-in on brock, fucking submission system and OP kimura
>was at the nadir of his career
>thought for sure some shithead like bray was going to run in to start a fued
>come out, no interference
>4.5 star match with big dave
>we both got over

Batista is the man

>>853884
Sami is gonna stay midcard tier forever. I think fat fuck has a better chance of ascending than he does desu

>>853881

BASED BIG DAVE

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>tfw i walk alone

>>853889
nah, mid card is for guys who wrestle average and talk well or guys who wrestle really well and can't talk. Sami is a great talker, is over as fuck with the main roster crowd, and is a top 5 wrestler. He's gonna be fine.

>>853888
fucking console fags and no PC Port yet REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Not sure if i'm watching NT tonight.

>>853895
don't it's a recap episode

>>853895
NXT is just a recap show this and next week.
Tapings are next Thursday.

>>853893
Two french canadians though bro? I doubt he ever holds the championship. Owens is atleast getting great heat now since hes killing mark and smark darling Meme Ambrose. If they lose the shitty announce table yelling and just have him keep running out and killing all the babyfaces.. that will be good. I think at the moment he has a better chance of making it to WHC level.

Even Russo who was just criticizing the guy said this is a good thing to happen to him.

Sami might have to switch his gimmick up if he ever gets into championship picture. That ska moshing shit wont bode well with the main roster

>he was over though!
they were in montreal

Im gonna parrot a common opinion here but I think he should get the Daniel Bryan type treatment in terms of push... If he manages to get himself over

>>853901
post em lad

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>>853893
>Sami is a great talker, is over as fuck with the main roster crowd, and is a top 5 wrestler. He's gonna be fine.
Wew lad

>>853820
That's that handsome gorilla that Jap girls like right?

>>853904
Didnt screenshot m8, im a gent

>>853908
fag

Kevin obese Owens dead at 40 from suicide induced by CTE caused by taking Ladders and chairs to the face for 14 years in the outlaws

Ryback dead at 42 due to heart attack while having a match on TNA

Miz dead at 86 of natural causes surrounded by loving family and meets his hot wife in heaven and their ethereal souls have hot sex

>>853911
Miz is literal GOAT

anyone who's not a Miz mark can suck my coc

>>853912
Hes gay for pay, there a price to pay

>>853914

Everyone's gay for pay anon it's just a matter of price.

>>853821
BASED ROMAN
SAVING THE RATINGS

>>853859
18+

>>853918

have sex

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>>853881
BASED BATISTA

>>853911
>>853912
>miz comes out to do a recap of 2015
>gets interupted by jobbers and eventually beeg

I was looking forward to him talking about what a tumultuous year 2015 was in WWE and maybe pay some extra tribute to Gange, Dusty, and Piper

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>I watch wrestling for the matches

BASED MIKE ROSS AND GOOTECKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21PBBsGZaTQ

Kevin obese owens dead at 40 from mad cow disease

Tyler no reaction breeze suicide age 41

Roman ascends to godhood achieving immortality in 2016

Manlets btfo forever so sayeth the samoan warlord

RAW numbers:

>The first hour drew 3.695 million viewers.

>The second hour drew 3.488 million viewers.

>The final hour drew 3.425 million viewers.

>b-but Cenas return will boost numbers

LMAO Cena virgins on suicide watch

>>853928
Bore-ring

Bore-ring

Bore-ring

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>mfw i remember mandrama fags have to post here
>mfw only filter 35 threads on /sp/ instead of 45 now

>0 (zero) mention of RAW ratings on front page of r/sc

>>853929
>implying that smarks are the ones who tuned out
>implying that isn't the best third hoyr in months

>>853933

>Admitting you go on reddit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiSQoqIFd80

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>>853933
>r/sc

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noqpHBMSrt8 CLE MASTERRACE

Is this the best promo to a wrestlemania match ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srhd2fZyDB4

>>853943
yeh

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>>853923
> i have a big bald bulbous bubba ray head and live in a trailer

>>853928
Kekt hard at the first 2

Keep it up lad

>>853932
> redditfiltering
> still going on moderation central aka spee in 2015 for anything other than gamethreads

>>853828
This brings a tear in my eye.

WWE Title History in 2015:

>WWEWHC
Lesnar -> Rollins -> Vacated -> Reigns -> Sheamus -> Reigns

>IC
Ziggler -> Barrett -> Bryan -> Vacated -> Ryback -> Owens -> Ambrose

>US
Rusev -> Cena -> Rollins -> Cena -> Del Rio

>Divas
>>Divas

>Tag
Usos -> Kidd & Cesaro -> New Day -> Prime Time Players -> New Day

>>853862
YEAH!
Zack Ryder!

>>853815

Chimel is over as fuck

>>853943
yes

the daniel bryan monster package is another gud 1

>>853987
>WWEWHC reigns get shittier (then mediocre) and shittier
>IC reigns get at the apex of something great only to lose momentum
>US reigns fairly good if you don't look at the storylines
>Divas reigns matters
>Tag reigns started badish then got really good
Title reigns really don't matter anymore in that company nowadays.

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>>853987
>>Divas

>>854000
It's just butt-ravaged smarks unable to decide who they hate more out of Beeg and BMJ

>>853885
>Blame Vince
no blame the neckbeards.

>>854000
Chimel sucks wcw had the best announcer

>>854009
Shitty b8. The proof is all there. Dave knew it was a bad fucking idea but he went through with it cuz of money. Quit memeing

Roman never wears the belt and its triggering me

>>854011
scott pinzer was pretty elite, wcw blowing a quarter of a mill to get buffer was idiotic though.

Roman.reigns needs to lose at royal rumble to John Cena and John Cena needs to win the royal.rumble John Cena vs doctor of thuganomics biggest draw of all time

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>>854019
biggest money match of all time 2bh

>>854017
>autism
i guess stone cold made you sperg too

>>854022
Cena looks like fuckin Arnie on the left
Then a cereal promoter on the right

>>854017
Why would he wear it to run in and SOOPERMAN PUNCH a few guys. He rarely actually wrestles

>>854011
This. David Penzer was the best. It was stupid for TNA let him go a few years ago

>https://twitter.com/WWE/status/682354094237876224
What could it mean?

>>854025
HAVE SEX LOSE WEIGHT 18+ XD COMEDY GOLDEN!

>>854003
>taking womyn's wrestling seriously

>>854003
His neck must itch like fuck

Would it be such a problem to bring back the unique PPV stages?
I rewatched some RR 2015 and it looked like RAW man

>>854027

Get worked

>>854027
kurt comes back as swaggiers manager and they create team swangle with gable and jordan.

>>854029
>being a shitlord, one day away from 2020-4

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>>853923
>I watch wrestling for the poorly written man drama

If you want a story, go read a book.

>>854027
Man, I miss Angle. Melina too.

>>854022
WORD LIFE

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Would you lock yourself in a room with Nia Jax after she just ate 3 lbs of chipotle?

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>>854037
Fuck off Steph

>>854040
THIS IS BASIC THUGANOMICS

>>854043
sasha grey would be a pretty good promo

>Professional wrestler John Cena has been stripped of his doctorate in Thuganomics after an investigation by the American Thuganomics Association revealed egregious malpractice.

>Cena, who earned his Thuganomics PhD in 2003, has been deemed unfit to practice Thuganomics anywhere in North America due to “behaviour unbecoming of a Doctor of Thuganomics,” according to a report issued by the ATA.

>“Mr. Cena’s incessant smiling, wise-cracking and pandering to young audiences runs contrary to the fundamental tenets of Thuganomics,” says the report.

>“Cena has not performed any thuganomical duties in years, nor even mentioned the noble profession of Thuganomics. We have therefore determined that Mr. Cena is incapable of continuing his thugonomical practice.”

>Cena will be forced to rescind his Thuganomical equipment (chains, basketball jerseys), and he will no longer be allowed to perform even Basic Thuganomics.

>It is unclear whether his membership in the Chain Gang will be revoked, or if he’ll face impeachment from his presidency of the Cenation.

>>854043
who is this semen demon? she got nudes?

>>854043

Please have intercourse

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>>854038
>If you want a story, go read a book.
..... simply...... euphoric.....

memes that have lost all meaning:
>have sex
>lose weight
>18+

>>854049
>still trying to make this a meme
Give up kid

>>854052
go get laid, shed some mass and come back when you're of age

>>854048
>she got nudes?
Nah hasn't even done Playboy yet

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>>854052
>not having the forced meme faggots filtered

wew lad

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>>854050
>I unironically watch a wrestling show for the stories that are almost guaranteed to be bad

The only euphoria I sense is what's radiating off of your neckbeard and Cheeto dusted fingers.

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>>854027
>soon.

>>854061
yet you saw that post

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>>854062
>off of

>>854053

>trying

There's no trying, it already is, you dumb aspie.

>>854052

>Tfw hugely responsible for "18+" and that was mostly calling underage cuck rollins fans who didn't know who Sting was.

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>>854065
:^)

>>854027
Fuck, they need Kurt back

>>854061
> forced
Rumblelad is that you

>>854072
The same couple of losers samefagging it every single day doesn't count as a meme

>>854074
> tfw 18+ was first used on me and i got it over by getting canada to repeat it all thread
Implying Sting was ever good

>>854075
> 0utlaw wrestling
> redditfiltering

>>854086
>having to make extra effort so your faggotry isn't filtered
>anything I don't like is reddit

Delicious tears

>>854074
Why are you pretending to be me?

>>854074
sting is shit

>>854092
> outlor wrestling
> unironically redditfiltering
> redditfilterer talking about effort
You dont belong here m8

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guys just be real, at best kurt angle will have a short run then introduce gable/jordan into the main roster and manage them.
at BEST though, and probably 2017 though

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>>854027
>It's okay to stare

I remember seeing that in a WWE game and thinking she never actually wore that. Huh.

>>854099

I'm not though

>>854075

>He's triggered by words on a screen in a mandrama general

How do you go through life?

>>854107
>>854133
>he's this mad about being filtered

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>filterfags
We all know you cucks just unhide everything you filter anyway so why even bother?
>inb4 n-no I don't
Not fooling anyone m80

>>854138

>He comes into generals he doesn't like and filters every opinion he doesn't like

Wew lad, there's an actual purpose for using the filter, for instance when we were on espee some dullards would come in and spam scat, but you're using it to filter disparate opinions?

Why are you even posting here? I genuinely mean it when I say you'd like it better on reddit and woo.

>>854141
dumb frogposter

>>853881
>GOATista will never return
Fuck smarks.

>>854143
>memes are opinions

When every 2nd post is 18+ or lose weight or have sex then yes. I will filter. It contributes nothing. This place has managed to surpass /hoc/ calibres of autism.

>>854149
>he said in the smark general

also, batista has advocated for guys like christian and dean is his favorite shield member, so he's pretty fuckin smarky himself

>>854152

You didn't answer the question. Why are you posting here?

>>854138
> redditfilterer
> le mad meme
Wew

>>854149
It's not their fault Dave returned as a shell of his former self

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Why can't anyone in WWE do this?

>>854107
>all this effort just so you're not filtered
>anything I don't like is reddit
You are so mad right now

>>854133
If you look at the screenshot, the words aren't on my screen any more
Thanks faggotry filter :^)

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I thought it was all fun and games here

is there a match more hype than AJ Styles vs Nakamura?

I can't think of a match with this much potential since Brock vs Angle

>>854141
>filtered fags wish this was true
>p-p-pls k-keep reading my pointless forced meme shitposts
lmao

>>854143
>lame as fuck forced memes
>opinions
Pick one

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>>854172
>tfw they both break their backs in the match and have to retire

>>854152
LE OUTLAW WRESTLING!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHABABABABANHAJAHA

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>>854141
Never really understood the need for filters tbhwy.

If something rustles your jimmies, ignore it.

It's not brain surgery.

>>854061
>reddit filter
Glad I'll never be this mad at memes

>>854177

So this is what autism looks like

>>854179
It's easy to ignore it when it's hidden by the filter
:^)

>>854181
>anything I don't like is reddit
They don't even qualify as memes when it's the same couple of losers samefagging them every day

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>>854191
>being this mad at memes

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>Comes to the /wwe/ general to talk about gym wrestling and then gets mad and meme filters people who make fun of him for watching that garbage.

>>854195
Why would I be mad that the faggotry is filtered? I've improved the quality of these threads for myself

Your rump seems extremely roasted now that your posts are being filtered though :^)

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>mfw he going to act like he didn't go out of his way to read my post like the cuck he is
18+ desu

>>854197
Dont forget
>pretends the other guys are mad

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>it's a Ted Fowler episode

>>854201
>mad at memes

For those unaware (most of you, I'm sure, but whatever). Real Dad got his JewTube account terminated earlier today.

To hear WO/B&V audio rips, find his new channel here. You didn't hear it from me...
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC46nq0lj2ax0N4RHIJujqjw/about

I miss edge :/

>>854247
Cuck

>>854240
Who cares?

I am digging this extended intro of NXT, pretty good

WAKE UP

IT'S FEEDING TIME

>>854240
he's had this channel set up for months with unlisted videos

>>854256
MASTER OF THE FEED ME MORE

>>854256

WAKE UP

ITS BORING YOU TIME

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>>854261

>this line

have they put that on a t-shirt yet

>>854251
Exactly, (You) don't have to, some people on /wwe/ just happened to listen to the rips without needing to pay a subscription.

>>854260
Did he? Well, it's looks like the new Main until some mole(s) rat him out.

>>854240
Reported this channel

>>854266
It's not as bad as le brogue kicked yer arse 5:15 shit desu

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Does >HE deserve to tie/beat Ric Flair's record?

I want to introduce my friends to wrestling, post some great matches that would make them interested

>>854286
yes

>>854046
Pretty underrated post.

>>854286
Yes he never quit like ric flair did little.crybaby bitch

>>854286
after a while, I'd be able to accept him tieing it. The possibilities that scare me are
>Breaking Flair's record
>Tieing Austin for most rumble wins
>Staying active as long as Flair and being Super Cena the whole time.

>>854289
razor vs hbk ladder match
taker vs mankind hell in a cell
seth vs brock vs cena royal rumble.

>>854286
>Greatest there was
>Greatest there is
>Greatest there ever will be

Naturally yes, but given Big Mastadon Juan's personality, I can see him (jk not really) giving up that title reign just because he's THAT fucking based.

>>854297
>seth vs brock vs cena royal rumble.

gr8 match but it requires knowledge of brock's powerlevel to fully appreciate

>>854297
Meme match and very overrated
Good choice
Eh

Hardys vs E + C vs Dudleys would be better to show him

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>>854303

>>854289
Shawn vs Taker at WM.
Edge vs Mick at WM
Chris Jericho vs CM Punk WM.
Money in the Ban Ladder Match 2007.
Randy Orton vs Undertaker Hell in a Cell 2006.

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>>854306

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>>854310

>>853860
Blow it on a WCW championship replica you fucking pleblord

>>854289
Chris Jericho vs hbk
Chris Jericho vs christian
Chris Jericho vs cm punk
Chris Jericho vs the rock
Chris Jericho vs Steve Austin
Chris Jericho vs Batista
Chris Jericho vs Edge
Chris Jericho vs stinko malinko
Chris Jericho vs Chris Benoit

>>854314
Why would I waste my money on the loser belt?

>>854297
>Summerslam Ladder Match

That match was awful, even back then.

>>854289
Show them Lucha Underground.
They're guaranteed to love it.

>>854316
18+

>>854286
>tie
He absolutely deserves it.

>break
Hell fucking no.

>>854289
Depends.

Do you want to get them into wrestling as a whole? Or just WWE?

>>854321
Nah i marked out as a little jimmy.

Cena loses to Del Rio one more time before the Rumble thanks to Sheamus. Cena wins the Rumble. Cena challenges Sheamus for Fastlane. Sheamus says he has to be Del Rio to get the match and he does but it's not for the US belt. Cena beats Sheamus at Fastlane. Cena beats Reigns at WM. Reigns beats Cena in the rematch. Cena fucks off to do movies and be part-time.

Cena gets his records, passes the torch, and gets his movie money. All the appropriate titles and people (not Reigns/Cena/WHC) get buried. This will happen.

>>854329
> Cena deserves the push because he gets pushed

wut

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what kind of deodorant does renee use

>>854344
probably uses Dean's

she doesn't seem like she has her life together 100%

>filterfags
>people who don't love BMJ
Please have sex

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>232 posts
>52 IPs

>>854350
>JUST under 5 posts/IP
>In the course of 7 hours since this thread started

jej

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>>854352
>Thinking that actually matters

>>854353
>Getting worked

Everyone (er just I) know(s) this thread is run by a single entity Anon (You/Me).

>>854358
>exposing the business

>>854358
>Breaking /wwe/ kayfabe

ONE JOB
N
E

J
O
B

Why the fuck does /wwe/ hate on based Owens? He's got a great look which plays into his character, and he's athletic as fuck probably the best pure wrestler in the roster.

>>854378
How much does this guy weigh?

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>>854378
>He's got a great look

>>854378
>He's got a great look which plays into his character,
an overweight "prize" fighter? no a literal IWC neckbeard, yes.
>he's athletic as fuck probably the best pure wrestler in the roster.
no thats the GOAT luke harper

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>>854378
>He's got a great look

>>854382
Hi, Reddit

>>854380

I'd say he's tittering between 300 and 350 lbs

>>854380
BULLSHIT

Hey guys i like the part of wrestling where they talk shit to eachother and advance stories and have fun. Why does everyone pretend to watch for the matches?

>yfw James Storm turns heel and takes the title off of Balor at Takeover Dallas

>>854378
Jelous that all their /fit/ routine doesnt gets them the 10/10 semen Goddess KO gets with his belly.

Stay jelly /wwe/.

My wife's son's father is black so when we watch wrestling together we always cheer for Reigns and New Day. They come to my town next month and I got tickets for Christmas but he says he wants to go with his mom and dad so I'm just gonna stay at home I guess and hope they have a good time.

>>854398
But Reigns isn't black

>>854398
maybe your wifes sons father will be a bro and bring you some new day or roman merch?

>>854399

>Samoans
>not niggers

>>854402
You going to start calling Sheamus and Balor black too?

Reminder that based KO beat John Cena on his first match on the main roster and all the anti-obesefags can't take that away from me.

>>854410
>he won a fake fight but is obese for real
wowl

the absolute fucking state of /wwe/

>what kind of deoderant does renee use
>my wifes sons father is black
>other senseless shitposting

Does anyone even talk about wrestling here anymore? Almost this entire thread is memeing and circlejerking.

I miss Phillibro and Koreabro with his webm's. Its a shame they didnt jump ship with everyone else because now its just all the shitties and /asp/cucks

In b4 someone rebuttals this with LOL UR NEW HAHA

This place is 100% Grade A dogshit now. I liked it better with the Swede around. Canada scatposting degenerate.. and all the other fuckers that shitposted. All you fags in here are sadly more tryhard than them and thats saying something

>>854413
/r/squaredcircle might be more your speed

>>854413
/wwe/ doesn't even like wrestling

They're just dumb-as-fuck shitposters who couldn't get attention elsewhere

>>854414
Wow, wasnt expecting that response! Pat yourself on the back. You contributed alot! and before anyone else says it

>gb2 /wew/
>lose weight
>18+
>have sex

>>854417
>being this mad at memes

>>854411
>fake fight
it was real to me dammit

>>854413
its night time in america, its time to funpost before going to bed.

>>854413
>getting worked

>>854410
>anti-obesefags

youve been falsflag shitposting and are just trying to bait more and you know it. Fuck off gorillafag

>>854420
18+

>>854398

Tears at this jabroni smark

Happy New Years lads. We're at new years eve here, I'm off to get ass-drunk. Hope you have a good 2016.

>>854398
kek

>>854413

Check out this meta-posting cuck pretending that this general or any general on 4chan for that matter is 100% on topic.

You're a moron and you always complain about this same thing but you always keep coming back.

Make losing weight and having sex your new year's resolution.

>>854413

Found the guy who didn't fuck last night

>>854426
you too ausbro

>>854430
Kiwi. But cheers anyway.

>>854413
post jaw with timestamp

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Since the cuck cried so much for wrestling webms I'll dump some then go to bed.

But for the sake of everyone, get your body mass down and find a nice girl this coming year.

>>854413
What can you expect? WWE has been shit for quite some time already.
Even bitching about how shit the product is would get really boring quickly.

>>854433
>memesaro

When is Orton's suspension up?

>>854438
He wasn't suspended, he just really really didn't want to work a pre-show so he injured himself

>>854439
>lil naitch's reactions

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>>854443

>>854446
Christ, how does Swagger still have a job?
Big E is a safer worker than him.

>>854449
haha so BASED! BASED CORBIN!!

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>>854448
>Christ, how does Swagger still have a job?
because saved a green wrestlers life and the kofi thing has been at least a few years, hes a good worker.

#wevecenanuff

>>854449
>>854453
I see deanetty was trying to teach him his meme clothesline.

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>>854449

>>854457
#2006

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>>854456
>the kofi thing has been at least a few years

It was last year

>>854439
I just realized HBK retired because he was going bald as fuck

>>853860
Dear god

>Laughing tears emoji

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WOMEN'S WRESTLING

>>854413
Bring up a topic to discuss then you fucking Neanderthal

>>854469
bryan probably told her to keep the gear, thats as close as he would get to fuck the hot twin nikki

>>853859
the manlet that banged torrie wilson

Link to download latest B&V show? Someone help lads, I can't subscribe for another couple days

>>853828
Was Seth's hair symbolic of Yin and Yang? The he became more heel as the blonde went away. When he comes back baby face he'll go full bleach.

>>854476
>When he comes back baby face
Why people keep thinking this? Did those people missed the Slammies? Or missed the memo that Reigns is getting the babyface threatment?

>>854471
Would a Rusev vs Brock match be a squash?

>>854477
It's going to happen eventually

>>854471
>make an amazing hype video for Rusev vs. Cena
>don't even show it on RAW
>don't even show it on Smackdown
>don't even show it at Wrestlemania

>>854480
Based on?

>>854481

Yeah that was pathetic

>>854477
is this your first year watching wwe? every single wrestler that comes back from a major injury comes back as a face. He would need to do something heelish immediately to be a heel again.

>>854484
BEEG.

>>854482
He's played face before? You do know just about every wrestler goes through a face/heel change at least once in their careers, right?

>>854484
Sheamus

>>854484

Not him, but Sheamus came back as a heel from injury.

RUSEV PUDRIA

RUSEV MATCHKA

>>854495
Would Rusev do well as Mr. MitB?

>>854498
he would've been great

>>854500
>>854500
>>854500
>>854500
>>854500

new one