/wwe/ general #1707 - Male Growth Hormone edition

Sasha Banks looks like a horse.

>>853191
ryback is completely 100 percetn natural my friend

Nikki Bella looks like Great Khali

AJ Lee is an Indian Boy

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DUDE I CAME BACK TO JOB AND MAKE ROMAN LOOK STRONG LMAO

Eva Maries face looks like it'll explode at any second due to facelifts

Dana Brooke legit looks like a dude

Tyler Breeze looks like a seagull

>>853217
Fitting since whats her name looks like a fucking bird too

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ryback 20x wwe champ 15x ic champ 10x us champ 0x diva champ

kevin obese owens fat piece of shit to fat to even wear diva champ

Kevin Owens is best wrestler
brb getting twinkies to watch pirated copies of his matches

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>>853224
>>853223

subtle samefag there chap.

>tfw actually want to play a wwe game for once
>2k16 isn't out on pc
ffs

>>853231
pcucks btfo

>>853232
they get it for less and get all the dlc for free

It's a fairly even trade

>>853231
yeah. That pissed me off too. Youd think they would do the same shit as 2k15

How long did the port for 2k15 take to come out? Fuck is there even a port planned for 2k16?

>>853234
It was announced they hid it

2k15 came out after all the dlc came out on consoles which was like jan 30th

>>853236
Sorry

It was announced but then they removed all mention of pc after the announcement

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>MFW I found out this guy is 50 years old

Meanwhile WWE wrestlers can barely walk at 40 much less do hurricanranas off the top rope

>>853241
Nevermind apparently the Lucha Underground version of this guy is a completely different wrestler

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>you will never watch daniel bryan take a big fat hornswoggle sized vegan shit into brie's mouth

>>853241
But he was a WWE wrestler...

>>853244
According to the wiki he wrestled one real match for them

>>853241
You mean the guy who retired in 2012?

>>853243
B A S E D

>>853246
He was in a match at 98 rumble breh

They had a fucking mini feud on PPV

>>853249
>They had a fucking mini feud on PPV

Top kek

>>853251
Based Attitude Era`

aww, tyler breeze got a cute ass dog.

man, Breeze is a cool ass guy.

>>853254
>ass
>ass
>cute
faggot

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>>853255
id go gay for breeze.

Ryback is awful

>you now remember that period before Survivor series 2014 where he was over as fuck after returning
>teasing a huge face off with HHH
>apparently Ryback vs Haitch considered for mania
>has a shit match where he botches about 14 times against Cesaro
>literally is so shit Cesaro couldn't even carry him
>eliminated second like a jobber in the survivor series match
>been irrelevant since then

>breaking ground
>nia jax has her debut in blue outfit
>cut to her talking with her parents in the parking lot
>in her black gear

fucking learn to edit son.

>>853259
lose weight

>>853261
>even ironically liking ryback
I know it's a meme but why can't you meme about Reigns who is at least okay or BMJ who is based

Ryback is absolutely fucking terrible, no redeeming factors at all

>>853260
Breaking Ground is weird

They clearly made it to get me to like their talent but the only wrestlers I like from it who I didn't already like are female heels

>>853264
Is Breaking Ground in kayfabe ? If so they're literally faking an entire reality show ?!

>>853264
I think everyone comes off well in it except ZZ (and arguably Corbin).

>>853264
the only people I like on it are Carmella, Big Cass, Tyler and Bayley

Tino Sabatelli is terrible

>>853231
Speaking of 2K16, how exactly does the submission system work? I can't get the hang of it. I know I'm supposed to get my red bar inside their blue one but I can rarely catch the thing.

>>853262
all he has is a look.

>>853264
that Tino guy seems alright.
show needs less workout and more of the talent just chilling out.

and less forced drama.

>>853265
its like total divas.
2 levels of kayfabe.

its a show about people on a show thats about a wrestling show.

>>853254
>>853255
>>853258
I'd fuck Tyler Breeze's dog

>>853269
>all he has is a look
obviously he's built and shit but he looks like a tumor - whatever "look" he has isn't attractive to anyone besides Vince.

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>>853269
>its a show about people on a show thats about a wrestling show.

>>853265
It's fake real

Like everyone but Nooph is called their wwe name
Even though Uhaa's sister fucking calls him Sesugh they still pretend his name is Apollo

>>853264
>tfw they finished filming before the london nxt tour
shame, that would've finished the gable and jordan story well

>>853262
Ryback is way better at being a powerhouse and a striker than Reigns is, no matter how much the commentators blow him

>>853264
Tino is such an insufferable chode who is annoyingly reminiscent of A-Ry

>>853269
>all he has is a look.
>that Tino guy seems alright.
>>853274
Plus only certain members of the training centre group seem to exist

The majority of wrestlers are kept off camera, it was weird seeing asuka taking notes

>>853275
the only thing Ryback does well is his spinebuster

his clothesline finisher looks weak as hell compared to a Clothesline from Hell or w/e and his Shellshock is one of the worst finishers on the roster

>>853264
Breeze comes off well, Rawley is an utter twat but he's going to go far because he's WWE's wet dream

Already doing all the shit with kids to make them like him

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>>853272
>

>>853273
raw/nxt is a tv show about a wrestling show.
if it was just a wrestling show, we wouldnt see any of the backstage segments because they arent a part of a wrestling show, they are a part of a show about a wrestling show.

total divas/breaking ground is a tv show about the characters on a show about a wrestling show.

its fucking insane.

>>853276
Tino is still in development.
so it doesnt matter that right now he too only has a look, but thats why he is in development.

Ryback is on tv performing.

>>853274

To be fair, that's kind of a wrestling business thing in general - its normal to call people by whatever gimmick name you met them under/they got known for even when you damn well know what their real name is.

>>853278
He has more Suplexes than Reigns has moves

dem Powerbombs
dat Powerslam

>>853278
Few current finishers are worse than the pop-up powerbomb. I love big slamming moves, but that pre-jump shit the reciever has to do is too much for any suspension of disbelief

>>853278
If ryback had a powerful finisher I'd fucking love him

>>853279
How anybody could dislike Rawley after that segment with the Little Jimmy and his report card is beyond me

GET HYPE

>>853279
>going to go far
really? He'll be a mainstay as a tag wrestler and that's about it

>>853283
Reigns pumphandle suplex and tilt-a-whirl slam look way better than anything Ryback does

desu Ryback should just have a release powerbomb as a finisher, the fact that literally his worst move is his finisher makes him look really bad

>>853282
Total Divas is interesting, it's kind of a weird mix between real names with some of their fake ones (Paige, Alicia Fox, Eva Marie) in there too.

>>853286
That was cute :3

>>853288
We're talking about the same Pumphandle Suplex that Reigns couldn't even convincingly do to BRYAN right?

top kek

>>853293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXu-pEdD3N4

looks way better than Ryback's CAW batista slams

>>853294
> Harper

Based Brodie could make YOU look like a convincing power wrestler

>>853286
because party Rawley and everything in the way he acts+ his look make him the most annoying person ever.

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Bottom line is:

Ryback a shit.

>>853294
How can I download just the sound off this video? I want to set it as my sms ringtone.

WWE can't write a feud anyone cares about without it involving a title

>>853295
>confusing harper and Rowan

>>853295
>based brodie could
I'm pretty sure Ryback had a bunch of fucking terrible matches with Brodie and the rest of the wyatts

He's so shit based Brodie and DBry couldn't carry him

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>>853295
> Brodie

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everyone already knows ryback is shit.

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When's Brock back? I want to see him destroy someone.

if you dont like ryback you are obese and need to lose weight

>>853307
same if you are ryback desu

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>>853307
>ironically liking ryback

>>853306
Before he retires, he should have a feud with Ryback in which he puts Ryback over

>>853296
have fun please

>>853302
Pretty sure you're wrong m8

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>>853307
because you need to be fat to realize someone is a shit wrestler?

that makes no sense.

>>853312
chaga and jajo are fun without being absolute retards.

CHING CHING BLING BLING
CHING CHING BLING BLING
CHING CHING BLING BLING
CHING CHING BLING BLING
CHING CHING BLING BLING
CHING CHING BLING BLING
CHING CHING BLING BLING

Vince needs to step back out and do more unannounced pop-ins. Forcing himself in like hes bill cosby with a passed out chick just doesn't work anymore.

>>853317
Vince literally can't do anything more

Crowds need to give him the Big Show treatment

>>853318
he took a bump.

>>853320
So can Eva

Objective Divas tier list

Patrician
>Emma

Top Tier
>Asuka
>Sasha
>Becky
>Bayley
>Dana
>Summer Rae
>Carmella

Underage Mark tier
>Paige
>Nicky Bella
>Nia Jax
>Blue Pants

Plebian Tier
>Brie Bella
>Tamina
>Charlotte
>Lana
>Eva Marie

Irrelevant Tier
>Alicia Fox
>Naomi
>Natalya
>Alexa Bliss
>Aussie girls on NXT

>>853321
eva aint 70.

>>853324
she wrestles like she is

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>>853318
>Vince disappears due to a Roman induced "injury"
>Roman keeps feuding with the authority
>Royal rumble comes around
>29th entrant
>haitch
>throws everyone out
>30th entrant
>"WHO IS IT MAGGLE?!"
>NO CHANCE...
>vincent Kennedy McMahon®
>staredown with hhh
>he let's Vince throw him out
>Vince vs roman wrestlemania main event
Tfw

>>853323
>eva higher than naomi
>naomi that low.

weak list.

>>853325
yup.

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>That time in WWF they made hired wrestlers kiss the owners ass

>nia jax's old scrawny white mum
Just imagining her getting plowed by a big fat samoan.

>>853323
What are you even ranking them on here?

>>853323
>Emma that high
'no'

I like Naomi desu

>>853329
Vince dying in the ring on the grandest stage of them all, his prized creation. I don't think he'd have it any other way.

>>853336
>"who killed vince" angle over the next year on raw
>it is actually what he would have wanted

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>>853341
>this is what it takes to make roman look really really strong once and for all
Pottery

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>>853336

>Vince will die trying to get Reigns over

>>853336
>>853343
>>853345
>>853341
>Reigns revealed as killer
>gets nuclear heat
>still a face because thats what vince wanted

>>853348
>hhh thinks of a heel turn
>Vince screams to him in his afterlife headset
>THE FANS WILL LOVE HIM AS A FACE, DAMMIT.
>nothing changes

>>853352
It's sad because Reigns was far more palatable as a quasi-heel in February this year than he's been at any point since his Tag Title reign

Can anyone put the new b&v up somewhere so I can download it? I listen to it on my drive to work and I can't use my card rn

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>Spoilers are already out for season 2 of lucha underground

It's not even started airing yet

>>853369
>tfw accidentally spoiled myself

There was a time when Raw starting with Vince getting arrested would have been great but Jesus wept did this really have to go on for 20 minutes?

>>853372
the entire midcard was at a house show so they couldn't do matches to fill 3 hours

>>853369
That'll teach you outlaws.

>>853369
> he doesn't know what tape delay is

18+

3-Minute Warning

>>853369
Lucha would be much better if it were live desu but still keep the season setup

>>853377
Most of the backstage dramatic scenes are filmed earlier in the day before the matches

>>853367
it's not on torrent sites or youtube yet so subscribe to it here www.f4wonline.com if you can't wait.

>>853372
It was completely pointless too desu.

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What does /wwe/ think of Ross Noble?

>>853384
I have no idea who this is

>>853384
Will never get to achieve his full potential while Vince is around, which is a crying shame

>>853385
He's been on RAW since April dude

>>853384
Midcard jobber at best, has already reached the peak of his potential and is quickly going back down to where he belongs (Bo Dallas status).

>>853392
> there are people with taste this shit

Neville was a strong contender for BITW last year

>>853384
>those ears
Literally got shrekt

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>>853268
You need t>>853268
You really need to hurt your oponent, use the boost thing and manage your stamina

>>853400
>Having to put on a 5 star match with Reigns as your opponent

wew lads

>>853400
Wow that goal

How long is career mode this time? It went way too quick once I hit the main roster in the shitty 2k15 one

>>853400
>5 star match
I can't wait for the dave meltzer dlc

>>853394
lmao

>>853278
>worst finisher
>not Del Rio's corner stomp

>>853410
awesome rebuttal pal

18+

>>853411
pop-up powerbomb is almost as bad with the 5 second jump into it the opponent has to do 3 feet away from Kevin "Everyday is cake day" Owens

>>853412
You and your 'nigger' buzzwords. You're calling somebody underaged while using the default 4chan vernacular? Hilarious.

why do you keep posting 18+? are you rating my post out of 10? thanks but I wasn't doing it for you.

You're an idiot.

Actually here's an idea; post your ideal wrestler. Show us all about your incredible taste.

You're from 4chan so more than likely it's a jap. That's what you people do on here, right?

Go ahead and put your money where your mouth is.

>>853415
> getting this mad

State of you.

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>>853415

>>853417
No seriously thank you for bumping the thread.

Your pathetic hivemind vocabulary is regrettable though.

Also; I challenged you to back your words up, and it was a pretty easy challenge, and you backed down.

Cuckold. Am I speaking your language, whelp? That's what you are. A cub that backed down from even the simplest challenge.

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>>853420
It's too early for this

>>853420
lol it's yesterday already?

> ideal wrestler

But I don't care what they look like anon, 'cause I'm not a #faget

>>853407
It's 15 years, and you actually wrestle every week as well as the main goal being to get into the Hall of Fame.

>>853428
Your humiliation is palpable.

>>853430
>palpable
malapropism

>>853425
You and your 'nigger' buzzwords. You're calling somebody underaged while using the default 4chan vernacular? Hilarious.

why do you keep posting 18+? are you rating my post out of 10? thanks but I wasn't doing it for you.

You're an idiot, but I appreciate you bumping this thread while I await juicy Asuka porn. So thanks for that.

Actually here's an idea; post your ideal female. Show us all about your incredible taste.

You're from 4chan so more than likely it's a trap. That's what you people do on here, right?

Go ahead and put your money where your mouth is.

>>853429
>780 matches in a lifetime

wew lads

>>853384
great wrestler with giant ears.

>>853436
Guys like Cena and Big Show have already been in well over 1000. Beeg has been in 1500+

>>853430
> mindlessly repeating shit

Actual mental degeneration.

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Based Rock bragging about how popular he is

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>>853435
>literally repeating stale pasta in the same bread

>There was a small incident at last night's WWE live event in Hartford, Connecticut before the main event of John Cena vs. WWE United States Champion Alberto Del Rio. According to a correspondent in attendance, Cena went out of his way to make sure he tossed his t-shirt to a kid in the audience. An adult ended up jumping in and taking the shirt out of the kids hands. Our correspondent noted that it upset several people in the area but they believe man got away with it.

Alright, which one of you manchildren was this?

>>853434
Beat me to it

Who shoot excited here?

>>853444
They need him. Their bullpen of stars has run low due to injuries. They need someone to make it worth watching.

>>853451
They probably should've made more stars over the past decade then, especially in the last 5 years

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>>853448

>>853446
Didnt see it further up
And you obviously dont know what stale means you dumb nameshit, just like you dont know what family friendly means

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>[CURRENT YEAR]
>Still unironically hating John Cena

Why?

>>853452
Agree. They need to stop putting all their eggs in one basket. It doesn't work anymore.

>>853455
> family friendly

You're being more autistic than Quack was about Fénix earlier this year

>>853455
Oh god, its that autistic fuck from the other thread. Pls have sex.

>>853456
Because of 2007-2010 when he was legitimately unbearable. I like Cena but I can see why people are so sick of him. He's only recently lessened the superman shit.

>>853456
I don't "hate" Cena outside of his dipshit character moments where he's praised as a saint while acting like a petty brat

Still represents a LOT of WWE's problems, that are only going to get worse through Reigns

>>853456
I like that they toned down a bit on supercena, but it'll never change the years of cenawinslol. Far worse than hhh during the RA era imo

>>853457
WWE should adopt a 4 Pillars/SD! 6 approach once Vince fucks off

Even the NXT 5 are a better example of a diverse main event scene and they were only together for like 2 months

>>853462
This bugs me too. He acts like a tempermental child a lot and then turns around spouting le rise above hate. He doesn't strike me as a good guy who is sticking to his principles, more a stubborn, prideful twat who wants to do things his way at all times. He's never lost that core attitude that he had when he was doing the thuganomics gimmick.

>>853470
It's less Thuganomics and more a case of Vince's broken morality seeping in

>>853459
Literally who about literally who

>>853460
Dont use our memes
> he unironically thinks chanting HOLY SHIT repeatedly is family friendly
The state of this nameshit, fuck off back to meme sail

>>853475
> he doesn't know who Fénix is

Ultima retardo perro

>>853475
That's proof that you literally didn't comprehend my posts. I said it was dumb as fuck for them to chant that just to be edgy. Fuck the nxt 'le random wacky chant' crowd.

>>853476
I dont care about your outlaw mexican phil mitchells fampai

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>>853475
>our

>>853480
> he doesn't care about the guy who had the best match of 2K15 and the GOAT casket match

sad

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>>853480
>outlaw mexican phil mitchells

>>853479
You said NXMeme is family friendly viewing and i said it isnt because the faggot crowd audibly swears constantly

Then you started rambling on that it doesnt matter if you can hear the word Shit repeated again and again, its still family friendly broadcasting because they cant control the crowd
Which is horseshit because they can edit it out before they broadcast it

>>853482
*tips sombrero.jpeg

>>853487
It's almost like the crowd's response has no bearing on something being classified as family-friendly

> you have been this stupid for literally hours
> you'll continue to be this stupid for hours to come

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>Cut on Edge theme
>Think about when WWE used to be good
>Try not to cry
>cry a lot

>>853489
> he thinks only watching WWE is something to be proud of

18+

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>>853493
>I enjoy watching outlaw wrestling

>>853490
> takes his name off
If i can hear the word 'shit' again and again on a programme then that programme isnt family friendly
The crowd's desperate warbling is regrettably part of the broadcast

>>853495
> I keep watching WWE even though I admit that it sucks and I hate it

chug that grapejuice marky

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>>853493
> 0utlaw wr3stling
> so cucked he is using /wwe/ memes

>>853500
I'm not B.

Lots of people think you're a dummy.

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>>853487
>still going on with this
Just sad, now. Hope things get better for you, friend.

>>853504
>>853503
> the word 'shit' is a family friendly word and should be broadcast to children
Sure thing

who is that wrestler from I'm guessing the attitude era that wrestled in black dress pants, had a kick based style, black hair, and /wwe/ likes him and thinks he's underrated?

I saw a webm of him a while back, I forgot his name and I want to check him out

>>853384
2 time Lucha Underground Trios champ in the making

>>853507
Jimmy wang yang?

>>853503
> lots of people
you and your phone with your name turned off are not lots of people m8

>>853506
Mrs. Lovejoy pls

>>853507
Steve Blackman?

>>853507
Marc mero

>>853384
They are both from newcastle as well

>>853448
Fucking rekt

Because the WWE couldn't just get cena to give him another upstairs pantaloon

>>853507
Steve Blackman

>>853507
My bad. I meant Steve Blackman

>>853509
> he actually thinks it's more likely that anybody would make any effort to samefag

Nah m8. We just both think you're a shitcuck. I doubt this is the first time it's happened to you

>>853512
> /wwe/ likes marc mero
Fuck off back to Steve's thread with the rest of the dumb namecunts

>>853509
I have people copying my name into their own. I think I'm getting over.

>>853487

You ever watch a UK football match? The broadcasters are constantly getting complaints because of fans audibly swearing. Shouting stuff like "Shit ground, no fans" or "You fat bastard" every time a certain player kicks the ball.

Kick off is at 3pm typically and it's considered to be part of family programing.

It's almost like there is nothing you can do about 20,000 people shouting "Wanker" simultaneously every Saturday.

>>853511
>>853516
>>853518
that's him thank you family

>>853520
I corrected my mistake, buddy. Go be offended by the word "shit" and save the little kids from no-no words ;3

>>853519
> shit is a family friendly word
Well if there is more than one person here that is stupid enough to truly believe that then i would be surprised
Take the samefag claim with grace, its the only dignified way out for you

>>853525
No prob, bob

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>>853525
steve blackman was the shit.

>>853527
The only dignified way out for you is suicide via cop

>>853527
You have been triggered to maximum autism levels I haven't seen since ei first got to the 4chanz. Keep it up, I need to know what a true sperglord reaction looks like.

>>853524
Football matches are live, NXMeme isnt and could be dubbed
If they dubbed the crowd to a bearable non cringeworthy level then the quality of the programme as a whole would go up tenfold

>>853526
No ones offended, just pointing out it isnt family friendly ;)

>>853533
>If they dubbed the crowd to a bearable non cringeworthy level then the quality of the programme as a whole would go up tenfold

Imagine actually BO-lieving that WWE audio editing would ever improve anything

Fuck off Dunn

>>853531
> since i havent seen since i first got to 4chanz
So last tuesday? Keep on using your buzzwords lad, il keep on speaking the truth and triggering you with it ;)

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>>853538
>implying
>traversing from another thread to autistically argue your point on this thread

>>853538
> complains about crowds saying shit
> calls anybody else triggered

Amazing

>Steve Blackman currently works as a bail bondsman

Christ, just imagine having Steve Blackman tracking you down after skipping bail.

>>853542
Wasn't this supposed to be a WWE Network series?

>>853542
just ask for his autograph and sell it online.

>>853541
> fool meme faggots feel the need to defend themselves online
> fool meme faggots feel the need to namefag on 4chan

>>853541
Im simply stating that it isnt family friendly to swear
Which it isnt

>>853546

Dunno, probably didn't happen because the reality is a lot more boring than the image I have in my head of Steve kicking the shit out of Meth addicts.

>>853550
> autistic betas feel the need to cry about swearing crowds

>>853546
Yeah like dog the bounty hunter but with steve.
Id watch it, i like dog.
Dog to wrestle for wwe when?

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>>853555
He already did

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>>853552
> i must defend my wannabe edgy fool sail brethren to the death

>>853559
> he thinks "Holy Shit" chants are edginess attempts

Grow up shitbag

>>853559
You can expect me to kill you the next time we meet.

>>853561
> he defends the fool meme crowd
Grow in fatbag

>>853507
>blandman
>underrated
lel

The guy had no fucking idea how to work, he hit so fast people couldn't sell

>>853533
>If they dubbed the crowd to a bearable non cringeworthy level then the quality of the programme as a whole would go up tenfold
Yeah because the dubbed crowds on smackdown really help the matches

Half the fucking reason NXT took off is because it had a good wrestling crowd. I really don't get why you people get upset at that

>>853557
Thats not dog you stupid piece of underaged shit

>>853569
He was a legit badass 2bh

I watched one video with Teddy Long telling about a backstage "fight" between him and Beeg while Blackman was on his back, laying on the ground. He managed to take Beeg down without even standing up

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when are they gonna put a title on this glorious bastard again?

>>853574
i hope they have him win the next money and the bank

>>853573
Yeah I don't doubt he was a hardman but it didn't help as a wrestler

Bit like Bad News being shit his entire career despite being tough

>>853576

I like Blackman but I kind of agree, it's why he made such a great hardcore champion. You don't need to be a good wrestler to have a good hardcore run you just need to sell yourself as a no nonsense shitkicker and Blackman was pretty good at that.

>>853574
Man I unironically like the Miz's work. People forget you're supposed to boo heels. He also seems like a cool guy.

>>853578
You're supposed to boo heels but it's also supposed to mean something when they get beat up

Miz works more like a heel manager than anything else

>>853578

Yeah I've warmed up to The Miz a lot recently, his commentary on Neville's matches has been really funny.

>>853574
dumb frogwrestler

>>853574
Miz is a great heel but a pretty average wrestler 2bh

that's why he'll never be THE MAN

>>853583

They should put him on commentary, he's better than everyone they have now.

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>>853583
>tfw THE MAN right now is an average wrestler and awful talker

>>853579
Miz is amazing at Seth's role this year, the cowardly champion.

>>853580
That's what I'm saying. He delivers great moments on the mic. Him freaking out when Mizdown won was great.

IMHO, Miz and Xavier Woods would be great on the announce team. Dunno who could replace Cole.

>>853588
Beeg

>>853587
Reigns has a way, way better look than the Miz. That counts.

>>853590
Hes also much better in the ring

>>853589
Anon delivers. Big Show was great on the commentary crew the few times he's been.

Beeg, Miz, and Xavier. Main, Heel, Color commentator (lol)

>>853591
Is he?

>>853590
Reigns has a shit beard
He can't stop pulling goofy facial expressions when he's supposed to be serious
He still has a belly

If that's the best look wwe can get they're fucked

>>853591
No. He does nothing but SOOPERMAN PAWNCH, a shit spear and punches/kicks.

>>853597
>a shit spear

haha oh wow

>>853595
Balor will get called up soon.
He will save WWE.

>>853600
The spear is an inherently shit move that has never been a believeable match ender. It's literally just tackling somebody at it's very best, and hugging them to the mat at it's worst.

>>853600
His spears are nothing that impressive. I liked the one he did on Rusev lately though, but it was outside of the ring so he had a longer run. Other than that his spears are at least better than Edges hugdrop, but still not really great

>>853602
>has never been a believable match ender
someone has never seen a Goldberg match?

>>853604
I'll give you Goldberg, but I've never seen anybody else pull it off.

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>>853597
Amount of moves they do ≠ a better wrestler

Also if we're going to talk about that, he has more moves that he can do but they dont have him do them on TV for whatever reason.

>>853606
cause he is a bad wrestler and might hurt someone on tv.

better have him hurt people on house shows.

>>853605
>I've never seen anybody else pull it off.

Mil Muertes has a good spear recently, but that's more cause he's a big guy and the medium/smaller people he hits can sell the heck out of it.

>>853608
except he has yet to hurt anyone

>>853605
i still think Rhyno had a better spear than Goldberg.

>>853610
for you

>>853611
because he only does those moves on house shows.

>>853600
He had one good spear and that was the one where he speared Punk to death.

Are there any real 'finishing' moves in WWE today? Kicking out of finishers is so common now that they should be called signatures. Really bugs the hell out of me desu.

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>>853613

>>853616
no one kicks out of the pop up powerbomb.

that and breezes supermodel kick are the most protected finishers right now.

>>853616
Last raw they did a whole episode where everyone's finisher actually finished shit
Then cena came back...

NXT is generally booked with finishers finishing stuff, Balor/Joe at London worked on the principle that the musclebuster would end it

>>853616
I've yet to see anyone kick out of Alberto Del Rios beaner buster stomp

and the red arrow.

>>853618
didn't cena kick out of like 3 in one match

>ywn be meat on Ryback's table
feels bad

>>853622
Cena and Orton once fought the entire raw roster by themselves and won lol

Cena's appearing on Smackdown next week. It might actually be a canon episode for once.

>>853622
Probably.

I think Sami Zayn did too

>>853624
To be fair the roster was msotly nobodies besides those two

>>853625
It's on USA now

IIRC the plan is for smackdown to actually matter again

>>853628
>IIRC the plan is for smackdown to actually matter again

Make RAW matter first WWE

>>853628
They say that every year.
It'll "matter' for 2 weeks to a month at best.

>>853632
What's even the point of SD anymore? With the brand split over it's doing more harm than good. If they used more than the same 10 people a week then it would be a way to let everybody get some of the spotlight but as it stands it's just overexposing people.

>>853634
If they still keep it around then its because its making them money.

>>853614
uhh

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>tfw no cuntry flags

>>853570
Glad to see no one bit on this shit b8
U dun wel /wwe/

>>853642
>tfw not represented by pepe

>>853636
>If they still keep it around then its because its making them money.

R O M A N

R E I G N S

RAW rating today.
Can't wait to see how low it was.

>>853578
I agree. Miz could be a top face if they used him properly.
You can tell the guy is instantly the most energetic and interesting person into whatever room he walks into.

>>853652
>Miz as a face

He's charismatic but what would be his angle to put it over as a face. He works well in his current arrogant heel roll

>>853654
True, but it could happen. They would just have to get Miz to the point where fans want to cheer him.
The Rock was a top heel before turning face.

>>853651
Will roman draw even less than Shawn Michaels and Seth?

>>853652
>Miz as a face
please stop

>>853652
I think Miz is too good and natural as a heel to bother turning him face again.
Do you remember his recent face run?
It was awful, absolutely dreadful.
At best, make him a tweener, but never a full blown baby, in todays WWE, being a babyface requires too much pandering and it just doesn't work with based miz.

>>853610
mil's is a signature move i'm sure, his finisher is the flat liner.
he does it similar to rhyno where you kinda just impact the person instead of going down with a hug like bbygirl.

remember when vince the cuck had a hard on for bobby lashley

>>853665
That nigger looked even more goofy than Apollo, the bland ring attire just made it worse

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>>853348
for vince loved the marks so much he gave his own life to get roman over, and those smarks who don't believe in him will be eternally worked

>mfw the authority cuts the "why have you forsaken me promo" talked about for millennia

>>853665
Lashley was so far from ready. 2014 Lashley was amazing though.

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It must suck for Vince to wake up every morning and think/talk about wrestling for the remainder of the day. every single day.

Like Scott Hall with alcohol

>>853191
nah da big guy is natty.

>>853671
He lives for it bruh, so much so that he doesnt watch movies and is like 5 years behind in pop culture.

>>853673
Pretty sure that's why he's senile
>BRING PIPER IN FOR WRESTLEMANIA 13
"he's dead and it's Wrestlemania 32"
>YOOOUU'RE FIIRRREED

>>853675
>reminding me piper died

thanks anon

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>>853677

>>853651
It must have started high for the Cena return then rapidly dropped with the shock and awe of how terrible it was

>>853622
cena doesnt count.

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>>853675

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who /justhappyshitpostingismakingthreadsfaster/ here

>>853415
>ideal wrestler

Undertaker

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HAPPY NEW YEAR

>>853673
>>853675
Correction he does watch movies just movies that everybody has seen years ago that he thinks are brand new.

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>tfw stink won't recover in time to face taker at his last mania
FUCK YOU ROLLINS!!!!

Dumb frog poster doesn't even deserve a (you)

>>853704
Rollins shouldn't be allowed back

>>853704
>wanting Sting to continue to ruin his legacy

>>853704
>>853710
>seth warns sting that he shouldnt do it again
>ref advises sting to no do it again
>sting tells him to do it
Seth and the ref tried to save him but sting wanted it his way.

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>mfw I got more (You)s than (You)

>>853384
He has skill. But he is a manlet and those big ears don't make him appealing enough to be a top guy, he will be forever a jobber.

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>>853195
Sasha is fucking hot as shit dude. Wtf are you talking about?

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>>853739
sasha can be hot sure, but it's despite that forehead and gnarly teeth

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>>853742
Charlotte btfo

>>853739
>Sasha is fucking hot as shit dude
idk she isnt a hot dude either. but then again i dont swing that way.

>>853731
Should have taken the mask that vince wanted to give him

>>853739
>>853743
She is ugly as shit. There are transsexuals that look better than this nigger.

>>853742
wow thats probably the worst picture ive seen of sasha, wow.

>>853745
agreed, imagine a kalisto/neville tag team, Neville is probably stronger than whoever is Sin Cara these days and could be a flippy shit base

>decide to give ring of honor a try because they just had their big ppv
>all the fucking prematch handshakes

I can't handle this, it's too silly

>>853750
This has been happening since 2002.

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>>853691
ITS MY NECK
IT WAS MY NECK ALL ALONG

I miss edge :/

>>853755
MY NECK
MY BACK

>>853757
>missing Company Man Edge

lol

>>853759
>Vince telling Roman that he's one generation away from sticking a bone through his nose
this old man just never stops

>there are people ITT RIGHT NOW that unironically don't love BMJ
Lose weight, you fucking virgins.

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>>853771
>That BMJ hater yesterday who posted 'his' fuckbuddy's nudes on /b/ to prove he wasn't a virgin

>royal rumble 2016
>3...2....1..
>you hear this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffm7v_DPMRw
how hard do you mark?

>>853776
I file a complaint due to how offensive that character was

>>853776
He runs his own tiny promotion out in the midwest, they just started

Remember when you guys used to pretend you belonged on /sp/? Don't you feel so much better now?

>>853782
it's good that wrestling got moved
half of the shitposters can't be bothered now as they get no attention

>>853782
>>853783
>not realizing it's the Colombian poster

>>853790
> not realising Colombia was one of us

I really miss the flags, loads of banter happened because of it and it was great

>>853746

There are transsexuals that look better than most women anon.

>>853793
That was my implication...

>>853775

I don't believe you.

>>853704
>>853714
>>853717
> wanting Stink
Just goes to show most outlaWCW shitters dont belong in the big leagues, same as when Wreck Flair briefly came up in the early 90s and stank the place up

>>853797
It's a couple of threads back. I'm sure it's still there.

>>853795
Based Jane Marie
Who else?

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>>853775
> im killing this meme right now

>>853794
Maybe Hirogooki will give us flags if we ask when he gives us our own board

Nu bread when

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>>853771
There's really not a lot of people left to like

>>853812
now >>853815
>>853815

>>853750
Reddit of Honor