/wwe/ General #1706 - kevin owens is fat edition

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>sports entertainment

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>>852573

>>852573
>these people unironically liking cena

>>852573
>that fat fuck managed to have kids

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Ryback 33 times WWE champion.

Kevin "Obese" Owens dies at 36 from heart attack as 22 times obese champion

>>852577

pls get laid

>>852579
I am open to offers lad

>>852576
>>852577
>>>852573
>>that fat fuck managed to have kids
Fuck off woo

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Kevin Oreos is best orgasmer

Jesus Christ open Eva Marie's snaps right now I literally just came based Eva

I'm curious to know what everyone's favorite wrestlemania(s) were?

I enjoyed wrestlemania 18 simply because of all who was on the card. I think it had the highest amount of star power out of any other. You have the rock, stone cold, hulk Hogan, Nash and hall, the Dudley's, team extreme, Jericho, edge and Christian, and many more all at their peak.

>>852588
WM19 desu familia
Every match was top notch
Limp Bizkit was actually good as a live performance

Kevin Obese has been hospitalized. Doctors say he will die today at 11pm. Death Cause: Heart Attack.

>fat jokes >2016

>>852584
>>852577

>not bolstering the ranks of the Cenation so he can overcome the odds
>hating BMJ
>not practicing the virtues of hustle, loyalty, and respect every day of your life

get off my board

>>852600
>being fat
>2015

>actually posting fat jokes
18+

>>852603
>actually being fat

Get laid

>unironically liking WWMEME

>>852600
Fat jokes are timeless

>>852600
It hurts, doesn't it fatass.

>>852610
Only the ones that are actually funny.

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>>852609
>le outlaw man

/sp/ pls take them back

>>852613
Even a shitty one can easily be altered to be funny. I hear it at work all the time.

>taker will retire soon
What if he shows up as American badass in the RR for one night? How hard do you mark?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4lS9Q2lrbU

>>852587
What's her snapchat?

> Tyler Breeze defeated Goldust by pinfall. Breeze and Summer Rae are apparently done as they decide to split up for the New Year

Hopefully Summer goes back to wrestling instead of being a shitty valet.

>>852616
Skateboards, snowboards, and karate dude! Radical!

>>852619
Allredeva

/sp/ here, this threads are just for shitpost lads?

>>852621
Well that's fucking random.and abrupt

And on smackdown too kek

Epic simply Eric

>>852624
these threads are only good when somebody dies

>>852624
Same as any other general, m8. Unless something is on

Who the fuck is this b the Kidd namefag

Filtered

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>this thread is supposed to be a general
>nothing but shitposting
nice community
Love, /a/

>>852638
anything good on right now?

>>852637
The undisputed champ,m8.

>>852637
Don't be a fag bro

>>852638

17+

>>852643
Here comes the swerve

>>852638

>Weaboo thinking he can talk down to anyone

Just when I think I've seen it all

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>>852578
kevin obese owens heart attack age 30 cremated because to obese to fit into coffin

>>852638
>KLK
>/a/
Nice try /v/

>>852638
>>852650
Everyone knows KLK is worst anime

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What diva on the current roster would you have in Playboy?
>You are now imagining AJ Lee in next month's edition of Playboy

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>>852653

>current roster
>AJ Lee

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>>852654
Shit I realized that 1 nanosecond after I posted. The question remains though.

>>852653
nooph

>>852653
Nikki.

Lana already has nudes out and she's the hottest chick in WWE.

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>>852653

The only correct answer is the Queen Slag herself, Paige.

>>852653
Current roster only? That leaves some shitty choices. Paige, I guess. Alicia fox, as well.

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>>852664
she's gotten close

>>852650
Tag champs right here

>>852653

Charlotte tbqh

>>852666
>those tits
You devil you

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>>852668

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>>852668

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>>852668

>>852653
I would pay all of them in the current active roster to NOT pose for playboy.

Brie has no tits
Foxy chopped her tits off
Charlotte lol
Becky lmao
Sasha 0 ass or tits
Naomi black
Tamina
Paige saggy tits

>>852576
Hilariously, that picture is a reaction to a Big Show heel turn, just to truly underscore what dumb marks they are

>>852677
they seem to think theres a good and evil in wrestling not realizing that it's all evil because vince and his writers suck at writing

>>852679
kek. true

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>>852675

>this post

>>852653
Bayley.

>>852614
Purores > Outlaw

>>852675

>Knees too pointy
>2/10 would not bang

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>>852653
Does Asuka count?

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>fookin come give mummy a kiss anon

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>>852653
Dana Brooke. I'm so close to seeing the rest.

>>852689
>that lipstick

Overdoing it.

>>852694
*BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*

>>852694
what even is that tattoo

>>852695
God i would love to hear what her farts sound like. Would love to smell them too!

>>852679
I can't imagine how worked somebody would have to be to get surprised by Showster turning heel

>>852700
its a guy who looks like hes approaching his mid 30's decked out in Cena gear. What do you expect

>>852700
this
>>852701
he was obviously a low functioning autistic who had kids with a prostitute thinking a plastic bag would be enough.

>>852697
A dog's cock with wings?

>>852689

Yuck

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>>852689
I will never understand why women style their eyebrows like that

>>852691

That's clearly not her.

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>>852712
She has that same shitty tattoo

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>>852712
I dunno man the face is pretty spot on
No gains and small tits is questionable though

>>852715
oh wow

>>852715
those candid pics are of her, no doubt. Theyre probably sent to Zigs

>>852712
Face and hair are right, and the tat is on the other cheek. Everything looks legit

>>852698

Take a sniff of the chair you're sitting on.

Cena plays a gay guy in that Amy Schumer movie

>>852723
It was probably easier than having to act like Schumer is attractive

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>>852723
He does seem like the closet type tbqh

>>852725

He's dating Nikki Bella after all tbf

>>852723
it truly was a train wreck though... just like it's opening day

Just watched RAW.
What exactly did Vince even get arrested for and why was Reigns standing there like an idiot during all of it?

>>852730
I can't Goggles, but has Cena even starred in a remotely successful movie before (revenue-wise)?

Most of the shit I've seen him in outside DubDubE has been just that...shit.

>>852723
No he doesn't? Are you fucking stupid?

>>852733
"Police Brutality"

As for Roman, the dude is just a big bully. :(

>>852733
It was to make Roman look like a cool good guy!

>>852740
>Implying he isn't

Are RoH shows that aren't TV tapings good? I have free tickets to one.

>>852742
not this time of year, all their draws are over in Japan

>>852736

Yes he does. Are you fucking retarded?

>>852735
I don't know, I was making a theater shooting joke

>>852744
Holy shit you are fucking retarded you fucking dolt

Kill yourself underage fuck

>>852742
all their top dudes like jay lethal are out in nipperland right now. So no

>>852745
Whoops, not even sure how I missed the news of that happening.
>Implying anything Amy Schumer-related is newsworthy
Now I don't feel *as* bad.

>>852746

Why are you still breathing you oxygen thief? Literally end yourself!

>>852745

Aren't jokes supposed to be trying to be funny?

>>852753
Well I was more getting at I would have to kill a few people if I saw that train wreck

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>yfw

>>852756

>>852756
Not that impressive on slow boards 2bh

>>852756

whoa

>>852756
bay leno looks like a possessed mannequin in the first pic

it's very disturbing

>>852653
Asuka is the only non gay answer

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>>852715
>

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>>852760

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>>852763
I know you're copying my trip,but you and I have similar tastes. I find that odd tbqhwy. Youre a good lad.

All I want is for Balor to lose in his demon paint and then debut a new color scheme for the rematch and have him just wreck shit in it. Essentially have him go up a Super Saiyan level everytime he loses in demon paint and still have the red/black combo be default so when he comes out in a different combo you know shit just got real

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>>852766
>trip
wew lad, how about you quit pretending to be me and learn the difference between a name and trip.

>>852743
>>852747

Is that still true late next month? I only occasionally pay attention to RoH.

>>852767

He should be le demon all the time, cause his regular self is just atrocious.

>>852769
nah they'll be back by then

WK10 is on January 4th

>>852768
No u

what the fuck is going on

>>852666
Why...why...just why...

>>852775
#Bivasrevolution ;3

Is this /asp/ies attempt at "getting back" at /wwe/ after they got btfo earlier?

**SMACKDOWN SPOILERS**

>Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns vs. Sheamus and Kevin Owens is announced as tonight’s main event

>WWE Tag Team Champions The New Day come out for a New Year’s Eve promo. They’re interrupted by The Dudley Boyz and then Kalisto. We get a six-man match.

>Kalisto and The Dudley Boyz defeated The New Day by pinfall.

>Tyler Breeze defeated Goldust by pinfall. Breeze and Summer Rae are apparently done as they decide to split up for the New Year.

>Luke Harper and Braun Strowman defeated The Usos when Braun made one of them submit.

>Brie Bella and Alicia Fox defeated Naomi and Tamina Snuka.

>Dolph Ziggler defeated Bo Dallas.

>Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose vs. Sheamus and Kevin Owens ends in a DQ after a good hard-hitting brawl, Reigns and Ambrose win. Reigns stopped Owens from powerbombing him through the announce table after the match, with a Superman punch.

Post your current top 5

BMJ

Roman Reigns

New Day

Rusev

Kevin Owens

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Fuck off filthy trips

>>852782
>We get a six-man match.
Why?

>Tyler Breeze defeated Goldust by pinfall.
Why?

>Dolph Ziggler defeated Bo Dallas.
WHY??

>>852787
>Simpsons poster
'no'

>>852790
>old star puts over new talent
>retards like you complain

Did Carter finally infiltrated the /wwe/ thread? Godspeed! Carter savior of /asp/

>>852794
literally who?

>>852791
>Tripfag
'wew'

>>852784
Kevin Owens

Zayn

Harper

New Day

John Cenee

>>852797
It's a name, not a trip newfag

Who else sitting in an airport here? 3 hours to waste senpai

>>852800
>implying it changes a god damn thing
'wew'

>>852801
Where ya heading mate?

>>852801
Where you heading off to, lad?

>>852805
>>852808
Canada

>>852811
ah mexico north, delay?
>>852801
what airport? exploring is always fun.

>>852811
When do us Minnesotans get a wall Trump? we need to stop or emmigration

>>852790
> Breeze defeated guy who'll be retired in a matter of months

What's your problem?

Bo is a jobber. I love him, but it's the truth. At least the teased Bo/Axel team has potential

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>>852691
It's sexual, Dana.
And I wanna give it all to you

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>>852715
>that huge zit on her ass

>>852813
Heathrow airport

>>852693
its been that way for a while.

>>852643
You first

>>852825
>Heathrow airport
ah i have no idea what to do there then.

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>>852782
>Breeze and Summer Rae are apparently done as they decide to split up for the New Year.

>>852831
> possibility of Summer wrestling Horsewomen

HYPE

>>852836
5head vs. 0ass
S T O K E D

>>852836

This is the first time I've actually seen someone happy about Summer Rae wrestling.

>>852840
Do you also judge men's matches based off how much you whack off to them? #faget

>>852845
She was good in NXT

>>852784
Seth
Rusev
KO
Brayyy lmao
Brock

>>852836
Well Im sure it cant be any worse than Becky vs Sasha turned out to be on Raw

>>852784

Vince
Big E
Roman
Cena
Rusev

>>852852
false, it would be worse at least becky has a shit ton of wrestling experience, summer does not.

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What happened?

>>852784
Seth
Sami
Cesaro
Owens
Kalisto

>>852858
Main WWE being shit since forever

>>852858
He was a manlet, and got exposed for his short comings.

>>852861
> dumb enough to post this

18+

CM Punk's "Pipe bomb" and Daniel Bryan winning WM30 are WWE's biggest fuck-ups.

>>852873
...because they completely botched the follow-up?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVsIYdRJu4M

Alright, which one of you fuckers (er, I mean, fwiend...?) has access to the full video? Up that shit to YouTube nao!

>>852858
He moved on up and is now making more money and getting to be all over TV...

...and hes spending that money on the nearest buffet...

>>852861
>manlets hating manlets

Fuck I love it!

>>852858
He got fat

>>852880
>>852884
But he's always been chunky

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is Bryan Alvarez the biggest smark in the industry?

is he technically not a smark since he was an outlaw wrestler?

also if anyone wants it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOlaXOzhJKA

>>852889
oh whoops that's the free one, I don't know if he did one with big match dave this week

i apologize

>>852858
He gained weight. I hope staff get him some sort of trainer if they ever plan to move him up.

All these NXT callups gain weight when they come onto the main roster

Imagine if corbin straight up grew a massive beergut to pile onto his sad face body

>>852855
Summer Rae knows how to kick out at 2

>>852897
Just give DDP Yoga to every main roster fat wrestler.

>>852864

>aspie misusing /wwe/ memes

I LOVE IT MAGGLE

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http://strawpoll.me/6401086
http://strawpoll.me/6401086
http://strawpoll.me/6401086

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>>852897
goats get leaner and in better shape while on the mainroster.

>>852897
> it's harder to stay in shape on the road than it is in the Performance Center

fucking shocker there

>>852906
>harper
>lean

I know harper is great but come on. Under that dirty beater is a guaranteed dad tier beergut

It accomodates his look though.

>>852907
Yeah. Still though.. I hope they get someone backstage to help Owens shrink back to how he was when he debuted against Cena so he can actually fit a champio ship belt around his waist.

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>>852908
you would be surprised.

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>when bayleys ass finally hangs out or she has a thongslip during a match

>>852908
he's not lean but he has god-tier cardio for a guy that big

I've never seen him gassed ever. Watch the ladder match with Ziggler (probably the highlight of his career in wwe) or the Chikara cage match against Cesaro. Guy is pumping on all cylinders at all times. HarpGOAT is amazing.

>>852911
y2j's boots are just tricking you

>>852913
Yeah. Ive seen alot of his Brody Lee shit.

I feel the same way about eat steen eats cardio

>>852915
me too senpaitachi

>>852910
> I need my wrestlers to wear belts

so important

>>852910
damn i forget who they have to give belt extensions to that they even brought up in a promo "guess i gotta get rid of the belt extensions they put on for you before i can put it around my waist"

>>852910
Don't worry, They can just give him 2 of these
https://shop.wwe.com/WWE-Championship-Replica-Belt-Extender/W00984,default,pd.html

>>852918
alright alright. Im not THAT autistic about belts.. maybe I just used a bad example. He never wore belts in the indies either. He did what Austin did

That flying out of ring moonsault he did to CJ Parker his debut match. Has Owens ever done that since his weight gain?

>>852923
Pretty sure he's not doing that move anymore because he's a heel m8

>>852924
good point, fampai

I swear every time KO does something heelish, like putting a guy through a table, he looks like a little fat kid that just realized what he did is going to get him in trouble. He is basically standing there visualizing the ass beating he is going to get

>>852928
You sure? Last I saw he looked like he was jizzing in his pants senpai

When he killed Zayn he laughed. Hes like a fat maniacal school bully

>>852928
Owens is basically the adult version of a grade-school bully

It's great

God, you people are massive faggots. Making a new thread because the previous one hit the bump limit on a dead board. Autism at work, ladies and gentleman.

>>852932
Go play with your shitty airsoft guns and consider yourself intellectually curbstomped by the men who run this board you little niggercuck

Dont let the door hit you in the ass on the way out fag ;)

>>852929
>>852930
I would say samefag if it wasn't true... but it is and it's painfully obvious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtZIAxHbANQ

admit it this promo was fire

>>852653
Naomi or Bayley

>>852934
I was indifferent to you losers getting kicked off /sp/, but I am fucking glad that happened now. And don't lie and say you aren't booty blasted by it because you are.

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>>852935
Shit was just getting comfy too.

Theres a samefag of me right above your original post.

>>852756
You just know...

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>>852935
woopsie daisy. Not much proof there is there?

>>852940
our own personal board
little moderation
can make as many threads as we want
fun post
other than the lack of flags and slow board
its not bad at all
go back to sp and keep hoping that bro culture comes back and see your posts get deleted.

>>852782
>HarpGOAT gets a victory over someone that isn't an old jobber
>Naomi and Tamina actually wrestled
Revolutionary stuff. Shame they're jobbing out Owens to Reigns now after protecting him so well for a few weeks.

>>852945
So much denial in one post.

>>852784
John Cena

Sasha Banks

Big E

Becky Lynch

KO

>>852947
>jobbing out

From what I read it was literally a fuck finish by dq. Owens almost redid the Ambrose table thing. Gotta make THA BROTHAS look strong!

Another meaningless shitty smackdown. Nothing to see here.. nobody effected

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>>852912
we can only pray

>>852935
I'm not >>852929

Sorry m8

>>852932
> gentleman

Dumb-as-fuck

>>852941
>>852944
fuck I meant not same fag and the fact he's a playgound bully is painfully obvious... I typed that wrong

>>852937
> Cena whining that Alberto got lucky

WWE dickfaces are the fucking worst

>>852952
>calling someone dumb for a mistake
>watches a show for children

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KEK

>>852953
all good lad bud

>>852957
> fucking up grammar that even a child knows

Take it like a man.

>>852961
>telling someone to be "a man"
>watching man drama

>>852962
> being this anally destroyed over getting exposed

18+

>>852959
Fucking Samoan Mafia I swear

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>>852963
>thinking I'm actually mad
>thinking I can be embarrassed by a man drama fan

>>852598
Agree. So very underrated.

>>852677
But the biz needs more marks and less smarks.

>>852965
> implying you're not embarrassed

Yet you keep replying to defend yourself

get cucked fuccboiii

>>852963
>exposed
>grammar mistake

both of you go back to reddit

>>852968
> the biz needs more people shocked by WWE's awful narratives

"No"

what does Eva Maries farts sound like?

>>852975
Botching

>>852975
Are you retarded? Women don't fart idiot.

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is Lou Thesz quietly the greatest wrestler of all time

http://www.newsday.com/sports/pro-wrestling/50-pro-wrestling-black-and-white-pictures-you-can-t-miss-1.11270960

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>>852979

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>>852984
>Not using the superiro version

>>852986
Mind if I save this ?

>>852935
Lolwhat
Why would people samefag having a general conversation, and why have you got it on the brain?

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Im bored so I want to say some things

-I cant believe that people enjoy "promos"
-I miss AJ
-I miss conspiracy R-Truth
-I miss rich-smug Del Rio
-I miss The Nexus
-I miss the Awesome Truth
-I cant believe people find Nicky attractive just because fake boobs
-Attitude era was shit
-Attitude era wasn't wrestling
-Stone Cold is a shitty wrestler
-The Rock is a shitty wrestler
-Hulk Hogan is a shitty wrestler
-Zack Ryder is a shitty wrestler(and not funny)
-Vince and his family are boring as fuck
-Kingston should be world champ at least once
-R-Truth should be world champ at least once
-Barret should be world champ at least once
-Lynch is boring as fuck
-The Dudley Boys are boring as fuck
-Sandow should be world champ at least once
-JBL is shit as wrestler
-The Ascension is shit
-HHH is a shitty wrestler
-Undertaker wasn't so good
-Trish is shit
-Complaining about tripfags is equally stupid as being one

>>852986
Go ahead, my friend. It's all yours!

>>852991
I agree with more of this than I expected I would.

>>852993
fuck. meant for
>>852987

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>>852991
-promos can be great, we just don't get them anymore
-me too
-i wasn't around for it but I love R-Truth
-watched some ppv with Del Rio and that other guy, hated that he would come out in shitty british cars
-miz is based
-i think the nikki thing is more about her character and prescence, she's everything wrong about the divas division but has gotten a little better
-AE had it's moments but it's like listening to your favorite band get mainstream for a minute and you just kind of hate that everyone liked your dumb thing and they repeat the things that got them successful and cringe when they abuse the conceits, the main AE guys are GOAT
-HH wrote the playbook for modern wrestlers, you are wrong
-Vince is the GOAT heel
-yeah, freebird with new day, something new
-no
-if big gold were around yes
-divas have no chance with main roster creative
-nah, they showed they still have it a few raws ago
-no
-no
-no
-he's not great but he's better than rock/scsa in ring anyway
-i don't even know where to start with this
-overrated but she was charismatic as fuck and at least they were trying then
-no opinion

Apparently Big Show was not announcing he will be number 1 in the rumble, but that he's the first guy throwing his name into the hat. This only increases the chance he'll be in the final four, throwing smark darlings out:^)

>>852997
..sauce?

>>852997
alvarez addressed this, wwe sent him a notification that he will not be #1

>>852997
>implying based beeg won't win from the #1 position

>>852999
here
>>853000

It's been reported on numerous dirtsheets and WWE themselves haven't said anything about him being number 1, only that he's going to be in.

>>853002
yeah, it comes down to the script he was using

said he would be the first entrant for the royal rumble

does that me he will enter first @ #1? Be the first entrant into the match at #3? Or be the first person to put his lottery ball into the roller and will be "randomly" selected?

>>853001
he will do it dressed as baby new year i hope

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Thoughts on the current champs /wwe/?

>>853005
>baby new year
The epitome of how badly they fucked up that man's character. Imagine the giant of WCW or even early WWF doing that. Booked properly and used sparingly he could have been what Lesnar is now. A beast, THE guy to beat. It's sad. It really is.

>>853007
Eh
Based
Based
Shittest of shit-tier
Based

>>853007
>faggot
>jobber
>spic
>not sasha
>waning quickly

haven't watched raw live since seth went down

can't imagine what it's like now days, surprised ryback isn't a champ

>>853007
Shit
Mediocre
Mediocre
Shit
Based but declining quickly

>>853007
other than deanetty and charlotte, not bad.

>>853007
Shit, but at least it's someone new.
Fine
Fine
Sure why not
Became a little too self aware but still better than the rest of the division

>>853015
>he likes charlotte

why

>>853021
no my statement points out that i dont like deanetty or charlotte and like the rest of the champions.

>>853021

>You in charge of reading comprehension

>>853024
sorry im from india and im bad at reading english sometimes

>>853010
Big Show can no longer move the way he did years ago. There's really nothing left for him to do other than to work little Jimmy. Lesnar can still go. He probably can't do shooting star presses anymore, but he's able to make up for it in other ways.

>>852618
>not Big Evil
fag

>>852653
You know Playboy is done with nudes right

>>853029
Well yeah. In a perfect world Show would have had Lesnar's current role but not overstayed his welcome and left before age caught up with him. He was in pretty good shape even as recently as 2009, so that could have been the right time.

Though I have to imagine if he were only appearing a few times a year he'd be able to move a bit better than he can now, without a decade of wear and tear which is only made worse by how big he is.

>>852667
NEW

DAY

>>853033
not the website.

>>853028
POO IN LOO

>>852991
>-I cant believe that people enjoy "promos"
Why?
>-I miss AJ
Me too.
>-I miss conspiracy R-Truth
Eh, it got lame very fast.
>-I miss rich-smug Del Rio
Me too.
>-I miss The Nexus
Me too.
>-I miss the Awesome Truth
God no.
>-I cant believe people find Nicky attractive just because fake boobs
Eh.
>-Attitude era was shit
Having recently rewatched it, top fucking kek.
>-Attitude era wasn't wrestling
More than anything WWE since.
>-Stone Cold is a shitty wrestler
ayy
>-The Rock is a shitty wrestler
lmao
>-Hulk Hogan is a shitty wrestler
Well yeah.
>-Zack Ryder is a shitty wrestler(and not funny)
Yep.
>-Vince and his family are boring as fuck
Shane O'Mac 4 life.
>-Kingston should be world champ at least once
No.
>-R-Truth should be world champ at least once
Funniest shit I've ever read on /asp/
>-Barret should be world champ at least once
Should be a multiple time champion by now.
>-Lynch is boring as fuck
Eh.
>-The Dudley Boys are boring as fuck
Now. But not 20 years ago.
>-Sandow should be world champ at least once
Yes.
>-JBL is shit as wrestler
No.
>-The Ascension is shit
Yes.
>-HHH is a shitty wrestler
Kinda.
>-Undertaker wasn't so good
No.
>-Trish is shit
Fight me irl.
>-Complaining about tripfags is equally stupid as being one
Duh.

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>>852994
Wasnt expecting that
>>852996
-Maybe if "promos" dont waste one hour or more from the time
-Miz is awesome because he is not afraid of being a heel
-She just dont care
-HH just cash in all the work from other guys
-Vince is shitty tv trope
-We really need big gold again, I cant believe they pick wwe belt as "the belt" instead of big gold.
-The other six guys carry the match
-It just that the Taker is always protected by some kind of nostalgia googles
-trying what?
>>853007
-Reigns is great as a team player, not as a individual
-Belt is sinking Ambrose more than helping
-Another case of a star bigger than his belt, the whole league thing need to be reworked or is going to kill 'Berto and Rusev
-Charlotte is out of place in all that "revolution" shit, she should take the open challenge thing to shine with some forgotten divas.
-They dont need the belts, they need to go for bigger things

>>853055
>nostalgia goggles meme

seriously, the undertaker has had the same character for his entire career except for the biker taker thing and even then it was just him "real-aggression"-ified. He is a living legend who has survived through arguably 5 different eras. Put on a MOTN @ a PPV with Brock and wasn't carried. There's a reason they rounded up SCSa, Shawn, and HHH to just talk about his legacy on a week long panel segment. UT is the pinnacle of a WWE bred superstar. He doesn't wrestle often but when he does it's must-see-tv because he can get away with anything in his matches. Shawn Michaels, the greatest wrestler of all time, has many great matches, but if you look at his top in his career 2 are with with Taker.

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>>853060
> Shawn Michaels, the greatest wrestler of all time

>>853007
>meh
>meh
>okay
>meh
>good enough

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>>853068
found the /asp/ie

you have ten seconds to prove you are from the original /wwe/ universe

>if that eric bischoff on commentary?
>marking out tBh

>>853076
does everyone on /wwe/sp/ share the same fucking opinions? no discussion whatsoever? just posting divas pics and shitposting?

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>>853076
lel nigger pls

>>853080
None of us share the same opinions, other than the fact that HarpGOAT and Rusev are based
Oh and that Bret Hart is the GOAT

>>853086
bretcuck pls go

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>>853090
Make me cunt

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>>853091
Serious question, has Bret Hart ever laughed in his entire life?

>>853099
Never. He takes himself way too seriously

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Is this the epitome of a man?

How do we get Kevin "Obese" Owens to lose weight?

>>853105

Fat shaming

>>853105
Fire him

>>853113
lose weight

>>853113
Have sex

>>853113
18+

>>853125
IT'S SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT, DAMMIT

Daily reminder that WWE refers to us as the 'internet sports entertainment community' unironically.

>>853105
DDP Yoga to get him back to looking like he did when he destroyed sami and went over BMJ

>>853128
I came to watch Vince cum live on stage dammit! I'll be damned sure I'll see that.

Was CM Punk's pipebomb revolutionary because it so accurately depicted WWE in 2011 or is it revolutionary because it depicted the current state of WWE?

>>853149
Both

>>853149
It's amazing how the Pipebomb only rings truer over time as WWE gets worse and worse

I'm genuinely worried about how atrocious the next Royal Rumble will be

>>853168
Me too. Are you ready for Roman vs Haitch/Rock/Cena/Brock again?

although i doubt Cena will win since hws fon a get his US title back. I have no hopes of anyone interesting winning this rumble.

The last 3 years have been so fucking predictable.

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>>853172
> pro wrestling isnt a sport

>>853172
There's not a single fan left that tries to justify it as a sport.

>>853172
I'll stop after you stop being a retard

>>853170
I can't see HHH vs. Reigns being wasted on the Royal Rumble but I have no idea what the world title match would be if that's the case

I can't believe mook gave a board to a general with less than 100 posters.

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>>853177
> wrestling is fake

> fedora memes past the age of 4
Fedora memes are what, 5 years old? So you are 9 then senfam?

>>853177
>chats shit about old memes
>unironically says fail hard
Wew lad, last reply for you kiddo.

>>853180
> implying /sp/

If I wanted comeback I'd ask you to douche

>>853191
>>853191
>>853191