Cool Club Edition
First for vince
>>848917
First for BMJ is love
First for John Cena being back.
Since when is McMahon back?
How fucking bad are the ratings?
BALEE..
>Push Sasha
Do we have any WWEaboos ITT?
2nd for broken titantron
>>848935
Since two weeks ago.
What would happen if someone in the crowd steals the belt off roman?
>>848935
Since 2 weeks ago cock monger. Oh and Reigns is champ.
>>848940
Right here senpai.
/mu/ here
EVOOOOLUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
IS A MYSTERY
>>848951
Oh. Ok. Well WWE has the opening segment to wow me or I'll go back to not giving a shit again
God steph was so fucking banging last week
>Tom Phillips not fighting back
what a crock
Tom is a cuck.
>>848957
No one gives a shit about you, shut the fuck up and fuck off
RIP TOM
The state of tom phillips.
>>848965
You seem to care. Too much tbqh.
Stream?
>Roman getting cheered in New York
IWC smarks absolutely SEETHING!
I can't hear what they're chanting
Isn't this supposed to be Brooklyn
>roman over as fuck in new york
BTFO
T
F
O
>Vincent K McMahon
>What chants
>2015
WHAT
>vince
>BMJ
>hopefully Sasha
Might be a good ep tonight bros
>IM A FREAKING BILLIONAIRE!!
Vince
Kinda refreshing when you don't pay attention to wrestling for over a week
>>848989
B U T T H U R T
>>848949
Then this place would blow up and smarks would rejoice. Roman would kill himself and from his corpse would rise the return of funaki. Truely it would be the most pleasant of times
>>848976
ROMAN EMPIRE GROWS STRONG!
>I'm a freaking billionaire
Not if ratings keep going the way they are....
>its not the chant thats over
BRYANS OVER NOT THE CHANT
>
>
>
>I'm the one getting rich
>IM A FRIGGIN BILLIONAIRE
V I N C E
I
N
C
E
SHUT UP!!
>Dave Meltzer is reporting that people backstage have been reporting that Donald Trump has been reported to been in the building for a reported return
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DANIEL BRYAN
Missed the first 10 mins.
What's happened so far? Anything good? Anything been announced?
>DANIEL BRYAN
>CM PUNK
>Daniel Bryan Chants
>CM Punk chants
Now it sounds more like Brooklyn.
>CM Punk chants
>the state of Roman on the mic
>Daniel Bryan chants
TOP KEK
what is happening KEK
CM PUNK
CM PUNK
CM PUNK
>>848982
>Daniel Bryan and CM punk chants
Yeah they sure are going crazy for Ramen
CM PUNK
VINCE ABSOLUTELY BLOWN OUT
>>849010
lol true dat but hes still over. they did it. they pulled it off.
>>849007
I guess The Rock wasn't over just all his catchphrases
DANIEL BRYAN
DANIEL BRYAN
DANIEL BRYAN
DANIEL BRYAN
DANIEL BRYAN
It only took them 10 minutes to start the CM Punk chants
>CM Punk
>>848976
>Daniel Bryan and CM Punk chants
wow, Roman sure is over
CM PUNK CM PUNK
>>848917
50th for BMJ
dat racism
ALERT TUMBLR
>DANIEL BRYAN
>CM PUNK
thaat's better
>bone through the nose
dats racist
RACISM
That was pretty racist Vince.
Samoans BTFO
The fuck was that?
KEK WHAT IS HAPPENING
>MY NECK DAMN IT ACHOOOO!!!
>Promo so bad they start chanting for Phil Brooks.
kek the fuck is going on here
>FANS THROWING SHIT IN THE RING
Holy shit my sides
SHENANIGANS
WHAT THE FUCK
>it's an arrest angle
>muh neck
where are my pokepals at?
Did Roman just fingerpoke of doom Vince?
what the hell is this?
>>848976
>Daniel Bryan chants during Reigns promo
>CM Punk chants during Reigns promo
IWC marks absolutely SEETHING!
What the fuck is this shit
>Arrest angle
>2015
Please kill me.
my neck my back my pussy and my crack
send that nigga to jail
Who writes this ffs
>super man punch him the other week
>nothing
>shitty shove
>ARREST HIM OFF WITH HIS HEAD
MUH NECK
>this entire segment
I think this is the worst acted thing I've ever seen in my time watching WWE.
R E M O V E
S A M O A
>muh neck hurt
this is the wwe I miss
>it's a "lets redeem the image of the NYPD" episode
>This promo
>muh neck
>arrest him
>>849087
Vince thought they were playing soccer
>THAT TIT JIGGLE
This went downhill pretty quick
SAMOAN SAVAGES
>>849086
here
>steph storylines
>This storyline
holy shit i wish the crowd would shit on them more
STEPH GOING TO JAIL
2 TIMES IN 1 YEAR
>It's a lets arrest someone who isn't Stone Cold angle
>Crooklyn cheering the police
>Vince's face when Steph said 'geriatric'
Seriously, what the fuck is this?
Police brutaliy story line? Squash #BlackLivesMatter?
Yes please
>Arrest angle
>MUH NECK!
>When last week, he punched him in the face
>Police actually refusing to arrest for once
How bout dem ratings?
>just turned it on
wut
do your job you cops
>>849116
>>849116
what the fucking fuck is this shit
LMAO
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
this is the worst fucking shit ever holy shit
he literally owns every single person in that ring, the fuck
B L U E L I V E S M A T T E R
Vince came on TV for this?
DONT THREATEN MUH DAUGHTER DAMMIT
Absolute state of Reigns talking
Absolute state of this opening segment
Absolute state of this stooge actor
Absolute state of Steph
Vince is based tho
>3 'police officers' need to restrain a 70 year old man
yeah, sure whatevs
Vince is going to jail!
waste of Vince fucking pathetic writers
WTF THIS IS DOG SHIT
IM LITERALLY EATING VINCES DOG SHIT RIGHT NOW
>hire local security for your show
>they interrupt your show and threaten to arrest you
>when you object, they take you to jail
wow America
McMahon lives matter
Why is Roman always untouchable? A heel never beats him in a feud or even an episode
>roman leaning in with the mic
holy fuck my sides
HAHAHA BASED ROMAN
>cena comes back
>he's working for Vince
would mark desu
GET IM OUTTA HEEEEYAAAAAAAAAH
>Miranda rights does not apply to rich people
Who writes this shit?
This segment was a disaster but so damn hilarious.
They actually thought this was a good idea.
They actually thought this was a good opening.
They actually thought this would work.
>>849179
but all that trt and hgh
why am i watching this lmao
what is the point of this
>these shitty fake cops
What the fuck is happening.
So is vince just trying to get himself over now?
#McMahonLivesMatter
This is the most cringe-worthy opening
wtf
>Not cuffing behind the back
>Not reading the full Miranda
THIS IS SINGLE HANDEDLY THE WORST RAW INTRO THIS YEAR.
Lmao who writes this shit?
>>849204
he meant the part about "if you cannot afford an attorney one will be provided for you"
10 minutes in and I don't know whether to keep watching or to just walk away and do something constructive with my life
who OKd this
WHAT CRIME DID HE BREAK?
Vince and steph are gunna be shot 12 times
>>849223
no, he is only ever trying to get Ramen Rain over
>Mfw this segment
vince with the trump hair TRUMP CONFIRMED
>another 20 minute authority opening
whos ready for wrestle kingdom?
Somewhere in America right now Donald Trump is is triggered as fuck.
well this is shit
I AM SO CONFUSED
#seniorlivesmatter
what the fuck is this, lads?
>yfw a bag of skittles fall out of Vince's pocket
>>849238
Vince and Steph, duh.
>>849237
I'm leaving. I advise you do the same.
>NYPD not reading someone their rights
>making a wrongful arrest
shocking
>>849241
What did that segment do for roman?
>>849238
Vince, who just got arrested for okay-ing this travesty.
>The state of this company
They are competing with the biggest MNF of the year and this is how they start the show?
Wyatts takeover when
>roman standing tall fades to commercial
bravo creative
That segment was like watching a High School play put on by mildly retarded teens.
Nice way to open the show, with a big steaming pile of shit in the ring.
>>849237
i'm walking away desu
thank god for LU coming back soon
>this opening
>not opening with based BMJ v ADR match imploding leading to some League of Nations v Roman and friends with BMJ main event
>mfw
>>849269
THE WYATTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WWE CAMPUS
>>849183
YOU THINK THE WRITER ARE BEHIND THIS?
nah bruh, this is all vince
This the funniest and cringiest intro this year
why do I watch this shit anymore?
>Show starts off with Vince
Oh cool
>Roman starts talking
Things start going downhill and this triggers even CM Punk chants from the people who were cheering him just a few minutes ago
>Muh neck
Things start going worse
>Stephanie comes out
Things go from worse to as bad as they could possibly me.
>>849271
At least it can't get any worse, right?
RIGHT?
>actually get off work early
>excited to be home for the start of RAW for once
>this is what I get
next week I'm asking to work overtime
>>849268
and you just know they are gonna replay it a dozen times
>>849278
That'll be the "Main Event that The Authority OK'd just moments ago!"
>>849297
WIZARD
>>849244
>Ever being ready for OUTLAW WRESTLING
Just waiting for Lucha Underground to come back.
>>849302
Steph looks like a british boy here
>officer brutality
>officer brutality
kek
>Officer Brutality!
The way Vince grabbed that "cop" looked like something I'd see in a middle school play.
HE DINDU NUFFIN
>police brutality angle
heh
I'm legitimately impressed the cops didn't all start shooting Vince
then again, he's not black
>>848940
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
#BLM
>officer brutality
social commentary?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
HE WAS A GOOD DAD HE DINDU NUFFIN
DAAAAAAAAAD
>Steph will never scream "DAAAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY" at you
Why continue existing?
Stephs tearing her throat apart for this, damn.
>>849328
>Billionaire Lives Matter
>>849329
we're hip!
where is the shovel man?
>he carries his slammy with him
>Owens jobber entranced
BTFO
>KO reduced to feuding with Neville
>Kevin "I got jobber entranced cause that's what I am, a big fat jobber" Owens
God what's the ring announcer's name again
Haven't heard him in a while
Kevin Ovens less go
>Lemmy Kilmister died at age 70
I guess Trips will need to find a new band for his titantrons now.
lolwut
>>849353
Probably crying while holding the framed photo of Lemmy he carries with him
Im sure niggers just loved that opening segment
WHAT THE FUCK
>OWENS
>>849368
fucccckkkk
god is dead
>KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS
>That match
I'll be in my angry dome.
wtf is going on with this show?
are the writers on LSD?
>The state of Kevin Ovens
JOB OWENS JOB
KEVIN
E
V
I
N
OWENS
W
E
N
S
BTFO
T
F
O
Neville confirmed for 1-2-3 Kid
I was just given a match against John cena at WrestleMania, they told me I could design my own entrance so I asked the muses to show up and sing a song as I go to the ring to battle Cena, wish me luck guys
>Neville isn't a jobber anymore
>But him and Owens are going to be stuck in a midcard feud for months
> 10 second KO jobber match
yep
i'm done
i'm out
see you next year
to think i was kinda of interested this week
So far this has been the best RAW of the year
>>849390
at least it wasn't a small package
Owens' new gimmick: Unable to kick out of every rollup pins
okay fuck it im done
>it's a neville winning a 30 second match so he can get beat down by owens match
>>849368
>It's true.
GOD DAMN IT!
>FAT OWENS FAT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>849409
Me on the bottom right
>>849418
>that mistake I made
theyre really pullin out all the stops for roman, 2nd raw in 3 weeks with vince
i was hoping cena would finally come back and fued with roman, play off the he was disrepecting the belt angle or something to justify him siding with vince and set up a cena v reigns fued they can ride to wrasslefest
he could pull a heel turn without really going heel
What the fuck is this Raw?
gee i'm so glad these guys are on RAW instead of NXT
>Getting the bullshit out of the way fast
Based, lets get an hour long segment for the return of the GOAT
>>849409
>>849287
its a habit
>>849416
In Kayfabe, His fat gut is what the wrestler is using against him. He can't kick out of the collective weight of it and the wrestler.
>Mfw Kevin Owens is nothing more than a mid-card jobber now
>Mfw NXT "prospects" never amount to anything on the main show
>>849392
No
Because then the writers would actually come up with something creative.
>>849436
Large Bout Joe
>>849417
bye
>>849409
Is this hentai and if so where can i watch it?
>>849287
>Dem spats and exposed lower back
>>849409
SLUT
>>849449
who cares he's entertaining.
At least there will be a new PWG dvd and LU is coming back soon
>>849456
BBC
Big Bout Cena
>>849459
Literally perfect would never be in something gross like that
>>849449
>yfw slammy award winning neville came from next too
>>849449
NXT prospects are all made of glass and constantly get injured
>>849442
needs to be broken
DAT FUCKING CLOTHESLINE
>>849477
inthetrash.jpg
turn KO into a monster heel fuck ya
>still going with this
This is LOLTNA tier now
>>849471
FAT OWENS FAT
>Neville vs Owens feud
Meh
BASED TITTY MASTER
>someone's black mom getting wet for Ambrose
naice
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Ambrose is literally Reddit: the meme wrestler. I can't wait til he's released.
God why does Ambrose do that ring rebound thing. It looks so shitty and he can never do it right.
>mfw this thread
>yfw he gets a 2nd segment with IC champ
>mfw
>>849494
or have ambrose beat him up
ayy
I don't know how to feel about this segment
>>849510
Best part of raw so far desu
>>849494
>Monster heel
>Loses in 15 seconds
Nah
>>849493
Jack Evans roasting Brian Cage for 5 minutes was more entertaining than whatever the hell that opening statement was
>cops come out and arrest Vince after he called them out to the ring and was rude to them
>cops completely apathetic to Owens beating the shit out of Neville when their match is over
lel
>>849488
thats tough to do
>>849510
>that one black chick with the huge tits at TLC
How many fucking cop angles have the E done in the past 20 years?
>>849529
>>849517
THANK YOU, god i hate that fucking shit so much
BIG MATCH JOHN IN THE KITCHEN
>That Dean meme rebound
Why is he allowed to be so terrible by smarks?
BIG MATCH JOHN
Just tuned in. What did I miss?
>big match jhon will never cook a healthy supper for you
>>849529
it's best not think about cop angles when it comes to wwe...
>you'll never cook with BMJ
why live
>>849531
it must be done, maybe we can do it together.
Uh oh, he fucked up. He revealed it as the Main Event tonight.
>>849550
vince getting arrested and kevin owens losing a 10 second match then beating the shit out of neville
>>849550
Police brutality
How much do you think that opening segment killed the viewership? Biggest drop will be in the first hour for once I think.
if you told me 4 years ago that id be hype for a cena return i'd probably super kick your shit
>>849541
Right? It's like a 619 that is somehow even shittier.
>>849550
police brutality and Owens declared that he would break Neville's neck
>>849566
How did Neville win in 10 seconds?
>>849550
A very hilarious/cringey segment depending on how you look at it.
>>849570
Can you even lift your leg that high fattie?
>>849541
i really have no idea why hes popular
hes terrible in the ring
his gimmick is terrible
hes terrible on the mic
but hes IC champ cuz why... hes "friends" with roman?
>>849578
roll up
>>849567
the debut of a new superstar: Officer Brutality
it's amazing how boring del rio is in wwe
>>849570
kek this
>>849570
>Punk was Champ 4 years ago
time flies
>Cena is main event
cool so I dont have to watch for 2 hours
>>849585
How else do you think I hail cabs?
>>849592
He hasn't been remotely entertaining since his feud with Beeg
A lot of odds for cena to overcome in trying to beat the the u.s. champ
>>849589
Neville literally offered Fat Owens a fruit roll up to let him win and fatso accepted
>40 minutes in
>20 seconds of wrestling
>>849533
It was really successful when they did it with Stone Cold in 1998
>yfw they are still recycling Russo's ideas all these years later
I wish i could get hype but i'm 100% sure it's gonna be the rock vs triple H :/
Becky <3
So beautiful
Being Becky Lynch is suffering
>Becky lynch speaking
MY EARS
>Becky Lynch is going to be the best thing about a RAW in 2015
>>849607
Don't go away pham, we've got divas!
>that accent
>Neckys wearing her shitty femanist attire again
I'm going to chalk this turd down to it being the last raw of the year which is aways throwaway and half arsed. It'll be better in January, r-right?
>>849622
\:
>>849622
I wonder how Trips will fuck up his intro this year.
jojo is so tiny holy shit
>jojo
Is Rocky supposed to show up tonight?
>>849562
Great promo
>>849607
>Dave Meltzer reporting that Jim Cornette has shot another television over this Russo level booking.
What did Becky do to her face, holy shit. Wipe the shit off your fucking face
Those Charlotte have the worst theme in the divas division
>>849635
at least it's sasha
>WHATS UP NEW YORK!!!!
>WHATS UP BROOKLYN!!!!
why
>It's a Becky Lynch is saying words segment
>I HOID NO MOHHNEEE
>>849650
NIPPLE FUCK
>>849575
I swear to god i want to go on a killing spree everytime i see him do that fucking corner bulldog bullshit
I want to break JoJo into four pieces with my dick
[LOCAL SPORTS TEAM]
seriously what's the point of the big bitch on team bad
seriously
she doesn't do a single thing except collect a paycheck
>>849656
>Guys we're the female new day!! Srsly!!!
I NEED TO SEE NAOMI'S ASS IN LEGGINGS
>mfw Naomi's 100% correct
>pats
>My local sports team is better than your local sports team
EVERY FUCKING WEEK
YOU LIKE SPORTS TEAM?
I LIKE OTHER SPORTS TEAM
>>849667
SUCKS
Can we please... god damn it. I hate this shit sometimes.
>Sasha "casual taste" Banks
>Sasha "I watch dubs over subs" Banks
>Sasha "I just discovered attack on Titan" Banks
>Sasha "did you know Light dies at the end of Death Note" Banks
>Sasha "Goku can totally beat Saitama" Banks
>Sasha "I'm a sailor moon fan... wait, Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus are lesbians" Banks
FUCKING PHONY HOPE BECKY KICKS YOUR FAKE ASS WHORE
>that sign
>bawstin fags think theyre anywhere near the level of NY
fuck outta here
>haha the [LOCAL SPORTS TEAM] really sucked last time huh
>It's Charlotte's friend, Becky!
>>849676
She's like the Rock's niece or some shit. They can't fire samoans.
>tfw think Sami Zayn's coming out every time Becky Lynch's music hits
>Naomis tits
jesus christ have mercy
>Your sports team sucks lol
>>849653
all right
>Steampunk Becky
I don't care if she has roast beefy weefs down there, she's still a semen demon.
IWGP Heavyweight Championship
Okada (c) vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi
IWGP Intercontinental Championship
Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. AJ Styles
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship
Kenny Omega (c) vs. KUSHIDA
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship
reDRagon (c) vs. Matt Sydal & Ricochet vs. Roppongi Vice vs. Young Bucks
ROH World Championship
Jay Lethal (c) vs. Michael Elgin
IWGP Tag Team Championship
Bullet Club (Karl Anderson & Doc Gallows) (c) vs. GBH (Togi Makabe & Tomoaki Honma)
NEVER Openweight Championship
Tomohiro Ishii (c) vs. Katsuyori Shibata
Vacant Never Openweight Six-Man Tag Titles
Bullet Club (Bad Luck Fale, Tama Tonga & Takahashi) vs. Toru Yano & Briscoes
Hirooki Goto vs. Tetsuyta Naito
How will WWE even compete?
>>849700
>it's Roman's friend, Dean!
>>849655
Russo level booking was the Attitude Era. What we have now couldn't be further from that you retarded monkey
Why is Vince so hard for Samoans?
>>849689
This.
Fuck her, shes a fake gaymur gurl piece of trash.
>>849701
she's actually Jimmy "Supermurder" Snuka's daughter but same thing kek
>>849698
I could have sworn they were in boston a few shows ago
>>849650
whos this semon demon
>>849724
>outraw wresringu
>>849712
>he doesn't like outties
What the fuck is with these commercial breaks?
>vince getting arrested gets 20 minutes uninterrupted
>five minutes of kevin owens and Neville before the next commercial
>another commercial barely 10 minutes later
>>849730
If snuka murderd his gf how is Tamina alive? checkmate racists
>stealing Edge's intro moves
>>849689
>Sasha "Goku can totally beat Saitama" Banks
The rest don't bother me as much as that one statement and I feel really bad that's how it is.
Also, why the steampunk stuff? Seems like if they really wanted to do that, they could give her a better attire to pair with it than just an overcoat and goggles.
>>849676
Her dad killed a guy so they're scared of what she might do if they let her go.
>>849707
whats her steam ID?
>>849724
Thats the card? Holy shit this show is going to be incredible
>>849738
TLC
>>849724
>Gook wrestling and a company that has no business existing past 2008 aside from Kevin and Zayn
>According to Wrestling Observer Newsletter's Dave Meltzer, Kurt Angle is reported to be backstage at Monday night's RAW at the Barclay Center in Brooklyn.
HOLY SHIT
IT'S HAPPENING LADS
>>849755
/id/TaterFlaps
>>849724
>レスリングを禁止
>KO vs Neville
>Becky vs Sasha
am I watching NXT?
>>849653
lets kiss
>>849772
Half the roster is in another city at a live event
Becky's going to back to being a jobber isn't she? Can't win without Charlie
>>849772
Then welcome to their worst episode.
Wish they wouldn't try so hard to make Team BAD into the female New Day. It's just not working at all.
>>849758
my assumptions were correct then
Sasha always leaves a sour taste in my eyes
>it's a Renee Young gets gangbanged at a jail episode
>Reddit trying to get full sail chants going and failing
NXMEME
Ryback 14 time wwe champ
Kevin Owens losing to a jeff jarrett rollup in GFW
>>849788
what the fuck is wrong with you?
>They're playing the numbers game
>>849775
>crowd booing a becky vs. sasha match
Smarks/IWC just getting BTFO tonight. When will you faggots learn that you don't speak for the vast majority of wrestling fans?
>>849943
>smarks
>like wimminz rasslin
pick one
>>849987
someone doesn't watch NXT
Lol is that fake press?
>>849999
sure dont
if i wanted to watch minor league wwe id watch smackdown
>>850049
Oh get bent.
Smackdown is a glorified house show.