/asp/ RAW Thread

Britfriend here, will it be worth staying up for?

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Who /a/ here?

>>848860
doubt it.

>>848859
Damn, you beat me to it friend.
>>848862

I'm gonna stick around for this Raw since I don't have work in the morning.

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I'll just move this bad boy over here, gotta remind people that Sexy Samoan, CZW Guy and Mexisellout are still the champs.

>>848859
Today should be interesting. I guess i'm already used to American entertainment not being good and sucking.

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>>848861

>>848871
>>848879
all good man

>>848888
Oh no! I'm new with computers. How do I undo this?

>>848871
What is your job Steve?

>>848890
Administration.

>>848888
W-what?

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>you will never watch daniel bryan take a big fat hornswoggle sized vegan shit into brie's mouth

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>>848894
What do you administrate?

This Is the first raw I've watched since the last wrestlemania. What am I in for?

>>848897
What a gimmick.

Raw will be boring tonight. Nobody cares about John Cena.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

thank you jhon

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>>848861

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>>848861

>tfw cba going downstairs to watch on tv

Chimmel is back? Since when?

>>848912
This RAW needs more Hogan.


# Bring back Hulk Hogan

Wait......are they actually trying to push Reigns as the next Austin now? I haven't watched this shit for awhile

>>848918
Reminds me of the dickgirl randy orton i saw on /d/

>Pat Patterson announcing

kek

>>848907
Private and confidential stuff.

I wonder who Steph is going to slap a concussion into this week...

>>848912
Roman Reigns is bad on the mic and can't wrestle.


# Bring back Hulk Hogan

BASED ROMAN

>Barca flag out of nowhere

As if Lemmy is dead.

Fuck everything.

>>848933
I'm going to pretend that means you're a spy.

>Reigns walks through the crowd with the WWEWHC

Somebody WILL nab that out of his hands one day.
I assume they will get many, many opportunities to over the next few years.

>>848938
#bringbackhulkhogan

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>PUSH SASHA sign

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I miss Sheamus as champ

>>848861
Everyone, baka

>getting beaten to the ground by a woman

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ZACK RYDER TO BE ON RAW TONIGHT

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>>848861
#BringBackHog/a/n

>steph is awesome highlight recap
every week

>>848948
>Somebody WILL nab that out of his hands one day.
its not they literally have a security guard near him or anything oh wait...

SOMEONES GETTING FIRED

so . the /wooo/ stream dont work ?

>>848963
Woo woo woo is this true?

>>848959
Have you not seen her physique?

>>848946
>Lemmy is dead

Fuck.
Well, 70, battling cancer and still drinking, doing speed and coke all day, I guess he lasted longer than the more than average party guy

>>848924
First time watching a raw in probably a year.
Same question, his wiki still says he is on hiatus

>>848953
LEL BTFO
released any second now like colt cabana.

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BOW DOWN TO THE

brother in law

kek

someone post the streamup link taimas dead

>Super Meme punch

>>848971
Unless that security guard has super-human reaction times it's entirely possible and plausible someone could quickly snatch it out of his hands whilst both he and the security guard are standing right there.

>I own the island nation of Samoa

>>848987
Alt isn't

>acting like vince never beat the piss out of steph

>We own the belt
Mind if I borrow it family?

>>848995
Considering the amount of Samoan's he's pushed over the years he probably proxy-owns a lot of land or something

Thank christ for the hot crowd

Daniel Bryan?

>Vince still salty about d-bry

>Daniel Bryan
>CM Punk

Fuckin' smark crowds

OH BOY

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>Daniel Bryan chants
>SHUTUP
>Louder Daniel Bryan chants

HAHA YES THE GOAT IS STRONG

>the state of roman

>>849015


ty based brooklyn. my hometown is making me proud

these chants ahahahaha

This promo SUCKS

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>>848984
> It's all about the game and how you can take it
> It's all about the game and how you can play it
> It's all about the game, you know you can't take it
> It's all about the game and how you can play

>>848958

Hopefully it isnt a long reign

>you will live to see Trump/MacMahon 2016

feels good man

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>CM PUNK
>CM PUNK
>CM PUNK
>CM PUNK
>CM PUNK
>CM PUNK

Every time roman speaks I like him less

And I was someone who didn't get why he was hated for months

>vince back to racism
lel

CM PUNK chants?
Racist Somoan undertones?

Holy god.

>CM Punk chants

Over as fuck.

cutting deep Vinny

MY NECK
MY BACK

BUH GAWD HES BROKEN IN HALF

>PUNK AND D BRY CHANTS

BASED BROOKLYN

>R-ROMANS OVER GUYS!

GET FUCKED YOU FAGGOTS WHO PRETEND TO ENJOY DIGESTING VINCES POOPY

I don't know why, but this reminds me that John Cena vs Vinnie back in 2006.

RACISM OOOOOHHHH MY GOD

SAMOANS BTFO

>>849030
>one city
lel yes so strong

>beating up an old man
Roman is a thug

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>>848978
https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler/status/681622800973623297

Yikes

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>"CM PUNK! CM PUNK!"

inb4 YOU FIRED

>Racism

Oh joy.

What the fuck is this garbage?

My NECK?

Muh neck!

This is the best the writers can come up with?

SOMEONE POST LINK TO THE STREAM, NOT THE DEAD TAIMA SITE BUT THE STREAM DIRECTLY

inb4 roman assaults the police

jesus christ bone through the nose are you fucking kidding me?

THE FINGERPOKE OF DOOM 2015

C O P S
O
P
S

L A W Y E R S
A
W
Y
E
R
S

Stone Cold fude 2.0....

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>70 years old

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>You're a few steps away from having a bone through your nose

This is some the gayest shit I've seen

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>>848912

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This is like watching a football injury...

Also, are they REALLY doing this? Blaming Reigns for false injury whilst Tom Phillips can't stand up from the fetal position?

>>849091
>inb4 superman

>racism
>chyna style MUH NECK
>steph doing owen voice
wooow this is going well

Please stop.

>MY NECK DAMMIT

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>the only worse than reigns wrestling his reigns on the mic

>Roman over with the po-po.

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>"I like Roman Reigns"

lmao is wwe trying to turn the police face?

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I'm starting to remember why I only watch NXT.

Hey guys what do you think about Stone Cold Roman Reings

just tuned in wtf is this cringe shit

>>849135
Police is the new face of WWE

Lol what is going on

You guys think youre badasses?

>>849088
I only know this one
http://www.stream2watch(dot)co/sports/wrestling/wwe-monday-night-raw-live-stream-december-29

>arrested for yelling at a police officer
wut

>>849015
>>849017
>>849030
>>849039

You people prove the point every day. These people just want to chant and stick it to Vince. Daniel boring was never over, that faggy chant is over.

What is going on? What the fuck is that?

Vince needs to lay these pigs out..

I've had enough already
>>849139
>the same company makes that logical show and this insane trash

we already hae cmpunk and dan.bryan chants we need NXT Chants.
inb4 Lucha Underground chants

WE WANT RUSSO

>>849139

dat file name

WHY

>>849144
YES! YES! YES!

>>849144
Fug m8

POLICE FACE TURN CONFIRMED!!

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING

I want to shoot myself already!

HE'S GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK ML

Wtf is going on i turned on raw and vince is getting arrested

>>849144
How is your neck vinny

POLICE BRUTALITY
I DO NOT CONSENT

>>849151
>AMERICA

>>849151
its nyc, look at a cop wrong and they will cuff you

>>849144
see ya in the slammer

Holy shit is this embarrassingly bad.

>>849144
Bring Back Bryan you fuggin' old bastard.

>racism from the beloved mr. mcmahon
>cops are faces in nyc on the day of the no indictment of tamir rice

great job wwe, very on point with this garbage

>fake cops promo #16548846-B
Bravo Vince!

I haven't watched Raw in months, is it always this terrible?

>Vince using the US Justice system to get Reigns over
bur

is he being detained?

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GET READY GUYS WE ARE HAVING A RUSSO TIER WRITING RAW

The best part of this shit will be the Vince faces we'll get.

Why are the mcmahons being shafted? Are they faces?

never mind tuning out the second hour.

ABORT RAW NOW!!

muh dad

>>849178
are we WCW tier now?

Just turned on the tv someone tell me wtf is going on here?

Actor cop doesnt want to read Vince his rights.

This is bullshit. There is no way those police officers wouldn't have shot a half black guy wearing a flak jacket in the head by now.

>>849152
sooo, what the fuck actually happened just now?

>>849187

It's usually terrible, but not to this extent.

>The cop adlibbing
>throwing in that little punchline


UNPROFESSIONAL AS FUCK. VONCE WILL BE OUT IN A DAY

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>Didn't fully Mirandize him

Welp

Why isn't the league of nations coming out right now and BTFO of the police?

>>849187
Nah, usually gets worse.

>>849073
>>849152
BTFO
DANIEL BRYAN

>>849201
Even worse. WCW circa 2000.

>>849152
I want Kevin Castle to go.

>Handcuffs in the front
>Guy can't even say the miranda rights

>>849187
Yes

>>848859
How do i get the stream to work lads? On my phone and all that comes up is the defualt taima page with no stream or chat?

>Vince takes 4 cops to escort him from the ring
Looking strong as fuck desu

>>849156
One is made by a guy who (egotistically charged) loves this business. The other is made by some 70 year old who hates wrestling and loves amateur drama theatre.

VINCE DINDU NUFFIN, HE'S A GOOD BOY

Does this mean Shane O Mac Returning tonight!!!!!!

"Ratings are low, we need a way to make everyone excited about the WWE again. What can we do to do that?"

"......40 minute opening segment where we pretend someone gets arrested?"

"...Perfect."

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>Dindu nuffin

>>849168

poke pals are in the other thread

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> Reigns giggling his ass off
See, even he can't hold it in how bad this is.

at least cena returns tonight

Now i truly believe they are having restrained Dan. Bryan from competing, he would shit on reigns in every way and steal his spotlight

is that movie at least watchable?

>>849190
HANDCUFFS ON A POLE

>>849235
>What kinda opening segment you want f am?

>>849211
>>849217
>>849226
When I saw it last it was crap but at least shit things happened. This was just,
>arrest him
>no
>arrest him
>i will arrest you
>no
Ad break.

Has WCW been revived ?

>>849152
>bringing up d-bry when he was never part of the subject of discussion

way to project.

>>849235

Then we'll follow it up with Cena taking the US belt back. They'll love it!

>>849250
This.

>>849215
LoN are jobbers, even the police would go over.

>>849222
miranda rights aren't a real thing they have to do

I can't be the only person that thought that was one of the worst segments of 2015 right?

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>>849215
>league of nations not beating the shot out of the cops claiming they have diplomatic immunity


THE WRITERS ONLY HAD ONE JOB

>>849259
Just fuck my ratings up.

Whelp. Back to Fallout.

>>849221

KEVIN "I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO TALK ABOUT WRESTLING ON MY OWN WRESTLING PODCAST" CASTLE

>Christmas episode
>Smarkbusters aren't going to watch/review it

I hope you guys are boycotting Raw tonight.

>turn on to see Vince
>get this Russo-WCW tier segment

Well, back to videogames

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>"I own you"
>"A Neanderthal"
>"You're just one generation away from a bone through your nose"

I was a year off, but IT'S HAPPENING

>>848984

>>>/mu/61318317

http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/12/r-i-p-lemmy-kilmister-motorhead-frontman-dead-at-70/

Well I'm going to go listen to some Motorhead now, this show fucking sucks as it is.

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The Rise and Fall of WWE.

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>tfw you forgot RAW was tonight

EVERY FUCKING WEEK

Were they trying to recreate the Austin segement where Vince got arrested?
>>849249
If reigns could just stay looking serious I'd like him a load more

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>>849208

topkek post of the day

>>849264
More like: Then we'll follow it up with Cena winning the RR and facing Reigns in WM32 for the WWE WHC. They'll love it!

This is some Russo tier shit right here.

>>849274
Way to close 2015 fám.

>>849208
Do people seriously still forget that white people get attacked by people too, and liberals don't give a shit if it isn't a black victim even if they're a fucking criminal who tried to attack the officer?

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>>849286

>>849254

its awful and not even in a funny bad way

>>849262
>Has WCW been revived ?
WCW usually opened with a good match

>a shocking moment
fuck off cole

>>849208
Underrated.

>>849254
Watchable? I guess it is. It is super basic and super barebones. Dean does a pretty shit job with this monotone delivery. Plot is generic action plot. But I saw it on a super long flight and watched the whole thing

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yfw jimmy jacobs wrote this shit.

>announcers not explaining what the fuck is happening

What the fuck is happening?

>>849305
yea man but this is neither the time or the place. ITS ALBERTO DEL RIO DEAD HEAT TIME senpai.

I fucking hate these constant recaps. It really punishes those who tune in on time and pay attention to the show.

Does WWE thing we're all just goldfish swimming around saying, "What did I miss? Where's John Cena?"

>>849296
Mate, no one can keep a serious face through this.

As we approach 25 minutes, we've had one segment of Vince being fake arrested.

EAT
OWENS
EAT

> 23 minutes of shit.
> Kevin Owens has no entrance.

I don't even ..

HA-HA MAGGLE, THEY'RE BRUTALIZING THE NEW DAY! AH LOVE IT!

this is a cacophonous mess, fuck this I'm done until the rumble.

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>>849295
>mfw I recognize this panel

My life is spiraling out of control.

Crowd's already quieting down

>jobber entrance for Fatman

50 keks

Based FatAss and Purple Goblin come to wrestle and save viewers.

>>849325
no no they're thinking were fish asking WHERES ROMAN?

>Slammy award winning
Christ

it's always horrible shit when kayfabe-cops are used in wrestling

half of the storylines are full of stuff that are felonies... it always totally kills the suspence of disbelief when they bring "real police" in the ring

>KO vs Neville.
KO wins and super-ambrose comes and BTFO of Owens.

Christ he's carrying his slammy around

that slammy is gonna git slammed

>KO gets a jobber entrance

YES YES YES!

>jobber entrance for owen

>>849342
Sauce it friendo

Ok, Seriously. What the fuck is this shit with some guys not getting entrances? They did this shit last week with the slammys.

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>>849295
>tfw you remember Raw was tonight

"Who are two guys who have a history and can put on constantly good matches?"

"Well, Kevin Owens and Neville, but why would we ever mention their history? That seems gay. Are you gay?"

".....No..."

>Vince saw that segment and approved it
>Vince probably wrote that segment and thought it was amazing
Why is this man still in charge?

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>nevile carrying the slammy out to the ring like owen

WHAT THE FUCK

FUCK THIS COMPANY!

>rip KO

>>849342
>he doesn't like girls with penises

What are you, gay?

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD

Are they intentionally trying to make RAW shit. Maybe they want to drop the ratings to get out of their network contracts so they can move Raw and Smackdown to WWE Network?

GENIUS!

OWENS SQUASHED.

KILL ME.

What. The. Actual. FUCK!?

Who did KO piss off backstage?

LELVIN OWENS GOING INTO 2016 buried

>Owens jobbing
What else is new?

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Woo 5/5 match

JUST

BURIED
U
R
I
E
D

>>849360
HES NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OVER DAMMIT or commercials are more important or both.

This Raw is getting fucking worse and worse. What the actual fuck!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATS HAPPENING!!!! WHAT THE FUCKING!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>848912
Hulk-a-mania is still running wild


# Bring back Hulk Hogan

JOB
OWENS
JOB

how many weeks until owens has a dance routine shtick?

>>848927
Yes, yes they are. What they don't get is like that Austin was over well before Vince got involved. Same deal with Bryan and the YES movement shit they tried with him before TLC.

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>Having your video packages run into match time
THIS IS HOW YOU GOT #GIVEDIVASACHANCE, DON'T YOU FUCKS LEARN ANYTHING?

>two of the best wrestlers in the company
>literally less than 30 seconds until a clean victory

JUST
U
S
T

>>849359
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/754966/3e1ae483a8/

>teasing him gett
Fuck they actually jobbed him
lel


Are they trying to lose the crowd

WTF?! Am I watching WCW or Russo just came back to lead the creative team?

I would have zero problem with Neville being Breakout Star of the Year if they actually bothered to write him a real feud. Hopefully this is a feud they can do.

And the match ended just as I finished typing, fuck everything. But Vince needed those 25 minutes.

>no KO Neville match even though they almost always do well together
>25 min of vince getting arrested
holy fuck this shit

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YFW Russo is literally booking this show.

If Creative think this is the start of a "Crazy senile old Vince is out of touch" storyline, how do they think will anyone be able to tell?

>owens gets arrested for assault too

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>>849348
What do you mean?

M A D M A N

Why not swap the time given to vince and the time given to the match?

>>849424
owen hart won the lifetime achievement slammy

>>848912
Hulk Hogan returns and the crowd goes wild.


# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>849428
because wrestling is secondary on this mandrama

Remember when Owens cut that promo about his motivation for attacking Zayn being more money and a better life for his family? That was fucking great. What is his motivation for doing the same to Neville? Because he won a fake award instead of him?

some fun writing here folks.

>Every match ends in a police arrest
>WWE POLICE STATE era comes in
>Resurrect Big Boss Man and make him head of company

>>849428
Bc that would make sense

>>849428
Because then it would be Vince sprinting the ring, the police running out to the ring immediately after, Vince slaps one and they escort backstage in all less than one minute... which sounds very entertaining to be fair.

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>>849439
>fake

>>849439
Because he's a Heel and Heels are buttheads.

>>848912
Hulk Hogan can main event WWE and TNA.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

#bringbackhulkhogan

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Well, /asp/ should I play perfect dark or watch this raw?

I want to like this Raw but so far it's a bit of a clusterfuck. But I'm curious to see where it goes from here.

>Sheamus and Owens were their top heels
>both looking like clowns
what's the point? who else is gonna make bbygirl look good on his way to 450 day reign?
is dbry returning only to be utterly beaten by Lesnar then try to get bbygirl that face appeal by getting revenge for him?

>>849439
gotta make neville look weak as fuck

>>849443
>implying RAW has no sense.
Oh, wait... damn son!

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>>848861

>>849441
Mountie would be turning in his grave if Big Boss Man was put in charge.

WHO'S READY FOR TYLER BREEZE VS ZIGGLER?

>>849441
And then the entire DX clan comes back to beat these fucking cops as über faces. My man HHH, New age outlaws, coax, and maybe even China come back to tell everyone to suck it.

It'd be the best

>>849453
perfect dark
no farsight

>>848912
Hulk Hogan returns this summer.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>849428
Because this is a sports entertainment show not a wrestling show

I haven't watched RAW in ages
I decided to watch it tonight and to give it a chance and not just shit on it from the getgo

30 minutes have gone by and nothing that can even possibly be entertaining has happened

>>849290

damn

Triple HHH should come on Raw (or at the latest, Smackdown) and give Lemmy an Eulogy. After all, they were friends. HHH sang on a Motorhead record, and Motorhead at least once performed his entrance theme live on Raw.

>>849453
Perfect Dark
Zero,

>>849455
>who else is gonna make bbygirl look good on his way to 450 day reign?

No one, he's losing it to Cena at WM32.

> Ads show a showreel of different films
> "Here's what you could be watching instead!"
They must be paying out the ass for this advertising space.

fuck I might just go finish the first season of Lucha Underground. This shit sucks

>>849453
perfect dark with raw on in background for /comfytimes/

rip in piece nevil

>>848912
Roman Reigns gets more annoying every week.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>849439

Owens never cared about muhfamily, he just used that as an excuse to justify his shitty actions...even if Owens himself believed it...it still wasn't true. It was a straight up Heisenberg/Breaking Bad homage.

This is the same thing with Neville. In Owens mind he's probably justifying it because he really does feel he's the breakout star of the year, and regardless of whether that's true or not, Owens is just showing his true petulant colors by attacking Neville after the clean loss.

30 second match.
45 seconds of beat down.
4 Minute recovery while commercials play.

Fuck this company.

>>849478
dam thas cold fa m

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And to think, people in the crowd are actually paying their hard earned money to be there tonight.

>>849441
>SJW council booking the matches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9vs4H18dH0

>commercials
>neville still gets beat up

kek

cool flip bumb

That spot was pretty based to be quite honest with you family

>the attending crowd have sat and watched Neville walking away being held up by refs for longer than they have watched him compete

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THAT LARIAT WAS GUD

>>848912
Hulk Hogan has defeated Vince. Vince has never defeated Hulk Hogan.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

KO is such a hot head.

Wow, this is the longest beatdown since Nailz clubbed down the Big Boss Man back in 1992.

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>>849472
Sadly, the most entertaining thing of the night has been Lemmy's death.

lunatik fring

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

NOBODY GETS TO LOOK GOOD

>>849483
It's the smart thing to do. I might rewatch the whole season again. Thinking about stuff like the All Night Long Match and Aztec Warfare gives me warm feelings.

This shit never ends! Jeez Ambrose, took you fucking how long to get out here?

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>>849483
>watching shit tier RAW instead LU.
>mfw

>that black lady
tff

God I hate Ambrose's swing through the ropes reverse clothesline move.

Hey guys what if we bury him twice!

FLEE
OWENS
FLEE

Hey WWE, are you so creatively devoid this script that you have to do something for a few minutes, go to break, and then recap that few minutes every fuckin segment? And then go back to doing the same thing as before the recap? And then show a recap of the same thing again?

Raw is Recap

kek
owens
kek

>>849464
But how do you have a match where both people lose?

Ambrose just turned the mid-carder Superman.

dean ambrose is fucking TERRIBLE

>doing his retarded rebound clothesline
>underneath the bottom rope
that looked so dumb

>>849522
I hate that and his punches, he's like Ziggler to me. I don't really get why everyone loves him

Y'know, Neville is very popular. There's a good chance a lot of people paid to see him specifically, proved by his Slammy win. Why do WWE just want to say "fuck you" them?

>>849444
>Because then it would be Vince sprinting the ring

I wouldn't be so sure, anon. That didn't go so well the last time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QLe_tAQ2Rs

>>849523
>make Owens lose
>Neville wins
>but Owens beats him up
>but Owens lost
>but at least Owens beat him up
>but then Dean beat Owens up
>but it was a meaningless brawl

Lets play a rousing game of "who got over?"

Cena Del Rio mite be cool, but I'm still going to turn this shit off if it doesn't get better quick.

JOHHNNN CEEENAA

Did byron say "run owens run"? Moderate keks were had

>>849487
But at least he had a motivation behind it, even if it was just a thinly veiled excuse. All the best heels have elements of truth to what they say. When you can make the audience go, "He makes a good point, he's just going about it in a shitty way" You're doing something right.

>>849544
CM Punk?

Hell in a Cell?

>cena pours Coca-Cola over celery and carrots
>mmm! That looks good

>>849548
5 minute match with LoN interference

>>849484
Problem is, I can't do that.

Cant have two things on my tv at once

What the fuck is with the ads?

>commercial again

FUCKING WHY?

>owens looks like a chump
>neville looks weak
>ambrose is dropping down the card for this feud

So who does this storyline help? It's no fun for the fans

>Reigns has world title
>Cena in the main event

B-but Reigns is the next top guy right guys? Guys?

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>people paid money to see this shit live

>>849544

Agreed. They should have ended it with the beatdown. Owens looks like a fucking petulant child, albeit a strong/crazy one...and Neville could still argue next week he still got the win and the slammy.

The US match is the main event?

Cena win confirmed.

Only question is: does Del Rio fuck off after he loses?

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Last RAW of the Year turns out to be the worst shit in years.
Like Poetry

>>849540
If you think the slammys weren't scriptedyou are literally retarded

>>849542
> Implying that wouldn't make it even better.

> Match
> Attack
> Break
> Recap of attack
> Attack
> Break
I have a feeling they're going to recap that second attack in a second... then Owens will run out again and attack Neville, followed by a break.

>>849544
Neville still looked like a weak bitch, so Owens? I wish they would of just went through with the fucking apron spot. Hes been teasing it all the time hes been on the main roster but he never gets it done because some c.uck makes a run in.

we need more benoit chants

>>849568
Reigns is the next CM Punk

Bump limit reached.
>>849568
Hopefully he will be Lex Luger 2.0

>>849574
Closing out the year in fitting fashion.
All we need now is a Seth Rollins promo and we'll have reached new lows.

That clothesline was really good. Other than that, the rest of this is shit. I would have loved to had KO finish tearing Nev apart, then fastforward to backstage when bandaged and limping Nev is walking around trying to figure out why all of the babyfaces didn't help him. Dean is like "I just got my nachos lel so randum", Ryback wakes up from a nap, Roman is busy polishing his title and wasnt paying attention. Neville starts to realize he's all alone in the company and no one cares about him. Then, all of a sudden... Stardust takes him under his wing and invites him into the cosmic wasteland. Tag team together and dominate for a little, make the ascension look good while buffing up Neville for some kind of title shot and making those heels some gain some heat

>>849568
People go on about rollins being shit because he wasn't booked like a champ
So they do the same with Sheamus and Reigns

>>849558
>Doesn't know about using the sugars in cola when cooking stuff

>>849573

I really don't know why they brought him back. He's adding nothing to the roster. He's supposed to be this "international" star, but he's boring as fuck.

>>849560
ah my bad. I watch on my laptop so i didn't think of that. I'd play PD until cena comes on later

>>849577
I would never rule that out, but when people who aren't even part of the company claim that they're legit, then it's hard to argue. It's more likely the voters are devoid of logic.

>>849581
Reddit in the house

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>>849544

Who cares? This faggy crowd will just whine and chant for boring vanilla midgets like danyul boring and cm puke anyways

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>>849560
Thats why you need the superior WiiU for dat off tv play

>>849595
Because he was good on Lucha Underground

WWE are currently obsessed with trying to ruin other US promotions by grabbing their stars