/wwe/ General #1703 - Autism Edition

first for kevin owens best in the world

>Lesnar returns
>gets caught between Sheamus and Ramen feud
>Another triple threat (not as GOAT as last year though)
>wins the belt
>Sheamus is out of the feud
>Ramen wins RR again
>Brock vs Ramen WM32
>le I've gotten stronger since our last fight
>Ramen wins and becomes a 3 time WHC

>>848434
Why is that aeroplane underwater?

>WWE will be making Christian-based movies and TV shows

What the fuck? Seriously Stephanie?

I always wondered how the bigger wrestlers wipe themselves. They clearly have limited movement and due to increased amount of muscle in their arms it could be hard as fuck

>>848446
Speaking of big guys for me, do we all agree Brawn Stowman is all show but shit performance?

>>848449
Big Strong is greener than Roman and besides his size there's absolutely nothing impressive about him.
>nipple piercings
I expected a bit more from him but his finisher is shit and the "choking" looks like crap. Would be better if he choked people down like Kane.

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>>848449
>that TLC

>>848444
> murrica

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>>848441
kevin obese owens best in world at being obese

>>848444
What about Edge-based movies and TV shows?

>>848455
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm going to the house show tonight. Can't wait to see how many jobbers have matches.

>>848457
Kane, Paige and the Dudleys are there, so there'll be a few

>>848450
is he greener than Nia?

>>848446
They bully cheeky twinks like you to lick their ass clean and shower rape them if they refuse.

>>848446
I really think you underestimate how easy it is to wipe your own arse for anyone who isn't morbidly, morbidly obese.

>>848469
>giving that retarded post a serious response

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>>848469
>>848472

>>848444
>American entertainment/movies
>not all shit

>>848444
guaranteed money, its like country music, built in audience that still buys cds. The growing pains kid does nothing but christian films since he became a born again christian and looks like the money is pretty good and he says spreads a positive message.

>>848441

best at being overweight maybe

>>848441
Kevin Obese, that fat faggot from Canada.

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>>848441
Here's a nice "how to dress guide" for you.

BMJ back, life has meaning again.

>>848504
Wouldn't someone who is a "fedora" have to make this?
How would they know what they wear or like?

>>848504
That pic, is the perfect autistic manchild.

>>848504
>implying autism of that level is straight edge
they drink themselves to sleep every night on autistic drinks that come in skull shaped bottles and shit.
or kraft beer.

FEED

kevin owens and ryback need to change taunts.

>>848507

Please have sex

LET'S GO CENA

>>848518
18+

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Does somebody have the link where it shows Seth Rollins current or former home address? The one her ex-fiancee posted?

>>848520
CENA'S RATCHET

>>848517
Does Owens even have a signature taunt/chant? He never says "Fight Owens Fight" and neither does the crowd

>>848528
Yes.
>Hey (x), you like this?

>>848525
Gonna go rob him while he can't defend himself or something?

>>848525
>Rollins literally dating a Nazi

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>>848528
he yells at cole.

>>848531
>he literally cheated on a legit high test hottie for a tattooed nazi that cant even cut and dye his hair for him

>>848534
> he still doesnt know what high test is
Every single time
You are starting to annoy me now 2bh. I know its you every single time aswell because there isnt 2 people as dumb as you here

>>848536
>tiny dicked white boi mad he can't handle a real woman
lmao

>>848539
> he legit doesnt know what high test is
Back to reddit kiddo

>>848525
Well, does anybody have it?

This meme of not liking Kevin Owens needs to make its way back to Reddit where it belongs.

>>848553
*tips*

>>848554
Hello again, Reddit.

>tfw no trashy nazi gf

>>848552
Reddit garbage.

>>848553
Nice try wewtist
Get a diet

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>>848553
>Can't handle banter and differing opinions
>Calls others reddit
No downboat button here lad, you're clearly out of your comfort zone.

/wwe/ likes to ironically change opinions seconds after matches end. So don't listen to the KO hate

http://www.wwe.com/inside/top-25-matches-of-2015/

>#1 is a match that happened a few weeks into the year

>2015 was a bad year for wrestling
Guarantee people that say this are smark faggot Owens fans

>>848587
Thanks, Lucha Underground.

>>848574
>Seth vs Neville only at 21
Too low
>KO vs Finn in Japan at 7
>Bryan vs Reigns at 6
Too high

>jeff hardy was wwe champion literally by looking like an edgy emo teenager and getting over with teenage girls

>>848514
DA

>>848525
http://www.ebay.com/itm/141862675868

>>848553

It's not a meme if it has always existed.

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The master of the Powerbomb

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>>848636
Don't you mean this guy

post yfw they give the piledriver to rollins as his finisher when he returns as a face

>>848645
>mfw he puts 3 more people out of work this time with the piledriver

>>848646
He wasn't really at fault for injuring Sting and breaking Cena's nose was just bad luck

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>>848645
tfw owens will never do the package piledriver to meme ambrosia

THE DWAYNE CONFIRMED FOR WRESTLEMANIA

>>848651
w-what

>>848651
Shit b8

>>848587
im an owens guy and i didnt think 2015 was too bad. Shut the fug up

>>848653
>>848654
https://www.instagram.com/p/_2bOsFIh3N/

Rock vs Brock

IT'S HAPPENING

>>848657
>wanting to see that

The match will be bad and a horrible waste of Brock because Rock is not taking suplexes or anything stiff

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>>848657
that would put butts in seats for sure

Casuals would love to see le charismatic samoan man vs Based Bork

Also. that would solidify a mystery winner for the rumble

>tfw Rock wins the rumble and we get cousin vs cousin

>>848645

Pretty sure he'll be using the frogsplash.

It's literal common sense.

>>848656

THRICE

IN

A

LIFETIME

>>848656
>multiple cm punk shots in his video
I'm guessing WWE didn't make that for him

REIGNS VS. THE ROCK

CONFIRMED

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>>848574
>ko/cesaro/rusev triple threat
>click a few more times
>some divas match from raw

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ROCKY
>ROCKY
ROCKY
>ROCKY
ROCKY
>ROCKY
ROCKY
ROCKY
>ROCKY
ROCKY
>ROCKY
ROCKY

>Cena vs Taker
>Reigns vs Triple H
>Brock vs Rock
>Deanetty vs Y2J for IC
>An absolute Clusterfuck match for US
>Divas Shit
>DB in Midcard.

This is what the WM card is gonna be, unless it's Rock vs Reigns for WHC, and have Lesnar face someone else.

>>848684
>>Cena vs Taker

Wew

>>848686
>Wew

what

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Which is wrestler is the most likely to have AIDS?

>>848684
>implying cena isnt winning the us title on raw tonight and facing angle at WM for it

>>848692
Darren Young, Pat Patterson, Finn Balor etc

>>848696
why do people think finn is gay?

>>848684
Actually its Trips vs Rock.
They planted the seeds at last years mania and on that smackdown anniversary special.

>>848699
Just comes off as such. Honestly, I think Big E might be gay judging by the way he acts.

>>848691

That match is never going to happen

>>848706
Cena vs. Undertaker happened in 2003.

>>848706
Buh muh Meltzer

>triple h is going to main event wrestlemania in 2016 and go over
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dVSpJjEs82U

>>848709
Plus him and Dwayne wont have to take any drug tests since they're part timers.

>>848699
he's a big poof

>>848707

Good thing we're talking about 2016 then eh?

>>848709

>That face when Triple H and Rock main event over the WWE title and its billed as the greatest rivalry from the attitude era and smarks who watch the WWE network wet themselves over what is going to be a shitty match

>>848709
>Oct. 10, 2014

This was from after he interrupted Rusev right? Damn, didn't feel like a year passed

>>848716

Yes that was over a year ago. Time sure does fly by a lot these days.

>>848707
It happened again on RAW when Taker was feuding with Mr. Kennedy, Cena even resorted to bites to face Taker.

Taker is the only wresltler that Cena cant win agaisnt the odds.

>Potential Rock and New Day segment

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>>848731
I dunno, New Day don't need Rock.

>>848731
Rock´s last promo was shit though.

>>848718
I miss Mr. Kennedy.

>>848734

I need for The Rock to call them jabronis though pham

>>848734
If it was 1999, it'd be obvious what he'd call them.

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I hope RAW helps me forget how much I hate life and want to kill myself

>>848737
You can just watch TNA btw

>>848737
Kennedy has been pretty lame since he got fired from WWE.
Had a brief moment of caring when he won the TNA title, but hasn't done anything since.

>>848740
it'll probably remind you of how much you hate the product and want to kill vince

>>848745

Not him, but I think tonight's RAW may be some what decent. Despite the horrible RAWs we've had in the past 2 months, I have high hopes. Shockingly.

>>848745

I actually like WWE despite how aggressively terrible it is. Also Vince arguably the greatest wrestling character of all time.

>>848434
Just watched deanetty in 12 rounds 3 ask me anything.

My dick is literally 4.5 inches I want to commit suicide why is life so

>>848755
>watching wwe movies
I made that mistake once with the Kane horror movie and the only good thing in it was some slut sitting in doggie over him.

>>848756
Post it faggot

>>848756
Yeah but what's the girth though, Mr. Tinystroodle?

>>848760
it was ok, average, he tries too hard in some scenes, in others hes pretty good, there was a few qts and some hot chick getting topless. He luckily doesnt do his meme clothesline in the movie.

>>848756
Do it flairfag

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>>848756
Post it loser.
>inb4 He actually sits out his bans so he's too pussy to post

With Cena and Vince returning, what rating will RAW do tonight?

>>848771

5.0

>>848771
The same as flairfag's tiny dick
So 4.5

>>848771
jimmies will tune in to see their boys roman and BMJ whats the MNF game?

>>848771
7.71

>>848771
300

>>848520
EIGHTEEN PLUS

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Who /Ambreigns/ here

this is probably the most toxic and cancerous place to discuss wrestling on the internet. no wonder everyone thinks this place is a joke.

>>848784
sup woo or le reddit

>>848784

Hello friend, what led you to that conclusion?

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>>848784
I think it's chill since the move. It worked out after all

>>848784

Official unanimously /wwe/ approved wrestlers:

Harper, Rusev...that's it.

Everyone else gets grief. I like /wwe/ to be honest, compared to other places, at least for the most part here we can be objective about people like Reigns and Cena. We don't hate these two as much as other neckbeard communities tend to. We also don't bandwagon or try to force wrestlers by printing out "x section" signs to make them get over, overnight.

This is the best place to discuss wrestling on the internet because all opinions are welcome but not all will be accepted.

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>>848784

>>848784
alright lads

i'm gonna go shitpost on woo thanks to your faggotry

hope it's what you wanted

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>>848784
Hello reddit
My.balls.smell like sour cream yogurt cheese

>>848799

Unreal how unused R-Truth is.

>>848801
shockingly hes 43

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>>848795
>Forgetting about Heath Slater
You must be apart of WWE's creative team huh.

>>848805

He deserves a title run tbqh pham

>>848808
So we can watch him smoke cigarettes for 15 minutes every week?

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>BMJ coming back tonight
I hope he wins the US tittle from ADR soon
The excitement for that belt has dropped dramatically during ADR's reign

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>>848807
I miss punk

>>848811
is it a title match

>>848807
What's the source of this pic?

>>848813
I think it's a regular match tonight
Probably facing each other at RR

>>848815
No it's a title match

I have it confirmed it is The Rock vs Hulk hogan at wm

>xavier/kofi/big e will never win MitB while new day is together
>new day will never come out to all their tag matches with 3 briefcases
>we will never get a 1 month Xavier reign

>>848817
will it be a strap match?

>>848817
It's not Hulk Hogan its the half Japanese half American mystery man Hoko Gen

>>848815
>one on one tonight and then again in a few weeks after one of them lost to the other
Literally retarded if they actually do that

>>848818
>wanting xavier to be the champion out of the three and not big wool

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>>848820
>half Japanese half American mystery man Hoko Gen

>>848704
Apparently he just fucks a ton of bitches. Like he has a huge ring rat following. I wonder if he let's them play Legos with him.

>>848699
because becky literally lives for him and pays her little attention.

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>>848827
Nah he probably saves that for important women.

>>848784
>liking any wrestler other than Rusev or Harper unleashes the fedoras
>excessive use of the words virgin, IWC, and smark
>memes everywhere
>little to no discussion about wrestling

Well, it certainly seems cancerous.

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>>848820

>>848833
Lol anyone who unironically uses the words IWC or smark get laughed out of here you virgin fuck

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Mfw Rock is only at Wrestlemania Star just to cost Lesnar the title against Roman, setting up the main event for the next Wrestlemania

how long till raw?

>>848841
40 minutos compadre

>>848842
Que bien.

Me da tiempo para una paja.

Gracias hermano.

>>848840
>Wrestlemania Star
I thought it was Wrestlemania Cowboys.

>>848843
Una paja dedicada a Jimena Sanchez

>>848834
Reigns doing that has to be in the top 5 funniest things to ever happen in the WWE

>>848834
when was this I forget

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If you were WWE where would you put The Rock on the WM32 card?

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EGG

>>848852
nowhere. I would book the whole 4 hour show to just have Ryback beating his chest like a gorilla for the entire show with the occasional FEED ME MORE

>>848854
i would rather watch this for the rest of my life than watch rocky have another WM macth

>>848854
Fuck that autistic big faggot. I rather just have all the divas strip naked than the rock.

>>848852
put him a tag match because his tank isnt big.

>>848852

Book in a 2 minute triple threat with Ryback and Batista in a who gets gassed first match.

>>848864
Batista would win that tbqh

I don't like Reigns but booking him against the Rock has got potential right?

Would be better than a meaningless Rock V Triple H match or god forbid Thrice in a Lifetime Vs Cena.

I'm gonna suck every dick I can see tonight

>/wooo/ stream isn't a slide show today
CENA TIME

>>848873
>things overheard in the WWE women's locker room

https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/681634714608889856
Is HHH the kind of guy who has close friend deaths get to him before he has to do the wrestling thing?

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;_;

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Oh boy can't wait for this epic tag team match

>>848880
>>848882
Only once place to blame

>>>/mu/61318317
>>>/mu/61318865

>>848882
>>848880
Lel what a faggot
Lemmy didnt even like him and couldnt even remember the words to his songs

>>848880
>>848882
>tfw now he won't play Triple H in at Mania when he main events vs Roman

>>848884
Barret isnt supposed to not take bumps?

>>848887

Now this is what I call edgy

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>>848880
Lemmy went HARD all the time.

Lemmy's gonna be inducted in the Hall of Fame this year as the celeb desu

>>848850
TLC 2014 during a backstage interview. He was there "to dec-...declare..." for the royal rumble.

New fred where

Never really listened to motorhead but I really really like Triple H's theme and Evolution's theme.

RIP Lemmy.

>lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded >lemmy ded

You think Lemmy is going to get mentioned today?

>>848903
Already mentioned on the preshow

TIME TO PLAY THE GAMEEEEEEEEE

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tonight is the night

>>848900
>people posting RIP posts about strangers online
Fuck off back to Facebook

>half of the people in the intro are injured/part time

NO CHANCE!

Will Brooklyn tear Roman apart?

No gamethread?

V I N C E

I

N

C

E

>>848917
>>848917

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cad2JYi4F0I

>>848929
>tripfag
Someone make the real thread please?

>>848929

Keep your weaboo and /asp/ie thread pham

So Roman is over :/

Why do crowds do this? Do they enjoy fucking being obnoxious?

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>There will never be a new WWE/Motorhead theme
http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/12/r-i-p-lemmy-kilmister-motorhead-frontman-dead-at-70/

>>848844
>Not Wrestlemania Jerry Jones

KEVIN OVENS FANS ON DIET WATCH

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>Lemmy is dead

>>849431
I don't know what they are doing with Neville. Some days he jobs, others he wins.

All I know is KO now going to be forever mid card status.

>>848807
i want pants like those

>>849330
Why the fuck did I have to find this out on asp. RIP lemmy

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>>849651
I found it out on facebook

Whatever heelish things will they make Roman do next to make him over with the shitty crowds?

>Piss on lemmy's grave as an insult to haitch
>Arrange to get Vince shanked in prison by the Samoan mafia
>Just flat out punch Steph. I feel like it's gonna happen any second now

i'm more embarrased for the crowd eating it up than i am for the writers desu. it makes for a good live show but it aint good tv breh

>>849719
Probably beat Brock or Cena. They need to make him untouchable you know

>>849473
even when he wins he still looks like a weak jobby shit. Today was a good example.. He got BTFO by fat guy

>Becky on down on the mid ropes
>Becky dodges Sasha's attack
>Sasha dives outside

Thats nice and all but you're telling me someone is gonna go for a dive when they want to attack someone down on the mid ropes in 619 position.

>>849966
sasha is overrated as fuck smarks just dont understand it.

sin cara is kill

dang calisto got fucked up.

pretty sure it wasnt the shoulder though like the announcers are saying, think he just got the wind knocked out of him

>>850288
kalisto push when?

>>848641
18+

>>848684
Y2J isn't going to be at WM32

>>848807
SAUCE

>>850816

Good

>>850930
they were in japan and decided to dress ike gaijins zubaz+gaijins is very japan.

>>850816
unless he came back in pants, with long hair that would have been the only way I would have legit marked out for jericho, not the current jobbercho.

League of nation, pls halp!

HAPPY NEW YEAR

>Vince comes out
>Next week you're having the title match against
>Waiting for him to say Cena to make things interesting
>Sheamus

Literally why? He just beat him like 5 times clean FFS.

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anything good happen on raw?

I'm watching the Vince/Roman thing right now

will this asshole ever learn how to not make stupid faces

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>>851416
>will this asshole ever learn how to not make stupid faces
sounds like deanetty.

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>>851416
>>851427

>Vince and Roman promo
>Daniel Bryan chants
>Vince: "SHUT THE HELL UP"
>CM Punk chants
>Roman: "Looks like you stirred them up"

>>851274
Jericho can't grow his hair for shit anymore

>cena returns to a sold out raw
>have him take a back seat to roman

i hate this company

>>851439

18+

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>it's a someone goes to jail episode

>>851436
ramen's powerlevel is so high he can actually acknowledge punk chants?

It's over for the geeks, John Cena is a distant #2 to Roman Reigns. The transition has been a smashing success.

In WWE ads, the most prominent faces of the company are Reigns, Cena, and Orton. One hell of a triangle.

>Have chance to book Roman vs. Cena to get ratings up next week
>Nope Sheamus vs. Roman cause we haven't seen Roman beat Sheamus clean 3 times in the past month.

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JUST

>>851434
make it larger

IWGP Heavyweight Championship
Okada (c) vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi

IWGP Intercontinental Championship
Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. AJ Styles

IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship
Kenny Omega (c) vs. KUSHIDA

IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship
reDRagon (c) vs. Matt Sydal & Ricochet vs. Roppongi Vice vs. Young Bucks

ROH World Championship
Jay Lethal (c) vs. Michael Elgin

IWGP Tag Team Championship
Bullet Club (Karl Anderson & Doc Gallows) (c) vs. GBH (Togi Makabe & Tomoaki Honma)

NEVER Openweight Championship
Tomohiro Ishii (c) vs. Katsuyori Shibata

Vacant Never Openweight Six-Man Tag Titles
Bullet Club (Bad Luck Fale, Tama Tonga & Takahashi) vs. Toru Yano & Briscoes

Hirooki Goto vs. Tetsuyta Naito

Reminder that NJPW is going to blow WWE the fuck out again in a week

>>851451
>that hair line
>calling anyone else ugly

>>851449
>waste a potential wrestlemania match on raw
you would be a shitty promoter/booker

>>851454
shiieeeeet is it this saturday?

>>851457

Did you read anything I just said or are you retarded on purpose?

Is Raw on the network? And if not how soon do episodes go up?

>>851454
>NJPW blowing anyone out
>cant sell out
(packed)
vince could buy out that shitty fed easily.

>>851461
3 weeks ive heard.

>>851454
>Elgin vs Lethal
>Anderson and gallows vs homma and makabe
>whatever the fuck is that six man tag match
This is going to be awful

>>851470
Elgin vs Lethal is going to be great, they've both had insane 2015's

didn't >we just see that homna makabe/anderson gallows on that horrible old man retiring show?

>>851476
lethal it's ok, not great but ok. But elgin, goddam he is the definition of a generical wrestler

>>851454

>Outlaw wrestling

Wew lad

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OH GREAT THEY ACTUALLY DECIDED TO STARE DOWN WHEN CAMERAS ARE OFF AND THE SHOW IS OVER.

FUCK THIS COMPANY EH?

>>851483
They want social media to buzz about it.
Have a bunch of fat marks take a pic and rush to twitter with their epic inside scoop.

>>851483
oh god. Please dont happen

>>851484
>They want social media to buzz about it.

Considering I got this off the twitter of someone with 2 followers I hardly doubt it created any buzz. How about you create buzz on your actual show and end the year with a nice foreshadowing instead of a 70 year old man yelling happy new year after he booked Roman vs. Sheamus?

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wonder how they will ruin this sasha becky match

>naomi cuts in on the cheap heat promo

why does becky still wrestle in her saudia arabia gear?

>>851486
It still got to you despite that right?
And what did you do?
Run to tell your friends here on /wwe/.

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HOLY SHIT LEMMY DIED

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>>851488

Cause I had to seek it out. They always do whacky stuff when the show goes off the air, but why would they tease this when the show is over?
I'm upset that they didn't show it on TV.

BMJ + ROREIGNS 2 FACE POWER TRIP INCOMING

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>Roman has a bad spear

How did the crowd react to Roman helping Cena on the last segment?

>>851494
He did one like that to beeg once too.
Roman can leap like a motherfucker.
He did a really nice dive over the top rope recently that puts most midcard midgets to shame.

>>851492
planting the seeds or red herring for WM.

Was Raw worth watching? I only caught the end.

It seems like there's no buzz in this thread though so it doesn't seem too remarkable.

>Trying to make Roman so pushed that they have to have him interupt John Cena's return

>>851497
lol that dive wasn't impressive for somebody the size of Roman "Extra Medium" Reigns

>>851506
>cringey intro
>KO pulls a Jose Aldo on Neville
>Becky vs Sasha botch match
>New Day vs Spics
>Miz TV with Big Show beating up jobbers and Ryback
>le 6 man action
>KO power bombs Dean on table

>>851507
I wonder how Cena feels knowing that he's no longer Vince's fave toy

>>851513

I don't think he sees it that way.

>>851513
>implying Cena vs Reigns at Mania 32 won't end with BMJ standing tall on the corpse of a buried Reigns

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>miz's enormous scarf

why's he so perfect?

Why am I hearing Mexican?

Lol gravity man beating Kevin James was like when Barry Horrowitch beat Chris
Cuckdido

based as fuck Slater and Zack on Raw

>ryback out there in this tier now

I'm fine with this

>>851524
Maybe the worst /asp/ post that I've ever seen.

What happened to Roman? Did they just give up after finally getting him over? Why would they do this? What is wrong with wwe creative? What the fuck I'm so confused

Why didn't Miz come in and save Neville?

>>851486
>How about you create buzz on your actual show
because they're not building up to that match as of yet, they likely have other plans for Roman at the RR and would rather have this stare down there or when it's closer to a big PPV. Not on a throwaway RAW.

Seriously, Ramen vs Cena is huge bux

>>851533
Miz believes in method acting, he's not about to interfere in Neville getting his research as a flippy jobbing midget on

Will Motor Head go in the WWE hall of fame?

>Bbygurl vs Big Match John Mania main event

I'm ready

>>851537
> Shit Hogan vs. Shittier Warrior
> in 20-fucking-16

gross

>>848446
I think Big Show has a full time assistant that those type of things for him

>>851534

They used to book Rock vs. Austin all the time on RAW but they never actually wrestled cause someone would interfere. Vince literally booked NWO vs. Rock and Austin for RAW on free TV and let it happen.

Anyway, I guess the "business" has changed.

>>851494
It's not really a hard maneuver for an ex-football player that has a good worker like Rusev to dive into the spear.
Goldberg for instance. It does look good though

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>>851506

what was the chant in the LON vs Roman's Friends and Family

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>Kevin Manlet needed the steel steps just so he could powerbomb Dean through the table

>>851544
"Sheamus is boring!" and "We are awesome!"

>>851513
Cena will always be his fave, the E just has their hands tied with Roman's sucky presence and have to get him involved with Cena/Rock etc

>>851545
KO is roughly Cena's height mang, he falls just above manlet

>>851545
> Reigns needed 2 indy cruiserweights so he could powerbomb literally anybody

>>851549
no he didnt

>>851547
lol this wouldn't be the first time Vince has thrown his fave under a bus for his shiny new toy and it won't be the last

>>851540
Yeah it's alot more PPV-centric nowadays

>>851549

>Seth and Dean
>Cruiserweights

Wew

>>851551

Please grow up.

Cena isn't being thrown under the bus and I doubt he's pouting about "being replaced"

>>851554
> Cena isn't being thrown under the bus

I want you to cap this post and check it after Mania

>>851554

mark getting all worked up by the truth. you know you're on to something when the marks start to sweat

If Roman is the Diesel of today who is the King Mable?

>>851553
Sorry, should I have called them "vanilla midgets" instead? Retard

>>851548
ko is 5'10 but hes billed at 6'. Cena is probly actually 6 ft since hes billed at 6'3 or something

>>851556

Is this your first year of watching wrestling?

>>851554
From a top guy perspective he is, the focus is still heavily on Roman at this point. Cena's return is against Alberto (which Roman was involved) and Roman gets the big angle with Vince.

Considering the E is so desperate to push him he'll have to go over Cena clean at some point soon, or Lesnar.

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I wish BMJ would get a real hollywood gf who wasn't interested in his money and genuinely loved him

she could help him secure roles and introduce him to up and coming action directors

he deserves better than a failed model who looks like half the ASU campus even after hundreds of thousands invested in plastic surgery

>>851558
big e or eat owens eat

>>851557

I fail to see the point you're trying to make my challenged friend.

Seth and Dean are both way taller than Kevin Manlet.

>>851565
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>>851565
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>>851565
Next thread

>>851548
>owens spiking up his hair to look taller against cena
no cena is taller than him by a few inches at the every least.

>>851558
a big nig who can't talk and looks imposing even though he can't do shit?

Titus "Black Fathers Matter" O'Neill

>>851563
Pretty much impossible for someone to legit love him that is not in the same business as Cena, the dude is always busy

>>851561
I'm not the one ignoring the obvious signs of Cena getting supplanted, now am I?

>>851562
>and Roman gets the big angle with Vince.

You mean like he's supposed to? I know this website is shitty trolls trolling trolls but I pity the fool who actually thinks Cena is being thrown under a bus. Do you even know the meaning of that phrase? You want to know who's being thrown under the bus? Daniel Bryan.

>>851564
> tfw Big E will never get the push as top babyface superhero

#BOOTY

>>851563
>who looks like half the ASU campus
you say that like thats a bad thing,

>>851566
And all 3 of them have way more functional strength than Reigns ever will

(So does Hunicara.)

>>851584
shouldnt you be shitposting about reigns and miz on woo right now?

>>851575
>You mean like he's supposed to?
Yes, and that's why Cena is currently below him. do you understand what the term thrown under a bus means? the magnitude differs but the point is the same.

>>851587
>the magnitude differs

Yes it differs, and no they're building someone else up to take Cena's place, isn't that what whiny internet fans have been crying for since 2008? And now that it's actually happening he's being thrown under the bus?

>>851591
Replacing somebody with an even shittier knockoff doesn't count

>>851586
go back there buddy

>>851591
He's being built to take his place by making Cena look inferior. Normally i'd agree with you but this RAW was the tipping point, the huge Vince spot and Roman saving Cena.