Ever played wrestling as a child? Story Thread

pile drived a kid into a mattress and thought he was dead after because he was stunned as fuck

tried to chokeslam my neighbor and almost suffocated him too.

>>842518
>heel turn, bitch

I had a giggle

My friend and I used to wrestle when we were about 12 but it was more or less just a junior fight club. We also used to have sex after his parents went to bed. Go figure.

Craziest match we ever did was a buried alive match at my friend's house. His parents had to replace their septic tank so we threw a mattress in the whole. I lost by getting rock bottomed into it.

>>842554
wtf? lel please tell me the hole was clean.

i miss the guy in /wwe/ that would talk about doing wrestling moves and hurting himself or getting in trouble

>>842579
i think that was 2 different gimmicks
one was
> i speared my pillow through the walll and I hurt my shoulder
the other was
>i was watching raw and new day came out and started doing the power gimmick, thats when my dad and brother came in told me 'what the fuck is this shit!' 'you like black guys?' but its the new day! new day rocks!
then they called me gay and beat me up while they laughed at me.

>>842625
I remember being like 6 and watching velocity on a shitty box tv
Thought Bill Demott was cool cause he was a big fat guy and would bully the jobbers.
See him do the move where he'd sit them against the crowd barricade and knee in the head.
Try it against a sofa cushion, smash my knee through a closet door and need stitches

Kayfabe, my older bro gave me the best stunner ever. I sold it like a pro. We were 11 and 8. My mom flipped and rushed to me (she was watching, lov u mum) my bro pushed her away and pinned me clean. I didn't stop selling until my mom started to be legit worried.

When I was 12ish I got in a real fight with my best friend against two other kids from the block. It got pretty heated and somehow I ended putting the one I was facing in the walls of Jericho, lion tamer knee in the back style. Kid was legit crying hard. My friend looked at me all wtf and they had to separate us. I wonder if kids like me are what made WWE turn the walls of Jericho PG boston crab boring style.

>>842546

That's hot, anon. Tell us more.

>>844156
damn did it do any ligament damage or was it just all surface?

>wrestling with friend
>put him in the crippler crossface
>he can't get out
>don't feel like letting go
>we end up watching tv while I keep him in the hold
>he'll struggle every once in awhile
>neither of us says anything during the whole thing
In retrospect it was kind gay I guess

>wrestling with friends
>i liked to be sting
>i was a big softy
>too afraid to hurt anyone
>kid rubs his dick on me
>politely ask him to put it away
>hint that mine is bigger anyway
>take my dick out
>touch dicks
>dad walks in
>GIVE ME BACK MY HOTWHEELS
>i scream hiding my penis and beat the gay boys ass.

kid stole some of my hotwheels a week or two before the events happened.

>wrestling in grass
>goes for a powerbomb
>botches
>piledrivers my 8 year old brother instead
>borther succesfully tucks head gets hit between shoulders instead
>still in pain
>brother laughs to hide pain
>brother asks for a pedigree
>pedigrees my brother through a plastic chair
>chair breaks and cuts my brother right below eye
>cut is now a scar chicks dig

>>842518
> rumble in the park
> mates little brother runs at me
> ddt him in one swift movement
> onto the only metal sewer cap lid thing in the whole 3/4km squared area
> gets concussed
> i win with a crossface on his brother

>sleepover
>wrestling with my bff
>we strip down to our tightey whiteys
>push him in to the ground
>get on top of him
>he starts giggling because he's ticklish
>put him in an anklelock
>tickle his feet while he's in the anklelock
>he's tapping out
>but I keep tickling him
>he's begging me to stop
>I tell him I'll stop if he lets me superkick him really hard in the face
>he agrees out of desperation
>get up and start stomping around like HBK
>he closes his eyes and braces himself
>lean in and kiss him softly instead
>end up falling asleep on top of him
To be 22 again

>>844213
>>cut is now a scar chicks dig
how you get the scar anon?
"have you ever heard of CZW? yea i was training for that"

>watching mania xx main event
>me and two cousins wrestle in mattress while watching
>Triple H does his knee thing
>cousin also does his knee thing to me
>hits and breaks my nose
>I lash out on the two of them
>stomps both of them until older cousin enters room
>Older cousin tells on me
>never told my parents about broken nose because father hates wrestling
>Me and cousins are good now
>My aunts still hate me
>Nose never got fixed now looks like barret's nose

>>844229
why didn you just go play outside? get hit by a ball or something and that would explain your broken nose?

>>844231
I was just 9. That's what I told my parents when it started bruising. I was afraid of hospitals and the only things I was worried about that time is my father beating me further and someone touching my nose.

>>844235
ah makes sense then, i figured you were like 12 or something, yea now i get you.

>hanging out with some skank in my bed
>she finds out I'm training to be professional wrestler
>she asks me to show her some of my moves
>give her a snapmare

>>842518
No Im not a homo.

>>842518
My friend Admir and I used to wrestle on our trampolines, we didn't do many strikes other than drop kicks though. Then I went through puberty and realized how immature professional "wrestling" is.

>wresting with friends in grassy area
>little white trash kid joins in
>he goes for spear
>I DDT him hard as shit
>he's rolling around crying
>oh shit, I broke him
>continue to believe wrestling is real for many more years

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>>844632
>>844562
> im far too enlightened to be entertained by something as piffley as 'professional wrestling'

>>844877
I train BJJ.

u mad?

>>844920
> i train BJJ
> u mad

Lol, not mad at all
I boxed for years growing up and would put money on knocking you out in the street before you started training and after you started training ;)
Rumblr me now pham where you at?

>>842518
>he falls with a scream but still trying to roleplay cause autism
HAHAHAHAHA
for real tho you were autistic too
LOL
good story anon

>>844927
>boxed for years

This is what the hell I'm talking about. When people always say I "train" something, it's always dumb as shit. Actually compete, faggots

I got a couple
1
>wrestling with friend on his trampoline
>kick him in the gut
>go for twist of fate
>Jeff hardy would be jealous
>for some reason friend sticks his knees out instead of taking the bump face first
>his knee goes right into my fuckin liver
>Oh god it hurts so bad
>immidiately tap the fuck out
>done wrestling for the day
>Go inside and bleed internally for a while
2
>wrestling with little bro during smackdown circa 2008
> he loves getting Batista bombed on the couch
>"'tista bomb anon, do the 'tista bomb"
>cuteasfuck.jpg
>I oblige
>stick his head between my legs
>lift hem up on my shoulders
>he assisted with a little jump of course
>don't think twice about slamming him down with all my might because soft couch
>hear thud
>hear crying
>wtf
>I misjudged the distance and slammed t back of his head on the hard arm of the couch
>ohshitifuckedup.jpg
>feel like shit for hurting lol bro
>mom forbids our beloved "'tista bomb" in the house
>worst part is lil bro dosent like wrestling with me anymore
>tfw

>>844220
Y'know, I didn't ask to feel this feel...

>>842518
there was always a rumor around the neighborhood of one of the crazier kids piledriving someone into concrete and breaking their neck

>wrestling when I was about 10
>was a huge kid, for reference I'm about 6'8" now but back then I was way bigger than everybody
>used to do the Diesel style powerbomb to kids
>they'd always sell it and talk about how cool it was
>suddenly some kid transfers to our school
>he never wants to take a bump and legitimately hits other kids
>we were all going
>hey dude stop being a fag
>bro we're just playing around
>everybody but me
>he starts calling himself champ
>we're wrestling and he doesn't want me to do any moves on him
>pick him up by his waist and slam him into a gate
>unknowingly break his leg after he falls
>scoop him up and powerbomb him through a shitty old bench that our school didn't replace
>he starts screaming and crying and has blood coming out of his back (but we said his ass was bleeding because it was funnier)
>he gets bullied the rest of the time he's at school
>everybody talks about how cool my powerbomb was for years after that

I gave a kid a Tombstone on grass and my knees hurt for weeks. I couldn't tell my parents because I couldn't tell them I learned by watching a undead wizard do it.

I once had le epic tag match on grass
>am gettin beat
>mange to spear one of the opponents
>crawling for hot tag
>at that moment his mum calls him angrily so he runs in
>the other guy makes a tag and proceed to putting me in a walls of jericho crossface combination
>never felt pain like it .jpeg

only time i ever tapped to anything true story.

>>845760
me again i have one more
>me and friend in buried alive match
>the boot of his dads car was the casket
>desu shit was pretty epic
>no fingers caught when slamming down boot
>done this for many days
>chokeslam him into it one time
>shit was cash

also there was once a rumour at our school someone got stunnered and broke there neck we had a whole assembly on it and couldn't wrestle at school.

Me and my friends had a whole wrestling thing set up. We did it on my trampoline. My dad even got a bunch of heavy duty bungee cord and made ring ropes, so we could do top rope moves and springboard shit.

Anyway, two of my friends one day decided to try a new tag team finisher. One had me in a pedigree, arms up and all, and the other picked up my legs. Then one friend sat on my head (he was fat as fuck too) while the other held up my legs/slammed me down by my legs. This was also onto a steel chair, a real one. We used real folding chairs and shit.

Anyway, I couldn't move for like an hour, and I still have some back pain from it.

>messing about with mate
>both doing submissions but we both get out of them
>as im getting up see the perfect opportunity
>i go for a spear
>as im about to do it my foot slipped
>i grab his waist and i fall on top
>i fall onto his knee and got a knee right in the ribs
>almost broke a rib
>never tried it again

Most of the guys I okay rugby with were on wrestling teams in high school, so we regularly hold wrestling tournaments. I never wrestled, just watched pro-wrestling, My first time wrestling with the team I went for the spear and then did a pedigree. No one will wrestle with me anymore

>>845883
you were too damn good like your boy hhh.

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>>844258
Wrestling's not faaaaaaaaaake!!!!

>>845727
>scoop him up and powerbomb him through a shitty old bench that our school didn't replace
lmao

>>842518
My older brother put me in the walls of jericho sometimes but that was a good stretch for my back. a bad story is when my father told me his younger brothers used to copy a lot and one piledrivered the other one on the concrete veranda he was apparently fine but since i last saw my uncle with a man purse i think otherwise

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>we are all drunk as fuck
>try to RKO my black friend
>he does a picture perfect counter for it while I'm in mid-air
>like when HHH broke Orton's collarbone
>mfw

I used to do wrestling all the time as a kid, I dunno if I can do it now, there's just something about the resiliency of being a kid, I took quite a few bumps back then.

My brother once did sharpshooter on me where nobody could hear my scream, he didn't break my legs but it fucking hurt. I also did Walls of Jericho to a lad in high school in the playground, he said that hurt.
Also formed a tag team with a skinny, bleached Blonde goth who wanted our tag team to be called "The Daywalkers" like on the movie Blade or something, I rolled with it anyway and our finishing move was 3D since Dudley Boys were new to WWE back then. I was Bubbah and always hurt my ass when I hit the ground.
My signature move was a Tiger Bomb and by todays standard I'd probably need to put my own spin on it to be considered a finisher.
I was a great seller too, I practised it all the damn time.
I really wanted to be a wrestler back then but without the internet and stuff, I just had no idea on how to go about it.
Plus I was a gamer and afraid of hitting the gym.
At 28 I think it's too late for me.

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I got a few.
1
>used to wrestle a lot on our friends trampoline with a bunch of other kids from the neighbourhood
>it was set up next to a treehouse, maybe 4 meters up
>highflyingintensifies.jpg
>tried to do a swanton bomb
>the fucking trampoline just collapses
>get scared about having to pay for it and run away

2.
>wrestling against my brother
>we both knew it wasnt real so we announced the moves beforehand and stuff
>that one time he didnt he went for something similar to Y2Js codebreaker and legit hit me right in my mouth
>lost a tooth
>didnt care and beat up my brother for real because i was so pissed


I got some more,too, but those were the best ones by far.

My older cousin used to knock seven shades of shit out of me wrestling as a kid.

and I would do the same to my younger brother

god kids are horrid

>play wrestling with friend
>attempt a kick
>he catches it
>attempt an enzuguri
>he simply lets go of my leg
>I fall on my head
>probably got a mild concussion
>when I realized what had happened my friend was gone

Nah i ain't a dumb redneck hick. All i did when i was young is imitate promos with my friends.

>playing royal rumble at recess
>only have two friends
>they start match in the ring and it's basically rest holds for five minutes before I run in and double rock bottom them
>sandbox explodes with sand fleas

We were itchy for like a week

>Wrestling with big bro as a little kid
>Kick out of powerbomb onto the mattress, stagger to my feet
>He gives me an Irish Whip right into the sharp metal bed frame
>Run head first into it
>Gash my brow area wide open
>Blood everywhere
>Need stitches
>Still missing half my left eyebrow

>>842518
Oh man, when I was a kid I realized that Shawn Micheal's figure four hurts a lot.

Or that my best friend was a little bitch

>>847095
>>Still missing half my left eyebrow
tensnake?

>>842518
I played wrestling with your mom and layed the wwe smackdown on her ass.

>tall as fuck
>girls used to ask me to spin the around
>like wrist grab they jump and i spin them around so their legs hang
>start letting them go and throwing them
>they catch on and it pretty much devolves into wrestling moves

pretty much it

>>844166
Kek. I remember back in middle school I got into a fight with this dude. He managed to trip me but in that process I got up before he could get to me. I kicked him in the back of the knee to force him onto all fours and then got him in the steiner recliner until he begged me to let him go. I remember the look everyone gave us of pure fucking confusion.

>be me
>be 8 or 9
>play wrestling with my cousin who is two years younger and probably 60 pounds heavier
>get him in position of the FU (yeah, its the fucking FU, not the AA)
>on my shoulders
>I collapse in what is less than a milisecond
>he throws me around a bit
>i duck a clothesline
>i stop him and put him in randy orton's old inverted headlock backbreaker
>executedperfectly.jpg

He was on the floor out cold for like 5 minutes. I made him promise not to tell on me, but he left to go to the bathroom and came back in the room with his mom..

>>842518
>be me
>hardcore John Cena fan
18+

>be me
>be 8 or so
>plays SvR with friend at his house
>says we should wrestle
>he's much taller than me
>grabs around my stomach and picks me up for powerbomb
>accidentally drops me
>lands on head and neck like a german suplex
>wind knocked out of me
>freaks out because I can't breathe
>runs to friends mom and shows that I cant breathe
>"should I call the police, anon?"
>starts breathing again
Never wrestled with him again.

>hanging with my m8s
>decided to have a wrestling tournament
>first match my two friends in a submission match
>gets him in an armbar
>we hear a loud pop
>friend gets legit injured
>tourney over
Good times.

>>844220
/hm/

>>842518
I was a junior when John Cena turned vanilla ice. OP were you like 8 years old at this time lol.