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So we had a conversation with my friends once, about a challenge: would you wrestle a bear (let's say European brown bear) in a closed MMA cage for 3 minutes, if the bear would be totally shaved, claws removed (not the teeth though), and it would be lubed up with baby oil. The prize would be 1 Million $ if you survive.
You would be also naked in the cage, lubed as well.
You don't need to win the fight or anything, you just need to survive.
So who is in to take the challenge, and what do you think about your survival chances?
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>>842482
Is the bear well fed and not defending it's cubs at the moment?
If so I'd do it and easily collect the prize money.
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>>842491
why would it be defending its cubs in a cage with just you two in it?
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I've seen a brown bear in a shitty zoo and it was nervous and pissed off. It was probably the scariest thing I ever saw. That said, declawed it doesn't seem that tough, all I have to do is not get my bones broken too much.
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Friendly reminder that even a declawed, shaved and oiled bear may very well able to quite literally cave in your skull with a single swing because they are about 200kg or so.
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Bears are fuckig massive animals. Would you fight a human in the cage if he had he same qualities of a bear? Like massive fucking weight and arms/legs. Would any MA even work on a bear? MA's are designed to be used against humans. A bear would fuck an average person up and I even think anyone affiliated with MA. Think about it, what the fuck is any kick going to do a bear other than piss it off? And also it's in this case "lubed". And also in pretty sure Bears are pretty fast for their size, and even with that there's only so much you can run and slip and slide too.
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Well if it's about surviving for 3 minutes I think I'll be able to. Dont expect me to hit it though just run circles around it.
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I mean, i could probably climb the cage and just stay out of his way for 3 minutes.
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>>842482
>It goes like this
>I'm fighting a bear wtf?(just with lube)
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>>843937
> don't pay attention
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>>843938
>Almost get fucked up
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>>843941
>tfw no gf
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>>843944
Shit, pic related to
>>843944
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>>843945
>become a showboating faggot
>JOHN CENA
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>>843946
>RNC a bear
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>>843947
>Like that would actually fucking work
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>>843948
>Piss yourself if you haven't done so already
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>>843950
>tfw no gf again
>bear noming your ass
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>>843951
>get eaten
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>>842573
>what the fuck is any kick going to do a bear other than piss it off?
What about 1,500lbs of force to the bear's spine?
What if the bear got its snout kicked in with a spinning side kick?
What if it's leg got kicked?
Do animals have similar testicular sensitivity to humans? If so, what if you kicked the bear in his nards?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfnGkV6qmTw
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>>842482
Why is it lubed?
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>>843957
>fight science
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>>844011
So grappling is more difficult? You're lubed, too.
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>>844011
To pepper your angus
>another kind of bear.jpg
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