/wwe/ general #1694 - BEEGed.com edition

BRIE MODE

Why is Sandow such a wigger

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>tfw owens made this his twitter pic

Based representation. Why is this fat fuck so likeable?

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>Bellas are the only good divas in WWE

>>839379
No one has ever said this

Roman Reigns going to bury everyone tonight. Can't wait.

>>839372
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

>>839376
Its cool that he doesnt give a fuck and everything, but surely he must have felt so much better at the weight he debuted on NXT at

>>839382
more like bury the ratings

>>839385
Yeah. I agree. If he does get elevated to WHC level theyre probably gonna have him cut down to that form again

>>839383
FAT DICK

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>Mfw Fat Owens Fat blocks people on twitter who call him fat

Heels these days are such pussies.

>>839385
>>839388
Lets be real here, he's pretty short and his rotund nature has been worked into his character/gimmick/personality very well. If he cut down a bit he'd probably be less imposing, lose some of the "uncanny agility" aspect as well as have less perceived weight behind his strikes. He'd ultimately just be another short guy.
What they REALLY need to do is go the opposite route. Bulk that motherfucker up. Fill out the arms and torso to match the gut.
Make him a monstrous little flesh golem.

>>839376
>dipshit son is a Cena fan

Why does he think it's okay to share that?

>>839376
I still have no clue how he landed a 10/10 wife.

>>839376

If you turn on the TV at any time of the day in Canada there will be a channel showing Simpsons reruns and a channel showing a documentary about the Seven Years' War

>>839390
Hes blocked people for far more other reasons too. Its called having a gimmick. Standard Steen before WWE wouldnt of even gave a shit and would probably dish out some good counter bants. Theres only so much you can do when youre kept on a leash by modern PC WWE.

Block Owens Block t-shirt when

>>839391
>, he's pretty short and his rotund nature has been worked into his character/gimmick/personality very well.
No it hasn't.

Owens has never once mentioned his own size.

>>839398

>Being butthurt about banter is having a gimmick

>>839391
>hes pretty short

Compared to dudes like Orton who are like 6'4 yes. He isnt even that short. Hes 5'10-5'11 at most. He isnt Eddie, Rey or Jamie Noble tier.

He wasnt even that much shorter than BMJ when standing next to him

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New look for the high test queen.

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>>839401
If being butthurt about being butthurt about banter is a gimmick, why isn't being butthurt about banter a gimmick?

>>839400
>I eat popcorn and drink soda every day of my life
No way that wasn't poking fun at his weight

>>839401
>implying he isnt just keeping kayfabe like a good "WWE Superstar"

>>839404
the fuck is that

>>839404
Maybe she should focus less on her hair and more on not having the bodily proportions of a coconut.
I mean I know she's Samoan but this level of dedication to kayfabe is simply unnecessary in 2015.

>>839409
>>839410

>Hating on the best debutant of 2015

>Every woman needs to be a little twink

>>839403
>He isnt even that short. Hes 5'10-5'11 at most.
When will they learn

>>839407
So mentioning it once in some throwaway sentence after being in WWE for over a year = it's part of his character now?

>>839407
That was probably his choice to say that desu. I doubt dude gives a fuck about what people think of him. Hes a big boy. Also, any outlaw wrestling fag knows that Steen is a GOAT at backstage politics.

>>839412
>debutant of 2015

I'm pretty sure we could see her muffin-top spilling onto the entrance ramp somewhere in late-2013.

>>839372
Worst finisher in the history of fake fighting

Roman confirmed to be spearing Seth Rollins during his acceptance speech ajahhajaa niggas MCL acl Donna be dead again LOL RIP

>>839412
They sure don't. Nia is just shit though.

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>>839405
haha menes

>>839414
>Hes a big boy
He's obese and so are you

>>839404
i like it, works with her face. Based nia jax.

>>839418
this.

What the fuck is even that half assed spinebuster she uses supposed to be? is that her finisher? shes fucking sloppy and lazy

>>839416
>forgetting the cobra
mate

>>839418
>Nia is just shit though.

Lel small dicked white boy

>>839420
>its the current year
>still using this as bants

>>839427
Anyone who defends Kevin Owens' weight is a fatass themselves. It will never stop being true.

Missed last week but it sounds like they're shoehorning Ziggler into the IC picture to eat a pin from Deanetty so that KO can move on without being pinned again

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>Sorry @frankwweclown I can't control myself around those Gingerbread men

>>839429
I wasnt defending his weight.

>he doesnt know the term "big boy" is also a synonym for being a grown up

retard detected

18+

>>839426
-.-

>>839431
>GINGED

>>839432
"Big boy" is also what mothers call their sons when they're in denial about their child's obesity. I'm sure you've experienced this firsthand.

>>839431
>getting cuckolded by confectionary

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>>839518
k

>>839403
Nigger pls, he is literally 5 foot 8
He barely reached 6 foot cena's nose

>>839427
Fatty detected

>>839430
If KO keeps beating people up its okay to eat a pin now and then,

>>839528
true, but at least if they chuck Ziggler in he wont have to eat pins vs Dean 3 ppvs in a row

>>839526
Cenas 6'2. and their foreheads basically still touch. I dont have the face to face pic. But that aside youre probably just going to spam dank maymays at me

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>>839531
Lie after lie
Go neck yourself tubs

>>839534
point proven. Thanks.

keep posting le /fit/ manlet meme though.

>>839431

Where do I sign up to be the bull?

>>839534
>>839531
Cena's billed height is 6 '1
So you can safely say he is legit 6 foot if that after WWE have added their usual 1 or 2 inches

>>839536
Are you blind?

Cena's nose lines up with KO's forehead.

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>>839534

>>839541
the top part of ko's forehead could touch cenas forehead. The height difference is barely two inches.

>>839536
> their foreheads basically still touch
No they dont
My point has been proven and yours has been proven robg, are you blind aswell as short and rotund?
And i havent made any manlet comments either.
why are manlets so bitter and defensive lads?

>>839542
Randy literally has slav height

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>>839542

>>839544
> robg
*wrong
Fuck knows how i came out with that

>>839544
top part touches cenas where the brow meets. Youre argument is invalid.. stay memeing hard senpai

>>839423
the cobra atleast was hilariously retarded

brie mode is just...sad

>>839546
Bryan had a much better look with the shaved head.
Fucking thanks Brie.

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>>839545
>slav
>height

>>839548
Oreowens' spiked up hair that he has purely to give the illusion that he is taller just touches Cena's eyebrows, plus Cena has a fuck off massive forehead, like 5 inches
K O is legit 5 foot 8, why does this obvious fact cause you so much distress anon?

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Why don't you love him?

>>839553
Because his promos are boring and full of nothing and he can't wrestle.

>>839552
Holy shit mate it's not possible to be this fucking stupid

>>839552
hes 5'10 apparently. EDDIE was 5'8

http://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=1499

>>839552
> 6 foot take away 5 inches
My apologies
K O is legit 5 foot 7

>>839554
> he cant wrestle
Go suck off Steve some more and fuck off out of our thread rulecuck

>>839556
> apparently
Key word

>>839557
Legit kekt at your first posts but now youre trying too hard

>>839559
Hes billed at wwe as 6'0

ill take the info of a wrestling site that profiles wrestlers outside of their billed heights than some retard on a vietnamese rice farming simulator.

>>839560
The only time Kevin Owens is taller than 5 foot 8 is when he lays down

>>839416
just confirms bryan is a bad teacher and should be blamed for her shitty yes lock. Mean while BMJ helped nikki become a better wrestler.

>>839559
Bray has never had a good non-gimmick match

He's like Roman where he has to be carried by kendo sticks or tables

>>839563
is it summer again. Why are you recycling shit

>>839562
> cagematch.net
Next you will try to use le meltz as a legitimate source

>>839563
What did he mean by this?

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>A womyn should win the royal rumble!!!

>>839567
> le summer meme 4 days before christmas
Time to stop posting

>>839565
Brayyy is perfectly passable to good in the ring, he has some good moves and i like his psychology and presence

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>>839563

>>839542
>>839534
>>839531
>>839539
>>839541
>>839543
>>839544
autism speaks.

>>839572
>presence
You mean his belly taking up 50% of the ring

>>839571
No one has ever said this either

>>839577
rude

reminder: highschool is on winter break.

>>839581
Were you made fun of in high school for being fat too?

>>839574
> you can just call me the hamplanet manlet defence force mark

>>839583
Post belly with time stamp and trip.

>>839585
You first fatty

Okay /wwe/ who's superstar of the year?

>>839588
Seth Rollins

>>839588
Kayfabe: Rollins
Actuality: Cesaro

>>839585
>we will never get to see part 2 of the DEVITT vs CMZOM rivalry

>>839574

>Only one (you)

Wew. Are you mad you can't block me on here like you do on twitter?

>>839591
Yeah because Devitt literally got doxxed and his face got exposed and he pussied out.

I guess CMZOM wins by default

>>839592
I think he was saying the entirity of everyone arguing about his height is autistic.

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>>839588

Asuka

>>839593
I never saw his face, someone post it please
> inb4 lelvitt is quentin
Lolno

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>>839596
this desu

>>839588
Finn Balor
He has singlehandedly boosted NXT from the developmental show to the superior product

>>839597
Why not?

>>839596
>>839598
Curb your gooklust virgins
Getting outshone by a rookie and an aussie potato in the only 2 relevant matches of your career at the age of 40 does not mean you deserve an award

>>839599

0

>>839599
but NXT's gotten worse since Balor became champ
Zayn-Neville was the last truly great NXT match

>>839602
the harts are shit

>>839600
Because Quentin had bants and a personality, Devshitt's literal whole schtick was to call wrestlers by their outlaw names and get b8ed into posting his lips

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>>839602
you tried

>>839602

I honestly think Asuka is one of the most talented wrestlers in the world.

>>839606
>Quentin had bants and a personality

Actually hype about RAW tonight. Between the Wyatt's vs. ECW match and the championship changing hands last week was really great.

>>839606
Idk how he got over, his debut gimmick was being a cm punk mark if i remember correctly, then everyone ignored him for a while, and then suddenly everyone was on his dick with that shitty new gimmick.

>>839608
You forgot to greentext it and post a fedora m8

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>>839604
>Zayn-Neville was the last truly great NXT match

>Yfw it's been over a year since that match

>>839394
to make sure cena knows he likes and him wont get buried too hard.

>>839612

I'm too autistic to attempt irony

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>>839608
She's not going to suck your dick because you lied on 4chan about how good she is m8

>>839588
nobody, all of them are trash.

>>839534
>spiked up his hair to look taller

>>839610

Surprising that wyatts and the ECW retirement crew put on a horrid 2 star match at the PPV then the next night on RAW they have a classic multi man match.

>>839611
Boredom mainly, i only spoke to him because he used to reply to every post no matter how shit the b8 was
Also his bitchfits and rivalry with CMZOM were funny

>>839621
Yeah typical tripfag, they're afraid of being ignored so they treasure every (You) they get even if it's b8.

>>839588
Roman reigns or cesaro

>>839618
Next he will come out with a chihuahua on a leash and lifts like bart simpson

>>839588

Dolph Ziggler tbqh. He steals the show every night.

>>839628
Even worse than my Balor b8 lad

>>839628
Go away Dolph

So will Rollins come back to this version?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW_akkW58_A

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> malapropism

>>839634

Isn't there a vocal version of his theme?

>>839629

Tears @ you

>mfw an /asp/ie tried to post in /wwe/

>>839629
His at least got a laugh out of me, take notes bub.

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>>839646
>mfw you have no face

I almost forgot today was slammy week. Is there even a reason to watch tonight?

>>839652
To laugh at how bad it is.

>>839652
Same reason we watch every week m8.>>839653

>Extreme moment of the year
>no Seth elbowing Brock at the Rumble
>no Solena Del Sol through the ladder

voted for HarpGOAT powerbombing dean but it won't win

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>>839634
>>839641
At this point he should just cement his A+ status and doing his own lyrics or insert sound bites from promos.

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>>839652
> tfw the slammys have been irrelevant since Owen died

>>839634
That version is way better

>>839656

>he thinks voting matters

>>839437
Samoan genetics.

>>839437
she had some accident because of a drunk driver,pretty bad, gained weight and hasnt lost the weight

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>Sting vs. Triple H on MOTY list

>>839405
SUICIDE WATCH

GET THE B O D Y B A G S

>>839671
Are you serious bro?

>>839671
>Implying it wasn't
Only millennials didn't mark out for dx vs nwo

>>839671

What? Seriously?

The ego on this man....

>>839671
I wonder who put that up there

>>839671
Renee is the most qt girl working for WWE

Prove me wrong fags

>>839668
Almost equivalent to
>muh genetics
as a shitty excuse

>>839676
Actually, only millennials would mark out for that, considering millennials were the main demo for those groups.

oh, wait, could you just be an idiot that doesn't know what a millennial is?

>>839652
To see seth.

>>839676
> marking for NWLol helping sting
> against their irl best friends
> not being baffled and snorting in derision at the utter horseshit involved
Found the underager
PJWTS now faggot

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>Mfw the royal rumble triple threat is STILL match of the year and it happened in January

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>>839681
Why are people this easy to b8 since we moved to this board?

>Best John Cena U.S. Open Challenge Slammy
why?

>>839682
>wanting to witness a microcosm example of why thousands tuned out over the course of the year

>>839686

Why not? That was one of the best parts of the year

>>839553
but i do..

Although i'd love him more if he was booked for something else than high-tier jobbing and if his promos actually made sense

>>839688
You can just put those matches under Match Of The Year category.

>>839686
BASED
M
J

>>839684
It's probably the best mesh of story-telling and in-ring quality but it's not the best match because that obviously carries a weighty bias to pure in-ring quality.

Does anyone else feel that Bray is the Superstar of the Year?
He has been the guy who has most consistently performed and made the utmost out of being handed absolute shit. I mean, Seth was booked poorly, but he was booked prominently, too, Bray was shuffled off to the side and had to one-man-carry feuds with Undertaker and Roman.
Unsung workhorse of 2015 for sure.

>>839571
yes, rose should

she isnt even in the divas division ffs, let her win anything already

>>839588
harper or ambrose tbth

To be perfectly honest, I only care about seeing Adam Rose's segment tonight.

Sting vs. Triple H doesn't even make top 100 matches had this year including those done on Smackdown and Main Event.

>>839699

>Ambrose

Literally what has he even done this year?

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>>839571
>Charlotte enters early
>gets punched by a male
>rolls out the ring for 90% of the match
>enters later on
>gently pushes the last guy out as he celebrates standing on the top of the turnbuckle not realizing she hasn't been eliminated
>commentators play up Charlotte's heart for hanging with the Men for so long
>she goes to WM
>against BMJ
>match starts
>he tips his cap
>hits the AA
>gets the clean 1, 2, 3 over sexism after a contest of equality between two equal athletes

>>839696
I think he has been on every PPV this year.

>>839686
because the best match category couldnt be all cena matches

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>>839703
Would be mad for months but would mark the fuck out for that BMJ win.

>>839704
He wasn't on the Elimination Chamber.
Which was retarded because the IC Elimination Chamber was won by Ryback whom he pinned the prior PPV.

>>839702
He was one of the most fun guys to watch (in-ring and outside) for me also, he's over af and just won a title

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>>839710
Nice b8 bruh, you got me.

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>>839710

Oh so he did nothing.

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I just realized that Kevin Owens wasn't as fat in NXT. So basically he was told to lose weight, he did, and then as soon as he was in a comfortable position, he became a fat cunt once again. This fat fucker should NEVER EVER be anywhere close to the WWE title until he learns basic willpower.

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>>839710
>deanetty marks

>>839696
>He has been the guy who has most consistently performed and made the utmost out of being handed absolute shit.
I'd argue that would be Cody Rhodes

At least Wyatt got a WM match with Taker.

>>839710
Not him but fuck 90% of Ambrose's in-ring game this year.
They have booked him appallingly and he doesn't give a shit anymore.
Though he's one of the better talkers even though he only gets to via backstage segments and is usually consigned to twitching memeily as Roman speaks in the ring.
He's also legit one of the only over Faces/People in general.

>>839702
>>839713
pretty much nothing hes about to bury the I.C. title like he did the U.S. title next year though.

>>839714
yep hes a fat piece of shit

>>839717
Key-words, "made the utmost".
Cody has been shit.

Worst RAW ever coming up or just worst of the year?

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BASED PAUL AND VINCE AND K KWICK

>>839722

It's not RAW

>>839714
>that real-life Heel-work
>this mark getting obliterated

Holy fuck yes.

>>839714
Pretty much the opposite of kassius ohno, not only did he still his gimmick and his job, he did it better.

>>839721
I like Stardust though

Guys I was edging and almost busted to those Kana gravure videos on youtube. Does this count as a nofap relapse?

>>839722
Christmas episodes are always the dankness because WWE go off the deep-end of retardation.

>you know remember that Christmas episode a couple years ago wherein ADR was mid-way through working a Face Turn
>then he suddenly ran over Santa so he could resume his Heelishness for one night only and job out to BMJ who LITERALLY saved Christmas

>>839553
I do. You're just a false prophet.

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>>839728
>I like Stardust
FILTERED

>>839723

Eva blacked when?

>>839730
Thanks adam from what culture! you truly reminded me of that time!

>>839730
>so much heat even his own son hated him for it
based ADR

>>839734
Who and what?

>>839714
>this mark

When people are in NXT they practically live out of the PC. Paige and Becky have gained noticeable amounts of weight too.

They need to get him a personal trainer or something

What superstar do you think gives the best hugs?

I bet it's Goldust

>>839738
What they need to do is learn to craft more stars across the length and breadth of their roster so they can substantiate rotational touring with numerous top guys of each brand and give people more time to rest up and hit the gym.

>>839738
Becky is fine. Paige has become chapter and soon she's be a book.

>>839739
Goldust and Bayley in a cage hug match when?

>>839729
Yes. You're getting a lump of coal for christmas now, naughty boy.

>>839739

Big E tbqh

>>839739
Big E, those massive arms are probably soft as fuck and according to Jericho the Big Ending its the comfiest finishing move you can get

>>839739
Mark henry and ptp.

>>839739
All of the big guys

and Bayley:^)

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>>839738
or you know stop hitting burger king after every show and go work out.
True GOATs find a a way to keep in shape and get gainz.

>>839749

Imagine being in that man sandwich

>>839748
>>839743
>Bayley
>Superstar
Pick one
>inb4 bay leno

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>>839749
>or you know stop hitting burger king after every show and go work out.

ZZ
Z

>>839755
>Fat fuck cuts through the lot instead of going around to walk off some of those carbs he's about to gain
wew

>>839753
Don't be sexist you pig!>:()

Anyone got that gif of Owens eating inside a car?

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>>839753
We need an official collection of insulting monikers for Bayley.
Surely we can squeeze a few more funny ones out.

>Bay Leno
>The Bayboon
>John Beaner

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>Roman will have a better title run than Rollins
The state of creative

>>839755
>putting the performance center right cross a burger king
its like it was a test for all the NXT people lel.

>>839765
Faces almost always have better runs because they're allowed to have clean wins.

>>839763
lel i forgot about that hope someone has it.

>>839764

>we

Fuck off back to reddit.

>>839755
What if he just orders a salad tho?

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WHO HYPED FOR RAW IS ROMAN

>>839703
BMJ?

>>839778
Blow Me Jackoff

>>839775
he still should have taken the long way, also their chicken sandwiches are pretty good.

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>>839778
Newfag out

>>839770
>we have this one guy with endless talent who likes awesome high flying maneuvers

>and we have that brooding, dark, muscular and boring guy

>we need a new top face who should be believable as a real talent who works his ass off and a top heel who has to cut his high-skill stuff

hmmm

Is there any raw acestreams for tonight? Want to watch raw live for the first time but dont want shit quality.

>>839776
RAW IZ TATER TOTS

BAZINGA THIS

Wishes for 2016 /wwe/?

Mine is to see Bray Wyatt rebranded as a racist super-heel named Wyatt Power and feud with Big E.

>>839787
http://www.wwe.com/wwenetwork

>>839786
Seth wouldn't be able to be Top Face tho because the emphasis will always be mic-work/charisma and he lacks too much there to be the top face.
Not saying Roman doesn't, too, but then he won't be able to be Top Face, either.

>>839788
What will be tonight's testicle pun?
Holiday themes?

>>839775
Fast food Joint salads are usually packed full of calories anyway thanks to the myriad dressings.

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>>839788
I swear Vince must have gave him that line

>>839793
>CHRISTMAS BALLS

>>839793
>I thought you had these big ol' boulders but it, uh, seems that Santa left you with little lumps of coal

>>839793
I GUESS YOU JUST DONT HAVE BIG ENOUGH JINGLE BELLS SON!

>>839792
Im 99% sure raw isn't on the network at least not in the UK.

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>>839793
Come down here to the ring Vince, let me hear your balls jingle all the way

baleebs

>>839790
For WWE to develop the entire roster instead of relying on one guy. I'd like Vince to die too, because he is directly in the way of competent booking, for the women especially.

>>839796
>>839797
>>839798

"AAAND YOU CAN..." ?

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>>839804
>I'd like Vince to die too, because he is directly in the way of competent booking, for the women especially.

If EVER a fedora image was appropriate

>>839802
>both eyes close
He even botched a wink

>>839805
BAYLEY-VE IT!
>cue entrance music and Christmas-goblin

>>839553
Because he jobs constantly.

>>839800

raw is next week

>>839806
Absorutely eric

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They remind me of beavis and butthead and also the columbine shooters

>>839810
>letting win/loss records effect who you find entertaining

>>839804

>I hope someone dies so that my mandrama show gets better especially for the wimmin.

Are you brain damaged son? Are you one of those youtube reviewers who like to scream at the camera?

>>839790
Hire this guy dubslyu

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>>839782

Why are Roman and the Undertaker so fascinated with testicles?

>>839820
the only weakness of their archenemy, Lesnar

>>839815
Sure, whatever makes you happy

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>>839785
>>839783

Awww come on senpaitachi...

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>>839823

>I hope someone dies so that Charlotte can wrestle 20 minute matches every week.

>>839822

I thought his weakness was Mexicans.

So who are going to be #1 and #2 in the rumble?

hope its owens and zayn

>>839811
what are you talking about? there is a raw tonight, I'm not an idiot.

>>839825
Keep it coming. All the assravage from one throwaway post is amusing.

>>839827
Dolph Ziggler and Bo Dallas.

>>839820
You know, mentioning Undertaker actually gives me hope for Roman's development.
Undertaker was an utter shitter of a wrestler in the early/Pre-AE and molded himself into a truly iconic general over the course of his career.
Granted he had access to influences both for his character and ring-work Roman does not but still, glimmers of hope.

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>>839830
>yfw Bo will be a generic jobber quickly eliminated in the Rumble
>WWE will not cash in on the massive entertainment opportunity of his 30 Minute extended victory lap after which he jumps into the ring to try and nab the final elimination

>>839790
Hire him vince

>>839820
>>839820
romans gimmick of calling out peoples testicles are fucking GOAT

>tater tots
>shriveled up prunes

wwe creative does something right for once holy shit

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>>839829

>I hope someone dies so that Paige can shit up the show for an extra 10 mins


Link me to your tumblr blog

>>839834
I'm betting that tonight he tells Alberto that he used to have big ol' cajones, but not he just has mexican jumping beans.

I miss Edge :/

>>839553
I do!
But he keeps getting BTFO that his promos mean dick now.

>>839832
How long until Bo gets added into his big brother's stable? You know it'll happen.

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>>839836
based fucking roman

>>839834
Yeah it;s fucking hilarious to be honest. I haven't chuckled so much at WWE tv since Cena's rapping days.

>>839835
Paige has had quite enough screen time senpai

>>839827
1# Rollins 2# Lesnar

Rollins is the last one to enter and pdg's a beat up lesnar who just set a new elimination record after beeing the first guy to enter

>>839839
Same:(

>>839846
>rollins

anon I'm pretty sure we were talking about 2016 rumble, not 2017

>>839841
hes going to take it over most likely
"you see unlike bray who cant seem to win and no make a point, I DO BECAUSE I BOLIEVE IT!"
Then they will be good and they all abandon brayyyy lmao.

>>839828
No raw tonight, lad. Only slammys

>finish finals
>get awarded with a Slammy Raw

t-thanks...

>>839853
Speaking of Slammys
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2015-12-21/2015-slammy-award-winners-28378657
>Best Tag Team
>Usos
>Not the New Day
Rigged as Fuck

>>839858
They weren't even here for most of the year

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>>839858
>getting worked by the slammys

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>>839853
Looks like a Simpsons marathon for me then.

www.twitch tv/samoajoegames/c/4956730

why dont more wwe superstars do this?

i miss samoey joeys stream ;_;

>>839864
>superstar

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>>839389

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>>839834
it's funny because of how juvenile it is and how PG it makes his character.

These are supposed to be legit insults too.

>>839857

18+

>>839858
>Samoans
>Not winning
Anon...

>>839858
Wow, this was clearly rigged. How the fuck could the Usos win?
They had barely any matches this year.

>>839858

How in the world would the usos take tag team of the year? They literally went missing for 8 months and just came back.

>>839841
He won't.
They're taking Bray seriously enough that they won't throw an actual comedy jobber in with him.
>inb4 Bray's a jobber
But look who he's a jobber TO: Roman, they trust him to work with Undertaker, too.
He's a priority within the company, clearly. People just need to learn to look past wins and losses.

>>839858

Unless the usos are turning heel this announcement will get them tons of heat. Literally how? New Day have been break out stars of that division, but I'd make more of a case for Kidd and Cesaro before these guys.

I've been worked hard, even if it's fake.

>>839885
because only reddit likes new day and they account for less than 10% of the wwe audience.

though i think million dollar players should have won

>>839885
The Samoan Mafia strikes again, they must have something dark about Vince so they can blackmail him and force Samoans all over the company

>>839894
actually no, kidd and cesaro all the way

Real nigga shit

Xenoblade Chronicles X is booty

>WWE trying not to make it seem like their slammies are rigged
>give it to Usos two years in a row instead of the only team that actually gets reactions since they've drummed the interest out of the Dudleyz by making them jobbers

>>839894
Goddamn, you're retarded if you really believe this

New Day has been getting some of the biggest reactions on Raw this year since the heel turn

Even for WWE this is stupid. The Usos have done literally nothing the entire year. How will they justify this?

>>839901
I'll give it a pirate once the new exploit comes out

>>839894
>only reddit likes new day

Come on man...I'd have given you props for this bait 10 months ago but this is literally false. New Day get reactions everywhere, and if they don't win tag team of the year, then I literally have no clue what's going on with this company.

>>839911
>and if they don't win tag team of the year
lol

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>Usos tag team of the year
>Lose titles to Kiddsaro
>One of them gets injured for 9 months, the other shits up smackdown on commentary
>Come back just recently as Roman's little buddies
>Tag team of the year
>??????

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>>839911
>and if they don't win tag team of the year

>you in charge of reading the posts literally right above your own

>>839858
All the proof we need that last week was a one off. The company is still shit, Vince still has a samoan fetish and we'll go back to the regular crap this week.

>>839918

I'm convinced that is an editor botch and that they'll fix it on the main show.

>Implying you're all not getting worked like Miss Universe last night

W E W

E

W

>>839919
Why does this dramatically affect your perceptions?
Are you genuinely surprised that WWE's polls are as predetermined as their matches?
You had to see this coming, surely?

>>839927
They would pull some shit like that

Havent watched in months

Here are my top 5 questions

>how are mah New Day niggas?
>is my main man BMJ still out?
>is Mr. Sexy Ass Lottery still out?
>is RuRu still in a rut?
>does my gf Becky Lynch still have that nut ass cheetos dust hair?

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>>839923

>>839930

Shut up baby

>>839928
Because it shows they still have no idea who is talented and over. Or they just don't care. They're going to keep pushing Vince's favourites and no one else.

>>839930
Still champs
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes

>>839928

I could see them rigging Roman being superstar of the year but literally what explanation would they have for the usos? This is intentional sabotage.

>>839919
18+

>there are yurops eagerly awaiting raw
>they are excited to stay up all night to watch an american childrens show
>they can just watch it tomorrow and skip all the shitty parts
>but they won't
>they will stay up to the wee hours of the morn to complain about how this childrens show isn't edgy enough

>>>/sp/64392181

uh oh

>rivalry of the year
>they're all shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfmBzwfz1HY
When will the Doc come back?

>>839944
Yeah I made it on the wrong board kek

>>839949
>>839949
I don't know the exact bump limit for threads over here but I couldn't give a fuck because this is our board anyway and we'll do as we please
>>839949
>>839949
>>839949

>>839935
The Slammys aren't rigged. Casuals like the Usos.

>>839958
Nice try vince.
Fuck new day though, they're trash.

>>839958

I don't believe that for even one second.

>>839958
Casuals don't even cheer them when they appear.

>>839778

[spoiler]Black Mans Johnson[/spoiler]

>>839404
Is that a lazy eye?

>>839404
she kind of has a tranny face but her face is way better than her body