So I got my grey belt today in Jiu Jitsu >inb4 hurr durr new

>>838372

I don't even understand what you are trying to say..

>>838982
He wants to know why his 1337 training resulted in two draw's and a loss. Three loss's to be honest. You should go ask /x/ to give you magic powers so you can blast them with fireballs.

>>838982
>op is speaking English
>you obviously understand English
Wow you're a retard anon

>>838992

Oh, I see.

Well, OP, train more. Develop strategies. See what techniques you are good in and develop a game plan arroudn it (i.e. chain techniques and do you best moves at the very end). Try to find out why you get beat, what is it that other fighters exploit when they fight you? Do more weight training. Eat healthier. Study more fights. Ask your sensei and older students for advice.


>>839027

But what is a "grey belt"?

And why did he get "nothing" awarded and what did he expect to get awarded?

And I'm not quite sure if "how do I not be shit" is 100% correct language usage..

>>839043
OP here. I'll take that advice on board, although I'm doing some of that already. Thanks

>>839049

De nada.

Gray belt? What the fucking hell is that?

>>838372
>gray belt
>over 8 years old

toppest of all keks

>>839100
Some gyms use kids belts for adults. Mine is one of those. Makes me feel like a kid. Oh well.

>>838372
You bragging aboot getting a children's belt?

>>841494
See >>839867