/wwe/ General #1678: Wheaties Edition

>>825190
That makes at least 3-4 this year

The TLC main-event was perfectly booked and demonstrated how to get Roman over - keep him far from a mic and just have him beat people up.

Now it's up to WWE to properly get Roman over with a build-up to a match with HHH at 'Mania to capitalise.

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>>825201
>its a roman reigns vs triple h episode

finally

>New Day kept the title because their merchandise has been selling well
>Dean won for reasons above
>Sheamus kept the title because they want to bank on Irish victories

Am I wrong?

are the ladders really made of wood??

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>>825201
>>825208
>it's a Triple HHH has to shoehorn himself into a match because he can't accept the fact that nobody gives a fuck about him anymore episode

>>825212
At least 2 of them were

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>the tator tots line was intentional

>>825190

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHf--e8wdhU

wtf was with those retarded spots in the ladder match

garbage

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So Roman is now a complete joke, right? I mean, this fucker lost AGAIN then he threw a hissy fit. How does this get him over?

>>825224
If Haitch comes out tomorrow in his wrestling attire he will get a massive pop against Roman

>>825190
These niggers need to go.

>>825212
>>825214
From what I can gather, the rungs of the ladder are thin metal but the structure itself is wood. So when they hit it, it at least sounds a bit metallic.

>>825210
>New Day kept the title because their over
>Dean won because he's over
>Sheamus kept the title because Roman shouldn't have the belt..yet.

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How was this a pin?

>>825232
Because deanetty does not know how to wrestle

>botch your title win

Classic deano

>>825232
>>825235
There's definitely gonna be a rematch on Raw. They can't ignore how fucked up this finish is.

>>825232
No doubt Owens will play it up and the official excuse would be that the ref was blindsided.

>>825235
>deanetty meme

dank

>>825224
He lost to interference which is how WWE will justify it.

>>825224
>muh wins
>how does this get him over
>TLC ends with thank you Roman chants and Roman being the most over he's ever been

Marks

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reminder that this roided up freak wouldnt have a job if he didnt get lucky and grow to 6'7

>>825249
Wtf was that

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>>825249
Jesus christ that match was shit. He also botched that ddt or whatever the fuck that was outside the ring

>>825251
Botch Slowman

#BringBackBigShow

>>825254
Speaking of which does anyone have that webm? Is korea still there?

>>825247
>consistent loser is too stupid to get his friends to help him in a no DQ match when he knows the other guy has a team behind him that is guaranteed to interfere
>b-but he finally got mad after the match, that means he's a badass now

Marks

>>825260
>not understanding that faces have been dumb since forever.

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>>825260

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>Iggles won against this week so there won't be as much anger to toss around at RAW later on

>>825201
Roman is one of the few people I'd be glad to see HHH bury

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>they actually had someone try to climb the ladder while the winner took the belt off the hanger

gj

>>825190
New Day joint WWE Champions when?

I tell you guys what. I watched this PPV with a bunch of guys that have never watched wrestling before. I kept all of the shit in and tried to enjoy myself and enjoy it for what it was the same way the people I was with did. It was pretty fun. I think I'm going to stay off of /asp/ from now on

>>825275
Who did they mark for?

>>825275
there was literally nothing wrong with this PPV aside from that terrible wyatts match and the divas match being 5 minutes too long

>>825278
At least the right team won that match. My lack of faith in WWE gave me this incredibly sinking feeling they were gonna go with the feel-good ECW win.

please webm rowan completely missing his jump kek

>>825276
We got in a hour late so I missed the new day and rusev match

>Alberto Del Rio
We missed the beginning and started when Swagger had his ankle in the chair. There was a huge pop with Rio's finisher onto the chairs
>Team extreme grandpas
But they got super excited every time some one got eliminated. Only caught the one botch with the garbage bin and braun strongman and even then they forgot about it and said how much fun the match was
>Kevin Owens
They were impressed by how a fat guy moves around like he did. When Dean got the win they thought the reversals to pin was pretty impressive. They also liked how Dean did his flippy thing in the ropes
>Diva's piss break
Even they knew it was a piss break match. They got bored of it a minute in. They kept saying how stupid the finish was with the turnbuckle and how that didn't make any sense
>Sheamus
No idea why. They kept cheering on sheamus and popped at every spot, even the shitty throw through the tables on the stage. They kept getting excited every time some one got close to going through the table on the ring. They got confused when the league of nations came in and turned on Reigns when he attacked Heich. I explained that he was technically the good guy and they didn't believe me

>>825288
Also! They got so upset when the table never got lit on fire

future endeavor the wyatt family.

>tommy dreamer dissapeared from the match for 10+ full minutes

did he forget where he was again?

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>>825291
Everybody was disappointed. I saw it about to happen and...

> no way it's pg
They don't do it
> mfw db and Kane did it so why not

Because it's Vince and they're in Philadelphia

>>825299
>Rhyno's going for the gor--
eliminated
>Dreamer's getting th--
eliminated
>Bubba's gonna ligh--
eliminated

>>825281
Wyatts winning was guaranteed after taker and kane destroyed them. Thinking anything differently means you're not thinking

>there are britons that stayed up all night talking about a childrens show
>not even a good one
>one of the worst in recent memory

>>825305
Anon, we stopped talking about survivor series weeks ago

was that a shoot at the end? Roman looked legit mad

>4 stars
>3 will be retired within 3 years.
>bbygirl is going to be the only one among geeks
what's the point?

>>825307
>Reigns shooting on anyone
He is way too professional for that. Hell half the reason he is on top is because he will do what Vince tells him too.The last shoot I saw was the ADR Sin Cara thing and that happened like a year or two ago.

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who /pessimistic/ here?

Where was Barret though?

>>825313
Kicked out

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>you now remember keks who said they respect reigns after his match with bork

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>implying hhh will get booed against roman at mania

>>825216
kek, didn't even try to hide Tom squatting.

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>>825316
>bbygirl vs HHH for a spot in RR
>bbygirl wins
>HHH "lol but you #1"
>BELEE DAT
Lesnar vs bbygirl at WM and bbygirl wins.

>>825322
if this actually becomes a mania rematch i will be 100% convinced that vince needs to die

gotta admit, if they keep booking Reigns like this, I'll mark for him. That haitch beat down as based af pham

Was the podcast any good?

>>825307
hes just a good visual actor

so what's the verdict /wwe/? do we like reigns now?

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WE WANT CENA

>>825337
No.

>>825232
His shoulder blades could still be down.

Of all of tonight's botches, you point out this?

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>>825340
>We need Roman to kill Triple H in the next PPV.

>>825337
have been for a while.

>>825337
We'll have to see, but I thought the after match shenanigans were great tonight.

Owens is done. Unless he's getting a push to the top of the card (he isn't) then he's just going to fade away like everyone else from NXT.

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>>825350
GOOD

>>825353
>im content with the same shits getting pushes for another 5 years

die

>>825350
you're probably right... its ogre

>>825354
Lose weight

>>825355
have sex

>>825354
Its not ogre yet, KO will rise again.

>>825356
but ur mum's still sore from last night

You guys ever wonder what it would look like seeing Kevin Owens dance? Well, tomorrow's your lucky night! Stay tuned! Tell your friends!

>>825359
The only way to redeem Owens its to him to destroy Ambrose in the ring, but I know Vince and he will get Ambrose to stand stronk and Owens will run away.

>>825359
should I call my mama?

>>825359
please dont break my heart like this

>>825357
i don't wanna be optimistic anymore, im already broken pham. I bet you he's gonna be in a pointless feud with ziggler after he jobs to ambrose again. Bank on it

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>>825359
Thank you Vince

KO's merch sales are still strong, I'm guessing KO will be put against Sheamus and someone else in a triple threat match at RR. Of course he wont win.

>>825366
BEST CASE SCENARIO HE WINS THE RUMBLE!

(he wont)

I honestly am convinced vince is retarded enough to have the same Mania ME as last year.

Roman will win the title at RR and Brock will win the RR

Cap this

>tfw you watch one UFC PPV and feel more drawn to it than WWE now

I'm scared guys...I want to enjoy WWE more

>>825368
Twice in a lifetime, AGAIN!

>>825337
Having him blow up and have a legit reaction is a step in the right direction. Just keep his mic time short and let his actions do the talking

How were Braun and Rowan not eliminated earlier?

Sheamus is a good champion

>>825377
He's not. He is only being booked as a stronger heel champ than Rollins because he is big.

>>825377

I think Sheamus is ok but he's not WHC material

So... is Roman Reigns the new Stone Cold Steve Austin? I really hope not

>>825350
Sami will help revitalizing his career once he's on main roster and together they will main event several PPVs.

>>825391

He's The Rock, John Cena, Stone Cold, and Daniel Bryan rolled up into one giant piece of shit.

>>825391

No, he's his own thing which is good. The less they try and make him like someone else the better.

>>825393
stop, the dream mania match / feud is pointless as shit and will likely be a pre show tier match without anyone having a title.

Owens needs to win MITB or something.. because his momentum now is complete shit and hes just a 50/50 bum

Unless they literally have something big in store for him which is doubtful.

>>825358
>i fucked last night

>>825391
stop. I CANT TAKE THIS PAIN

>>825370
UFC is hit or miss though. Only reason to watch is for McGreGOAT. Dude is the best heel right now.

>>825275

This so much.

Wrestling is so much more fun when you're a normie cheering for Reigns and others like him.

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>the ending to the PPV was just a reason to "suspend" roman so he doesn't have to go out in front of the philly crowd and get boo'd

>>825403
As much as it is
>dirtsheets
isn't the rumour at the moment he's facing Bork at Mania?

>>825429
yes. The king of dirtsheets meltz said it as well.. Im not buying it though. Its good to not get your hopes up towards certain dudes in WWE.

>>825403
>Owen needs to win
No

>His momentum is shit
Good. Let him die. He's the worst forced meme there is.

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>this monumental butthurt of zaynowensmark

>>825434
epic memepost m8. Upboated! :^)

>>825435
Who the fuck is "Zayn Owens Mark" and why do i keep seeing this name posted. Is he some tripfag you /sp/ faggots brought with you?

>>825436
>Shit wrestler
>Shit promos
>Shit look
>not at all over with non-fullmeme crowds

He's shit.

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>>825438
>shit wrestler
>shit promos
>has been put over by several legends

>tfw you will never be this bad at baiting

feels good

>>825440
best match of the night. Fucking amazing kill yourself tier spots

>>825440
were there any major injuries out of that match?

>>825439
Having people lay down for him doesn't automatically make him over. The general wrestling fan doesn't care that much about him. They just see some pudgy fat dude in his cringey gym gear.

>>825443
>having people lay down for him

>he thinks the term "being put over" means winning a match


Holy fuck did you just unknowingly BTFO yourself?

>>825443
>Having people lay down for him

do you know what hes talking about?

>>825393
>Sami will debut at rumble eliminate Owens
>They'll have a mid card match at Fastlane
>Low card rematch at mania, possibly pre-show
>Both go on to disappear in the midcard forever, people who think Sami will get a Bryan-esque face run are delusional

>>825446
>>825448

>Implying these people are talking him up of their own choice
>Implying being forced to hype someone up isn't the equivalent of jobbing
>Implying this isn't a common use of the phrase

14 year old IWC nerds are the worst. Enjoy your overweight neckbeard.

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>>825443
>>825446
the term does mean winning a match, but he used it in a different context. What he means is that Hes had good shit said about him and his wrestling ability by legends.

Being put over doesnt always mean match winning, now can you two fags shut the fuck up and post wrestling pics

>>825450
Austin was talking a good deal about Owens before he was even in WWE and in the outlaws though.

5/10, apply yourself. You're trying way to hard family

>>825452

And you're not trying at all. No one has actually addressed the substance of my argument. Owens is not over with the general wrestling fan I.e. the people who actually fucking matter. He looks absolutely awful, and his mic and wrestling skills are poor-average at best.

>>825453
>poor-average wrestling skills
>the only guys better in ring a 5'8 brit goblin and permainjured GOAT
State of this company
although this Neville heel turn they're teasing could be good, especially if he gets Miz as a mouthpiece

>>825453
His wrestling skills are good and his promos are genuine aside from the shitty yelling at cole gimmick hes been given hes been fine.

Jesus christ, does Jim Cornette secretly browse 4chan?

There's a reason he flew through developmental ,made it to the main roster so quickly and been put over by Austin, Rock and Hogan.

He doesnt have the look so hes not over with bodyfags but he gets pops, he gets more pops than he does legitimate heat because people like him. Hes over with nostalgiafag attitude era marks who bitch about Cena all the time because he beat him(thats literally all it takes) and while smarks do make up a large portion of his fanbase.. casual fans are starting to gravitate to him too now. The guys merch sales are still going hard. Say what you want about him.. but for the first time tonight the crowd didnt pop for him as much because he was having a match with a babyface marks and smarks mutually enjoy.

If you're actually going to argue that the guy is a bad performer and a shitter im sorry for your shit tier opinions because its objectively untrue.

I miss flags.. Im probably arguing with an australian right now

honestly, /wwe/, are you hyped for Roman Reigns vs HHH?

when do you think it'll happen?

So do people actually have hope that Reigns will finally work? They've finally got him over, yet I still have a niggling feeling they'll fucking it up.

>Scenario A

That was actually a heel turn, and they spend the next few months desperately trying to get the fans to start booing Reigns JUST as they start cheering him

>Scenario B

The hype from last night dies down and Reigns poor mic skills and general poor booking make this new angle shortlived and boring as they can't figure out where to go with it.

>Scenario C

The fans try to put themselves over by just doing their best to fuck with WWE and go against what they're "supposed" to do. This is essentially Scenario B but with it not being WWE's fault.

I have no faith in this company.

>>825455
Nevilles a great in ring performer but man.. he really isnt going nowhere with that lack of charisma.

>>825459
>i have no faith in this company

please tell me you didnt start feeling this now

>>825461

That accent too. Americans think it sounds absolutely retarded right?

>>825458
I feels like he's taking Seth's mania vs HHH spot if they go with a drawn out build, maybe have Reigns 'suspended' a couple weeks etc to play it out, the only problem that leaves is what to do with the title, I feel like you can't have Sheamus headlining 'the biggest mania ever', my solution is go with this SCSA-Michaels match they teased as the headline and have Sheamus vs DBry (i know > but I'm only suggesting it because it'd be vs Sheamus) or Brock for the title

>>825461
>>825463
this is why they turn him and have Miz manage him, perfect combination of a great talker but bad wrestler and a great wrestler but shit talker

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>>825459
B is the most likely.

How many times has WWE been presented with a storyline like

>wow what a great idea, this storyline practically writes itself!

And then they completely fuck it up. I mean for fucks sake, they couldn't even get the divas revolution right.

>>825462

No, I've had it forever. It just still hits hard everytime they're about to or recently have fucked up.

>>825461
I find his run as NXT champ, especially his feud with Zayn really great and he showed much depth in his character.
Maybe it's just NXT creative team and Dusty being so based.

>>825468
IKTFB. I wish I could remain content and digest the feces that vince hands me.

Probably taking a break from RAW and such and gonna wait until the rumble. Its alot more fun going into PPV's blind as fuck at times like this

>>825471
That's what I am, I don't watch raw and barely keep up. I only coke here after PPVs to shitpost. I went into Summerslam more or less blind and had a blast for the first time in a while since I wasn't as emotionally invested.

Main event tonight is Roman+Little Buddy vs Sheamus+Owens

John Cena and Randy Orton, where are they?

Also is Dbry ded?

>Roman Reigns is suspended indefinitely/fired
>Not even mentioned in kayfabe beyond this, the WWE just goes "he's gone, get over it"
>Royal Rumble comes round
>Title match sees Brock Lesnar literally BTFO Sheamus to win the title
>#30 counts down
>It's supposed to be someone from the League of Nations (let's say Del Rio)
>Music hits, but nobody comes out
>Camera cuts to backstage where Del Rio is laid out amongst a load of gear
>Camera cuts back to the ring
>HOLY SHIT IT'S ROMAN REIGNS
>Referees come running down
>None of them can interfere in the match because reasons
>Reigns goes on to eliminate Kevin Owens last and "win" the match
>Stephanie comes out screaming about how KO is the true winner etc.
>Next night on Raw, they address the issue and "a decision will be made by the end of the night"
>Final segment of the show
>Stephanie about to announce the result null and void, and declare KO the true winner
>Vince makes his return and tells Stephanie that he re-hired Reigns as a personal favour to a mystery person "on the understanding that Roman is in the title match"
>Therefore, the match will now be a triple threat between Brock Lesnar, Kevin Owens and Roman Reigns
>Time goes on, HHH returns and he's pissed that Vince re-hired Reigns
>It's then revealed that the mystery man is Paul Heyman, acting on behalf of Brock, because Brock felt he had unfinished business with Reigns after last year
>HHH discovers a loophole in the contract, and basically we get a retread of the Daniel Bryan/HHH feud from WM30
>Reigns beats HHH
>Kevin Owens wins the title because fuck Roman.

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>>825474
Nah. Owens has to job one more time because of rematch clause!

>>825474

Is little buddy Ambrose?

>>825476

This is way too interesting and entertaining to ever be considered.

>>825476
stop. At this point.. ill be satisfied with the fat fuck even being in the world title picture. None of this will happen though

Roman will be our new god for 10 years. while Seth remains the top heel


Roman vs Seth is literally gonna be the new Orton vs Cena

>>825481

there's no fucking way Seth comes back as a heel, surely. unless wwe creative are retard... oh, carry on.

>>825481
As long as Seth doesn't phone it in like randy has been doing for the past five years it won't be that terrible. Maybe being forced in to the main event all the time Ramen will get better.

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>noone mentioning qt Lana and Rusev
>match was also solid
>they make a great heel pair
well i like rusev a lot, too bad he will never get a push again. Lana may.

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Hello Rusev my old friend...
I've come to talk with you again...
because a vision softly sobbing...
left its seeds while I was jobbing...
and the vision that was planted in my brain still remains...
Within the sound... of future endeavours...

>>825495
I feel like if they're not gonna give PYCEB another serious monster heel run he'd make a great comedy face

>>825497
;_;, pls no. Not like this

>triple h has more heat than any heel on the roster

state of this roster m8

>>825497
Rusev is in LON, he is doing fine

>>825440
>that one guy in red lucha luchaing

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>>825505
>The biggest heel of the past year has been the main event face

What a time to be alive

>>825506
>in a stable that will be done after the Royal Rumble
>Barrett already can't even make the PPV beatdown at the end
>fine

>>825440
ouch look at his fucking KNEE OUCH

>>825506
>implying LON wasn't created just to give some geeks for Roman beat up on

at the earliest it's dying at the Rumble, the very latest at Mania

>>825476
>Kevin Owens wins the title because fuck Roman.
Literally the worst part of your fantasy booking fampai.

Kevin Owens will join the LON

cap this shit

>>825510
I can see why Barrett didn't go out.
He was taken out by Owens backstage, and on RAW we'll see Alberto Burrito, Rusev and Lobsterhead in the ring and they keep on wondering where Barrett went. Then all of sudden Owens comes out dragging Wade, who was "knocked out" and says that since Wade was the weakest point of LON and he wants to replace him.

>>825451
he looks so much more like Bo without the hat

Calling it now:

Barrett wasn't there because he's flying out to London for NXT Takeover where he'll face Sami Zayn

>>825190
That match was fucking stellar.
Huge props to New Day and Lucha Dragons.
Fuck the Usos, though. They're so sloppy and looked horribly out-of-place; Big E had strength, Kofi had agility, Lucha Dragons had flips, the Usos just barely clear the top ropes and have some of the worst looking dives I've ever seen. They're so lazy.

>>825475
Cena is doing a show and Orton is rekt.

Dbry is being held back so he doesn't steal the spotlight from bbygurl.

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STOP HAVING DEAN GO SHIRTLESS

HE'S BARELY CUT NOBODY BUT LANDWHALES THINK IT'S ATTRACTIVE

>>825523
Big E benching the ladder with the luchas on it was bloody brilliant.

>>825530
>he doesn't pop a boner when Dean "swimsuit catalog" Ambrose gets his vest ripped

No homo.

>>825523
For me that match was fucking MOTN, rest felt average after that glorious Salida Del Sol spot

>tease a burning table spot
>drop it a few seconds later
fucks sake

>>825312
Your fav is a boring fat faggot

Dean is more over in every way

Who's looking forward to another night of Roman beating up Sheamus and co? Christ, this must be the fourth week in a row. Legitimately more interested in the the Becky v Charlotte teasing desu.

Does anyone have a webm/gif of HHH selling the hell out of that chair shot?

Where the fuck was Ambrose and why didn't he help Roman? All the talk of celebrating than
>nope ur on ur own lol
Hopefully we seen Roman beat his ass or something. Might make the guy more interesting.

>>825553
>Ambrose actually does something on his own for a night without holding Roman's hand
>"lol why didn't Ambrose hold Roman's hand"

No. Fuck off.

>>825461
Not to mention being a manlet, and ugly as fuck.

>>825249
>he watches WWE
>he complains about steroids

>>825519
>Barret was "knocked out" for a day

>>825554
I didn't say he should, you retard. I'm saying it's a gaping hole in the story and needs to be addressed.

>>825530
Agreed. He's definitely at the natty limit tho

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>Injured everytime he gets something resembling a push
>Got over massively with the Bad News gimmick and got it stripped from him
>"won" KOTR and his prize was eternal jobber
>Gets added to group of people for Roman to go over as the designed pintaker
>Calls the LON "The Lads" - seemingly friendly with all of them - and isn't even allowed to run out at the end of TLC with the rest of them

STANDING... ON THE EDGE

>>825574
Lol he doesn't give a shit, he gets a paycheck just for showing up

It's like how Truth manages to make a living despite only appearing five times a year.

>Bryan gets screwed over
>starts faggy occupy wall street shit
>Roman gets screwed over
>beats the fuck out of people

Thank you based Roman

I hope Roman goes full lunatic and starts attacking everyone in the locker room for not helping him out last night

>>825581
This is the type of character Roman genuinely should be.
Say what you want about his shitty mic-work but he does his offense well enough and his look fits a genuine bad-ass. Having him go hyper-violent tweener coinciding with Cena's return to fill the shoes of the goody-top-Face wouldn't even be that bad.

So can we agree the Wrestlemania card next year will be:
>Haitch vs Roman
>Ziggler vs Breeze
>Ambrose defending title
>Sting vs Austin tease
>jobbers doing jobby things
>New Day vs Hardcore faggots

>>825580
difference being Bryan was actually getting screwed over whilst Roman is being kayfabe screwed over to get sympathy before he 100% wins the belt at Wrestlemania

>>825584
>Sting vs Austin tease
why?

Also
>no taker

>>825584
>Haitch
No.

I love seeing JBL go off on redditors on Twitter

>>825587
>at Wrestlemania

Rumble at the latest.
Roman vs Cena the Rumble Winners is happening because Vince will try and force Roman over with smarks by pitting him against Cena.
>implying Cena won't rocket to new-found heights of popularity and adoration

Cenation gonna grow in 2016, family.

>>825242
It's a No DQ match. That's part of the rules. Blame Roman for having a shitty stable of friends.

>>825584
>implying Roman won't be going for the belt

Haitch and Roman will be saved at Fast Lane

>faint "This is awesome" chants during ADR vs Swagger bore-fest
>after like 40 solid seconds of Swagger's awfully applied Ankle lock

>>825578

It's not like he's the one who has a say in how he gets booked. Got a strong feeling the reason he never really advances past "IC champion" is cause he has beef with Cena.

>Last time we were in Boston, the crowd was booing Cena
>Last night
>WE WANT CENA

Vince should never have to listen to fans, especially smarks.

>>825609
What would Cena have to gain from holding down Barrett?

>>825611

You clearly don't know how petty this company is. Read JTG's book.

>>825523
>>825531
I feel like they missed the boat on the Big E strength spots.
The match was work-horsed HARD by Kofi and the Lucha Dragons, which was awesome, but I feel like they just let Big E's power fall to the wayside and he spent 90% of the match selling for nothing.
When it looked like we were finally going to get a "BIG E SMASH" sequence near the end he just ran in and got dived on by an Uso.
They could've at least had Xavier pick Big E up from the outside at the end and have him climb the ladder with Kofi on his shoulders, that would have been perfectly in-character.

>>825611
Personal animosity needs no reasoning.
Not saying that's actually the case, but if he does have beef like the other Anon suggested, well, beef is beef.

That tag team ladder match was great. Pretty much the only really good match. Deano winning was a nice moment but that match sucked ass. Roman going mental after the match was good but the match itself was lame for a TLC.

>>825425
>Anonymous
I will legit be disappointed

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It was so boring after the tag team match I just googled the results

Looked like Shamus was looking for a final spot when he was at the top of the ladder before he pulled down the belt. Also, I thought the ppv wasnt that bad at all. tag was good, ADR killed jackie with a lot of chairs. IC was decent match. (dont get roll up victories too often) and there were a ton of spot in the belt match. Roman going nuts was fun.

is roman reigns over now?

>>825459
B, because they insist on giving Roman a mic and feeding him shit like sufferin' suckotash and tatertots.

You're gonna pay for attacking me last night Roman! I'm putting you in a match with Sheamus for the World Heavyweight Title at THE ROYAL RUMBLE.

OH MY GOD THE COO JUST MADE ROMAN PAY IT'S THE END OF HIS CAREER.

>>825540
AGAIN!

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>Roman looks strong yet again against several people at once

So where do the wyatts go from here?
Another match with the dudleys? Or do they move on?
I can see them giving the dudleys their win back at the rumble just for shits and giggles.

>>825641
>Dudleys still haven't won their 10th title
fugging hell

>>825637
Im pretty sure they're going to do some hostile takeover angle, haitch wont show up to raw and roman will demand a rematch.

>>825597
Now that I think about it - what did HHH have to do with the LON interfering? Roman's attack on him was entirely unjustified.
How can I support such a needlessly violent man?

>>825642
Thats locked in as a feel good mania moment at mania star

>>825626
>ADR killed Jackie

WWE dropped the ball with Swagger, seriously. He should have been built as the anti-Cena; what Cena would be like as a heel.

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Looks pretty sore desu

>>825648
True. It was interesting seeing how into him the crowd were, or at least his 'we the people' thing.

>>825648
It's a shame he's an unsafe worker with quite literally zero charisma and a voice that sounds like he has a mouth full of pillow.

>>825653

sounds like most of the roster tbqh family

>>825215
alright enough of this, someone give me a link to this tater tot thing

>>825443
My girlfriend hates wrestling. After making her watch last night, she loves Owens and Ambrose and thinks Roman is a joke.

So, will 2015 go down as the worst year of WWE?

>>825255
he actually hit him though, Bubba should have reacted to the first hit, not just put the can up again like a dumbass

>>825655
>most of the roster are unsafe

Not really.
All Swagger has is a good look. In-terms of actual talent he's nothing.

>>825659
Yeah.
And it's all thanks to those meddling kids (from the Shield).

>>825659
Yes

>>825658
Sure, buddy. Sure.

>>825659
No. Nothing will ever be worse than the anonymoose general manager and le epic celebrity of the week shite. I wonder how much money Vince blew on that crap.

Was Trips thinking about HBK vs Hogan when he took that first chair shot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGKBXqugmBY

>>825679

yeah dude, his selling was hilarious. kinda felt like a "fuck you vince"

>New Day Wheaties doesn't come with chunks of deep fried chicken bits

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>>825637
>yfw its a Roman gropes and threatens Steph episode

''I eat popcorn and drink soda every day of my life'' - Kevin Oooooooowens

>>825688
What a MADMAN

>>825674
>projecting

>>825342

D-Von table break was my favorite.

>>825701
Roman was a better madman than Dean last night

>>825702
>throwing around baseless accusations

>>825705
THAT'S WHAT THE LUNATIC WANTS YOU TO THINK, MAGGLE!

>>825440
>people thought this match was actually good

The spot was great, but the rest of the match was sloppy garbage.

Sup guys. Used to watch wrestling when I was a younger with Stone Cold and HBK and all that stuff but I stopped watching around 2000.

Recently got back into out of the blue with my girlfriend. The internet doesn't like Roman Reigns. I don't get it.... He's the most entertaining part of the show. He's not awful. And his storyline is the most interesting one.

What's the deal?

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>HE IS GOING TO SET A TABLE ON FIRE?
>BURNING TABLE SPOT IN WWE?
>
>braun strowman fluffs the spot
>crowd
>goes
>mild

>>825722
He's not from the indies and he's not overweight

>>825464
>(i know > but I'm only suggesting it because it'd be vs Sheamus)
Are you sugesting he is safe for work? He is so sloppy that he ended Jamie Noble career.

Not exactly the best oponent for Bryan.

>>825727

What's the real reason though? Why do people dislike him?

>>825722
>He's not awful

He's awful at the "next John Cena" role WWE are trying to force him as.

>>825394
>Daniel Bryan

Get that faggot outta here. At least Reigns gets to the point when it comes to beating the shit out of HHH.

>>825731
No charisma, WWE for the past 2 years has been shoving him down our collective throats to try and get him over. Most of the audience is smart enough to decided who they like on their own. The more they push the less we like.

>>825722
bad b8

>>825728
Bryan himself said Sheamus is one of his favourite opponents and the stiff work they do together is fun to watch. He'd be a good opponent.

>>825738

I don't think they care one way or another what you think though.

>>825722
If this was a real post, it's hard to explain to someone why Reigns is bad.
They can't tell the difference between a good promo or a bad one, same with a good match or a bad match.
They just watch and consider everything they're seeing as acceptable.

>>825731
He's being booked as a more powerful, less talented Cena. He is John without any of the good and all of the bad.

>>825731
WWE are forcing him on the fans because he is the office's chosen one. No matter how much the fans say they don't want him, WWE will just force him harder. Trying to force people to like something they have already said they don't like is never going to work and just pisses people off

>>825742
That maybe true, but i think that's the reason we dont like him. His accent hasnt been organic.

>>825746

Yeah. It worked out terribly for them with The Rock.

>>825748
and his lack of moveset doesnt help.

>>825749
They had to completely overhaul his entire character to get him over, so your point is worthless. They show no real signs of changing Roman.

>>825749
It did. The Rock was booed out of the building as Rocky Maivia...when he was a face.
It wasn't until he turned heel that people gave a shit about him.
Turn Reigns heel. People will care.

>>825750
SOOPERMAN PUNCH

>>825688
HE'S GOING TO THE TOP ROPE HE'S CRAZY

HE DOVE TO THE OUTSIDE WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?!

You guys bitch and bitch and bitch and bitch about new talent not getting over or getting a push.

They build their own guy and they are pushing the fuck out of him to try and be a new star and yall are like "nah fuck this, bring back Cena."

You're faggots, is all im saying.

>>825754
I'm really sick of them hyping Dean to be this unpredictable guy when he does the same sloppy shit every match. I can't fathom how people like him. He's Roman-tier bad.

>>825722

It's neckbeards

>>825752
Then who do we have as a face?

>>825755
No one would have any problems if he wasn't booked to not lose cleanly and go over several people at once while not even looking that strong in terms of his physique

>>825755
The reason fans are upset is because WWE isn't writing for the rest of the roster.
They're writing for and focusing on ONE person that has proven to be a flop for the past year.
How hard is that for you to understand?

Protip: The reason the rest of the show is so dull is so that the Reigns segments will seem more compelling.

The more ya know.

>>825758
No one, because WWE hasn't given two shits about anyone but bbygurl. They're fucked whether they turn Roman heel or not.

>>825758
Ambrose.

>>825755
>waaaaah

>>825758
BAAAAAAAAARRRRRRAAAAAAAACK
LESSNER

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>ambrose celebrating in front of the chick with massive tits

>>825763
>Ambrose
>Ever being a top guy
kek

>>825755

It's how hard they push him which is the problem. They've been shoving him down our throats since the shield broke up. He's horrible on the mic, has an incredibly limited and boring moveset, and acts like a crying bitch any time he loses. His outbursts after he loses, stealing the belt, etc. just make him a baby. Let the man use his powerbomb more and give him a fucking suplex to work with. One hit knockouts and spears are garbage.

>>825674
>>825708
kek

>>825769
>What is CZW?

>>825769
>waaaaaah pay attention to me

Hello newfag.

>>825774
Not WWE, so it is completely irrelevant.

>>825772
They should've gone the whole hog with the "HE WAS IN THE SHIELD YOU GUYS" gimmick and given him a powerbomb finisher.

>>825776
>I'm not a wrestling fan, I'm a WWE fan

>>825775
Greetings, retard.

>>825772

It's wrestling dude. At the end of the day, it's wrestling. Think about how absurd some of your favorite characters of all time are, and the storylines they were involved in. Stop expecting them to book it with the same criticism you'd give to Great Expectations.

>>825210
It's a simple equation; you get over, you get a push.

>>825780
Hello Newfag.

>>825755
>you're getting Roman
>we don't want Roman
>tough shit, you're getting Roman, but y u mad tho?

>>825775

Hardcore Champion at best. Shit moveset, retarded in-ring actions because he's a lunatic fringe (rebound off the middle rope, run and kick off the turnbuckle for no reason), and just being small ruin him.

>>825787
>rebound off the middle rope

It's called the Nigel.

>>825779
>projecting
WWE doesn't care what he was before.

>>825787
Hello Newfag.

>>825249
He's still so green though.

>>825782

Mrs. Joe was a great heel though.

>>825741
Yeah but Bryan now needs extra care because he is at the verge of being broken, someone like Del Rio or Orton (Who are considered the safest workers) would be a better pick.

>>825787
This. Why the hell does he run through the middle rop instead of leaping over the top? It causes him to have to slow down and lazily jump through, making the move look even more weak.

>>825782

Storylines in the 90's were absolutely fucking insane yes, but now they just reuse the same shit over and over. How many Bray Wyatt feuds do we need to see that are exactly the same? Oh a someone vs the authority feud, let me guess Roman gets fired on raw tonight for attacking HHH. It doesn't have to be so shit is all we are saying. Everything I wrote in my other post are valid criticisms.

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Is anyone else surprised that Mauro Ranallo took the Smackdown gig? Always enjoyed him when he was calling Strikeforce fights. Hope he doesn't get burned out by the way Vince does things.

>>825795
>he is at the verge of being broken
nice meme

>>825790
How is that projecting?
Seriously, tell me how, unless you're just using that word because it's "cool" on 4chan and you want to fit in.

>>825795
>Yeah but Bryan now needs extra care because he is at the verge of being broken,

Reports stated he had a healthier brain than an average person his age without a concussion.
He has been cleared to compete by hard-ass NFL doctors.
Bryan's fine. WWE are spiting him.

>>825795
>Orton
>Guy who throws out his shoulder every time he sneezes
Pls no. He deserves a better guy than that.

>>825734
Did you miss everything in the year leading up to WM30? At least watch the fucking show if you're going to try and criticize it.

>>825769
Same with Roman and Sheamus. The fans will never accept them as a top guy because they're shit. Doesn't matter how many title reigns they give them, they are midcard 4 life

>>825249
Bully was clearly being stiff the whole night because of how clueless Strowman is.

>>825799

>Let me guess Roman gets fired tonight?
>it's a stone cold gets fired in the opening segment episode

>>825804
The DBry/Orton Face vs Face No DQ Series during DBry's ascent to the Main Event was fucking amazing.
Orton must respect DBry or some shit because he actually tried.

>>825791
>>825789

Don't give a fuck what it's called. It's shit. If his opponent was close to him and Ambrose rebounds off into a clothesline or something, that's great. But he runs 5 feet away into the rope and does it for no reason, same with the kick off the turnbuckle into nothing.

>>825796

We have enough of the jumping over the top rope at guys as it is.

>>825802
You assumed that I dismissed other promotions because they weren't WWE, when it is WWE themselves who do this. Having previous experience somewhere else doesn't mean shit. Vince does not push guys off of that.

>>825800
seeing as how they are going to try to make smackdown relevant for the channel switch, at least for a few months, im not surprised they got a new guy, im surprised that it was a big splash though.
Actually who is the current announce team on smackdown?

>>825814
>for no reason
IT'S BECAUSE HE'S HECKIN BONKERS DUDE

>>825815
Okay, but that's not projecting. Don't use words you don't understand.

>>825804
>Guy who throws out his shoulder every time he's told he's working the pre-show

fixed

>>825811

As I wrote in that same post, many storyline's from the 90's were fucking horrible. Most of 1998 Raw matches end with either Stone Cold, DX, or the Nation running in and attacking everyone for no reason. No feuds come out of it, just straight attacks. Still better than what we have now.

>>825801
>>825803
Wouldnt surprise me if Bryan paid for that, though WWE not wanting to damage Roman push.

>>825804
His matchs with Orton were dope though.

>>825816
It's Byron, King, and Cole.

>>825823
I thought Booker T was back on commentary?

>>825817

LUNATIC FRINGE AMBROSE ASYLUM.

>>825823
>>825823
im guessing hes taking over for cole, so good maybe get rid of king too but i know that wont happen.

>>825821
The Attitude Era was the best era in sports entertainment and the worst era in wrestling.

>>825826
On Raw.

>>825821

because the talent level isn't able to develop for years and years under the radar in territories and then by the time they get to the big show they are 30, seasoned, and have a developed character.

everything is micro managed. the internet killed pro wrestling. remember that in 10 years when you make a stone cold reference and nobody knows what you're talking about.

>>825830
This teebeeaitch. It's overrated imo. Stuff like wrestlers literally trying to kayfabe kill each other made for good entertainment, but wrestling really fell to the wayside during the whole thing.

>>825812
>Orton must respect DBry
everyone respects DBry - literally all of them think he's the best wrestler

>Ryback bowing to him
>Roman Reigns - "Bryan is the best and anyone who disagrees is an idiot"

>>825803
doesnt discount the fact he had 2 major injuries back to back, that just shows sign that he can get hurt easier and the concussion thing is even worse because once you have a couple your susceptible for another easier.
>He has been cleared to compete by hard-ass NFL doctors.
just like rey was and he got hurt the very first match back, they learned their lessons.

>>825835
>''now watch as I bury him the next chance I get''

>>825834

>biggest and most entertaining era in wrestling history
>biggest names and biggest stars
>people could cut promos
>people could book shows
>3 companies peaking all at once

Yeah. It was awful for wrestling.

Be sure to kill yourself.

>>825821
>Most of 1998 Raw matches end with either Stone Cold, DX, or the Nation running in and attacking everyone for no reason. No feuds come out of it, just straight attacks
Well that's clearly not true, especially considering that everyone on the card had their own feud/storyline back then unlike now where only the top few guys have one

>>825830
thats about right, I saw some match that i thought was absolutely great re-watched and it was full of botches that i just shook my head through most of it.

>>825803
I understand their concerns. The guy is made out of fucking tissue paper and gets almost immediately every time he comes back.

>>825839
>can't tell sports entertainment from wrestling
Calm down, Vince

>>825834

You realize that most of us as smarks, are people who grew up watching during the Attitude Era, loved it, stopped watching for a little while, and now as we are older are watching again and trying to figure out why its so fucking lame.

What i'm telling you is, the attitude era was so good, we continue to watch a show we hate hoping to get a taste of it again.

>>825839
As in the actual ring work, you fucking retard.

Be sure to work on your reading comprehension.

>>825830
It was actually entertaining, like a scripted TV show is supposed to be

>watching sports entertainment for 'wrestling'

>>825836
>>825844
Fair enough tbqh
If I were them I'd tease his return throughout next year and eventually bring him back to giga-pops at the 2016 Rumble.
Have him undergo some intense physical work beforehand so that he's in tippytop condition. Should be enough for one last run

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>>825848

>I watch wrestling for the matches
Faggot.

>>825849
I didn't say it wasn't entertaining.

>>825846
It was really good, but it wasn't the perfection that it's made out to be. Storylines and characters were top tier but the matches were pretty average-bad most of the time. Now it's almost the other way around, only the good can't outweigh the bad anymore.

>>825834
>wrestling really fell to the wayside during the whole thing.

What is wrong with smarks? That timeline had some of the best matches in this company's history.

>>825851
The 90's are never coming back, get over it

>>825853

Most people look back on things they enjoyed as a child with good memories.

I.e they don't make music like they used to
i.e this wrasslin aint what it used to be

>>825851
I don't. I watch it for both story and matches. WWE is incapable of having a nice balance of both.

>>825852
I know, I was pointing out that quality of 'wrestling' is irrelevant on a sports entertainment show. 'Holds', 'flips', 'pins', etc mean fuck all if nobody cares about the characters or story behind it

>>825859
And this is what WWE cannot grasp.

>>825855
>good TV wrestling isn't coming back, get over it
That would explain the record low ratings. Just put it out of it's misery

>>825862
See you in the RAW thread tonight, pal

>>825644
>needlessly violent man
>on a WRESTLING SHOW

nigga wut?

>>825853
>Benoit, Eddie, Jericho, Dudleyz, Hardyz, Edge & Christian, Angle, Rock, Shane, Triple H, etc all at their peak
>matches were mostly bad

Obviously you didn't watch it

>>825859
I'd argue the opposite too. If a character's moveset doesn't seem legitimate or fitting of them, no one will care.

>>825869
All of those guys peaked during the Ruthless Aggression era.

>>825853
>Now it's almost the other way around

Top lel. Now the matches suck and so do the story lines. What are you on about?

>>825869
>>825877
Excluding Rock.

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AGAIN

>>825864
Glad you're enjoying my posts about how wrestling is on it's deathbed and want to hear more

>>825882
that bird's gum chewing is hypnotic

>>825877
Not wrestling-wise. Benoit, Eddie and Jericho were putting on top quality matches in WCW. Dudleyz were doing it in ECW. Hardy, E&C, Angle, Shane, Rock & Triple H had some of their greatest matches during the Attitude Era

>>825883
As long as fans like you stick around to watch, it'll stay alive

>>825868

We're expected to boo Orton when he beat up Cena's dad or when he beat up Vince.

>>825890
Attitude Era only includes WWE. WCW and ECW were their own entities at the time.

>>825890

>Counting WCW and ECW during the Attitude Era

Attitude Era literally only applies to WWF m8