/wwe/ General #1674

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/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?

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>>817731
>le tattooed vanilla gorilla

>>817727
first for the boss

>Usos win Tag belts
>Dean wins IC Title
>Roman loses WHC.
>This turns Roman Heel
How would you react?

>>817740
Well Dean sucks so I wouldn't be too happy about that. Roman turning heel wouldn't necessarily fix his invincibility either so it would be same shit different attitude

>literally no hype for TLC

Cena has one foot out the door. If WWE had 3-4 more years of cena to rely on, there would be no urgency to push reigns as a legit title holder. Cena is headed to Hollywood, and he is leaving the wwe in flames behind him. He will be exclusively part time post-wrestlemania, where he puts taker over

no belts will change hands.

except maybe the divas title.

>>817745
You think they're going to put a belt on Paige after that deal with the 'dead brother' comment?
No, they're going to try and wait for people to forget that before making her a champ again

>>817743

Hard to be hype when there are no storylines worth a shit

>>817748
i dont really care about what happens with the divas, but Paige is more popular right now.

>>817752
WWE Fired Hulk Fucking Hogan to save face, Paige is literally going to be on the back burner until the 'Dead Brother' Comment is forgotten.

>>817745
They won't put the belt on Paige. They're getting ready to phase her out of the title picture and put Sasha/Becky in there. Charlotte will probably drop it to one of them at RR/WM.

>>817745
The New Day will lose. They've done nothing but job for months.

>>817753
oh yeah, paige said that.

>>817754
so no title changes.

cool.

>>817755
and that is exactly why they will win.

Reminder that Bryan is not over, it's his chant. Even fucking Big Show got a yes chant going back at the end of 2013.

>>817753
> working yourself into a shoot

Fucking mark

>>817759
Go to bed Vince

You need a good night's sleep so you have the energy to think up new can't-fail ways for Reigns to get cheered

>>817759
finally someone admits it.

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>>817764
It's a known fact.

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>tfw Zayn will be back soon

>>817764
>>817765
> Br-Bryan isn't o-over, g-guys
> T-Tater Tots

quads and Reigns wins the title on sunday and holds it for the next decade

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Holy shit, a wrestling board on 4chan
nice

>>817768
He already is, worked the Newcastle show

>>817777
Well alright then

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can someone explain the tator tot thing to me. Also, if Cena does get cast as Shazam, will he be done with WWE?

>write 'Paige' into youtube searchbar
>one of the first suggestions is 'kiss John Cena'
Fucking shippers, I swear. Do these people really care about nothing other than their fanfiction tier cute couples?

>>817784
> yfw Paige is young enough to be Cena's kid

>>817782
Well he won't be but if he was he would just appear infrequently like The Rock.

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>>817785
>Cena is 39 in April
Holy shit

>>817782
>Cena as Shazam
>Rock as Black Adam
DC PLEASE

>>817782
Reigns cut a terrible promo that some dumbshit marks actually bought into

>>817782
As long as they make Cenazam fight Henry's Superman, I would be cool with that.

>>817753
>paige is in trouble for a scripted comment she got told to say
>this is comparable to the hogan scandal
holy shit how stupid are you?

I've been watching Total Divas for the last hour. The fuck is wrong with me?

>someone actually uploaded a video called 'John Cena's feet' using TD footage
I guess women have degenerate fetishes too.

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>>817802
Total Divas has much better storylines than Raw

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>>817797
Although Cavill did get buff as shit, Cena would look way bigger than him. It would be a nice fight though, both the same height and who wouldnt want to see Shazam vs Superman

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>>817777
balee dat!

>>817805
> Nikki easily defeated in a battle of wits

And they say this show is a work

>>817759
Except no? There is a reason why WWE cant replicate the chant and why Bryan was the only wrestler in ten years to be over as fuck no matter wether he played a heel or a face.

>Bryan haters BTFO everyday
Bryan is truly the GOAT.

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>>817777

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>>817777

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>>817777

>>817814
>annoying little kick man
>doesn't even look like a wrestler

When girls and casuals see him on tv, they wonder why his dog ugly, horrible talking ass is even there

>>817823
When they see him the ratings goes up.

>Doesnt even looks like a wrestler.
What makes someone look like a wrestler?

>>817814
he stole it from someone
>Bryan is truly the GOAT.
no that was his gimmick the goat face

>>817827
>he stole it from someone
He improved it and made it work. Another point as why Bryan was the one over, not the chant.

>>817825
>When they see him the ratings goes up.
Yea that smackdown run with terrible numbers say otherwise.

>>817825
>What makes someone look like a wrestler?
YA GOTTA BE 9 FEET TALL, 600 POUNDS AND BALD DAMMIT

>>817814
>Bryan was the only wrestler in ten years to be over as fuck no matter wether he played a heel or a face.

Maybe if CM Punk didnt exist

>>817828
>He improved it and made it work
lel it was the samething
>Another point as why Bryan was the one over, not the chant.
nope they chant it at random events not even tied to him, the chant is over. Just accept it.

>>817799
Notice how the line was removed from Promos and has been called 'Harsh/uncalled for word'?
That shit is being forgotten like Cena's old finisher names

>>817833
And they chant "DAN-IEL BRY-AN" during segments he's not even a part of

Bryan is over.

Just accept it.

>>817835
I still can't get over how stupid 'Attitude Adjustment' sounds. RIP FU

>>817839
FU wasn't all that great either, it only made sense in context of the feud with brock he debuted it in.

>>817838
Fuck off mark

Daniel Bryan isn't over and never has been.

The only things that were over was the Daniel Bryan chant, the YES chant and the name Daniel Bryan.

If you gave ANY wrestler the Daniel Bryan chant or his name they'd get over.

>>817838
They havent done that even once since hes been gone. Not even when people mention his name in promos.

Who /UFCandWWEallWeekend/ here

>>817829
>One bad rating means he wasnt a draw.

>>817830
Then why is Roman being pushed?

>>817831
>Wasnt over enough to ME wrestlemania.
My point still stands, also it wasnt until his MitB storyline that he went over and that didnt last long.

>>817833
>Chant wasnt over until Bryan picked it up.
>No one else has been able to make it work.
>I-its the chant that is over.

>AntriBryan fags being BTFO everyday
Based Bryan.

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>it's a
>"Bryan was great"
>"The chant was over"
>"But he was over for x and y too"
>"No all he does is kick"
>thread

Don't you guys get tired of repeating yourselves? It's like that guy who replies to people just so he can say Dean is going back to CZW at least once a thread

>>817843
>If you gave ANY wrestler the Daniel Bryan chant or his name they'd get over.
>No one has been given the chant because they lack the charisma to pull it off.
>Even WWE knows this.

>Antibryan haters BTFO on a daily basis.
Truly the GOAT.

>>817831
>Maybe if CM Punk didnt exist
according to WWE he doesn't

>>817844
lol the crowds popped for him pretty hard when Miz name-dropped him last week

> almost 2016
> still tryin' to be denyin' the Bryan

>>817842
Still, it gave him a modicum of edge unlike his messiah character now.

>>817839
It's worse when you realize Five Knuckle Shuffle is Slang for Wanking but WWE is ignoring that because it's not as apparent

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>“He didn’t have much fight in him, did he?”
dayyyum. that's almost as bad as when orton suggested eddie was burning in hell(or was that batista?) either way, that's some old school heel work by paige.

>>817851
he still has edge see >>817852

>>817846
>No one else has been able to make it work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d60XnpnHIfM

>>817833
>the "you can't see me" phrase is over not Cena
>the "WHAT" is over not Stone cold

>>817849
Other than the sticky note thing they haven't really denied his existence.

>>817855
>fans chanting Daniel Bryan's chant for his literal wife.
Next you're going to tell me that Eddie was never over because they chanted his stuff at Vicky.

>>817858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KALoMEynWtc

>>817855
>One time segment
>not even the same magnitude of pop when Bryan does.
>his fucking wife is doing it
>Implying thats not an indirect message from the fans to get Bryan himself back.

>Year 2015 nearing 2016
>Anti Bryan fags BTFO.
B A S E D
A
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>mfw my lazy bait started a total pissing contest

>>817859
Yeah, and tell me, how did the crowd respond to the Big Show vs. Orton match as a result of that segment?

>>817859
>not posting the episodes where he did this and no-one cared
if big show could get over with the chant he'd have kept the chant and stayed as the main face rather than fading off into obscurity again

>>817853
Batista just said, 'Eddie's dead'. It was Orton who said
>Bro, Eddie ain't in heaven. Eddie's down there, IN HELL

And I agree, I thought it was kind of neat, though understandably a sore point for the Flairs. I like Paige's heel work desu. Insulting dead family members, snatching fan signs, she's good at it.

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did this count as reigns being champion? was it held long enough to be counted?

>>817865
yep, just like when Daniel Bryan first won the WWE Title and only held it for less than ten minutes

>>817865
Yes. He beat the champion for the tittle.

Like how Kendrick is a former world champion.

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>been injured for an eternity
>ANTI-SMARKS STILL TRYING TO SAY HE WASN'T OVER
The GOAT takes no prisoners desu

D-Bry still has time on his contract right?

WWE wouldn't actually be stupid enough to let him leave and kill himself in some outlaw promotion, would they?

>>817869
All WWE care about is bbygurl

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>>817861
That always feels good.

>>817869
WWE doesnt wants a guy thats naturally over, even more so when ROMAN needs less competition for top face.

Sasha's theme is really growing on me. I'm such a degenerate.

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>>817777

>>817869
> implying that Bryan dying outside WWE isn't what the company wants

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>>817777

>>817869
>WWE wouldn't actually be stupid enough to let him leave and kill himself in some outlaw promotion, would they?
They literally did this to Kurt Angle

So, What can WWE do to save themselves in TLC? What is going to make people crazy?

>>817838

If anyone had the yes chant, including jobbers 4 life like Jack Swagger, they would have their names chanted too.

Which Dudleyz theme song was better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJe3XdHQ3oQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9I91JVKTPw

>>817892
angle would have died in WWE - he got a much lighter schedule in TNA

>>817740
Do people really think Roman would turn heel? What big faces would we have left at that point.

>>817777
DELETE THIS

>>817911
>Roman
>BIG face.

Go home Vince.

>>817740
I saw the whatculture video too m8

>>817892
Kurt Angle was and probably still is out of his mind on pills and steroids though, and refused to rehab his injuries. Bryan's the most clean living guy there is, he seems perfect for the modern, pussified WWE.

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>>817920
The only problem with Bryan is his bones are literally made of wet paper. All these news sites piss me off
>put in Bryan already!
>he's had enough time to recover!
>put him with Brock!

Everytime he comes back he gets injured somehow and that's all the ammo these former wrestlers need to say
>look! he got another concussion! we told you this company is unsafe! we're all suffering even today! pay us millions in damages

Brock would probably snap his spine in half going for an f5

>>817931
>Brock would probably snap his spine in half going for an f5
most likely one brockplex and bryan is done and they have to stop the match. 2 minute match tops and everybody will be sad and scared for bryan.

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>>817913
just because hes isnt a big face to your smark mind doesnt mean he isnt to others.

>>817941
>Implying someone wanting to touch a wrestler means he is a big face.

Even a jobber like Ziggler wants to get touched by fans.

>>817808
he's a big guy

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>>817777

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>>817951
4 U

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is TLC this weekend?

haven't watched Raw since Sef and Cesar went down

Who is Bray wrestling?

>>817964
It is. Bray and his family are against the ECW originals (Tommy Dreamer, The Dudleys and Rhyno).

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>>817768

>excited he's back

>then have that creeping dread where I realize he'll be on the WWE in a few months
>he'll be there right along with Neville as one of the jobbers on a pre-show

>>817968
I might watch that, thanks

I assume it's Reigns vs Sheamus for the title. Is it expected to change hands?

>>817972
Rumor is Sheamus is holding the title until the Rumble.

Who /Jerishow/ here? One of the best thrown together tag teams in recent memory desu. The breakup was done well, I thought. One of the few times a team didn't turn on each other.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFiUZiZLa6I ;_;

>>817805
HE NEVER FUCKING LOSES

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>>817976
rybaxel was based, real americans was good as well.
>One of the few times a team didn't turn on each other.
rybaxel being another.

>>817983
is Ryback that much of a manlet?

>>817782
>Cena vs the rock in a superhero movie

MUH DICK FUCK

>>817988
No, he's like 6'1''. Axel is about the same. It's just a really badly done image.

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>>817988
no they just wanted him to be front and center

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>>817777

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>>817777
Chekt and kekt

>>817998
/tv/ pls

>>817973
>Roman is going to main event WM 2 times in a row.
I can also see how they Bullshit it
Either he wins the title off Shamrock at the Rumble
or
He just barely loses due to shenanigans, is number 1 in the RR right after the match starts because Authority Heels and ROMANWINSLOL so he can look strong for not only being number 1 but for being number 1 DIRECTLY after a match

The build for TLC has been shit but I think we may get some good matches out of it. It feels like it will be mostly heels(and whatever Charlotte is) going over though, I don't know what faces it really makes sense for to pick up a win.

>>817727

I have to ask, what does OP's pic refer to?

>>818012
Kill urself my man

>>818013
That I get. But where does it come from?
Seems to be a cultural thing I'm not understanding here.

>>818010
What match even has potential to be above average raw quality?
Maybe the dudleys match if i had to pick one, but itd just be relying on being a spot fest.

>>817998
why is The Rock staring at Joey Mercury like that

>>818015
Kill urself my man
Yall niggers dont even smoke crack

>>818015
it's a /mu/ meme, look up Viper the rapper on youtube

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>>818012
a meme about some rapper named viper who had album covers like that.

>>818018
he wants the car that seth gave him.

>>818016
That match is auto shit though because it's a lose-lose.
>Oh look, Wyatts lost again, they are literally never going to relevant
>Oh look Dudleys lost again, why did they bring them back just to lose?

>>818025
>>818021
>>818019

I checked that out, finally got it.
Thanks!

>>818028
I'm talking about the match not the result you mark.

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>The Wyatt family

>>818031
Results mean more to a match than you think.
Especially in this case where both sides having been on losing streaks

>>818039
I didn't say they don't, I was only concerned and talking about match quality though, I could care less if eiher of them lose because WWE has given me no reason to give a fuck about wins and loses for both of them.
Dudleys are just visiting and the wyatts act like they win every feud despite never winning.

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>literally ZERO hype for TLC

>>818041
When was the last time there was hype for a TLC ppv?

>>818042
2013 TLC was pretty hyped up

It's when Orton unified the WHC and WWE titles

>>818043
Yeah forgot about that, was the rest of the card even memorable?
Considering The rumble is the next ppv, TLC just seems like a filler ppv, at least its a gimmick ppv so you have match types you don't see everyday or december would just be complete garbage for wwe.

>>818045
>was the rest of the card even memorable?
I think it was the same PPV that Punk went over all 3 members of the Shield and it was the beginning of Bryan's abduction into the Wyatt family

>>817972
>>817973
Sheamus is in TMNT2 so I'm guessing they'll milk his spotlight for a while.

That fake chuckle he does after tater tots is the worst thing from that promo.

There are way too many fucking PPVs. There should be no more than 5-6 at MOST.

>>818052
It's pretty ridiculous considering it hasn't even been a full month since Survivor Series

>>817903
The current one

>>817912
>Error: You cannot delete a post this old.
I guess we're stuck with Reigns for the next decade.

>>818052
Gotta have one PPV per month to justify the network

>>817768
Ohhhh woahhhhh
Ohhhh woahhhhh
LETS GOOOOOOOO!

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>be at comic con
>pic related is here

What do I Ask him

Who else here is a Baron Corbin mark?
His entrance is fucking god tier and his gimmick is badass as fuck desu senpai.

>>818048
while making Roman look strong

>>818069
>le rock bottom myself man

>>818064
If they just had a single camera setup outlaw style and streamed their some of their live events (not all of them, maybe just the weekend shows) that would be more than enough to justify the network

>>818066
That theme is so shit

>>818069
You know it fām.
Everyone will be all over him once he makes it to raw, guys like us are ahead of the curve.

>>818069
Literally the white Roman Reigns

>>818067
how big his dick is

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>>818079
If you think that's a shitty theme you need to lurk moar

>>818088
>shitty ska pop punk song
>good
You probably listen to NOFX and think it's cool too

Which RVD theme is better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZNHPj4LUec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA__1iizDfs

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>>818079
Are you dumb?

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>>818087

>>818090
I meant to imply DDP's theme was worse

Bit then again
>hating ska
Have sex

>>818091
One of a Kind easy

>>818091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk

What was Corey Graves's finisher?

>>818099
The Concussion ;^)

>>818099
the discount cm punk

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>>818050
nah they will just have the turtles come back to the wwe for a run in and help their friend roman.

>>818067
Where's the other guy?

>>818112
OH SHIT

>>817740
I dont want to watch Reigns even he's a Heel

>>818114
ruse

I'm starting my first run through the Attitude Era starting in 1996, what I want to know is when do I start caring about smackdown? Do I start watching it when it debuts or should I skip it until the brand split? it starts off the same as it is today right?

>>818134

Not asking this to be disparaging, but how old are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yig8NsBRVA

thats gotta be feel pretty good.

>>817765
>Bryan's wife

>>818136
20

>>818134
If you're starting in 1996, please start with Survivor Series. That's when the WWF starting getting good, although it took until late 1997 before they became great

>>818137
who is this Grado? Is he any good?

>>818144
no

>>818140

Well Smackdown started to get really good around 2002 imo so if I were to start somewhere it would be there. It gets way better in 2004.

>>818144
peoples champion of scotland.

>>818144
he the dictionary definition of a meme wrestler

>>818144
he's a meme but he's fun

great character work

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Eric Rowan got a new mask.

>>818152

Literally who cares? He's the janetty

found the ending to that Grado match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvpMUGtRw0I
>grado vs. drew galloway
>finisher on a chair
>2 kickouts
>refbump
>manager interference
>foley
>socko on some cretin
>more manager interference
>foley takes a bump
>superkick to a chair
>second ref with a fast count

foley moving proper slow.
and he looks haggard as fuck.
basically the new lou albano.

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>Hey anon! Come take off your shirt and get some sun with me!

What would you do?

>>818163
He looks so out of shape

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>>817777

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>>818152
>rowan

>>818187
i always mark for this webm

>>818152
>Wyatts win over the Dudleys
>they disappear for a few months
>vignettes of wrestlers getting the crap beaten out of them
>'fringe' wrestlers likes Stardust/The Ascension/Bo Dallas start winning matches
>Wyatts reappear, starting laying waste to babyfaces
>Authority strangely silent
>clean sweep at the Rumble, Bray getting number one contendership
>Bray wins WHC
>Luke/Braun/Erick win Tag titles (freebird rule)
>allies themselves with others, Stardust wins IC title, rechristens it Intergalactic
>Bo Dallas wins US title
>Ascension are henchman/bodyguards
>Reign of Fear begins

>>818152
Yeah cause that means something when the Wyatts are just jobbers.

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>>818189
but how does HHH get over in this scenario?

>>818193
HHH was the leader the whole time

>>818196
>he's Sister Abigail

>>818196
>Vince: "JUST LIKE I TAUGHT EM"

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OFFICIAL JANNETTY POWER-RANKINGS (ranked by how much of Janetty's they are)

>ETERNAL GOAT
Big "Pinned by Tommy Dreamer in 2015" Red

SIX FOOT 300+lbS POWER GAP

>JOINT NUMBER ONES
Jasethy "Pioneer of the Record Low Era" Rollins and Roman "Javestty 2:15" Reigns, the Record Low Bros

RATINGS SIZED POWER-GAP

>2) Wade "Everyone in the LoN gets their own storyline but me" Barretty
>3) Deanetty "Roman's Little Buddy" Memebrse
>4) Jimmy and Jey "Roman's Other Little Buddy's" Ussetty
>5) Heath "One Man Left Band" Slatetty
>6) Becky "I wish my did was famous" Lynchetty

>POWER GAP

>7) Randy Ortetty
>8) Paigetty

POWER-GAP SO BIG WE HAVE GONE FROM A JANETTY LIST TO AN ALL-TIME GOAT LIST

>1) BMJ

Reminder that Brock's first clean loss after ending the Undertaker's streak and killing Super Cena is going to be to Roman Reigns.

>>818204
how the fuck are orton or paige jannettys

>>818206
Nah, it will be to based Corbin.

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>>818204
>this post

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>>818189
>>Bray wins WHC

>>818204
>tfw Charletty isn't a Jannetty

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>>818204
based Cena

I miss him so much bros

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>>818204
>no Marty Janetty

>>818210
Orton has lineage, pedigree, the arguably best look in the company and is the son of one of Vince's friends.
And he's only an upper-midcarder because Cena made him the janetty of that era.
He also got his shoulder janetty'd by a bag of garbage.
Paige is Charlotte's janetty, just not as much as Lynchetty.

>>818210
Boreton is the Jannetty of Evolution

Watching the 2004 rumble, holy fucking shit Brock was huge

>>818204
I don't understand this "-nnety" joke at all

>>818231
>And he's only an upper-midcarder because Cena made him the janetty of that era.

so literally everyone is a jannetty to cena, ok

>Paige is Charlotte's janetty, just not as much as Lynchetty.

shes way more successful to this point than charlotte, way way more.

>>818189
>implying Wyatt is even interested in winning titles

>>818204

>Roman
>Not Jeanetty

Smdh son

>>818237
>so literally everyone is a jannetty to cena, ok

Yes

>shes way more successful to this point than charlotte, way way more.

>Paigetty Marks

>>818235
Neither does the person who wrote that. A 'Jannetty' is the least successful member of a team once they break up

>>818235
18+
Fuck off back to wue immediately cunt

>>818204
Please leave forever, you are so new that you dont even understand the meme

Your newfaggotry disgusts me and i am cringing hard as fuck

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>>818235
marty jannetty was in the Rockers with Shawn Michaels. Shawn went on to become a GOAT and the only reason people ever bring him up Jeanetty is to laugh at home unsuccessful he was. Rick Steiner is another good example. Christian is a bad example because he had a respectable singles career even if Edge was much more successful.

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Why is Cessaro not in the LoN?

Is Switzerland just not a obnoxious belligerent country like bongland and beanerland?

>>818253
He's out with the Seth Rollins illness.

>>818253
he's injured you dolt

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>>818253
>why is a face not in a heel stable?

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>>817903
>that TNA song

I love how that was playing when Bubba turned heel by attacking Devon. All he had to do was listen to the song, it literally said

>WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT

>>817903
I just remembered they changed the Dudleyz titantron video to all recent footage

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>>817903
>>818259
> The Dudleyz

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>>817971
>be huge Neville mark
>"it's ok... he's just paying his dues... he'll make it eventually, r-right guys?"

Life is suffering.

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>>818260
>>>817903
>>>818259
>> The Dudleyz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqpkStUodoU
Has any wrestling segment ever been more symbolic than this?

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>Reigns isn't even that attractive honestly. He's like a 6/10. I much prefer Dean Ambrose.

>>818262

Was Neville vs. Zayn one of the best booked rivalries of the last few years?

>>818189
This is actually fucking great desu senpai

>>818263
literally the only reason to watch WWE now

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BREAKING:
>WWE has come to terms on the suspension of WWE Superstar Randy Orton as of Friday, Dec. 11, 2015 for violating the wellness policy.

http://www.wwe.com/inside/randy-orton-suspended

>>818277
>getting your behind the scenes news from WWE.com

Nobody does this

>>818277
>dirtsheets

When's the next Hogpen match?
We're already hit rock bottom, can't do anything worse

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>Post yfw this Sunday during the WHC match LoN attacks Reigns when hes about to win but then based Cena returns to help him

>>818277
>Look ma! I just figured out how to type out fake url links!

>>818285
;^)

>>817777
Cheers for that

>>817823

>annoying elbow fat man
>didn't even look like a wrestler

Kek

Is the Heavyweight title only changed during one of the big 4 main events?

Has there ever been a new champion at TLC, HIAC, Backlash or whatever non-main PPV?

>>818293

Orton won it in a 2009 backlash.

>>818293
Sheamus won his first WWE Title at TLC by beating Cena clean.

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>>818168
>not posting Peyton Royce's lower body

>>818293
it's been won on Raw before in the AE

Mr. McMahon won it on smackdown kek

>>818296
Cena beat himself

>>818304
Still a clean loss.

>>817867
He isn't though.

>>818091
His ECW one.

>>818260
>>818263
>new day memers

Top wew

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>>818277
>come to terms on the suspension

>>817777
The new John Cena

>>818325
And the best part is, Cena and Roman are never going to wrestle so Roman looks strong but so does Cena.

Is it just me or Tyler Breeze and Ziggler have the same gimmick and the same look?

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>>818330
astute eye you got there

>>818330
Ziggler's schtick is a hair metal dude. Breeze is just a flamboyant Hollywood faggot.

What are some good sites for wrestling torrents?

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>Harper splits from the Wyatt family
>Wyatt himself repaints himself as a Shepard with his two jobber sheep in tow
>Harper continues under a hillbilly brawler schtick like Ambrose but less pathetic
>gets more Mic time in which to devolve away from le cryptic metaphors and into actual character

Good plan or greatest plan?

>>818340
I can see it but they'll never greenlight the hardcore psycho character he should portray. Such a shame, dude is talented and legit scary.

>people that don't understand the Jannetty meme

>>818336
wwe network

>>818351
>people that don't understand the ur a faggot meme

>>818355
I'm sure you've mastered that one

>>817740
>Based Fatass loses IC title and is free to challenge for WHC
I'd be okay with it

>>818351
its not a meme in jannettys case because its true.

>>817812
Fuck I solved tic tac toe back in fucking grade school. The only way to win is to go first but then the other guy has to be retarded and not block your first two moves

>>818340
His solo push was working well, he got his own dark fireflies entrance, he just needed more mic time because when he did he was doing well.

>>818357
Nope but i masterbated on ur mums tits

>>818359
>is free to job for whoever holds the WHC
sounds about right

>>818378
hes gonna keep the title till mania, drop it to whoever.. then win MITB. cap this

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So, Just how big will be the pop when Seth comes back as face? I think he will have a Stone Cold level of pop

>>818382
I really hope they dont debut new music on his return because it will take something of his pop, but it will be big.

>>818189
i marked out for something thats never gona happen.

>>818382
>Seth
>Stone Cold level of pop

Back to your containment thread
>>790059

>>818380
>he carries nothing but snacks and hamburgers in his MITB case
sounds good.

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>>818392
ebin

>>818189
>>clean sweep at the Rumble, Bray getting number one contendership
>>Bray wins WHC
I'm out and the WWE reaches 1's

>>818385
I hate his theme, Punk's switch worked brilliantly.

>>818397
they should have waited like a month ot two before he returned. Ruined a fantastic chance

>>818387
Seth will definitively will get a fucking huge pop in his returns,even more if Roman somehow turns heel and they put Seth against him.

>yfw current WWE makes hogan era TNA look like genius television in comparison
Pretty sad

>>818397
yea but it was his established indy theme, seths old theme is ROH property.

>>818401
>Abyss joins WWE

How big of a pop would he fucking get? I think if used right Abyss would be a big draw

>>818405
decent because they will think its old kane.

>>818405
A Bray vs. Abyss feud would be gold

Make up some scenarios that will draw even lower ratings and eventually kill WWE. Think Kevin Dunn merged with Vince Russo type shit.

>Jack Swagger vs Roman Reigns wrestlemania ME

>Big Show vs Braun Strowman for US Title

>>818405
THE DEMON KANE IS BACK MAGGLE

>>818394
Obviously he'd have help from the rest of his family to do that

>>818411
That will probably happen down the line somewhere, probably not in the WWE though.

>>818415
>>Jack Swagger vs Roman Reigns wrestlemania ME
that would draw brother especially if you have zeb cutting promos with the swagman.

>>818415
5'7 boring skinny vegan guy as wwe whc

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>>818382
I FUCKING MISS SETH WHY HE WASN'T THE CHOSEN ONE INSTEAD OF TATER TOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

holy fuck guys, Smackdown is SO BAD. Do they really think theyre being subtle with their chimed in cheering and booeing?

>>818415
Jimmy vs Jey Uso in a reality based feud for the wwe championship with guest referee rikishi.

>>818432
"I WISHED YOU HAD DIED IN THE WOMB"

>>818430
>SETH WHY HE WASN'T THE CHOSEN ONE
His theme is literally called "The Second Coming"

He is the chosen one

>>818415
Fandango vs Tyler Breeze vs Dolph Ziggler in a Xtreme selfie stick match.

>>818427
Too bad vince is too much of a chicken shit that fears progressives. Old zeb will never come back

>>818428
Everybody and their mom loved Bryan. You're deluding yourself if you think he wasnt a draw
>b-but it was only his chant! :(

Not his fault that he got booked into some shit tier story with kane after. Also.. his body is fragile as shit from being batshit insane in the outlaws

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>>818435
Based new hbk/hhh/first seth rollins tribrid wrestler.

Where can I listen to the Observer podcast for free

>>818446
the youtube that had it got taken down.

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Daily Reminder.

>>818446
wwe network

>>818448
nah you just gotta dig

he has a private tamia channel that links all the observers in a playlist

>>818449
Needs Nazi paraphernalia and a crossfit reference.

Oh, and a torn up Shield poster.

>>818405
Literally who?

>>818451
link faggot

>>818444
>Based new hbk/hhh/first seth rollins tribrid wrestler.
Those trips agree

>>818455
Kek

>>818458
won't let me post the tracker/playlist

this is his new channel though. Follow the link he posted on his homepage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryHiXBHqUXk

>>818462
Thanks dude

>>818382
>sethfags unite

Noone even remembers who Seth is. Rowan-tier

Mania Card

Punk-Rollins (WHC)
>le doubleturn

Cena-Undertaker
>le fuck off to Hollywood Jahn

Roman-Ambrose
>le backstabbed by my frand

Lesnar-Sheamus
>le foggy dew

>there will be other matches at this WrestleMania

>>818509
>Punk
He's not coming back for fucks sake.
Your card sucks.

>>818509
Seth isn't even going to be healed by WM

>Punk
Lel

>>818204
>orton
>12 world titles
>a jannetty

>usos
>the cenas of the tag division
>jannetties

>>818293
>Has there ever been a new champion at TLC, HIAC, Backlash or whatever non-main PPV?
lol
Yes. Many times

>>818509
>Lesnar-Sheamus
Fucking disgusting.

Ramen Reign will not win. Why? Because Shameus just won the belt. There's not point of having Shameus cash in if Ramen is just going to take it right away, unless they have a long ass feud planned.
It's going to be Shameus winning, or some twist like the Rock turning heel on Ramen for some dumb reason.

>>818532
Sheamus only cashed in to give Reigns someone to feud with. Wyatt would be the only other heel anywhere near that level that doesn't hold a midcard belt and he just got out of that feud.

Reigns wins at TLC and Sheamus has his rematch at the Rumble.

>Reigns wins the WHC
>celebration
>lights go out
BONG
>"OH MY GOD! ITS HIM!! THE UNDERTAKER!!! BUT WHERE IS HE!?
BONG
>lightning
BONG
>"ROMAN REIGNS....WILL REST...IN...PEEAAACCCEEE!"
>lights come on
>Undertaker behind Reigns
>chokeslam
>tombstone
>a year long lead up to Taker winning the title again

>>818536
Eh, I'd Mark for it. Sure, why not.

>>818536
>>Reigns wins the WHC
>>celebration
>suddenly WHAYAABBABABABAOHHHH
>DUN DUN DUN DUNNNN
>YOU CAN'T SEE ME MY TIME IS NOW

>>818536
>Reings wins WHC
>Lights goes out
>Reigns get kicked by a hooded person
>You can slightly see a beard
>Takes hood off
>It´s motherfucking Daniel Bryan!

>>818535
Reigns is going to win the title at RR so Vince can blame the new #CancelWWENetwork on the Rumble winner instead of him.

>>818542
>Reigns winning the Rumble

I really hope they do this, just so see how low the ratings and interest in WWE can sink.

>>818544
Vince is a stubborn old man, I can definitely see this happening

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If you wanted to kill the company as quick as possible, who would you pick as

>Sheamus' next challenger
>the Rumble winner

>>818544
new to wrestling. What does winning the rumblle even do

>>818558

Winning the Rumble guarantees you the World Title match at Wrestlemania, the biggest show of the year.

>>818554
>Sheamus' next challenger
Dolph Ziggler.

>the Rumble winner
Ramen or Ryback.

>>818558
Earns you the Main event for a world tittle shot at Wrestlemania (Think of the superbowl of wrasslin). Though there are sometimes exceptions.