/wwe/ General #1672 Fuck Everything Edition

/asp/ IS /wwe/

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>>815789
is /asp/ a tater tot board?

>Dolph Ziggler vs Tyler Breeze

A daily reminder of what WWE has come to.

Cenation 4 life

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>>815803
Comon son!
Son.
Tater tot.

>>815811
cookie puss

>>815803
Come on son!
*smack lips*
SON!

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I just realized

Roman Reigns was the centerpiece for 3 out of 4 of the Big 4 PPVs this year

>Won the Rumble
>Main evented Mania
>Main evented Survivor Series

>>815827

Believe that.

Which is worse:
2009 WWE or 2015 WWE?

>>815827
BALEEB DAT

>>815830
2015. You can blame 2009 being bad because of all the celebrity shit. 2015 is just terrible booking.

>>815789
THIS WILL SAVE WWE

AJ Styles comes out the crowd
>you know who I am... but you don't... know why... i'm here...
>where is billionaire vince? does he still show up anymore?
Haitch comes out
>get out of here
AJ jumps over the barricade and shouts
>I'm bringing some friends

RAW 2

Roman and Dean in a match
[YouTube] Bullet Club 2nd and NEW NJPW Theme Song - "Shot'Em" With Download Link (embed)
Bullet club comes out and destroys them
Authority and LoN come out
Destroyed
Backstage - New day and Dap Zoogler getting destroyed
AJ
>YOU WANT A WAR? YOU GOT ONE

RAW 3

AJ comes out
>YOU KNOW, IT WAS EASY FOR ME AND MY BOYS TO GET HERE
>YOU IDIOTS DON'T EVEN KNOW, DO YOU?
>WE'VE HAD A MAN ON THE INSIDE THE WHOOOLE TIME
[YouTube] WWE NXT: "Catch Your Breath" ► Finn Bálor 2nd Theme Song (embed)

Eventually leads to Finn getting the title at the Rumble from Sheamus before Roman goes over all the bullet club heading into WM, beating Finn so all of them have to leave

>>815833
>AJ Styles
Stopped reading there

>>815833
I liked this scenario until you mentioned Binn Falor

>>815833
>Fantasy bookers thinking they know anything

>>815830
2015. 2009 had it's moments.

>>815833
>Jamie Noble+HGH will save WWE

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>leave Shaemus to me

>>815833
>such a hasty copy-paste job that the youtube links aren't even youtube links anymore

>>815833
>Balor
>debuting as heel
He's going to be little Jimmy's new favorite

Post yfw a woman wins the 2016 RR as part of an intensifying divas revolution.

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who /FranktheKek/ here

you guys know he has cm punk's phone number right?

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>>815822
Roody-poo.
I should layeth the smacketh downeth on you

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>>815842

>>815843
Does he call him when Ms. Foley's baby boy's baby girl need someone to fuck her?

>>815827
>SS
>Big 4

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>>815827

>>815851
>Survivor Series
>not a big 4
18+

>>815855
>SS
>Big 4

Will NXT be worth a watch tonight?

>Sting is legit fucking ded

FUCK YOU SETH
faggot
poetic justice faggot

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>>815839
>Sting comes to WWE FINALLY
>Has a decent of WM moment
>One round with Seth, and he needs neck surgery
What is even happening right now? I've never seen this many on the roster out on injuries before.

>>815861
He's old

>>815862
You can make that argument with Gold Dust, and he's still around.

this big guy in the nxt tag team needs to work out, fucking looks disgusting, bit tall skinnyfat guy WTF

http://www.pwtorch.com/site/2015/12/09/5199/

is this it?

mojo rawley is fat as fuck too, everyone in nxt is fucking fat as shit what the FUCK is the big gym for, does no one in NXT fucking work out, they're all fucking chubby fat WHAT THE FUCK IS NXT

>>815864
>>815868
Vince pls, go back to write those shit tier Roman promos

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>>815866
Bryan Danielson vs Zack Sabre Jr. BOLA 2016.

ELECTRICITY CRACKLING!!!

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>>815870
fat fuck detected

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>>815866
Fuck...

>>815866
chris benoit ruined wrestling forever

oh ahahahah samoa joe is STILL in NXT

wwe is run by a bunch of idiots

>>815880
Joe would be stuck in the Mark Henry role doing Carl's jr ads

>>815880
He's in the worst part of his career. He need Nxt to be great again

>Sheamus 2.15 said I just killed your ratings
END IT SENPAI
CENA PLS RETURN

>>815866
>http://www.pwtorch.com/site/2015/12/09/5199/

>Bryan Danielson vs Phil Brooks UFC 210

>>815886
Honestly DBry would absolutely pick Punk apart in a shoot.

>>815830
2015. In 2009 TNA was putting on a good show so you could watch that instead

Batista vs CM Punk
John Cena vs Christian
The Rock vs Triple H or Steve Austin

need to happen at WM 32 or else its fucked

>sting ded
>randy is kil
>daniel bryan kil
>probably a bunch of other jabronis i forgot about injured

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>>815895
>Batista vs CM Punk

>>815861
Seth is a clumsy worker
>injured Sting
>injured Cena
>injured himself

>>815897
Give him the title and the 50millon bucks and he is on board, also the WM main event.

Is current WWE worse than WCW in 2000?

>>815903
yes

>>815866
He should quit the company asap, WWE just holds everybody down nowadays

>>815903
Yes, by a million miles

Is Vince still back stage at every Raw? I know HHH probably is.
Or is he at the command center in Stamford, in the TITANTOWER™?

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>AYYYY WE WANT SOME MOJO

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>>815924
>being surprised by this

The Full Sail Crowd is the worst. They try so hard to be the next PWG Reseda crowd but it's just cringewrothy and awful.

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>Zack Ryder no selling a superkick to break up a pin 10 seconds later

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>The current state of WWE

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When is Brock back lads

>>815866
If WWE decides not to clear him out of spite they're even stupider than the last Raw made them look.

The only hope to make them look good now is if Bryan dies from a simple bump in the outlaws.

Well, at least we'll always have his Hell No-WM30 run.

>peyton royce on this week's NXT
Better than the last few Raws combined for this reason

>>815866

>Not bringing back your biggest face in recent years because you're afraid it will stop Samoa man from being the most "over" man on the roster which he even isn't.

God damn. That Roman Reigns TLC SNES platformer commercial was cringy.

>>815903

Yes. Not even exaggerating tbqh

>>815957
>The kids like the video games!
Vince, 2015

I hope Seth is a jobber for life.
He's not a draw and he's injured very important people with his bullshit, he even injured himself badly.
What a piece of shit, fuck the shield, they needed each other, they're all trash on their own.

Jesus that Nia Jax, Eva Marie heel heat. Gotdamn

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>tfw when you never thought that they would sink lower the "suffering succotash".

Fuck all these manlets, indy faggots, and the ex-shield members. None of them will ever be draws. WWE is screwed either way. It's over.

>>815970
That tater tot looks like a kidney stone

>>815967
>Was just champ for 221 days, reign only ended by injury
>future jobber
I don't think so Tim

>>815863

Yeah, Goldie is about the same age as Taker.
But Sting is 56.

>>815863
Sting should have signed up for DDP Yoga.

>>815863
Golddust was just out for months with an injury

What the fuck does Finn think he's doing?
That foaming out the mouth shit is disgusting, he's going to lose all his fangirls if he plans on selling all chokeholds like that, fucking faggot.

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>>815967
>this fuccboi so worked
based A+ player

>>815997
A+ players don't injure themselves in a dark match against kane.

>>815949
>attacking Taker during his intro
That son of a bitch. That's both awful and great, Taker is off-guard as fuck. Seeing him fight in the coat is pretty badass though

Stopped watching WWE for quite a while.

Did Nikki beat AJ record as women champ?

>>815997
back to your containment thread
>>790059

>>815998
it was the mainevent of a house show and he still finished the match with one leg

>>816001
Yes and then lost the belt a few days later.

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>>816001
Yes, she actually became a decent wrestler and bumped better than AJs shitty side bump.

>>816005
So impressive.
Haitch finished a real match with a torn quad.

>>816009
>decent wrestler
no, just because she does more movez doesn't mean she's any better. she's still got shit psychology, tries to get in a nice spot alabama slamming charlotte onto the ring apron then jobs out to charlotte within minutes.

>>816011
thats where you blame agenting

>>815843
What the fuck is this faggot's point? Why must he exist?

>>816008
>>816009
No wonder WWE is going to the shitter. They let personal grudges get the better off them.

>>816012
Not if you have a vendetta against the performer :^)

>>816009
>decent wrestler

What is wrong with people these days?

>>815833
Is there a link between autism and fantasy booking ?

>>815833

This would get a 1.2 rating. No lie.

>>816021
yea its called being a deep member of the IWC

>>816012
Fuck off Nikki waifufag cukk

>>816033
Don't get too worked up there anon, think about your blood pressure.

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>tfw i actually read frank the keks letter

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RIP CM Skunk

>>816078
> Reigns even awkwardly stumbles over his dialogue while Tweeting

That RPing account has their character down

>>816086

that's his actual twitter, WWERomanReigns

>>816086
>>816090
It's photoshopped you dumb fucks

>>816090
HAHAHA really? Even better

(This can't be real)

>>816094
>>816086
Newfags pls go back to stevegayos thread.

>>816103
Go back to /sp/

OH WAIT, TOO SOON?

>>816092
I know, I made it cunt.

>>816107
Zzzzzz

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>>815997
>only 1 title reign
>resulted in record low ratings
>A+

>>815903
Yep.

>>816140
they picked right back up after the title was on someone else! oh wait....

>>816140
WWE has been getting record low ratings for like a decade bruh

You're blaming the symptom, not the cause

>>816145
Sheamus obviously isn't A+ either

>tfw the nerds at Fullsail shitchanted your waifu

Of course she's better than Eva you fucking stupid cunts.

http://a.pomf.cat/hiloga.webm

>>815997
Booked like a faggot, no charisma, caused low ratings, injured himself. Seth is a pathetic no talent fuck.

>>816152
> booked like a faggot
> caused low ratings

Not too bright, are ya?

>>816152

>injured himself

Not even just that, he's injured a few others too, like Cena and Sting.

>>816212
You can't really put it on Seth that a 56 YEAR-OLD got injured from taking BuckleBombs

I'm enjoying Alexa's new gear

>>816222

But still, out of all the guys Sting's wrestled, Seth is the one to permanently put him out of commission.

>>816225
C'mon, even you know what the false correlation here is

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>OFFICIAL CURRENT WWE & NXT DIVA HOTNESS RANKINGS!

1.Renee Young
2.Eden Stiles
3.Alexa Bliss
4.Becky Lynch
5.Brie Bella
6.Nikki Bella
7.Lana
8.Eva Marie
9.Paige
10.Emma
11.Summer Rae
12.Sasha Banks
13.Rosa Mendes
14.Natalya
15.Charlotte
16.Lilian Garcia
17.Peyton Royce
18.Cameron
19.Carmella
20.Billie Kaye
21.Asuka
22.Dana Brooke
23.Dasha Fuentes
24.Jojo
25.Naomi
26.Nia Jax
27.Alicia Fox
28.Bayley
29.Tamina

>>816228

Again, he's injured Cena AND himself. What's false about this correlation?

>>816230
So wait, it's Seth's fault when Sting or John get injured but it's not Kane's fault when Seth gets injured?

You /sp/eds are hysterical. At least keep your shit consistent

>>816229
> Bellas in the Top 10
> Foxy that low
> Rosa that high

>>816229
>renee young
>1
LEL
>renee young
>eden
>divas
TOP LEL

probably the worst list of anything ive seen today.

>>816229
>OFFICIAL CURRENT WWE & NXT DIVA HOTNESS RANKINGS!

No one but Paige should be on that list. And even then, the Divas should all be released.

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something something bandito wrestling

>>816240
> the Divas should all be released

#faget

>>816242

NO ONE likes the Divas. There is no "Divas Revolution", anyone who thinks there is needs to be shot in the head. This shit needs to stop taking up so much air time. It doesn't help WWE's ratings at all because EVERYONE is pissing during this matches.

>>815873
That fat fuck in 100x stronger than you

>>816247
> Smarkbustautist detected

Every NXT Women's Champion is a better wrestler than the guy on the poster for TLC

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>>816229
>Peyton Royce @ 17
>Alicia Fox @ 27
>Bella's top 10
the absolute state of you is abysmal

>>816252
>NXT

Fuck off, the moment that's mentioned, anything else tied to it becomes irrelevant.

>>815868
Go make another shit video Righthand Smarkbustuh kek

At least the top guys in NXT don't need to wear body armor to hide their pigeonchest

>>816247
The whole show is a piss break, Diva's don't somehow make it worse.

>>816254
> WWE is irrelevant

You said it, not me

>>816258

Exactly, NXT ruined WWE.

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>>816229
>peyton
>17

>>816259
Imagine being this wrong

>>816259
18+

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>>816253

>Year of our lord two thousand fifteen

>Unironically posting Pepe's

>>816261

We'll see who's wrong when WWE reaches equilibrium ratings with NXT.

>>816269

Raw*

>>816268
Pepe is the greatest meme.

>>816269
NXT doesn't get "ratings" you idiot, it's not on American TV

RAW is nothing like NXT outside of featuring guys who used to be on it. It's like blaming OVW for WWE sucking in the mid-2000s

>>816272
>pepe
Take it to tumblr

https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/pepe

I hate this whole reality era of wrestling, where we promote NXT and the struggle of making it as a champion for literally everyone.

I miss old days when you'd believe Austin was just some redneck who fucked shit up, or that Undertaker and Kane were actually brothers and we speculated why Kane wears the mask.

>>816286
>I hate this whole reality era of wrestling, where we promote NXT and the struggle of making it as a champion for literally everyone.

Even for you this is really dumb and pointless

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>>816268

Oh shit Takeover London starts at 3, that means I can watch it live before I go to work.

>>816232
Why would it be Kane's fault, Kane literally did nothing. He sat on the ropes waiting for Seth to do the move.

Seth kneed Cena and Seth threw Sting on the turnbuckles/table

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ec1HfKr0us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlzczKp7nfY

Just push this man to the moon already

>>816307
First time watching m8?

>try to find the crack addict wm 19 promo package on youtube
>find this instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo7XuPDc7yE

wwe needs to burn in hell

>>816342
I always wondered what's up with this song
wasn't released on any of LB's albums, and WWE never released it in their CD releases.
it was available for myspace download and that's about it.
It's in limbo and nobody has released it at all.
(i like it better than my way 2bh)

>dat wrestle kingdom 10 card

WWE Blown the fuck out once again. Why do you people continue to watch this shit?

>>816370
post it

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>>816229
>no Gionna
Kill yourself pham.

>>816363
yes it is one of my favourite promo packages

>>816376
I know nakamura and aj styles are going and so are okada and tanahashi

>>816383
i thought aj styles was injured

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>>816377

Literally who isn't even part of the NXT Divas on WWE.com

Looks like a bargain basement Amanda Saccomanno t b h senpai.

>>816386
maximum overpleb taste

>>815898
The A+ Apex Predator.

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>bring back demon kane
>job him to seth
>have him reform BoD
>disappear again for weeks after going over the wyatts

>mfw

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>>816387

When Eva & Mandy are 3rd from the top at Mania 33, your literally who will be on her 4th gimmick and sucking Regal's wrinkly dick just to stay on the roster.

>>816388
>he takes out all A+ players including himself
I like this gimmick 2bh.

>>816395
> taking your Waifufagging this seriously

Strong contender for the worst post I've ever seen

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>>816386
>>816395
>being a Mandyfag

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John Cena should come back with The Rock and Steve Austin And Batista and Randy Orton and Brock Lesnar in a heel stable that turns babyface 5 minutes into their debut

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>>816408
>Steve Austin
>The Rock
>Brock Lesnar
>Big Match John
>Batista
>in one stable

Two
Point
One
Five

>>816247
I like the women. The ones that can wrestle at least, and plenty of them can.

>>816229
Personal top 5 would be Paige, Nattie, Becky, Bayley and Renee, if we're including non wrestling ladies. Eden Stiles a fucking qt as well.

>>816408
This picture NEEDS a brazzers logo

I love Tony Chimel and his thing with Edge.
>sUUUUUUUUUUUUUperstar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmGzOwn6HJI

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>>816435

>Bayley
>Top 5

I'm LMAOing at your life!

>>>/sp/64120588
>>>/sp/64120626
>>>/sp/64120729
>>>/sp/64120676
>>>/sp/64120548

Can you please take him with you? Thanks

>>816397
Randy Orton's legend killer gimmick continued.

>>816229
THIS ISN'T OFFICIAL

>>816229
>eden too high
>bex too high
>lana too low
>sasha too low
>charlotte too high
>cameron too low
>carmela too low
>jojo too low
>naomi too low
>no nhooph
>fatty jax above anyone that's not tamina

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>>816454

>Eden too high

Gayyyyyyyyy!

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>>816459
She's got a hot body and her face looks nice sometimes but there's something off about her. No way she's #2.

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>tfw i had a dream i was on my way home and i walked in on paige in a gangbang
>I started recording it because she was berating me
>She was insulting me while getting cocks in her mouth and vag
>tfw i woke up and the footage is lost but her words still scorch me
I think i need a break from the product.

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>>816485

>http://xhamster.com/movies/4552413/paige_getting_a_lap_dance_from_a_male_stripper.html

>>816444
fella isn't associated with us anymore.

>>816229

>Bellas and Paige in the top 10
>Bayley that low

Spear yourself my man

>>816491
>bay leno

>>816247
In NXT the women do well in the ring. Probably because it's not just them pulling hair/hiding for a few minutes until one of them gets distracted or DQ'd

>>816491
yeah Nikki and Paige should be top five tbqhwyf

>>816509

Yeah if you have a tranny fetish then sure

>>816508
because its actual wrestling and not divas matches.

>>816286
I miss kayfabe too ;_;

It was so much better when you believed in the characters and storylines. Then again, the writers actually tried to put on an exciting and unpredictable show back then

>>816533
Asuka really caught my eye this week with her performance and I felt the need to defend NXT women at large.

>>816286
if steve austin was performing for todays audience he would get absolutely shit on, cena levels.

>OMG he just buried the FUCK out of my indie technical darling boring fuck Lance Storm FUCK STEVE AUSTIN

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>>816307
>inb4 he gets loads of film and TV offers and semi-retires from wrestling

>mfw WWE have to try and cope without him

is there a better promo than this?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2znv6j

IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship 4-Way
reDRagon (Kyle O'Reilly & Bobby Fish) (c) vs. The Young Bucks (Matt & Nick Jackson) vs. Roppongi Vice (Rocky Romero & Beretta) vs. Ricochet & Matt Sydal

Special Six Man Tag Team Match
Toru Yano & Two Mystery Wrestlers vs. Bullet Club (Bad Luck Fale, Yujiro Takahashi & Tama Tonga)

Special Singles Match (Note: If Lethal holds the belt at this point, it is performed for the ROH World Championship.)
Jay Lethal vs. Michael Elgin

IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship
Kenny Omega (c) vs. KUSHIDA

IWGP Tag Team Championship
Bullet Club (Karl Anderson & Doc Gallows) (c) vs. Great Bash Heel (Togi Makabe & Tomoaki Honma)

Special Singles Match
Hirooki Goto vs. Tetsuya Naito

NEVER Openweight Championship
Tomohiro Ishii (c) vs. Katsuyori Shibata

IWGP Intercontinental Championship
Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. AJ Styles

IWGP Heavyweight Championship
Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi

Are we hyped?

>>816559

>Outlaw peru

>>816559
wew its almost like new japan never changes

>>816370
>(packed)

>>816559
why are there so many white people?

>>816559
>nakameme is ic champ

kek WHAT

>>816559

What a stacked card! The last three matches have MOTYC written all over them. If Ishii vs Shibata is anything like their 2013 G1 match, then it might beat out the final two.

If I have to watch anotger Ziggler vs Breeze match where they take turns on wins and loses while no one goes over, I'll punch my own testicles.

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Weekly Reminder:

List of English-Texan WWE Wrestlers:

1. Stone Cold Steve Austin
2. The Undertaker (Mark William Calaway)
3. The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels (Michael Shawn Hickenbottom)
4. John Bradshaw Layfield (John Charles Layfield)
5. Jake "The Snake" Roberts (Aurelian Smith, Jr.)
6. Stan Hansen (John Stanley Hansen II)
7. Von Erich Family (born Adkisson)
8. Dusty Rhodes (Virgil Riley Runnels, Jr.)
9. Goldust (Dustin Patrick Runnels)
10. Blackjack Mulligan (Robert Jack Windham)
11. Paul London (Paul Michael London)
12. The Angel of Death (David Sheldon)
13. Barry Windham (Barry Clinton Windham)
14. Dick Murdoch (Hoyt Richard "Dick" Murdoch)
15. Barry Orton (Randal Barry Orton)
16. Bobby Duncum (Bobby Edward Duncum, Sr.)
17. Bobby Duncum, Jr. (Bobby Edward Duncum, Jr.)

Other nations/states are you even trying?

>>816584

That's because they have nothing better to do than go out to the barn and wrassle

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>>816585
>nothing to do in Texas

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>>816559
Make a NJPW general and stay there fuccboi.

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Daniel Bryan on his WWE status and the injuries that have kept him from getting cleared by a WWE doctor:

>I think it could be the end of my career in WWE, but I don't think it will be the end of my career. I could find another passion, but it would just be sad because this is what I have been most passionate about since I was five.

>Wrestling legend "The Dynamite Kid" Tom Billington is still hospitalized in the UK after suffering a stroke six weeks ago. Billington's condition is very serious and while his speech has improved since the stroke, he's in worse condition physically. Billington, who turned 57 this past weekend, reportedly thought he was in the ring calling spots for a match with Abdullah the Butcher at one point while hospitalized.

>In what is considered a huge disappointment, the December 19th WWE live event from The Forum near Los Angeles has sold under 5,000 tickets. The event will feature Alberto Del Rio and had Tommy Dreamer advertised until he was recently pulled.

>WWE has a new poll asking fans who has the mental edge heading into Sunday's WWE TLC pay-per-view - Paige or WWE Divas Champion Charlotte. With over 51 votes, Paige is leading with 71%.

>TNA will crown a new World Heavyweight Champion on the live January 5th Impact Wrestling episode, which is the premiere on Pop TV. The semi-finals and the finals of the World Title Series will be held that night. The semi-finals will be competed in dark matches before the show is aired.

>Regarding WWE SmackDown moving to the USA Network in January, there is said to be at least one significant change in the works. This could have something to do with commentary or the look of the show as it appears there are no plans to bring bigger names to SmackDown.

>It's now confirmed that WWE Network pulled the recently added Stampede Wrestling episodes due to Bret Hart owning all footage that has him in it. As noted, Bret's parents gave the rights to his content to him before they passed. This has been known for years, so it appears there was a miscommunication somewhere.

>The main reason WWE is hiring Mick Foley's son Dewey Foley appears to be because of his creative writings and ideas, which a number of people in the company liked, including Triple H.

>During Sting's recent appearance on Wooo! Nation with Ric Flair on the Play.it podcasting network, Sting revealed that he needed neck surgery stemming from his Night of Champions match with Seth Rollins.

>Because there were no WWE Main Event matches taped this week due to Tribute to The Troops, this week's Main Event episode was a recap and preview show hosted by Corey Graves and The Rock from WWE studios in Stamford, CT.

>WWE Superstar R-Truth enjoyed a night off at a Charlotte Hornets game tonight with his son.

>It's now confirmed that WWE Network pulled the recently added Stampede Wrestling episodes due to Bret Hart owning all footage that has him in it. As noted, Bret's parents gave the rights to his content to him before they passed. This has been known for years, so it appears there was either a miscommunication somewhere or this is a work to introduce a new angle for Wrestlemania 32.

>Emma is participating in the Food Network's Bake It Forward campaign to end childhood hunger with the latest video from her "Taste of Tenille" YouTube cooking channel,where she baked a Star Wars cake. Emma has challenged Stephanie McMahon, The Undertaker and WWE Divas Champion Charlotte to "bake it forward" next.

>There will be a huge Legends of Wrestling event on Saturday, January 23rd in Miami, Florida at the Miccosukee Resort & Gaming Entertainment Dome. Full details are at this link. Names appearing include Bill Goldberg, Kurt Angle, Mick Foley, CM Punk, Kevin Nash, Ricky Steamboat, The Nasty Boys, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Lanny Poffo, Jimmy Hart, Scott Steiner, Bushwhacker Luke, Tommy Dreamer, Greg Valentine, Mr. Anderson, Gangrel, Tyrus, Wes Brisco and Chavo Guerrero. There will be 6 matches that night all featuring Angle in some capacity.

>>816442
>>816442
Yeah she's weird looking but I just find her really cute. She has a great arse too.

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>>816592
>>In what is considered a huge disappointment, the December 19th WWE live event from The Forum near Los Angeles has sold under 5,000 tickets. The event will feature Alberto Del Rio and had Tommy Dreamer advertised until he was recently pulled.

>Cena needs to go away

MARKS B T F O

>>816592
>Paige
>mental edge
She literally lost a match just this week and got her ass beat by Charlotte for like the 50th time. She's looked incredibly weak and I find it strange that anyone thinks otherwise.

>Triple H held a conference call this morning to promote next week's WWE NXT "Takeover: London" event and indicated that Sami Zayn will be in action but it appears Sami's match won't air until the next Wednesday on NXT TV. It also sounds like there will be a Fatal 4 Way and Triple H's NXT debut, but they will be taped to air the next week.

>Triple H also said they're looking at more Takeover specials with various timeslots. He teased big NXT plans for 2016 and a possible Takeover event in Japan, due to the success of "Beast In The East" last July. We will have more highlights up from Triple H's call soon.

>>816600

Smackdown isn't canon.

>>816601
>Triple H's NXT debut

Wut?

>>816604
Maybe the big change when Smackdown moves to USA is that it will be canon again.

>>816290
Do you mind if I have this?

>>816611

He's gonna berry all the vanilla midgets in a Triple Haitch vs NXT roster.

>>816591
He's leaving for NJPW.
He knows WWE doctors are just bullshitting him so he can't come back.
The second his contract expires, expect him to show up at an indy show.

https://twitter.com/ShinsukeN/status/674942559756554240

Leave her alone, Swagman.

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>>816487
>it's real

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>>816618

>>816625
fucking thirsty weab smfh

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>>816627
Big Sexy is so fucking based

>tfw no big man as based as kevin nash in wcw ever again

>>816626
Welcome to 4 months ago

>>816487
Was this a big deal when it came out?

I never even heard about it.

>>816633
no, why would getting a lap dance be a big deal

>>816633
It was on Total Divas but WWE kept it very quiet outside of that for obvious reasons.

>>816635
WWE is super uptight about its PG image

>>816601
That part is suppose to say Elias Samson's debut, which makes no sense because he debuted on the NXT TV filmed in Brooklyn.

>>816621
I highly doubt WWE would just let a popular guy like bryan just walk out the door to another promotion.
He either wrestles for WWE or he retires from the ring like he said himself.

>>816648
He didn't say he was retiring though, he said his wrestling career with WWE might be over.

>>816649
Yeah and then he said he'd find another passion, the wording makes it seem like he'd just retire from wrestling for good but who knows, he was always bad on the mic.

>>816648
They sure will let him walk. That's preferable to having a guy more popular than Roman on the roster.

>>816639
He "debuted" in the same way that Corbin debuted in a random tag squash

>>816648
Like they didn't with Rey?

Why can't we have a story about Bray's drug addiction? Have Tyler Breeze accidentally catch him snorting cake. Then blackmails him into giving him a blowjob. Rating's back easy.

>>816661
they held him for over 2 years. They only released him because of something or other and because he was going to go to mexico.

>>816671
They released him because they literally had to, since WWE contracts are borderline illegal

Daily reminder that if you pretend to like women's wrestling, it's because you're a permavirgin.

>>816671
>>816672
Wouldn't be shocked if Bryan is already trying to find a way out of his contract.

>>816679
maybe he can murder brie and josie and himself and then himself and he can blame concussions and head trauma

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>>816678

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>>816687
>women's wrestling

>>816685
Can you imagine if that ever happened again? WWE would be over.

>>816691
> not watching NXT Women's Championship matches with your daughter

You sound like a right miserable cunt, eat shit

>>816679
>company keeps paying you while you were recovering and are basically done
>giving up easy money for no reason
what a dumbass

>>816696
>implying he couldn't make more money in NJPW

WWE probably has him locked in a deal like Stasiak, where they only paid him 25,000.

>>816685
bryan smarks would still say he should have had one more match or something.

>>816696
Consider how much bank Alberto & Styles made as free agents

Bryan is worth more than both of them put together.

>>816696
He seems genuinely passionate about wrestling so I'm not surprised.
He wants a warrior's death.

>mfw cesaro literally carried raw

hes owed a championship win over cena

>>816701
>He wants a warrior's death.

I don't think he does cocaine.

>>816711
Cesaro, KO, Rusev and Bray are literally the only guys who put in the effort to be consistently entertaining through whatever tripe they were handed this year.
Everyone else buckled. They stood firm.
Oh, and BMJ, but that goes without saying.

>>816711
Cesaro actually pulls off being a hilarious asshole. They need to tap into that more

>cena returns
>the ratings still decline
yfw

>>816701
He's healthy enough to get cleared for the NFL and train in jiu-jitsu

>>816718
One of the only times WWE should get a "YOU DESERVE IT" chant

>>816718
ratings wont change unless hes put in the main event picture and gets more screentime

>>816696
Yeah, fuck him for actually loving his job and not wanting to be a worthless neet.

>>816719
>post yfw he shows up in LU on the 27th as 'Father of Havoc'

>>816727
I'm pretty sure that at this point current WWE booking is so awful that it would just kill Cena's stock

>>816691
is much more interesting than bbygurl 5.15. Fuck mens wrestling right now

>>816733
Considering that episode was taped last month, not too likely...

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>>816734
a Cena refusing to come back to Raw storyline could actually boost ratings

wheres vince russo

>>816737
>post yfw he does and plays dumb with WWE
>"He's wearing a mask, you can't prove it's me! It could be any manlet shouting yes!
>"Final Countdown isn't even my theme music!"

>>816738
>Cena refuses to come back due to not wanting to be associated with WWE's decline
>intentionally leaked rumours to le dirtysheets that Jhonboy will show up in the Octagon to challenge CM Punk and NJPW
>becomes a complete recluse before redebuting in blackface

>>816741
> Cena in NJPW

He would have a massive erection in all of his matches

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>>816741

>getting werked by the garbage WWE is feeding dirtsheets about D Bry
>not knowing he'll make his return at the Raw after RR to raise Roman's (2016 Royal Royal Rumble winner) arm up and do the Yes Chant with Roman

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WWE Champion

>>816738
Cena coming back in all leather chaps and admitting he is gay but also hates straight people. A heel turn to remember. He creates the faction Cock and Tots.

>>816742
https://youtu.be/RSCyh3m_ZfE?t=1m37s

no problems for cena

>>816718
>>816727
I really think if Cena came back in a Tweener role it'd be great for ratings.
Don't make him full Heel, have him have a "I love the fans and this business and I'm here because of all of you, but tbqh I'm better than everyone else and I'll ruthlessly decimate everyone who stands in my path just like I've always done" type character.
Have him be a little grittier and acknowledging of how untouchable he is. Go after Faces as well as Heels.

>>816745
Just saw the trailer, I'm actually hyped.

>>816750
0 lines

it looks fun as fuck though, it actually feels like ninja turtles this time

>>815833

>outlaws saving WWE


'no'

>>816748
You picked up exactly what I was putting down. Kudos to you, Sir anon.

>>816749
So basically, exactly like how he is now.

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>>816755
>trish sex eyes cena
>trish jumps on cenas boner
>tfw john cena and trish stratus had sex that night

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>Tanahashi vs Okada
Is this the jap Orton vs Sheamus?

>>816757
Yeah reminds me of another guy from the 80's and 90's

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>>816754
Wouldn't be the first time it's happened.

>>816759
more like the Orton vs Cena

>>816759
No, the matches are actually good.

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>mfw daniel bryan wont return to face sheamus at wm 32

fuck it all

>>816752
Looks extremely fun. They picked the perfect song for the trailer. The tank bursting out of the water at the end was the shit.

>there are people that legitimately believe that a diva should win IC title again

>>816768
Nobody believes this JJ

>>816768

Charlie is IC potential. She's taller than the last 3 IC champs.

>>816768
No one under 6'0" should be eligible to hold any title besides the Divas Title, Tag Title, or Cruiserweight Title.

>>816773
Now that's something I can get behind

>>816773
No one under 8'0'' has the right to even fucking breathe

>>816776
assblasted manlet detected

>>816773
nature girl and nia jax IC or US title bound.

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>>816290
saved and stolen

>>816778
the day when raw dips below 500k viewers

>>816776
Good thing most people arent that tall. That would be a big (Haha) problem!

>>816783
hehe for you;D

>>816559

>outlaw wrestling

>>816757
No, pay attention.

>>816611

He needs to hold the NXT title at least once.

>>816666
>snorting cake
Sounds like a better story for Owens than Wyatt

>>816771

Charlotte is 5'10"

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>>816685
>killing yourself twice
Mfw DBry pulls that off

>>816748
>that kek Cena sign.
who went back in time to do that?

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>>816745

>>816808
ahahah saved senpai!

>/wwe/ threads after the bump limit

Just kill my postrate pham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDxpr5Dpjb0

>>816868
haha do they show bookers big penis

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Steen had a cool theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvzL1S59i6o

New thread
>>816908
>>816908
>>816908

Also lol we have three generals that haven't been pruned yet.