/wwe/ General #1671: Come Back Cena Jesus Christ Please Edition

Man, there may be no audio but you can still see a difference in quality of programming

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>>814878
>dat hype crowd
>dat giant fist set
God damnit.

>>814878
dat pop

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>>814883
they can literally redo this with
xavier=booker t
kenzo=hiedo
geisha girl= asuka
rapper john cena=sizzle
boom.

ROMAN 2.15 SAYS I JUST KILLED YOUR SHOW

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post images you don't know why you saved

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>>814921

>>814915
Yep, low ratings are definitely all Roman's fault. The coinciding influx of dull, charisma-less, gimmick-less, zero crowd reaction vanilla midgets from NXT surely has nothing to do with it.

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>>814921

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>>814921

>>814925
Fuck off Roman.

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>>814921

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>>814930
It's not Seth's fault, it's the booking

kek, i just realized all the 12 year old new day cvcks have disappeared

got bored of them already huh?

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>>814921

>>814938
SMARKS BTFO

can't wait for all the roman 2:15 neckheards to get btfo in the coming weeks as roman becomes champ and ratings go massively upwards

>>814935
>Purse
>Manletaker

>>814925
>dull, charisma-less, gimmick-less, zero crowd reaction vanilla midgets from NXT
Name one

>>814950
Good one, Vince.

>>814968
literally all of them

>>814973
He said "name".

You just might be the dumbest poster on here. Bravo.

>>814878

WAHHH MUH CENA

>>814950
> can't wait

You're gonna have to

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>>814921

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For all you dipshits arguing at whose fault it is for the ratings, have you ever considered that maybe Vince's style of prowrestling ie 'sports entertainment' just isn't popular anymore and it may never be again

Do the ratings include any other platform than just tv

JOHN CENA IS ON JIMMY FALLON RIGHT NOW. miss him

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>>814996

Is this smark code for PG needs to go?

>>814996
It's not the style, it's the content. Good sports entertainment can always make money.

>>815001
STREAM

>>815002
no, you dumbass. diminishing returns

>>814996
WWE's problems all ultimately boil down to Vince not being fit to run the company, as he couldn't put on a quality product even if he wanted to

>>815006
> Good Sports Entertainment

No such thing

>>815009
It's on basic cable, I don't need one this time :/. I'm sure his clips will be on youtube tomorrow

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>tfw the only reason you kept watching after 2004 was cause of cena

tybc

>>815015
is it over already?

>>815018
yeah its the music act now, I'm not sure if there will be final words with cena after it

>>815014
The Attitude and Ruthless Aggresion eras were sports entertainment.

>>815017

18+

>>815020
Nope. That was professional wrestling.

>>815020
Sports-Entertainment is the delusion of a senile old fuck who can't bring himself to admit that all he ever amounted to was "carny rasslin' promoter"

It doesn't exist.

>>815022
18+

>>815022
>If I liked it it doesn't count

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Smackdown results everyone!

>The Lucha Dragons defeated WWE tag team champions The New Day in a non-title match.
>Kevin Owens and Dean Ambrose signed the contract for Sunday's Intercontinental Championship match. Owens delivered a cheap shot, infuriating Ambrose, who still managed to sign the contract.
>Ryback defeated The Ascension in a Handicap match.
>Dolph Ziggler defeated Tyler Breeze.
>The Wyatt Family cut a promo.
>Becky Lynch defeated Paige via submission.
>Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose defeated Sheamus and Kevin Owens.

>>815022
The AE contained less wrestling than the current era.
Also,
>WWE, TNA, Lucha Underground: Sports Entertainment.
>NJPW, ROH: Professional Wrestling.
Sports entertainment you enjoy is still sports entertainment.

>>814996
if you're suggesting that Vince makes WWE about "REAL TECHNICAL WRESTLING PSYCHOLOGY AND WORKRATE" well then that's not gonna sell either you fucking smark

>>815028
>TNA
>Sports Entertainment

>>815027
>ryback defeated the ascension

Bases jobber 2 v 1 ryback matches are back???

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>>815027
>champions losing

Well at least we all know the New Day and KO are losing at TLC

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Damn...

>>815028
How so? Attitude era PPVs contained more wrestling than the current era's RAWs. A 3 hour show with 20 minutes of in-ring action is a fucking joke.

Is Wrestling Forum the NeoGAF of online wrestling communities?

>>815037
Gross. Does she have a Xenomorph growing in her belly?

new john cena album when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOQw5p0Ll2Q

>>815037

who is this dude?

>>815044
John Cena - Ceezus (2016)

1. Legend Killer (ft. Randy Orton) [Undertaker Diss] (produced by Alex Da Kid)
2. Basic Thugamomics 2016 (ft. Black Hippy)
3. Tooth Fairy [Rock Diss] (produced by The Alchemist)
4. Divas Ain't Shit (ft. Iggy Azalea) (produced by Dr. Dre)
5. World Heavyweight Champion Musik (produced by Young Chop)
6. Bodyslams in the Club (ft. YG) (produced by DJ Mustard)
7. My Caucasian (ft. Rich Homie Quan, Young Jeezy) (produced by DJ Mustard)
8. Sold Out Arenas (ft. Future, Three 6 Mafia) (produced by Mike WiLL Made It)
9. Chairs be Flyin' (ft. OFWGKTA) (produced by Left Brain)
10. Never Give Up (ft. Tha Trademark) (produced by DJ Khalil)
Target Bonus Track: WWE Licensed Apparel [Versace Remix] (ft. Migos)

Are you hyped for AOTY 2016, /asp/?

>>815037
so fucking ugly

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>>815047
>Ceezus
>Divas Ain't Shit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVq29fPFyOs

can you honestly see reigns or ambrose doing this?

Seth walks the dickish-full of himself kayfabe line in interviews

Roman always just comes across where he doesn't know what to do with his hands

>>815047
john cena and odd future would be pretty dope to be honest

>>815052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IFG22PJRoA

>the state of that suit

too bad he couldn't just wear his vest with the jacket over it

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>>815057
>that suit

Jesus Christ, Vince. Why did they let Roman go to walmart and pick what awful thing?

>>815044
>shitty opening pop, amazing reaction by the end when he finished
>they didnt continue with this

kill me senpai

>>815059
>>815059
when is he coming back? after guardians 2?

>the word filters are still in effect

what the fuck is actually wrong with this chink baka

>>815062
By the time the marvel movies are done he'll be 60 years old

>>815055
Are those dudes even still together? Haven't followed any of their shit in years.

>>815063
I like the nigger talk filters desu senpai but the c uck filter can fuck right off.

>>815044
Damn, I miss thuganomics Cena. That really needs one more run.

>john cena comes back
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw plays during his entrance with john cena covering it
>nwo 2.0

>>815065
They're all still making stuff but OF is barely a thing anymore

>>815027
>Dolph Ziggler defeated Tyler Breeze.
I feel bad for Ziggler

>>815060
>>815057
>nitpicking

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>>815080
>he's dressed like a used care salesman
>fighting Brock the next night
>nitpicking

>>815078
are they doing a tlc match?

>Rusev/Lana are a part fo the main event storyline
>Summer Rae is stuck in the undercard with 5 years developmental man
I now understand why divas don't like Lana

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LETS GO CENA

>>815090
Summer Rae is even a pretty solid wrestler too

>>815029
He's not, but keep rallying against le smark boogeyman

>>815090
Maybe they should hook up with top talent wrestlers so they can move up the card like Lana and the Bellas. A bitch will stay at the bottom marrying the Usos or Tyson Kid

>>815110
> top talent
> Rusev

I love him, but the company views him as a third-stringer in a stable featuring Sheamus & Del Rio

Also Vince fucking HATES that Rusev scored Lana

>>815056
Beastista had an A+ powerbomb, I miss it desu.

>>815090
lana is not involved with League of Jobbers, she's involved in a feud with Rybotch.

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>>815119
> A+
> can't even floatover into the Sitout pin correctly

Baby, pls

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>>815123
>le nxt manlet vanilla midget mark has an iq this low

not even a surprise 2bh

>>815123
That doesn't look as good or effective as the Batista Bomb does, the release and back roll makes it a better looking powerbomb than this one or the one Reigns does.

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>>815126
Dude, even Batista admits that his Sitout Powerbomb was shit. Meme elsewhere, dumbfuck

>>815129
(finding a quality GIF of Harper's gorgeous Sitoutbomb was depressingly hard. Stupid 4MB limit)

>>815129
Batista says he was a shit face and was shitty at promos too. Guy is just humble as hell.

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>>815128
> release and back roll

That's literally a botch, dummy

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>>815131
Well...he WAS kind of dorky as a face

"Basketballs don't hold grudges!"

Apparently the Sitout was somebody else's idea, which makes sense because his Release Powerbomb was tight

>>815132
The only good powerbombs are the ones released before landing. The Batista Bomb is the only good sitout powerbomb because he releases beforehand and falls back, every other one looks like shit.

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>>815135
> this pleb taste

18+

>>815119
It was shit
HarpGOATs is better

>>815135

>he releases beforehand and falls back

Except that's doing it wrong, and destroys the momentum of it.

>>815147
no it doesn't, it makes it look more impactful

>>815148
> rolling backwards
> more powerful

How is it possible to be this wrong?

Ruthless Aggression babby pls go hommu

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Post yfw based beeg returns to assist Sheamus at TLC

Man I enjoy upupdowndown series way too much

>>815151

If that were to happen, the following Raw would have a 0 rating.

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Name our stable

>>815163
Incredibly wankered giant phaggots

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I would genuinely book John Cena to open the show next monday night, challenge Sheamus and beat him for the title right there and then.

Have i lost it broskis?

>>815163
Workers of Marks

>>815163
Brian Pillman's Ugly Brother and The Receding 14 Year Olds

>>815166
maryse and kelly kelly and nikki bella should come back T B H

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>>815174

They're just your typical strong independent modern wymen who live off their man even though they could make a nice living on their own.

>>815174
Viva La Revolution

(No. They can all fuck off forever. They're not even pretty.)

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>>815179
>>815179
fucking faggot

>sheamus has a thing with roman
>adr has a thing with jack swagger
>rusev has a thing with ryback i think
>barret has ?????

jesus christ

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>>815027
>champions lose! oh, non-title match, who cares
>another goddamn contract signing
>squash
>literally who cares
>losers with no credibility
>women
>might be alright

>>815163
The Memes

>>815163
Kenny and his fans

Who watching World Tag League here?

>>815191
what is that familia?

>people like Juice Robinson

Fucken hell.

Based Tanaka and Yohei blowing the fuck out of Finlay and Juice.

>>815199
bro what are you talkinga bout christopher daniels is in the ring right now???

>>815201
I just started watching.

Jay White has the best hair in pro-wrestling.

Hi. Just wanted to let you delusional average IQ 'smarks' know that WWE's shittiness is purely due to an atrociously uninteresting, vanilla midget filled, depression-inducing bore of a roster and nothing else. And this terrible roster is YOUR fault. It's not Vince's fault. It's not Roman's fault. It's your fault for feigning interest and enjoyment in a wrestler as boring as Kevin Owens just because 'DUDE HE'S THAT GUY FROM THE INDIES I BETTER CHEER HIM SO EVERYONE KNOWS I WATCH INDIES AND KNOWS IM A SMARK WHO IS SMARTER THAN NON-INDIE WATCHING MARKS LMAO'. Now for the next 10 years we're stuck with rating-killer fatty fat fat fat KO and shitty indie vanilla midget wrestlers alike who are completely devoid of any qualities that once equated to a successful WWE superstar i.e. SCSA. Good job neckbeards.

>>815204
*tips fedora*

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>>815204

>tfw miss Cena

Quit Raw lads, didn't watch this week and won't watch til BMJ is back tbqhwy

>2.5

And people still chose to watch this shit willingly

lol

Based BUSHI blowing the fuck out of Dorada

tanahashi and chris jericho have such nice arms

this is me

ive been cutting myself because of paige

>>815208
If only there was another company getting 5+ viewers like WCW was. It's the only reason they're not in panic mode like the mid 90s.

>michael elgin is over as fuck in japan

kek

Daily reminder that the low ratings are because of the piss poor booking and storylines.

The talent is not to blame lads.

>>815215
Go shit up spee some more Seb

>>814930
>>814915

Roman blowing the FUCK out of Sethfags by exposing their butthurt
Based RoRo.

>>815219
Neville
Damien Sandow
ADR
Curtis Axel
Kevin Owens
Cesaro
Ziggler
Tyler Breeze
Sheamus
Kalisto
Sin Cara
Stardust
Titus O'Neil
Wade Barrett
Jack Swagger
Heath Slater
Erick Rowan
Darren Young

Please tell me how any of this 'talent' could ever possibly be booked well enough to not be as boring as watching paint dry. You can't. They are intrinsically complete shit. They all lack the look. They all lack the personality traits that are needed to be a sports entertainer and not a wrestler. They all get crickets when they go to the ring. They are all typical millennial trash who wouldn't even be fit to job to the guys of the AE or RAE 10+ years ago.

I AM THE TABLE

what the fuck was that shit

>>815226
18+

all this purple faggot does is drop guys on their heads

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>>815226
>being 35+ years old and browsing 4chan

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Who /lovepreet/ here?

>>815235
try 55 years old

Guys, w-where's Kane?

>>815182
>moustache

>>815247
I think you need to regain control of your life mate.

>>815247
>55
zandigjesus.wav

I'm 29 and probably too old for this shit.

Who can't wait for Cena to BTFO Reigns when they have there eventual feud?

>>815257
>yfw this headlines wm 32
>yfw reigns wins

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>>815258
>reigns makes cena tap out

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>>815259
with what?
his promoes?

>>815259
>Reigns makes Cena tap out with the weakest looking STF in history

>There was an incident during tonight's WWE SmackDown tapings in Jacksonville, Florida where a family had to be escorted out of the arena by security. It appears the issues began when two young boys called Roman Reigns the "n word" during his entrance. This led to some comments from other fans in that section and the boys' mother didn't respond well to people talking to her sons. The mother then got into an argument with other fans, accusing them of taking photos of her kids. Security saw there was a situation brewing and the family causing the problems was removed.

I don't see the problem with that family. HH.

>>815268
>go to the South
>get called a nigger

Shocking.

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>tfw you were going to buy nephew a Roman action figure for Christmas but went with star wars shit instead

Well there's $20 saved

>>815264
The weaker the STF looks, the more powerful it actually is. That's why Cena is the master of it.

>>815268
Coconut nigs on suicide watch

raw is 3 hours long
last monday it had 7 matches.

NXT is an hour long.
last NXT had 6 matches.

>>815277
How many womens wrestling matches though?

>>815278
i dont know.
and i dont care.

>>815273
>action figures cost $20 nowadays

Let me guess, they're complete shit quality now too, right?

>>815280
yup.

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>>815281
>back in the day we used to get top quality figures made with that rubber like skin and bone crunching skeleton from Jakks Pacific for like $6 all day long

>>815163
Ugly pants tbqh

>>815283
i was never into those.

i was more of a transformers guy.

and now those things are hollow as fuck and lack joints.

>>815284
thats the gimmick.

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>>815283
You mean these?

>>815280
>$20
Lol. The local bingo hall show I went to this Sunday was selling new WWE figures for $50. Like they were collectors items.

>>815262
>>815264
tongan death grip taught to him by his uncle meng.

>>815286
oh right hardy boys rip off now it all comes together.

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John Cena took this time off to personally convince CM Punk to come back and main event wrestlemania 32 with him

GOAT CENA

>>815295
Kek
>implying Punk won't die in the octagon.

>>815277

They're edited differently clearly.

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>>815163

>Mfw IWC smarks convince themselves that these midget wrestlers are good and worth watching

>>815183
did they really think that reusing faggots from earlier segments wasn't going to kill ratings?

>>815027

>Ryback defeated The Ascension in a Handicap match.
>Dolph Ziggler defeated Tyler Breeze.

>Muh NXT stars

B U R I E D

>Paige losing when she's no.1 contender

Who is booking this show these days?

>>815204
>there are people that really think this

>>815183

He's the Barrety of League Of Nations.

>>815226
>putting superstars that were good in NXT on that list
answers right there desu fampai.

>>815310
>>Paige losing when she's no.1 contender
>Who is booking this show these days?

>Paige losing

Someone with sense.

>>815312
>baretty
>one of the longest ic title holders

>>815287

With wooden plank.

>>815323
They had to represent Steph somehow.

>>815301

>implying Punk will ever step into the octagon to begin with

Watch hin tweak his pinky and get another 6 months of no booking

>>815320
>5 IC titles
>King of the Ring winner
And still the useless cunt can't get over.

>>815327
he got the bad news gimmick over as hell, quick as hell

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Ambrose is a big guy. And Roman says you cant any friends

>>815329
If Ambrose bulks up I can see him having a place at the peak of the card.
Right now dude's coasting and phoning it in, though. Not that I blame him considering he has embarrassing booking and they're basically screaming into his face "you're an expendable asset to be fed into the hype machine of our great samoan ogrelord"

>>815226

They're all shit and all should be released and replaced.

>>815328
I'll believe that when I see it.

>>815329
Roman has that CIA pose there

>A fan in attendance at Tuesday's WWE Tribute to the Troops and SmackDown tapings in Jacksonville, Florida noted that Chris Jericho was confiscated by security. The same fan noted that the crowd was dead for most of the tapings, which goes with what our correspondents reported, and that there appeared to be around 300 in attendance.

>WWE Legend Jimmy Snuka will go to trial on March 22nd, 2016 Lehigh Valley, PA to face charges of rape and third-degree murder in the death of his then-girlfriend Nancy Argentino in May 2014. A hearing was held this week where the judge asked Argentino's sister to quit posting about the case on Facebook as there is still a gag order.

>Florida Governor Rick Scott was sitting ringside for tonight's WWE Tribute to the Troops tapings in Jacksonville. Scott was interacting with various WWE stars and seemed to be having a really good time.

>Daniel Bryan is headed overseas to Cambodia for a promotional tour. Bryan will be appearing at Bugis Junction, Bugis Square Level 1 this Wednesday at 7pm.

>>815336
18+

>>815344
18+

>>815316

Well it's pretty damn stupid to make someone who has a title match later on in the week lose on smackdown. What does that even say about her?

>>815327

He was over as Bad News Barett then they scrapped it quickly.

>>815338
Ambrose has the Bane pose too. Thanks for explaining the joke.

>>815351
your're welcome

>>815349

Becky is gonna get pushed as the Diva babyface to lead towards a Becky vs Sasha PPV to satisfy the smarks before Thicki comes back and gets the title back.

>>815339
>Chris Jericho was confiscated by security
kek

>>815339
>Chris Jericho was confiscated by security.
What?

>>815356
>>815362
A Y2J sign.

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>>815057
Jesus Christ, do these faggots not know how to dress? Like look at Rock and Batista, they go with clothes much smaller and it actually looks good on them.

>>815065
>>815072
pretty sure they broke up bro, cause I remember the whole thing with Earl not wanting to be affiliated with them and wanting to be taken more seriously now

>>815373

>Batista with skinny jeans

No

>>815376
better than that ugly drag dress Roman is wearing

>2.15 and it's only going to get worst

I think the way WWE can ever recover is to completely scrap all current storylines/characters the past few years and start all over, minus Cena of course.

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>>815364

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>>815329
Roman is a big guy too

>>815332
I kek'd at "great Samoan ogrelord"

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/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?

>>815163
Manlets for life.

>>815391
why is the 10 backwards? in the clock?

>Main event is dead and the ratings die
>20min Ramen & Sheamus promo every night
>Cena unexpected return
>he is a cool heel now
>destroys Ramen&Sheamus and says he is the real champ
>crowd pops into insanity
>Cena is over with everybody
>BIG MATCH JOHN

Vince is a genius

>>815395

A fuckup maybe?

I still can't believe the last segment of this week's Raw actually happened.

It's unreal.

>>815395
Its clearly 2deep for dumb marks like you.
Based Corbin.

>>815396
>TLC main event happening
>Roman is getting the upperhand
>Beeg comes and knocks him out.
>Beeg helps Sheamus climb the ladder
>suddenly PRRRR APPLEDOUGH
>Cena FU's Beeg and Sheamus
>Roman getting up
>Staredown of Roman and Cena
>Roman starts climbing
>Cena pulls him and FU's him
>Takes the title for himself
>RR is set up as a Triple Threat where Roman wins and fueds with Cena til Mania

Is there anything more autistic in these threads than fantasy booking?
Its always the most retarded booking, usually with less logic than wwes booking.

>>815402
thats terrible, but I would sort of see it happening. I dont think he would AA Roman though, but who knows, if Roman vs Cena happens then I would sort of be glad, but it would shit on Sheamus' reign.

>>815403

/wwe/ is the name, autism is the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>tfw the state of raw and wwe

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>>815339
>>Daniel Bryan is headed overseas to Cambodia for a promotional tour. Bryan will be appearing at Bugis Junction, Bugis Square Level 1 this Wednesday at 7pm.

so can we all agree that the Wyatts NEED the win against "Team Extreme"? I mean, Braun already proved he's the strongest one out of all 8 of them so he should be the defining factor of the feud, especially how he squashed Dreamer. Maybe a little fight with him and Rhyno and then have him win the match. Also why are Harper and Rowan so weak when they are almost as big as him?
>tfw no League of Nations vs Wyatts
Legit marked when the Wyatts came out. WWE needs to learn that having a heel on heel match can make ppl mark. That reaction was pretty legit

NOW WATCH ME WHIP

Where is the webm of Sasha twerking?

>>815412
>wyatts
>winning
>when the old men need to get over
stop believing and it won't hurt as much

>>815391
Corbin comes off as a high school poser.
He was trying so hard to be seen as "unique" during the last episode of Breaking Ground.

Corbin has a retarded looking face, he can't be taken seriously.

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>>815416
>>815417
>Hating on based Corbin

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>>815409
>tfw the last few months of being a wwe mark has felt like Shinji during EoE

I've been focusing more on music and trying to become a better person

>>815416
>getting worked by based Baron

>>815417
>>815416
Get worked

>>815382
Wouldn't matter. The creative team of THIRTY PLUS writers still don't have a clue about the wrestling business.
El Rey should strongly consider moving Lucha Underground to Monday nights.
WWE needs competition of some kind because they obviously don't have any motivation right now.

>>815332
>If Ambrose bulks up I can see him having a place at the peak of the card.
in the outlaws maybe or perhaps japan as the newest member of the bullet club.

>>815418
his face looks too friendly.

also, on all levels but physical, he is a wolf.

>TLC is on the same weekend as McGregor/Aldo

Jesus Christ, RIP Vince

>>815425
xDDD

>>815428
NO ONE CARES ABOUT UFC DAMNIT!

hey, the two best talkers in wwe, Ambrose and Owens are having a match at TLC, and thye havent cut a single promo.

let that sink in.

>>815428
>manlet cage fighting
Just as worse as wrestling desu senpai

>>815412

Calling it now, The Wyatts turn face before Wrestlemania to take on League of Nations.

>>815373

>Tfw you don't get heels who dress well anymore.

That cheap suit Sheamus wore last week was embarrassing.

>Tfw people think neckbeards like Kevin Owens and Bray Wyatt are what top heels should be like.

If he's not wearing a suit with sun glasses in doors and talking mad shit like Hollywood Rock and Batista then they're not a good heel. This policy of someone cutting a promo wearing their own merch and underwear won't draw heat anywhere.

What happened to this company?

>>815433

Except more people are excited for it in place of...Roman vs. Sheamus....boy what an exciting match!

Real tears @ you if you plan on tuning in.

>>815431
because the wwe doesnt want to hear IWC shit spewed on air and deans rambling.

goddamit i need a Carmella porn star lookalike. Dat god damn body

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>>815435

>>815439

>That body

You what?

>>815024
Usually I don't like 18+ posts, but this one was perfectly timed

>denying that the Attitude Era and Ruthless Aggression were sports entertainment

>>815423

This IWC smark thinks LU could actually compete. It's endearing.

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>>815423
>wanting LU to compete with WWE
I like LU, but no.
That would just hurt them a lot.

>>815310
They did the same thing before her match at Survivor Series. They must be preparing to have another woman enter the title picture. I don't see why else they would be booking Paige to look so weak on a consistent basis.

Probably for the best anyway. I like Paige but shes been over exposed. Time for a break.

>>815436
kek hell no, I stopped paying for the E like last month. Only thing worth watching on there was Breaking Ground

>>815434
this would be cool but ADR needs to lose that title then

>>815450

I reckon he'll lose it this Sunday when Based Zeb reunites with Jack Swagger

>>815451
As long as the swagger soaring eagle returns for christmas im ok with this.

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Thoughts on the current Champs /wwe/?

>>815451
idk what it is, but Swagger is very dull to me. The storyline is ok, and I want to like the guy, but he just doesnt impress me. Im just glad he has a catchy catchphrase because without that, he would be nothing

>>815454

That's why we need him with Zeb on the mic

>>815453
>every champion is a heel

Way to draw money

>>815454

He's pretty dull, but adding Zeb to him is a pretty good package.

Swagger's a big guy who could very convincingly be a legit upper-midcarder with a decent manager. He's got a decent moveset, a good look and a great catchphrase.

>>815453
Apart from Owens, possibly the worst they could be

>>814900
god damn it Sizzle is so based

>>815453
Complete an utter shit.

>>815453

I was dreading Sheamus, but I actually like his current persona, especially with the League of Nations.

Kevin Owens will live or die on his feud with Ambrose.

No Heato just needs to fuck off. He's the worst part of the LoN.

Charlotte is fucking garbage. Put the title on Becky or Sasha for fucks sake.

New Day are fucking based, but we need new champions.

>>815453

Dogshit.

All of them.

who /standback/ here?

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Yup

>>815453
Owens and Del Rio are the only decent champs because they actually win matches. Sheamus is someone both the champ and a jobber at the same time which is a shame because I like the guy. Charlotte is poo and New Day are good but are jobbers just like Sheamus.

Really sick of this 'heels are weak champs' meme. Step it up, Vince.

>>815503
I WAS JUST A BOY, EVERY BODY TOLD ME

WHAT I SHOULD DO AND WHO I SHOULD BE

>the STATE of Frank the keks letter to WWE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2ZioPiRE2E

>>815453
>Better than Seth but still not that good
>Horribly utilized but when he gets a chance at all he's entertaining
>Awful, just awful. Inconceivably even more boring than his last run
>I'd say >Divas but Charlotte is far from a Diva
>Pretty fun

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>>815504

Thrice in a lifetime!

>>815518

>Unicorns and twerking
>Fun

New Day were only good that one time at Summerslam. That's it.

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>>815453

nepotism is the only reason the diva belt is on charlotte. remember when she was suppose to save the divas division? kek

>Heidenreich returns and teams up with Ryback
or
>Simon Dean returns and teams up with Bo Dallas

>>815533
the latter, obviously

I doubt Heidenreich can move these days

>>815525
Yep, if the implied heel turn doesn't work, she'll have to get used to the TNA theme song playing all the time during Impact Wrestling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHqNJxfMBF8

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doesn't look like any titles are being dropped at TLC

>>815541
Didn't need spoilers to know that.

>>815431
Nice meme

>>815525
>mainevent raw
>beat nikki
>more divas matches
eh not bad i guess, still did more than "anti-diva" "savior of the divas division" botch machine paige did. Smarks need to realize much wont change until vince is gone.

>>815431
>let that sink in.
>>>/tumblr/

>>815541
this isn't entirely true tho, i know charlotte didn't come out with the title so its possible theyre wrong about the whole thing

>>815554
>paige being champ again
JUST

>>815555
Makes better marketing sense than charlotte.
Who cares about who's divas champ anyway?

>>815555
paige didn't have it either, they usually have no one come out with belts for this reason

>>815541

What a shocker!

>>815517
>based Arachniman

totally forgot about that guy

>>815431
>Ambrose
>good talker

What the fuck do you see in him? Its just "le I'm cuh razy xD!"

>>815555
Nice quads, but she'd be much better than Ric Flair's daughter

>>815564
>she'd be much better

Past title reigns disagree. Actually, no one can be a good champion under the current record low ratings era we are in.

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>>815307
>mfw underage WWE marks use 'IWC' as an insult while complaining about wrestling on the internet
>mfw they use 'smark' as an insult when literally every wrestling fan over 12 years old is one

>>815563
You started watching this year then.

>>815563
he cuts good promoes.

sure his promoes are all "lel im so crayz" but he still talks well.

LUCHA UNDERGROUND SEASON 2 PREMIERE DATE JANUARY 27TH

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>>815566

>Mfw an IWC neckbeard got triggered near me.

>>815566
>Using image macros in 2015 going on 2016

>>815566
Nice reddit image

>>815570
Do you look like Givanildo Vieira de Souza?

>>815571
IT'S
2 0 1 5
0 1 5
1 5
5

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it feels like breaking ground is already struggling to fill time
>le knockoff jordans
>epic haunted house adventure

also zayn engaged?

The newfags really got stronger when we moved to /asp/, huh?

>>815573

Only when I see an IWC neckbeard get triggered.

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>>815570
>>815571
>>815572
>mfw IWC marks got triggered near me

>>815575
Breaking Ground is entirely pointless because everyone knows its heavily scripted.
Meltzer said a few weeks ago how insulting it was that they kept suggesting Dana Brooke was going to get fired, but everyone knows she's Triple H's favorite and improving every week.

>>815567
Give me a good promo

>>815578
I'm not triggered. I just like calling things reddit

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I winder if John Cena is watch raw and I winder if he laugh to himself how shit the product is without him and how.the crowd doesn't even pop to the levels of his pops

And then he fuck Nikki Bella as he laughs to himself how based he is and how shit raw is without him

>>815583
Basically the same thing

>>815584

>Le RAW was good when Cena was on meme

>>815587
Cena was the best part of RAW in 2015.
Deal with it.

>>815587
You had a guarantee 20 minutes of good entertainment out of 3 hours. Now you have 0.

>>815588

As I recall RAW still got low ratings

>>815590
Can't blame Cena for that. He was in the main events.

>>815589
This.
I'm not Cena's number one fan, but the open challenge matches were great.

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>John Cena will one day cease to exist
please no

>>815591

>Can't blame Cena for that

>>815591
wasn't in*
Rollins as champion ruined the ratings.
No one cared about him, even his Tumblr fans thought his reign was bad.

>>815575
they dont want it to be another tough enough basically, they heard feedback on how they want to see them doing stuff together and normal everyday things, so they are. Also jordans fake jordans were funny and hearing enzo rip on him for it too.

>>815594
You can't. He was the 9 p.m. or 10 p.m. match.
Those segments were the highest rated every week.
Do some research.

>>815592
How? You already knew the result of the match before even seeing who he was going to face. Its doing the opposite of building talent, its just burying them.

>>815594
>not the champion
>not in the main events

Except for that one and two times where he main evented with cesaeo and it was literally GOAT and then the triple tag match with the swing to RKO which was GOAT and got the crowd popping hard as fuck, a rare occurrence for a raw maim event

>>815599
back to wew

WWE is now so bad that people unironically miss Cena? God help us.

>>815599
>losing a match vs John Cena is being buried
>losing a match is being buried

Hello reddit

>>815599
>Only cares about results of matches
>Le burying meme
Fuck off back to the dirtsheet comment section you came from

>>815603
99% of people that in the ring and at promos that Cena is one of the best.

It's just when he buries someone that we don't like him, its a lose/lost situation when this happens.

>>815599
Because it was a consistent story line with a face defending a title.
This isn't developmental, you don't get "built up" if you're on Raw then you made it already.
The man can talk, and he gets the arena excited.

>>815136
unf. mike awesome WAS awesome

>>815609
He's probably the type of retard that thought Sami Zayn or Ryder should have took the title of Cena during an open challenge.

>>815599
>building talent
>burying them
Please tell us more about work rate and ring psychology.

>>815599
Losing=/=burying

Would you say Undertaker buried Jeff Hardy in their ladder match way back when, just because he won? No. It helped established Hardy. Getting over is also about getting exposure and some good matches under your belt, not just winning.

>>815597

You just said the product wasn't shit when Cena was still active, when, it actually still was shit.

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>>815037
> Welcome to wwe take ur gift bag.

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I call the top hat

>>815600

>one and two times he main evented

I'm willing to wager that he main evented more times than Seth.

>>815613
Yeah but here is the thing, Jeff Hardy has a good resume so losing to Taker wouldn't make a difference.

>>815037
Holy shit, she's become an abomination.

>>815614
Show me where I said the product wasn't shit.
I said Cena's segments were the best every week and the best matches. Even if you don't like Cena, you'd have to be an idiot not to admit that.

>>815599
It should be required to learn what burying means before posting.