The next and last face of the company

>>814303
That face is so fucking punchable.

This was without a doubt the worst RAW since 1996.

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We want Rollins!

>>814341
I don't want any Shield member right now.
Rollins' reign was just as bad. He was clearly better than Roman on-mic and in-ring but his promos were longer, more boring and lacked intermittent comedy gold because of how bad they were.
Dean's character is dead and buried.
Roman is fucking Roman.

>>814339
If only there was some rival promotion that could capitalize on this like WCW did back then.

this was in an overrun.

How does this even get scripted? What, did they set aside 50 pages of words for these two assholes to just say? "Here y'all go, we don't know how long we'll run today but just in case we have to go here's a promo that we wrote in the amount of time it took to think of "Team PCB!" Go out there and get us to 11:00 because we're at the mercy of USA Network and need to strettttttch everything out!"

Roman: "uhh what about selling the PPV this ain't gonna help"

Sheamus: "aye fella this is just the Smackdown script with Sonic product placement"

COME ON SOMEONE PUNCH THE OTHER. START THROWING THINGS. DO A WACKY DANCE. PLAY ANGRY BIRDS. SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER I DONT CARE JUST SOMETHING

You're past 11! You can just fade to black! Just end this!

"I'm Roman Reigns, and I wanna fight and punch things!"

"Aye I'm Sheamus and I'm Irish and I love to fight"

"Together, we spend a fucking hour talking about how we love to fight but won't actually fight until you give us money!" What a couple of cocks.

WWE Smackdown: Thursday nights on SyFy

>>814423
WWE doesn't need competition to be good, look at 1984-1990 for example

>>814566

>he thinks there was no competition from 84-90

that's cute kid. 18+

RAW was better than everyone here was saying. It's a mediocre product but it's in a transition. I enjoyed all the spots in the 16 man tag and thought sheamus going through a table was cathartic. The product could be improved by going down to 2 hours though.

>>814629
>but it's in a transition

lol. that's the stupidest thing I've read in awhile. what transition? you white knite wwe fanbois are truly pathetic

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I want John Cena to come back and bury Face Roman

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>>814633
>cean stole carlitos title swag

>>814339

This RAW and the one two weeks prior were both the worst since 1996.

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> name better striker
You cant

>>814303
I would be happy if he died

>>814694
The Undertaker.
>best pure striker

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>>814694

>>814423
When does Lucha Underground season 2 air?

>>814632
>what transition?

From bad to worse.

>>814903
I want to say February but im not 100% sure.

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>>814303

>>814626
>NWA
>WCCW
>AWA
>"competition"
LMAO

>>814937
Remember that it wasn't Seth's fault, it was the booking.

Why can't they just build up two characters simultaneously?

Sheamus doesn't need to be a bitch lord to be heel.

Romans gimmick is 24 year old who still hangs out with high schoolers

>>814949
Reminder that Seth's first night as champion was the highest-rated RAW in almost 3 years

Reminder that this year's post-Survivor Series was the lowest-rated since 1997

People were clearly into the concept of WWE World Champ Rollins. Not so much for Reigns at the top, tho

>>814985
>Not so much for Reigns at the top, tho
Not so much for Sheamus at the top*
FTFY

>>814985
Reminder that Seth's first night as champion was the day after Wrestlemania.

>>815079
Reminder that it still outdrew the past few RAWafterManias

Reminder that last year's post-SvS RAW also got a spiked rating

Your Samoan husbando a shit

>>815076
It wasn't Sheamus, it was the idea of a Sheamus vs Reigns feud that killed people's dreams and hopes. The feud its so shit that they have to put more people into it to make it attractive to the casuals.

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>>815076

>>815076
Reigns is the champion in everything but name. Sheamus has done nothing at all to suggest he is at the top.
>got pinned by Roman fucking clean on Raw then got his ass beat to again to close the show

>>814985
>Record low ratings

Shieldettys need to go.

>>814985
The Sethfag butthurt from Reigns' Champ run has been pure kek

>>814896
>Striker
>posts Zyb Zerp
Dude fuck

>>815513
>Reigns' Champ run
The shortest title reign in modern history?

>>815688
5:15
1
5

>>815786

REIGNS 2.15 SAYS I JUST FUCKED YOUR RATINGS

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Roman "Donkey Dung for Brains" Reigns

Didn't watch Raw on Monday but I keep see tater tot everywhere. What happened?

>>815910

Roman cut a promo on Seamus where every other word was "son" or "tater tot". even lamer, the Pittsburgh cemented itself as one of the shittiest wrestling crowds in recent history by actually chanting it. yuck.

>>815910
Sheamus wouldn't come down to the ring so Roman said something like "I thought Irishmen had BIG POTATOES, but all I see on your are tater tots!"

>>815910
roman made a based chant against sheamus.

>>815786
>>815796
>the immediate Sethfag butthurt

Based.

>>814339
I was gonna disagree but then I remembered all the moments I enjoyed were from NXT.

BTW they need to put nature boy out to pasture he sounds like a stroke victim on the mic.

>>814339
Ryback/Rusev was good IMO.

>>816549
Ryback jobbing with Curtis Axel made me not take him serious anymore senpai

>>815937
"I thought Irishmen had BIG POTATOES, but all I see on your are tater tots!"
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
TATER TOTS TATER TOTS TATER TOTS TATER TOTS TATER TOTS TATER TOTS
>huh that's actually kind of funny. has potential for-
"What's wrong tater tots, want me to move the chair tater tots? That better, tater tots?"
>oh nevermind roman already ruined it

>>817134
Y-you can't blame Roman, he's thirsting for a pop.

>>817134
He got over-excited cause the fans were cheering him

>>817696
>>817705
the fact he picked up on it and tried to use more shows hes learning, he overdid it though but still hes learning.

>>817712
>he's learning
>he's the absolute focus of everything in WWE right now
WWE really need to PICK ONE

>>814633

That's probably what is going to happen.

>>817713
>mainevent scene decimated by injuries
they were going to push him regardless but that pretty much forced their hands to speed it up.

>>817712
> still hes learning

> Royal Rumble winner
> WWE World Champ
> still N - E - V - E - R lost clean in singles

WWE deserves to be in the state that it is

>>814911
January 27 bruh. Get hype

>>817750
This. He's been in the top for a while now, if he's still learning how to work a crowd he is complete trash

>>817750
>still N - E - V - E - R lost clean

What is with everyone wanting wrestlers to be losers, like Bray Wyatt for example.

>>817904
It's just out of all the people to protect you pick le sufferin succotash man.

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>2015
>not being real lyfe

>>817906

>wanting to protect a fat neckbeard that keeps hamming in his "scariness"

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>>814423
In a alternate universe, Amazon's CEO Jeff Bezos decided that rather buying the Washington Post, instead he put the money to start his own wrestling promotion to go head to head w/Vince.

>>817910
nobody said that, it's already to pate for him anyways

>>815920
Nigger it wasnt pittsburgh it was some shithole in south carolina

>>815456
That's "PPV build up" so it will be dramatic when Shemust beats Boring Reigns at TLC.

I don't know why Zorro the Gay Blade is so freaking boring--- you know, other than it was forced on the fans, he can't talk, he can barely find his spots in the ring, and he looks bored as hell in everything he does when he doesn't look stoned/drugged out on painkillers.

I like Shemust, but the great white jar of mayonnaise has zero chemistry with Zorro, and his suddenly not fighting whenever he has an opportunity really stands out against his overgrown dwarvish always brawling styling since he started in the WWE.

>>815920
You pay enough of your shills, you can get any chant going.

>>817696
He wants to be like Daddy Rock, but he is just too boring and disinterested. He should go be to Mexico and be Zorro the Gay Blade again.

fuck why is he not champ???????

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>>818230
>Shemust
>Zorro the Gay Blade
Go back to whatever wrestling board you're from or at least learn to blend in here you fuck aspie.

>>825614
He is you retard

>>814303
we're gonna see what would've happened if Luger won the Gold in Summerslam.

>>825623
Who's the chihuahua looking bitch on the right? Fucking uggo.

>>814633
I heard HIV cells can be used to fight cancer now so this might work

>>814355
>>Roman is fucking Roman.
Does his wife know?

>>837200
Yes

>>837200
He lets her watch.