/wwe/ General #1670: Cream of the Crop Edition

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In4 Bliss

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Who /League of Nations/ here?

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>you will never eat tater tots ever again

I got to the Tyler Breeze bit, can't watch anymore. Fuck this company.

>>813717
Why is that baboon dressed in zebra print? And do they really think it cant escape from that enclosure? it isnt even caged in

https://twitter.com/thewadekeller/status/674079629993451520
Are you emailing WWE, /wwe/?

>tfw your face will never be sandwiched between Team Bad's sweaty asses after a match

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Plus
>Rhyno moved up to the main roster (I'm sorry, Rhyno.)
>Wyatt Face tease (Please give them a new angle)
>Swaggie finally won a match

Minus

>Wyatt face tease demolished by a 16 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH.
>16 MAN
>Actually referred to as "Roman and Company"
>Calling a DDT a "Dreamer Driver"
>Diva's pissbreak
>Flybotch v. Rusev (Need I say more)
>Swagger v. Stardust started broadcasting mid-match
>Have no idea what Charlotte and Paige is. Are they both heels? Is Charlotte a tweener? Fuck if I know.
>Female empowerment plug
>Roman goes over the WWEWHC and makes him look like a chump twice in one night
>Cuts one of the worst promos of his life while alone in the ring
>Cuts one of the worst promos of his life while talking with Sheamus
>"Smugglin' some tater tots..."

2/10.

Was raw amy good lads?

>>813728
>wanting to be sandwiched by Tamina's ass

>>813730
>>calling a DDT a "Dreamer Driver"

18+

Why isn't based fat ass part of the League of Nations?

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>raw was actually good

>>813732
Tamina's ass is high test m8

https://youtu.be/ipsPgNEmAXI

Did anyone else feel like this is what happened tonight?

I never knew about this, do you think Vince was sincere?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YauJQoPzpAY

>JBL is a baneposter

>>813733
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LdgswjuOmE
18+

>>813744
Somebody get this hot head out of here!!!

I can't control my horny level

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>>813749
Here ya go

>>813750
I want to lick the back of her knee

i never understood why they decided who had the advantage at war games with a coin flip
why not make the advantage the reward for winning a match on nitro? heels get extra heat going in to the ppv and you have your nitro/saturday night main event sorted

>>813754
> outlaWCW

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>that autist shouting WHAT before ramen has finished talking

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ryback wwe champ
ryback ic champ
ryback us champ
ryback tag team champ
kevin obese owens diva champ

Is /wwe/ dead lads?

Why are WWE burying all of their heels? I hate this idea that heel must mean cowardly loser.

Getting fucking sick of Ramen too. Worse than Cena ever was.

>>813734
Because he actually wins matches. He'd be out of place.

>the best segment of the go home RAW was Titus and Stardust
Jesus Christ

Who else just tunes in to laugh at how bad things are? Surely no one thinks the product is good or can be good right?

>>813804
That's not BAD Day

>>813806

That was cringeworthy and New Day have become cringeworthy as well

>>813806
too many black people for one segment desu

>>813811
> cringe

Using this expression is a good way to out yourself as a twat

>>813742
Probably. If they sat together at the announce table all the time, they were probably friends after so many years working together

I miss them saying 'world wrestling federation'

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>>813758
>autistic WWE marks

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Someone needs to take the mics away from New Day, Shamus and Ramen

>>813820
So is saying positive things about the New Day bronies

>>813820

Only after your kys for being such a sensitive little twat over mandrama

>That back and forth between Sheamus and Roman

Hahaha I haven't seen a promo that bad since, I can't even remember

>>813826
you're gay

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>that entire Tommy Dreamer match

How the fuck do you kill a crowd that effectively
He even had Dusty Rhodes pants on Jesus Christ

Reminder that if Roman wins he is the most likely to hold the title until Punk's record is beaten.
We're going to get 'sufferin succotash' 'beanstalks' and 'tater tots' and whatever other stupid crap that pops into Roman's head for a year.

>>813890
Give credit where it's due: that shit is clearly all Vince ideas.

There's no way BBYGURL could last 15 months as champ

His pigeonchest would explode well before then

Crowd was really fucking dead, like damn

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>MFW during that heatless main event brawl

When will Smilin' Roman Reigns blow out a knee already?

>>813791
>worst than Cena

No he's not. Well at least not yet. Just imagine 10 more years of this shit, and you have Cena's career.

>>813921
Reigns is literally a lesser version of all of Cena's worst qualities with zero of his positives

Reminder that you watched Braun Strowman vs. Tommy Dreamer in 2015.

THIS IS AWESOME!
THIS IS AWESOME!

Why was Naomi shucking and jiving with New Day when they are feuding with her husband?

>>813940

Because kayfabe is dead and we're pissing on its corpse.

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>Bryan Alvarez reported on today's installment of Wrestling Observer Radio that fans were leaving last night's RAW before the main event segment even aired. He would go on to point out that the crowd was dead and you could visibly see empty seats on television.

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To those that want a recap of Raw w/o having to painstakingly sit through it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDGKCp9mdWs

>>813944

Stop posting your videos here.

Reminder that RAW opened with a 16 man tag match.

Sixteen(16)

>>813954
Already sounds better than opening with a 20 minute triple h promo
Might watch it

>>813944
RAW live from pre-show to end without fast-forwarding would still be less painful than your autistic rants Smarkbustuh kek

Shill your garbage videos elsewhere

>>813960

Lmao, okay all the power to you.

>>813944
I actually kind of like these guys except when they do the stupid voices.

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you guys think Davari would be welcomed back in Trump's Royal Trump-ble

>Liking New "We wear dildos on our heads" Day.

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>>813970
> Trump will never return to RAW to introduce the debuting CAGE

Fuck this company

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>>813975
>Brian "HGH gut" Cage

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>>813976
lol wut?

>Tyler Breeze is a wrestler that people actually like.

>>813979
> not liking Gorgeous George 2K15

18+

>>813980

>Just call me memesail mark

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>starting watching RAW
>oh nice LoN and Wyatts
>oh fug noice Rhyno with team ECW
>Romans music hits
>realize I'll watch Roman looking strong in the next several minutes
>realize there's 15 people besides him in the match and he'll be the only one looking strong

>mfw I wasn't even wrong

>>813981
> anything I don't like is a meme

How do you function on any level?

>>813987

How do you function being a Tyler Breeze fan is a better question

>>813721
Look up Japanese Ogres/Onis. They usually wear tiger print.

>start Raw
>LoN, nice
>Wyatts arrive, FUCKING HYPE
>Dudleyz and Dreams, okay
>RHYNO FUCK YEAH
>Roman's music hits
>skip the match

Anyone did this too?

>>813998
yeah. ended up finishing the whole show in 20min.
Had to rewind the last segment promos to witness Roman spilling his spaghettis.

>>814001
R-ROMAN IS IMPROVING GUYS DO YOU LIKE HIM YET
t. Vince

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>>813998

I ended up watching all 3 hours. I really need to get something better to do Monday nights.

>>814003
>tfw living in Philippines
>can't watch live anymore because of work
Man, I don't know how you do it. I can't stand it anymore. Looks like I'll be skipping a lot until the Rumble

>>813998
I skip all the matches to the ending. Raw matches are worthless.

>>813998
I watched for the 3D

>>814009
>I skip all the matches to the ending.

Why even bother lol? Just watch PPVs then.

>>814010
Was there one?

>>813998
>Wyatts arrive, FUCKING HYPE

Do us all a favor and STOP watching if you're going to be one of those tards who are going to endlessly praise the Wyatts.

>tfw i thought The Wyatts were gonna do something decent

why can't they just do something with them

>>814015
>he can't appreciate good mic skills

Bet you like Reigns faggot

>>814015
I wasn't praising anyone. I was hyped because it was something new.

>>814013
Yeah

>>813968

I like their Wyatt impersonations though, because that's literally what Wyatt is at this point.

Trying to act "scary" even though he loses 99% of his matches.

>>814008
This is the worst time of year.
>TLC, the worst PPV
>shitty troops special
>shitty christmas episode
>shitty slammy awards episode
>no storylines for most of the card as they head into the rumble, just drawing out the previous year's feuds aimlessly
>half the top guys off pretending to be injured before they miraculously return during mania season
It's complete shit until the actual Royal Rumble PPV.

>>814017
>he can't appreciate good mic skills

You're right, I can't appreciate his good mic skills when he's losing all the fucking time. So anything he says is just straight up laughable to me.

>>814011
To follow the storylines. Also I enjoy a good promo.

Unfortunately tonight's Raw had no storylines and no good promos so it was a waste of fucking time.

>>814021
>shitty slammy awards episode
Fuck, I ain't watching that shit

>>814023

But it brought change, didn't it?

>>814026
What did? This Raw?

>>814025
are NXT matches in contest for the match awards etc?

Would be hilarious if the awards end up being nxt matches because all those fullsail dickheads vote. Wait. Do fans even vote ?

>>814021
>It's complete shit until the actual Royal Rumble PPV.

And even then, the Royal Rumble is ruined also. Because now instead "I wonder who's going to win?" it's "I wonder when the smarks are gonna highjack the rumble?"

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>Made Nikki Bella champ for a year to erase AJ from history
>Keeping Bryan on the shelf cause you know if he comes back people will cheer him more than Loman
>Tommy Dreamer, a man of many concussions, is wrestling in WWE main events.
>Tyler Breeze vs. Dolph Ziggler is a match that will happen every single week.
>Not even guaranteed a good match anymore cause Cesaro and Rollins are out for 6-9 months.
>They'll probably wheel out Taker again for wrestlemania to try and sell out what is shaping up to be one disastrous wrestlemania
>Your top heel stable are literal jobbers and in a feud with ECW men with a combined age of 200.
>New Day wearing dildos on their heads and TWERKING LMAO with Team Blacked, and working hard to being as stale as possible by mentioning twitter catch phrases and video games xD
>They're wheeling out Ric Flair every week to shill for his daughter.

This is as bad as it has ever been but I can't just look away.

It's a complete train wreck. Every time I think I've seen the worst RAW of all time, they go ahead and book an even worse one.

>>814029
To be fair, WWE deserves it for their shitty booking in the few rumbles

>>814023
>To follow the storylines

You can just get a recap of the storylines in the PPV. Michael Cole will be sure to keep you up to date!

>>814032

>whaaa WWE deserves it because Bryan didn't win both rumbles

Fuck off.

>>814029
They telegraph the winner so fucking obviously every time, it's retarded. I hope Reigns wins at TLC just so he's not in the Rumble.

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>>814034
>I unironically wanted Batista vs Orton

>>814021

There hasn't been a good royal rumble in a long time. We'd have to go back all the way to 2008.

>>814035

Even if Reigns loses, he'll probably have a title match at RR so he won't be in the actual rumble.

>It's almost the end of the year and MOTY is still Cena vs. Rollins vs. Brock that happened in January.

>>814037

Unfitting picture, neckbeards wanted nothing to do with that shit. The actual sane wrestling fans were all for it.

>>814043
Literally nobody wanted it except Vince.

>>814043
>sane wrestling fans
>wanting Batista vs Orton

Am I being trolled right now? Only a fat neckbeard who hates wrestling would want to see that.

>>814044

In hindsight, I wish Batista would have stayed longer.

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>>814044
>>814046

>retarded smarks

Guess I have to post this smark repellent again.

>>814038
I'd say 2002 or even 2000 for a good rumble

>>814048
>muh google search whatever
>look at all these indians searching for batista
Literally the /wwe/ equivalent of running away. Unless you had your TV on mute it was obvious that nobody wanted Batista to win.

>>814048
Yes, a movie star is more popular than a professional wrestler

Do you think people who have seen Batista in movies will pay to see him wrestle? Nope, it's the wrestling fans who pay.

>>814050

2004 was good though

>>814050
Why not 2001? That one was based. Also always makes me wonder why people don't bring weapons in the Rumble more often.

>>814016
Because what can they do?
Even if we just pretend all the lost feuds never happened, what can the Wyatts do to seem? They can't do anything not PG like old school Taker or Kane. Haitch and Steph have their heads up their asses so they will never do a Nexus takeover kind of thing, and even then it'll end up with Cena and/or Roman Winning Lol

>>814047
Batista was great in his return because he was fucking memeworthy all the time

>>814053
It was great yes, but Benoit treatment and all that.

>>814054
Sure, my memory ain't all that good, I just remember that once the "X is back and wins the rumble" trend settled in is when royals went to fucking shit.

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>>814054
>we will never see the 24/7 hardcore title again

>>814052

>AJ Lee is still searched more than Bryan

lol

>>814056

He should have come back after the GoTG. Would have been better received as a face tbqh.

>>814059
Took you five minutes to come up with that response?

>>814058
that shit was so stupidly fun, like, so retarded it was fucking great

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>roman pinning the champ clean on a non ppv match

>>814060
Batista himself said him being a face just doesn't fucking work and it sucks, he's only good as a heel

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>>814061

It just shows how irrelevant Bryan is. I have more trend charts if needed.

Although I wish someone would update these since they are just a few months outdated.

>>814063

IF ROMAN CAN DO THAT THIS SUNDAY AT TLC HE BECOMES TWO TIME CHAMP JOHN!

HAHAHA I LOVE IT MAGGLE. ONLY 9.99!!!

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>your face when roman wins 2016 royal's rumble

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Whatever happened to this wrestler?

Anyone know where I can download Observer shows without signing up for their service?

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TATER

>>814071

The fuck's going on in the bottom right corner?

>>814073
the same thing that happens when 16 people are in the ring at the same time, clusterfuck.

>>814071

Looks like they're making out in the end.

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>>814048
>Professional Wrestler
>Mixed Martial Artist
>Actor
>Search Term

>the fucking ending segment of raw
>that whole thing
>tfw romans new catchphrase is tatertot.
>sheamus somehow looks like a bigger pussy than rollins
STATE
OF
YOUR
CHAMPION

>Roman looks strong TWICE in one night against the WWEWHC pinning him clean and spearing him through a table to end RAW
JUST
U
S
T

>>814080

>tatortot

THIS should be used for those fucking manlets, not Sheamus. I know they're talking about his balls, but it would be a better term for vanilla midgets.

>>814085
it would work for a stiff vanilla midget.

but thats the worst chant ever.

Anyone else wish Cena would get a new theme already? I've come to terms with him never changing his shtick or turning heel. But the least they could do to freshen up his character is to give him a new entrance song.

>>814087

No, it actually would be a good anti-smark chant. Just chant tatortot whenever some vanilla midget faggot only smarks like (ie: Ziggler, Stardust, etc) is in the ring.

>>814089
you already use potatoes for stiff guys like vader.

a tatortot is a tiny potato.

so logically its a tiny person who is stiff.

>>814088
BRRRR APPLEDOUGH is one of the best themes in the world anyway, no point changing

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>>814030
>not enjoying new day
>not believing in Owens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtY0WJKtEXA

big match dave's raw review

>>814097
>dat fucking filename
muh sides

>>814097
>not enjoying new day

They're funny and all, but certainly not a main event faction.

>not believing in Owens

JOBBER JOBBER JOBBER JOBBER JOBBER JOBBER JOBBER JOBBER JOBBER JOBBER JOBBER JOBBER JOBBER JOBBER JOBBER JOBBER

Fuck off with that overrated fat jobber.

>>814104
>Fuck off with that overrated fat jobber.
when stops looking like them and talking like them, they might.

>>814104
they can be.
as long as someone lets them to keep gaining titles.

>>813779

18+

>>814034
> I Only watched the last two rumbles

>>813943

Just smarks, they aren't the real fans anyway.

"hey, how about we make it blatantly obvious that Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger are reuniting?"

RAW is so bad that it's good.

If you didn't laugh once at how bad that entire show was, then you have no sense of humor. I honestly wouldn't watch RAW if there were no gamethreads.

>>813943
>fans were leaving last night's RAW before the main event

Wow it's like they predicted that the main event was going to be a 30 minute talking segment between Reigns and Sheamus.

>>814115
They paid money, they're fans

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>Thought 11 man tag match was way too out there last week for a main event
>They start RAW with a 16 man tag with everyone pulling double duty

Ratings when?

>>814100

>nobody is over

Another Raw reviewer I can get behind.

>>814100

>1 hour

Seeing as how Sheamus was detroyed last night I would imagine that he will be retaining the title and the program with sheamus till he drops it at a later date.

>>814136

Yup he'll retain and Roman will win the title at RR.

Brock is probably winning the royal rumble match.

You now realize Kofi could have won MITB and we would be in this same situation but with 100% less Sheamus and 100% more New Day.
We would have also avoided Tater Tots and "This isn't just my character talking".

Has there even been a 16 man match to kick off RAW?

I think we witnessed history last night.

>>814140
Ah love it Maggle!

>>814140
no joking, that will be a highlight for an anniversary RAW show

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>>814116
WE THE PEOPLE!
back to the mainevent for oklahomie.

>>814139
>he doesnt like tater tots
its so lame yet outlandish at the same time that its hilarious bruh.

I heard there was a commercial where Reigns was getting frustrated about boxes? Does anyone have an webm of that?

>>813944
>autistic kids screaming
>shitty video quality
>sitting far away from cam
>dressed like homeless people
>can't even see their faces

Couldn't get past 3 minutes... 1/10

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Young fans of Finn should be called Balor Tots.

Apparently fans were leaving the arena before the Sheamus/Reigns promo.

>>814158
>sitting far away from cam

I rather have them sitting far from the cam than sitting too fucking close to the camera.

>>814124
Wednesday afternoon

Who will win the ultimate warrior prize at the HOF show and why won't it be drax shadow?

>tfw you don't fear the darkness... you fear the shadow

>>814158

If I was a RAW "reviewer", I wouldn't want my face to be seen.

>>814160

Do you blame them?

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All his matches this year have been 10/10 (except for Kane/Brock because shit booking)

Ya'll don't deserve him. He should be dominating NJPW

>>814175
Not at all. Wonder how low the rating will be this week.

>>813921
He is. Cena is good on the mic and actually gives a shit about what he does. Reigns has all of John's bad points and none of his good ones.

Besides, for a lot of Cena's run we had the brand split, meaning only one show was all about him but with Roman he's appearing frequently on both Smackdown and Raw. There's no escape.

>>814179
>outlaw wrestlru

>Roman pinning the champ clean on Raw
Fucking hell. Remember when Sheamus used to win matches and was actually booked as a monster heel type? When was the last time Roman was actually pinned before Night of champions?

Fuck the main event scene right now. I'm genuinely more interested in the women. That's how bad it is. At least they finally seem to have turned Charlotte heel and Becky will almost certainly get a title shot after Paige jobs for the millionth time at TLC.

>>814199
Wrestlemania

>>814199
I'm just killing time until LU starts again and the next PWG dvd comes out

>>814202
Same. TNA honestly hasn't been that bad either lately.
They're working it like an 80s territory right now and its a lot more watchable than expected.

Roman Reigns will win via DQ at TLC then go on to win the rumble. Betting my cock on it.

>>814205

He's not winning back to back Rumbles. He'll most likely be in the title match.

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>>814205
poll time:

http://strawpoll.me/6213421

>>814205
>>814209
Pretty sure it's TLC match so no DQ

Remember when Big Show beat Rowan clean last time this year in a stairs match?

Remember when Deanetty lost clean to Big Show on a random RAW for no good reason?

>>814213
Like that's ever stopped Vince before

>>814213
>implying logic exists in 2015 WWE

>>814213
>>814213

You're giving the writers TOO MUCH credit.

>>814043
By sane wrestling fans you mean Indians on facebook and youtube comments on nWowolfpacTV right?

>>814214
>Remember when Deanetty lost clean to Big Show on a random RAW for no good reason?
hes deanetty he doesnt need a reason to lose.

>>814220
Maybe he WANTED to lose, Maggle. He's a lunatic!

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>>814213
kek

>ywn be this worked

feels fantastic fella

>WEELC was a year ago

>>814214
>Dean

I feel like that's the match that started the shirtless Dean trend. They keep having him wear the wifebeater but it ends up ripped by the end of the match

>haven't watched Raw in weeks, just reading recaps
>read about the tater tot promo
>gotta download this

Holy shit, I haven't laughed like this in ages.

THANK YOU ROMAN

>>814071
I thinke also trew some Uso out of the ring.

>>814225
It was fun

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What is the plan for the divas division? They're all basically heel now.

>>814229

Did you like their back and forth? Sheamus says something, then Roman says something back, then Sheamus repeats himself, and it goes on and on and on and on and on

>>814234
>come on in the ring, tater tot
>I wasn't born yesterday fella

Pure gold.

I really, really miss John Cena.

>>814236

>No seriously come in, you said you were going to
>Listen fella, I'm not coming in
>Well but you like to fight so come in
>*People in the crowd start leaving*

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>>814229
>>814236
>>814234
>>814238

Roman 2.16 says I just Tatered your Tot.

DUN DUN DUUUNN DUN UND DUND DUN

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>wwe would be so much better if Cena just fucked off

SUICIDE WATCH

>>814239
If Roman comes out in a TATER TOT shirt I'm subscribing to the network.

>>814242
Vince was probably grinning from ear to ear when the crowd started chanting it.

>>814246
You could see the happiness in Roman's eyes when the chant caught on.

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that ending to raw was the worst thing ever.

AND THAT WAS THE GO HOME RAW FOR TLC!

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>yesterdays crowd behind the hard camera right before the main event

JUST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Kc0SrkAA4

Thoughts on this promo?

Anyone else sick of New Day?

>>814250

It'd have to take a lot of will power to sit through 3 hours of that live.

>>814251

SOS (Same old shit)

>>814251
Ziggler has cut that promo a gorillion times so I hope he was overdramatizing it intentionally

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>Roman pinned Sheamus clean
>making Roman look strong while have Sheamus look very beatable
>The whole tater tots shit

>>814251

>Dolph Ziggler vs Tyler Breeze

A daily reminder of what WWE has come to.

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>>814214
>Remember when Big Show beat Rowan clean last time this year in a stairs match?

I remember all the boring chants that match got.

>>814221
lel oh man why havent they said that yet? I would laugh and the marks would think its true.

>>813730
>>Flybotch v. Rusev (Need I say more)

He needs to stop doing epic aerial manurevers because they look DREADFUL.

>>814301

He wants the IWC neckbeard crowd.

>>814308
Well he should join the Wyatt family because his dropkicks are shit.

>>814301
I was surprised by the corkscrew he did over the top rope 2bh

>>814324

That was supposed to be a corkscrew?

>>814324
I was actually looking away and was moderately impressed by the notion since I only saw him land.
Then they showed the replay and it looked like absolute fucking shit.
I appreciate he's trying to integrate more and more unique things into his tool-kit but he's just so bad.

>>814301
if wwe wants an athletic stong guy, just get Brian Cage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYXcms_95OM

he can fly and not look like an accident.

>>814331
but they had him already and was let go

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>>814332
thats just insanity on their part.

>>814332
Also reminder that AJ Styles had one match in WWE

Will the rating be lower than 2.16?

>>814342
I really hope so

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>>814324
>>814328
honestly it just looked like he tried to do a plancha, but like, forgot to let go off the rope so he did a spin.

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HYPE

>tfw based seth purposely snapped his knee so he wouldn't have to be booked in these dark times
It was inevitable he'd have to lose the title to Roman so he decided getting injured was more dignifying.
Just going to check back in 6 months when he can return as a face and become god.

>>814331
I don't even fantasize about my favourite non-WWE wrasslers joining WWE anymore.
Run far and run fast, Cage. He fucking murders it in LU.

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>>814357
istill want chuckie T in wwe.

>>814351
I wonder how much of a pop will Seth get on returning

>>814351
Please stop projecting.

Seth traveled together with Roman for over a year and thanked him during the pin at Mania. He would've been fine with putting over his friend.

>>814361
Probably a decent one from smarks but I can't really see that much.
He wasn't particularly over or anything. His reign was dire.

So the /asprowrestling/ threads are dead?
Whatever. I came by because I needed to see the bitching live.
Like, holy shit, that RAW was insanely dreadful, and I'm really pissed now that I have tickets to the Royal Rumble.
It better be good in January.

>>814364
Well at least this years Rumble doesn't look that predictable so there's still hope

>>814351

RAW was still unwatchable with him as champion.

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>>814364
rumble is always fun though.

>>814365
>Rumble doesn't look that predictable

Brock or Cena or Reigns

No one else.

>>814364
Dead as dead

We got 3 threads through, while they got only one thread with 500ish posts

Was Raw worth a download? Only caught the first couple of minutes when the Wyatts challenged the League of Nations. That looked pretty interesting

>>814370
It all went downhill from right there

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Shoyld they just let Reigns win the title at TLC? I mean why not? He's already shown that Fella cowers pathetically at the sight of him. Would things be any ucking worse than they are right now if they just end this retarded feud?

>>814370
It went from hype when seeting Wyatts and then Rhyno to instant shit when I heard Ramens music

>>814380
Sheamus got sideplates installed, so I don't think he will be losing TLC

>>814381
>Rhyno
>hype
I assume he was with the other old ecw clowns no one wants to see

>>814384
I just like Rhyno honestly. Actually hoped for RVD to join team ECW but whatever.

>>814383
>implying it takes more than 30 seconds to switch out those plates

>>814380
Just think. If Roman wins at TLC, then Sheamus faces him again for it at the Rumble.
But at least we won't know who's winning the Rumble.

>>814364
how much you spend for tickets bruh?

>>814387
Let's assume Ramen won't win the RR. Who else then? Literally no one is hot shit right now to win it for fans to be satisfied.

>>814390
It was a gift to me from a friend, so I dunno

>>814392
John Cena

>>814360
>comedy wrestler who's most famous spot it throwing an imaginary grenade
>in wwe

wew

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>>814360
SHOUT OUT TO CHUCKIE T

Where can I watch a repeat of yesterday night's Raw online?

>>814394
Go try to enjoy it then bruh.

>>814392
Bork Lazer or Big Match John

>>814415

Don't. It'll be a waste of your life.

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>mfw they don't balee

>>814392
Ambrose

>>814422
in the WWE not some outlaw rumble

>>814422
You know exactly what replies you're going to get, don't you.

>>814392
Finn Baloooooor

SAVE US CENA
SAVE US Y2J

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>>814426

>>814392
Bray Wyatt
ADR

RAW RATINGS:

8 p.m: 3.270 million viewers
9 p.m: 3.042 million viewers
10 p.m: 2.850 million viewers

Overall: 3.054 million viewers
DOWN 4% from last week (3.17 million viewers)
Second lowest rating since RAW 1000.

>>814431
It seriously needs to go down faster. It needs to be around 2.7 or lower.
Source?

>>814431
JUST

>>814432
http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/1208/604558/how-did-this-week-wwe-raw-do-with-the-final-hype-for-wwe-tlc/

>>814433
TATER

>>814433
ECW

>>814431
>that drop in the last hour
That fucking Sheamus/Reigns interchange will go down as the worst promo in recent history.

>>813978

He literally said he does roids and that's why he isn't in NXMeme.

>>814431

I hope it drops to 1.9

I can't believe a group of people came together and decided last night was not even good....but an acceptable show to book. Who in the fuck would get excited for Tommy Dreamer vs Braun Strowman in 2015?

>>814097

>le based fatass
Stop

Did the tater tots promo ruin any chance of Reigns getting over with the casual fans?

>>814447
The little jimmys loved it

>>814447
>with the casual fans
no they will laugh at it and think he has a sense of humor. No worse than call them roody poos and candy ass like the dwayne.

>>814061
CM Punk's wife is more searched than the supposed new goat of the new era. Come on man, that's fucking embarrassing.

>>814392
Either Finn Balor or Sami Zayn.

Balor's got the potential to be the face of the company with the right push whilst Zayn will be hot on his return and would set up a huge money making main event against Kevin Owens at WM 32

>>814048
>>814065
>using google search trends as your argument
Next you'll cite omgfacts.com

>>814455
thats one way to kill the company into 1.0s

>>814451
>dwayne

diff is he knows how to handle a mic

>>814455
Everyone keeps saying that Balor has a lot of potential and all but I just don't see it. He has absolutely no mic skills, and no gimmick besides his paintings, that are pretty good but that's it.

His skills in-ring aren't really that impressive at least for me, his matches seem boring.

>>814457
>implying Finn and Zayn aren't draws
How dumb are you? Finn's drawn over 100,000 plenty of times in NJPW and Zayn and Owens drew massive money for ROH./

Some good raw reviews, so you don't have to watch raw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caTGnD39iRI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10gkvH2Ec-s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHLAuj5bB7M

>>814460
Not to mention he's a fucking manlet.

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>>814467

1st video: 28 min
2nd video: 1hr 31 min
3rd video 1hr 3 min

>>814469
5'11" isn't manlet

>>814469
And has a totally retarded looking face

>>814455
>Balor's got the potential to be the face of the company

lolno

I can see it for Zayn because fans aren't as obsessed about appearance so he wouldn't need to cut his pudgy belly for them, he'd have to cut it for Vince, tho.
Not Balor, tho.

>>814461
Different feds my man
I think Balor could do pretty well in merch for a while with the jimmies but I don't see him being a real butt-seat-putter-inner, Zayn I could believably buy tho tbqh

Owens v zayn is only a draw for smarks. Little jimmies don't even know who one of those guys is. Think of ways to get asses in seats at WM

>>814467
How many people review Raw??

What do /sp/ refugees think about Smarkbusters?

>>814475
Smarks are the ones buying the tickets though. Plus you can sell any match to kids with a proper storyline.

>>814475
This is where stupid people underestimate the ability of an active live crowd to make stars.
The WM Crowd is always engaged and comprised of die-hard fans. The type of fans that would pop hard for Owens vs Zayn.
Give them a decent program running into Mania, give the attending fans a reason to care and a good show and you have a ton of irregular casual marks just tuning into Mania seeing these two guys getting a big crowd rocking.
That's how people go from smark to mark favourites.

WWE should get rid of these ugly manlets.

>>814480
bunch of autists who need to stop forcing their shit videos here

>>814461
>Finn's drawn over 100,000 plenty of times in NJPW
yea in japan not america, in japan where he didnt need to talk, in japan where he was over because he was white in a NWO ripoff, being a knock off jericho complete with jacket, in japan where hes slow somewhat boring style was in.
Hes in the big leagues now, whatever he did do doesnt matter and what hes doing now will put the company in 1.0s
>Zayn and Owens drew massive money for ROH.
when did ROH reach wwe levels? exactly and that wasnt zayn it was generico with an actual gimmick, zayn has no real gimmick. It would draw in smark circles but once they try to do it in normal mark cities it wont be as accepted.

>>814481
>>814482
Then why not try and build up the talent that's already on the roster?

>>814488
vince is trying to in his own way with league of nations of whatever.

>>814488
I never said don't.

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AND SHEAMUS GETS A STABLE!
AND REIGNS GETS A STABLE!
AND DUDLEYZ GET A STABLE!

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So sign anon from last nights show here.
Yeah it sucked.
Some stuff going around the net about the crowd:
>Top sections were covered with tarps.
Yes, totally true. Fwiw, there are some sections of the North Charleston Coliseum that is always covered due to the never ending construction. But that's not what you saw.
>fucking with the lights to make it less obvious the seats were emptying.
Yes again. During the commercials they would fuck with the red and yellow lights, they got a bit darker as the show went on.
>people left before the main event
Yup. a majority of the audience is young children and their parents of course. So being a school night, and the fact that traffic sucks here families left. Also alot of children wondering where Cena is lol. There were some older fans that left too, one said "I'm sick of this shit".
>tater tot
On behalf of the City of Charleston, I apologize for that pop. 95% of that was what children remained. It really wasn't that loud, I suspect WWE fucked with audio levels, since obviously they thought it was a genius line.

So yeah, I only went because Raw rarely comes here, we usually just get a house show or Smackdown. It was pretty horrible compared to my last Raw experience in 2013 in Greenville, SC, which was awesome. Oh well.
See you next week...

>>814467
Where's a mirror for the Meltzer podcast?

Anyone have the webm of Sasha from last night?

>>814499
Sorry you had to go to that Raw. Did you at least have fun cheering and shit?

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>>814504
heres a cap of her ass.

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>>814459
>cooookie pusss coookie pusss

rock sucks

>inb4 you post his during AE/RA

anyone is good when theyre not micromanaged and forced to follow a strict script

>>814499
looks like a nice arena at least

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So what happens if they turn him heel?

Would people cheer him or boo him?

>>814499
Raw was extremely boring, i would have left that shit. Do you have any pics of people leaving the arena?

>>813730

>Rhyno a plus

HAHAHA
DUDE! ECW! ECW! ECW! AM I RIGHT?

HOW MANY MORE OLD THINGS CAN THEY MILK AT THIS POINT?

>>814519
>forced to follow a strict script
How do we know this is what's going on though?

What if Roman isn't following the script? Or Seth?

>>814530
kill yourself mark

>>814532
How am I a mark

I'm just asking where the proof is that these guys are being fed lines

>>814512
Some of it wasn't horrible. New day was goofy as usual.
I enjoyed watching the kids cheer and enjoy themselves.
The kid I sat next to cheered "WE ARE PEOPLE" for the swaggie segment. Made me and my buddy laugh.
>>814520
It used to be a shithole. They've been fixing it up over the last few years, very slowly. That's the half that's finished. It's definitely nicer now. I go watch our ECHL team, the South Carolina Stingrays, regularly there.
>>814528
I didn't leave just like I don't turn it off on TV.
It just gets so fascinating how much more horrible it gets every week.
Also sorry, no pics of crowd fleeing.

>>814521
Boo, obviously.
All the jimmies that currently cheer him would be shocked at what was happening.
Meanwhile all the smarks that boo him would continue booing him so long as he got undeserving screen-time and focus.
Honestly it's a very unique situation and they should just vibe on the controversy and turn him. It'd make waves at the very least.

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>>814519

>le its not roman it's vince meme

>>814537
>I-It's not Vince, it's Roman, obviously!
>He writes his own lines!

>B-BUT YOU CAN'T BLAME THE PEOPLE I LIKE
>SETH'S BEING BOOKED POORLY, IT'S NOT HIS FAULT

Marks, lads.
Marks.

>>814534
>doesnt know well known info
>How am I a mark

>>814542
If it's so well known why dont you provide a source

bump limit reached

someone make new please

Mad Braddox is doing a AMA on fucking Leddit right now. Just a heads up.

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>>814575
It's gonna be boring as fuck with a bunch of diplomatic answers just in case he gets brought back

>>814581
Yeah, Best answer so far is that HHH smells "Musky, I would say. Very, very manly."

>>813998
Lol we hate Roman amirite US SMARKS hahahahaha

>>814543
fucking mark

so, generals are fucking dead now?

way to go fucking chinese

So was Brad Maddox actually a good wrestler?

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>I hate Roman for no other reason than the fact that he is the antithesis of myself; fat, balding, short, ugly and dumb

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CENA = GOAT

THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING

>these raws without CENA

KEK

>>814601
TATER...

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>>814601

>us tater tots eh man hehe