WWE Raw is /asp/ Gamethread #3

BASED MARYSE

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charlotte is so fucking terrible

wtf did charlotte just say? literally gibberish, not even words

Why is Charlotte so bad at making promos?

>THAT GOTHIC PIECE...OF TRASH PAIGE. I AM GOING...TO DESTROY HER

Paige made fun of Charlotte's dead brother and now they've made Charlotte the heel in the feud?

Fucking double turn?

The WWe should be doing more with the Miz. He is awesome and one of the most entertaining guys on the roster. They should have him manage Roman so that guy doesn't have to talk no morw

Kek

>No crowd pop

Thanks /asp/ies
Thanks for the Divas Revolution

Who can do more crack rick flaire or saraya knight?

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this is the go home raw?

who /noteventrying/ here

this guy

Who is the heel? Who is the babyface? Paige is hitting an old fuck, but she's way hotter and cooler. I don't understand WWE female booking.

I have never been closer to just stopping watching in over 15 years of watching WWE.

This is truly terrible.

>Howie Mandel
>hilarious

>>812783
Not even in 2009? Or 2013-2014?

>>812766
They're both heel, but Charlotte is currently the lesser of the two heels. You can tell they turned Charlotte in anticipation of a feud with Becky, but they pulled the trigger too early on that.

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>howie mandel

JUST

>>812786
Bobby's World was alright.

HEEL OR FACE
>Charlotte
>Paige
>Ric Flair
>The Miz

I thought they were doing a double turn, but then Paige slapped Ric Flair, who seems to be the only over person(?)

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>>812774
when you think it cant get any worse, it actually does.

>>812801
It was a good show

WAKE UP IT'S MEMEING TIME

>>812801
>>812806
my niggas

I've only been watching for 15 minutes and I want to stop.

>>812820
so an owens match?

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>lana back with rusev

Not only does Lana have her accent back but it's a different accent than before.
Also dat skirt

>>812792

I dont remember 2009 but I was still enjoying it more than this as far as I know.

Dont see what was wrong with 2013-2014?

The brief period where Cena was out then and we had Authority shit every week wasnt even this bad.

>>812805
Beans is probably happier than any of us. He just got fucked with shit genes.

Women are still noticing and remembering him even after these years.

>Russian suit Lana without bun-hair
absolutely disgusting

I don't get this Lana and Rusev angle. Am I meant to boo Rusev because I'm jealous that he has a 10/10 chick? But I'm happy for him.

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I miss 2 hour RAW

MEME ME MORE
MEME ME MORE
MEME ME MORE

>>812834
>not loving golden braided goddesses

Literally Pat Patterson levels of homosexuality

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>>812805
>Beans literally is Santa's Little Helper now

>Rybotch

>Rusev just went out of the ring so that he didn't have to wrestle Ryback any longer than he has to

B A S E D B I G G U Y
I
G U Y
U
Y

>Ryback wins
>fucks Lana in front of Rusev

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WE'RE HAVING FUUUUUN
I can't breathe, holy mother of kek

>>812836
I miss early 2000's WWE.

>Flyback
die

BASED FUCKING RYBACK

>>812835
You're supposed to boo that stupid fish Lana.

>>812792
>2013-2014

This was actually a pretty decent time.

>>812840
hes that bald at 25 wtf im two years older than him and im worried about my temples thinning.

>>812854
2013 WAS THE START OF THE GODDAMN BULL SHIT SHIT TIER WWE. BATISTA TRIED TO COME BACK AND SAVE IT AND ALMOST DID BUT THE FUCKING RETARDS RUINED IT AND NOW THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE

2012 WAS THE GOAT YEAR AND LAST GOOD YEAR

Who /havingfun/ here?

>>812846
He's have to go in the back to get his cialis first.

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>Harper in dat commercial

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>>812840

I didnt think it would be this bad for him after tv

>>812859
Right here fāmily

>>812840
Isn't Santa's Little Helper like a $5/hour job?

>>812835
Rusev is unintentionally the best-booked babyface in recent memory

I just started rewatching WWE the last few weeks after tuning out back in 07. Is New Day supposed to be a group of homos or what?

>>812859
What's the opposite of fun?

>>812848
I miss WWF and WCW

>>812836
I miss wrestling actually doing something to stimulate it audience in either story telling or action. Oh Sorry I mean SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT

>>812868
Yes.

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Anybody else in the havent watched raw in weeks camp? I am so done with this steaming pile of shit. Its clear they have no creative talent.

>>812869
RAW

>>812868
brony meme stable

>>812868
>I just started rewatching WWE the last few weeks
Why?

>>812858
CM PUNK CM PUNK

>>812874
What would you have done differently then?

>>812874
Foleys son is going to help in january :^)
Seriously what fucking credentials does that little shit have?

>>812868
Three man Billy and Chuck.

>>812877

I signed up for WWE network to look at old stuff and decided to see what the new programming was like.

Why is dean ambrose so cringeworthy?

>popcorn and soda do wacky xD

didnt he do the same thing to rollins

>>812874
>Its clear they have no creative talent.

What do you expect? The guy who played The Great Khali's brother is one of the head writers.

>>812858

>2013
>Batista

You've got your years mixed you dumbass.

>>812883
His neckbeard smark tier das

>>812882
How many storylines do you want me to give?

>>812883
hoping foley will feed him some ideas

>>812887
he is horribly overrated in every aspect

>>812863
>Godzilla goes to hell
>See another Godzilla that does John Carpenter's The Thing shit
>It's still not as terrifying as Roman Reigns as Champion

>>812887
That was hot dogs and condiments you mark!

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>>812858
>2012 WAS THE GOAT YEAR AND LAST GOOD YEAR

I agree completely.

>>812868

>I just started rewatching WWE during the record low ratings era

I feel bad for you family.

>>812883
Santa's elf?

>>812889
cool reading comprehension bud

>>812887
always has been always will be, at least his Mr. CZW stuff was edgy and his promos were raven like.

>>812886
>not just torrenting all the old stuff

just when fans think we have the answer WWE changes the questions.

what the hell

>>812858
>Brock Lesnar vs haitch
It truly was the last good year

>this match is still going on

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>>812887
>>812896

Yeah he's pretty boring.

Will fatty retain on Sunday Y/N?

>>812883
appreantly he had a online diary full of ideas that he sent the wwe and they liked them.

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>>812883

I'm looking into it right now but I see nothing

cutie in front row is putting Lana to shame.

Ryback keked

is this a shoot match? Rusev looks legit mad

Shades of Sensational Sheri
Based Lana

>>812908
>They liked his ideas

Fuck, this does not bode well.

Thank god that's over

is this shit so bad that I actually am starting to miss Cena

What wrestler is the most KUCKED?

LANA SIDE BOOB

WHO ELSE FUCKING SAW THAT?

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES ARE THEY GOING TO TELL US ABOUT THIS SHITTY MATCH?

>>812908
Thats not a legitimate resume.

>>812908

Someone posted the link on /wwe/ once and it was the most autistic thing I'd ever perused.

It dealt with guys like Adam Rose even....

>>812919
Dolph Ziggler

>>812915
hes a weirdo so probably not.

>tfw your face will never be sandwiched between Team Bad's asses

>>812919
Jhonny Kekdo.

>>812919
Kúckrt Angle.

Is cane dewey really that much of a neckbeard smark

>>812902

Yeah but....its a free month, why not? I can cancel before they charge me.

>Shawn and Austin podcast

Nice

>>812923
Does anyone have anything for it?

>>812919
active kayfabe? Ziggler
otherwise? Johnny Nitro

>>812895

I can already see wwe booking him to win the rumble again so he goes over at mania

>>812922
his dad is foley so that probably is what did it.
>>812923
not even surprised hes a wierdo.

>>812919
Kek Man Punk

>>812927
>>812933
What happened with Johnny nitro?

>>812926
>sasha
>ass
good joke
but tfw no tamina and naomi ass

>>812917
That was the plan, make raw so bad that when jhon comes back vince will say that they need cena still

Why is Raw so awful? Isn't Vince worried about the ratings?

>>812883
he'll either get canned or caned

>>812936
Exactly, fuck faggots like foleys son and Charlotte getting jobs just because of their father without having the talent.
Neither would ever have a chance with the company if it werent for their family.

>>812932

What do you mean? It was just neckbeard IWC type booking, it was really cringeworthy to go through, that's all I remember and it was so much...He'd written out how he'd book RAWs, Smackdowns, NXT and then each PPV.

>>812919

John Morrison

>>812908
i wish they would just fucking hire this dude, his ideas are generally a thousand times better anything wwe comes up with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQJRcgYtkmw

>>812938
melina cheated on him all the time then she told him to do something to get him fired.
Then this year she took pictures of his dick pills with his address and put them on twitter

>>812943
jesus christ you niggers, is this the first you've heard of second-generation people in the business?

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>both jack swagger and stardust got jobber entrances and the match started during commercials

>mfw

>>812946
Agreed

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>>812883
Wait what?

Did they start the match while on commercial?

Oh my fucking god.

>Come back from commercial
>The match has already started

Lmao wtf is going on with this company exactly?

>>812949
Of course not, hell im getting in my union thanks to my dad.
Doesnt mean i cant bitch about it.

the fuck, did I just have a stroke or did they cut straight into the middle of another match

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>Meximerica isn't dead

>>812943
Not just wwe, wcw and tna did this too with david flair, brooke hogan, and garrett bischoff

They just figured nobody was watching anyways

>>812919
Candido was mr kek

raw provides with me endless entertainment

Okay so now there's a difference between being jobber entranced and then your match starting in between commercials eh?

Hahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard.

Are they seriously doing some Titus/Stardust shit?

Stardust with white paint just makes him look like Sting

>>812948
A guy like him who could literally have any chick of his choice is still with that crazy bitch.

Is this it?
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:https://creativewwe.wordpress.com/

>>812963

Well Sting is his favorite wrestler....

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>Swagger winning a match on RAW

>>812957
And not one of them amounted to shit.
Wrestling kids suck ass for the most part.

>>812948
Lol at johnny cactus for being a cUcked little bitch, and lol for no wonder a lot of people hate Melina for pulling shit like this and when she snubbed trish

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>>812963
anyone with paint looks like Stinger

based sting keked the musicician STING and anyone who wears face paint

poor ziggler

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Yo, just got back home. Pretty sure this RAW has been as shit as the last few but what happened in the last 2-ish hours?

>>812962
They did Slater/Gator. Honestly, they're just pairing Titus with any wacky partner.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Still laughing at them starting the match during commercial.

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):

Poor Adam Rose

>>812972
>Vamp-queer-o

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kek that was awesome

PUSH JACK SWAGGER NOW

>the rose bush
oook ..I'm back out

This Raw is confusing

>>812974

swagger*

The way he just drove away was top lel

Im done with this show

Why do they give Adam Rose all the homo gimmicks?

>>812968
IT SWAGGIE TIME!

>>812959
there's literally no other answer

runner-up is kevin sullivan

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>mfw Cena main events Raw

Since when did that Adam Rose segement became a thing

>>812972
Sting fucking burried that guy in the wcw.

why does del rio not drive his car out anymore

Swagger's theme is GOAT

we need more of him desu senpai

>The Rose Bush is always in bloom

Nice botch Cole

So this segment is pretty much Vince burying his own talent?

GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE

HOT HEAD

HOTHEAD

>the rose bush

STOP IT
STOP
STOP
STOP

>>812981
He need his old theme first

>>812919
Matt Hardy.

GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

>Cabeza Caliente

>LESNAR VS. OWENS AT WM

OWENS HATERS MAD AS FUCK

FUCKING HOTHEADS GET OUT

>Tommy Dreamer turning into Tazz
TOP FUCKING KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YoasQOe7Mo

What a big guy

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>HOTHEAD

Second Hothead of the night
Also epic 4 week long friendship between Del Rio and Zeb.

>>812998
Ricardo sold them all to buy weed

SAVE US CENA

SAVE US SETH

SAVE US BORK

SAVE US BRYAN

PLEASE GOD SOMEONE, ANYONE

HOTHEAD
O
T
H
E
A
D

Wha t should I get from Burger King my burger nigs?

FUCKING MEXICAN HOTHEAD THATS A GRANDFATHER AND WAR VETERAN

>>812994
>Matt Hardy

>>812998
just wait until WM

>UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION >UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

BASED CENA DOES IT AGAIN BASED CENA BASED FUCKING CENA

>>813021
27 rodeo burgers

[muffled hulk show theme in backround]

What was the point of that promo?

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PLEASE BRING BACK CENA

>del cokeo

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>>813022

>>813021
Big Kink, nuggets, fries and hershey pie.

>Not liking the Rosebush
>>>/woo/

>>812959
This, its why almost everyone in the business hates sunny's guts, chris loved her with all his heart and she treated him like absolute shit and tried playing the victim when she was called out on it. And also how much of a desperate attention whore she is these days.

Who is the biggest cucquean in wrestling?
I nominate Lita

>>813023

Eh ... he actually benefited from it in the long run

So what did Rhyno do?

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>They trashed the whole Mexamerica gimmick cause they got too much veteran heat for it

>Starting a match during commercial

>>813030

This so much.

>>812919

Chyna was keked the worst.

>>813021

a whopper with cheese

>>813029
It set up a adr zeb break up and introduced swagger vs adr as a match at TLC. That was a good and needed segment. Faggot

So Mexamerica is offically ded? That gimmick had potential

>>813030
No.

Why are there always just random steel poles sitting around backstage? Like always whenever we see a backstage shot. Do they have s purpose?

>Del Rio's throwing a hissyfit at an old man in a wheelchair

>>813021
Original chicken sandwich

sup fampais

just got home, anything on raw worth watching?

>>813045

People got butthurt about it lel

>>813029
To end the MexAmerica thing because WWE Creative can't into anything

>>812919
Ryder

woo woo woo
you know it

Am I the only one who heard del rio drop an f bomb?

>>813053

Yeah, so it was working. That was the point.

>>813021
Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

WEBM OF SASHA ASS PLEASE
it's the only good thing to come out of this RAW

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Swagger vs. Stardust is the best match of tonight's RAW

>>813052
No.
It's pretty bad.

>Foot soles...

>>813048
They use those steel poles to build the stage

>>813021
whatever is 2 for 5 get 4 of those onion rings and some nuggets

>Let's call this new stable "Submission Sorority"
>Actually a lesbian porno website

>Let's start a Mexamerica gimmick
>Nope too offensive to vets

>Let's start matches during commercial breaks
>Let's have a 16 man tag match to kick off RAW


This company is being run by a bunch of monkeys with type writers.

>15 mins and no established main event

Wait, so Rhyno came out tonight?

>>813062
webm/gif/jpb of bella feet too while we're at it

Don't smoke.

Teeth.

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Who here /bestsegment/?

>that literal zero crowd noise

more like Tommy Jobber lol amrate?

>no pop for tommy dreamer

what is this theme song btw wtf

>>813068
Honestly I think monkeys could come up with something better at this point

>>813066
So why are they not on the stage? They seem to be there whenever somebody gets hot backstage.

That was the most emotion I've seen in Del Rio (in WWE) in years. He needs to be that all the time. If Razor Ramon was the cool, suave Tony Montana from Scarface, then Del Rio should be the coked up about to loose it all Montana from the end of the movie.

This is the worst RAW ever

I know we say that every week but this is the worst. They did not even try

IIIIIIIIIM THE MAN IN THE BOX

Did't ine of the Bellas lose a tooth?

I thought Dreamer retired.

Hey look it's that stable with a combined age of 200 years!

I thought that was roman with the dudleys for a sec but it was rhyno

does wwe really hand out 15,000 lights lol

Shit my african Americans. Why they bringing out these old timey ECW guys? I liked ECW back in the day but it fucking ended 15 years ago. These guys need to just go away

What the fuck was the point of the beginning match if every single person in that match appeared multiple fucking times again and again all throughout Raw?

Why is this show 3 hours if they have to have wrestlers wrestle twice? Do they not have a roster in WWE anymore?

>07fag posting again.

so that set up of wyatts vs LON was literally nothing? fuck this company what the fuck

Tommy dreamer main events raw? Well meltzer said things would change. He never said for the better.

Wait, is Dreamer and Brawny Strongman the main event?

>>813085
how else is he going to pay his hospital bills for his 50 concussions?

>Let's just have the match that we had at the beginning of RAW but with less people xD

This is the main event???

>DREAMER VS. BRAUN STROWMAN
>2015 MAIN EVENT

>>813090
do people really not have phones that can make lights lol

Fucking retard.

>>813092
Everyone else is injured.

So devon is pretty dark

But who was the darkest wrestler ever? Like skin darker than the ace of spades?

So I skipped RAW last week. When did Dreamer join?

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>2015
>Dreamer and a greenhorn main eventing muh raw

>>813073
Second best, Sasha ass was best

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>>813096
>>813099
>>813100

>>813099
nah this is a squash you still have roman and sheamus to deal with

>>813068
Evidently Vince and his minions in creative have little better to do than sink his company, buy up smaller wrestling companies and their champions, job them, and repeat.

>this is your main event of your go home raw for TLC
>they cant afford Man in the Box for tommy dreamer

MY SIDES ARE GONE F A M

Does anyone else think that instead of handing out lights WWE should just let Bray win some feuds to get him over?

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THE FUCKING STATE OF THIS PRODUCT

>>813062
>go to your fridge and get a pancake
there you go.

Tommy Dreamer vs. Braun Strowman in 2015

What a time to be alive.

Wake me up. I think I watch RAW cause I'm addicted to laughing at how bad things are.

>>813104
truth is darker

>>813099
Why is Dreamer wearing Sapphire's pants?

>>813101
>getting worked by memes
>>>/aspie/circlejerk

>>813105
take a wild guess

>>813104
R-Truth is probably the niggest.

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>>813092

WWE Writers: Rating are down, so let's do the REVERSE of what always happens. Instead of everyone having a match or acting like they're going to have a match and throwing them all together at the end of the show, let's throw them together AT THE BEGINNING and THEN let them have their individual matches throughout the show. THIS WILL SURELY MAKE THINGS BETTER!

How was Mex-America offensive to vets? They never even really said anything bad about America. It was about uniting Mexico and America.

If I was called in last minute to book RAW off the cuff I'd come up with a better fucking match than this.

Wtf is going on exactly?

>>813085

he came back

>>813121
I'm sorry. I don't post here regularly any more so I'm not up to date with the shittiest new memes.

Is this the main event match?

Where's Cena?

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What the fug is the point of this feud?

That was our main event...

great main event

sinec when was rhyno aligned with the dudleyz

Is Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler the only RAW wrestlers not booked in a group/stable?

And it's over already.

>>813099

no...

Braun looks great but goddamn is he boring

>>813126
>Muh flag
What a bunch of hothead haters

Suffering is almost over
Soon we will be Free

>>812957
At least David Flair's crazy gimmick and his team with Crowbar and Daffney was pretty good. He also gave us Torrie Wilson

>>813136
the invasion

>>813125
Remember the niggerest Nigger to ever nig meme

What a waste of everyone's time

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>Those poor suckers in the audience paid money to see the blowout main event that is Dreamer vs. Strowman
I'd demand a refund.

>>813092
Everyone good is injured and everyone else is a jobber they don't feel like pushing even though this is the best time to do so.

And this match, of course, will mean nothing because in current WWE no match means anything, sometimes even title matches mean nothing.

>>813126
>Majority of vets come from the south
>the south is full of billy bob cousin fuckers
>hate Mexicans
>automatically despise anything related especially "desecrating the flag" in a fictional storyline on a children's program

they should turn sheamus face and roman heel in the match at tlc

LON vs heel wyatts and Roman vs some face aka CENA

>>813130

It's million year old /sp/ meme

>>813133
Wyatts need to win something. Anything. So the Dudley boys will continue to feed.

This is WCW levels of stupid booking jesus fuck

>americans will tune in for that show

>>813130
>new memes
Bruh this meme's been around forever

RAW wasn't that bad. It had Donny Douche, star of that show that nobody is going to watch!

>>813104
Half of Roddy Piper.

>>813137
The Ryback

Did Braun even wrestle in NXT or did they just slingshot him to RAW because lolbigguy?

what is this 80HD booking family?
Pure garbage

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>Someone actually sat down and came up with the bright idea of booking Tommy Dreamer vs. Braun Strowman, not only as a match by itself but as a RAW Main Event in 2015.

One day they'll make a DVD on the downfall of "WWE" and this match will make the cut.

>>813160
He was never on NXT, no.

>>813160
He wrestled like A match in NXT.

>>813125
Seeing as how ratings go down by the end, they make the ME the first match

>>813160
I think he had like, 1 or 2 dark matches in NXT or some live event and then yeah, pretty much what you said.

He also fit the Wyatt look so that helped.

>>813160
They just didn't televise anything he did to keep him hidden for a surprising debut

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>an anon paid to attend RAW live

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Admit it, you guys tune in just to see how bad it can get don't you?

You're addicted to how bad this product is. Not even, Dave "Reddit" Meltzer is holding back.

>Roman gets a jobber entrance

IT'S OVER ROMAN IS FINISHED

>>812909
What's the source of this image?

>>813162
Until the Authority, Vince, and creative are removed from power, this will continue.

Wrestling may end up falling completely at this rate.

Omgs fa.m what happen to Carmilla?

>roman jobber entrance

>>813170
>tfw I paid $50 to go to next week's

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>Giving Roman a jobber entrance so you can hide the dead reaction

>putting a bunch of tables ladders and chairs all over the ring just to taunt the audience

JOBBER ENTRANCE

>>813175
>Wrestling may end up falling completely at this rate.

I hope so.

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>>813171
that's exactly what i'm doing

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>it's a roman talking episode

I hope he gets booed again

This will save the RAW

>no reactions just WHATs

>>813178
See you there Phillybro.

>>813181
>>813177
>>813173
Sheamus confirmed for TLC win

What happened to the big changes?
How can it keep getting worse each week?
I want wrestling back.

Please fall over.

I think they're done pushing Roman after this

>getting booed during a promo where hes doing fine

Why haven't they learned that Ramen CAN'T FUCKING TALK?

LADDER METAPHOR

>implying Vince didn't just push you to the top

>Roman trying to cut a promo

Name a single good thing about tonight's RAW.

>>813174

its from Blacksad

When Reigns puts on that "I'm supposed to be cocky" voice,You know you're in for a shit promo
I feel fucking bad for him right now though. holy shit, This promo

There is literally nothing wrong with this promo.

>Roman on the mic

>ROMAN FORGETTING HIS LINES AGAIN

LOOOL.

>B-BUT HES IMPROVED GUYS!

>>813191
I'm hoping for boos at least

>>813200
Sasha

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>>813171
Well uh I I uh you know

Nah hey Charlottesville, this ain't boring, baybe, this is real life.

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I'm not even watching out of boredom or hate anymore. I'm actively laughing at how bad it is. It's become so bad it's funny to me. I literally just started laughing as soon as Roman came out smiling and I'm laughing as I type this. I don't even know why. It's all just so stupid. The show is just stupid.

>>813200
it's almost over

DESTROY THE ARENA

>>813200
Was the New Day in it?

Crowd boos and yells what I guess Seamus is winning at tlc, the rumble will be fun though right bros.... Right?

>I climbed the ladder
>Has already main evented wrestlemania while someone like Dolph has never had a singles match at mania

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>>813006
Also this

>>813213
Roman climbing and talking made me lose it.

>roman looking like a total jabroni standing on a ladder with a mic in one hand

Why does Sheamus shout 'FELLAAAAAAAAA' when he makes his entrance?

i dont understand

does roman dip his hair in water before he comes or just naturally oily?

Please make Lucha Underground Season 2 for 2016.

That single guy trying to start a what chant is the saddest thing I've seen all year

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Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?

>>813221
>>813213
Same,
>That one guy WHATing
>Roman getting booed when he says he was WHC
Fucking lost my shit

I'm so glad that when I was a kid I didn't grow up watching Roman Reigns.

>>813224
Coconut niggers are naturally oily.

>>813223
FUCK A BELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>813209
you are going to get ECW shoved down your throat

Who else /5:15/

>>813223

This doesn't make sense to me either, it would be like an australian person shouting out m8 or english person shouting out lad.

>>813200
Stardust and Titus promo was enjoyable

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>Roman on the mike

Let it end