Get in here
ready for this monday's re-run of the same shit every week, lets go /asp/
How would you guys feel if this happens?
>>811152
Same as the ratings. Down.
>>811152
I legit wouldn't watch until he dropped it. I'm not joking when I say this either.
>Rusev vs Ryback again
>Ric Flair being dragged out every week to get Charlotte over
who /a/ here?
>>811150
>>811161
Right here senpai.
I wish I had plans instead of being stuck watching Raw tbhfam
SHAME US
>>811174
Same senpai
>tfw watching Hockey and WWE
tfw I'm at work and don't have to actually watch this shit
Who /mu/
>>811161
here
AND FROM bulgaria RUUUISEVVBB
The fuck?
We don't even get to see a proper LON first intro?
This music is based
>new theme music
Which one of the threads is the Trip fag circle jerk. I need to know which one to avoid
What faggy music.
>>811185
/mu/ /int/ /asp/ /tg/ and /sp/ here.
Favorite Album of 2015?
>>811161
Right here
RAW
IS
BORE
Who /drinkingSurge/ here?
>>811197
>pic related
>Let's get the 3 most boring wrestlers on the roster and make them the centrepiece
I miss my pokepals
>>811188
why arent you on steam dork?
And the crowd goes mild
>>811198
>tfw off the boat
Mexamerica btfo
>Mexico
MEXIMERICA DROPPED
>Forcing this Sheamus 5:15 shit down our throats
Vince really is treating the fans as retards.
>those boos for mexico
Booooo, these guys are from different countries than us BOOOO
Somebody said there would changes to raw in the last thread.
Raw starts out with the exact same shitty promo. This is déjà bullshit
god damn this immigration angle is such shit
>le anti-america gimmick
Every fucking year
I MEAN COME ON IT'S 2015
>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
It's the current year, guys
>>811222
What? Explain.
>piping in crowd chants
2015
>another everyone against america angle.
jesus christ, i'm gone for 2 weeks and raw has actually gotten worst.
what is the meaning of the 5:15?
>>811219
Best feeling in the world
>this crowd
the usos not americans baka
Cant wait for cena to beat them.
Oh God, they're descending to foreign heel stable.
If they give Roman an All-American Angle now, I'm going to be extremely upset.
>>811246
Ramen Rains only had the title for 5:15 before Sheamus cashed in
>le jobber family
Oh
>Wyatt Family
What
>Le Anti-America gimmick at all times in ever single era
Does Vince jerk off to this?
DEA-
OH SHIT! PLOT TWIST
Wait, Wyatts are faces now...?
Wyatts?
>>811246
Roman's title reign lasted 5 minutes and 15 seconds
WYATT TIME
Fuck, I'm marking for Wyatts vs the League
FACE TURN
IM MARKING
Wow shit crowd tonight
>Bryans over not the chant
>>811246
How long the average person watches Raw without changing the channel.
>>811246
SHEAMUS 5:15 SAYS I JUST BROGUED YOUR ASS
Wyatt face turn?
Ok, let's see where this goes..
>WWE's fallback for booking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBtHXC-JOX8
>no jack swagger push
What the fuck is the Jobber Family doing here?
Ugh, meme chants begin
>this is all my world
>i just allow everyone to beat me
>vince figured all the hicks in nc would like his wyatt man.
FACE TURN!
I love you Brayy
Straight markin'
what the fuck? What happened to their fued with ECW? What the fuck happened to Meximerica? I'm actually numb. help me. please.
>>811290
Turning face
Im really okay with this feud
CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>aaaaand raw is shit again
>still have an "authority" angle 15 years later
>still have a group of non-Americans 15 years later
>now trying to rehash Austin 3:16
Why is the WWE so shit?
BRAY
FACE
TURN
U
R
N
>Dudley Boyz
BUT WHOSE SIDE ARE THEY ON?!
Aaaaaand RUINED
Ruined
Triple Threat tag match main event
inb4 sandman
>still no spike dudley
>>811146
>barret got surprised by the pyro.
ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW
>Dudley Borez
What the fuck is this mess?
>EXTREEEEEME
ayy
RVD RVD RVD RVD
>>811316
>inb4 RVD
Fixed it for you
Sandman incoming
HOLD UP PLAYA
le extreme me me
fuck man didn you hear its 2015
>tw-twelve man tag match b-brother
s-spike?
Spike Dudly confirmed
God, Bray is so fucking good at talking when he's not saying random cryptic bullshit
>>811296
>NC
And here are the worn out dudleys that undermine that entire segment and kill its hype.
Big Dick Dudley incoming
No reaction-o
RHYNO
SUCKIN' DICK YEAH
Oh hi Rhyno.
>rhyno
hahahaha
FUCKING RHYNO
Oh, it's Rhynoc.
Rhyno and the crowd goes mild
>Ruino
what is with these 4man teams?
SUCKIN A DICK YEAH
SUCKIN A DICK
>Rhyno
Okay
>>811323
18+
Oh it's Rhyno
man survivor series is going to be great
rhyno......oh...okay..
AND ROMAN. FUCK IT. THROW EVERYONE IN THE FUED. WE DON'T CARE ANYMORE. ALL IS LOST.
>16 man tag
Welp, segment ruined
>People actually marking out for Roman
Its over, people love him. He is the new face of the company
>16 men tag team match
>Rhyno
I'm okay with this
Also they're building up Survivor Series really well
>>811238
Trying to force Sheamus 5:15 is like trying to make the new Austin 3:16 in a dumb way, its not selling or giving any ratings to the show, if anything it looks retarded, what's the fucking point?
AAAAH SHIT
MARKING OUT
Somewhere, teddy long is having a nosebleed.
>NXT man
HOLD ON A SECOND PLAYA'!
SUCKIN A DICK YEAH SUCKIN THE DICKS SUCKIN A DICK YEAH SUCKIN THE DICKS SUCKIN A DICK YEAH SUCKIN THE DICKS SUCKIN A DICK YEAH SUCKIN THE DICKS
No... seriously... couldn't we have just kept it as the Wyatts vs. League of Nations? For fuck's sake Vince.
>Roman Reigns
Welp, back to football
16 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA
>there will never be a ISIS plot ever in the wwe
>>811364
Those 8 man tags really needed some sprucing up.
Where the fuck was this at survivor series?
HOLD ON PLAYA
THIS HERE BOUT TO BE AN ENTIRE-ROSTER-TAG-MATCH
Holla holla
WERE GOING TO HAVE OUR SELVES AN OLD FASHION BATTLE ROYAL- MAIN EVENT
cool get all these hacks that i cant stand into one fued
im ok with this
STABLE FIGHT!!!!'
>vince tells commentary to hype the shit out of rhyno
Very suprised.
>oh dont forget reigns hes cool too
This man.
This Vincent Kennedy McMahon
I'm glad Ambrose is having fun
>Roman
Damn I was almost interested.
What a clusterfuck
>COMMERCIAL
>>811332
>SIXTEEN MAN TAG MATCH PLAYA
>>811362
kek
>lets bring out the entire roster in the first 15 mins
>>811362
topkek
alright fucking gay as hell now
>What if, guys just listen, what if I put, Guys shut up just listen. What if I put...EVERYONE in the ring!
- Vince, last night.
At least theyre TRYING to draw ratings here.
OMG! OMG YOU GUYS!
IT'S RHYNO!
HE'S BACK!
>Wyatts vs LON
Oh hey something interesting
>ECW oldfucks
nevermind
I 100% honestly didnt know who it was when Reigns music hit. Either a brain fart or I really dont give a shit about him
This coming from someone that watches wrestling every week
HERE WE FUCKING LADS
FINALLY they're debuting more NXT guys
SIXTEEN MAN TAG MATCH
LMAO DOING THIS SHIT AFTER SURVIVOR SERIES IS OVER
What a cluster fuck
>rhyno
Im pleasantly suprised
>ruining the wyatts face turn
LOLWWE
EWWLOL
>>811420
Somewhere Teddy Long is rolling naked on replica tag team belts masturbating furiously covered in baby oil. He's approaching his final form.
SIXTEEN MAN TAG TEAM MATCHUP PLAYA PLAYA
>POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOU REALIZED THERE ARE BRITONS AWAKE RIGHT NOW WATCHING THIS BULLSHIT AT 3AM
>>811362
>WWE in charge of booking this at the right time
All the ecw old timers left and they went with the most predictable one. Bummer.
>>811417
You might just be retarded. Even if you don't care you should know his theme, especially since it's just a chopped version of the SHIELD theme
>>811420
>Caring about "NXT guys"
>this could've just been a Wyatts vs League of Nations Promo that eventually leads to them becoming face/anti-hero
>but that clusterfuck of a segment happened instead
JUST
Why wasn't this the survivor series promo? fucks sake WWE
Raw is already making me sad....
Guys, raw is actually looking good
How does that make you
>feel
>For one second I actually thought Bray had turned face
REMOVE SAMOAN
>>811444
PLAYA
What the fuck was that.
Im surprised they didn't throw New Day out too.
>>811161
All of us /a/ senpai
>>811188
Oh shit, Ecuador
>>811426
Seriously wtf
it was a hype moment and they run it into the ground trying to shove other stables down our throat.
Debuting Rhyno at a later date would have been smarter to be honest family
>>811432
its only 1:15am senpai
>>811451
Vince got us good, familia
Welp, lads, it's a good thing I bought booze during the pre-show so I can black this clusterfuck out of my brain.
>>811443
i thought the wyatts were done with all this
face, heel, authority, titles, all of it
i thought they were going to just start destroying all material things along with all hopes and aspirations
>>811417
>someone that watches wrestling every week
You must have some severe amnesia to not recognize Roman's theme by now given that he never gets jobber entranced ever.
wyatt face would have been awesome
and new jack wasnt the mystery new member
fuck this raw
>>811444
PLAYA
>>811446
Wrong priorities. Also, Seth's injury probably messing stuff up.
>>811459
Go to sleep.
>that dean alberto botch as soon as we get back from commercial
Wait, what the fuck is going on now?
>>811443
u forgot what u were watching for a second? They never do anything good
>16-man Fatal-Four-Way Elimination
What.
>4 factions
>fatal four way tag match
Is this the fucking attitude era?
I kind of like it
>Ambrose and Del Rio already botching
>>811443
Was pretty stoked. Bubba coming out killed it, Rhyno brought it back up then bbygurl just made me turn off the tube.
>>811432
1am, actually, you silly billy
I've stayed up until 5am watching PPV's and jesus fucking christ I've never felt so dissapointed
What a clusterfuck
AM I REALLY WATCHING RAW ?
>roster thin due to injury
>LET'S PUT EVERYONE IN THE SAME MATCH!!!
>what will we do the rest of the show?
>WHO CARES???
So are we going to see zack Ryder tonight?
>>811474
I have no fucking clue either senpai.
>LON opening the show
>Alright
>Suddenly Wyatts
>Bray getting a good reaction from the crowd
>Based face turn to get him out of his slump his been in.
>Suddenly old ECW farts with Rhyno
>Suddenly Roman Reigns
How is it possible to kill someone's hype this fast?
>>811485
>everyone gets injured due to botches
>yfw Roman goes over all of them
>>811477
4 sides
16 niggas
cmon playa
>>811471
i wish i could
Does this match open up the floor for a Ryder-Bo match?
FUCKING HYPE
Who's gone first boys? I'm betting rhyno
>>811485
>Implying there wont be a dq and they wont wrestle again
>>811485
IDIOT, the match is 3 hours long.
>>811485
well we know that for some reason this is going to lead to a roman reigns main event
which will end with a dirty finish
>16 man tag match to open RAW
Hahaha I'm out
Peace faggots
>16 man match
>everyone not starting at 1 HP
TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS MORE LIKE STABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS AMIRITE?
>no new day
So over/under Reigns getting 50% of the eliminations in this match?
>>811485
3 New Day segments?
>tommy dreamers pants
So what did I miss in the first 20 minutes? I was watching a car chase on /sp/
This isn't worth it, I'm going to bed.
>>811515
I'll take the over
Should I go smoke a bowl or continue to watch this
Can we take a second to admire Dreamer's polkadot pants
It's best that they stayed away from this clusterfuck, even Vince ain't that dumb.
Dreamer looks like he just came out of his part time gig as a clown.
What was the logic in uso saving rusev?
nothing is done right here
even rhynos raw return
hes just a small mark in a whole mass of bodies
>>811432
I just woke up actually. Had a few hours sleep.
>>811521
16-man tag match.
Did anyone spot the /asp/ sign?
you know teddy's jerking off somewhere to this
>mfw Reigns overcomes the odds and wins a 1 vs 12
>>811521
Not really, it would have been the same if you started watching after the show came back from the commercial break.
DREAMER WHAT THE FUCK
STOP TRYING TO GET MORE CONCUSSIONS
aside from stupid gimmick matches like "viagra on a pole" a 4 way tag match is probably one of the worst types of matches.
It doesn't make any sense. The interference would be too much and too consistent for one ref to track. If a guy goes into any corner everyone should beat on him. If someone goes out of the ring everyone should beat on him.
It's too stupid.
>big motherfucker's nose is bloodied
>tfw no A+ player
;__;
>>811495
Rhyno got a decent pop and commentary hype which i find intriguing but its all pissed away anyways.
how exactly did dreamer get hurt by..nvm im getting ready for bed
>using a divas spot
Any good streams?
>>811408
Not sure what creatives plan was
>one of the Usos clearly counting during that spot
FUCKING WHAT
>>811514
this to be honest, famaily
>>811536
don't forgot to add it actually was starting off promising as well
They almost had something with the Wyatts fucking up everyone but then they ruined it
>>811539
BALEE
>Most over faction getting eliminated first
hmmm
Literally who is booking this shit?
>Mfw Paige vs. Charlotte is the main event
If anyone here sits through all 3 hours. I'll have mad respect for you.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WYATTS BTFO
>>811549
http://wrestlingtalk.info/cgi/2l8o4v9e1.php
This is what I'm using
>ROWAN
>ROWAN JOBBING TO FUCKING TOMMY DREAMER >ROWAN JOBBING TO FUCKING TOMMY DREAMER >ROWAN JOBBING TO FUCKING TOMMY DREAMER >ROWAN JOBBING TO FUCKING TOMMY DREAMER >ROWAN JOBBING TO FUCKING TOMMY DREAMER >ROWAN JOBBING TO FUCKING TOMMY DREAMER >ROWAN JOBBING TO FUCKING TOMMY DREAMER >ROWAN JOBBING TO FUCKING TOMMY DREAMER >ROWAN JOBBING TO FUCKING TOMMY DREAMER >ROWAN JOBBING TO FUCKING TOMMY DREAMER >ROWAN JOBBING TO FUCKING TOMMY DREAMER
They just called that weak-ass DDT a fuckin Dreamer Driver? A Dreamer Driver is a Death Valley Driver you sons of fucks.
>Wyatts out first
Well, this is as much as I can stomach, cya /asp/
Why the fuck did Reigns bury the whole league on smackdown?
For what fucking reason
>>811549
https://streamup.com/Booter
>commercials
Thanks Dave Meltzer. "uhh, big changes coming, or maybe not"
Fuck you
>inb4 roman spears rhyno reaction
>>811562
I do it because i have no fucking life!!!!
Is Teddy Long GM again?
What the fuck is happening!?!? Wyatts were so fucking over and they get wrekt first.
If Reigns wins this, I'm going to do something bad.
>>811408
I can't hate, because Cynthia a cute
>>811580
I think the changes were that the Wyatts would get even MORE buried
>change
>it will probably be even worse than than the last two Raws
>Rowan first to be eliminated
This makes me sad. Erick is still a jobber even if he isn't on the singles.
>>811577
to practice for his burial of the whole league on raw
just a dry run to work out the kinks
>Wyatts out first
>Americans actually stay up to midnight to watch this shitty children's tv show
I didn't bother watching smackdown....Ramen buried the League of Nations!?!?!?
>>811527
>not smoking while watching raw
literally the only way to sit through this show
>>811549
well there's monday night football, and I think there's one that shows reruns of 'Night Court'.
WYATTS BTFO
Y
A
T
T
S B T F O
>DDT
>Dreamer Driver
Pick one.
>>811549
http://wiziwig.ru/boxing/watch-9a5504-wwe-monday-night-raw
>>811559
Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?
>>811594
shits over at 10 senpai.
>>811577
i never watch smackdown, what happened? That sounds really bad
>wyatts out
>>811594
It ends at 10
The opening segment of Raw had me kinda hype for the first time in months...and my internet wenr out during the first commercial break for "routine maintenance. "
>>811594
Bongs literally don't sleep.
>>811605
Reigns beat them by count-out.
>>811597
Washington v Dallas might be worse. Just take an ambian senpai.
Why am I watching this shit instead of playing Dragon Quest Heroes?
>Let's just have the first segment be a 16 man tag
>>811594
It ends at 9:05 familia
>>811613
Same reason as all of us: we're masochists.
>tfw you can never recreate this match in a video game because 2k focuses on graphics instead of being able to process more than 6 wrestlers in a ring at the same time.
I miss Cena and Rollins
How many weeks until Del Rio starts missing his enzuigiri again?
ROCK BOTTOM
Bully Ray when?
>Rhyno, Dreamer and Dudleyz were all in TNA
>tfw pretending they're team TNA
>>811622
>wanting to recreate this match
>>811613
I could be playing Xenoblade Chronicles X but I'm watching a memeing here instead
GORE REIGNS GORE REIGNS GORE REIGNS
Why are they pretending Rhyno was ever a threat or kayfabe powerful in WWE?
I dont think Ill finish watching this week either it cant hold me. Ive been tapping out within the first hour for the past few months now.
One has a Gore one has a Spear
>really? How are they different?
>teasing the gore vs spear
pls
Gotta make Roman look stronk
>>811627
I believe you mean "huge slam"
>>811630
>Samoa Joe joins them
If Rhyni was 20 years younger, would Vince push him?
THANK YOU BASED SHEAMUS
>>811640
We will get it at the rumble.
>>811645
>long wet hair
check
>ECW AND LoN rush ring
>Reigns' team hits ring too for no reason
Why not let them beat the shit out of each other?
Fuck anyone who shits on the Dudleys. They consistently get a pop and are the only ones other than Cena and New Day who know how to work the crowd
>>811639
Gore doesn't suck psh rel.
>>811645
No.
I thought the hardyz were team extreme
>>811654
Get raped
>>811606
I'm bummed too
Hey look, it's the same match as last week
>>811622
>Wanting a big cluster fuck
Just go play the Mcdikie games.
hbd dean
how is jobber tag-team in the match?
>>811652
>spear as a finisher
check
>>811594
>Fedoras with so much time and energy to hate on things
I envy the amount of free hours you have in a day
>Mfw Michael just said we're down to Roman Reigns the Dean Ambrose and usos
>ruin Wyatt face turn
>have them job to Team Le 90's Kidz
>match's big spot is apparently Roman vs. fucking Rhyno
What the fucking shit why am I watching this holy fuck
DESU. This is a nice match, I'm enjoying it, great fun match and it's something different and all these stables is making me excited
>>811645
maybe if he were in a shopping cart
I went to go fap. What did I miss?
happy birthday jeans
>ANOTHER COMMERCIAL BREAK
Ambrose is so shit in the ring.
3 breaks in one match?
>>811630
I thought they were pretending to be team ecw
>>811674
>kuckcussion
Who the fuck would watch that?
Another goddamn commercial?
>>811607
? ? ? ? not 11?
>>811648
>no time chamber to fast forward to the royal rumble and SFV
>Bubba Ray Rock Bottom
WEW lads, that fucking elevation on big guys like Harpee and Lobster Head.
Loads better than The Rock, Bray, Yokozuna and Booket T.
>>811658
okay johnny smark, who else in the ring works a crowd like a professional wrestler?
>>811678
You people wanted less wrestling...
>>811676
Dreamer eliminated the Wyatts
Sheamus eliminated Team ECW
it's down to Team Reigns vs League of Nations
The WWE is so afraid to do anything that matters. No one can get over. There's no development. Wyatts vs. League of Nations would have been fantastic. They then ruin it by throwing everyone else it, eliminating them immediately & ending with the same. Fucking. Match up.
>They actually found a way to ruin a Wyatt family face turn
What the fuck is booked for the rest of the night?
Jeans Ambrose is underused imo
A Wyatt face ten would've been so awesome
>>811689
>no time chamber to fast forward to death
>Wyatts and Dudleyz were literally just a sacrifice for Roman
Please send help
>>811638
I dont blame you
If you guys actually thought that was a face turn for the Wyatts you are literally retarded
>>811688
Nah senpai. desu i wish it ended at 9:00
>>811696
50/50/50/50 tag-team booking
>putting milk in your tea
>>811684
Wrestling is fun m8. At least we got a match, yeah? Better than a 30 minute authority promo
>>811696
Yeah but thank god they finally give us more divas content.
#all divas matter #sexism #reddit #racist
Is big match john back yet?
Fuck this shitty bump limit board. We're too big for /asp/
>>811710
>Not putting milk or sugar in your tea
>>811700
Big show VS Khali Iron Man match
>>811710
Brit confirmed. Go to bed
>hothead
did they just say that
GET THAT HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
HOTHEAD
GET THAT HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE
WHAT NIGGA WHAT
>GET THAT HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
:marking:
>>811703
Trust me, if you played any og the McDikie games, you would understand how bad the concept is.
>>811714
He might be back on sunday
TLC is in Bombston, so he might make a hometown return
>>811712
Remember last time we had a group of champs that good?
>GET THAT HOT HEAD OUTTA HERE
>Roman is not the legal man
>Sheamus is doing a completely legal thing
>Roman runs in
>hits Roman
>Cole: It's not a cheap shot.
Okay.
>>811706
Its almost a chore to keep watching.
Lads.
I really.
REALLY.
Miss Rollins.
>>811700
5 divas matches
>HOTHEAD
why does JBL call him that?
HOTHEAD
O
T
H
E
A
D
>>811716
>sugar
hullo diabetes
>>811729
>Seth Rollins as both WWE and US Champ
>implying his reign wasn't shit-tier
New Day was good tho
>an irishman and britchuck on the same team
>>811741
Cheap pop
>>811741
Because he's a big guy.
>All of those boos in the background of the cheers for Roman
Dear lord my sides
>having a hard time lifting Del Rio
top kok
Those woman and kids are loud as fuck
>>811746
Not pairing shamy with Becky and Finn forming the real ira.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Reigns could barely get him above his knees
>Those audible boos.
>unbelievable power
>barely got him up
>That half assed slam
fucking dead crowd
>>811753
Just like poetry because smarks are always taking the backseat
roman is so fucking hokey
idk if i can without rollins
>>811732
I'm hoping it picks up eventually but it looks like it will drag on until after new years
Based Fatass for LoN when?
holy shit why is this match still fucking going on
>kicking out of the kick that won Alberto the US title
LOOKING STRONG
zzzzzzzzzzzz
REIGNSWINSLOL
>why
>>811754
Whats the count on who he can't lift?
>kofi
>del rio
Ryback
>dickbutt
>owens
>punk
>SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION >SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION >SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION >SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION >SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION >SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION >SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION >SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION >SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION >SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION >SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION >SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION >SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION >SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION >SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION >SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION >SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION >SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION >SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION >SHEAMUS >THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION
It's 8:38
>Mfw that ending
>>811766
why shouldn't they be?
it's not their collective jobs to get this shitshow over.
When was the last time WWE booked a champion right?
ASP BTFO
ROMAN PINNING THE CHAMP ON RAW
tlc DOESNT MATTER
>letting roman pin sheamus on a meaningless Raw
What's the point of even watching the ppv?
>Roman standing tall
nice new stable wwe
Based Ramen
Is Reigns really that much of a powerhouse? Looks like almost everyone else in the ring is bigge than him.
>splash on guy doing cross arm breaker
>land on arm of guy in holdinstead of guy doing the hold's chest
What is with all these clean pins AGAISNT CHAMPIONS?? Holy fuck how often did that happen in other eras? Rarely/Never
Sheamus should have cocked his leg
>40 fucking minutes
>The city of Deanetty
>champ pinned clean
>by reigns
fuck this
>>811800
I'll cock ur nan m8
>Muh dad
>>811801
Somebody make a t-shirt quick!
Wonder what the ME is now since all the top stars are out of the way
>>811796
muh selective memory
>>811769
were stuck with this shit show at least till cena comes back.
Based Miz
I didn't want to believe they would do it, but they did it.
>all those years looking forward to johny mox being in wwe
>only to be romans greasy butt buddy
also- thank reddit fags for all this divas bullshit
>>811780
>Can't lift Kofi
Pipe down you obese c u c k
>Miz TV with Charlotte involved
can WWE stop fucking doing this? It's always a disaster when they get her on Miz TV
>Charlotte is literally more fucking interesting than Roman
>>811824
Yo Reddit
>>811817
>Johny mox
Spear yourself you twat.
>>811817
>LITTLE butt buddy
ftfy
I can't take this anymore lads. It literally physically hurts to watch this show.
>>811796
>>811810
I remember Shawn Michaels only wrestled PPV's while he was champ in 97 after he won at the screw job. Didn't wrestle any RAWs.
Is it a given that Charlotte is gonna cry?
So now that they've blown their load in the first 40 mins, what do they do for 2 and a half hours?
>>811817
Literally no one likes Diva stuff. People like NXT women's shit but not the mess thats on the main roster.
Just tuned in and saw Roman celebrating. What did I miss?
Why doesn't Haitch just tell Roman to pretend he's moving furniture when he's wrestling? Roman would be the GOAT then
why do they wheel out ric flair out every time charlotte is around
>>811824
The shit I took last hour is more interesting than Roman.
>mfw I thought LoN might actually be good
>>811834
I know Ric is.
>>811786
well orton was a weak champ that needed a lot of help but he actually won matches.
>>811816
>avatarfagging
lol
>>811837
You missed a 16 man tag match.
No I'm not joking.
>>811837
Poor booking and WWE further making the title meaningless.
>>811837
16 man 4 way tag match
>>811786
Cena 2005
>>811844
>Needed a lot of help
You what? Orton was protected as fuck, he rarely lost, actually the only time that he got pinned that was surprising was by Cesaro on smackdown.
>>811837
A dumpster fire.
That commercial was pretty funny to be honest but people are probably going to complain about kayfabe being dead
>Smackdown moving to USA
Will Smackdown be good again?
>>811813
oh well
>>811816
its going to keep happening too
>xavier didn't fall from the sky
TLC is this Sunday? lel
Wait, Smackdown is getting kicked off Syfy? That's hilarious
>this Raw
When is Cena coming back. I never thought I'd say that
>>811860
For a week to a month at best.
>>811860
No
Sheamus is going to smash his taint?
Vintage Roman
Who else /5:15/ here?
>I'm going to smash his tit?
>>811866
i miss him
>smash his taint
Sheamus pls
SMASH HIS TEET
IM GONNA SMASH HIS TIT
>sheamus botching a backstage promo
>>smash his teets
>Sheamus couldn't remember where he was
Based Ireland.
>it's a stardust gets BLACKED segment
>Stardust
>>811873
BRAVO ROMAN
GET YOU SOME BBC
>>811873
Jesus fucking Christ, I'm glad didn't tune in tonight
Does stardust know he's an ad?
NERDS BTFO
B L A C K E D
L
A
C
K
E
D
fuck i hate this little annoying fucking queer monkey fucker faggot
Monday Night Main Event
>>811886
B L A C K E D
Fuck, Stardust is always awesome
>>811873
Poor Lil Naitch had to be part of that clusterfuck
18+ Have sex, Stardust
>>811891
oh, thanks. I was completely confused at what he meant.
Damn BlackMan, always disappearing into the shadows.
>when titus oneil and stardust are the best part of raw
>>811891
>>811891
I feel like I'm the only one who enjoys these Stardust - Titus segments.
>Dolph Ziggler
Piss break.
This ref looks like Ryder, a little bit
>This match again
>This match
>Again
>For the fourth week in a row
>Tyler Meemze
>Tyler "tumbleweeds' Breeze
that stardust and titus segment gets better if you imagine titus is talking to an /asp/ poster
So, is this the new Sheamus vs Orton ?
There is an ALBINO BLACK GUY IN THE CROWD
My sides
Is Ziggler vs Breeze the new Sheamus vs Orton?
>zero reaction for Breeze
At least he got the bump in pay
>they are still fighting each other
please stop
what did ziggler do to deserve this?
>>811918
I don't get the hard either, Stardust always kills his promos.
Byron: I wanna know where he got those 3D glasses!
JBL: Of course you do Byron..... of course you do
*awkward fucking silence*
Why have Byron if you're just gonna shit on him the whole time?
This shit again
Time to sell to the selfie man.
>>811874
I'm happy Sheamus did what he did. He saved us.
>>811878
LEWD
>Tyler "You can hear the breeze blowing when my music hits" Breeze.
>>811930
>>811933
>summer
>from the neck down
>>811931
wew topkek
Tyler memeze
Why do you guys like this fagboy again?
>Ziggler vs Owens
Tyler's jacket looks comfy as fuck
How do they make the phone screen show up on the video board?
>>811924
This some universe mode booking
Wait why is this feud still going, and why is Summer the token valet for literally everyone?
ALBINO BLACK GUY>>811931
Based Tyler breeze and summer baee
>>811861
at least we arent enduring this torture alone :3
>>811939
There's a reason coach went to ESPN.
>>811955
Anything can happen in the World Wresting Federation
I can't even get excited for Ziggler anymore. At least we are getting Stardust vs Swagger later.
raw has sucked so far for the most part and somehow this crowd had sucker harder.
Biggest pop so far is for Reigns on a not so hot tag...?
Where is this taking place?
Hell is having to watch Breeze vs Ziggler for enter its
>>811955
science
Tyler Breeze is literally and I mean literally, a worse version of Fandango, if that was even possible.
Vince- Ok, so we have this new faggot guy. Who do we book him with?
Creative- The current faggy guy
Vince- book it.
>>811971
no no no no
do not blame the crowd for this you fuckstick
they can only react to what's shoved out there
>>811937
he oversold
>>811955
It's entirely possible that the phone case is a prop for a wifi camera that's connected to the titantron
>>811971
>Biggest pop so far is for Reigns
Did you happen to miss the boos mixed in as well?
>>811931
Lel
>>811937
Got himself over, just like Ryder.
>>811957
No, it would've needed to be a LMS this week and submission last week.
>>811975
So I guess that makes Fandango is a worse version of Adam Rose.
>When a wrestler is so boring that they don't trust him enough to put him on commentary
>>811979
How does box lantern know what baseball is?
>>811962
thank goodness
>>811520
18+
>>811978
Agreed to an extent you faggot
But for reigns to get a pop, and it wasn't for a hot tag is faggotry.
ps are you the albino black guy
>>812025
they booed the ending of the match he won
try not being a dumb nigger on the internet
>>811982
He still had the biggest pop regardless
>>812044
still the biggest pop ffs
try not being Helen Keller fuckstick
>>811432
>implying I'm not watching Ashley Emma shaking her big bum on Babestation while shitposting this thread
Much better show than Raw
http://www.babeshows.co.uk/showthread.php?tid=60678&page=73