/wwe/ General #1669

>>810129
why did vince let that fan on the right take a pic with him and hhh at such an important event?

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/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?

>>810129
>one of these people is not a complete piece of shit

>it's the one guy who isn't still with the company

I'm going to Raw tomorrow, need a sign idea.

>>810158
Use one of our memes brah

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>>810159
>raw is /asp/
Do it man, be that guy

So what's the deal with the paige swede on /sp/

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>>810158
put Radical Edward on your sign

>>810163
He's desperate for replies and appears to have gone postal

>>810158

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>>810161
Was thinking Raw is /sp/ for maximum asspain.
>>810167
Maybe

>>810163

He lives off (you)'s and can't stand the fact we don't have flags now so he's not a special snowflake anymore

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>>810158

Wonder if you'll get a 30-minute promo by Triple H or Roman. Exciting!

>>810129
>implying people who say shit like 'outlels' aren't the aspies

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>>810158

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What is his name? He does "round eye" taunt in indy scene

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>not watching superior Japan wrestling

also I'll be returning to the ring in January for those asking.

>>810184
...John?

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>>810184
>Lunchbox Luchador
>Lunchbox
DAVE?!?!

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>He's not a demon balor mark

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>He doesn't thank Miz and his show, Miz TV, for exposing the fraud that is the Diva's revolution

>>810158
"Raw is /tv/"

>>810216
I thank Miz simply for being Miz.

Patrician wrestlers:
>Dean Ambrose
>Kevin Owens
>Stardust
>Sheamus
>Randy Orton
>Bray Wyatt
>Seth Rollins
>John Cena
Reddit tier wrestlers:
>Cesaro
>Tyson Kidd
>Dolph Ziggler
>Sami Zayn
Tumblr tier wrestlers:
>Roman Reigns
>every diva

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>>810275

The only wrestlers worth a damn on the roster currently
>Tyler breeze
>invisible john Cena u can't c me

>>810277
> Miz
> acceptable

>Daniel Bryan name drop on smackdown followed by meme chant

He's coming back

>>810158
PUSH JARVIS SOLID


RAW is /sp/

>>810288
Looks like his replacement is done being prepped up.

I miss /sp/ guys. We barely get through 1 thread a day here meanwhile we went through like 4 a day over there with 500 replies in each thread. We don't can't even have arguments here because it's so slow. ;_;

>>810184
> for those asking
Literally no one asked or cares about your fantasies. You havent even trained by your own admission

>>810297
Me too ;_;
The bants will never be the same again, bullying the aspies is nowhere near as fun

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>tfw no flags makes it harder to bully neet brits for staying up to watch raw.

>>808808

/asp/ thread

>>810277
This is a pretty good list man

>>810302
Have the /asp/ies left? I haven't SteveO Cold or Carter or Tommy Reamer

>>810329
You're already here

>Brock Lesnar will be working the Royal Rumble event, and there's continued talk of having him work the Royal Rumble match.

>>810348
if they do that they have no other option but for him to win.

>>810332
We ran them out like we ran out the martial autists
Seido is down
Wu is down
TGayDbrah is on the verge of getting run out

Next on the list is the stonerplanker namefags

>>810370
>dead community attacking another dead community

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>At Saturday’s WWE live event in Augusta, Georgia, WWE World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus promised to have ring announcer Eden fired at Monday’s Raw for not introducing him properly for his match against Roman Reigns.

>>810376
wait did lilian leave again?

Why the fuck can't we get flags? Shitposting just isn't the same senpai

>>810378
He molested Lilian on Raw

I heard Rasslemania 28 was pretty good

But that first match...

>>810158

Take an 18+ sign

>>810383
wm28 is one of the best

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https://youtu.be/BKDi8ChA3xM?t=1m41s

honestly this is one of the worst cross faces I've ever seen

compare it to a vintage benoit crossface where both guys are equally selling the intensity

I mean Cesaro does the same exact spot Benoit does. Reigns has probably never even seen this match.

Fuck samoans.

>>810158
Take a huge print out of Benoit's face.

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>>810304
thanks for the pepe m8

>>810385
But how do you start off something with an 18 second match? That's like a kick in the dick to those watching.

>>810386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHWdUBw-p_E

fuck I forgot to post it

>>810386
>>810390

here's an even better one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75W_thu3_JI

>>810393
Why did Shawn Michaels oversell that badly and jump out of the ring for no reason?

Why is Triple H just laying around in the ring?

Why did he tap out for no raisin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYgNMAQY8yk

do you guys think he puts like a bed sheet over the toy ring and a lamp on it when he has a grill over? that's why the action figures are in a triangle right?

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>>810400
>when he has a grill over?

>>810129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgnQXlNERT0

>>810392
>That's like a kick in the dick to those watching.
Pretty much yeah.

It was the start of the fans becoming upset about Bryan's status

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jibrD6TRAZk

meh, i'll samefag a dead genny

this match is great. Halloween Havoc Eddie vs Rey

Why are there alot of rumors going around that there's going to be Kevin Owens vs Brock Lesner at WM32?

This shit isn't really happening is it?

>>810400
Holy shit this guys delivery is fucking bad.

>>810413
Kind of makes sense actually, if they don't want Lesnar in main event and Austin/Rock are unavailable, then Owens will be a perfect jobber to be fed to Lesnar.
Since cashing on Owens-Zayn rivalry on next year WM will be too premature.

>>810413

> not wanting to see the battle of the prizefighters
> not wanting to hear those sweet Heyman/Owen promos

>>810416
>not wanting to see the battle of the prizefighters
>implying that Owens vs Lesner wouldn't be one of the BIGGEST mismatched matches in WWE history

You have plenty other guys on your roster that looks 10x more of a badass than Owens who could be facing Lesner.

>>810420
It's fun seeing Owens getting his ass kicked by Lesnar.
Also they can allow him to throw some offenses and upping his cred, not making him like a complete chum.

>>810423
>Also they can allow him to throw some offenses

No, if this guy isn't a bloody pool of lard at the end of this match, it will automatically be a 0/10 match.

>>810423

Owens would just be a fucking waste of a Lesner match. There's so many other big tough guys on the roster who have way bigger potential futures ahead of them than Owens will ever have in his short obese lifespan.

>>810424
Would you watch 20 minutes of Owens getting his ass thrown around in the ring by Lesnar, with Lesnar no-selling but Owens refuses to go down after countless suplexes and F-5s?

>>810426

I rather not see Owens in the match at all.

>>810424
Lol I wouldn't bother watching it then.

>its a smackdown with an audience track episode

>>810420
> look 10x more of a badass

Name 3

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>According to The Wrestling Observer, Roman Reigns, along with Dean Ambrose and The Usos might become a stable in WWE known as “The Family.” The Reigns lead stable will feud with Sheamus’ new League of Nations.

>>810443
Pacific Pete
Braun Strowman
Ramen (if we are including people he's faced before)

>>810450
Joe is no badder than Owens

Strowman is just a Bigg McLargeHuge

Ramen needs 35lbs of body armor to keep the illusion of having a chest

>>810452
Barrett
Sheamus
Rusev

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>>810449
Fucking WWE, they make something kind of good and they have to fuck it up. Also, why even form up stables when we are pass Survivor Series?

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>I like any wrestler that is universally liked by smarks

>>810392
Because the card was so stacked. I would rather have the whc match be on the main card than on the preshow or not on the show at all. Any ways they got their real match at extreme rules which was GOAT and better than wm28 somehow.

>>810449
WWE is literally dogshit

All they have to do is copy what nwo did.

>>810457
> 4 hour show
> barely 2 hours of in-ring content

>>810453
Let's not pretend Barrett is even close to Owens's level at this point, let alone Brock's. I love him, not no.

Sheamus is a goof and Rusev is in dire need of some character rehab

Owens is the strongest-booked heel in the company right now.

Can you honestly say that Sheamus or Barrett look "badass" after spending literally years as goofs?

>>810454
Because we're over 3 years into Reigns being on the main roster and he STILL needs a stable to get over and do the work for him

>dudley boyz and dreamer losing to and humiliated by the wyatts again

Why bring back three legends if WWE are going to make a joke out of them? The Dudleys lost to the New Day a couple of months ago and now this, they're 10-time tag team champions not jobbers.

>>810478
At least they're willing to help make the future

Grampas of Destruction could learn a thing or two from them

>ywn watch daniel bryan take a big fat vegan shit into brie's mouth

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This was perfectly executed

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>>810484

>>810400
Is this a parody? Or is he an actual mark?

>>810478
Because they're old and the wyatts need to look strong.

I swear to god, do people not realise that the old have to make the young look strong?

>>810499
It's hard to follow that supposedly sound logic when the Grandpas of Destruction just went over all of them about 2 weeks ago

>>810500
Because Undertaker can't look weak despite being on his last legs according to Dubya Dubya E

>>810501
Undertaker has the best win/loss record this year including Brock

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>>810484

>>810277

real patrician taste is orton lad

also

>ryder
>miz
>sandow
>good/acceptable

this is wrong

>>810158
RIP JR

>>810506
> thinks Orton is patrician
> questions others' tastes

18+

>>810506
>still replying to that image

>>810510
Newfags first time seeing it

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sup cunts

im debuting soon give me a gimmick

>>810530
>Jim Cornette on nanomachines

>>810530
"Infernal Head"

He may look like a weird nerd, but the top of his head is invincible. Uses an unorthodox head based offence that his opponents struggle to deal with.

Finisher: Spear but with hands at the side, just a diving headbutt into the other guy's gut

Entrance music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOFKnixneeA

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>>810530
C-could it be...?

>>810530
You're a senator who played college ball. Someone hands you your entrance speech as you're walking into the arena.

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>>810530
>DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcpGIVbPYrI

How bad will RAW be?

>>810563

I won't be watching so I don't know

>>810563

Ten people in the roster are working to get Roman over. Take a fooking guess how bad it'll be.

Why the fuck is Dean still helping Ramen instead of focusing on a solid storyline with KO for the intercontinental title? Fuck this company.

>>810386

>This obese nipicky smark

>>810563
Prepare for the official debut of Roman's new faction The Family.

>>810570

>based LON will have to job to the worst stable ever

I think I'm actually done with this company

>>810567
>obese mark getting mad that someone criticized his man-crush

>>810499
>wyatts need to look strong

That is literally impossible at this point, especially since their leader loses 95% of his matches.

>>810443

Cesaro
Any member of the Wyatt Family that ISN'T Bray Wyatt
Any legend from the past
Rusev
Reigns
Hell even Sheamus is a bigger badass than that fatass, despite him losing all the time.

>>810597
Brock in the same ring as owens will just make owens look even more like an indy wrestler than when was in the same ring as orton.

>>810571
>not watching the glorious trainwreck

It's like you hate fun

>>810608

Orton has a body and look like a vintage wrestler. I fucking love his looks and I wish he had stayed the legend killer ultimate heel to counter Cena'd ultimate face. It's been a really long time since Orton showed any passion in the ring and it shows. He goes through the motions but still does moves better than most of the roster.

Wrestling has changed, brother. Look at NXT and the current roster. This is the future. The chiseled gods we worshipped as kids are mostly gone and the few that remain will be gone in a few years.

Kids will be left to cheer for short guys with unimpressive bodies and yeah they can wrestle like no other but it just feels wrong. I don't like the ring psychology meme but people cheered like madmen for The Warrior when he was the worst wrestler there has probably ever been. His looks and persona got him over and we wanted to cheer for gods amongst men, not athletic flippy midgets.

>>810386
>WWE rein in their wrestlers
>Reigns isn't capable of performing at the levels of Cesaro/Benoit

Thank you for these insightful facts.

>>810594
feels good man, feels good, im just waiting for them to BOLIEVE! and bo takes his followers from bray.

>tfw Bo didn't join the Wyatts
wasted opportunity

>>810566
It really is ludicrous how much manpower they're funneling into Roman.
>you now realize that ALL other Male titles are suffering because either their champions or feud-opponents are working on getting Ramen over

>>810625
it would have been team hell no like comedy gold

bray in one of his rambling nonsensical promos while BO is just smiling and playing with a light behind him and after while just gets the mic and cuts a bolieving promo.

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>>810579
>ywn suck that massive clit dick

>>810627

Team BAD is in cahoots with New Day so they're anti-Roman by default. Charlotte is literally a female Roman Reigns. "Athletic" body that needs gear to make them look better. WWE pushes their families down our throats. Both have the Spear as a finisher. Both are shit at the mic and smarks agree they would be better heels.

They both need to get carried through matches to make them look good and strong.

>>810624
>BOLIEVE!

Except nobody gives a shit about him too.

>>810633
>Both are shit at the mic and smarks agree they would be better heels.

Charlotte is equally bad in either role. There's nothing about her that screams Heel nor is there anything about her that screams Face.
The only thing going for her is her last name and the most they can do with that is cheap pops.
Roman would be a better Heel tho I agree.

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>>810563
>>810566
Jesus christ what are they doing, I thought it literally couldn't get worse than Seth Rollins era.

>>810572

Please lose weight

Lads we need to start making more threads than just the general

there was a good amount of wrestling here but now MMA and toy gun faggots are starting to take over this board

>>810566
>Why the fuck is Dean still helping Ramen instead of focusing on a solid storyline with KO for the intercontinental title?
yea jobbing to owens isnt better than being with roman at least with roman he gets more tv time
> Fuck this company.
hes CZW bound any month now no worries.

>>810664
Say no more senpai

>>810664
Its a deal phamalam

>>810672
You ever say anything new pham? You got the Deannetty meme all the way the fuck over and all you ever do is repeat yourself like a puppet. Feels like a waste 2bh

>>810704
I appreciate the commitment.

Same with blissfag and swede.

>>810704
>>810707
Even their commitment died with the move to /asp/, though.
This guy's just boring. He keeps us bumped, at least.
Also he's not OG Deanetty guy.

>>810158
first for /a/

>>810704
Im like seth bro, I built up deanetty like the curbstomp, its over classic and I can go back to it but you gotta branch out like with the pedigree thats what im doing with CZW.

>>810709
Guess you're right.

swede still shits up /sp/ and posts on paige's Instagram everyday btw

>>810713
You could say that Swede is like the last bastion on /wwe/ on /sp/.

So who's the Dudley's 4th man? They teased a returning ECW original.
Tazz? Mock Foley?

>>810712
A bong first coined Deannetty, you are a fraud. I appreciate the constant CZW references though they make me chuckle

Any of you guys listen to Stone Colds clean podcast last week with Mick Foley? They pretty much shit on the current state of the WWE

>>810717
Probably RVD or Rhyno

>>810717
Jericho

>>810722
Yeah, thats right. Rhyno is on NXT.

>>810724
Dont even fucking joke, man

>>810717
my bet is on RVD.

Rhyno wont hve that big of an impact since he is on NXT.

would mark my tits out for Sabu.

>WWE puts foreigners in stable together because it's the only thing they know to do with them
>all of them job to Roman immediately

>state of this fucking product

>>810729
>yfw Sabu goes out to a huge pop
>proceeds in the match with a table spot
>slips and breaks his neck and dies on live TV

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>Dave Meltzer on today's Wrestling Observer Radio is hearing that there are significant changes coming to Raw - and that those will start tonight. Although Meltzer admits that his sources are short on details, speculation is focused on the results of the NXT survey.

>>810731
what a way to go.

>>810732

It feels like we're hearing this every week now

>>810732
Whoa Meltzer says some not-clear info again

gee I haven't seen that before

>>810728
>Fozzy has just finished touring

It really could be Jericho

>>810732

>Translation: If something weird happens on Raw, i'll speculate how i told you how I knew about what was coming so that you idiots can feel justified in giving me your money.

>>810732
> posting le meltzer in /wwe/
Neck yourself aspie

Thanks for all the sign ideas.
RAW is /sp/ for sure.

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>>810741
he gets posted all the time, the fuck you on about?

>>810732
>meltzer
>Reddit tier metsfan speculation
Move along, nothing to see here.

Hey guys. There are going to be some last minute booking changes on tonights Raw. That'll be 6.99 a month, thanks.

>>810746
podcasts are the only thing worth paying for the observer.

Roman is officially forming "The Family" stable of himself, Dean Ambrose and the Usos.

>>810742
>not Raw is /asp/
feels bad man

>>810748

And you can get them for free even in youtube.

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>>810752
>samoan crew plus lil buddy dean

>>810754
yea but the channel that used to have them got deleted.

>>810753
>not wanting to troll /sp/ and /asp/ at once.

>>810759
>/spasp/

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>>810752
against who?

are they just doing the survivor series storyline after the survivor series storyline because they didnt think further than that?

>>810758

Dude there's at least 3 channels that ul them. Just not blatantly with obvious titles.

>>810763
The League of Nations retard

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>>810767
but he already has beaten them.

they are no threat to him.

>>810735
Pretty much Alvarez reaction, I think.

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>>810772
But he's the underdog, he only just beat them because of luck, there's no chance he could be any of them clean

>>810772
Remember that Kane and Taker killed the Wyatts and dashing all hope of a legitimate Wyatt thread well before their PPV match.

WWE doesn't do stuff like you want them to.

And yes, they are now building up a Survivor Series match directly after the Survivor Series PPV. That's what it looks like and it's what it is.

>DAMMIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE MISSED SURVIVOR SERIES?! ROMANS TEAM VS SHEAMUS TEAM DAMMIT! OH TO HELL WITH IT DAMMIT! WE'LL RUN IT ANYWAY DAMMIT!

>>810780
>But he's the underdog
Roman is hardly an underdog, regardless of how much they try to push him like Daniel Bryan.

>>810780
Schmorcky is you a gurl or a b0y¨?

Signed, Lowbeef

>>810780
>But he's the underdog, he only just beat them because of luck,

I rarely watch Smackdown but I did this week because I heard that Ramen went over 4 people solo.
I thought it'd be as you said: luck.
He went over Sheamus, Rusev and Del Rio clean as a whistle; via count-out, albeit, but clean nonetheless.

>>810780
>big dog
>underdog

pick one.

>>810782
that was the brothers of destruction vs. the losingest faction since RTC.

this is one man who has done nothing noteworthy against a stable of former and current champs.

>>810772

5 on 1 too. Roman stronk.

>>810129
Isn't that Tyler Reks?

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>>810797
the fans dont know what they want.

>>810808

I know what i want. I want wrestling to be fun again and not all inclusive pc bullshit. I don't care that they don't curse. I just want some fucking attempts at being creative. It's like they are terrified to rock the boat.

>>810791
He's the underdog because the Authority and the WWE guys in the back don't want Reigns as champion brah

>>810805
why are you shit posting here?

>>810817
toppie, kuk

>>810813
Okay, but he's not believable as the underdog. Even if they weren't so in our faces with how Roman is handpicked to be the new face of the company, I wouldn't believe he'd be the underdog.

>>810158
I'M AUTISTIC AND I LOVE PRO-WRESTLING!

>>810812
>they
vince

>>810813
but thats not being the underdog.

thats being the guy authority doesnt want to win.

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Who will it be?

>>810836
Tommy Dreamer.

>>810836

Somebody that nobody in North Carolina is going to care about.

>>810836
>extreme brother
>brother
HULK HOGAN RETURNS

>>810841

>extreme brother
>not Nigger Jack

>>810836
Terry Funk. Or maybe Sabu.

>>810836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRIyQX6DpRI

>>810836
>>810839
>>810840
>>810841
>>810842

>post yfw it's the former ECW Champion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLazJKggCd0

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>>810842

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>>810845
>>810846
CLOCKWORK

im honestly hoping its someone NO ONE would have thought of.

IE, Sandman, Mickey Whipwreck, Shane Douglas or the goddamn 911.

>>810836
Sandman.

>>810836
Lance Storm.

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>>810836
>Implying it's not Spike Dudley
Screencap this boys.

>>810732

What is this even supposed to mean?

>Yeah like I hear something special might be happening but not really but if it does then I told you so but if doesn't then I had short details

Insane that people pay money to read this guy's diarrhea.

>>810836

Probably RVD

>>810732
>speculation is focused on the results of the NXT survey.
oh boy getting the balor club smarks riled up
inb4 corbin, HYPE BROS
or better yet enzo and cass debut based

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>>810879
>or better yet enzo and cass debut based

>>810836
K-Kurt Angle was in ECW for a while

>>810881

Damn Bayley is the most homely girl on the roster bar none

>>810887
>Charlie Flair

>>810891
>girl

>>810891
> girl

>>810884
And he hated every second of it.

>>810836
Mikey Whipwreck

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r8 my OC

>>810905
I'm actually contemplating dying my hair like Seth

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>>810905
Which is better? That one or this one?

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>>810909

>>810909
Neck yourself

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>>810895
>>810896

>>810909
unless you crossfit like him, no.

>>810394
Batista trying to bite benoit and blocking the Crippler crossface was excellent

>>810905
>>810912
Needs crossfit

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>tfw your programming book was written by a wrestling mark


RIP Dusty ;_;

>>810884
Edge actually did an in-ring promo with Kurt when he was drafted to ECW.
He said he was going to hate it there and eventually leave.
Spooky.

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>this general getting called out for being retards scared of muh shilling boogeyman on /wooo/

kek

>>810158
Raw is /sp/ :^)

>>810887
the ass though.

>>810905
>>810912
First one is better.
Unless you make the blow-up doll in the second one an Ambrose blow-up doll and replace one of the Seth posters with a torn-up Roman poster.

>>810971

What?

>>810997
red the post

it means /woo/ rules /asp/ and not /wwe/

>>811000

What?

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>>810976
if it's just about the ass...

>>811003
/woo/ clan controls /asp/

/wwe/ losers like you will be kiled

What's there to look forward to tonight? What are the storylines?

Will Dean Ambrose finally get a push now that everyone else is dead?

What will Kevin Owens be doing until the rumble?

>>811005

what?

>>811013
>Dean push

More like he'll get a push from sometimes little buddy to Official Permanent Little Buddy

>>811013

>Will Dean Ambrose finally get a push?

Right now he's giving Becky Lynch tips on how to be a good little side kick.

>>811025
I'd give Becky my tip if you catch my drift

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>>811013
Sandman

>>811013
we'll see dean once on the 3 hour show for a 2 minute segment or an awfully paced match thats far beneath his ability.

meanwhile im sure we'll get plenty of the league of xenophobia. because rusev and sheamus just ooze charisma

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>the Irish have taken over WWE

>>811031
>transitional champ made to job to RoRo
>developmental nobody

Yeah fear the fellas amirite lads.

>>811028
Rusev does tho

>>811028

>Hating on Rusev

Spotted the wootist

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>ywn be this based

>>811036

Everyone in that picture except Owen is a literal fudge packer.

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>For what it's worth, F4Wonline.com indicates that there may be significant creative changes beginning on tonight's WWE RAW. Details were sketchy but it sounds like there may be changes due to the survey WWE recently issued asking fans to compare WWE NXT with the main roster.

What does this mean lads?

>>811043
Vince finally stepped down and gave total creative control to HHH

>>811043
It means they'll be able to say they were right now matter what happens

>>811033
i mean hes pretty much a piss break. when has he done anything noteworthy? hes a joke and now hes part of a joke faction. i cant think of one time ive actually been entertained by rusev. its 99% cringe. chalk it up to bad writing if you want but i think hes boring

>>811048
>not liking rusev

I just can't

>>811048
You've got some shit taste there buddy.

>>811043
More carl's jr ads and cockfisting

>>811043
>websites taking what someone else said, twisting it horrifically and adding in some bullshit about NXT for smark pandering

EVERY
M
O
N
D
A
Y

>>811048
I don't think this general for you. Rusev is one of the few talents that's almost universally liked by /wwe/.

He got beat 3 ppv's in a row by BMJ and then they split him from Lana on screen. His character had nothing left. Before Mania, Lana and Rusev were the best heel act they had. The anti-murica/pro Russia gimmick got nuclear heat.

>>811049
just callin it like i see it. semi-big guy whos gimmick is some nationality. gets booked like a monster for a week. loses to cena. suddenly loses all the time. permanent mid carder. seen it all before

>>811060
well i dont usually come on here. call it an outside perspective

>>811060

He rode a fucking tank at Wrestlemania while Lana beamed with happiness carrying his belt as they paraded between cannon fire and Russian flags.

How did they decided that from there, he should lose 3 times in a row ans then do a TMZ angle with Ziggler.

It's baffling, I tell ya.

Is there anything important I missed I stopped watching at survivor series and haven't picked it up til tonight

>>811065

Lolno.

Where can I stream raw lads?

>>811071
/woootube/ in taima.tv

is sandman really coming back tonight?

>>811065
Sheamus, Barrett, Del Rio, and Rusev formed the league of Nations stable on raw, then were beaten 4v1 by Roman the following smackdown.

>>811080

The question is will anyone care?

>>811104
Na

#1 way to spot an /asp/ie
>FUCK THIS COMPANY

>>811065
Tommy Dreamer is back

>there are britons awake right now staving off sleep to watch what is going to be a horrible show
>they are going to stay up until the sun starts peaking out
>they are going to complain and whine the whole time
>but they won't go to sleep
>they will stay up and watch the entire thing
>they have no job, no friends, no respect for themselves
>they do this every week

What the hell is wrong with you british idiots?

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>>811130
I have to get up for Uni at 7am, staying up for RAW, don't give a fuck.

I can survive on 1 hour of sleep.

>>811130
State of this gimmick with no flags.

>>811134

Why do you do this to yourself? Just watch it tomorrow.

>>811139
Because why the fuck not.

so is there any reason I should watch raw tonight

>>811060

what is bmj

>>811142
How are you here?

>>811130
desu I like the live thread memeposting so I mostly stay up for that
Also I get up whenever I want because my work is flexible so I'm usually awake at dumb hours anyway so I'm not missing any sleep

>>811146
>>811146

Xavier had a lengthy twitter exchange with The Pope (Elijah Burke) and Shelton Benjamin yesterday. Is Pope still with TNA? Are WWE superstars allowed to acknowledge TNA exists in social media?

>>811142
BIG

>A Grown Man called another Grown Man a 'Tater Tot'
This is the state of WWE.

Missed Raw tonight.
Did anything interesting happen or did I dodge a bullet?

>>813439
Smarks are butthurt that Roman Reigns is getting over

>>813439
Jack Swagger won a match and looked hella strong vs alberto no heato

>>813455
>Smarks defending a man who literally threw out 'Tater Tot' as an insult.
>>813439
You saved yourself a brain hemorrhage

>>813455
>Reigns
>over
In who's dreams?

>RAW starts with a main event match
>RAW main event is a RAW opener promo

30+ writers thought this was a good idea.

>that reaction wyatts got in the opening segment

1000$ says WWE dont do anything with wyatts vs LON

You know, the product is pretty bad right now, but I can't say I didn't laugh hard at:

1. Braun Strowman vs. Tommy Dreamer
2. Roman talking
3. 16 man tag match to kick off RAW
4. Match starting during commercial break

And many more things I'm forgetting that made me laugh at how bad this shitty product really is.

Let's make a fuss about the tater tots joke, hopefully we can make them to fired Roman for racist remarks.

>>810887
Not sure what it is, but she turns my dick to diamonds. Probably gives an awesome blowjob.

>>810129
/SP/ faggots. Keep the wrestling discussion in the general, you guys don't need to create new lifeless threads every 2 minutes. /asp/ is full of threads with 2 - 10 replies.

>>813485
>1000$ says WWE dont do anything with wyatts vs LON

No kidding

Did anyone get the webm of sasha's #booty?

>>813491
>/asp/ is full of threads with 2 - 10 replies.
so basically the old board.

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>mfw the opening segment was cool and hype as hell until romans music hit

And I don't even hate Roman. Jesus. Go away, nigger.

>Raw with four New Day segments get's a ratings pop
>next Raw contains no New Day
It's like they do it on purpose

Crowd loved that ending segment

Guess I'm the one that is really out of touch.

The ratings are going to be interesting to say the least...

>>813494
maybe when she gets one

>>813505
the brawl was good, the promo was house show tier shit which is fun but awful

>>813505

>Crowd

You mean inbred Southern hicks. That segment was dire. I can't believe how bad Roman is on the mic. Sheamus says something then he takes a while to respond and it ends up coming off as a school play.

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>>813500
using the rock to react, I love it..

>>810329
Thank you!

>>813499
No. It was slow, but every thread had it's purpose. Now all the /sp/ threads are dead after 5 responses.

>Mfw RAW was only good for the first 5 minutes when Bray came out and teased a face turn and it went downhill from then on.

Where's that anon who makes graphs on the hype levels of RAW? I think tonight's episode was just a steep decline from minute 5 all the way to the last.

>>810329
>>813520
Fuck off

>>813466
That's some epic revisionist history there.

>Bray face turn teased at start
>We ended with tater tots

Thanks Vince

>harpGOAT's HUGE bald spot

smfh wear a doorag

>>813513
Sheamus was not any better than Roman in that segment.
>Sticks and stones
smhtbhfam

We forgot to better establish feuds for the next PPV because we were too busy focusing on Reigns: The Show

>>813513
>WAHHH THEY DONT COUNT WAHH

>>813533

I honestly mean it when I say I don't hate Roman, but now I can understand why some smarks have a real passionate hate for him.

That segment...I have no words...it was the most fake thing than a thigh slapped super kick I have ever seen. It couldn't have been any more scripted.

>>813537

Are you the anon who went to the show? You mad bro?

>>813485
I missed the beginning, did they get a solid reaction?

what should happen after TLC

Roman vs Rhyno
Sheamus vs Randy Orton
ADR vs Jack Swagger
Barrett vs Jack Swagger
Rusev vs Jack Swagger
Dean Ambrose vs Sandman
Dudleyz vs Sheamus and Barrett

>>813540
Same here, just saying that Sheamus did not help at all, they both stunk up the joint with that terrible fucking promo, their brawl was't that great either.
Crowd seemed to dig it just a bit though, tater tots will become the new justin bieber chant.

>Triple H will save this company

Just like 2004, he's killing the ratings again.

>>813540
>I have no words
>goes on to describe it
Back to Le reddit

>>813542

The pop was huge. I don't believe people even cheer or boo the Wyatt family hard, but it's like what happened when The Shield confronted the wyatts cause people like seeing a good heel team turn face or at least tweener, but no let's just introduce Roman and fuck everything up.

>>813512
That brawl was fucking awful man.

Maybe it's because I hate crowd segments more than anything, but both guys moves were fucking dreadful and the crowds reaction seemed to reinforce that.

>>813546
Triple H didn't kill the ratings

>>813546
>Triple H
>not the biggest draw of all time

>>813551
>>813552
hi hunter

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How you want your go-home show /wwe/?

Imagine being an Irish man and staying up till 4 am just to watch Roman say Tater Tot over and over again cause the meme crowd will start chanting it and give the illusion of him being "over"

I feel bad for Adam Rose.
Guy should just quit.

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>>813555
JUST

>>813550
It wouldn't have been so bad if the wyatts weren't the first ones eliminated from the match.
I laughed my ass off, their booking is literally a meme at this point.

>"Tator tot" chants

Now THIS is where WWE has come to.

I just want to know who was the idiot who thought, "Hey maybe let's book a 16 man tag match at the beginning of RAW"

I know Vince okay'd but it strikes me as something some intern or old fart said should happen and Vince being the senile fuck that he is said okay.

>this le spooky shit on breaking ground

wtf am i watching

>>813565
>watching breaking ground

reevaluate yourself

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Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>>813565

>Watching BG

Wew lad....not only that, but you're watching a Carmella episode?

>>813564
Vince probably asked if Reigns would go over first

>>813567

>suffer

Implying I'm not laughing my ass off at all the retarded booking. I was entertained hard. This isn't about wrestling anymore. It's about laughing at how bad things can get.

Still waiting for Smarkbuster's review.

>>813569

>15 people told to work hard to make Roman look strong in one match

>POO IN LOO in NXT

Breaking Ground was a snoozefest tonight.

Does Vince really thinks he can fill a 100k stadium with Roman as the centerpiece?
Well good luck then.