Muggle Quidditch

Still more relevant to /asp/ than mandrama.

>>807283
All faggot talk aside, I just looked this shit up and it's actually pretty savage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjMXz3eFAeg

skip to 0:50

can you use the broom handle as a weapon?

>>807529
Nah. You can full-on tackle pretty much anybody playing your position and nail someone in the face with an old-fashion rubber dodge ball

>nobody likes it when I play beater at practice

>>810185
>You can full-on tackle pretty much anybody playing your position and nail someone in the face with an old-fashion rubber dodge ball
so basically you can be a goon and its legal?im intrigued now,

Because quidditch is supposed to be an awesome and fast-paced teamsport with 3 dimensional gameplay. Instead you are supposed to be running around with a broom between your legs. If you are really interested in an intense and 3d game, try underwater rugby.

bumpo

This is pure autism.

>>810372
Bash brothers

>>813671
You're on the board where people unironically discuss WWE. There's no conceivable way we're any more autistic than anyone else here