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/wwe/ General #1661 - Poor Little Samoan Boy Edition

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Who will be the next targeted face of the company is Javestty doesn't work out?
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bye
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Vince will not give up on Reigns until he's absolutely forced to
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>Vince STILL isn't concerned about the low ratings
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https://youtu.be/Zb5zJ19UV0g

>5 hours of physical therapy everyday
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>roman reigns has charisma
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>>798687
>WWE.com exclusive
>on YouTube
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Is there a more powerful image of his demise?
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>>798704
TRANSITIONAL CHAMPION
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Has WWE ever acknowledged TNA? I know TNA uses WWE in their promos or whatever. I recall one of Vince asking Rhyno to come back to WWE but Rhynk trashed a contract or briefcase in front of the TNA audience and saying he is here to stay.
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>>798715
The only time I can remember a TNA reference was when they promoted Foley's book Countdown to Lockdown.
Other than that, they never really have.
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>>798690
Where do people even find these pics
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>>798715
The way WWE sees it is that they are too superior to even mention TNA. TNA will never be mentioned since they aren't on par with WWE like WCW was.
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>>798717
goggle "fedora memes"
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>>798720
18+ tna was better than wwe for a while
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>>798722
How much of that was their own booking and how much of that was taking in ex-WWE wrestlers?
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>>798672
>Who will be the next targeted face of the company is Javestty doesn't work out?
Ambrose and Ryback are pretty much their only options.
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>>798725
Are you talking about wcw or TNA

18+
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>>798722

quality of the product doesn't mean they were on the "same level"

the point is wwe never had to acknowledge them
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>>798729
Both

(3 x 2 + 12)+
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http://www.wwe.com/inside/50-greatest-entrance-themes-ever
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I hope I'm not the only one who thinks Nia Jax is bollocks.
She sounds like Chyna and she is a fat cow
and her theme song is crap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDDs4VNL77Q
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>>798745
I dislike anyone who is given a chance because of the family they're from. If they turn out to be great I'll change my mind but 9 times out 10 fuck nepotism.
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>>798747
This desu

Fuck the Samoans
Fuck the Usos
Fuck Ramen
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>>798745
She's no Kong, but she can be a cool monster heel for the women. At least she's not the typical Jersey girl bimbo tv star wannabe. They should give here more power moves. She's kind of shit in the ring right now and her size is all she has going for her. And dem thighs.
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>>798747
>>798748
I like Goldust and Stardust.
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>>798750
I don't mind that as much as I do the Samoans.

>Umaga gets pushed
>Rosie gets pushed
>Usos get pushed
>Ramen gets pushed
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Is WWE Network worth getting?
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>>798759
wait until they get their shit together story wise. don't reward them now.
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If Roman does have to start a championship Reign it'd at least be nice that it would be at the laughably irrelevant TLC.
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>>798759
>giving WWE money
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>>798770
I'm on holidays when TLC is on and I don't want to miss it.
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>>798772
>Owens retains through cheatling
>Sheamus retains through cheating
>New Day retains through cheating

There, you didn't miss it.
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I wanna go back to sp ;_;
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>>798779
y?
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>>798672

Sheamus is the champ though, not Roman.
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>>798779
I wanna go to /tv/ desu senpai
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>>798782
is this our new meme
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRgJukvX6GY

It's Smeekbrazzers two year anniversary.
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>>798783
y?
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>>798759
No. I wonder how many people will cancel their subscription when Roman wins the Rumble again.
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>>798783
you can go.
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>>798788

2 years and Zigger still sucks and hasn't improved at all.
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>>798793
I'm going to get one now just so I can cancel it.
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>>798750
They're not nepotism babbies though because they're not pushed hard as fuck.
They got their foot in the door because of their name, maybe, but other than that everything they got they earned and you could even make the argument their utilization hasn't done them justice.
They're like the good alternative of Samoans.
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Who do you think Balor will drop the belt to?
Who deserves it?
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>>798812
John Cena
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>>798812
BMJ
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Austin on Cesaro

>You're gonna need the guy sooner or later. Jesus christ, he's got, shit, I don't know how many, five quality years left in him. Maybe more; he's a physical specimen who can work his ass off. If ever there's a time... They started cheering him when they split him and Swagger up, they started organically cheering for him, they stuck him with Heyman, then they had to pull him away from Heyman -- I love Paul, but they didn't need that association -- so the people didn't know whether to shit or wind their watch and he got lost in the shuffle through the process. Now, when he does make his comeback, there's a story there, and organically. However you reinvent him, or he reinvents himself, or whatever the gimmick, gadget, or reason is, it's time for this guy to come back both guns blazing, 'fuck all the politics, I'm going to the top.' Almost, to a degree, I would never say Stone Cold, but in that vein. 'Fuck it, what do I got to lose? I'm coming back from an injury, I was right at the top when I left, a lot of politics and bullshit holding me back; fuck it all, I'm going for it. I'm going for the brass ring that Vince McMahon always says nobody is reaching for. Shit, I've been reaching for the son of a bitch for three or four years, it ain't got me nowhere. Well, this time I'm taking it to the top.' Something like that.
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>>798823

Apparently Vince was finally set on pushing him too.
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>>798823

Based Austin needs to get on creative.
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>>798829
>>798823

This could be his last chance. He's got a lot of time to think about his comeback.
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>>798833
He practically dissed Vince McMahon and sports entertainment to hell on that latest podcast talking to Wade Keller.

And Vince prefers yes-men.
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>>798812
Couldn't care less.
Seth Rollins of NXT. Talented in-ring but boring as fuck.
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>>798793
>cancel their subscription
>1 million subscribers!!!
>>798799
since when did /asp/ergers from /asprowrestling/ start posting here?
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OFFICIAL WWE STARS RETURNING PREDICTIONS

>Swagger
Clearly trying to get beef going with del Rio
>AJ Styles
No chance while out of the states
>Batista
May return after film career winds down
>Edge
See above
>Sting
Officially bumped to "honorary PPV appearance" status
>Angle
Never
>Punk
Never
>Steve Austin
Wrestemania appearance teased but will probably not happen
>HBK
Shows at WM for one sweet chin music
>Rey mysterio
No idea
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>>798783
>wanting to associate with the most autistic community on 4chan
>ever

For what purpose
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>>798856

Jeff Hardy
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>>798858
Meth Hardy and Fatt Lardy
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>>798823
>Cesaro will become the strong white champion Europe needs

Rusev should just an hero now desu
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>>798788
will they get to november 2016?
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where my /wwe/ gone?
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>>798856
>edge
Did you miss 2011 or something? He's one bump away from being paralysed.
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>>798856
Update on Sting's injury?
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>>798876
His neck still stings
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>>798877
*sad trombone*
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>>798704
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HOLD UP
O
L
D

U
P

BEST THEME OF ALL TIME COMING THROUGH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv7IuZntl7c
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>>798856
>Edge
>May return

If you're gonna destroy your credibility, at least do it towards the end of your post so people read the whole thing. I actually glanced at the end of your post anyway. Rey mysterio currently takes like 10 seconds to climb to a top rope corner.
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>>798784

What meme? Is that not the truth?
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You are all idiots. The best thing that could've happened at svs is Roman winning. A long title reign would be the best showcase of his abilities or lack thereof. With the current situation he keeps his super protected face status without any of the responibility that comes with it. All culminating to another mania main event which is the only thing you should care about in this product.
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I don't know how long they plan on keeping the strap on sheamus but he can not be the champ going into mania.
Roman vs Sheamus is not a mania draw.
I think it's good they had sheamus cash in now while no one cares about the product anyway but he needs to drop it at the rumble.
He can successfully defend it at tlc thanks to barret and rusev interfering but he must drop it at the rumble.
Sheamus is not the guy you want in your main event at mania.
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>>798958
He's winning at TLC fella so calm your tits
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>>798963

That's why they made him champ now. He's literally a transitional champ for Brock,Cena and Roman.
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>>798966
Pretty much, they have to make him use his briefcase eventually too.
Roman should have beaten him at SvS, would have been glorious to see the butthurt.
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Where does one pirate PPVs? Not just WWE but TNA as well.
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>>798963

Nah, it's gonna be Roman vs Cena at WM32, in "Feed Cena More" match.
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>>798976
THAT'S ILLEGAL!!
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>>798976
But anon, TNA doesn't have any PPVs scheduled...
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>>798976
We all have the wwe network to watch the ppvs because its so cheap.
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So who will have the highly anticipated, entertaining stairs match this year?
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>>798992
It's gonna be the Owens vs Ambrose
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>>798994
Even though it's the worst gimmick match since WCW died, those two might be able to make it work.
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>>798996
That Owens/Ambrose it's just gonna work if it's a ladder with lot of spots.
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>I wouldn't fuck Chyna
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>>798992
I expect Swagger vs. Del Rio to shockingly be the best match.
Swagger knows he's on the verge of getting released and Del Rio wants to prove he still can look credible.
Those two elements together could allow for a classic.
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>>799000
The only time she was even remotely attractive was at WM17 though
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>reigns turns heel at tlc and becomes champ
>raw starts and everyone waits to hear the shields theme to start the opening segment
>suddenly "SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"
>"SAY YOU LOVE ME, SAY YOU LOVE ME"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR_X6PrASho
>reigns walks out in new attire acting smug as fuck
>all you hear is "I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck" in the background
>cuts a god tier heel promo btfo smarks
>becomes the leader of new day and never talks again letting new day carry him on the mic
>just does his stupid facial expressions and shit like lesnar does
>new day gets the 2 midcard titles too becoming the goat stable
You can't say this wouldn't be entertaining as fuck
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>>799013

if you're fantasy booking him to be good on the mic, why give him managers immediately afterward?
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>>799013
>reigns turns heel
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>>799014
>managers
It would be his stable nigga and it's easy as fuck to do heel promos well compared to "hurrr im a good guy believe that bby gurl" promos. Literally no one but Cena can pull those promos off well.
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>>799002
>Swagger knows he's on the verge of getting released

Why do you retards think a guy is at risk of getting released just because he's not the WWEWHC?
He gets regular TV Time on the C/D-Shows. They obviously have some form of vested interest in him.
Guys have gone for much greater spans without even appearing on Superstars and remained with the company yet Swagger's a guy they trust to put in the US Title Scene. He's in absolutely no risk.
He also has his "WE THE PEOPLE" shit which gets people going along and probably moves some shirts.
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>>798998

So it's going to be a spotfest?
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>>799027
Of curse, that's the best thing they can do
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>>799027
they are both outlaw wrestlers so of course
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>>798679
This.

He he fails, they will just keep forcing him. Probably will turn him heel and push him even more!
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>>799021
because some people here hate swagger because he accidentally injured their IWC/EURO favorites 2-4 years ago.
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>>798750
Cody and Goldust were never pushed to the moon. Hell, being relatedto Dusty probably hurt them more than it helped them.
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>>798812
Apollo Crews.
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>>799046
I don't even like Swagger. I think he's a talentless, unsafe hack.
But he still has good job security and anyone that can't see that is fucking dumb.
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>>798963
if they don't have celtic cross sideplates installed by RAW, he is guaranteed dropping the strap to roman at TLC.
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>>799051
Fine, someone that is even more boring than balor itself
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>>798759
Most of the old WWF/WCW stuff has been uploaded to torrent sites
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>>799002
They've wanted to push swagger for years. That dui really screwed him.
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>>799000
>that part in her first porno where those 2 chicks made her cum really quickly and Vivid cut out the audio so you couldn't hear what she was saying
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>>799041
>WWE is outlaw now
I suppose it is if you only watch other wrestling shows
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What's the point of a chairs match?
It's no dq, just use any weapon you want.
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>>799060
Probably "This is the rape tape all over again"
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>>799062
Chairs aren't only encouraged, they're allowed
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>>799067
Made me kek you fag.
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>>799062
>chairs matches become a thing
>after WWE banned chairshots to the head years ago
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>>798885
good taste family
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>>799061
>kevin steen and moxley arent outlaw wrestlers
lel
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>>798885
Fuck yes nigga, I hate the new version, I actually listened to this shit in my free time back in the day.
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>>799074
>they work for WWE
>WWE is outlaw
k then
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>>798885
its pretty GOAT that same band made another theme for sean ohaire that was pretty good too

this is the current best theme in wrestling today.
https://youtu.be/S0pnoTsvWPs?t=16s
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>>798885
Christian was so underrated
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>>799079
Fuck no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtLUNFE0XmA
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WWE will never be as boring as it was in 2009 and 2010
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>>799085
it's worse right now
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>>798885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5P4kOCnQG8
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>>799085
It's been pretty much the same shit for 10 years. Cena, Boreton and Triple H all over every show
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>>799085
Yeah 2009 on wards was the decline, no question
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>>798823
stone cold could manage him desu senpai
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>>799101
nah stone cold is too happy being able to do his own thing not under vinces thumb trying to help a no charisma euro. The travel alone would piss him off.
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>>799085
>still had triple h, hbk, edge, jericho and a much more solid midcard
How so?
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Have any of you ever gone to the links that Austin talks about in his podcast like cougar life?
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Has RO ever cut a good promo?
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>>799085

Literally CAWS the stable.
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>>799107
Not a GOAT tier one, his legend killer shit was pretty good though.
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>>799108
>Literally CAWS the stable.
>All of his CAWs aren't fat black women in neon mesh shirts
Step up nigga
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>>799115

My CAW is a clown with Ryback's physique family.
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>>799116
My create a wrestler is a business man with a goatee who wrestles in a button up shirt with tie and khakis and dress shoes and every time he's in a rivalry with someone I pretend that they applied for a job at his company but he didn't think they were qualified for the position so now they're feuding.
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>>799116
mine looks like vader but with a haku afro and missing teeth
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Why don't they use actual songs for entrances? The generic songs just make them see really... I suppose unprofessional would be the right word. It doesn't feel like something that should be taken seriously.
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>>799125
real songs are expensive
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>>799119
Should be a real life gimmick t b h but applying to his stable and not his company
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>>799127
I keep making people my tag partner and then I walk away mid match because I feel they aren't qualified.
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>>799119

Sounds like IRS man
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>>799125
Have you not noticed how bland the whole product is now? Hardly any pyro/smoke/fireworks on entrances, generic shit entrance themes, generic shit stage/set on every single show and a bland production with the same 4 camera angles every show.
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>>799131
The little things make a big difference. If 4 or 5 guys could get real songs and 4 or 5 other guys could get pyro it would be a subtle improvement that I think would subconsciously enhance people's enjoyment.
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Y'all wanna have some fun?

http://www.wwe.com/inside/fan-power-rankings
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>>799131

Cena, Brock, Dudleyz have unique entrances and themes and that's entierly cause they're from a different era of wrestling.
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>>799133
Hornswaggle is my number 1.
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>>799134
Exactly, I think Punk is the only guy from the 10s with an actual song for an entrance.
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>>799133

>Top 25

That's giving way too much credit.

It should only be a top 5, with the current top 5 guys because FUCK EVERYONE ELSE, even though I'm giving Owens WAY too much credit than he deserves.
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>>799125
budgeting probably tightened up the purse strings after haitch spent about a billion dollars commissioning motorhead songs
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>mfw Seth vs Bork is the only thing that could save WWE
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>>799131
Even commentary is bland and shit, JR return when?
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>>799147
You do know that match happened and it was absolute shit, right?
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>>799148
i was really hoping this week's raw would be hosted by JBL, Saxton, and a fish tank
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>>799131
Well, they did lose about 500+ million dollars in the span of a few months.
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>>799142

>Implying it wasn't cause of Haitch and Stephanie getting a new company jet
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>>799153
well they're making money now so there's no excuse
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>>799085
Their theme song was pretty based.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pOnyJnrxoYQ
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>>799085
>>799104
The product was utter shit. Try watching a 2010 PPV. The crowd doesn't care. The commentary is flat. Everything is so bland.
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>>799154
had to upgrade for steph, bmj and nikki.
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>>799158

This. I'm glad I wasn't watching during that time. I actually thought this company had died until I heard The Rock was coming back and Cena had become *the* top guy.
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>>799158
so... now?
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>>799164
The difference now is there's a sense of hate-watching it.
2010 was just straight, "Oh, okay, that happened".
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>>799158
>edges rr return
>hbk vs taker 2
Why lie though
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>>799162
who's bmj?
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>>799168
HBK vs. Taker was far superior at 25, but the feud for 26 was better.
Edge really didn't need the Rumble win though and lead to a very generic version of himself.
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>>799170

BIG
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>>799172
SHOW
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MY
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FAVORITE
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>>798745
>I'M NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS
We can see that Nia.
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WRESTLER
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>>799171
Both were better than reigns winning the rumble and then reigns vs brock was shit.
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>>798717
They're quotes from r/atheism put on pictures of sperglords
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>>799179

There hasn't been a single good royal rumble since 2010
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>>798885
Based Captain Charisma.
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Who was the last oriental person to be pushed?
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>>799216
Tajiri?
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I only ride with my Fella's
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>>799216
Kung Fu Naki
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>>799177
where did your buddies at /asprowrestling/ go?
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>>799216
Juan Cena
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>>799219
>>799227
>>799230
Literally nobody. Asians aren't welcomed to western pro-wrestling
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>>799101

If Austin managed Cesaro, Cesaro would only be in his shadow. He does need to be with someone though.
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So who was the biggest sucka to dig it /WWE/?
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>>799238
Triple H when he dug Booker's burial plot
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>>799249

And that's the only guy he buried. Everyone else he ever "buried" had their reasons why.
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>>799251
>
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>>799251
but "he's better than me and would take over my spot on the card" is a reason why too
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>>799253

Lesner broke Taker's streak, what more do you want?
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>>799237
If Bryan can never wrestle again he should manage Cesaro.
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>>798742
>#50- Too Cool theme
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
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>>799261

Then smarks would just say that Cesaro is siphoning off Bryan's popularity.
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>>799261
Bryan has already been cleared by 2 non-WWE doctors
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>>799277
>outlaw doctors
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>>799280
Dumbest use of this meme yet. Bravo
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>Roman Reigns vs Sheamus is unironically a main event feud
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Reminder that Vince is the GOAT booker and if it wasn't for him this man called Raining Poo would be the champ right now.
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>>799302
JUST
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>>799308
> Vince is the GOAT booker

Reducing the USA wrestling viewership by 70% in under 15 years disputes this
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>>799308
>not heyman
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>>799302
It really feels wierd, like this shit is some kind of joke
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Was the Breeze vs Itami a good program?
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>>799308
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>>799349
can someone put '/wwe/ is' above 'Restricted to 18' with 'go back to Reddit' underneath? would be dank
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Remember when Sheamus got a bigger pop than Balor?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVAiKsWtd-k
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>>799341
Probably the best in-ring of HIDEO's NXT run so far and Breeze is a great character who can carry basically any feud

Their 2/3 Falls was tight
>>
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>>799369
booty
based
booty
>divas
best stable in wrestling at the moment
>>
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>>799360
Meme enough for you?
>>
>>799371
>but we are talking
>we
Fuck off /asp/ie
>>
>>799369
Literally a smark's dream. No wonder WWE is so shit, they've been catering to the disgusting fatass neckbeard smarks.
>>
>>799369
decent
based
decent
shit
based
based
based
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>>799375
>only title that matters held by sheamus/reigns
>smark's dream
>>
>>799373
I was hoping for matching colours, font and size but this is decent. Will use thanks.
>>
Roman WWE champ
Ryback IC champ
Cena US champ
Nikki Diva's champ
Dudleyz tag team champ

Fire all shitty indie / smark wrestlers
Remove NXT
Creative caters purely to marks and never take smark fans into consideration

Watch as ratings go up
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>>799375
>sheamus
>alberto del rio
>charlotte
>smarks dream
>>
>>799379
who're the face and heel champions?
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>>799378
For you.
>>
Know this is a little random, but

what was the reason that the Sabu v Rey Mysterio match at One Night Stand ended in a no contest? Was someone legit hurt or what?
>>
>>799381
>>799377

Most smarks like Sheamus
Smarks have been pretending to like ADR since his return
All smarks like Charlotte
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>>799382
Ryback, Nikki and Dudleyz are heels, the rest faces
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>>799385
>anyone liking wolflotte or alberto no heato
>>
>>799385
>All smarks like Charlotte
no we don't, she is the female reigns so Marks and maybe anti-smarks like that shitter. She isn't even over right now.
>>
>>799375
I love how the Smarkbustuhs and their sycophants literally have no idea what a "smark" is
>>
>>799379
Reigns drawing ratings?

There's a first time for everything I suppose...

>Fire all shitty indie / smark wrestlers

So you've gotta fire The Dudley Boyz?
>>
>>799384
Didn't want to job out either guy
>>
>>799386
> Ryback & Dudleyz as heels

disgusting tbqh
>>
>>799369
Too many heels holding belts.
>>
I'd suck AJ Lee's asshole
>>
>>798885
>our current WWE World Heavyweight Champion ended the career of the most underrated guy of all time
>>
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>>799404
It still hurts.
>>
>>799404
>>799409
>Literally who literally what'd to to literally who
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>>799411
S-shut up!
>>
>>799369
are they really heels, though? Sheamus is saving us from 3 weeks of Roman as the champion and Del Rio just wants to open borders. And as for the New Day, they like to clap and sing and play instruments, and really entertain the crowd. Their main detractors are fat guys that want to slam you through tables, and (ugh) mexicans.

are they REALLY the bad people in their respective situations? i don't really see it.
>>
>Hiro is now trying to split /pol/ into two separate boards

This man does not know how to run a site. He's more out-of-touch than Vince.
>>
>>799418
Del Rio said that the borders to Meximerica are permanently closed last Monday though
>>
>>799421
I'm guessing your referring to news?
>>
>>799424
Yes. It serves no purpose to have a "current" news board.
That's the fucking purpose of /pol/ to begin with.
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>>799421
>He's more out-of-touch than Vince
>mfw I have no idea what's been going on with /pol/
>mfw this tells me more than I need to know
>>
>>799425
Guess he sought to make an actual news board unlike /pol/ which seems to be a weird mix of everything. Of course once people know about it like >>799426 it'll be shit up with cancerous /b/ tier shit. I mean just look at /qa/ these days, might as well rename it reddit.
>>
>>799422
Could the creative team really not come up with anything better than, "haters"?
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>>799428
>mfw >>799428 post will be the sole reason why I shit up /news/ from now on
>>
>>799432
I don't plan to go there, but have fun with that. I will honestly never understand how you can entertain yourself just posting mindless drivel.
>>
I demand 2 hour Raws.
>>
>>798690

That's probably just some fat autistic manchild on his way home to his dying gramma. He has a hard life.
>>
>>799369
>pale & vanilla
>based lard ass
>i like his kicks
>Charlotte
>fun. The trumpets during matches is amazing, and that 3 man mudhole stomp is great.
>>
>>799442
Okay.
>>
Why is NO ONE TALKING ABOUT John Cena LEAVING THE WWE?!

http://www.cinemablend.com/television/Why-John-Cena-Leaving-WWE-Reality-TV-102077.html

>I’ve been a cornerstone of WWE programming since 2002. That’s a long time, it’s more than 10 years…so much so that a portion of our audience has direct complacency with me. ‘Man, Cena holds everybody down. He doesn’t give the new guys a chance.
>>
If Cena turned heel, would it be the biggest shit storm ever?

What would be the best way to turn him heel?

Would turning Cena heel really hurt the WWE brand?
>>
Vince needs to return. I miss him.
>>
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ryback wwe champ
ryback ic champ
ryback us champ
ryback tag team champ
kevin obese owens diva champ
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>>799461
>ryback wwe champ
>ryback ic champ
>ryback us champ
>ryback tag team champ
>>799461
Joking aside. They should do this to someone to give them a bigger push.

Seth having 2 belts really helped him.
>>
>>799013

I enjoyed reading it, man
>>
>>799369
>Better than Roman, but we all know he's a placeholder champ. At least he's trying to make the best of it.
>In a good position as is.
>So much potential. Even worse that he's tied at the hip to Zeb "Charisma Killer" Colter. Needs to find a new gimmick.
>Terrible. Worst to be pulled up and worst pick for the strap. Even the audience doesn't like her. Needs a cocky (muh daddy is the best) heel run or she's doomed after her reign.
>Breath of fresh air. Not getting stale just yet. Promos are still pretty original and fun. Best choice for the tag titles.
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>>799459
he should've turned heel against Bray at WM 30

it's never going to happen now
>>
>>799459
It would be the biggest thing to happen in years, I would even go as far as to say it would be bigger than the streak being broken.

I would prefer rather than him just turning on a dime he just becomes more violent and ruthless. Imagine an alternate WM 30 where he actually hit Bray with the chair. He goes "Dictator Superman" by going after heels and rather than just stopping at winning he punishes them and starts going to far even injuring guys for the slightest evil act. Now his transformation becomes complete when he demolishes Dean Ambrose for doing bad shit showing that nobody is off limits even faces in the new John Cena WWE.
>>
>>798885
Yes! Been saying this for years. Impeccable taste desu.
>>
>>799454
>implying they truly leave

He'll still need to win the title again to tie Ric Flair
>>
>>799459
If Cena were to turn heel WWE squanders it within a matter of weeks. 2 months, tops.
>>
>>799494
Flair's record is actually 20-something titles
>>
>>799375
If it was 90% of wrestling fan's dream, ratings wouldn't be so low
>>
>>799020
> it's easy as fuck to do heel promos well

Not only that, but I truly believe Reigns has ALOT to get off his chest to the audience, considering his responses to the bad reactions he gets. I'm pretty sure at this point when he's doing promos at crowds that aren't marky he's doing all he can to try to hold himself back from shitting on the audience.
>>
>>799505
vince showed hhh that 90% of the IWC watched on illegal streams so theres no point in listening to them.
>>
>>799514
If he could find a way to still be a face to the jimmies, the milfs, the solid 7's and the marks and be an actual heel to the neckbeards/IWC it would be the best way.
>>
>>798856
>Swagger
Once a midcard...
>Styles
Doubt he's even interested
>Batista
NEVEREVER
>Edge
2011 called. They asked you to stop
>Sting
Should be retired
>Angle
He might, but injuries and shit
>Punk
NEVEREVER
>Austin
Before posting, be sure you fucking know shit. Austin can't wrestle anymore because same as Edge, he is a bump away from never walking again
>HBK
Happily retired. Fuck off
>Rey Mysterio
Currently happy where he is
>>
JR hired back as a talent scout/commentator when? Heyman hired as a booker/creative when?
>>
>>799535
>JR as a talent scout/commentator
I don't think a well-placed "BAH GAWD" could save WWE at this point
>Heyman doing what he did on Smackdown in the early 2000's
YES
>>
>>799535
>wwe giving us what we want
>ever
Daniel Bryan was a fluke.
>>
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Which would you rather have as champion? Zayn or Balor?
>>
>>799565
Zayn
>>
>>799565
Balot
>>
Know what sucks?
When Roman wins he's going to hold onto the belt until he beats Punk's record to white him out much like they did with AJ.
We're going to have a YEAR of his nonsense promos that he can't cut and 'Super Roman'
>>
>>799583
>Know what sucks?
Ur mum lad
>>
>>799565
none of the above.
>>
>>799369
>Only been Champ for one Raw and one Smackdown so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and he did admittedly cut a better promo than anything the previous long-term Champ had done in weeks or even months on Smackdown so pretty good so far
>Based
>Who Cares
>Divas
>BASED
>>
>>799565
>Zayn
>better wrestler
>actually sounds natural and speaks decently
>lots of charisma
>babyface as fuck

>Balor
>some paint

Yeah I'll go with Zayn. He fucking murders Balor as a full package.
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>>799589
>Zayn
>Full package
>Lots of charisma
>>
>>798725

TNA turned to shit when they did WCW 2.0
>>
I like wrestling.
>>
>>799614
Fag
>>
>>799085
how is that boring lmao?

it's a main eventer with 2 bland cronies

although I agree J&J was funnier since they were midgets
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>>799590
>>799614
>>
>>799589
Ok but this is WWE. Wrestling ability doesn't count for shit.

Finn is marketable. When he gets called up to the main roster, they can make mad dosh off of demon Finn merchandise.

Smarks already know Finn from the outlaws, so they'll support him well enough.

And when he does his demon persona, casuals will eat that up like candy.
>>
>>799565
Now Zayn I can get into!
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>>799623
>>
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>I watch wrestling for the matches
>>
>>799622
Zayn is marketable, too.
He may not have as overt a "wrestler" look as Balor but his look suits his gimmick perfectly. Underdog babyface that the fans can connect to.
On-top of that he actually has the ability to keep them entertained consistently whereas they may eat Balor's stuff up for a while but after two or three outings it'll wax thin because he's absolute dead-air in-between his make-up play-sessions because he can't speak whatsoever.
Balor and his gimmick lack longevity meanwhile Zayn legitimately connects.
>>
>>799626
>i unironically save pictures of fat guys wearing hats on my computer
>>
>>799636
Taking selfies is a common trend with youngsters these days.
>>
>>799636

>i don't know what unironically means
>>
>>799622
>Zayn isn't marketable

He was DBry-Lite but with better speaking in NXT.
He's much more marketable than le paintey man.
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>>799634
>le flippy dippy vanilla midgy
>marketable
>>
>>799644
You're getting confused m8
You're supposed to be making a case FOR Balor.
>>
desu
>>
>>799647
roody poo
>>
>>799645
Scathing.

You think casuals will actually take to Sami? He's going to be Adrian Neville part 2: Electric Boogaloo.
>>
>>799651
>You think casuals will actually take to Finn? He's going to be Adrian Neville part 2: Electric Boogaloo.

SAMIGOAT
>>
>>799653
Do you honestly believe fans are going to get behind zayn after paris?
>>
>>799655
Do you honestly believe fans are going to get behind Finn after the Oblivion Crisis?
>>
>>799656
Nah i think theyre both garbage tbhlad
>>
>>799657
Fair enough tbffamily
CorbinClub?
>>
>>799644
you do realize right now our main event is two muscle men who can hardly work right?
Are you THIS concerned about being a Vince level smark that you're willing to ignore talent because they do flips?
I guess by your logic Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero, two of the best wrestlers in the business, should have been midcarders
>>
>>799592
TNA turned to shit when Hogan tried to make them a copy of WWE. WWE was already shit so trying to copy them was extremely idiotic
>>
Pro wrestling will be dead by 2020.
>>
>>799662
>Sheamus
>can hardly work
>Roman
>a muscleman

You could've just bottle-necked them as 'boring mastodons' and been completely correct.
>>
WWE needs a mastadon who can cut a promo. No one in NXT will make an impact with casual fans and children.
>>
>>799666
>>Roman
>>a muscleman
A Muscle man who can't even lift like more than 200 pounds.
>>
>>799661
W W @ /CorbinClub/ ?
>>
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>>799669
>No one in NXT will make an impact with casual fans and children.
come on now took me one second.
>>
>McMahon reportedly threw his glasses on the floor and shouted, “Get this through your thick fucking head—my focus is on Bobby Lashley and only Bobby Lashley! That man is the brand's icon, the brand's superhero. He is ECW and he will be, at the expense of Rob Van Dam, CM Punk, Test, and everyone else, and you can hit the door if don't like it!”
>>
>>799687

>a jersey shore gimmick
>8 years after jersey shore was popular
>>
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So I'm pretty much lost on this companys dynamics.

Who currently owns the WWE? Last I understood ric flair had like 50%.
>>
So Jack swagger's feud with zeb is that he used to be cool and racist and hate Mexicans and now he's friends with a Mexican so he's bad? And swagger is the face in this feud. Vince is a genius.
>>
>>799687
Cass is skinny fat and needs a mouth piece. Step up sempai
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w76oruSg8Yk

>miz vs. xavier street fighter challenge
>with EVERYONE watching.
>EVERYONE
>including Mad Ox, Brad Maddox.

SALTMINE!
>>
>>799790
Thankfully Sandow doesn't say much.
>>
>>799791
sandows stocks have gone down.

he is fucking unbearable.
>>
>>799790
>Braun Strowman/Adam Scherr is like the tallest man in the room even when WAY THE FUCK IN THE BACK.
Shame he's jobber tier now before even getting a chance.
>>
>>799795
hes a big guy.
>>
Is there anything worse than the fact we can call pretty much every match on the TLC card, and that the ones we can't call are irrelevant because of how shit the result would be regardless?
>Roman is either going to win Clean and be 2 time champ in the span of a single month to pad out his record or lose and we have more matches between the two
>Dean vs Kevin is either Dean wins and the Title is changed hands despite KO having a negative W/L ratio and thus propagates IC title being a cancer on a career or KO wins and Dean is sent to mull around forever
>>
>>799790
reminded me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbYQ3hlry_Q
>>
>>799790
MUH KAYYYYYYYYYYYFAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>799812
i miss 3mb.

>>799818
not even in kayfabe, so its ok.
>>
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>>799369

>only face champ is Ric Flair's daughter
>>
>>799838
>Charlotte
>face

Did you not hear the boos?
>>
>>799843
>reaction dictates alignment

not in vince's world
>>
new thread?
>>
>>799687
no, their shtick is shit
>>
>>799843
I hear nothing desu
>>
Who is more Bipolar right now?
Cena or Roman?
>>
>>798745
I can see her as a heel that has 2 purposes. Protecting a lower tier heel to give them a push, or like a mass ball of "destruction" going through the roster. Its been done before im sure they can do it again especially in this day and age.

Also dem thighs.
>>
damn, you guys take this shit seriously. i torrent it once in a while so my wife and i can sit and laugh at it. WWE is like watching a live action Ren & Stimpy, only not half as clever.
>>
>>799823

>i miss 3mb.

my floppies only held 1.44mb. where did you get yours?
>>
>>799818
>kayfabe
Anon...you...didn't get the news?
>>
Where did the term "Big Match John" originate?
>>
>>799908
I'm pretty sure Cole said it on commentary a few times in 2013.
>>
>>799908
Meltzer
>>
>>799908
For a while JBL had been saying that there's no one like Cena in a big match situation and eventually he started calling him Big Match John
>>
rip
i
p
>>
New thread, homos.
>>
>>799966
Too early m8
>>
who /sp/ here
>>
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>tfw no fⱥm in the business to get me in the main roster and win the title immediately without working for it.
>>
>>800000
>>
>>800065
Absolute shit get for an absolute shit board
>>
>>799790
>this will be the only singles title that Xavier will ever hold
>>
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>KO will never be your dad
>>
>>799013
> All this happening in Philly
Yes please
>>
Do we have to be on page 5 for a new thread?
>>
>>800165
Page 8-9 actually.
I doubt the mods would care right now, though.
>>
>>800186
Because people really are too retarded to use the catalog, it baffles me t b h
>>
New bread
>>800193
>>
>>798742
http://www.wwe.com/inside/50-greatest-entrance-themes-ever/page-15

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