-OFFICIAL SURVIVOR SERIES PART 2 THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: VACANT
> Intercontinenal Champion: Kevin Owens
> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
God this is fucking brutal. No one gives a shit
And the crowd goes mild
>that gentle hug off the barricade
Why do they even try?
>After the main event, Cena's music hits
>He drives out in an army humvee
>The humvee is covered in the heads of ISIS leaders
>Cena announces that he's been fighting ISIS
>Says they fear him and have been calling him "النيون الطاعون" aka "The Neon Plague"
>Says he's heading back out tonight and he'll kill them all in time for the rumble
If you have to showboat and pander this much for people to give a shit
You have a serious fucking problem
I hope we're getting this awful Paige/Charlotte feud now so that Sasha can take the belt at Mania. I used to really enjoy watching Paige, but I've really lost interest in her, this heel turn isn't working for her imo.
Also, they're gonna just move Becky back down to NXT where she'll actually be used, right?
That was on Charlotte
Paige was supposed to be out and Charlotte was supposed to position her. What does she do? Bloody puts her next to the ropes and locks in the submission
This is so basic how can you mess it up?
> 15 people elimined
> 103 people remain in it
I'm afraid we're going to have the most clean sweepers ever with only two matches left to predict. Hasn't been this huge ever! The biggest was like 9 people in Extreme Rules last year.
>there was ever a good Divas match
>is this really the whole card ?
Its funny and sad at the same time
Will Tyler Breeze ever get a reaction?
But he's keeping ISIS away from the stadium right now.
> TFW they accidentally split themselves because of "Wa'h, we special snow flakes!"
Carmella's moonwalk makes her the best
Lads right Survivor Series isn't a top 4 PPV anymore is it? This is worse than C-tier PPV's
same reason we like Adam Rose
you figure it out, sugar.
I swear, breeze reminds me of natsu dragneel
The Ziggler/breeze match is gonna clear the field super hard.
don't know why, but something about Tyler screams 'forever in the midcard' to me.
They don't give the main-roster audience any reason to care. SHEBD and Owens are the only two that came out and actually did something to matter. All the rest just randomly walk out and Cole says, "Hey, it's ___ from NXT!"
>being this mad
/asp/ is for /wwe/
your children will be /wwe/ your daughters will be /wwe/ and your board will be /wwe/
Maybe if you wanted to keep /asp/ for yourself you would have 12 threads
> 22 people eliminated
> 81 people remain in it
>The /sp/ one.
Do they do it because Americans are so simple-minded they need reminding every 5 minutes why they're watching something? Like their attention spans are so short that they literally forget everything?
Mighty decent of you buddy.
> 80 people remain in it
> Hornswoggle becomes honourary member of the Wyatt Family
Calling it now!
This match is such a wasted opportunity.... oh WWE get at least 1 thing right
>Legit thought ISIS struck
Dammit Kane, you startled me!
There was last year and it honestly, it got better as it went along/eliminated the shitters.
> MFW Ambrose joins Authority because of Russo swerve
They really should of had Ted Dibiase announce Undertaker... that would have been boss
I still love how essentially most of the attitude era guys have more elaborate and probably expensive titantrons + entrances as opposed to the generic entrances.
Like it's actually rare to see pyros now. Before they would just go absolutely ham on shit like Edge for pyros
It was Reigns it would make perfect sense in every way.
Why did Rowen leave?
Me too. Only watching it because muh childhood. It seems better than it was for a long time, back when it was "Sports entertainment." But it's still shit. Or maybe it's just the magic has gone now we're not kids anymore
>Dr phil would get tombstoned
I'm going to make a dr phil caw in smackdown HCTP now.
This angle could have been so much better.
Just imagine Undertaker possessed Braun Strowman and made him attack The Wyatt Family then at Survivor Series it was 3 on 3 elimination match with a possessed member of The Wyatts.
>King's comes back on first
>tfw I'm still in the running
Aside from Luke Harper none of those fags is worth pushing. Literally the only thing going for them is that they're huge. Once the whole spoopy stable is dissolved they'll be jobbers or gone
> 22 people eliminated
> 57 people remain in it
To all the new guys, this never happens. More often then not, half of the entire board gets eliminated after the pre-show.
That could be the last Undertaker win... sad
OK, that was disappointing.
And that tombstone on Harper looked like it was going to get botched. And I do believe it really wasn't Harper that was the problem.
When are they going to let Calaway retire for good?
>It's still available for that price
Fucking why when WWE pushes their network out the ass?