This is the last general before Survivor Series family, are you hype for tonight?
There is so many things wrong with tonight.
Not the least which that the US title is going to be made weak again, and the IC title is either going to be made weak again OR KO wins and we don't get a Dean Heel turn winning.
How fucking stupid are the fucking mods. No one fucking searches the catalogue for shit. Of you want to delete a thread delete the old fucking threads that are past the bump limit that don't have fucking people posting in it. I fucking load up 4chan.org/asp/ and scroll down the page to click on a thread I want to post in. I don't fucking go searching in the depths of your lard fucking ass to find active discussion fucking faggot
> shoot excited
These aspies are so qt and naive
Its like being in a whole board of zaynowens marks
I'm still thinking about watching SS just to say "Why did I stay up for this?" to myself in the end.
>this faggot has to share one thread with the rest of his circlejerking buddies
>We've got an entire board to share
>There are brits in here that are going to stay up till 4 am to watch the worst svs in history
>if theyre not cűcks paying 10 bux to watch it then theyre cűcks whore going to beg for streams until they get a shitty one that gives them viruses
>They will shitpost about how much they hate it but watch anyway because they are neets
Dont think because theres no flags now that i dont see you, think you can pretend to be a glorious american now that we switched boards eh?
Lmao fām, i will be back in the game thread to remind you of your folly.
>tfw Roman turns heel
>tfw Roman wins the title and becomes the new corporate champ
>tfw the Rock comes back to talk Roman back to the light
>tfw Roman superman punches the Rock and becomes the biggest heel in the company
>tfw Deanetty wins at WM only for Sheamus to cash in the next night
Best time to be a based Roman fan desu
>survivor series ppv
>no survivor sereis match
what the fuck is this bullshit?
surely they aren't going to try to surprise us with this shit? they might as well have a hell in a cell match with no hell in a cell match
or royal rumble with no royal rumble
I hope you're ready for Samoan Recapping Man to be champ.
Who believes in the terrorist attack that's supposed to happen at Survivor Series tonight?
They built up New Day vs. Lucha Dragons and Ryback at the last Smackdown so something along that way seems more likely.
>mfw betfair offered odds of 9.0 for kalisto appearing tonight
fuck what you think is going to happen tonight
what do you WANT to happen tonight
>Dean winning the title, with Roman turning heel
>Wyatt pinning the Undertaker
>Charlotte beating Paige
> Breeze beating Ziggler clean
>a good traditional survivor series match
>What do you WANT to happen tonight?
Roman turning heel, winning the championship joining the Authority and becoming the first legit threat since Lesnar.
>All these le roman turn heel babies
And who would be the face to go after him?
Cena is dealing with del rio when he returns so not him.
Fucking dean? Hes not top guy material, not to mention its poor storytelling to have roman turn heel right after that segment with haitch.
Just to swerve for swerves sake is russo tier shit that you marks apparently hate but really, you love it, dont you?
Ambrose vs Reigns is a fued waiting to happen
>muh bros forever
>muh may the best man win
>muh not knowing a fued cannot be between two faces
More like why would Ambrose turn heel? No one would care. Everyone would know Reigns would win the fued. With Reigns being heel, it would be more satisfying.
>Muhammad Hassan returns to lead Team ISIS
>Del Rio and Zeb confronts them
>Jack Swagger and Cesaro reunite to back up Del Rio
>Cena returns early to join Team America
>they're still one man down
>this motherfucking song hits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-phPaAF5h4
WWE are not turning Reigns or Ambrose. Reigns will win against Kevin Owens and Sheamus will immediately cash in, this is literally how its happening, I absolutely guarentee this is how it's happening or I will piss in my mouth and record it.
Only possible if Reigns beats Sheamus too.
>mfw this is actually a possibility
So hype I'm not gonna watch it. Seriously, give me one reason to give a fuck about any of the matches. Best case scenario would be if they took the supposed ISIS threat seriously and postponed/cancelled the PPV until they have a real card for it.
>Irrelevant shit (Zig) vs. irrelevant faggot (Brie-z)
>Divas Match (self explanatory)
>Predictable-as-fuck WHC tourney
>They honestly couldn't come up with a 5on5 featuring BoD vs. Wyatt Family
>Instead the *crowd* is in charge of figuring out which Mid-carders are filling up the timeslot
>mfw holy fuck, I almost forgot this PPV was actually happening tonight
Is this seriously the worst build-up to a Survivor Series ever?
last years and card was much worse aside from stings debut
that was still shit because the crowd was lame.
>you now remember adam rose vs the bunny was an actual match on last years card
I bought chips and dip for this stupid show and I will not touch them until the show starts.
> Cena spends months making the US Title important again
> Del Rio wins it and then just turns it back into a prop belt
Ugh. Cena FINALLY does something right in the company and it's messed up immediately. Should have made it the new TV Title where the Open Challenge is a forced stipulation
>you now remember that grumpy cat was on Raw this time last year
Good segments tbqhf
>Roman and Owens in the middle of their match
>lukewarm at best crowd
>suddenly all the light go out and its pitch black in the arena
>spotlight shines to the entrance ramp
>it's Motorhead playing The Game
>lights turn back on
>2003 Triple H is in the ring
>roided out insane width, thick solid and tight
>lays out Owens
>lays out Reigns
>Sheamus music hits and he comes down the ring smiling ready to cash in
>2003 Triple H pulls a sledgehammer out of nowhere and hits him the real way with it
>goes back into the ring and pedigrees Owens and Reigns
>three grave plots appear seemingly out of nowhere
>he physically buries all 3 before walking out with the WWEWHC, the IC, and the MitB briefcase
Saved you from watching the ME tonight
Poll time again.
Here is what i think will happen in the finals tonight:
>jeans goes over ramen clean
>ramen, frustrated with his failures and the successes of the other shield members, assualts jeans after the match in a heel turn.
>as hes walking up the ramp, sheamus comes in to cash in on dean, and ramen watches from the stage smirking
Sheamus fags report in. Eventually we'll get it right.
>HHH personality has been a strong powerful douchebag
>Modern career was just burying wrestlers over and over again to push himself
>Now ruining the show with his awful writing staff
So in the end he was just playing himself
Fallen hero's, there was once a time when i expected big things from both those men
I like to imagine in Kayfabe wrestlers dont work out. They just have the body they have because they were born to be like that. So Sandow is actually a nerd who studied instead of partaking in physical activity during school.
>ISIS working themselves into a shoot
>Rewatching any ppv that youre not nostalgic for
There's a survivor series match, but nobody knows who's going to be in it
>we're having a Survivor Series match tonight
>no teams, no context, no idea who is running with who
>it's just another match on the card
>inb4 Ryback, Dudley Boys and Lucha Dragons(or PTP) vs The New Day and The Ascension
I think the obvious audible tonight is plugging Dean Ambrose into Seth Rollins role as heel, because they had plans for Reigns at Mania and they can just plug Dean in Rollins' role by changing him heel.
Am i retarded
My favorite Raw of the month is the one directly after a PPV when they are creating new angles to play out for the next PPV so I can speculate what i think is going to happen, and criticize it before it ever happens.
Roman Reigns def. Alberto Del Rio
Kevin Owens and Dean Ambrose goes to a double count out
HHH comes out and announces that there has to be a new champion tonight, so the final will now be a triple threat. Reigns vs Owens vs Ambrose.
Kevin Owens wins.
This is what happens. Cap this post.
>Wyatt Family starts attacking brothers of destruction 4v2
>Sting walks out to huge pop
>Stops halfway down ramp and smiles
>BRRRRR APPLEJUICE* Cena sprints straight to the ring turning the match into a traditional 4v4 Survivor Series match
Quick everybody. Post wrestling segments that make you smile everytime
PPV ranking from most important to least important:
2. Royal Rumble
4. Money in the Bank
5. Night of Champions
6. Survivor Series
7. Hell in a Cell
9. Extreme Rules
10. Fast Lane
>LESS THEN FOUR HOURS TILL THEY SET IT UP
Are you ready to hear the caw /asp/ies?
>Tfw had a dream that Roman was super fucking over at Survivor series and was getting Austin tier pops just while being interviewed backstage
One more hour for chips and di-- I mean, Survivor Series.
>tfw Reigns actually doesn't win
>but Kevin Owens does
>and he's the new WWEWHCIC
>the dip has been getting ready for two hours so that the taste is right
>ITT POST YOUR FACE WHEN TITTY MASTER DEANO TURNS HEEL AND WINS THE TITLE TONITE
Thats because he deserves it and has actually improved in multiple ways as well as joining WWE already skilled as fuck. Why do you think he blazed through the developmental process and got called up to the main roster so quickly?
Nothing to say about Roman in comparison besides the fact that he has a look and wet her. Dudes gotten all the chances in the world thrown at him and he still is dogshit in the ring and on the mic.. and no anti-smark contrarian shitposting will change that
>mfw Roman goes over Del Rio, Ambrose and Sheamus in one night.
>Roman Reigns has to fight neckbeards
>Multiple severe injuries
>Hogan is banned
>Snuka is banned
>Piper, Rhodes, Bockwinkle, all dead
>record low ratings
>losing more and more people who could help sell out Wrestlemania 32
Something about that Owens picture makes me smile everytime
>Cesaro was going to finally get a push to main event status
>Gets injured and out for months
>3, 2, 1
>or better yet a new theme
>CESARO WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE BACK FOR 3 MORE MONTHS
>Goes over Owens to win
>Loses clean to Roman at Wrestlemania
>Piper, Rhodes, Bockwinkle, all dead
Thanks for reminding
>couldn't careless who ends up as champ
>none of the keks in the tourney are even interesting barring memesaro
People I'd rather be champ than the 4 keks in the finals:
Fucking bullshit tbqhwy
>being this much of a low test niggerkuck
I bet you suck a mans dick and eat his asshole you fucking queer. Shut your faghole when real men are talking
Consider yourself metaphorically curbstomped.