Why couldn't we get a BoD vs. Wyatt Family feud promo as good as this?
>mod has to try to slow us down because we are too active
>we aren't as popular as we were back on /sp/
reminder that our Raw gamethread did the same number of threads as it did last week on /sp/
but we're talking about this general and how you need to keep making new threads to stay on page 1 at all times
your previous general took 15 hours to hit 300 posts when you used to burn through 500 posts in 4~ hours on /sp/
No ones posting in these threads because all you faggots do is metapost about muh limits and muh board.
There is no discussion here, you stupid faggots can't just ignore the aspies who come to shit up the thread, you just have to keep giving them (You)s instead of discussing wrestling.
Im not even going to bother with these threads anymore since you retards just love getting baited all day, ill just come around for gamethreads.
>No ones posting in these threads because all you faggots do is metapost
No one's posting in these threads cause the autists who complained to Hiro are shitposting, like this guy who samefags his posts mosts of the time then posts this meme, and a lot of general stupidity going on, as well as the product generally sucking in general. There's a lot of factors going on here.
fun fact, /asp/ was tipically the board where people actually go to the gym and practice alternative sports
people who go to the gym tend to be fit and get laid, in case you didn't know
>proper heel work
Ya you probably though the whole "YOU SHOULDVE DIED IN OUR MOTHERS WOMB" Bella spiel was proper heel work too right
>I totally had sex last night bro I'm not a fat NEET fuck lying on the internet
Thank you for proving me right. Now shut the fuck up.
>they don't know the dank /wwe/ meme
>the boogyman pedo mod
Did he get you fired from your job? You're pathetic, I actually fear for your mental health. Your posts don't even come off as trolling and more like someone who wears a straitjacket.
/wwe/ community: 35
r/squaredcircle community: 99,268 including triple h
>you will never have a finisher where you get book ended by your opponent and call it the flatliner
>you will never make a billion dollars convincing rubes that running around like a spaz and delivering a faggy little elbow drop is the most electrifying move in sports entertainment
I am actually hype for Survivor Series because I will be in attendance with decent free seats but I can't help but feel I wouldn't be at all otherwise. Holding out hope that either Ambrose or Reigns turns and that the Wyatts actually go over but both are getting harder to believe. I am expecting a Taker win because muh anniversary and Dean and Reigns to shake hands after Reigns wins and MAYBE a Sheamus cash-in which will lead to a bunch of Sheamus/Barrett v 2/3 SHIELD matches before Roman becomes a TWO-TIME champ at TLC.
>shield break up
>everyone with any sort of heat or momentum got buried (cody rhodes, swagger, ziggler, wyatts etc)
Not one thing other than New Day and Lesnar was good since Punk left.
A lot of rage on this thread.
Motherfuckers are cracking me up
Lol stupid nerds
>hates Roman Reigns with a passion
>rather anyone else but him, including Owens/Neville
>watching UUDD Tourney
>Seth gonna win the whole thing with a torn freakin ACL
>You will never have a bro as based as Xavier bringing the console and the rest of the crew to the hospital for you
Wow great journalism here. Really, good work, I learnt a lot of nothing from this post. Please keep posting more dirtsheets. I want to know what the latest "big push" is, or what these unconfirmed talks have been about.
does anyone know why in tag team matches the person who want to be tagged in holds onto the white rope on the top turnbuckle it dosent look like the other turnbuckles have as much slack in the rope
How is this guy considered a wrestler? You know you're a joke when even Melissa Joan Hart is making fun of you
He isn't, he's one of those smarks who only think ring work/work rate/etc matter the most than character and storylines.
And completely despises Reigns with a passion and will always go against him, even praising Rollins's shitty championship run.
Geez this is some pathetic stuff. I think Lana is mad about Paige saying all Lana and Summer do is squabble over men.
Maybe that wasn't part of the script.
Nah talking about when Cameron was feuding with Naomi after the funkadyctls broke up and Cameron was getting a mini-heel push that went nowhere after she wrestled Paige.
I dont think shes mad at all. Lana also started shit with rousey for no reason, she just wants to stay relevant while she's out. Paige is the best diva to do this with. Same reason madusa has been tweeting and posting stuff about Paige on Instagram.
So who of you guys is shitposting on /tv/ with Seth Rollins pics?
>no mention of rosa also coming to paiges defense
no respect for industry vets desu
Fuck off faggot. They literally got forced into a corner to the point where fans had to pressure the shit out of them. There was no other fucking choice.
Batista was in the hotseat. Vince literally resorting to listen to the fans for a change doesnt mean shit
kill yourself and consider yourself intellectually checkmated you little faggot
>you guys had your manlet Daniel Bryan win at WM
Nope. If CM Punk hadn't left, Bryan would be wrestling Sheamus, and the main event would be a disastrous Randy Orton vs. Batista match that would have ended in boos worse than royal rumble 2015. The crowd was already bummed out about the streak ending, you think they'd have sat through Batista vs. Orton?
You should probably watch the tag match between Jordan&Gable and The Ascension if nothing else. It was pretty good. Nothing else was that special, unless Asska's psycho smile gives you a boner.
They should go back to having the WWE Championship and the World Heavyweight Championship. Always keep one on Vince's guy and always keep on the fan's guy. Vince's guys would get booed less because the fans would feel less disenfranchised because their guy would have his title.
yeah, then he btfo'd her and mocked her irrelevance for a few more tweets after he blocked her and shit on her in coles interview.
Celebrities tweeting bad things at Heels on twitter? I dont think this has ever happened!
> wasn't ready for the main event
> best WrestleMania main event since HBK retired
> highest-drawing segments on the highest-drawing episode of RAW since the 3 hour run
lol how much of a mark do you have to be to toss the salad of a company that openly doesn't give a shit about you
And make Smack!Down its own show again, instead of tired repeat of the lamer half of RAW's segments, to justify the two championships. They can use some of the Main Event/SuperStars fodder to fill out the Smack!Down card, and just get rid of Main Event/Superstars. No one has the WWE Network for those shows anyway. People only have it for NXT and PPVs. As such, losing one of those shows costs nothing, and the improved basic cable product, that has VASTLY greater exposure, will convince more fans to buy the Network to see the PPVs. And will help the ratings on the cable shows, especially with Smack!Down coming to the USA Network in the future.
I think it would offer the chance for guys to be used accordingly. But I suppose creative getting a shakeup should be a priority. I also don't know how they would reintroduce the title. Anyone have any ideas?
Nah he legitimately got butthurt he got called lazy, and his fans have been harassing Melissa and saying they hope her children die cause their favorite fat mandrama guy got called lazy.
hes like 6' his stumpy ass fat figure and agility makes up for the shortness. Jesus fuck atleast hes not gable or santino
How fucking ridiculous did Brock vs Eddie Guerrero look hypothetically? And it ended up being a fucking great feud
Guerrero was way shorter than owens for fucks sake. Beaner genetics
but anon, it's the next big wave of women wrestlers! yay for carmella, alexa, eva, dana and emma! and you know who is coming up behind them right?! nia, asuka and..well.. some australians? its going to be a wild ride!
Yeah, an overhaul of Creative is a prerequisite for anything good happening on a consistent basis in the WWE.
To introduce the second championship, use >>777089 idea and establish Smack!Down as it's own "league" (like American League and National League in MLB), and bring back Big Gold to be Smack!Down's brand championship. Have one or two PPVs per year dedicated to RAW vs Smack!Down champs and shit.
Its not like he told them to do that.. she shouldnt of tweeted if she couldnt take the heat.
Owens' Twitter gimmick has been snarky counter bants and blocking people for awhile now. This isnt the first time hes done this shit. Its his character.
When steen was still steen in ROH he never did this shit because he was free to say whatever the fuck he wanted on twitter
It would make so much sense for another brand split to happen when smackdown goes to usa. Play up an angle of a bunch guys on the roster feeling misused and exploited (led by a returning Bryan?) who manage to hijack smackdown for themselves.
His "gimmick" on twitter is to make fun of people and their profile pictures if they have anything bad to say about him, even a simple, "you suck." I found it hilarious he got worked up by what Melissa of all people had to say. Twitter is killing this business.
There isn't a lot for the heavyweight division to offer outside of Corbin, Rhyno, Joe, and Balor. Everyone else is in a tag team. They should focus on the tag team division a bit more, in hope of maybe SUCCESSFULLY shuffling a few up to the main roster to improve that roster.
Yeah, I think it's been mentioned that regardless, Creative needs to be overhauled. As in: Fire everyone one of them, and pull Vince's head out of his ass.
Smack!Down would actually be the better program (like in the Old Days) if it had it's own booking team that Vince didn't micromanage.
>WWE World Heavyweight Tournament
>Divas End the Show
Was it due to Ronda losing? Can Steph die already?
>Owens era was better than Zayn era
Have sex. When Owens became NXT champion, that's the exact moment NXT started to suck.
Theyrd amazing because storylines are actually fulfilling and have great build up. Shit feels complete when its done
I forgot to mention they dont treat their watchers like they have special needs like the main roster shows
>Backstage segment with Seth and Haitch
>I WONDER WHAT THEY COULD BE TALKING ABOUT
>COULD IT BE ABOUT THE NEXT PPV?
>WHAT WILL (INSERT WRESTLER HERE) BE IN FOR TONIGHT?
>later on rollins comes and interferes in (INSERT WRESTLER HERE)'s match
>MICHAEL COLE: OH COME ON!!!! IS THIS WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT
>JBL: MAGGLE MAGGLE MAGGLE
and so on
/sp/ memes are fucking terrible. Smoke less of the herbal jew. Owens heel run in NXT was fanfucking tastic. From him entering to him losing the belt and rekking fullsail before summerslam/takeover
>I forgot to mention they dont treat their watchers like they have special needs like the main roster shows
To be fair, people who have special needs is their target demographic.
>Owens heel run in NXT was fanfucking tastic
No it wasn't, because he became NXT champ then took it to RAW to feud with Cena and there was no main event scene till Balor stepped up and even that feud was lackluster and boring. He got pushed so hard to the main roster that it shocks me IWC smarks hate on Reigns. Not even Reigns got pushed that hard.
It's probably because Owens is actually talented and spent 15 years working his guts out, wheres Reigns was picked to be THE GUY before the ink on his FCW contract had dried
> ib OUTLAW WRESTLING DOESN'T COUNT REEEEEE
>It's probably because Owens is actually talented and spent 15 years working his guts out
>Muh indie cred
Piss off, just cause you toiled away wrestling in front of 30 people doesn't entitle you to anything compared to someone who trained at the performance center or FCW.
Owen actually plays his card well with the higher-ups though, instead of whining in public like Punk/Ziggler he weasels his way up by rubbing on the right people backstage.
Reigns is just spoiled brat who's coasting on his "cousin" popularity and influence. Had it not for Rock, he's most likely will be stuck in Swagger's position right now.
lol how fucking dumb you gotta be to do the exact thing you were pre-emptively mocked for in the very post you replied to
The point is, dumb-dumb, that Owens is a proven commodity and basically a finished complete package
Reigns still hasn't even moved past "A Shield Guy" even though they've been broken up for almost as long as they were together
Owens is already better than Reigns will most likely ever be. Cry harder.
You have to admit that the quality of Divas Takeover matches have earned them their focal point position in NXT. The women's matches have stolen the show for the last couple Takeovers. The last great men's match for the NXT title was when Zayn won the title. Owens' reign wasn't too interesting and he was moved up to raw half way through it. Balor winning it in Japan wasn't a great match either. It should have been much better. And their rematch was gimmicky crap. Bayley winning the title was one of the best moments in NXT history probably since there was so much emotion behind it and it was technically a great match.
But really though Finn vs Joe will be the focal point of the upcoming Takeover, they seem to be building it up pretty well. Hopefully the match lives up to the hype though. Finn really needs to put on a great match because he really hasn't had any in NXT so far. Beast in the East should have been that match but it wasn't.
I feel like they're setting up a 4 way for the tag team titles at Takeover:London desu
Mechanics vs Enzo & Cass vs VaudeVillians vs JJ & Gable
I hope so atleast, that would be a top tier tag match.
Okay, thanks for being honest and admitting you are.
This is great.
A mix of tastes.. rather than back in the day where everyone would mob on somebody for liking certain wrestlers
Dean Ambrose for example. Everyone here hates him, yet /asp/ seems to have a hard on for him
That Roman match was one of the less impressive matches I've seen out of Cesaro. It wasn't BAD, but he's gotten my expectations for every match he has so goddamn high a pretty good RAW match is disappointing.
4 way tag matches always seem crowded, especially if they have the silly "Only two wrestlers in the ring at once" rule. It needs to be a Tornado Tag match or TLC (fitting with the main roster PPV) or some shit, but I REALLY don't know if you want to put a bunch of developmental wrestlers in something like a TLC where they could kill themselves.
Hell, ANY 8 man match is going to have a lot of details to pay attention to that might be a bit too much for developmental wrestlers to manage the entire match without a screw up.
Roman has had some better matches recently. This was about in line with what I expect out of him. Basic competency with regards to taking moves and shit, hit his spots, some back and forth leading to Superman Punch + Spear = Win.
He's been more able to carry his own weight, but if he was in there with guys like Swagger or something instead of Bray and Cesaro, it'd be a disaster, while guys like Cesaro could probably get a decent TV match out of your average /wwe/ poster.
Probably. The only other match that felt like it had a PPV level intensity that night was the Lesnar vs Taker match, and then still didn't have the level of weapons/tables/etc spots that Bray vs Roman did, which is the sort of over the top violence you'd except at HIAC from people hell bent on ending each other.
Dana Brooke needs to be female Scott Steiner. Stronk wrestler who is dumber than jeeping fuck and never shuts up. She as the accent for it, and is surprisingly not bad in the ring for a women that's been doing this about a year.
Is Asska's gimmick that he's a walking piece of neo-abstractionist performance art?
She's wearing reskinned Saiyan armor now.
I know what you mean, blood is largely just a gratuitous way for mediocre wrestlers to add shock value to a match. But it does have a place in the blow off of bitter feuds at a PPV they had been playing up as extra violent for weeks. If anything, it was diminished by Vince and Dunn getting their ovaries in a bunch and sending doctors out over it.
In fact, they either need to keep bleeding in certain matches/spots, along with a high level of weapon based violence, or get rid of "EXTREME" PPVs like HIAC, TLC, and Extreme Rules. If you aren't going to bother to actually sell it, just fucking forget about it and find something else to do for your PPV, technically sound, bloodless, bullshit-free wrestling is never a poor idea anyway.
Like when Seth curbstomped Dean through the cinder block. If you're going to do a spot like that, you're going to have bleed for it.
You know, if they're going to spoil Emma's Diabolical Plan to Ambush Asska like that, they had better give us a twist that Asska sees it coming all along and has some shenanigans of her own ready.
Yeah. Though if they're going to be bleeding from the head, there needs to be a spot where they appear to get cracked in the head. Like Lesnar going into the post, or hypothetically someone getting DDT'ed on the ramp or exposed ring or some shit. Since the WWE is trying not to give their wrestlers CTE anymore, most weapon spots don't hit the head, meaning it's somewhat more believable not to bleed if they get clobbered in the back with a chair.
Roman is actually good in the ring. Shitposting aside he is a solid worker. My problem with him is he is scripted so poorly and doesn't have either the confidence or charisma to go off script and be himself. Look at the new day, objectively their gimmick is utter shit but they have charisma and confidence and made gyrating and pretending to be unicorns into the highlight of the show. Reigns needs to be Batista 2.0 not Cena 2.0. Solid in the ring, driven promos rather than kid friendly scripts and he'll be cheered all round except by smarky contrarian faggots
>Delete a thread with over 160 posts so people have to bliss through the catalog to find a long dead thread past the bump limit on page blissing 6
Well, I guess it's time to start attaching Bliss to every pic so we can get our new thread.
>attaching Bliss to every pic
POST. Attaching Bliss to every post.
Bliss my inadequate typing skills.
Are trying to tell me the Mod actually went over Hoakoagan?
Why does she wear so much makeup? she looks more qt without it
>sign back up for the network after dropping it for about 4 months
>try to watch an attitude era Raw
>buffers 5 times in the first 4 minutes
>internet is fine, other video apps work normally
I swear to God, Vince. This why you can't meet your subscriber numbers