WWE Presents... Monday Night Raw

Vacant is the greatest WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, WE'VE EVER HAD

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>Title Tournament Bracket


My prediction >>758171

>>758195
>Roman Reigns vs Kevin Owens
I'm betting my house that the final match will Reigns vs Ambrose.

A pretaped RAW will be extra boring tonight.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>758198
You know the entire night will be edited.

# Bring Back Hulk Hogan

>>758198
This might be the best RAW to skip this year.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

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>>758196
Thats what I was hoping but WWE is more likely to choose the predictable face vs heel

>>758198
Hulk Hogan would make this episode decent.

>>758195
Is this the real bracket?

>>758210
yes
>that Cesaro vs Sheamus
pls don't let Sheamus win pls

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>>758210
I ALMOST FORGOT I'M A FILTHY NAMEFAG
>>758211
Neato. Lot's of people I don't want to see lose in the first round though.

>>758198
Hulk Hogan would make the UK much better

Seth Rollins can only save this RAW

# Bring back Seth Rollins

Fuck I miss Crossfit Jesus already. Will he do the 3-day thing?

>>758198
At least one English wrestler will win tonight in England.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

Stream?

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Let the Sports Entertainment commence

>>758198
Hulk Hogan returns and stops all six man tag matches. The crowd goes wild.

back to the good ol' 20 min HHH opening promos

>>758195
>Roman

>>758224 Hier: http://firstrows.org/boxing/wwe-monday-night-raw-frs11g78e

TRI PLE HAITCH
TRI PLE HAITCH

How many minutes until Roman interrupts just to say he's going to win the tournament and "BLEEDAT?"

>>758224
wrestletube.net/p/live-page.html

>brits can't get a Thank You Rollins chant together

>>758231
Fuck, you were right.

Heel Roman coming?

:^|

i blame Reigns for the injury. fuck that guy

>still coming out of the stands
when will this shit stop?

>>758195

>Roman and Ambrose on opposing brackets

COULD THEY MAKE IT ANYMORE OBVIOUS?

>>758234
He got introduced though.
I have failed.

>they edited out the boos

>>758238
he legit cant find the ramp

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I hope he gets a new entrance when he gets the belt

>>758241
they also added in a Triple H chant

>>758238
When someone shanks him during his entrance.

Where is Stone Cold and why aren't old ladies getiing stunnered?

>no triple H, im going to compete because i am face and i am uncorruptable and i am superman believe that

>Reigns
>charisma
wwe pls

holy shit lets save time and give him the belt today

>>758198
Triple H is boring.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>758249
Post yfw Cena gets it.

what is the moveset of Reality Man

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>>758251

This is getting gay.

>>758253
No Sell
Spear
Superman Punch
Reload Fist

BOOO FUCKING BOOOO

>adding cheers
top kek

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Surely HHH is going to talk to each of the competitors in the tournament... I mean otherwise its just obvious as shit Roman is gonna win it


>Beeg vs Boran Reigns
early shit break

>never taken a handout
remember that one time when the rock came in and saved his ass much to the dismay of the MILLIONS

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>Big Show again
GUYS WHY ARE RATINGS LOW

>>758259
>"All you have to do, Stardust is be my man."
Likely one of the greatest promos we'll never see.

>Big Show vs Reigns
RIP ratings

anyone have a clip of last weeks tag match where Ambrose is getting his shit pushed in and Reigns is just standing on the apron laughing like a fucking clown

yeah roman, no handouts for the man currently being handed the title

this wouldnt happen if Hogan were here

this match will end with a DQ
calling it

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>>758262
>"All you have to do, Kevin is be my man."
KO: Yea, thats kind of gay. And plus your friends named Kevin typically gets their quads blown out"

Guys, we know that Tripple H is gonna ring the bell when Roman Reigns has Ambrose in the sharpshooter to solidify the roman reigns heel turn, right?

>>758195
Now this is blatantly obvious that Roman v Ambrose will happen, I hope Ambrose will turn heel and win.

>>758267
That's pretty up there too.

>>758266
it will end with 2 superman punches and a spear

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>WWE actually went to the trouble to edit crowd chants

>>758195
>>758239
what, that owens will cheat to beat ambrose and then roman will AVENGE his dear friend by beating owens and becoming the One Above All?

>>758204
Because what is a turn.

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>>758264
best I got

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>>758267
>And plus your friends named Kevin typically gets their quads blown out"

>>758273
Do you think they got paid?

>>758274

>Owens winning anything

In your dreams NXTfag.

>>758278
Of course they didn't, this is the WWE we're talking about.

>this match
kek

>this match is still going on

>>758279
At least NXT is better than RAW and Smackdown not to mention that it has a much better roster.

I'm watching this match and I think I'm getting sensory deprivation. Has anyone hti an actual move yet? It's all punches and slams. Is this what is considered good wrestling?

my favorite move, the driveby action

>>758282
Two commercial breaks. Two!

commentary seems louder than usual

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Hey guise, remember when Shawn Michaels super kicked Zeus on Mt. Olympus and pinned him for the Stanley Cup? That was tits man.

>>758284
Not at all. This is wrestling at its worst.
I blame Big Show.

>>758284
>Is this what is considered good wrestling?
yes roman reigns is the best

>>758272
nice

Did they just take the crowd noise 2K16 and edited them in?

HAMHOCK

>Jezza, Captain Slow and Hammond will never do guest commentary
why even liv?

>>758292
all his matches with big show end exactly the same

>>758296
sometimes he punches him TWICE

S
T
E
E
N

>booing Rooney
oh lel

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>>758293
Wouldn't surprise me. They used an in game render of the Undertake on one of the Wrestlemania posters.

>>758299
manchester knows manchester sucks

FIGHT OWENS FIGHT
I
G
H
T

O
W
E
N
S

F
I
G
H
T

>QUEEN BTFO

>Owens wins WWE Championship
>Sami Zayn comes back and fucks him up
Please let this happen.

>>758283

That no one who watches Raw gives a flying shit about.

>big black man shows up
>they immediately cut to white woman smiling and dancing with her kek boyfriend

damn this camera crew is on a roll tonight

>>758300
what the fuck

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Nothing better then commercial 30 seconds into a match... oh wait and this a tournament for the world title...

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>>758300
what the actual shit

>>758309
shit, looking at that right now, i realize how fucked up that is

that nigger punch wasn't a reaction to being scared. he clearly jumped, had time to process the situation, then decided to clock the fuck outta him

granted he made him drop his phone on some seriously hard floor, but still

kinda fucked up

>>758311
>taking a picture of the deadman
>expecting to be able to capture his soul in a photo

it doesn't work that way. all photos of undertaker are drawings. this one just happens to be the worse one
also

WITH CHINGCHONG REF, ALWAYS EXPECT SHENANIGANS

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>>758312
Bo is bringing the Klan back to battle New Day

why is even Titus competing here?

>>758198
This is seriously one of the worst RAWs ever.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>758315

Better question. Why the fuck is Kalisto even competing for this?

So why isn't Bo in this tournament anyway?

>>758315
gotta have jobbers

>>758312
I think that was kind of the joke.

Where someone would puch out of reaction, he didn't.

He just punched him as a "fuck you".

How much longer until Kill Owens Kill?

>>758317

Against dumb as fuck Ryback of all people.

Keyfabe isn't dead!

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>>758323
please don't let Vince see that!

>>758323
Reminds me of the fat guy from Party Down South.

OOOOOOH OOOOOHOOOOOO

>becky confirmed for ring rat

>>758198
Baby Flair is an okay insult.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

Byron sounds emotional as fuck

>>758329
What?

OH SHIT

>doing a submission move on the announce table make is more effective

>Paige calling spots Cena style

>>758337
The higher elevation affects blood flow.

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>BAH GAWD!!! A SUBMISSION ON THE TABLE! YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!

Taker interview with Austin fucking WHEN

that Taker vs. Legend Killer Orton feud was pretty entertaining

>>758342
I KILLED THE DEADMAN
>lols

>>758342
Orton as the Legend Killer was GOAT

>winter olympics number 2
>above the world cup

NIGGA WUT

WHO THE FLIPPING FUCK WATCHES THE WINTER OLYMPICS?

>>758345
When Orton is ready to retire they should bring up some cocky young guy who decides to "kill the legend Randy Orton".

>>758347
uuuh, wrong thread?

>>758198
Hulk-a-mania is still running wild

>>758347
I do.

>>758347
>Who the fuck watches wrestling?
>Who the fuck watches football?

POO IN LOO

>>758351
No they just showed the top 10 sports brands Wrestlemania was like #5.

>>758351
THEY JUST SHOWED A GRAPHIC SAYING WRESTLEMANIA IS NUMBER 5 MOST WATCHED MAJOR SPORTING EVENT.

THEY HAD WINTER OLYMPICS AS 2 AND WORLD CUP AS NUMBER 4


WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MIZ'S THEME? SOUNDS FUCKING WEIRD

Ziggler looks like a member of Cobra Kai.

I hate to admit it, but that new Ziggler shirt is very nice, especially compared to most WWE products.

I like Ziggler but he has been overexposed with that Rusev feud, he need to take a few shows off. I am rooting for Miz

>The Miz

Well fuck son i didn't even know Rollins was injured, i tuned in late and thought the tournament was for the #1 contender.

>>758357
>WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MIZ'S THEME? SOUNDS FUCKING WEIRD

Further through the song.

>Ziggler vs The Miz

It's piss and shit break time.

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>>758358
>Sweep the leg!

that one quiet crowd, even NXT crowds are louder

>>758360
So Ziggler had a very shitty 2013, a great 2014, and a pretty bad 2015. Guess he's up for a push sometime soon.

>TYLER BURIED BEFORE HE EVEN GOT TO SHINE

JESUS CHRIST THATS GROSS

when taker came back as the deadman against orton, that beard looked fucking awesome

time for taker to comeback as biker taker

its time to get rollin'
rollin
rollin
rollin

what

>the last good run of Kane was as Team Hell No
welp

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>Undertaker's return against Orton
>the beginning of "I'm the tag team champion"

2 of favorite moments back to back :)

>>758369
>Tyler loses to Ambrose
>Tyler causes Ziggs to lose
>Tyler vs Ziggs continues

EL PATRON PAPA!
Fuck MexAmerica tho

DAMN

MY NIGGA ZEB IS TELLING IT LIKE IT IS

FUCKING HATERS WHO NEED TO LEADERSHIP

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gotta love a racial tolerance group is heel

thats not PC Zebby

BRITCÜCKS BTFO

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tell me this britbongs

why are you guys all hatin for anyways?

THANK YOU BASED ZEB
THANK YOU BASED DORITO

MexAmerica dropping bombs

Fucking Britbongs on suicide watch.

>>758382
I lost it when the ref jumped for no fucking reason.

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do you guys just hate us cause you ain't us?

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LETS KEEP THIS SHIT REAL

I WOULD PUT MY DEICK INSIDE TAMINA AND RELEASE MY CUM INTO HER PUSSY

ON SOME REAL SHIT

Oh snaps its a Nattie vs Naomi match

god what an awkward start

Damn that bodysuit on Natalya is sexy, i don't think she's wearing underwear.

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Naomi vs Natalia

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>We want Sasha!
Vince:LETS GIVE THEM NAOMI DAMMIT!
VInce: WHY ARE RATINGS DROPPING DAMMIT!!!!!!

That was an awkward match

Damn Natalya's got a nice ass.

Tyson Kidd is a lucky man, i bet he doesn't even eat her ass.

>05-06 Edge will never come back

>>758396
they are clearly building something

Worst RAW in months.

I miss Edge.

>>758400
tyson could not be any luckier

cesaro got that excellent ass. he can lift a lot with just one arm. that nigga is strong and probably gives the best hugs. i'm sure cesaro lays it down well

Jesus Christ Sheamus that was blinding

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>>758403
non title divas feud, you're giving WWE too much credit

>>758400
Probably not but i'm pretty sure Cesaro did,

>>758401
>Edge will never come back

>>758409
He gave her a European Uppercunt

>we dont want cesaro to look weak again (again)
> but we have to have sheamus and roman cause roman gotta fight heels
>fuck it barret will interfere

>>758410
Nobody will pick up his based entrance music in his honor.

you guys remember that one time when Creative had Sheamus team up with William Regal so he wouldnt get booed in the UK

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>>758411

>>758413
You think you know me....

>>758198
This English audience has been quiet tonight.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

Oh wow, that move.

>>758416
ON THIS DAY

>>758420
I SEE CLEARLY

>>758420
I SEE CLEARLY

THIS FUCKING MATCH

CESARO DOESN'T CONNECT WITH PEOPLE GODAMMIT ACHOOOO

>roman is going to destroy cesaro
>wwe expects a face pop from this

THERE IS HOPE

>>758421
>>758422
EVERYTHING'S COME TO LIGHT!

Oh man, here comes the Selfie Maniac.

this nigga really put himself in the shot

Dammit britbong cameraman way to goof it up

PERFECTION PERSONIFIED

>>758429
He sticks his selfie stick up his ass at night.

I'm behind on DVR, but does nobody realize how stupid and pointless it is to have the person carrying MITB in this tournament?

>Harry Potter and Professor X create Create Frankenstein

I'm watching th fuck out of that.

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>>758435
almost as pointless and stupid as the last tournament winner being a jobber and not even in this... also last year they had Rollins fighting for the title while he had it

can wwe fix summer's god damn nose already

>Dean tears his own shirt and injures himself

yeah dont mess with dolf zigglah or dean ambrose will get you ????

>>758438
whats up goy? can't handle a strong jewish woman?

>this fucking kid ranting at breeze

so many roll up wins

Damn Ambrose has been doing his ab workouts.

>that kid
what the actual fuck?

these wyatt/brothers of destruction promos are fucking retarded. they are overusing the wyatt jump cut and watering it down. there's no reason for them to promote anything the wyatts are doing, the arena should just go black, FIREFLAYS MAGGLE and then they just let bray do his thing

>>758354
everyone in the world but americunts

>they didn't edit the shit lightnings

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MISS WITH DOLF ZIG A LER

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>>758449
that lightning is pure magic

HOW CAN HE BE SO BLACKA ND havE SO MANY MUSCLES IT'S NOT FAIR MY GOD

new day will be the only redeeming thing on raw tonight

>"They don't like anybody here!"
Ignorants and HATERSSS

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>horns up

>>758458
Sheamus shenanigans would be better than Roman desu

NEW DAY ROCKS

I'm glad the usos are back so i can continue to not care about them.

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>>758458
I'd actually prefer that provided its a short "Reign" just to get it out of the way

>>758458

Hopefully when Sheamus attempts to cash in, he trips and breaks every bone in his body.

What in the big blue fuck are the usos wearing on their legs?

>>758465
Hopefully when Sheamus attempts to cash in, he trips, lands on Reigns, and breaks every bone in both of their bodies.

>>758458
I just can see John Cena Overcoming the Celtic odds

Did Neville get a facial reconstruction? he doesn't look so mouse-ish as before

>>758467
>>758467
then
>Owen is fat
>Cesaro is bald
WM 32 BALOR vs ZAYN WWE WHC!!!

>>758467

Hopefully when Sheamus attempts to cash in, he trips, lands on Reigns, who lands on the entire announce team, and breaks every bone in all their bodies.

>cena shilling army job placement

How many tax evasion charities is WWE involved in now?

also is how bad it is these days vince's fault? HHH? steph?

>>758470
or even more realistic
>BY GAWD RKO OTTA NOWHERE!!! 1! 2! 3! RANDY AURTON IS THA NEW CHAMPION

>>758471
Hopefully when Sheamus attempts to cash in, he trips, lands on Reigns, who lands on the entire announce team, and breaks every bone in all their bodies, which causes an ambulance to rush into the arena, hitting Vince McMahon and Kevin Dunn, and breaking every bone in their bodies.

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>>758472
It will always be Vince and/or Dunn's fault until they die

man bray is never not over

>>758477

I know, it's retarded.

Fat hillbilly will never be good as taker and Kane Kun

Raw really shouldn't be 3 hours

Wait... Bray snorted taker and Kane's ashes like an 80's Coke fiend?

these stupid fucking montages jesus christ

WHO CARES

they have NOTHING to do with being "supernatural" and just come across as corny and dated

oh my god IT'S A VIDEO PACKAGE.

Oh fuck

oh my god...

THE DEADMAN


...AND HIS BROTHER

>inb4 they bow down to wyatt and bend to his will

OH MY GOD!

THEY WEREN'T ACTUALLY DEAD!

WHO KNEW!

>>758485
KANE...
WAS THERE

>>758485
>>758488
>their uncle is watching from afar as well.
>spooky

>>758479
he could be if they did it right

Am i the only one who misses the coat and hat?

It's like an ad for the AARP.

>Remember when you were a young demon, sacrificing people and setting people on fire.

>Well you can still do things you loved with our new care package.

>>758490
if they did this angle properly he could of ended the streak and had undertaker pass the torch & his "powers" to bray

>>758494
non no no, you see theyre alive, and they took their powers back and their going to win at survivor series

gotta put yourself over new talent even though theyll be in the company for much longer

>>758493
More like an ad for Hair Club For Men.

so is there any hope that take and Kane will team up with sting and boogeyman for survivor series and have a battle of the spooky?

Further fallout from Seth's injury?
They made such a big deal of Wyatt stealing their souls last week now they're like, "mmm nope?"

>>758497
looks like it'll probably be just Kane & Taker

>>758490

No, Bray Wyatt has lost like 90% of his matches, this fat faggot is a fucking joke. And only retards still praise this fuck.

If you know anyone who praises Wyatt still, never believe anything they say.

>>758498
dont tell me you thought they were actually gone for good

>>758500
Yes, because winning the matches means something.

>>758498

This is why Wyatt is a fucking joke, he's done this to EVERY feud that he's lost in.

>>758501
No, but I thought they'd be gone longer than two weeks.

>>758504

Actually in Bray Wyatt's case, yes it fucking does. How is he suppose to be "scary" if he loses EVERY fucking match?

>>758500
yeah i phrased it wrong, meant to say "could've been"
they blew it so hard and whats worse is that it was all practically layed out for them. I'm still baffled as to how they fucked up with the wyatts, that takes effort

>>758501
im just upset they dropped him having their powers

coming back to life, sure, thats their thing its what they do, but bray put on a display that proved he depowered them.

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Wait did I miss something? Did fucking ZZ actually lose weight?

>>758506
you're right, i also expected them later but i forgot the ppv is like 2 weeks away

I am all about nostalgia and shit but this is no way to build up new talent, i hope the Wyatts win the survivor series match

>>758507

Hell, why do you think no one gives a shit about Kane anymore? Because he's the anti-streak, everyone and their mother has won against Kane.

That's why Undertaker is much more legitimate on his "scary" factor, because it's only on a rare occasion that he's loss.

So yes, WINS/LOSSES does matter when you're trying to build up a "scary" character.

>>758510
He's been hitting the Performance Center Gym since he got the NXT contract, good for him, i actually like the guy

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>>758512
>build up new talent

>>758512

I hope Wyatts just drop off the face of the Earth, fuck them. No one would miss them.

>>758515

I'll be damned he finally did what he said he was gonna do. My only problem with him was that same excuse every week 'I dinnt know how physical this is' Shit, if he's putting in the work I'd be happy to see him run with it

>>758517
I would miss Luke Harper, I'm waiting until HHH command WWE and bring us awesome matches

>>758195

>Kalisto
>Neville
>Owens
>Breeze

WHO THE FLYING FUCK ARE THESE FAGGOTS? WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP?

Seriously fuck NXT.

>>758554
Smarkbustuh pls go hommu

Nobody on the active roster has pinned Owens clean in singles + he's IC Champ

> doesn't complain about Reigns even though he's by far the worst of the lot

>>758517
me too bray has had too many shots to actually be legit and has ruined all of them like this bro said >>758521 harper and perhaps the new mastodon they have are the only things worth saving.

>>758396
And Todd Phillips be all like, "man, I need to change my pants. I came in my pants. Thank god we're taping these shows. Because I came in my pants. Holy fuck. Hey, Corey! I came in my pants! Yeah, no really. I CAME IN MY PANTS!"

[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRW_w0qMz5A[/spoiler]
just dropping this random vid here...

>>758628
>just dropping this [...] here
I've never understood this meme. Why would anyone just drop a thing? Be proud of your thing, nigga.

>>758630
it's just a random WWE2k15 video i found.
also, I learned that spoilers don't work in this board.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRW_w0qMz5A

>>758194
Hulk Hogan could beat Vacant any day of the week.